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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,513 Brian, right? 2 00:00:57,593 --> 00:00:59,703 - Yeah. - Hello. Hi, um, a pleasure! 3 00:00:59,783 --> 00:01:01,030 - Doctor... - Nauberger. 4 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:01,996 Nauberger. 5 00:01:02,076 --> 00:01:04,074 Hey, come into my office and, uh, 6 00:01:04,154 --> 00:01:05,434 - take a seat. - This... this is your office? 7 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:08,230 Yeah. It's only for temporary, but, you know. 8 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:09,966 - Well, I mean it... - Come on, take a seat. 9 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:11,740 Looked a lot different on the website. 10 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:13,780 I really wouldn't worry about that, Brian, 11 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:15,220 because you're here to talk to me 12 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:18,010 so you just close your eyes. 13 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:21,310 Take some deep breaths and tell me about it. 14 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:25,657 Well, I mean, I guess, uh, it all stems from my father. 15 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:26,490 Uh-huh. 16 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:29,147 You know what, go ahead and tell me about that. 17 00:01:29,227 --> 00:01:31,630 What... what is that smell? 18 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,810 It's just the dumpster. It's, it's normal. 19 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:37,433 Go ahead and continue where, um, 20 00:01:37,513 --> 00:01:39,453 you left off. Now close your eyes. 21 00:01:40,387 --> 00:01:44,481 Um, like I said, my, my dad and my sister... 22 00:01:44,561 --> 00:01:45,956 Uh-huh. Tell me about them. 23 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,196 Everyone always listens to them. 24 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,360 And, and for me, it's... nobody, 25 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,920 nobody gives me my chance to speak 26 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,990 and I have so much to say and so much to give, and, 27 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,198 and nobody wants to listen to me. And, Yeah. 28 00:01:56,278 --> 00:01:57,651 And I just need someone to, uh, listen. 29 00:01:57,675 --> 00:02:00,177 - Yeah. - And, uh... Hmm. 30 00:02:00,257 --> 00:02:02,124 And are you, are you listening to me? 31 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:04,365 Well, of course I'm listening. 32 00:02:05,482 --> 00:02:07,285 Perhaps, um, 33 00:02:07,365 --> 00:02:09,040 perhaps it's your id. 34 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,405 Don't worry about the little flies. It's part of nature. 35 00:02:12,388 --> 00:02:13,468 Do you know what the id is? 36 00:02:13,504 --> 00:02:16,570 The id is a manifestation of your subconscious desire, 37 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:19,480 so I think that you should listen to the id, 38 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,220 Brian. Okay. You understand? 39 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,634 I, I, what is, what is that sound? Who is that? 40 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:28,180 Oh, don't worry about him. That's Bobby, 41 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,335 my son. Hi, Bobby! 42 00:02:30,415 --> 00:02:31,415 Hey, dad! 43 00:02:33,048 --> 00:02:33,801 Your son? 44 00:02:33,881 --> 00:02:35,046 Yeah, but we have to keep it quiet here 45 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:38,140 because he's learning how to skateboard Now? 46 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,540 Well, I want to keep him here, so where I can watch him. 47 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:43,702 Okay? So please just continue from where you left off. 48 00:02:43,782 --> 00:02:46,087 Yeah, I think our, our time's up, right? 49 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:49,510 No, no, no, no. We have 30 minutes. 50 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:51,520 A good 30 minutes left. So you go ahead. 51 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,417 No, you know what, I got, I got somewhere I gotta be. 52 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,441 No, no. Just, just... 53 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:58,780 So you liked your free trial 54 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:00,530 and you, I'll see you next week? 55 00:03:00,610 --> 00:03:02,236 Yeah. You know what? I, I gotta be honest. 56 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,013 The dumpster of the Chinese food, 57 00:03:03,093 --> 00:03:04,696 your kid, the, the emails 58 00:03:04,776 --> 00:03:06,770 that you constantly send me, I, I, I can't do it. 59 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,384 I can't... 60 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,720 The, the trash everywhere. 61 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,951 Listen, the Groupon deal was... 62 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,320 Was extremely reasonable, I know, and you're welcome. 63 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,195 Listen, I, I, I think I realized what the problem is. 64 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:19,359 - I don't stand... - Yeah. Good work. 65 00:03:19,383 --> 00:03:20,261 Don't stand up for myself enough. 66 00:03:20,341 --> 00:03:21,094 Excellent. 67 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:23,360 Yeah. But stop with the, the texts 68 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,556 and the calls and the emails... You're making progress. 69 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,320 No, I gotta say no. 70 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,140 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You need help. Please. 71 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,060 Let me help you. Okay. Okay. 72 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:35,040 Oh, wait, wait. I have, I have something. 73 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:35,873 Hold on. 74 00:03:35,953 --> 00:03:36,986 What? 75 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,669 You will soon create a favorable impression on someone. 76 00:03:46,582 --> 00:03:47,793 Hey, that's great news! 77 00:03:47,873 --> 00:03:48,626 No, no. 78 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,545 Hey, this kind of stuff is worth a fortune. 79 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:53,562 So I'll see you next week, okay, bud? 80 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:57,295 Hey, that was great success. 81 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,180 Great with the Groupons there, Bobby. 82 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:00,796 Marketing genius! 83 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:04,040 - Really? - So, yeah... You make old Pop proud, 84 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,662 but you show the old popster a pop shove-off, man. 85 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:11,623 Yay! Wow. 86 00:04:11,703 --> 00:04:13,772 You're a natural, dude. 87 00:04:13,852 --> 00:04:14,852 Try again. 88 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,429 Never give up. 89 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:19,180 Daddy loves you. 90 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,440 Great session. 91 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,530 Sorry to hear your father and sister hate you, 92 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:36,920 but maybe they will listen if you open your heart. 93 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:40,260 Dig deep next week 94 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:44,817 and tag... 95 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,860 and... 96 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:50,660 post! 97 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,530 Hey, I-I'm looking for a Dr. Nauberger. 98 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,405 I have an appointment. 99 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:57,745 - If you can help me? - Oh! 100 00:04:57,825 --> 00:04:59,030 Craig, right? Yes? 101 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,555 - Oh. Oh. - Hey! 102 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:02,088 Dr. Nauberger at your service. 103 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,666 - All right. - The power of now. 104 00:05:03,746 --> 00:05:05,099 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 105 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,314 No, h-hey, have a seat. 106 00:05:08,812 --> 00:05:11,081 Lay back. Put your feet up. 107 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:12,597 Did you find the place okay? 108 00:05:12,677 --> 00:05:13,677 Yeah. 109 00:05:15,052 --> 00:05:16,934 Lay back. Put your feet up. 110 00:05:17,014 --> 00:05:18,014 Yeah. 111 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:20,750 There you go. 112 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:23,372 So did you have a hard time finding the place? 113 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:25,772 No. 114 00:05:25,852 --> 00:05:26,986 Yeah. Where are you coming from? 115 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:29,863 Oh, I live way, way, way down in the middle of nowhere. 116 00:05:29,943 --> 00:05:31,754 - Really? Where? - In Los Angeles. 117 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:34,340 Los Angeles, like the city of Los Angeles? 118 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:35,915 Yeah. 119 00:05:35,995 --> 00:05:37,756 Well, that's uh, it's not that far. 120 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:39,560 No, I live pretty far. 121 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,270 Took me 15 minutes to get here. 122 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:44,950 15 minutes. Oh, interesting. 123 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,137 Wh-what... what are you doing? 124 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:53,401 Oh, no, don't, don't worry about it. 125 00:05:53,425 --> 00:05:55,310 It's just for social. Well, let's get started. 126 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:57,388 Would you tell me a bit about your practice first? 127 00:05:57,412 --> 00:05:59,396 Practice? I don't need practice. I know what I'm doing. 128 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:01,136 No, like, would you tell me your methodology? 129 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,750 Like, is it the psychoanalytic approach? 130 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,357 Is it cognitive behavioral therapy, 131 00:06:05,437 --> 00:06:07,112 - or is it... - Oh, that one. 132 00:06:08,003 --> 00:06:09,003 Uh-huh. 133 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,940 And where'd you go to school? 134 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,565 Trident? 135 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:16,137 Oh, no, no, no, thanks. I don't like gum. 136 00:06:16,217 --> 00:06:18,127 Oh, no, no. Trident University. 137 00:06:18,207 --> 00:06:19,702 It's a school my son Bobby found. 138 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,200 B-Bobby? 139 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,510 Bobby? Yeah. He's my son. You'll meet him. Yeah. 140 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:27,180 He is at the skate park though. 141 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:28,729 Right. 142 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:30,518 Before we start, I just wanted you to know, 143 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:33,450 due to the new offices, there's gonna be a slight, 144 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,113 very slight upcharge. 145 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,261 Oh, but the Groupon said it was $178 for the session. 146 00:06:39,341 --> 00:06:41,970 Yeah, but, hm... due to the new offices, 147 00:06:42,050 --> 00:06:44,400 it's gonna be additional 100. So 278. 148 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,233 Oh, no. 149 00:06:45,313 --> 00:06:47,091 No, I dunno. 150 00:06:47,171 --> 00:06:49,007 I'm not giving you 2... 151 00:06:49,087 --> 00:06:50,889 Okay. Okay. So we can do the 178. 152 00:06:50,969 --> 00:06:53,970 Yeah, that... that's what I paid. 153 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,260 Or 25% off. 154 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:58,830 Hey, look, I'm not going any more than 50% off, okay? 155 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:00,384 Excuse me? 156 00:07:01,585 --> 00:07:03,150 This is a private office. 157 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:06,540 Uh, well, I mean, the door was open, 158 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,510 so I thought it was a public lob-lobby 159 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:11,580 for public use, you know. 160 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:14,407 No, no. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to leave. 161 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,820 Come on, Craig. Let's go. 162 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,100 So you don't have an office? 163 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,605 Not exactly. 164 00:07:25,555 --> 00:07:26,621 And who was that? 165 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:29,917 I don't know. It doesn't matter. 166 00:07:30,912 --> 00:07:33,298 Hey, have you been a psychiatrist long? 167 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:36,930 Listen, we're here to talk about you. 168 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:39,735 This is only gonna work if we're open here. 169 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:44,600 Okay? So tell me, like, where do you live? 170 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,481 Exactly. 171 00:07:47,561 --> 00:07:49,740 Okay. You know what I'm sensing from you? 172 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:52,800 I'm sensing that you have some sort of issues 173 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,374 of where you live 174 00:07:54,454 --> 00:07:56,340 and you're gonna have to be open about it. 175 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:57,420 Okay? 176 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,730 Well, I used to have this nice apartment. 177 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:04,470 Well, that does sound nice. 178 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,570 I got evicted when they told me I had to pay rent. 179 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:07,403 Oh. 180 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:08,517 Yeah. That really blindsided me. 181 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:09,901 You know, that happened to me too? 182 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,855 Ah, perfect. 183 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,460 Can you, uh, help me with the couch? 184 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:20,271 Oh, this is nice. 185 00:08:20,351 --> 00:08:21,397 Hmm. 186 00:08:21,477 --> 00:08:23,052 I like what you did with the place. 187 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:23,885 Uh-huh. 188 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:27,000 Now, uh, there's a reason why you paid for the Groupon, 189 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,440 and that's because you need help. 190 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,970 All right? 191 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,259 And I'm paying you for this, huh? 192 00:08:31,283 --> 00:08:33,687 Time is money. Money is time. 193 00:08:33,767 --> 00:08:36,540 Okay, here we go. 194 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,403 All right, have a seat. Have a seat. Lie down. 195 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,286 Let's begin. 196 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,360 Okay. 197 00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:44,550 Oh. 198 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:54,150 So... what's the problem? 199 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:58,864 Well, I mean, it's... social media. 200 00:08:58,944 --> 00:08:59,705 Mm-hm. 201 00:08:59,785 --> 00:09:01,091 I don't know if my friends are trying to 202 00:09:01,115 --> 00:09:02,860 separate themselves from me. 203 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:05,770 I get online and I, I comment on their pictures. 204 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:07,630 I leave stuff on their wall. 205 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:10,755 I send them messages and they never respond. 206 00:09:10,835 --> 00:09:11,588 Hmm. 207 00:09:11,668 --> 00:09:13,154 I don't, I don't know what to do. 208 00:09:13,234 --> 00:09:14,950 You know, Bobby's a genius at this stuff. 209 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:16,960 And what he tells me to do is 210 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,750 to direct message them or DM them. 211 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:20,583 What's that? 212 00:09:20,663 --> 00:09:22,916 Well, that's when you, um, put up a post 213 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,712 or something, and then you send them a message like, 214 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:26,440 "Hey, did you like my post? 215 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,889 Why aren't you responding 'like'?" 216 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,370 or something like that. 217 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:31,450 That's the weird thing. 218 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,796 - I'll text them... - Uh-huh. 219 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:36,130 And they'll say, yeah, sure, let's meet up, 220 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:38,350 but they never say anything online. 221 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:39,430 Ah. 222 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:43,446 I put them in my top eight, man. 223 00:09:43,526 --> 00:09:45,430 - Top eight? - Top eight! 224 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:47,321 My only friend left is Tom. 225 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:48,862 It's just me and Tom on there now. 226 00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:50,687 He's the only person online with me. 227 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:51,970 Sad. 228 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,131 So I might as well delete my MySpace because, 229 00:09:54,211 --> 00:09:55,437 - Well, - well, what's the point? 230 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,010 Maybe MySpace isn't for you. 231 00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:59,200 How many Instagram followers do you have? 232 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,641 What are you talking about? 233 00:10:00,721 --> 00:10:02,047 Instagram? You don't know Instagram? 234 00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,246 - What's that? - Oh my goodness. 235 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,060 Instagram is absolutely wonderful! Let me show you. 236 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,510 Okay, here's what I posted yesterday. See this photo? 237 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:13,360 It's of a session, and I put a little recap of 238 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,910 what we discussed, and then I go ahead 239 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,672 and I share it with everybody, 240 00:10:17,752 --> 00:10:19,990 and it really helps my business. 241 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:22,590 That doesn't really seem appropriate for a psychiatrist. 242 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,590 Haven't you heard of doctor-client confidentiality? 243 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,910 No. That's only for crime. 244 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:30,332 There's no crime committed here, so it's fine. 245 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,903 I don't know about that because... Oh. 246 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,603 - Speaking of, um... - Uh-huh. 247 00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:42,703 Oh man, 248 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,770 I didn't think I was gonna talk about this, but... 249 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,384 - I was having... - Go deep go dark. 250 00:10:47,408 --> 00:10:49,248 No, I was having lunch with this young lady... 251 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,530 A virtual lunch, and? 252 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,450 No, no, no, no, no. Just, just a regular lunch. 253 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:53,890 Oh, oh... lay down. 254 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,296 I was having lunch with this young lady, 255 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,337 and I thought like, oh, she might be nice, 256 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,172 - Mm-hm. - You know? 257 00:10:59,252 --> 00:11:00,902 I'm gonna get somewhere. 258 00:11:00,982 --> 00:11:03,216 She was a standup comic, - and I thought... - Mm-hm. 259 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,333 Hm, hm. 260 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,413 And I thought, 261 00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:07,120 you know, she might be really funny, 262 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,186 and she was! - Mm-hm. 263 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,900 But she was just so into her salad. 264 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,475 I couldn't get a word out of her. You know? 265 00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:16,570 I, I didn't know if it was me, if it was the salad. 266 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,461 Should I wear more green? 267 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,634 What does that have to do with anything? 268 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:20,440 I know. I'm just saying as far 269 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,240 as like, where my life is going. 270 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,010 What do you think I should do? I mean, you, 271 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,360 your honest opinion doc. 272 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,115 Like, what do I need? Like what should I do? 273 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,150 Well, I, I have some medication that'll 274 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,568 help you in the short term. 275 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,290 Take two of these. No, take three, 276 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,540 because you're a special case 277 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,550 and it'll help you relax for a while. 278 00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,655 What is it? 279 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:47,140 Oh, it doesn't matter. Just take it. 280 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,160 Looks like Advil. 281 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:52,703 Well, it does, but just take it, chew it up in your mouth, 282 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,610 get it all over your tongue, into the crevices 283 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:57,093 of your receding gums. 284 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,010 And I'll see you in a week, and you come back 285 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:03,203 and you tell me all about your experiences. 286 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,602 Oh. 287 00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,382 If you need instructions, call me. 288 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,711 Next week. 289 00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:32,435 Ah! 290 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,575 Hi, Craig? 291 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,980 It's you! It's us! 292 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:50,870 Hi, um... no my name is Greg. Do I know you? 293 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:54,410 - No, Craig right? - It's Greg with a "G". 294 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:56,600 But you look so familiar. 295 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,643 We had a therapy session last summer, didn't we? 296 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,866 - I don't remember that. - You know what? 297 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:05,480 I know what it is! You have that Michael Jackson thing, 298 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,267 you know, where you turn white, right? 299 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,392 I really have to be going. I'm sorry. 300 00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:11,851 - Hey, hey, hey! - I'll see you later. 301 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,430 You in need of psychiatric care? 302 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,535 The power of now. It does work. 303 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:18,901 Okay. Um, yeah. See you. 304 00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:19,884 - No, no, Craig. - See ya. 305 00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:20,880 Hey, come back, Craig! 306 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,070 - Craig, come back! - Jeez! 307 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,150 Ow! 308 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:27,017 Well, you got a pretty good arm, there. 309 00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:33,560 Thank you. I'm, I'm sorry about that, 310 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,230 but you don't mind if I can have my yoga brick back? 311 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,470 Those aren't cheap, you know? 312 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,583 Will you do a therapy session with me? 313 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,130 I'm not interested in therapy. 314 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,227 But you'll do a free psych session. 315 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,224 I, maybe, I don't, I don't... - Please? 316 00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,760 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Ah! 317 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,593 Okay! 318 00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,629 - All right. - Wow, really? 319 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:01,300 I don't know. Now I'm not, now I'm not that interested. 320 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,710 But you just said you would. 321 00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:08,692 I, I mean, is it, will it take long? Is it... 322 00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,070 You know, maybe a couple months. 323 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,300 It really depends how screwed up you are. 324 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,433 And do you wanna do it now or later, or? 325 00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:17,075 No, don't worry about it. Yeah. 326 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,050 - Later. - Yeah. 327 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,772 - Later is good. Okay, cool. - Hey, hey, hey! 328 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:20,549 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait! 329 00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:22,610 I just forgot, I have something on my schedule. 330 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:23,870 - Yeah. - So go ahead 331 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,120 and put your contact information in here 332 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,095 and, and I'll reach you, man. Okay? 333 00:14:28,175 --> 00:14:30,080 - Okay. - Thanks. 334 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:30,913 It's locked. 335 00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:34,790 Oh, I, I'm so sorry. Oh, okay. 336 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:35,775 There you go. 337 00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:36,855 Okay. 338 00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:41,600 - Okay. - I really gotta go. Come on. 339 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,890 I'm sorry. No pressure, but... 340 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,997 - Oh, okay. You can... - Okay, cool. Hey! 341 00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:45,830 Good. 342 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:46,838 - Hey, thank you. - Okay. 343 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:47,671 Namaste! 344 00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:48,600 - Is that what you say? - Yes. 345 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,433 - Yeah. - Yeah. 346 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,593 Hey, take care, Greg-Craig. 347 00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:51,909 All right, bye-bye. 348 00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:40,213 Hello? 349 00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:42,300 Hi, Craig. 350 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:46,500 It's Nauberger, your psycho analyst. 351 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,600 Okay. Can I help you? 352 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,243 Yeah. Are you ready to do the deep dive? 353 00:15:51,323 --> 00:15:53,376 I... the what? 354 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,098 Your free psych session. 355 00:15:56,787 --> 00:16:02,490 Um... Hey, listen, I, uh, I really... 356 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,770 can't, I'm very busy. 357 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,808 This is more important. Clear your schedule. 358 00:16:09,128 --> 00:16:09,881 Uh-huh. 359 00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:11,876 Hey, look, I don't have an office, but you know what? 360 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,640 In your case, maybe this time I'll, I'll do a house call. 361 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,799 Where do you live? 362 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,892 Since, since you put it that way. 363 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,261 Well... 364 00:16:22,341 --> 00:16:24,319 - Yeah, gimme a second here, - NAUBERGER: Mm-hm. 365 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:25,399 Doctor. 366 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:29,967 Um... Okay, let, let's, okay. Yeah. 367 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:34,827 I live on South Fairfax... Street, at Stocker. 368 00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,967 What? 369 00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:34,300 Hey, Craig! Hey... 370 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:38,392 Yeah, it's a, it's a big beautiful day 371 00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,660 for therapy, my friend. 372 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:43,650 Um, I don't see any addresses, 373 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,400 but we're at 5,000 Fairfax, 374 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:51,940 but hey, uh, I don't know where I am. 375 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,152 I think I'm lost. Call me? 376 00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:56,772 Please? 377 00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:57,852 Okay. 378 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,400 Hey, Craig! Come back! 379 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,983 You forgot your mat, you forgot your yoga blocks. 380 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,366 Thanks. 381 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,240 Are you avoiding me? 382 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,010 You missed your therapy session. 383 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,216 I mean, you left me hangin', dawg. 384 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,765 I forgot. I should really be getting 385 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,306 - back to yoga, though. - No, no. Come on. 386 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,545 You promised. 387 00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:48,940 Come on, sit down on the soft grass. 388 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,634 - Yeah? - Come on, you owe me. 389 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,010 Wait! Wait, wait. 390 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,880 Allow me, okay, lemme get this for you, okay. 391 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,177 - All right. Now, sit down. - All right. 392 00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:00,295 Sit, sit, sit, sit. 393 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,375 Okay. 394 00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:03,478 Okay. Now! 395 00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,405 Forget about yoga. 396 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:10,980 Let us begin. Let me fix you. 397 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,930 Oh, I'm not interested in therapy for myself. 398 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,570 Look, I've helped so many clients, 399 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:19,060 so many wonderful people, you know, I'd be willing 400 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:23,110 to drop all of them just to help you full-time. 401 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,390 I don't need that. 402 00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:30,078 I, you know, this isn't really a, a way to practice therapy 403 00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,981 at all, or I don't even if, you 404 00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:33,600 know if you are a real therapist. 405 00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:38,667 Well then, why don't we just hang? 406 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,697 You don't, you don't have anybody to talk to, do you? 407 00:19:43,777 --> 00:19:44,980 Hm. 408 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,305 Well, I guess we could all use someone to talk to... 409 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:48,821 every once in a while. 410 00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:50,392 Well, you can talk to me. 411 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,800 No, but I mean, like a real friend. 412 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,380 Well, I am your real friend. 413 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,270 Ah, but... 414 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:01,878 someone, someone you could really vibe with, you know? 415 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,390 Well, you know, I'm your friend 416 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,611 who you're vibing with right now. 417 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:08,736 No, I don't know about that. 418 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,190 I mean, someone who's funny, someone who can make me laugh. 419 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,050 I can make you laugh. 420 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,426 You know, there once was this guy 421 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,130 and he was crossing the road and there was a, a chicken. 422 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:22,615 And, you know, I'm really bad at this. 423 00:20:22,695 --> 00:20:27,160 If, if Craig was here, he would know something funny to say. 424 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,750 Who is Craig? 425 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,060 Well, Craig was my second patient, 426 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,960 and he was um, he was great. 427 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,790 We all miss him. 428 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,131 Tell me more. 429 00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:41,830 Well, he had so much potential 430 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:45,880 natural talent, and he was also naturally funny. 431 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,720 And he, he was always joking. 432 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,140 And you never knew what was true and what wasn't. 433 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,468 And that's what made him so fascinating. 434 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,180 Then he started flaking. 435 00:20:57,070 --> 00:21:00,170 He missed a session, and then he stopped returning my 436 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,330 texts and phone calls. 437 00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,310 How long has it been since he's stopped 438 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:05,780 returning your texts and calls? 439 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,225 Well, it's only been a year, so... 440 00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:11,030 Oh, have you considered that 441 00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:13,310 maybe since he doesn't return texts 442 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:15,372 or calls, maybe he doesn't wanna talk to you? 443 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,173 Oh, I think he's just confused. 444 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,637 Look, there's a, there's a little concept 445 00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:26,107 I wanna tell you about called reciprocity. 446 00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:29,092 - Reciprocity. - Uh-huh. 447 00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:31,258 Now, I don't mean 448 00:21:31,338 --> 00:21:34,370 that every relationship has to be transactional, 449 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:39,050 but say you invite someone to lunch, but they're busy, 450 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,970 but then they invite you to something else 451 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,787 that's being reciprocal. 452 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,450 - Craig did that. - Yeah? 453 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:46,325 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 454 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,833 I said, "See you later." And he said, "Okay." 455 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:54,140 It's not, it's not really... it, you know, 456 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:57,800 maybe he was just trying to hurt, not hurt your feelings. 457 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,280 Or he, maybe things have changed for Craig since then. 458 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,350 No, I just don't think he's getting my texts. 459 00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:12,500 How does it make you feel when you invite Craig to therapy 460 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,988 and he doesn't respond? 461 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,880 Bad. 462 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:22,005 Yeah. Maybe you should try for something new. 463 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,212 Do you have any other patients? 464 00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:28,669 Well, I had Brian, but... 465 00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,228 he disappeared too. 466 00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:34,158 And then there was Craig, 467 00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:36,740 and I really thought he was the one. 468 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,865 That's putting a lot of emotional pressure on Craig 469 00:22:39,945 --> 00:22:42,342 to be so focused on him. 470 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,350 Yeah. I guess it's... 471 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,581 How do you think it made him feel? 472 00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:48,350 Yeah, too much. Too much. Yeah. 473 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:51,350 Yeah. Does that make sense? 474 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:53,455 - Yeah. - Yeah. 475 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,440 You're really good at this. 476 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,593 I think maybe you should be a psychologist. 477 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,220 Yeah... 478 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,160 That's kind of what I do. Or, I go to school for it. 479 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,240 Oh! 480 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,940 You could teach me. 481 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,110 It's not how it works. 482 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,930 I can't, I can't teach you. 483 00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:18,948 But you know what? 484 00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:21,132 I think you're really helping me. 485 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,762 Can we do another session? 486 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,620 I can't, I haven't graduated. 487 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,063 I can refer you to a licensed psychologist who would 488 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,065 love to help you, but I, I can't. 489 00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:36,635 You know, I, I don't have any money. 490 00:23:37,870 --> 00:23:39,930 Please? You help me. 491 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:45,620 All right. 492 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,300 All right. I'll try to help you. 493 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,736 Just don't tell anyone. Keep it on the down low. Okay? 494 00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:52,740 - All right, all right. - All right. 495 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,820 Okay. 496 00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:10,118 Craig! Dr. Nauberger. 497 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,760 Hey, what do you call a ghost on a haunted ship? 498 00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,726 A buoy! 499 00:24:16,806 --> 00:24:17,970 Yeah. 500 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:21,803 Hey, um, you wanna do another therapy session? 501 00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:24,155 Gimme a call. 502 00:25:09,935 --> 00:25:11,551 Where's Greg? 503 00:25:15,362 --> 00:25:17,020 Am I too fat? 504 00:25:18,711 --> 00:25:20,061 Is it my B.O.? 505 00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:26,245 Hey, Greg! 506 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,337 Hey, hey, hey! 507 00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:28,483 Hi, over here! 508 00:25:30,522 --> 00:25:32,820 - Over here, over here! - Ah! 509 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:33,900 Hey. 510 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,133 Hey, doc. 511 00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:37,380 Hi. 512 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:39,810 You know, I've been trying to reach you. 513 00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:40,890 Where have you been? 514 00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:44,623 Oh, I've just been working. 515 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:49,890 So, hey, how was your week? Any highs? Any lows? 516 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,406 Huh? Well, oh! 517 00:25:52,486 --> 00:25:53,811 Okay. 518 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:58,706 Well, I'm not interested in therapy for me, remember? 519 00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:04,102 I brought you these box of tissues for you to cry in. 520 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,680 I will consider it a personal failure of mine 521 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,093 if you don't cry by the end of this session. 522 00:26:13,058 --> 00:26:14,400 Do you need one of these? 523 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480 Thank you. 524 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:19,901 What's going on? 525 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,470 I can't get my practice going. 526 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,740 No clients are interested in therapy. 527 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:32,540 No office, no money for school. 528 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,636 No Craig. 529 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:37,423 Well, do you have any family? 530 00:26:37,503 --> 00:26:39,706 Yeah, I mean, I have my son Bobby. 531 00:26:39,786 --> 00:26:42,448 Yeah. He got married, and he knocked up his wife, 532 00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:44,114 - but, you know... - Oh. 533 00:26:44,194 --> 00:26:46,210 Yeah. And then he doesn't have any time 534 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:49,040 for his old pop's trick tips anymore. 535 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:49,982 Hm. 536 00:26:50,062 --> 00:26:51,340 Then there's my daughter Allie, 537 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:53,813 and she won't speak to me, no. 538 00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:55,120 Hm. 539 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,017 Why won't your daughter speak to you? 540 00:26:57,097 --> 00:26:59,380 Ah, nothing. All I did was try 541 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,385 to psychoanalyze her for my book. 542 00:27:01,465 --> 00:27:02,501 Oh. 543 00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:04,492 Then we got in a fight over it 544 00:27:04,572 --> 00:27:07,240 and we haven't talked for years. 545 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,350 Well, maybe since it's been years, maybe it's time 546 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:15,340 to reach out to her to maybe try to talk to her again. 547 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:17,231 I don't know how to talk to her. 548 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,943 Well, tell me more about that. 549 00:27:21,345 --> 00:27:24,280 Well, I mean, ever since it happened, I get really nervous 550 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,105 and the thought of talking to her just terrifies me. 551 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,310 You know, I had the same exact issue. 552 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,510 - Yeah? - Yeah. 553 00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:33,768 Now, I don't usually speak about myself 554 00:27:33,848 --> 00:27:35,593 when I'm conducting therapy, 555 00:27:35,673 --> 00:27:38,230 but sometimes it can be instructional, 556 00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:40,542 but please don't share this with anyone. 557 00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:43,245 ...don't share this with anyone. 558 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:45,290 ...share this with anyone. 559 00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,770 So, when I was talking in front of groups, 560 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:52,850 like therapy group, public speaking, I had the same fear, 561 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:57,760 but you know what happened? I realized that if I 562 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,547 - imagined the audience naked, - Uh-huh. 563 00:28:00,627 --> 00:28:03,072 Then I could speak perfectly. - Wow. 564 00:28:03,152 --> 00:28:04,153 The whole thing went away. 565 00:28:04,177 --> 00:28:06,040 That's great. 566 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,728 Hold on just a second. 567 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,894 Okay. Big smile. 568 00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:15,470 Heh! 569 00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:17,620 Thank you, man. That's for my social media. 570 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,700 - Oh. - Yeah! 571 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,202 Help me get clients. I'll build up my business. 572 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,819 - No, don't do that. - Oh. 573 00:28:22,899 --> 00:28:24,410 Yeah. Go to school. 574 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:25,776 - Yeah. - Yeah, school. 575 00:28:25,856 --> 00:28:27,330 - No money, but, yeah... - All right. Yeah. 576 00:28:27,354 --> 00:28:28,413 - All right, well, - Okay, hey! 577 00:28:28,437 --> 00:28:29,723 - Gotta get back. - Hey, thanks man! 578 00:28:29,747 --> 00:28:30,747 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. 579 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:31,533 Yep. 580 00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,927 I didn't imagine you naked. I wouldn't do that. 581 00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:35,649 - - Oh, - Thanks for the advice. - Thank you. 582 00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:36,782 I feel comfortable with you. 583 00:28:36,806 --> 00:28:38,326 - Yeah. All right. - Thanks a lot, man. 584 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,430 - Yeah. - Appreciate it. 585 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:40,646 - Bye. - See you soon! 586 00:28:40,726 --> 00:28:41,879 - Yeah. - Have a good jog! 587 00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:42,786 Yup. 588 00:28:42,866 --> 00:28:43,949 Take care! 589 00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:45,816 Miss you! 590 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,140 Hi Allie. 591 00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:23,582 Hi, dad. 592 00:29:25,874 --> 00:29:29,528 Look, I'm really sorry for how I acted. 593 00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:33,760 Okay. Thanks? Look, I gotta go. 594 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,270 No, I... can you forgive me? 595 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,820 It's just pretty messed up what you did. 596 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:45,262 Yeah, I-I was wrong. I can change. 597 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,547 What do you want? 598 00:29:49,638 --> 00:29:51,620 I just want to be in your life. 599 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,267 Why? Haven't you already done enough? 600 00:29:53,347 --> 00:29:55,116 Because I love you. 601 00:29:55,196 --> 00:29:57,143 But you're just gonna try to psychoanalyze me again 602 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:57,920 and then put it on Instagram. 603 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,236 - I promise... - You never listen! 604 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,890 I promise not to psychoanalyze you. 605 00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:05,210 I, I, I promise to listen to you. I want to listen to you. 606 00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:06,885 Okay? I can change. 607 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,838 Okay! 608 00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:13,695 Okay. 609 00:30:13,775 --> 00:30:15,050 All right. 610 00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:16,840 You wanna get a coffee sometime? 611 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,962 Yeah. Okay. 612 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,155 When you're not busy, of course. Okay. 613 00:30:24,235 --> 00:30:29,087 Um... Well, kiddo. Great. 614 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,510 Thank... 615 00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:35,650 Oh, dad. Bye dad. 616 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:42,555 ♪ I am the captain ♪ of the Pinafore 617 00:30:42,635 --> 00:30:44,980 ♪ and a right good captain too ♪ 618 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:48,080 ♪ I'm very, very good and be it understood ♪ 619 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,555 ♪ I command a right good crew ♪ 620 00:30:51,635 --> 00:30:53,146 He's very, very good ♪ 621 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,654 ♪ And be it understood ♪ 622 00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:57,338 ♪ He commands a right good crew ♪ 623 00:30:57,418 --> 00:30:58,562 Hm hm-hm-hm-hm-hm ♪ 624 00:30:58,642 --> 00:30:59,690 ♪ Ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 625 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,676 ♪ Hm hm hm hm hm hm ♪ 626 00:32:01,815 --> 00:32:06,530 Thank you @gregrusso23 627 00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:09,350 for another great session. 628 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:13,790 Though some may think it weird when you imagine your therapy 629 00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:18,870 group buck-naked on account of being nervous. 630 00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:23,387 I think it is endearing. See you soon. 631 00:32:35,295 --> 00:32:37,223 The power of now. The power of now... 632 00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:40,440 ...now, the power of now, the pow... 633 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,715 Hey, Greg. What's up? 634 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,275 Hi, Dr. Nauberger? 635 00:32:44,355 --> 00:32:45,921 Yeah. Hi. 636 00:32:47,004 --> 00:32:48,004 We need to talk. 637 00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:49,715 About what? 638 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:52,545 Well, I saw your Instagram post about me. 639 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:55,448 Oh, yeah. No, it was a good one. Huh? 640 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,355 You deliberately did what I told you not to do. 641 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:00,530 What? 642 00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:04,121 Yeah. You shared that con... story I told you in 643 00:33:04,201 --> 00:33:05,837 - complete confidence. - No, I'm, look... 644 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,170 - And you... - I-I-I'm... 645 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,821 You embarrassed me in front of my therapy 646 00:33:08,845 --> 00:33:10,085 group. I'm totally embarrassed. 647 00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:11,781 I'm so sorry! 648 00:33:11,861 --> 00:33:13,181 - I... I, I'm, - I... 649 00:33:13,261 --> 00:33:14,976 - I can't trust you any more. - Please, no, I, 650 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,753 I'm sorry. 651 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,405 I, hey, hey, hey. It won't happen again. 652 00:33:18,485 --> 00:33:21,555 I, well, we certainly can't continue our sessions. 653 00:33:21,635 --> 00:33:23,243 Well, why not? 654 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,205 - Please? - Well... I don't, I don't think we have 655 00:33:26,285 --> 00:33:27,547 enough in common to be friends. 656 00:33:27,627 --> 00:33:29,490 No, come on. That's not true. 657 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:31,710 So, I'm sorry. I hope you understand. 658 00:33:31,790 --> 00:33:33,210 No! We both love psychology. 659 00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:37,245 We both love the great outdoors. I mean, Greg... 660 00:33:38,591 --> 00:33:39,591 Greg! 661 00:35:14,785 --> 00:35:17,010 Greg, you came! 662 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,401 Hey. Hey, doc. 663 00:35:18,481 --> 00:35:21,750 Hey. I am really sorry about that post. 664 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,360 I, I deleted it 665 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,960 and uh, you know, I, I just can't get the hang 666 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,800 of all this texting and Instagraming and stuff. 667 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,410 - Yeah. - I got rid of the app. 668 00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:36,480 It's all right. Don't worry about it. 669 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,560 So you forgive me? 670 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,340 Yeah. It's not a big deal. 671 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,220 Why did you decide to talk to me again? 672 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,410 Well, it would've been easier to send you out 673 00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:51,165 to the oil field or um... - What? - You know... What? 674 00:35:51,245 --> 00:35:51,998 You did that on purpose? 675 00:35:52,078 --> 00:35:53,606 Oh, you rascal! 676 00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:56,213 I'm sorry. 677 00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,278 - Yeah. - Trickster. 678 00:35:58,358 --> 00:36:01,887 But yeah, no, I wanted to give you this. 679 00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:06,253 I, I got it previously, but, you know... Wow! 680 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:10,090 It's a bloodstone. It comes from Australia 681 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:13,420 and it, it helps people who have been bullied 682 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,477 or abandoned to regain a sense of self-worth. 683 00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:19,330 Wow. Thank you. 684 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:22,570 Yeah. So, so this signifies 685 00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:27,280 that our therapy sessions from me to you, 686 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:32,360 or both ways, is now complete. 687 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,980 Oh. So, then you're leaving? 688 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:39,700 There was one other thing. You know, you can call 689 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:42,940 and text like a lot. A lot, a lot. 690 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,600 Yeah. I'm, I'm sorry. I'll, I'll cut back. 691 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,607 So probably just daytime hours would be a start. 692 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:55,960 And, and maybe, maybe like once a week, 693 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,900 once every couple of weeks. Yeah, that'd be all right. 694 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,808 So are we friends still? 695 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:08,950 Well, you know... 696 00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:10,283 now that you put it that way. 697 00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:14,920 Yeah. I mean, call me a week after Friday 698 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,262 or text me or whatever and... Okay. 699 00:37:17,342 --> 00:37:19,150 And um, yeah, we could figure something out. 700 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,670 You know, go on a hike or something. 701 00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,780 - Right, I'd like that. - Yeah. 702 00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:24,100 - Yeah. - That'd be cool. 703 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,396 Cool. 704 00:37:26,738 --> 00:37:28,471 My name's Holm, by the way. 705 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,185 Holm. 706 00:37:31,265 --> 00:37:32,265 Yeah. 707 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,718 That's nice. 708 00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:37,848 Thank you. 709 00:37:39,921 --> 00:37:41,121 So you heard about the old one 710 00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:42,940 about the guy who crossed the road 711 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,545 with the chicken or, or the duck? 712 00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,756 Oh, you trying to get me with that? 713 00:37:47,669 --> 00:37:50,030 What is the end to that? I don't know. 714 00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:51,110 Yeah, I don't know. 715 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,275 - I don't think anyone knows. - Okay. 716 00:37:52,299 --> 00:37:54,351 Yeah, it was a, it was um, some animal, 717 00:37:54,431 --> 00:37:55,457 I just can't really remember. 718 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:56,234 Uh-huh. 719 00:37:56,314 --> 00:37:57,959 - A fowl? Or was a cat? - Yeah. 720 00:37:58,039 --> 00:38:00,062 I dunno. A dog? 721 00:38:01,159 --> 00:38:02,624 ♪ Everything ♪ 722 00:38:02,704 --> 00:38:07,390 ♪ Oh, everything is going my way ♪ 723 00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:12,470 ♪ And it's all because of me ♪ 724 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,210 ♪ No worries, so happy ♪ 725 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:19,420 ♪ Everything's going my way ♪ 726 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:24,500 ♪ It's all because of me ♪ 727 00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:27,940 ♪ I was lonely, so lonely ♪ 728 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:31,172 ♪ But then I found a way ♪ 729 00:38:31,252 --> 00:38:36,252 ♪ And it's all because of me ♪ 730 00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:37,580 Palms on the mat. 731 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:41,570 Fingers spread wide, heart melting towards the earth. 732 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:44,750 Raise your right leg high, soaring like an eagle. 733 00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:46,875 And take that leg and step it through. 734 00:38:46,955 --> 00:38:48,541 Runner's lunge. 735 00:38:48,621 --> 00:38:50,360 Bring your back foot in. 736 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,068 Reach your hands above! 737 00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:55,425 Virabhadrasana, Warrior I. 738 00:39:08,785 --> 00:39:09,647 Hey, it's Greg. 739 00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:11,647 Leave a message, and I'll get right back to you. 740 00:39:12,521 --> 00:39:14,482 Namaste. 741 00:39:14,562 --> 00:39:16,473 It's Dr. Nauberger. 742 00:39:16,553 --> 00:39:17,911 Give me a call. 743 00:40:13,395 --> 00:40:14,611 Dr. Nauberger? 744 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,100 Oh, Greg. Hi. 745 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:22,378 Hey. What's up, doc? 746 00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,678 Nothing, just waiting for you to text. 747 00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:27,003 Nothing. I mean, I'm waiting for the bus. 748 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:29,066 Well, good seeing you. 749 00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:30,744 You might want to, you know, sit on the bench. 750 00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:32,874 It'll be more comfortable, but, uh, 751 00:40:32,954 --> 00:40:34,957 - all right. - No, no, wait, wait, wait! 752 00:40:35,037 --> 00:40:39,370 My car was towed. Take me to the tow place? 753 00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:43,415 Uh... Well, I mean, if it's not too inconvenient. 754 00:40:43,495 --> 00:40:45,620 Well, where is it? 755 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:47,685 I don't know. I mean, it could be this way. 756 00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:50,540 It could be this way. Could be any which way, 757 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:53,455 really, when you think about it. 758 00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:55,335 - Okay. Well, see you later. - Wait, wait, 759 00:40:55,415 --> 00:40:57,080 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 760 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,742 It's just down the block. It'll take a second. 761 00:40:59,822 --> 00:41:02,257 Uh, I'm getting in! 762 00:41:04,097 --> 00:41:05,097 Ah! 763 00:41:11,308 --> 00:41:12,308 Yes! 764 00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:22,128 So, uh, where's your car? 765 00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:24,149 You mean my Ferrari? 766 00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:26,652 What? Your Ferrari? 767 00:41:26,732 --> 00:41:28,202 - Just kidding! - What? 768 00:41:28,282 --> 00:41:30,360 I don't have a Ferrari, but wait, wait! 769 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,522 Quick, quick! Pull over, pull over! 770 00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:33,355 What? Why? 771 00:41:33,435 --> 00:41:34,435 Uh, ah! 772 00:41:34,463 --> 00:41:38,190 I, I need to visualize a Ferrari so I can have one. 773 00:41:38,270 --> 00:41:39,270 Okay. 774 00:41:39,936 --> 00:41:41,850 I need to concentrate 775 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:46,140 because if you visualize that you have a Ferrari already, 776 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,101 then you will have one. 777 00:41:48,181 --> 00:41:49,601 Mm! 778 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:50,809 Mm-mm-mm. 779 00:41:50,889 --> 00:41:53,134 Hm. I hope that works out for you. 780 00:41:54,672 --> 00:41:56,535 Yeah. Me too. 781 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,615 Uh... 782 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,165 Yeah. Okay, cool. We can go. 783 00:42:01,245 --> 00:42:02,445 Okay. 784 00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:07,608 All right. So, uh, where, which way should I take you? 785 00:42:07,688 --> 00:42:09,397 - Um... - Where's your car? 786 00:42:09,477 --> 00:42:10,477 Uh... 787 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:13,290 Your car? 788 00:42:14,893 --> 00:42:17,295 You don't, you don't have a car, do you? 789 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:18,510 Eh... 790 00:42:18,590 --> 00:42:21,292 You know, I used to have a car, but I had an incident. 791 00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,682 What happened? 792 00:42:23,762 --> 00:42:25,428 Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. 793 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:27,463 Okay. 794 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:32,820 You know, I'm bipolar and maybe a ADHD too. 795 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,620 Oh, huh. 796 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,883 Yeah. That's why I have troubles with, you know, 797 00:42:36,963 --> 00:42:38,675 jobs and stuff. 798 00:42:38,755 --> 00:42:41,070 Oh, right. 799 00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,990 Hey, you want to go on a hike? 800 00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:45,792 I can't. I have, uh, class in like 10 minutes. 801 00:42:45,872 --> 00:42:47,492 Oh, come on. You can skip it. 802 00:42:47,572 --> 00:42:48,433 No, I can't. 803 00:42:48,513 --> 00:42:51,180 Come on, live a little. Haven't you ever played hooky? 804 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:52,440 Actually, never. 805 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,500 Oh, but you've always wanted to, right? 806 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:56,391 Kind of. 807 00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:59,163 Yeah. Well, you don't wanna be sitting inside. 808 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,908 Yeah. 809 00:43:00,988 --> 00:43:04,442 You know, it's the things that you don't do that you regret. 810 00:43:05,775 --> 00:43:07,887 Yeah! Okay. All right. 811 00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:08,720 Cool. 812 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,278 All right. 813 00:43:10,358 --> 00:43:11,358 Let's do it. 814 00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:21,053 - Greg? - Yeah. 815 00:43:21,915 --> 00:43:24,592 Um, when can you be my real therapist? 816 00:43:25,701 --> 00:43:29,550 Um... I guess, when I graduate. Maybe. 817 00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:31,200 - Oh. - Maybe. 818 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,630 Okay, um, come on! Let's do a session. 819 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,190 Look, there's a nice little log I can lay on. 820 00:43:38,270 --> 00:43:41,462 And there's rock there that you can sit on. 821 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:46,320 Wait, wait. What's this? 822 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,695 Come on. It'll be just like old times... 823 00:43:48,775 --> 00:43:50,770 Wait, let, look, look! 824 00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:53,080 - What? - There's a bear right there. 825 00:43:54,770 --> 00:43:56,400 - Oh, is it... - Can you see it? 826 00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,000 Wait, is it a black bear or brown bear? 827 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,560 I don't think that matters right now. 828 00:44:02,096 --> 00:44:03,356 To me it looks like a black bear. 829 00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:04,710 But you know, it has brown spots, 830 00:44:04,790 --> 00:44:06,295 so it could be a brown bear. 831 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,430 Look, I think we need to slowly back away. 832 00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:09,753 No, should we pet it? 833 00:44:10,725 --> 00:44:13,590 No! I think we should get a rock. 834 00:44:13,670 --> 00:44:15,997 Get two rocks and hit it together. And, and, 835 00:44:16,077 --> 00:44:17,380 - maintain eye contact. - No! 836 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:20,660 Shh, shh, shh, warrior pose. 837 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:22,584 Wait, it's not a time for yoga. 838 00:44:22,664 --> 00:44:23,442 Warrior pose! 839 00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,509 It'll scare him off! 840 00:44:25,589 --> 00:44:26,633 - Stop! Just... - Yeah. 841 00:44:26,713 --> 00:44:28,485 Oh, hey, hey, hey. 842 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:29,318 Avert! 843 00:44:29,398 --> 00:44:30,718 Avert your eyes. Don't look at it. 844 00:44:30,764 --> 00:44:31,764 Downward dog! 845 00:44:32,435 --> 00:44:33,519 - No, downward dog! - This is not a time for yoga! 846 00:44:33,543 --> 00:44:35,668 Hey! Get off my friend! 847 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,770 Greg, I am so sorry you got mauled. 848 00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:57,097 It's just a little bear bite. 849 00:44:58,277 --> 00:45:00,287 They're gonna fix it right up. 850 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,669 Hi, Allie, over here! 851 00:45:57,253 --> 00:45:58,253 Hey! 852 00:45:58,922 --> 00:45:59,938 Hi, dad! 853 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,791 Isn't this great? 854 00:46:02,871 --> 00:46:05,737 Hanging with the Al-gal just like old times. 855 00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:07,780 Yeah. 856 00:46:13,890 --> 00:46:16,240 Oh, um, do you want a coffee? 857 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,358 I got it. Don't worry about it. 858 00:46:18,438 --> 00:46:20,410 Um, black okay? 859 00:46:20,490 --> 00:46:22,594 No, I think it was brown, actually. 860 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,024 What? 861 00:46:25,104 --> 00:46:27,895 Oh, right. No, I... black. Black. 862 00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:52,786 I got you a bear claw. 863 00:46:52,866 --> 00:46:53,866 Ew! 864 00:46:55,715 --> 00:46:56,770 Are you okay? 865 00:46:56,850 --> 00:47:00,444 You know, I'm just not hungry I, I, I guess, uh... 866 00:47:00,524 --> 00:47:03,760 Yeah. I, you look great. 867 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,928 Thanks! You, you look... 868 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,041 great! 869 00:47:10,883 --> 00:47:12,128 Where are you staying? 870 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:14,762 Well, you know, here, there, everywhere. 871 00:47:15,684 --> 00:47:18,545 So, I've thought about it 872 00:47:19,741 --> 00:47:22,200 and you could stay with me if you want. 873 00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:25,750 No, I don't know. I, I don't want to impose. 874 00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:27,775 No, it'd be fine. Really! 875 00:47:27,855 --> 00:47:32,855 I, I have an extra bedroom and we could get you cleaned up. 876 00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:36,350 Maybe help you with the job search. 877 00:47:36,430 --> 00:47:39,350 - Oh, I have a job. - You do? 878 00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:43,025 Yeah. I'm a clinical psychiatrist. But, you know that. 879 00:47:44,710 --> 00:47:47,930 You're never going to be a real psychiatrist. 880 00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:51,020 Look, I talk to people. I listen to people. 881 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,400 I prescribe medication. 882 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,230 You don't even have a license. 883 00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:56,510 Psychiatrists need a license to practice. 884 00:47:56,590 --> 00:47:58,490 - Oh, that's dumb. - Is not. 885 00:47:58,570 --> 00:47:59,870 - Is too. - Is not. 886 00:47:59,950 --> 00:48:02,000 Is too, times a million. 887 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,880 - Is not times a billion. - Trillion... 888 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,650 - Gazillion - Infinity. 889 00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:07,946 Infinity plus one. 890 00:48:08,026 --> 00:48:09,026 Ooh! 891 00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:12,260 Well, if I'm not a real psychiatrist, 892 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:13,700 then I must not have a session 893 00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:20,917 with a very important client in 5, 4, 894 00:48:20,997 --> 00:48:22,030 3... 895 00:48:30,815 --> 00:48:33,347 Wait, I do. 896 00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:35,955 Later. 897 00:48:41,732 --> 00:48:43,126 Hey! 898 00:48:43,206 --> 00:48:45,034 What's up? 899 00:48:45,114 --> 00:48:46,176 Dr. Nauberger. 900 00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,342 - Yeah. - Hey. 901 00:48:47,422 --> 00:48:48,899 W-what's up? 902 00:48:48,979 --> 00:48:51,180 Nothing, what's, uh, what's going on? 903 00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,688 Just here. 904 00:48:52,768 --> 00:48:54,463 What are you doing? 905 00:48:54,543 --> 00:48:56,750 Um, just taking a jog. 906 00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:58,850 Jogging's bad for your knees. Don't you know that? 907 00:48:58,930 --> 00:49:00,916 - I guess. - Well then why do you do it? 908 00:49:00,996 --> 00:49:02,518 I guess you can once in a while. 909 00:49:02,598 --> 00:49:03,517 Oh! 910 00:49:03,597 --> 00:49:06,770 You want to be my writing partner? 911 00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:09,483 - Uh, no, thanks. - Why not? 912 00:49:10,330 --> 00:49:12,920 Well, I just prefer writing alone. 913 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,370 Hmm. What are you writing about? 914 00:49:16,450 --> 00:49:19,218 It's a case study about two patients. 915 00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:23,175 I don't see how that's gonna make you a hundred million. 916 00:49:24,146 --> 00:49:26,150 I don't think that's really the point. 917 00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:27,908 You wanna know what my book's about? 918 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:29,670 Uh, what? 919 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:33,620 Two best friends and mental health issues. 920 00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,503 Nice, nice. 921 00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:38,842 You know, I joined Toastmasters Improv Masters. 922 00:49:38,922 --> 00:49:40,185 What's that? 923 00:49:40,265 --> 00:49:42,380 Well, it's a place where you give speeches. 924 00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,240 You wanna hear my speech? 925 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,730 - Okay, um, - Um, okay. 926 00:49:46,810 --> 00:49:50,609 - I guess... - Yeah. So... off to your place! 927 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,640 So you gonna offer me any water? 928 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:58,866 Oh, yeah. Um, is, uh, filtered okay? 929 00:49:58,946 --> 00:50:02,360 Um, tap. And you don't have to use your best cup. 930 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,990 Okay. 931 00:50:05,508 --> 00:50:07,610 So there was this girl, her name was Goldilocks, 932 00:50:07,690 --> 00:50:09,642 and she was out for a walk in the forest. 933 00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:11,613 There were three bowls of porridge... 934 00:50:11,693 --> 00:50:12,446 ...and she tried the first one and... 935 00:50:12,526 --> 00:50:14,270 ...the second one is like, ouch... 936 00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:16,532 ...ooh, that's too soft. She tried the third one... 937 00:50:16,612 --> 00:50:18,176 ...really, really mad. And then she woke up... 938 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:18,953 ...and she ran out the door. 939 00:50:19,033 --> 00:50:20,033 The end. 940 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,840 So we gonna watch TV now? 941 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,072 Yeah. I guess I could turn something on. 942 00:50:26,152 --> 00:50:27,152 Okay. 943 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:33,840 So you single? Married? 944 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,196 Lookin'? 945 00:50:35,276 --> 00:50:37,354 Um... single. 946 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:38,970 Hm. 947 00:50:39,050 --> 00:50:41,294 You're looking for someone hot, like, uh... 948 00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:42,563 Taylor Swift. 949 00:50:42,643 --> 00:50:43,721 I guess. 950 00:50:43,801 --> 00:50:46,560 Someone young, like 18 or 20? 951 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,600 I don't know. I think probably someone 952 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,340 closer to my own age. 953 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:53,755 Me, I'm looking for Craig or someone exactly like him. 954 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,600 Hmm. 955 00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:00,315 Well you, uh, done with your water? 956 00:51:01,627 --> 00:51:05,345 Uh... why you want me to leave, or something? 957 00:51:05,425 --> 00:51:06,178 No, no, no. 958 00:51:06,258 --> 00:51:09,870 I just, um, I have some work that I need to do. 959 00:51:09,950 --> 00:51:13,162 Oh, but you know what? I still need mental help. 960 00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:18,210 I mean, you know, these days Craig is so hard to read, 961 00:51:18,290 --> 00:51:20,110 especially when I don't know where he is 962 00:51:20,190 --> 00:51:21,723 or what he's doing. 963 00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:26,853 Well, you know, have you tried meeting new people? 964 00:51:27,890 --> 00:51:31,620 EHarmony is something you could, maybe... 965 00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:34,965 No, I prefer to meet some Craig in person. 966 00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:37,740 Uh-huh. 967 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,960 Well, okay, here is some homework you can try. 968 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:47,220 Maybe try talking to five new people in real life. 969 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:51,630 And one non-confrontational way you could meet someone is 970 00:51:51,710 --> 00:51:54,020 just to ask for the time. 971 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,515 Hmm. 972 00:51:55,595 --> 00:51:56,595 Okay. 973 00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:03,035 So you're kicking me out now. 974 00:52:03,115 --> 00:52:04,644 I'm kicking out now. 975 00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:05,724 Okay. 976 00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:08,460 Later. 977 00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:09,858 - All right. - Thanks for the water. 978 00:52:09,882 --> 00:52:11,967 Yeah, no worries. 979 00:52:12,047 --> 00:52:13,410 Mmm. 980 00:52:13,490 --> 00:52:15,323 Unfiltered's the best! 981 00:52:36,585 --> 00:52:38,088 - Hi. - Hi. 982 00:52:38,168 --> 00:52:40,671 Hey, uh, do you know what time it is? 983 00:52:40,751 --> 00:52:41,751 Um... 984 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,233 - 11:35. - Thank you. 985 00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:56,250 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Do you know what time it is? 986 00:52:56,330 --> 00:52:58,242 Do I look like a clock to you? 987 00:52:58,322 --> 00:52:59,322 Nu-uh. 988 00:53:07,190 --> 00:53:08,401 Hi. 989 00:53:08,481 --> 00:53:09,481 Nope. 990 00:53:15,470 --> 00:53:18,465 Hi! Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 991 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:28,300 Do you know what time it is? 992 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:30,142 Dr. Nauberger. 993 00:53:30,222 --> 00:53:32,920 Hey, what's up? What are you doing? 994 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,290 Nothing. I'm just studying. I have a big test coming up. 995 00:53:35,370 --> 00:53:38,080 Oh. Do you have a girlfriend yet? 996 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:38,913 No. 997 00:53:38,993 --> 00:53:41,050 So maybe you're the shy guy. 998 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,790 But you know, I have a game for you. 999 00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:45,940 I learned it at Toastmasters Improv Masters. 1000 00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,698 Your game was way too boring. 1001 00:53:47,778 --> 00:53:49,423 It's called Dr. Know-it-all. 1002 00:53:49,503 --> 00:53:52,368 Come on, follow me. Come on. 1003 00:53:52,448 --> 00:53:53,807 - There? - Yeah. 1004 00:53:56,315 --> 00:53:57,444 Hi! 1005 00:53:57,524 --> 00:53:59,770 We're Dr. Know-it-all. Ask us any question 1006 00:53:59,850 --> 00:54:01,330 and we will give you the answer. 1007 00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:02,410 Ask us anything at all. 1008 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:05,200 Like, who will win that important ball game? 1009 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,600 Or when will the universe expand? 1010 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,653 Uh, improv. I don't have time for this. 1011 00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:15,787 Okay... um, any, any question? Come on. 1012 00:54:15,867 --> 00:54:18,670 Just a word. We're Dr. Know-it-all. 1013 00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:20,219 Okay. 1014 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:22,769 Where is my sanity? 1015 00:54:22,849 --> 00:54:23,860 Sanity... okay, 1016 00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:26,770 so you say any word, but you just keep it going. 1017 00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:34,850 Sanity - bubble is Fi-fishing for the disaster 1018 00:54:36,330 --> 00:54:39,158 area of Life. 1019 00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:44,413 Yeah. Sorry. 1020 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,170 Hi! 1021 00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:52,510 We're Dr. Know-it-all, ask us any question 1022 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,398 and we will give you the answer. 1023 00:54:56,859 --> 00:54:59,190 But - there - is 1024 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:04,011 cheese - in - your - teeth! 1025 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,770 Hi, we're Dr. Know-it-all. Ask us any question 1026 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,285 and we will give you the answer. 1027 00:55:13,365 --> 00:55:14,402 Poof! 1028 00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:18,491 Excuse me. 1029 00:55:18,571 --> 00:55:20,980 I'm the manager and we've been getting some complaints. 1030 00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:22,743 - And your question is, sir? - No question, 1031 00:55:22,823 --> 00:55:24,904 but I request that you don't bother our customers. 1032 00:55:24,984 --> 00:55:26,140 Please, sirs. 1033 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:27,361 Yeah, we were just on our way out. 1034 00:55:27,385 --> 00:55:28,511 No, no, no. You don't understand. 1035 00:55:28,535 --> 00:55:30,193 We're Dr. Know-it-all. 1036 00:55:31,710 --> 00:55:32,745 Ask us any question! 1037 00:55:32,825 --> 00:55:35,616 Will you kindly stop this and leave our customers alone? 1038 00:55:35,696 --> 00:55:40,300 We - will - stop - a - MANAGER: Okay, - session... 1039 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:43,600 You! You both are banned. For life. 1040 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,920 What? 1041 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000 But I like this place. 1042 00:55:47,874 --> 00:55:49,028 Hey, listen up! 1043 00:55:49,108 --> 00:55:52,780 If you see these two very bad men here, don't serve them. 1044 00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:55,279 They're going up on the wall. 1045 00:55:55,359 --> 00:55:57,550 Wait, no, this is my favorite coffee shop. 1046 00:55:57,630 --> 00:55:58,900 You go on the wall of shame. 1047 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,533 Shame on you, sirs. 1048 00:56:00,613 --> 00:56:01,661 Now out. 1049 00:56:01,741 --> 00:56:02,741 Out! Get out! 1050 00:56:02,816 --> 00:56:03,816 Come on, Greg. 1051 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,650 I am so sorry 1052 00:56:11,730 --> 00:56:15,580 you got banned from your favorite coffee shop, Greg. 1053 00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:16,846 Me, too. 1054 00:56:16,926 --> 00:56:17,926 I gotta go. 1055 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:21,483 Oh, okay. Later? 1056 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,073 Hello. 1057 00:57:21,153 --> 00:57:22,340 Hey, what's up? 1058 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:23,615 Nothing. What's up? 1059 00:57:23,695 --> 00:57:25,061 Are you a Christian? 1060 00:57:26,448 --> 00:57:27,501 Uh, yeah. 1061 00:57:27,581 --> 00:57:28,718 What are you doing Sunday? 1062 00:57:28,798 --> 00:57:30,368 You wanna go to church with me? 1063 00:57:31,630 --> 00:57:34,730 I'm not that into going to churches right now. 1064 00:57:34,810 --> 00:57:36,295 It's a really good one. 1065 00:57:37,498 --> 00:57:40,340 Uh... Hey, there's girls there too. 1066 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,554 And there's someone I wanna introduce you to. 1067 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:47,780 All right. I, uh, I guess I could go. 1068 00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,400 And don't forget your Bible. 1069 00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:51,671 Okay. 1070 00:57:51,751 --> 00:57:53,501 And you can drive me, right? 1071 00:57:58,343 --> 00:58:00,230 So did you bring your Bible? 1072 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:01,063 Oh, I forgot. 1073 00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:04,010 What? Well, you can borrow mine. 1074 00:58:04,090 --> 00:58:05,090 Thanks. 1075 00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:09,560 Those who know me know I love two things. 1076 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,939 I love the Dodgers... 1077 00:58:13,019 --> 00:58:14,360 All right, now. 1078 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,103 And I love our Lord Jesus Christ. 1079 00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:19,649 Now yes, I was at the game last night... 1080 00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,530 and I get hyped up, man! 1081 00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:26,485 When Justin Turner hit that home run. Wow! I went crazy. 1082 00:58:27,730 --> 00:58:30,050 But that's how we should feel about Jesus 1083 00:58:30,130 --> 00:58:35,063 and the Bible, which are 100% true, literally. 1084 00:58:35,988 --> 00:58:38,338 All of it. It's God's truth. 1085 00:58:39,184 --> 00:58:40,359 Now what does it teach us? 1086 00:58:40,439 --> 00:58:42,317 So what'd you think? 1087 00:58:42,397 --> 00:58:43,785 Pretty good. 1088 00:58:43,865 --> 00:58:45,355 I want you to meet some people. 1089 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:47,690 Follow me. 1090 00:58:50,136 --> 00:58:51,710 Hi. 1091 00:58:51,790 --> 00:58:53,057 Here's my friend, Greg. 1092 00:58:54,190 --> 00:58:56,307 Hi, I'm Greg. 1093 00:58:58,611 --> 00:58:59,373 Hi. 1094 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,464 This is my friend Greg. 1095 00:59:01,544 --> 00:59:03,377 Hey, nice to meet you. 1096 00:59:05,957 --> 00:59:07,070 Hi! 1097 00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:09,020 Here's my friend, Greg. 1098 00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:10,310 Hey, how's it going? 1099 00:59:10,390 --> 00:59:11,143 Good. 1100 00:59:11,223 --> 00:59:13,326 Hey, you want something from the snack table? 1101 00:59:13,406 --> 00:59:14,812 How about a cookie? 1102 00:59:14,892 --> 00:59:16,070 Um... 1103 00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:19,370 yeah, actually I, um, I'm kind of vegan. I don't really... 1104 00:59:19,450 --> 00:59:21,030 You're a vegetable? 1105 00:59:21,952 --> 00:59:22,952 No. 1106 00:59:23,985 --> 00:59:25,346 Um, it's over here. 1107 00:59:25,426 --> 00:59:26,426 Okay. 1108 00:59:29,445 --> 00:59:31,500 Uh-hoh! 1109 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:32,962 They don't have any bananas. 1110 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,907 - Oh. - Wait right here, 1111 00:59:35,987 --> 00:59:39,414 I want to, uh, introduce you to somebody. 1112 00:59:39,494 --> 00:59:40,494 Okay. 1113 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:51,773 Greg, this is Lacey. 1114 00:59:51,853 --> 00:59:53,280 Hi, I'm Greg. 1115 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,951 Hi, nice to meet you. 1116 00:59:55,031 --> 00:59:56,868 Nice to meet you. 1117 00:59:56,948 --> 01:00:00,600 Um, you've been coming here a long time? 1118 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,790 Yeah, about a year. 1119 01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:05,832 Okay, nice. Um, first time for me. 1120 01:00:07,985 --> 01:00:11,268 So... are you from LA originally? 1121 01:00:11,348 --> 01:00:14,850 Uh, from Long Beach originally. 1122 01:00:14,930 --> 01:00:18,510 Okay, um, nice. I'm from New Jersey. 1123 01:00:18,590 --> 01:00:23,590 - Oh, nice. - Yeah. Um, what do you do? 1124 01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:27,270 Well, I work in HR at Logos Logistics. 1125 01:00:27,350 --> 01:00:29,220 Uh, one of those companies down there. 1126 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:30,480 - Oh! - Culver City. 1127 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,962 Oh, Culver, okay. Yeah. Nice. 1128 01:00:34,610 --> 01:00:35,754 What do you do? 1129 01:00:35,834 --> 01:00:37,992 Um, I am a student. 1130 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,963 Uh, I'm a, I study psychology. 1131 01:00:42,043 --> 01:00:43,126 Oh, nice. 1132 01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:48,510 Well, uh, it was nice meeting you. 1133 01:00:48,590 --> 01:00:49,590 You too. 1134 01:01:00,585 --> 01:01:02,580 Did you get her number? 1135 01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:04,329 Uh... no. 1136 01:01:04,409 --> 01:01:05,929 I don't even know what she looks like. 1137 01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:08,363 Yo, I'm tryin' to hook you up, dawg. 1138 01:01:08,443 --> 01:01:09,990 Ah, no, I'm not even really looking 1139 01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:11,468 for a girlfriend right now. 1140 01:01:12,470 --> 01:01:15,150 Oh, okay. Well we can go. 1141 01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:23,505 Well... thanks for the invite. 1142 01:01:23,585 --> 01:01:24,679 Oh, no problem. 1143 01:01:24,759 --> 01:01:27,450 Um, wanna go grab lunch? 1144 01:01:27,530 --> 01:01:30,724 I can't, uh, I've a lot of chores to do, 1145 01:01:30,804 --> 01:01:32,033 - Oh. - Laundry. 1146 01:01:32,113 --> 01:01:33,930 But, uh, I need help. 1147 01:01:34,010 --> 01:01:35,700 Maybe we can do a quick session 1148 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:38,789 or I can psychoanalyze you if you want. 1149 01:01:39,694 --> 01:01:42,270 Um... how about this? Here's some homework 1150 01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:44,310 for you, for next time. 1151 01:01:44,390 --> 01:01:47,910 You can choose five people who inspire you 1152 01:01:47,990 --> 01:01:50,400 and make a board, like a collage 1153 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:55,462 and just choose five inspiring people from the area of work, 1154 01:01:55,542 --> 01:02:00,537 family, creativity, leadership and spirituality. 1155 01:02:02,358 --> 01:02:03,472 - Hm. - Yeah? 1156 01:02:07,109 --> 01:02:08,109 Cool. 1157 01:02:12,335 --> 01:02:15,090 Well, do you live... Are you getting out? 1158 01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:17,031 Oh yeah. Right. Yeah. 1159 01:02:17,111 --> 01:02:18,189 Okay. 1160 01:02:18,269 --> 01:02:19,205 - Okay. - Uh, later. 1161 01:02:19,285 --> 01:02:20,526 - Yeah. See you. - Bye, bye. 1162 01:03:00,270 --> 01:03:01,698 Hello? 1163 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,190 Hey, what are you doing? 1164 01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:04,745 Hey, not much. What's going on? 1165 01:03:05,695 --> 01:03:07,540 Ah, you busy Saturday? 1166 01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:11,470 'Cause there's an improv group event in the park. It's free. 1167 01:03:11,550 --> 01:03:12,550 You wanna go? 1168 01:03:15,330 --> 01:03:16,516 So the first partner 1169 01:03:16,596 --> 01:03:17,950 starts the scene with an action 1170 01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:21,070 and then the second partner tries to discern what 1171 01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:23,560 that action is and then joins with a line. 1172 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,480 Okay? So, who's up? 1173 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,320 - Oh, me! Me! Pick me! - Anyone at all? 1174 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,680 - Come on, Greg. - Ah, okay. 1175 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:29,760 Come on! 1176 01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,998 Okay, so just, uh, start the scene. 1177 01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:44,545 Calm, calm. 1178 01:03:45,810 --> 01:03:50,810 Take your fists, squeeze, release. 1179 01:03:50,965 --> 01:03:54,776 Curl your toes, and release. 1180 01:03:54,856 --> 01:03:56,597 Now you're back in my office... 1181 01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,140 in the safety of my office. 1182 01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:04,164 So you lie down, lie down, lie down, down, 1183 01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:06,405 lie down, down, down, down. 1184 01:04:07,565 --> 01:04:10,627 Okay. So tell me, how was your week? 1185 01:04:10,707 --> 01:04:12,500 Any highs? Any lows? 1186 01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:15,250 Great. Uh, I'm gonna stop you right there. 1187 01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:19,150 So we really want to try and determine what the action is. 1188 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:20,530 So... what about 1189 01:04:20,610 --> 01:04:24,550 what he was doing suggested therapy session? 1190 01:04:24,630 --> 01:04:27,640 Well, it's obvious he was having a psychotic episode 1191 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,500 'cause when someone does something like this 1192 01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:32,134 they're having anxiety and they need help, 1193 01:04:32,214 --> 01:04:33,438 so I can help him. 1194 01:04:34,530 --> 01:04:37,090 Okay. Yeah. I, I see that. 1195 01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:39,706 Why don't we try swapping places? 1196 01:04:39,786 --> 01:04:40,539 Okay. 1197 01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:43,712 And Holm, you can start the, you start the action this time 1198 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,613 - and then Greg, you join in - Uh-huh. 1199 01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:48,645 With a line... 1200 01:04:48,725 --> 01:04:52,150 Okay. That's... you're not doing an action, Holm. 1201 01:04:52,230 --> 01:04:54,430 That's, you're making him lie down. Okay. 1202 01:04:54,510 --> 01:04:56,108 I guess we're just gonna do this scene. 1203 01:04:57,690 --> 01:04:59,890 Well, that was interesting. 1204 01:04:59,970 --> 01:05:01,660 Yeah. I find it a little weird 1205 01:05:01,740 --> 01:05:04,605 that they wouldn't let me do the scene that I wanted to do. 1206 01:05:04,685 --> 01:05:07,645 Well, you can't really force a scene in improv, you know? 1207 01:05:07,725 --> 01:05:09,000 Well, I guess. 1208 01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:15,130 You want to try this place? 1209 01:05:15,210 --> 01:05:18,255 Oh, no, it looks too crowded. 1210 01:05:18,335 --> 01:05:19,921 How about the counter? 1211 01:05:20,001 --> 01:05:22,780 No, I just had In-N-Out the other day. 1212 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:28,730 Oh, you know, I'm thinking, I'm probably 1213 01:05:28,810 --> 01:05:30,370 gonna move to New Jersey soon. 1214 01:05:31,270 --> 01:05:35,365 What? Uh, won't you miss LA? 1215 01:05:35,445 --> 01:05:36,380 Maybe a little. 1216 01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:38,233 Well then, why would you move? 1217 01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:42,787 Uh, just to be closer to family. And, 1218 01:05:42,867 --> 01:05:46,525 all my classes are online now, so... yeah. 1219 01:05:46,605 --> 01:05:47,605 It's better. 1220 01:05:48,622 --> 01:05:50,275 You'll be close to New York. 1221 01:05:50,355 --> 01:05:52,610 Pretty close. 1222 01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:54,591 I'll visit you, right? 1223 01:05:54,671 --> 01:05:58,032 Ah-hm... yeah, you could visit. 1224 01:05:58,112 --> 01:05:59,900 You know, 'cause I used to have some friends 1225 01:05:59,980 --> 01:06:02,540 and then they weren't. I had a, a friend, he moved 1226 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:05,267 to New York and then I never heard from him again. 1227 01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:09,440 - Oh, that sucks. - Yeah. 1228 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,890 Yeah. People can be kind of flaky sometimes. 1229 01:06:11,970 --> 01:06:12,970 Mm-hm. 1230 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,966 Well, do you wanna just walk around 1231 01:06:16,990 --> 01:06:18,500 and maybe we'll find a place? 1232 01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:19,580 Okay. 1233 01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:36,203 Whoa! Stop the car. 1234 01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:37,962 The bakery, the bake shop! 1235 01:06:38,042 --> 01:06:38,970 I'm not stopping the car. 1236 01:06:39,050 --> 01:06:40,570 No, they have really good stuff there. 1237 01:06:44,442 --> 01:06:47,529 Woo hoo! Par-tay! 1238 01:06:47,609 --> 01:06:50,033 Looks fun, looks like my kind of scene! 1239 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,740 All right, well that was fun. Thanks for the invite. 1240 01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:02,165 What are you doing tomorrow? 1241 01:07:02,245 --> 01:07:05,720 Uh, tomorrow I'm writing... 1242 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:10,100 and, oh, I have a session with my therapist. 1243 01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:11,463 Wait, what? 1244 01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:15,279 Yeah, my therapist. I, I have a session. 1245 01:07:16,390 --> 01:07:17,390 Why? 1246 01:07:18,058 --> 01:07:21,770 Well, you know, even therapists have therapists. 1247 01:07:21,850 --> 01:07:25,900 Oh... yeah. Later. 1248 01:07:35,155 --> 01:07:37,271 You seem uneasy. 1249 01:07:38,737 --> 01:07:39,680 Really? 1250 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,790 Yes. I'm noticing a tick. 1251 01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:46,660 I'm going to tell you this only so you're aware of it. 1252 01:07:48,490 --> 01:07:50,203 You're scratching the back of your head. 1253 01:07:51,075 --> 01:07:55,249 Oh, well maybe it's because you were late. 1254 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,180 I do apologize for that. 1255 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:01,400 Perhaps one of our calming techniques can 1256 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,775 put you more at ease. 1257 01:08:04,270 --> 01:08:09,950 Okay. Um, yeah... How about the, the list... 1258 01:08:10,030 --> 01:08:12,560 maybe the listing of the five senses? 1259 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:15,927 Okay. If that's what you choose to do. 1260 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:18,845 Okay. 1261 01:08:18,925 --> 01:08:20,495 Okay. 1262 01:08:20,575 --> 01:08:21,941 Things I can smell... 1263 01:08:24,395 --> 01:08:29,721 Um... the musty smell of the old room. Uh... 1264 01:08:31,855 --> 01:08:32,883 dust, maybe. 1265 01:08:32,963 --> 01:08:33,963 Uh... 1266 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,652 things I can see... 1267 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,315 a chair, 1268 01:08:41,356 --> 01:08:44,679 a plant, Dr. Nauberger? 1269 01:08:45,629 --> 01:08:46,629 What's up? 1270 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,050 W-what are you doing here? 1271 01:08:49,130 --> 01:08:50,400 Well, I just wanted 1272 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,970 to see a therapy session. A real one. 1273 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,090 Hi, I'm Dr. Nauberger, at your service. 1274 01:08:57,170 --> 01:08:59,797 Dr. Nauberger? 1275 01:09:00,718 --> 01:09:02,928 This is the guy I was telling you about. 1276 01:09:04,143 --> 01:09:04,896 Oh. 1277 01:09:04,976 --> 01:09:07,020 Dr. Nauberger at your service. 1278 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:11,910 Dr. Nauberger, this is a confidential therapy session. 1279 01:09:11,990 --> 01:09:14,251 Oh, but it's only for educational purposes, 1280 01:09:14,331 --> 01:09:16,440 so it is okay. 1281 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,750 If you would please leave us now, 1282 01:09:18,830 --> 01:09:20,884 so Greg and I can resume. 1283 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,940 But I'm Greg's therapy patient, 1284 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:26,281 and therefore we have doctor client privileges 1285 01:09:26,361 --> 01:09:28,050 and it's okay. 1286 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:29,841 I'm very confused. 1287 01:09:29,921 --> 01:09:31,623 Yeah, me too. Why you being mean? 1288 01:09:40,370 --> 01:09:41,887 Look, that was weird, Holm. 1289 01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:43,331 You can't just follow people around 1290 01:09:43,355 --> 01:09:44,520 and spy on them like that. 1291 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,340 Yeah, but I just didn't want to feel left out. 1292 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,811 No spying! 1293 01:09:49,703 --> 01:09:52,194 Okay. You wanna go to lunch? 1294 01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:55,283 No. I, I gotta go. 1295 01:09:56,224 --> 01:09:57,224 See ya. 1296 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,690 Brian? 1297 01:10:22,139 --> 01:10:23,139 Doctor... 1298 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,470 Dr. Nauberger? 1299 01:10:25,550 --> 01:10:26,550 Yeah. 1300 01:10:26,595 --> 01:10:28,331 Dr. Nauberger! 1301 01:10:28,411 --> 01:10:30,011 I've been looking for you. 1302 01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:32,225 I've been to every dumpster. 1303 01:10:33,735 --> 01:10:34,771 I found my id. 1304 01:10:36,043 --> 01:10:37,043 I found my id! 1305 01:10:37,917 --> 01:10:39,420 Look at me, Dr. Nauberger! 1306 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,719 Look what you've done! 1307 01:10:41,799 --> 01:10:42,865 The Groupon! 1308 01:10:43,778 --> 01:10:46,102 Look where it's gotten me! 1309 01:11:15,414 --> 01:11:16,817 Hey, it's Greg. Leave a message, 1310 01:11:16,897 --> 01:11:18,137 and I'll get right back to you. 1311 01:11:18,813 --> 01:11:21,520 Hi Greg, i-it's Holm. Call me. 1312 01:13:06,725 --> 01:13:08,920 We're sorry. You have reached a number 1313 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,106 that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. 1314 01:14:14,129 --> 01:14:15,129 Gah! 1315 01:14:50,925 --> 01:14:51,925 Ah! 1316 01:14:53,158 --> 01:14:54,383 Come on! 1317 01:14:55,233 --> 01:14:56,583 Were's my tent? 1318 01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:23,152 God, can Greg be my friend? 1319 01:15:23,232 --> 01:15:24,232 Please? 1320 01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:28,673 Please, let Greg be my friend. 1321 01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,791 Please. 1322 01:16:17,515 --> 01:16:19,070 - Dad? - Hi Allie. 1323 01:16:19,150 --> 01:16:20,228 What's up? 1324 01:16:20,308 --> 01:16:22,970 Well, I kind of moved out of my place 1325 01:16:23,050 --> 01:16:25,730 and I was wondering if I could take you up on your offer. 1326 01:16:25,810 --> 01:16:29,153 I, I kind of need a place to stay. 1327 01:16:30,340 --> 01:16:32,060 I have a job lined up. 1328 01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:33,860 I can do psychiatry on the side 1329 01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:35,827 and I'm gonna go to school for it. 1330 01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:39,850 But I thought you said having a license was dumb. 1331 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:44,085 Well it is kind of dumb, but I'll put up with it. 1332 01:16:57,815 --> 01:16:59,143 Let me show you your room. 1333 01:17:01,593 --> 01:17:03,678 What a beautiful place you have here. 1334 01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:07,647 Here it is. 1335 01:17:08,555 --> 01:17:09,555 Wow. 1336 01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:19,050 You're probably gonna need another pillow. 1337 01:17:19,130 --> 01:17:21,847 Maybe an extra blanket. Hold on. 1338 01:19:00,346 --> 01:19:01,535 Hello? 1339 01:19:01,615 --> 01:19:03,176 What's up? 1340 01:19:03,256 --> 01:19:04,717 Hey, not much. 1341 01:19:04,797 --> 01:19:08,640 Just um, reading the paper. Eating breakfast. 1342 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,410 You changed your number. 1343 01:19:10,490 --> 01:19:12,840 Yeah, I've, uh, kind of been getting a lot of 1344 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,580 spam calls recently. 1345 01:19:14,660 --> 01:19:15,871 Where are you? 1346 01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:17,580 I'm in New Jersey. 1347 01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:19,413 Who's your governor? 1348 01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:22,440 I don't know, uh, Murphy, something. 1349 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:24,144 Governor Eddie Murphy? 1350 01:19:24,224 --> 01:19:26,610 No. 1351 01:19:26,690 --> 01:19:28,272 You know I'm joking, right? 1352 01:19:29,990 --> 01:19:31,369 Yeah. 1353 01:19:31,449 --> 01:19:33,135 Guess where I am? 1354 01:19:33,215 --> 01:19:34,535 I don't know, where? 1355 01:19:34,615 --> 01:19:35,815 Come on, guess! 1356 01:19:36,664 --> 01:19:38,460 You're at the... park? 1357 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:45,380 Can you hear that? I... see... animals, and... 1358 01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:47,250 Uh, you're at the zoo! 1359 01:19:47,330 --> 01:19:51,600 No. I see, ah, big animals with whiskers. 1360 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:55,290 They're big and fat and wet and they're by the water. 1361 01:19:55,370 --> 01:19:58,590 - Oh, the beach? - Yes! 1362 01:19:58,670 --> 01:20:02,490 Ah, yeah, I think I know where that beach is. 1363 01:20:02,570 --> 01:20:06,398 Hm. So when are you gonna move back to LA? 1364 01:20:07,563 --> 01:20:08,450 Um... 1365 01:20:08,530 --> 01:20:11,590 I don't know. I, I don't think anytime soon or anything. 1366 01:20:11,670 --> 01:20:12,670 Oh. 1367 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:14,400 Tell me a joke. 1368 01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:18,640 It's a little early in the morning for me to think of one. 1369 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,260 Okay, I'll tell you one. 1370 01:20:20,340 --> 01:20:22,210 There was this guy and this chicken and a duck 1371 01:20:22,290 --> 01:20:24,370 or maybe it was a fowl, and, um... 1372 01:20:24,450 --> 01:20:26,560 Oh yeah, right, the foul. 1373 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:27,850 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 1374 01:20:27,930 --> 01:20:30,550 So there was a fowl and a guy and everybody 1375 01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:33,760 and they wanted to cross the road, but why? 1376 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:35,620 Well, to go into the bar. 1377 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:36,760 So they go into the bar 1378 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,340 and of course there was a priest there 1379 01:20:39,420 --> 01:20:42,700 and the bartender says to the horse, why the long face? 1380 01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:43,780 You get it? 1381 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:47,560 - Nice. Yeah. - But did you get it? 1382 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:50,560 Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty funny actually. 1383 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,980 Alright. 'Kay. 1384 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,430 So is there anything you want to say to me 1385 01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:02,105 before we say goodbye? 1386 01:21:03,270 --> 01:21:04,998 No, I think that's it. 1387 01:21:05,078 --> 01:21:06,078 Okay. 1388 01:21:07,170 --> 01:21:08,880 Well, you're a good guy, Greg. 1389 01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:11,777 Thanks. You too. 1390 01:21:11,857 --> 01:21:15,160 Listen, if you ever get bored, call me. 1391 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,743 Okay. 1392 01:21:16,823 --> 01:21:17,823 Later. 1393 01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:19,653 Later. 1394 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,370 Greg! What are you doing down there? 1395 01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,370 Dr. Nauberger? 1396 01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:44,728 What's up! 1397 01:21:44,808 --> 01:21:47,129 Wha-what is this? Rolls-Royce? 1398 01:21:47,209 --> 01:21:49,670 Yeah! Well, what were you expecting? A Ferrari? 1399 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,128 And how? 1400 01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:54,280 Oh, it doesn't matter. 1401 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:58,242 But... uh... Let's just call it the power of now. 1402 01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:01,067 Come on, get in! 1403 01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:05,296 Ah, come on, you trickster! 1404 01:22:08,087 --> 01:22:10,994 ♪ Feeling ♪ 1405 01:22:11,074 --> 01:22:14,190 ♪ it's never going up again ♪ 1406 01:22:14,270 --> 01:22:17,880 ♪ Like piloting ♪ 1407 01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,951 ♪ without a wing ♪ 1408 01:22:21,031 --> 01:22:24,340 ♪ I twist this up inside my head ♪ 1409 01:22:24,420 --> 01:22:27,350 ♪ I turn it off won't let you in ♪ 1410 01:22:27,430 --> 01:22:30,859 ♪ So let's pretend ♪ 1411 01:22:30,939 --> 01:22:34,607 ♪ we know the end ♪ 1412 01:22:34,687 --> 01:22:37,826 ♪ Then you ♪ 1413 01:22:37,906 --> 01:22:40,858 ♪ pull me through ♪ 1414 01:22:40,938 --> 01:22:45,938 ♪ And it feels new ♪ 1415 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,905 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1416 01:22:49,985 --> 01:22:52,942 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1417 01:22:53,022 --> 01:22:58,022 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1418 01:23:01,255 --> 01:23:04,299 ♪ I can't ♪ 1419 01:23:04,379 --> 01:23:07,125 ♪ let it all break down again ♪ 1420 01:23:07,205 --> 01:23:10,484 ♪ Fast-forward it ♪ 1421 01:23:10,564 --> 01:23:14,076 ♪ to see the end ♪ 1422 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,707 ♪ Trying hard to let you in ♪ 1423 01:23:17,787 --> 01:23:20,631 ♪ And replay everything you said ♪ 1424 01:23:20,711 --> 01:23:23,966 ♪ Can we pretend ♪ 1425 01:23:24,046 --> 01:23:27,560 ♪ we're over this ♪ 1426 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,656 ♪ Then you ♪ 1427 01:23:30,736 --> 01:23:33,741 ♪ pull me through ♪ 1428 01:23:33,821 --> 01:23:38,821 ♪ And it feels new ♪ 1429 01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:43,892 ♪ I'll stay ♪ 1430 01:23:43,972 --> 01:23:47,360 ♪ and throw away ♪ 1431 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:52,440 ♪ Everything I knew ♪ 1432 01:23:52,883 --> 01:23:56,047 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1433 01:23:56,127 --> 01:23:59,455 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1434 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:02,769 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1435 01:24:02,849 --> 01:24:04,657 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1436 01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:25,849 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1437 01:24:25,929 --> 01:24:29,100 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1438 01:24:29,180 --> 01:24:33,758 ♪ To be with you ♪ 1439 01:24:33,838 --> 01:24:36,825 ♪ Then you ♪ 1440 01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:40,025 ♪ pull me through ♪ 1441 01:24:40,105 --> 01:24:45,105 ♪ And it feels new ♪ 1442 01:24:46,868 --> 01:24:50,061 ♪ I'll stay ♪ 1443 01:24:50,141 --> 01:24:53,405 ♪ and throw away ♪ 1444 01:24:53,485 --> 01:24:58,485 ♪ Everything I knew ♪ 1445 01:24:59,036 --> 01:25:01,260 ♪ To be with you ♪ 93435

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