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And it was a brand-new,
custom-built surfboard.
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It couldn't have been in the
car more than 10 minutes...
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while we were back on the beach
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picking up the
rest of our stuff.
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I keep telling you kids to
watch out for your belongings.
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You'll have to make
a report at the sheriff's
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station, and I'll keep
my eye out for it.
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Uh, what was the value?
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It made a $110-hole in
my father's bank account.
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Grand theft.
Well, we'll see.
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[Gidget narrating] I didn't think
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Casey had a very
bright chance...
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of locating my board
from his motorcycle,
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so Larue and I
beat it back to the
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beach and formed our own posse.
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Look, this shoreline stretches
all the way to Canada,
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and just a second ago
I thought I saw a Mountie.
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Besides, maybe the crook headed
for Mexico. I know, but I--
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Listen, Casey said stop by
the sheriff's station.
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So why don't we stop by
the sheriff's station?
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Okay.
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Look!
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"Zangara will blind
the evil eye."
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My gosh! Not that. The board.
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With a "For Sale" sign on it.
How do you like that?
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They've hotted up
my surfboard.
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Well, you better make
real sure it's yours.
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I don't dig
this evil eye bit.
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♪ [jazzy pop]
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♪ If you're in doubt
about angels ♪
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♪ Being real
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♪ I can arrange to change
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♪ Any doubts you feel
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♪ Wait till you see
my Gidget ♪
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♪ You'll want her
for your valentine ♪
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♪ You're gonna say
she's all that you adore ♪
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♪ But stay away
Gidget is spoken for ♪
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♪ You're gonna find
that Gidget is ♪
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♪ Mine ♪
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Hey!
What you want?
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- The board.
- You, uh, have money?
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Well, it's my surfboard.
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You crazy. Crazy.
Go away. Go away.
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Go away!
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It has my name on it.
It's got my name on it.
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Go away! I'll show you! Grab it!
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Drop it!
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See? My name.
I told you.
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This is my own
personal property.
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Somebody stole it from me.
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No yours!
No one steal!
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Uh-- See?
See? "Gidget."
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That's my name. Bring
back! Bring back! Bring back!
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- Let's cut out!
- Bring back! Stop!
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You bring back,
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or you have very bad luck.
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I push hex on it!
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What'd she say? She's
gonna put the whammy on it.
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Maybe you better talk it over.
Are you dinghy? It's my board!
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You bring back!
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If I bring anything
back, it'll be a policeman.
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Oh! Policeman!
Oh!
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Avezuba.
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Devil wing. Master!
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Overturn her head!
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All fortune bad.
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No peace, no success...
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until she bring back it!
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Avezuba.
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Curse she as I curse she,
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and give no place to hide.
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[both scream]
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Oh. Looks like
we're home safe.
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I probably scared her.
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You scared her? When I
mentioned about the policeman.
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Or why else didn't King Kong
chase after the board?
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Maybe because she whammied it.
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Nobody would want
a whammied board.
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You think this board
is whammied?
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I didn't say I think so.
I said he thinks so.
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I don't see how anybody
can believe such dumb junk.
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I want my balloon!
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You ought to be
ashamed of yourself,
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taking a toy from
a helpless child!
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It was just an accident.
I'm sorry, little boy--
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Oh! Don't you dare
strike this child!
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Oh!
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He certainly is
a sore loser!
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You'd think I did it
on purpose.
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It's beginning.
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Don't be a bat!
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Oh!
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[Gidget narrating] Superstition
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is the refuge of small minds,
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and I let my buddy-girl Larue
clearly know I thought so.
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She didn't hear a word.
All she kept saying...
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in an absolutely
exasperating manner was--
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Be careful.
You got to be careful.
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Will you quit that!
[thud]
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Oh, Larue.
I'm so sorry.
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I told you. You wouldn't listen.
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What'll your parents say?
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Well, I'll tell them
about the curse
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and everything.
It wasn't your fault.
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It was my fault, and I'll pay
for it out of my allowance.
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Just be careful.
You got to be careful!
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You got to be careful.
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Yeah.
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[Gidget narrating] It's not that I was buying
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Avezuba, devil wing
and all that bozzle,
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or that the curse of the Malibu
witch was beginning to grab me.
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But I figured it
couldn't hurt to take
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Larue's advice and
be a little careful...
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since things did,
frankly, seem to
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be coming a bit
loose at the seams.
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Daddy, dinner's ready.
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I'm serving the salad. What
are we having? I'm starved!
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Broiled steaks.
And I'll bring you
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out some hot coffee right away.
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Honey, make mine
iced coffee, will you?
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Okay, Daddy.
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[screams] Daddy!
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No, not water!
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Get some salt. Salt.
Okay! Here!
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A lot of salt.
A big box of salt.
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Here-- Here it is.
Here-- Here it is.
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Uh--
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You must've gotten the steaks
too close to the flame.
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Still, I never knew
it to do that before.
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I don't understand it.
Do you?
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Yes, I do.
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I mean, no, I don't.
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I mean, I don't know.
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Well, that about covers
the field. What do you know?
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Daddy, I don't know.
Now--
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Now leave me with this mess.
I'll clean it up.
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You go sit down, and-- and
I'll bring you your iced coffee.
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Can't I help you?
No!
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[Gidget narrating] The voice of
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logic was
broadcasting frantically.
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Don't give up logic.
Surfboards float,
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stoves cook, pop-out ice cube
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trays never pop
out the ice cubes.
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This is the voice of logic.
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Signing off.
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Sit down a moment.
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Now, what's bothering you? Is
it what happened in the kitchen?
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I guess so.
Is that all?
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Now, don't try to fool
the old professor.
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Come on. What
happened today that
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makes it different
from yesterday?
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Well, you're gonna have
a hard time believing this.
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Try me. I've been
cursed... by a witch.
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She-- She cursed me
and whammied my surfboard.
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No peace, no success. That's
what she ordered from Avezuba.
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Avezuba?
I see.
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Have you taken
your temperature?
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Daddy, this has
got nothing to do
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with my temperature.
This is serious.
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Ever since she put on the blast,
I've been skidding around...
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on the world's
biggest banana peel.
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I knew you wouldn't
believe me.
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Well, I'm trying to.
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Now, let's be orderly about
this. One step at the time.
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Where did you meet
this... witch?
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Malibu. I see. Is she a local
witch or from out of town?
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I never saw her before.
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But the only way
I can shake loose
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is to give her my new surfboard.
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Are witches riding
surfboards these days?
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No. She stole it,
and she wanted to sell it.
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And she's got it.
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No, I got it back. That's
what made her go so ape.
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Well, I am going
a little ape myself.
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Francie, I'm
surprised at you. This
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is nothing but
pure superstition.
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And superstition
is pure nonsense.
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Don't you know that?
Uh-huh.
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Well, don't you?
Well, I don't know, Daddy.
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I mean, I know lots of
people-- not kids either--
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Who keep good
luck charms and are
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afraid of black cats
and stepladders.
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And in those big
buildings, why do
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they always leave
out the 13th floor?
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Don't they know
what they're doing?
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Honey, there's a lot
of foolishness in this world.
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I couldn't possibly explain all
the goofy things that people do.
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That's John's department.
Look how confused he is.
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The only thing I'm sure of
is this.
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Witches, whammies,
curses-- There
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are no such things.
Now, forget it.
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You should see
Larue's windshield.
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Who's ever around me, they
get shot down too. Even you.
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Do I look worried?
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There's a reasonable
explanation for everything.
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Now, come on. Let's get on to
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something useful,
like having dinner.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
Isn't it?
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Well, whatever you say,
Daddy.
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[sighs] But anyway,
I'm glad I told you.
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The woman merely
frightened you. Now, come on.
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Okay.
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I guess I can wash the salt
off the steaks and fry them.
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Why not?
Be as good as new.
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And meanwhile,
you can sip your iced coffee.
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Down with wizards and witches.
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Oh, no!
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Don't panic. I have plenty
of shirts and trousers.
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Or maybe I ought to wear my
bathing suit. What do you think?
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But I had a spoon in it.
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Plastic.
Plastic doesn't work.
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Nothing works.
I'm doomed!
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You must not allow
this foolishness
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to get its hooks into you.
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So you had a few
accidents. Any other
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day, you'd have
thought nothing of it.
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A glass breaks when you pour
hot coffee into it.
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What's unnatural about that?
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If it broke without
pouring hot coffee into
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it, that'd be something
to wonder about.
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- Right?
- Right.
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[chuckles] It's--
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Come with me.
Come on.
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My old anthropology books.
Look under "superstition."
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I'm going upstairs
and change.
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[wind howling]
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Twenty-nine.
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Thirty.
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Thirty-one.
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Thirty-five.
Thirty-six.
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Pastoo... veedoo...
agrimentee.
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Strike Avezuba
and lift the hex!
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Lama... samana... quana.
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Give me the sign.
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Lama samana quana.
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Give me the sign.
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Francie.
[gasps]
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Daddy.
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If I hadn't seen it with my
own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
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Well, you told me to read
your anthropology books,
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and the one on voodoo tells
how they put down a curse.
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That book is
supposed to be a study
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of backward
superstitious customs,
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not an instruction manual
on how to ride a broomstick.
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I figured it couldn't hurt
to give it a try.
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[screams]
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They gave me the sign.
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It's a sign all right.
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00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,567
It's a sign that you are closer
than you have been in years...
250
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,819
to the unfriendly side
of a hairbrush.
251
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:25,073
This is all in your mind.
It's all mental.
252
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,742
You've got to get it out.
Do you understand?
253
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,994
Yes, sir.
All right.
254
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,956
Maybe I ought to let John
psychoanalyze me, huh?
255
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,835
Maybe you should.
256
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,255
[thinking] What a blow.
257
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,966
My own father's
turned against me.
258
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,552
I must be cursed
worse than I thought.
259
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,222
John. Yech!
260
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,265
I always thought I'd have
to be out of my gourd...
261
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,809
to let that
brother-in-law of mine
262
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:57,105
get his psychological claws
into me.
263
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,359
That's it.
Maybe I'm not cursed at all.
264
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:05,279
Maybe the only thing wrong
with me is I've blown my wick.
265
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,241
Well, what's that
to be so happy about?
266
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,254
Where's the psychologist?
267
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,797
I figured the day
I turned myself
268
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,424
in, he'd be waiting
here with a net.
269
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,134
John is in the
bedroom finishing a
270
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,052
paper he has to
hand in this afternoon.
271
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,054
He's been working on it
for weeks.
272
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,557
Well, nobody can say
I didn't try.
273
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,851
I'll call for a later
appointment. Wait.
274
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,185
John is very anxious to see you,
275
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,520
and he'll be
through in a minute.
276
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,857
So come on.
Sit down.
277
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,817
The curse is holding.
278
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,653
What's all this nonsense
about a curse?
279
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,157
You know, you certainly do go
off on some peculiar tangents.
280
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,826
Maybe. Maybe not.
281
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,828
We'll see.
282
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:58,291
What is that supposed to mean?
Just wait and see.
283
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,668
See what?
Oh, I don't know.
284
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,671
Something's probably in
the grinder right now.
285
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,508
Wherever I am,
it's Friday the 13th.
286
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,677
I must say I'm amazed.
287
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,929
How can anyone
with half a brain have
288
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,890
anything to do
with superstition?
289
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,684
I noticed you have a copper
horseshoe over the door.
290
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,769
What happened to
your half of a brain?
291
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,940
[meows] Hey, whose cat?
292
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,734
One of John's bachelor
friends went skiing
293
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,319
for a few days,
so we're cat-sitting.
294
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,864
His name's Sam.
Hello, Sammy.
295
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,866
You have to have a book
to work that?
296
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,870
No. We just got it, and it has
more dials than a jet plane.
297
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,456
But it's really
a wonderful machine.
298
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,541
And John's mother
just gave us all of
299
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,835
her trading stamps
so we can get a dryer.
300
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,171
Three years' worth.
Wasn't that sweet of her?
301
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,090
Finished it!
203 pages.
302
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,718
Congratulations.
303
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,804
"The Behavior Patterns
of a Female Gorilla."
304
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,098
- How are you feeling generally?
- Like a female gorilla.
305
00:16:56,098 --> 00:17:00,228
Darling, I baked a
cake to celebrate. Aw.
306
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,734
Looks like Sam
is already celebrating.
307
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,736
Oh, that cat!
308
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,075
Mother's stamps!
309
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,664
What did you do that for?
I didn't do it on purpose.
310
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,999
Well, stop the machine.
311
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,795
I have to look--
312
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,005
What are you reading?
Stop the machine!
313
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,092
I don't know how!
It's all automatic!
314
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,095
For crying--
How can anyone be so stupid?
315
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,349
[loud clattering]
316
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,476
[grunts]
[gasps]
317
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,019
How do you undo
this? Where's the
318
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,521
plug? You have
to move it forward.
319
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,982
But don't pull out
the whole thing.
320
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,577
Oh, dear, my dress.
321
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:05,126
Oh! Look at my kitchen...
and my cake.
322
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,046
And now I'm gonna have to call
the man about the machine.
323
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:15,052
Who cares about the kitchen? How
will I explain that to mother?
324
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,431
I warned you.
Go home!
325
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,974
Why should she go home? I'm not
326
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,601
gonna analyze
her in the kitchen.
327
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,686
You better let me go.
Certainly not.
328
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,272
If you don't want more
whammies. No. No more.
329
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,150
Not today. Just go.
Right.
330
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,193
No!
331
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,993
Look at this.
Five weeks' work.
332
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,997
Are you saying
it was my fault?
333
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,416
Who tried to throw the cat
into the washing machine?
334
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,877
- I think maybe I'd better--
- [together] Go home!
335
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,672
Right.
336
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,090
You've resented that cat ever
337
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,675
since I brought
it into the house.
338
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:58,596
[door closes] Subconsciously,
you've wanted to drown it...
339
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,431
just like you wanted to drown
340
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,767
mother's stamps
and my female gorilla.
341
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,436
[Gidget narrating] Obviously, I was up the yin-yang
342
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,938
and there'd be no peace,
343
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,192
no success like the lady said
until I gave her my board.
344
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,527
I was convinced.
And so was Larue.
345
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,863
In fact, she wouldn't even
let me in her car.
346
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,032
As usual, Daddy
came through in the clinch.
347
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,868
Dad, are you sure
it's all right?
348
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,494
I mean, you don't mind taking a
349
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,497
chance? I won't be
taking any chances.
350
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:28,042
How can you say that after
last night and today at Anne's?
351
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:33,214
We've got protection.
Oh. What do you mean?
352
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,132
Well, as our friend
Shakespeare said,
353
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,134
"There are more things in
heaven and earth, Horatio,
354
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,929
than are dreamt of
in your philosophy."
355
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,306
I like to think I'm
broad-minded, so I dropped in...
356
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,017
on my friend Allen,
our Egypt ologist.
357
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,894
Egypt ologist?
358
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:51,232
He's an expert at ancient
cultures, especially Egyptian.
359
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,944
He assures me that
these hexes are very real.
360
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:03,411
Hotep Nefti, the dispeller
of charms and curses.
361
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,580
Let me see.
362
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:12,086
The only one in existence.
363
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,088
You mean you really
believe me now?
364
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:17,299
I said I like
to be broad-minded.
365
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,343
And I must say
there is something
366
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,679
extraordinary about
this little image.
367
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,433
Here.
368
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,476
Close your hand over it.
369
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,603
Go ahead.
370
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,609
There. Do you feel it?
371
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,028
The strength?
372
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,157
So nothing could possibly
harm you.
373
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:45,119
Well--
374
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,457
Daddy, can I keep this
for a while?
375
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,751
I mean, I won't run its battery
down or anything, will I?
376
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,627
I don't see why
not. But if you're
377
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,379
getting rid of your surfboard--
378
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,465
I don't know
what to do now.
379
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,468
I mean, if I take
this board in the water,
380
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,428
I may never set foot
on land again ever.
381
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:07,141
Well, personally I'd put
my faith in Hotep Nefti.
382
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,643
In fact, I'm willing
to take a chance if you are.
383
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,646
You are?
384
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,482
Okay.
That settles it.
385
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,984
Besides, you've got
more to lose than I do.
386
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,695
How do you figure
that? Well, it would
387
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,489
be the absolute worst
to lose your child.
388
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,657
All I've got to lose is me.
Let's go.
389
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,164
[Gidget narrating] It was
like learning all over again.
390
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,666
The board was scuzzy,
and when I saw that
391
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,002
wave coming, I felt
completely flogged.
392
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,755
But Hotep Nefti was on my side,
393
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,633
and Daddy was
out there watching.
394
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:45,221
And maybe I had that frosty
old witch outclassed.
395
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:51,018
All of a sudden, I knew the
grind was over. I had it made.
396
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,021
Boo-wah, Avezuba!
Boo-wah, Zangara!
397
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,023
Hotep Nefti
had shot 'em down!
398
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,484
I did it!
I did it!
399
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,904
You sure did, baby. You sure
did. Hotep Nefti shot 'em down.
400
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,699
- Hotep Nefti shot 'em down!
- [Larue] Hey, Gidget?
401
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,451
I did it! I did it!
402
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,703
Well, I don't know what you
did, but I know what you didn't.
403
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,122
You didn't give the board to
Zangara, because she's in jail.
404
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,458
She is?
I just ran into Casey.
405
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,002
I mean, I almost ran
into him. He had his
406
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,463
motorcycle parked
in a very sneaky spot.
407
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,631
And he told me three other
408
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,090
boards were stolen
besides yours,
409
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,717
and that they rounded
up Zangara and
410
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,302
Fernando just a
couple of hours ago.
411
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,180
Hello, Mr. Lawrence.
Hotep Nefti shot 'em down!
412
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,307
Who? What?
Hotep Nefti.
413
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,060
Just a minute. Larue, would
you excuse us a moment, please?
414
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:36,730
Well, sure.
But what is this Hotep?
415
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,901
Let me have it.
416
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:48,157
Men used to wear these in their
ties. It's called a stickpin.
417
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,205
You mean that's--
that's not Hotep Nefti?
418
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,499
Whatever you want to call it.
419
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:58,210
First of all, it's a
stickpin. Hmm?
420
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:03,340
Daddy, I don't believe it.
You lied to me. Not at all.
421
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,760
You told me a famous
Egypt ologist gave that to you.
422
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:11,098
I merely said I dropped in on
him. He has a son your age.
423
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,641
I wanted to see if he'd ever
424
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,518
broken out in a
superstitious rash.
425
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,521
He had. Dr. Allen
prescribed the cure.
426
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,148
Didn't you say
there was no other
427
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,566
image like that in existence?
428
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:25,029
My father carved it himself
for my 17th birthday.
429
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,741
But you said it was a dispeller
of-- of curses and charms.
430
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,202
Well, wasn't it?
431
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:34,288
All right, you win.
432
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,625
So you didn't lie. But you
sure cut a mighty sharp corner.
433
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,667
My dear child,
in academic circles,
434
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,589
that is what is called applied
psychology. Dad, please.
435
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,382
I promise you, if we get one
436
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,509
more psychologist
in this family,
437
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,638
I'm taking the next
rocket to Mars.
438
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,478
[Gidget narrating] Well, Daddy's bit
439
00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,021
of chicanery proved
how foolish it is...
440
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:02,148
to let superstitious fear
get you in its clammy hands.
441
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,152
I was definitely cured
of all that jazz.
442
00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:07,154
But I must admit,
there are a couple of
443
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,406
little things you simply
can't argue against.
444
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,575
I mean, for instance,
if you let yourself
445
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,494
be foxed into walking
under a ladder,
446
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,789
some absolutely crummy
incident is bound to follow.
447
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,249
So I always make it a strict
448
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,127
rule to walk
around any ladder...
449
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,838
and thus avoid the incident.
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