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(birds chirping)
(rooster crowing)
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(slow quirky music)
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(tense music)
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Do you like my room?
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Thanks? Yeah.
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You're awake?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Iulia... is making breakfast.
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I need to shower.
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Again?
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Okay.
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Good morning Kelsey.
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Today I start learning...
No, that's not it.
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Good morning Kelsey!
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Another beautiful day in Moldova.
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Today I start learning Romanian.
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I mean...
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I'm pretty much already fluent, but...
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This will help me out a lot.
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People here speak
Romanian and Moldovan, but...
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I think it's pretty much the same thing.
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Anyway...
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I can't wait.
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(quirky music)
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Why is he showering again?
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- Didn't you tell him it's expensive?
- But he's our guest.
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Your guest.
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There we go again.
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Why are you so happy all of a sudden?
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Because.
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(bell rings)
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Good day Director.
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I am happy.
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Thank you.
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As Mr. Victor told you
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I wanted to check on the
progress of your students.
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Please proceed.
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Sit.
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I thought she was coming tomorrow.
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I hope you're ready. Did you
memorize the passage I gave you?
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I picked my own.
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So, I have translated from Russian.
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This is the story of
"The Cock and the Ass".
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It's a story of friendship.
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The Cock and the Ass
were the best of friends.
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They were different,
but that didn't matter.
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They loved each other and
the Cock even rode the Ass.
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- Okay, that's enough about friendship.
- I'm not finished yet.
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Let's give Yana a round of applause.
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In the future we refer to the friends
as the "Rooster" and the "Donkey".
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But I don't understand.
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I used a dictionary.
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That's not important.
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We're just going to
get you a new dictionary.
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What is a cock and an ass?
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I thought it was a
Rooster and a Donkey, but...
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- Now I'm not sure. - Miss Ludmila?
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Would you care to say a few
words in front of the class?
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I want to thank Mr. Diego for...
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the hard work.
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Victor?
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Please take over the class,
while I talk to Mr. Diego.
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- You're going to leave me alone with them?
- They're called students.
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I can't... I can't teach.
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You don't have to teach. Tell
them to read from the book.
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Can you at least do that?
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Diego, Lucia, come with me.
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Hooray!
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Diego, you must learn
Romanian. You understand?
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Lucia will help you.
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Use this classroom. The
mayor is waiting for me.
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Good luck.
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(slow music)
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I need to improve my Romanian.
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Kelsey is probably fluent in
whatever language she's learning.
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You don't understand anything, do you?
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I am Diego. I'm 30 years old.
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Yes, Victor told me everything about you.
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I'm a Romanian teacher.
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I never taught a foreigner
before, but I think we'll manage.
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Ms. Ludmila didn't give me much choice.
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- Do you want sugar? - Sure.
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I didn't want it sweet.
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Are you the cock or the ass?
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Sure.
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Okay. Don't worry.
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We'll teach you in no time...
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I have a girlfriend.
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Her name is Kelsey.
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Listen, you're a very
attractive woman, but...
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I'm taken.
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We can still be friends, you know?
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Prieteni? (Friends)
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Definitely the ass.
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It's going to be harder than I thought.
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(quirky music)
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Kelsey, what a day!
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The Director finally came into
my class, and she was blown away.
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It was so rewarding.
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And then my Romanian teacher,
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She was overwhelmed by
my advanced knowledge, but...
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She's still willing to try and teach me.
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Unfortunately though she
tried to make a pass at me, but...
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Don't worry.
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I put her down easy, it's fine.
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There's so few specialists out here,
I'm kind of stuck with her anyway, but...
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At least she's a hard
worker. I guess, I don't know.
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Well...
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One adventure after another.
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Well...
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Good night Kelsey.
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Who are you talking to?
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No one.
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No one?
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No, ah...
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What's the deal with Lucia?
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Lucia?
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I thought you had a girlfriend.
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Never mind.
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She's great, but...
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Ex-husband...
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No. She's my teacher.
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Of course.
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It's cold, no?
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Cold?
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Let's go.
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I need your help.
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Can't I relax a little bit?
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You said you're cold.
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Come on.
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What is this?
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Winter heat.
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How does it work?
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It helps with stress.
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Let me show.
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Look.
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Now you try.
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Okay.
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- Like this? - Yeah.
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Okay.
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It helps, no?
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Yeah. Can I do another?
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Yeah.
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Welcome to Moldova.
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(music fades)
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