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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:06,610 Hey guys, who wants to help me clean graffiti along Route 5? 2 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:11,850 I'd love to, but I've decided today's a me day. 3 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,610 So you're just going to sit around and be a lazy slob? 4 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,310 No, it's a bite me day. 5 00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:29,250 Why would I help get graffiti off? I put half of it on. 6 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,560 Do some people consider graffiti an art form? 7 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:36,260 Oh, okay, what's artistic about Kyle Rule? 8 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,320 And why do you always write that? 9 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,840 It lets people know who rules. 10 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,920 TJ, what about you? 11 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:45,640 I'm trying to fix your flat tire. 12 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:49,040 When did I get a flat tire? That day you told me not to ride your bike. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,440 I see, so it doesn't benefit you in some way you're not interested. 14 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,640 How very noble. 15 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,920 I'm collecting money to build a children's hospital. Give me some. 16 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:07,580 Since when did you start caring about sick kids, Brenda? 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,820 The same time you started caring about graffiti. 18 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,060 When the paper announced the Caring Kids Award. 19 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:17,620 How very noble. 20 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,980 I've never graffitied in a children's hospital. 21 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,139 Here's five. 22 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:25,760 Don't tell her. She doesn't deserve to win. 23 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,840 Give me that. Not today, baby. 24 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,080 Give it to me. 25 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:32,850 Okay, 26 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,730 come on. Break it up, you two lovebirds. 27 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,690 Look, Dad, I can explain, okay? 28 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:42,530 Brenda and I are competing for... When 29 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:48,630 I catch him, he's going to need that children's hospital. 30 00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:54,090 Okay, I'm going to work. 31 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:55,710 What are you guys doing today? 32 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,050 Play knocking in the backyard. 33 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,450 The backyard? 34 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,740 Come on, you're just going to get old lady Riley screaming at you and calling 35 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:02,740 the cops. 36 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,280 We could cut her phone line. 37 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,080 Can't you just play in the street? 38 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:10,419 DJ's already been hit by a car once. 39 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,440 What are the odds of that happening again? 40 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,680 All right, just stay out of her hair, okay? 41 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,400 Well, hey, Dad, wouldn't it be easier to stay out of your hair? Because you 42 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,480 don't have any, get it? 43 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,000 with unpatriotic. 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,780 All right, all right. For this one counts! 45 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,580 Go over to Riley's window. 46 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,040 She's old. Maybe she didn't hear. 47 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,240 Hi, Mrs. Riley. 48 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,080 Little help? 49 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,500 My aim isn't very good, so... 50 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:15,730 Hold still. 51 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:25,210 I demand to speak to your father right now. Where is he? 52 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,510 Why? What did he do? 53 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:32,310 He's at work. 54 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:35,430 But if you'd like to leave a message, we'll be sure to pass it along. 55 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:39,570 Oh, I've got a message, all right. 56 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:46,450 Tell him his rotten, no -good punk t... Teenage sons broke my window again, and 57 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,330 I'm sick of it. I tell you, sick of it. 58 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:53,750 Well, can I just say you're sick of it, or do I have to say I'm sick of it? I 59 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:54,750 tell you, sick of it. 60 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,250 Go on. 61 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:06,850 I'm sick of your smart mouths, your firecrackers in my mailbox, your ugly 62 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,630 mutt pooping on my lawn. 63 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,600 Now we'll never know what she's most sick of. 64 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,760 Hey, old lady Riley. 65 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,460 You okay? 66 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,300 I think she's having a heart attack. 67 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:00,900 What do we do? 68 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,400 Let's go get her ball back. 69 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,320 You can't just let her die. 70 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,700 Eh, who are we to play God? 71 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,680 Call 9 -1 -1. 72 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,980 Old lady down. Old lady down. 73 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,740 Sounds pretty quiet in there. 74 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:29,220 No. 75 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,240 Okay, check her purse. 76 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,360 Her purse? 77 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,660 Oh, sorry. 78 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Pulse. 79 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,080 Nothing. Nothing? 80 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,200 Yeah, yeah, we know CPR. 81 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,460 Give her CPR. 82 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,520 I'm not putting my mouth on that witch. You do it. 83 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:57,320 You're the one who gave her the heart attack. 84 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,820 We all gave her a heart attack. 85 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,280 Come on, TJ, let's go. Time to be a man. 86 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,040 I can't even blow up a balloon. 87 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,280 Hey, make Kyle do it. He'll put his mouth anywhere. 88 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,380 I'm not doing it. Why not? I don't need a reason. 89 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,820 Fine. I'll do it. 90 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,250 I can't do it. 91 00:06:29,190 --> 00:06:30,390 Oh, this is not good. 92 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:34,830 Yeah. When Dad sees a dead body on our floor, he's going to think that we have 93 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:35,830 something to do with it. 94 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:39,710 Wait. 95 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:41,670 Jam and spike pump in her mouth. 96 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:51,250 What if she explodes? 97 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:52,730 That'd be awesome. 98 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,000 Just shut up and massage your chest. 99 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:58,820 Not likely. 100 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Here. 101 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,280 Use the toilet plunger. 102 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,040 You don't remember? 103 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:30,500 Last I recall, I was tearing you boys a new one. 104 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,960 Are you okay, Miss Riley? 105 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:36,440 What did you do to her? 106 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,180 We didn't do anything, I swear. 107 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,580 Ma 'am, tell me your name. 108 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,380 Agnes Riley. 109 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,620 What day is it? 110 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:45,860 Friday. Is it Friday already? 111 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,620 Ma 'am, this is where you flew by. 112 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,900 Why don't you go with her to the ER? 113 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:54,450 Had them check her out. 114 00:07:55,130 --> 00:07:57,030 Just to be on the safe side, Mrs. Riley. 115 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:01,930 Hey, do I have to go, too? 116 00:08:02,490 --> 00:08:05,510 You know, I really... I don't think she's going to make it. And I have 117 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:06,510 basketball tickets. 118 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:11,810 Okay. 119 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:20,430 What happened? She collapsed and almost died. 120 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,610 But we brought her back from the dead. 121 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:25,780 You gave her CPR? 122 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Just like I taught you? 123 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,920 Did your mouth form a tight seal over hers? 124 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,260 Oh, yeah, super tight. 125 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,860 It was textbook CPR, Dad. 126 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,780 Yeah, it was no big deal. So, how was your day? 127 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:48,040 What's with the modesty? You guys are heroes. 128 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,700 The whole town should know what you did. Whoa, whoa. 129 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:54,210 That's not necessary, Dad. 130 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:56,790 Hey, I'm proud of you guys. 131 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,550 And you don't know the perks of being a hero. 132 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:02,550 You're going to have girls crawling all over you. 133 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:08,310 Well, I guess it's okay to tell a few people. 134 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,210 Yeah. Kids don't have that many heroes these days. 135 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,430 I'm back and your highway is graffiti free. 136 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:24,770 You're welcome. Shut up! 137 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:27,630 We're on TV. 138 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:29,710 Why? Shut up! 139 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:36,990 I'm standing here with the Savage family, ordinary teenage boys, but today 140 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:40,270 did something quite extra -ordinary. 141 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,710 They bravely saved the life of their elderly neighbor. 142 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:48,030 What thoughts were racing through your head at that moment? 143 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:52,030 Actually, our heads were surprisingly empty, Chet. 144 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:57,450 You see, in a situation like that, you don't have time to think. 145 00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:58,990 You just act. 146 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,070 Incredible. 147 00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:03,890 Not incredible. 148 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,010 Heroic. 149 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:12,150 I looked her in the face and screamed, You will not die! Not on my watch! 150 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,550 That's almost like something you'd see in a movie. 151 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,330 Yes. 152 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:19,630 Almost. 153 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:26,400 We believe that every life is precious, even really old ones. 154 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:33,940 And with the Caring Kids Award coming up, I'd say these caring kids are a shoo 155 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:38,880 -in. Jack Pringle, action -breaking news here on a porch with some children. 156 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:49,180 You guys are nominated for a Caring Kids Award? 157 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,150 You should be proud of your brothers, Sam. 158 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,610 They're not caring kids. I'm a caring kid. 159 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:05,190 Sam, I'm as surprised as you are, but your brothers did something good today. 160 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,170 They saved a human life. 161 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:10,810 They deserve your congratulations, not your anger. 162 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,370 Congratulations. I'm proud to be your brother. 163 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:18,990 Was that so hard? 164 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,070 I'm going upstairs. 165 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:22,490 Don't use the phone. 166 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,150 We've got an interview with Team People. 167 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:25,490 Team People? 168 00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:29,450 Congratulations, it's a fine magazine. 169 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:36,270 Look, we're on the front page of the paper. 170 00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:38,410 Well, not you. 171 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,610 Here's a story that's kind of about you, Sam. 172 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:50,430 Route 5 retaining wall slated for demolition. 173 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,439 she doing here? 174 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,700 If she starts dying, I call saving her. 175 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,820 Ah, my poor little angels. 176 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,960 Who wants some home -baked chocolate chip cookies? 177 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,360 Oh. 178 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,800 These cookies are for the boys who saved my life. 179 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,920 Did you save my life? 180 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:21,260 Well, I wasn't home, but... Then put the cookie down. 181 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,300 It's okay, Mrs. Riley. 182 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:28,870 He's with us. 183 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:32,610 Just one. 184 00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:34,730 The broken one. 185 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:39,210 Did the doctor tell you it was all right to be up and around? 186 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:40,590 Oh, doctors. 187 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,830 They're just lawyers with rubber gloves. 188 00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:47,950 I brought something else for you, boy. Money! I want money! 189 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:56,650 Why don't you come over later? I'll bake a cake and we'll play canasta. 190 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,600 Congratulations, guys. I really mean it this time. 191 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,760 That was a bad sport. I'm sorry. 192 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,420 You should be. We're great. 193 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,840 I painted over eight miles of graffiti. 194 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,260 You saved a person. 195 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:22,820 You're going to be tough to beat. 196 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:27,120 Just going to have to get out there and do some more caring things. 197 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,100 Maybe I'll get lucky and rescue some nuns from a fiery bus crash. 198 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,760 He's being a pretty good sport. 199 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:35,860 Maybe we should share the money. 200 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:37,340 Nah, give him the cookies instead. 201 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360 back on the bike. 202 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:30,010 to mouth my ass. 203 00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:37,130 One more thing before I go. I'm thinking of doing a story on you guys for the 204 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:38,130 school paper. 205 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:44,170 Well, we're more comfortable on TV, but we can do print. 206 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:46,890 First question. 207 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,630 Who actually administered the CPR? 208 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:50,610 All of you. 209 00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:55,090 All of you? Oh, yeah, well, we all took a whack at her. 210 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,190 How come you're not writing anything down? 211 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,080 Oh, it's all up here. Second question. 212 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,960 Wasn't it kind of gross putting your mouth on that mean old face? 213 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,880 I didn't see a mean old face. 214 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,140 I just saw a human being in need. 215 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:17,000 Oh, give me a break. You guys are such liars. Heroes don't lie. 216 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,760 You wouldn't know that because you're not a hero. 217 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,500 And neither are you. Here's the real hero. This interview is over. 218 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,440 So you admit it. You didn't breathe life back into that old lady. You just blew 219 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,480 her up like a pool toy. 220 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,720 Hey, she's alive, isn't she? 221 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,800 And we have nothing to be ashamed of. 222 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,240 If you have nothing to be ashamed of, then why didn't you tell the reporters 223 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,119 it really happened? 224 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,600 They wanted heroes, so we pretended to be heroes. That's what heroes do. 225 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,560 Yeah, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made. They just want to eat 226 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,560 sausage. 227 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,460 You could have killed that poor woman. 228 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,580 You don't care about her. You just care about your stupid award. 229 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,340 That we're going to win if there's any justice in this world. 230 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,380 If there's anything that deserves that award, it's this pump. 231 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,700 Yeah, like you cleaned all that graffiti off by yourself. 232 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,380 You didn't get any help from a paintbrush. 233 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,460 Let me ask you this, heroes. 234 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:23,610 Where would Mrs. Riley be if we didn't own a bike pump? I'll tell you where 235 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:26,730 she'd be. She'd be dead. And knowing how lazy you guys are, you would have just 236 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,030 kicked her body under the couch. 237 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:32,110 We would have buried her in the basement. 238 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:37,670 The bottom line is she would have died and it would have been all your fault. 239 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,510 Hello? 240 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,210 Hey, Heather. 241 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,570 A party in our honor? 242 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,920 All right. 243 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,260 Yeah, of course we'll teach you how to do CPR. 244 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,040 Did you guys hear anything I just said? 245 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,480 Oh, yeah, we heard it, but we're going to stick with the hero thing. 246 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,440 So, you going to rat us out, rat face? 247 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,500 Well, unfortunately, Dad's really proud of you. 248 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:14,119 I don't want to take that away from him, so don't worry. I'll keep your dirty 249 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:14,979 little secret. 250 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,400 And we'll keep yours. 251 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,050 We're really gonna stick it to your brother. 252 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,790 Why are we even up here? 253 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,850 Hey, we did good things, too. 254 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,610 I painted over graffiti. 255 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:38,310 I worked in a soup kitchen. 256 00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:41,050 I wrote a 30 -second play for the ADD kids. 257 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:47,350 Besides, it ain't over till the guy announces the winner. 258 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,410 Good evening. 259 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:54,590 Tonight, we're here to celebrate the caring kids of our town. 260 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,160 Like the ones who saved a human life. 261 00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,480 Way to go, boy! 262 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:08,080 Or the one who was trying to open a children's hospital and has raised a 263 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,660 of $22? 264 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,160 $14. I went to the movies. 265 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:20,800 Or the one who painted over eight miles of soon -to -be -demolished highway 266 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800 walls. 267 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,000 I did other stuff, too. 268 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,210 Way to go, Sammy boy. 269 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:35,050 And the winner is... Sam Savage, Sam Savage, Sam Savage. 270 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,070 Not Brenda, not Brenda, not Brenda. 271 00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:39,910 I can hear you. 272 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:45,930 The winner is... Why don't you just get LASIK? 273 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:50,850 The winner is... Who else? 274 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,570 The CPR kids. 275 00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,320 keeping the 14 bucks and buying myself a model. 276 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:06,940 I'm told that we have a tape of the 911 call so we can hear our caring kids in 277 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:07,940 action. 278 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:12,940 Yeah, we know CPR. 279 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,300 Give her CPR! 280 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,840 That doesn't sound like me. I have a deep, manly voice. 281 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,080 I'm not putting my mouth on that witch. You do it. 282 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,220 Make Kyle put his mouth anywhere. 283 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,400 You left the phone off the hook, you idiot. 284 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,400 Okay, they were a little scared at first, but trust me, the heroic part is 285 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,340 coming. Jam his bike pump in her mouth. 286 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,100 What if she explodes? 287 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,860 That would be awesome. 288 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,260 I never said that. 289 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,920 Hey, use the toilet plunger. 290 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Or that. 291 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,580 All right, I've heard enough. You take those medals off, you cowards. 292 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:02,240 You aren't carrying kids. You're nothing but a bunch of no -good rotten punks. 293 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,420 these kids. 294 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,060 I really do. 295 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,100 They're noisy, surly, disrespectful, 296 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,360 smelly boys. 297 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:25,320 But I would not be up here today if it weren't for their reckless and stupid 298 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,700 actions. So to me, they'll always be heroes. 299 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:52,140 I said we were your heroes. 300 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,360 That was just for the press. 301 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,280 Now pick up the pace. You're boring me. 302 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,900 And where are my tea sandwiches? 303 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,580 Coming. 304 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,660 Coming. 305 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,140 Those have crusts on them. 306 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,640 Well, just eat them, you old nut. 307 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,620 Nothing, Mrs. Riley. 308 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,720 I didn't think so. 21850