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I'm Lexi, and I'm a mom.
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My days are filled with meetings,
meetings, and more meetings.
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I eat my shitty lunch and try to work
out once a week.
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And then, of course, there are PTA
meetings, volunteering, and parent
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conferences. Don't forget doctors,
dentists, soccer, school dances.
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Today is the first day of school, and my
boss made me take the day off so he can
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have the office to himself.
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My husband is withholding the dick
because I'm so fertile, so today I'm
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fuck the shit out of myself.
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That is, as soon as the last one gets
the hell out of the house.
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alcohol check.
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Dildos and vibrators check.
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Sexy clothes check.
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forward to getting off for days, and now
this?
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What are you doing home?
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I'm so sorry. I didn't realize my
uniform was in my locker. They changed
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dress code, and yeah.
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Can't you just change and go back?
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No. I'm not allowed back until tomorrow,
but it's okay. I can just do my
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studying in my room. Totally fine.
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Fine. Okay.
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Don't make any noise, and don't come in
my room.
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Okay. Um, we don't have to tell my dad
about this.
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You know how he kind of overreacts about
things. I won't tell your dad, but
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leave me alone.
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Oh my god, what are you doing? You're my
stepmom!
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... ... ...
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um um
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Oh, my tongue feels so bad.
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Whoa.
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get something out of this
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Are you talking to me? Yeah, fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes. Oh,
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yes.
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Okay, let's do it
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Really?
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Fuck me.
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Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Fuck yes!
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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I don't know what's going to pop up in
my throat.
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Thank you.
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Oh, did your dad kiss me?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Just splattered all over my face.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Give it to me.
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Oh, my God. Give it to me.
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Cover my face with your coat.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Do it now. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Now go to your room and study.
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It's okay.
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Hey. But you promised not to tell my
dad, you know, about me being a little
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suspended today.
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That and this will be our little secret.
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Awesome.
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I might not be a good stepmom, but I
sure do get the job done.
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