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the game.

Nah, come on. They're going to call that
back. I think he was out on the 20 yard

line. Yeah, I think you're right.

Come on, the ref's got to kick in. If he
stands, the game's over.

Well, they're out for the season.

No chance to make the playoff now.

What's new, though? That's every year.

Honey, are you coming to bed?

No!

Hey, I got 50 bucks with constant bills.

Go to bed, man. Wisconsin lost.

Already? Yep.

My other honey, are you coming to bed?
You have a big day tomorrow.

No, I'm going to wait to see who posts
on my Facebook page. I want to know

going to Southwestern.

Don't worry, you'll make new friends.

Even if your high school buddies aren't
there.

Yeah, I guess you're right, but...

Also, who's going to say I'm even going
to have time for friends? I'm taking 25

units this semester, and I'm going to
petition for job credits if I get that

internship.

Well, make sure you take time to enjoy
every day.

You're only young once.

Come on, you're young too.

Come over here.

Woo!

No, but he hasn't complained about me
sitting on your lap in a while.

Oh, come on. It's not like I could sit
on your lap.

He's been so grumpy lately.

He never used to be this way.

In what sense?

He never drank a drop of liquor, not
even a glass of champagne on our wedding

day.

Do you have plans?

He was a determined man. He had plans
for us.

Planned for you.

Yeah, well, look, I'm really happy you
married my dad and all, but you guys are

one mismatched couple, that's for sure.

Don't say that, baby.

He came with you.

And I knew when I met you that I was
meant to be your mother.

Your lips are cold.

I worry about you.

Who's going to take care of you? Who's
going to keep you warm and feed you

you're gone?

Come on, I'm a man now. You know I'm the
same age as you were when you met this

guy over here.

My God, you're right.

I suppose you are going to be okay.

But you're not going to fly on your own
just yet.

Your daddy and I are just a couple hours
away, and you can visit any time, day

or night.

I know you'll always be there for me.

That's if you're not too busy with him.

Your father's going through a lot at
work.

His boss retired, and they hired a new
kid not much older than you to be in

charge of his division.

You know your father.

Stubborn as an old mule.

He doesn't like to accept change.

Hey, kid.

Absolutely agree with you. So, to raise
the question, what are you going to do

when he gets fired?

He won't.

What are you talking about? He was home
early three days last week.

Business is slow. They're cutting hours.

No, they're cutting Dad's hours because
he's slow.

What? Yeah, he gets drunk and he talks
to me about all his insecurities.

What does he say?

Well, he says he's afraid of computers,
and that his boss wants him to learn

these new programs, which he's refusing
to do.

And he's just a primitive old mule, you
know? He's not willing to learn how to

email, text, and he still wants to meet
with people face -to -face, and it's not

working out, I guess.

Wow, he didn't tell me this.

He hasn't said anything to you?

No.

Maybe he's just angry, or...

A little embarrassed.

I don't know, but the question still is,
what are you going to do if he gets

fired?

I could go back to school.

I had to quit when I married your
father.

Maybe you could go back to school with
me.

Maybe we could bunk together.

Yeah, right. Could you imagine me at a
university full of kids?

Oh my God, those kids would be so
distracted.

What?

Yeah, come on. My friends in particular
could hardly peel their eyes off you

when they come over and hang out.
Imagine all these crazy university horny

boys. It's going to be crazy.

I would be fighting people off every day
just to defend your honor.

It would be nuts.

You're asleep.

No. Do you want to watch an old movie?

No, no, no.

Dad would freak out if he knew that we
changed the channel while he was

sleeping. Oh, your father's out like a
light. He'll never know.

Watch.

This actor reminds me of you, baby.

Him? No way. He is much better looking
than I am. No.

No, he's not.

You're the most handsome man I've ever
seen.

Really?

And so modest.

Ty, promise me you'll always make time
for me.

Of course.

If you always make time for me, I'll
always make time for you.

And I won't be burdensome between you
and your future wife.

Come on, no way. If I'm ever with a
woman who feels that you're a burden,

obviously not the right one.

Honey, I can feel you.

Yes, what?

What?

What?

No, no, no, don't go anywhere. Come on,
I can feel you too.

You're so wet.

We can't. We can't.

I want

you to.

Thank you.

I love you I love you too

I don't care who she is.

Thank you.

End over. Just be quiet.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Alright.

It's been nice meeting you and me.

Yes, please come back.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh,

oh, yeah, yeah, we can come. Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

We did something wrong.

What? No, we didn't.

What we did just felt totally natural.

No, we did something very wrong.

What are you talking about? I was
selfish. I knew what I was doing the

time.

No, no, no. You weren't selfish.

What we did was totally natural. Let's
just talk more about this in my room.

Oh, God.

No. This is wrong.

What? No, no.

Don't say that.

Not wrong.

No, we can't do this.

I can't do this.

Let's just talk about it more in the
room.

No, there's nothing to do in the room.

It's not going to know anything.

He's still sleeping.

No, I was wrong. This is very wrong.

We can't do this again.

What? I can't do this anymore.

Oh, hell, you switched the channel.

Don't say a word. About what, boy?

You deliberately disobeyed me by
switching the channel.

Darling, darling, no. It was me. I
wanted to watch an old movie.

What are you still doing up?

You normally go to bed by the time the
sun goes down.

I couldn't sleep.

Yeah?

Whoa. Dad, what are you doing? Put her
down. Take me to your sweet mother's

You stayed up for me, huh, pretty lady?

I did. I was worried about you.

Don't worry about me.

I'm fine.

I'll always be fine.

Honey,

we need to talk.

Let's talk later.

Right now, I need to take care of my
queen.

Honey, we really need to talk.

You've been going through a lot lately.

I know.

about tomorrow.

To be with you here right now.

Baby, there's something I was trying to
talk about.

You know when you and Tyler were
watching that movie?

I had the nastiest extreme about you.

You did?

Uh -huh. With all those gasps and moans
and little girl whimpers you make when

I'm on top of you.

I don't whimper like a girl.

Yes, you do.

Your little honey pot squeezes down on
them.

You make the most beautiful music.

Do you remember what you used to call
me?

Honey bear?

No. Try again.

Boss?

Has it been so long that you don't
remember?

Should I flip you over and fuck that
little asshole?

It's great.

It's what?

It's late.

You don't want it?

Maybe you want it sweet, my little
sweet.

It's late.

We should really get some sleep.

We need each other, that's all.

When I'm with you, when I'm inside of
you, the rest of the world disappears.

I need that.

inside my head.

What?

Oh my god, you're soaking wet.

Let me taste you.

No, no, I...

My sweet.

Thank you.

I haven't felt you this wet since I met
you.

Bye.

Thank you.

Tyler, let me in.

Leave me a shadow.

What are you waiting for? Come on.

Let's tell him together.

What are you talking about? We'll talk
later about this.

Oh, Alec. Good morning.

Hi. Mrs. Newman, I'm sorry, is it too
early?

No, no, I overslept.

Well, is Tyler here?

Yes, come inside.

He's just getting out of the shower.

Thank you so much.

Is that for us?

Yeah, actually.

Hey, Alex.

Oh, hi, Mr. Newman.

So, how are you doing?

My mom just wanted to thank you so much
for all of your help. She made this

casserole just for you.

Thank him?

What for?

I went over to her house last week to,
uh... Oh, yeah. He came over, and he was

so kind.

You're being so modest this afternoon.

He came over and renovated practically
the whole house.

Plus, he even went with my mother to
pick out Venetian blinds. It was

Thank you, again.

What a hero.

My dad used to do it, but he remarried,
and we hardly even see him anymore, you

know. And, you know, the house was
falling apart.

But luckily for us, your husband came to
the rescue.

Very sweet of him.

Yeah, well, Alex's mom came by a long
time ago, and she

was... Yeah, it was, like, back before I
got in the car, right? Like, maybe last

summer? Not so long ago.

And she was telling me how it was so
expensive to hire a home improvement

and you know how, like, work's been
cutting back my... hours, so I just

I would let you in.

What a hero.

How sweet.

I can't believe I'm just hearing of your
good deeds now, sweetheart.

Oh, Mrs. Newman, I'm sure my mother
would love to meet you as well someday.

Maybe we can make dinner for you both
sometime soon?

Oh, I don't have the time.

Thank you both so much.

Alice!

Hi. What's up?

Can we talk really quick, please?

Uh, yeah.

You good?

What is this?

Uh, yeah.

Thank you.

Of course, it's chilly.

Yeah, it's kind of cold out.

So, what's up?

So, I have news.

Good news, I hope, right?

You're keeping secrets from me? When
exactly were you planning on telling me

about your honeydew project?

I'm not... She's been secret, and she's
not my honey.

You've been helping her out for nearly a
year, and you haven't mentioned it at

all. You don't find that a little
strange?

I've gone over there a couple times to
work on a few things for a couple hours.

You've been moping around the house for
nearly a year, being so distant.

I thought you were worried about work.

So what would you say if I got accepted
into Princeton, Elliot?

You wouldn't, right?

You got accepted into Southwestern with
me.

Babe, I got accepted into Princeton
Elliott before, but... Wait, but you

afford that.

Yeah, I didn't think I could afford
private school, but my grandparents are

supposed to pay for it, so it's going to
be all covered. It's going to be, like,

such an opportunity. What a dream come
true.

No, no, no, no, no. I totally see what's
going on here. You've been wanting to

break up with me for a long time, and
what a perfect excuse this is.

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm sure I'll see you. I mean, I'm going
to be coming home for every break, and

I'm sure your mom will love to have you
home every opportunity she gets. What is

that? It's my stepmom.

You act like I'm having an affair.

Are you? Are you?

Guilty minds are suspicious minds, and
you're always tired every time I reach

for you, darling.

Are you having an affair?

Of course not. I never leave the house.
Who would I sleep with? Well, I go to

work, and I don't know what you do all
day. You don't work.

I mean, who is it that you spend your
time with?

Our son.

Come on.

He's a grown man. He doesn't need to be
raised.

She needs someone to take care of him.

You're too busy feeling sorry for
yourself and fucking some bimbo.

Hey. We'll still be able to see each
other.

Why won't you just come out with it and
just say it? You want to see other

people, don't you?

You're paranoid.

You are cruel and a coward. If you had
one shred of decency inside of you, you

would just come out and tell me the
truth.

All right.

You want the truth?

I think you're the one that wants to
date other people.

How is that possible when I never leave
this house?

Exactly what I'm saying, though. Can you
not see?

It's clear.

You've never met her. How could you? How
could you excuse me of cheating on you

with her? I mean, I work hard for you,
for our family, and then you want to go

around and say and think this kind of
bullshit?

You're not the man I married.

You drink too much, you're angry all the
time, you're suspicious, and I'm

starting to think you're resentful for
choosing me as your wife. That's not,

that's not true.

What are you trying to say?

What I'm trying to say is, a man who is
suspicious is a man with a guilty

conscience. Your mother. My stepmother.
She's not my real mom. Oh, what, because

it's wrong to fuck your real mother?

What? Get out.

You know what?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why don't I go to Alex's mom's house and
return her fucking casserole pan?

No.

I want to see her. I'll introduce
myself. No!

I don't want you to offend her. She's
innocent in this.

Why don't we invite her mom over for
dinner?

Then you'll see there's nothing going
on. I mean, hell, she's not even my

She's just a kind lady who's had a tough
handout to her.

Aww, cute.

So empathetic.

Who in the hell are you? You talk to me
as if I'm a stranger.

You are a stranger to me.

And when you made love to me for the
first time in nearly over a year, you

fucked me?

You fucked me like I was a whore. Oh my
god, you were wet before I even got my

hands on you.

I need someone to love me. Someone to
appreciate me. And I'm not too old to

someone new.

Hold on.

Are you threatening me?

It's her, isn't it?

Oh, my God. I think I'm finally getting
somewhere with you. You're so fucking

funny. How many times have you canceled
a date to go and be with your stepmom?

How many times have you told me about
her adorable stories?

And also, the fact that you've even
mentioned that you think that she could

better than your dad. That is fucking
weird.

Really? Yeah.

I think you're sick with a perverted
mind, and you think that I can't have a

normal relationship with my stepmother
without fucking her in some sort of way.

You know what? Just get out.

Please. Please.

You're the sick one, Tyler. Whatever.

Thanks for the casserole.

Why is the capsule on the ground?

I guess it was unlocked after all.

Are you crazy? How did you climb up
here?

The trellis, of course. My friends.

You have to get out of here.

I just want to talk really quickly. I
just have something to say.

What is it?

Listen, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I said all those ugly things.

I don't believe them.

Please forgive me.

Like, let me make it up to you.

And if you'd forgive me, I'd love if
you'd still want to be my boyfriend.

We're really going to need each other. I
know I'm going to need you. We're going

to be at new schools and a new city all
by ourselves.

We'll need each other.

I leave tomorrow.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

But what about all your big
opportunities at Princeton Elliott?

What do you mean? It's not going to be
some big opportunity if we aren't

together.

Imagine the best years of our lives
without each other.

Gosh, I could never be without you.
That's a stupid idea.

No, come here.

Look, I can't let you do this. You'd
resent me.

I'm grateful we had that fight.

I've never seen you so mad at me.

And they made me realize that I could
lose to you.

And we have it so special.

So special that when you're busy with...
My stepmom?

I know you love her.

It's just another example of how selfish
you are.

I know I said mean things, but I don't
believe them.

I'll admit, I'm envious of her.

She's been spending way more time with
you than I have, and I resent her.

I know these ugly feelings are a part of
my own character flaw.

I'll admit I'm not perfect.

But I'm not even as perfect as you.

I don't know. Maybe with your help, I
could be better.

Come on.

Look, I'm not good enough to be giving
anyone advice.

You're great on your own.

But, Tyler, I do.

I have even more imperfections than you
know.

I've been sneaking out to our old
treehouse where I used to make love.

Imagining your arms around me.

Your weight on top of me.

I touch myself, thinking about you
inside me.

I crave your touch.

Just as much as I resent her for taking
it from me.

Alex, you have to understand, she
doesn't take me from you.

And you have to also understand that
things between her and my dad are just

confusing right now.

You know, if you could just see the
agony in her eyes, you wouldn't leave

alone yourself.

Not when she's so vulnerable.

And, plus, I wouldn't be leaving her for
college anyway.

And a loving parent would let you become
a man on your own.

Alex, she is.

Yes, of course, Tyler.

All right, so I guess you're going to
Southwestern, and there's nothing I can

to convince you otherwise?

Don't even try.

Well, in that case, of course, yes,
we're together.

And if everything goes well, then I
guess we could look into getting our own

apartments next year?

Yes, yes. I don't even know who I'm
going to be dorming with.

It's going to be awkward.

It's going to be fine.

Get me out and buy me flowers.

Can I just go sleep on the sofa?

No. Honey, you're being ridiculous.

You know how much I love you.

Baby, I think we need to seek
counseling.

We can work this out.

You have secrets.

How can I trust you to be honest with a
counselor?

And you mean to tell me you're not
hiding anything from me?

Let's be honest with ourselves, honey.

What are we going to do when it's just
you and me and Tyler's not here?

You're only staying with me because of
my son?

He's a grown -ass man. You can leave now
if you want. Nothing's stopping you.

Now you want me to leave?

You never allowed me to finish school or
have a job.

And now that I have no place to go, you
want me to leave. That's not what I'm

saying.

We had a little disagreement. All
couples do.

We can work this out.

Come on, baby. Just lay down.

They're still up?

Yeah, they're fighting tonight.

Oh.

Good. They won't hear us making love.

No, no, no. Come on, Alex. Stop.

We could get caught.

I'll be quiet, but I won't be quick.

Shh. Shh.

Shh.

Let me show you what you have to look
forward to.

Imagine having me whenever you want on
campus.

Call me mommy.

What?

No, what are you talking about?

Come on, babe.

I think you'll like it.

What? No, no, no. You know what? Not
now. I'm actually...

I'm really in the mood. I'm not mad or
anything. I just... Not tonight.

Baby, please.

No. Baby.

Can I at least look at you?

While I touch myself?

Gosh.

Like with your shirt off or something?

Yeah.

God, you're so handsome.

Make someone cry.

Oh,

God.

Do you see how wet you make me?

He comes just from looking at you.

Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

Oh, baby, you're so fucking good.

but she likes to be called mom rather
than stop mom, especially when she's

living under the house. But you know
what? Actually, I don't even know why

fuck I'm explaining this to you. Will
you just get the fuck out, please?

Baby, come on. Really?

I'm sorry. Please, don't be angry. The
next time I see you, it'll just be on

campus.

Can't sleep?

I don't know. Maybe it's all the noise
coming from your bedroom.

Oh, me, Tyler.

What? Someone jealous?

Of course I'm not.

Look, I like that you're jealous.

You know, I was jealous of Dad last
night when I could hear you two.

You heard?

Yeah. Wow, first time in a long time,
too.

In such a quick session.

You know, I would never disappoint you.

Leaving you wanting more.

I wouldn't stop until I knew you got
yours.

So does Dad satisfy you?

What do you mean?

I mean, he hardly touches you.

He doesn't hold your hand when you guys
go out. He doesn't open the door for

you. He doesn't pull out the chair when
you guys are at dinner.

I don't think he treats you the way a
wife deserves to be treated.

When I was your age, I thought the worst
possible thing was to end up alone, but

no. The worst thing is to marry a man
that makes you feel alone. He doesn't

deserve you.

No, and he's blind if he can't see how
amazing you are. And I'm not talking

about your beauty.

I'm not just talking about your beauty.
I'm talking about everything.

I want to be with you. Come on, I love
you so much.

I love you more than anything. I'll lie
down my life for you.

No.

Yes.

I want to touch you the way a husband
should.

Stop.

Don't.

She's out here, Dad.

Oh.

Getting something to drink.

Oh. Hey, Tyler.

Hey. What are you still doing up? I was
just getting a late night snack.

Cool. Yeah, I wasn't expecting her to be
up.

Good.

I'll be up in a moment.

Perfect.

Good night, Dad.

Night.

This fella.

That's not.

What? I'm not afraid of him.

That's your father. You would crush him.

He'd never forgive you.

What are you saying? You don't want to
be with me?

Just say something.

Say something so I know whether or not I
should give up this whole idea of me

and you forever.

Do you love me?

I don't.

Let's not speak of love again.

Never in that way.

Man, it's coming down right now. I know.

I think it's going to be raining the
whole way there.

Probably.

See, we're supposed to have some
progress going, so. Oh, man. I got

packed in.

All right.

Wow, look at you, gorgeous.

Pulled out the old date dress.

So you got all your stuff? You got your
clothes?

Yep. You got your boots? Yep. You got
your books?

Yeah. You got your first aid kit? Just
in case, like he said. Did you bring

video game kit? Yeah, I got everything,
except for I want to bring this. Are you

sure that's going to fit?

Yeah, I'm sure we can make it work.
We'll give the old college a try, right

Yeah, I'm down for that.

Perfect.

Cool. Well, I guess I'm not going.

There's no room for me.

Honey bun, you can sit on Tyler's lap.

Yeah, I'm cool with that.

No, I could not.

It's a long drive. I don't even think
that's legal.

What happened to the little rebel I
married? You never used to mind breaking

law, do you? And come on, what are you,
like 90 pounds anyway?

Right, but mind you, don't ever ask a
woman her weight, especially if someone

else does.

No, the answer is no. I guess I'll just
see your door when I come up after this

quarter.

Please.

What's the big deal, sweetheart?

You sit on Tyler's lap all the time.

Why don't you be a team player?

Yeah, come on, can you smile?

We can make all the stops you need to
stretch your legs.

All right.

All right.

You know, you get the power of
persuasion from your old man. I used to

bastard.

All right, so you think we're going to
make it there before the restaurant?

Yeah, we probably should leave now,
though.

What about... Oh, I know.

Okay. The other side there. Come on.

Come on home, girl.

Hope to do it.

Hey, Dad, think we can turn up the
radio?

Sounds good.

What was that?

Oh, nothing, honey.

I love this mom. Can we turn up the
radio?

Yeah, I guess we'll just turn this old
Jeep into a rape house then, huh?

Oh, come on, Dad. I like this mom too.
Turn it up, right?

Thank you.

Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You guys stuck a little bit?

Yeah.

Just for you, just for you.

What was that?

Oh, nothing, dear.

Good. I thought I saw a deer pop out
almost.

Oh, I get it.

It's a little bit lost.

Your son.

I just... What?

Yeah, he got drunk at a party.

And he was telling all his friends how
he has the hottest mom he's ever seen.

And I confronted him about it.

No.

Yeah. No, I don't think he did.

So you couldn't tell?

I called it months ago.

I don't

even

know what I'm going to say to her.

I'm going to fucking kill her.

Please don't say that.

I wanted to marry him and like...

How could I now?

Have they been inside her?

And the funny thing is, I knew something
was going on, or I thought.

I had a sneaking suspicion.

He swore to me.

He swore to God.

I swear to God.

I'm going to fucking kill them both.

You're not going to hurt my wife.

I think it's time for you to leave.

What are you, a cuckold?

I'm sorry.

I want to be alone with my wife when I
talk to her about this.

Thank you very much.

Well, what are you going to do?

I don't know.

I think I know how it's going to go
down. She's just going to deny it ever

happened and act like Tyler was drinking
and think stupid stuff for his friends

to impress them.

But I need to let you know, I have
proof.

I wouldn't come here if I didn't. I
wouldn't come here and make a big scene

didn't know.

I saw an email, and it didn't outright
say what's

been happening, but it's clearly
romantic, and it's just fucking

disgusting.

Where is she right now?

Where is she?

Thank you for stopping by. I'm sorry.

I'm really fucking sorry for everything.

I can't imagine it being your wife.

I'm not even married to Tyler, and I'm
enraged.

I'm sorry, Mr. Newman.

You're a good person, and all the times
you've come over and helped my mom out.

Can I please ask, sir, have you ever
cheated on your wife with my mom? Never.

Never have I ever touched another woman.

I don't know, I just...

I saw you look at her, and that's not
the way a man's ever looked at me. I

my mom's a pretty woman, you know.

Excuse me?

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure it
all out. Like, if you're not so upset

because you were cheating on her while
she was cheating on you, I mean, are you

relieved now that you can be with my mom
finally?

You're out of line.

I want you to leave.

I saw Vera's face.

She did not know you were coming over to
our house. And you keep this

relationship with my mom a secret.
Because what? Because you're still in

with your wife?

There's nothing going on between me and
your mother.

Then why don't you tell her that you're
helping us?

I don't know.

Maybe... Maybe part of me wanted your
mother, and maybe that's why I didn't

her. I mean, I did enjoy her attention,
but I would sooner cut off my hand than

betray my wife.

My life is changing right now, Alex.

I mean, I'm working for my boss's son,
who isn't much

older than you.

And he thinks the way that I've been
doing work is archaic.

The only reason I'm not fired is because
his dad, my old boss, feels some sort

of loyalty to me. But hey, like being
excluded from meetings, being

by a snotty little rich kid who's never
even worked in the field, and coming

home to my wife, sneaking around with my
son, fucking him?

It's going to take me a little time to
process, Alex. I think you should leave.

I've seen the way you look at me. It was
only for a second, but you look like

I'm beautiful.

We can't.

Look at me, please.

I know you're not content, but I can
help with that.

Even if...

Only for a little while. You're just
upset that my son was cheating on you.

don't want me.

No, sir.

I've wanted to feel your hands on me
since the day I first saw you.

Is it so greedy to take such a simple
pleasure?

They did.

But touch me, and we'll talk.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You made me come way better
than your son.

Good.

At least the old man still got
something, huh?

It's true.

Your son must get everything from his
mother.

Well, you know what? I'm glad it
happened.

Good.

Do you think we should...

Hang out more.

Okay.

I know you have a lot to process, but...
Yeah, I really do.

I had such a good time.

I think this could be a new beginning.

Yeah? Yeah, I do.

I'll be back around.

Good.

See you.

Hi, honey.

What's wrong?

Huh?

What does that mean?

What's for dinner?

Oh, I found some fabulous portobello
mushrooms at the farmer's market, and I

thought, why not recreate that fabulous
pesto portobello dish you liked so well

when we were traveling through Italy?

You know.

Honey, where's your ring?

Oh, I know. You probably left it by the
shower again. I'll go grab it for you.

I got five missed calls from Tyler
today.

Five! Can you believe it?

I wonder if everything's okay.

Maybe he's lonely.

Maybe he wants to come home.

He could take classes online.

College kids do that now.

Has he tried calling you?

No.

I have got to keep my phone on the
nightstand tonight in case he calls.

I have to answer and find out what's the
matter.

Don't be annoyed, honey.

Maybe you need a vacay.

I have been thinking that maybe it's
about time we all go on a family

Yeah, maybe this time we invite Tyler's
girlfriend.

God, no.

I'm not sure if I even like her, let
alone spend an entire week with her. You

know, the last time we went on vacation
and got Tyler his own room, you slept

with him.

Yeah, I was so tired I just laid down
and it was so cozy I fell asleep.

Traveling always wears me out.

You know that.

I'm not at all tired now.

Daddy bear.

The cub is out of the den.

You can roar as loud as you want.

Come on, baby. It's not too late.

You want to fuck me now you've been
thinking about him?

Excuse me? No. You have been tolerated
long enough. There's no excuse for you.

What exactly do you think you know?

Alex told me, and I didn't want to
believe it at first, but then it all

to make sense.

The closeness between you two?

Jesus, fuck!

I can't get you off his lap or out of
his bed!

I can't.

I... I wanted proof, so I read your
email.

Jesus, I'm so fucked up!

Tell me the truth.

If you lie to me again, you can pack up
your things, and I never want to see you

again.

You want me to go? I want the truth!

Are you telling me that if I tell you
the truth, there's a chance that you

forgive me? I cannot promise you
forgiveness, but I know for a fact that

not tolerate another lie.

I have.

I've wronged you with your own son, and
I realize that is unforgivable.

But I wish you would forgive me for the
sake of love.

So since I love you, I should forgive
all of your sick transgressions?

No. Since you love me, you should
realize that I love him, and he loves

me, and I'm sorry.

God, I'm fucking sorry.

I can't.

I beg you.

I beg God to forgive me.

When you're fucking me, can you close
your eyes?

Are you thinking about my son?

No.

Give me the phone.

No. What are you going to say to him?

I'm going to tell Tyler that he's no
longer my son.

That would kill him.

I never want to see you or him again.

No.

Get out.

Get out!

No, you're just angry. You're not
thinking.

No, I'm tired, and I won't be able to
rest until you get out!

Get me out of here. What's going on?

He knows.

What? Your father.

He knows.

What are you talking about? What did he
say?

What are you doing here, Tyler?

Alex sent me a text of her having sex
with my dad.

What? Yeah.

Where are you going?

Why are you stopping me?

Will you just calm down?

Oh, how?

Just how immoral he was for criticizing
me while he was fucking your girlfriend?

She's just a child.

She's 18 years old.

What does it matter?

And you're okay with this? You're not
furious?

Will you just please keep your voice
down?

Relax.

He treated me like dirt.

I bet he's even fucking that little
whore's mother.

What is it? Why do you care?

I thought you were in love with me.

Anywhere. And where are we going to go?
We have no money and I've got to go to

school tomorrow.

We have each other, my love.

Your father's leaving me.

You're leaving Alex.

You are leaving your girlfriend for me.

I'm going to leave my girlfriend, yeah,
after reading her emails and seeing the

video of her fucking my dad. Yeah, she's
gone.

This is chaotic.

I cannot have my life so out of order. I
don't even know where I'm going to

sleep tonight.

I don't even know where I'm going to
live until I have a job. A place of my

Nothing makes sense.

Look, everything makes sense if you love
me, okay?

You're going to be fine.

It's cold.

Just go to my truck. Come on.

Do you see that?

What, that one?

That's a big differ, right?

No, look closer.

Darling, I thought you knew.

Cassiopeia? Queen Cassiopeia?

The Grecian queen?

Yeah, what's so special about her?

Did you know that she married her son?

Really?

It wasn't so taboo back then.

Well, is it so taboo now?

I mean, you are my step... You know how
I like it when you call me mommy.

I'd rather call you my queen.

Touch me.

Make me feel like a queen.

Oh, thank you.

I'm sorry.

oh my god oh

my god this is so funny

oh my god oh my god

oh

my

god

He's so bad.

Oh, good.

over.

Thank you.

Oh!

I'm afraid your father will never speak
to you again.

Oh, come on. To hell with him. Who
cares?

Alex? What in the world could she want?

Why is she texting you?

Who cares, really?

You didn't break it off with her.

Well, technically, no, but... You... You
said you loved

me. So why are you making love to her in
your bed, in the sheets that I bought

for you, in my house?

What are you talking about? You slept
with Dad when I was in the house. He's

husband.

And I don't care. I'm cool with it. I
don't see the point here.

I want you to call Alex and break it
off. She betrayed you.

Come on. That is so silly. I'm not going
to do that.

Wow. How foolish I've been.

To think that a college kid like you
wanted to be committed to someone like

Committed? What, do you want to be my
wife or something?

Ugh!

Wait, Mom, stop.

Stepmom, what we did wasn't that sick.

No, you're right. What we did was
beautiful, but I bet to some people it

be considered a little sick.

It would only be sick if we weren't
making love, if we were fucking like

animals.

Oh my God, Mom, there are plenty of
women out there. What's wrong with me

enjoying my life a little bit? And I
could always come home to you. You know

love you.

For fuck's sake, Mom, what do you expect
from me? I'm 18 years old.

Fuck off.

I never want to see you again.