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♪ [rock]

[DJ] Go, go and gone!

Hang on, kids, for another
disk by The Cleansers.

They wipe you out, don't they?
[cackles]

Now, how would you like
to win a valuable prize?

No gimmicks.
Just answer this question.

Name the 50th state
and its most famous dance.

Got it? All right. Go, go
to the phone right now.

Call Hollywood--
that's HO-- 3-4699.

HO 3-4699.

[man] Hello. Hello, contest?

The answer is
Hawaii and hula.

That's absolutely
correct. I win?

You certainly do.
May I have your

name, address and phone number?

Well, you certainly can.
It's Gid-- Frances Lawrence.

And the address is
803 North Dutton Drive.

The number is 477-5099.
What'd I win?

Well, I'm Mark Hillman from the
Glamorous You Dance Studios,

and I'm happy to
tell you you've got

one absolutely free
dance lesson coming.

[tires Skid]

You can have the lesson in our
own air-conditioned studio...

or in the privacy of your own
home anytime within two weeks.

Joy unconfined!
A free dance lesson.

That's right,
absolutely free.

How can you say that
to a girl with a wooden leg?

♪ [jazzy pop]

♪ If you're in doubt
about angels ♪

♪ Being real

♪ I can arrange to change

♪ Any doubts you feel

♪ Wait till you see
my Gidget ♪

♪ You'll want her
for your valentine ♪

♪ You're gonna say
she's all that you adore ♪

♪ But stay away
Gidget is spoken for ♪

♪ You're gonna find
that Gidget is ♪

♪ Mine ♪

You left John?
It happens, you know.

Marriages don't always work out,
and ours didn't. We're finished.

Gidget, would you please
go upstairs?

Why? I don't wanna learn
about life by eavesdropping.

Daddy, this is serious.
What did John do?

He-- Well,
he stood me up.

Oh, Annie.

Well, that sounds silly, I know,

but it hurts when you're
stood up for a date.

I have been stood
up, ignored, treated

like the wallpaper
for six months.

- Yeah, but John's
work, you-- I

know he has to
study hard and often,

but all day, all night?

Do you realize
we've been out of the

apartment together
in the past half year...

exactly once together,
to the library.

I was giddy
with excitement.

Annie, you must be
stir crazy.

And he won't even watch TV.
He says it rots the mind.

And he promised to take
me dancing. He promised.

And then he forgot, and he
yelled at me for reminding him.

That's terrible!

If I want conversation,
he lectures me.

If I wanna go out, he says,
"Okay, go." So, okay, I went.

And here I am.

Annie, this is your home,

and you stay here as long as
it takes until John shapes up.

Right? You're welcome
to stay, of course, Annie.

Thanks, family.

[clicks tongue] Oh, excuse me.

Oh, that "blick" John.

He should be horsewhipped,
and with a mean horse.

Francie,
this is Anne's problem.

And it may shrink to
manageable size by tomorrow.

Oh, you sure are taking
all this pretty ho-hum cool.

I am the battle-scarred
veteran of

two-- count 'em two-- daughters.

I've been there
before. And often

it's a very quick round trip.

Well, I think blood
is thicker than

water, and this
looks like blood.

No matter how long it takes,
this is Annie's home.

That's very loyal
of you, considering

she's going to be
sharing your room.

My room? Yeah,
until the ceiling's

fixed in the spare bedroom...

and the water damage
cleaned up.

Sharing my room?

Dad, maybe we
should have a serious,

calm, mature talk with Annie.

Frances.
But--

♪ [rock]

[singsongy] French and Indian War.

[singsongy] England
versus France,1754 to 1763.

Check.
Battle of Quebec.

General Wolfe mopped up
on General Montcalm,

1759.
Check.

[clicks off] Kids, I don't think

this is any way to be studying.

It's pragmatic.
That is to say, it works.

Larue, it's almost
dinnertime.

A touch of the whip.
I go.

Don't leave blood stains
on the linoleum.

[door opens] Gidget,
believe me, I know I'm right.

[Gidget narrating] And out she went,

leaving only a faint trail of
vapor from her broomstick.

Not that I have anything against

my elder sibling,
I just pity her.

I wanna see her back
with her husband--

And both of them in Greenland.

[phone rings]

Lawrence Liquor Lobby.

[man on phone] Excuse me. Is this
Miss Lawrence?

- None other.
- Well, this is Mark Hillman again...

from the Glamorous You
Dance Studios.

- Look, I don't need lessons.
- Ah, can you be sure?

Now, why not enjoy our free
trial estimate in your own home?

Impossible. I'd love to,
but... security, you know.

Dancing.

[rings] The funeral is
Wednesday. Now good-bye.

This is Mark Hillman, Miss

Lawrence. I wish
you'd reconsider.

It's sort of important
to me. We're rated

on how many prospects
we get to see and--

Yes, of course. I'm very
anxious to have you come.

I'm sorry I hung up on you.
It's only because I'm, uh, shy.

Shy? Timid. How tall are you?

6'1 and 3/4".

Weight?
185.

You said you're shy?
Terribly.

Listen, can you come
to my house for that lesson,

say, uh,
tomorrow night, 9:00?

Why certainly, yes. What
makes you think you're shy?

Take my word for it. Just be
here tomorrow night, 9:00 sharp.

Why should I come to Anne?

And why, for heaven sakes,
at 9:15 exactly?

John, she needs you.

She can get me--
on the phone.

John, I-- Well, it's
none of my business.

Exactly. Except she is my
sister, and I do care about her.

I wouldn't want Annie
to do anything foolish.

Such as what?
Well,

a girl can get lonely
just sitting and waiting.

And Annie's very attractive.

I'm aware of that.
She is my wife.

And if she's lonely,
she can come home.

I see no reason
to make the first move.

Well, it's not much of a move,
just four blocks to our house.

Well--
At 9:15?

I'll think it over.
No promises.

John, as a sister-in-law,
I'm counting on you.

I've got an insane idea.

You need rehabilitation.

What?

Well, it's all right to just
drizzle around the house,

but you've gotta
stay in practice.

What are you
talking about?

You know that sharp dress
you showed me the other day?

Why don't you put
it on tonight, and

I'll do your hair
and your nails?

It'd be fun. Yeah,
it might be fun.

And besides,
it'd steam up your morale.

Okay. I'll dig out
my hair spray.

[clears throat]

Frances?
Oh, hello, Daddy.

Francie, you're plotting.
I am what?

That proves it. Whenever you
get theatrical, my radar reacts.

Come into my office.

Sit down.

You're Whomping up some maneuver
to muscle Annie back to John.

Well, they belong together.

Translation:
Get outta my closet.

I am getting a little weary.
Annie's always on my back.

Francie, I know it hasn't
been easy for you,

but, remember,
Anne is having real problems.

I just wanna
help her solve them.

Honey, let me put this
very plainly. Don't interfere.

This isn't a game.
Anne is married.

She's not just your sister.
She's John's wife.

Because if you mix in, Francie,
and you make a mistake,

it'll be a very serious one.

I won't meddle, and I
advise you to do the same.

End of lecture.

Yeah, and end of a very
cunning plot, I guess.

Oh, you're a tricky one. You
don't land on me very often,

but when you do, I feel--
[raspberry] ironed out flat.

- [line ringing]
- [ringing]

Hello. Hello, John? Gidget.

I just wanted to
tell you to forget

it about tonight.
It was all a joke.

A joke?
Yeah.

And don't worry. Annie will
call you when she's ready.

We may not even
be in tonight.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Something's up.

Nothing. Honestly.

That's a pretty
mysterious nothing.

You tell Anne I'll be
there at 9:15 sharp, hmm?

[line clicks] No, John! Uh--

[no Audible dialogue]

Hello, Glamorous You
Dance Studios?

Is, uh-- uh, Mr. Hillman--
Mark Hillman, is he there?

It's very important.

He's gone out
on a demonstration.

Oh, no, I know
where he's going to be--

Right at point zero
when the bomb drops.

You know, it would be nice
if John stopped by.

I mean, I feel
dressed up for him.

He's terribly proud,
you know.

I thought you said
he was stubborn.

When I'm mad at him,
he's stubborn.

When I'm not,
I call it pride.

But I'm stubborn too.
That's the problem.

I think maybe
I'll call him.

It all sort of
seems silly now.

Annie--
[doorbell rings]

Oh, no.

♪ [whistling]
[doorbell rings]

Aren't you going to
answer it? I'll get it.

Miss Lawrence?
No.

Gidget. What I mean
is, we don't want any.

But you said
to come tonight.

For what?

For the free trial
dance lesson...

from the Glamorous You
Dance Studios.

- I'm, uh, Mark Hillman.
- Anne Cooper,

Gidget's sister.
Hi.

I'm sorry, but I've changed
my mind. Good-bye.

But look, I've come
all the way out here.

And, uh, believe me,
it's very important to me,

And it could be very
valuable to you. Please?

Of course.
Excuse my sister.

Come on in.
Thank you.

Gidget, whatever is the matter

with you? You
just can't be rude.

Well, Annie, what will the
neighbors think? It's late.

Don't be silly.
It's only 9:00.

Uh, use that outlet.
Oh, thanks.

[chuckles] There.

- Now, shall we dance?
- No, thank you.

Uh, well, I think your
sister's a little bit shy.

Now, about you?
She's married.

Yes, but it's not my golden

anniversary yet.
Well, of course not.

I could see instantly
that you're in tune...

with the youth and vitality that
we at Glamorous You believe in.

And I'm sure you're
already a marvelous dancer.

I think you'd enjoy
just a few steps.

♪ [up tempo]

There we are. Now, at
Glamorous You Dance Studios,

we believe that dancing
is really a health factor.

It builds character, a sound
mind and a sound body, you know.

Please, not so fast.
Oh, never say "not."

Negative thinking
is destructive.

Say "I can." Say "I will."

Come on.

Oh, come on, John.

John?
[doorbell rings]

John!

♪ [romantic]

I'll get the door.

- Aha!
- John!

Oh, John, um-- Mark,
this is my husband, John.

John, Mark Hillman.
My pleasure, John.

Uh, I may call you John?

Listen, incidentally,
congratulations.

Anne is just
a marvelous dancer.

Just like this?
In less than a week?

John, there's something
I'd like to explain to you.

Gidget, you'd better
go upstairs. You're right.

- Why, for heaven sakes?
- You mean, she already knows?

Oh, John, would you let me
explain exactly what-- Explain?

It's clear enough. I find my
wife in the arms of another man.

No, no,
I'm not another man.

I mean, your wife doesn't
mean anything to me personally.

Not that she isn't a lovely little person.
[chuckles]

[chuckles] It's just a
cheap adventure, eh?

John, we were dancing.
Period.

Well, of course. This is a

professional affair
for me. That's all.

- Professional affair?
- Yeah.

- You're a gigolo!
- [Gidget screams]

Oh, John, that's
very good though.

I like that step. It's cute.

Listen, John, now we at the
Glamorous You Dance Studios...

believe that dancing
is the best form of exercise.

Dance studios? Yes.
As in dance lesson.

As in free home
demonstration. Oh, no.

Ah. Well, John,
what a pleasant surprise.

Good evening.
Hello there.

Well, congratulate me. You are

looking at the new
world's champion...

of the English department.
Oh, fine.

While she's dancing
his shoes off,

you're out shooting
a little snooker.

What's all this? Well, actually,
I think I'd better be going.

I mean, another time
might be better.

Although, our motto is: The
family that'll dance together...

has a better chance...
together.

It's-- Oh, it's late.
Oh, it's very late.

And I think I'd better
be on my way.

It's been a pleasure,
though, and I look

forward to another
valuable meeting...

at, uh, another time.

Uh, good night.

Will somebody please explain
to an aging pool shark?

It's really very simple.

I was enjoying
a dancing lesson.

And then
my beloved ex-husband...

came stumbling in here on
both his suspicious left feet...

and gave us the benefit
of his nasty little mind.

What was I
supposed to think?

Gidget, was this
what you called me about?

Gidget, did you set up
this little ambush?

Well, actually,
to be perfectly honest--

I mean,
speaking frankly--

I only meant to--
To embarrass me,

to make a fool out of me. John.

No! The title is
"Dear John,"

as in good-bye forever.

- Oh, John, I moved--
- [loud clatter]

your bicycle
onto the porch.

Anne, I just wanted to--
I know.

Don't you see?

He came over after me,

and then he walked into
that bear trap you set up.

Oh, Gidget, I'm sorry,
but I can't forgive you.

[doorbell buzzes]

Good afternoon, John.
I may call you John?

Uh-- I'm here for
your very first lesson.

In what?
Oh, it's a surprise.

Well, you've just
been given a special

introductory course
for beginners.

You see, I'm from the Glamorous
You Dance Studios and--

Oh, uh,
introductory course?

Well, yes, our special.

I understand you suffer from
poor muscular coordination.

What?
Who would have--

Anne! Anne? No,
my name's Sylvia.

No, no. The
person-- and I use the

term lightly-- who
wants you here.

Mrs. Anne Cooper, hmm?
No, it was a, uh--

A Gidget?
Gidget.

Oh, that little...
monster!

Oh, but your lesson.
Oh, I've had mine.

And now she's
gonna get hers.

[tires squealing]

This is 007.
Leadfinger just blasted off.

Annie, there's something
I'd like to get straight.

Aside from necessary
communication, don't talk to me.

You're hogging
my closet.

What? I'm a very
reasonable person,

but you're pushy, messy sloppy
and taking up too much room.

So I've packed
half your stuff away.

You didn't dare! In
your suitcases. Look.

Why, Gidget. But I'm
willing to accept an apology.

An apology from me?

After you've ruined my life
and wrecked my marriage?

Hmm. I guess I'll just have
to make my point clear.

Look.
Gidget, open up this--

[pounding] Gidget, open this door!

[laughing] Wait'll
I get out of here!

[tires Skid]

[pounding] Open this door!

Let me out of here!

Open this door! Aha! So
there you are. Hiding, huh?

[pounding continues]

Gidget!

Where is that
little monster?

I thought she was in
here. She must be hiding.

She'd better.
If I get my hands on that--

Saboteur!
Exactly.

I find it hard to believe
that you're sisters.

Gidget is basically
a morbid, hostile personality.

- Yeah, a troublemaker.
- She's an emotional arsonist.

- Sending that girl over.
- What girl?

A dance instructress.

She wiggled right
in and announced

that Gidget had sent her.

Oh, she wiggled in,
did she?

I suppose
she was pretty too.

Well, in an obvious,
flamboyant sort of way.

Not really pretty.

What's it called when you use
a hammer on your own sister?

Justifiable homicide.

I could strangle her.

No, that's unprofessional.

- No, I mean it.
- Good.

I'll hold her
while you choke.

Come on. We'll look downstairs.
And when I find her--

No.
What?

You hold her,
and I'll choke.

Anything you say, darling.

"Darling."
That sounds nice.

Now let me understand.
Francie bought

you a course of
dancing lessons, John?

Exactly.

Well, you could use a
refresher course, darling.

But I don't need lessons.

Hey, you know, maybe I've
been overdoing the studying.

If we just went out
dancing more, huh?

That's a wonderful idea.
And you, Anne--

Francie demonstrated
her morbid, hostile

personality by
packing your clothes?

That's right. She just threw
them into my suitcases.

They're upstairs now. It's
an obvious symbol for burial.

Or her way of saying
good-bye. What?

I think we'd better let Francie
face this situation herself.

Frances.

We'd like
to talk with you.

Do you're realize
what you've done?

Mm-hmm.
I think so.

So if you wanna strangle me,
go right ahead.

Just so
you do it together.

What? "Together" is, I
believe, the key word.

Oh, no.

You mean you, with
deliberate malice aforethought--

Malice
aforethought.

Oh, did you
take a chance.

But I'm forgiven?

Oh, well--

Hey, what is this?

Togetherness, darling.
[yelps]

So my new motto is: Stay out
of other people's problems.

Only one of my problems
is that half my life...

is being interested and curious
about my family's affairs.

Because, frankly,
I don't have any

really dramatic
problems of my own yet.

I think maybe the
hardest thing in the

world for a teenager
to learn is patience.

But I'm working on it.
And I may make it.

If my family survives
long enough.