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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,020 Hey, you gotta call a shot first. 2 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:12,940 Okay. Swedish meatball, a potato tot, and a corner pocket. 3 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:20,700 Yes! 4 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,780 Pay up, losers. No way, the pocket moved. 5 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,800 You guys have been cooped up all day. 6 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:32,280 Why don't you go outside and toss around the old meatloaf? 7 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:39,990 Who wants light bulbs? 8 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:41,110 Me! Me! 9 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:43,670 Me! Wait, did you just say light bulbs? 10 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:45,050 I thought I said light beer. 11 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:50,110 Yeah, I went down to Gene's Hardware Store to get a light bulb. He gave me a 12 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:50,969 dozen for free. 13 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:52,810 Oh! Picked up your dry cleaner, too, Nick. 14 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,170 Also free. 15 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:56,190 Why is everyone giving you free stuff? 16 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:57,470 Are you dying? 17 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:01,250 A lot of stores won't take money from firemen when they're on duty. 18 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:05,610 Because if they don't give you free stuff, you don't put out their fires. 19 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:08,770 Very cool, Dad. 20 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:14,790 No. It's because it's their way of saying thanks for the job that we do. 21 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:18,910 Which is why we don't take advantage of the uniform by wearing it when we're off 22 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:19,910 duty. 23 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:23,790 You should get some free stuff for yourself, Dad. 24 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,810 Like a bike or a monkey. 25 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:28,270 Or a gun. 26 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:31,050 Or a monkey. 27 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:35,290 You know, a fireman's uniform means a lot more to me than free stuff. 28 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,470 My father wore that uniform. 29 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,840 And I'd like to think that one day one of my sons will wear it, too. 30 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:48,200 What? Well, no offense, Dad, but we have other plans that don't involve fire. 31 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:53,980 Yeah. I'm going to be a rock star, a movie star, some kind of star. Not a 32 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:54,980 star. 33 00:01:56,140 --> 00:02:00,760 I plan on kicking around the NFL for two years and then living off my supermodel 34 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,760 wife. 35 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,320 That used to be my dream. 36 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:12,590 All I know is I can't think of anything more rewarding than saving lives or 37 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:13,590 homes. 38 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:16,170 Oh, hey, we've got to work tonight. 39 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:18,050 Ah, damn it. It's my day off. 40 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:22,490 What happened to saving lives? Not on my day off. 41 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:25,370 Full pleasure. 42 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,250 Got it for free? 43 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:31,150 What am I supposed to do with Kyle and TJ? 44 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:35,650 Okay, I need one of you to stay home tonight, and what's your brother's? 45 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,170 Not me. 46 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:38,530 I got a date with some blonde. 47 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:40,130 I think this could be the one. 48 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:42,830 Yeah, sounds special. 49 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,450 Chris, 50 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:47,150 I suppose you got a date, too. 51 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:50,450 Sorry, Dad, but I promised Sarah Sullivan I'd come over tonight. 52 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,010 Her parents are missing, so she's got the house to herself. 53 00:02:58,530 --> 00:02:59,990 Sam, looks like you're my man. 54 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,790 So you just assumed that I don't have a date? 55 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:06,310 Well, it is Friday night. 56 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:12,590 As a matter of fact, I do have a date. With the unknown where anything can 57 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:13,590 happen. 58 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:15,610 Yet never does. 59 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:20,730 Hey, Dad, why can't we come down to the fire station and hang out with you? 60 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,150 Yeah. No kids allowed at the station. 61 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:24,930 Sorry, it's a rule. 62 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,570 No, it's not. 63 00:03:26,810 --> 00:03:27,810 It's my rule. 64 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,470 Besides, you're old enough to stay home alone. 65 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:34,150 Hey, Dad, watch me turn Kyle into a lamp. 66 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:39,090 Get in the car. 67 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,680 Great. Good for you. 68 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,560 They found Vera's parents. 69 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,320 Alive? 70 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,760 I didn't ask. 71 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,940 The point is, now I don't have a date. 72 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,600 That's okay. Neither do I. What happened? 73 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:37,900 She kept asking me where we're going, what time I was picking her up. I mean, 74 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,920 what are we, married? 75 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:43,880 As long as you guys don't have dates, I guess I'll just fly solo, too. 76 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,200 Hey, we got the house to ourselves. 77 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,480 Dad's working till midnight. 78 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,180 Why don't we throw a party? 79 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,540 Yeah, great idea! 80 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:59,240 Party! Okay, we gotta call people, get a keg, order food, burn a party mix. Move 81 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,240 the furniture out of the way. 82 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,320 Man, this is starting to sound like a lot of work. 83 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,080 Yeah, screw that. 84 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,040 You know, it really makes you appreciate the kids who do throw parties. 85 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,860 Yeah, we really should write them some thank you notes. 86 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,960 Let's just go out and get something to eat. 87 00:05:17,729 --> 00:05:19,610 Wait, you got any money? I'm broke. 88 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:20,910 Oh, me too. 89 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:26,230 Hey, I know a way that we can have fun. 90 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:29,530 And we don't need any money at all. 91 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:36,390 All we gotta do is put on some of Dad's fireman uniforms and people will be 92 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:37,710 handing us stuff for free. 93 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:41,430 That's crazy. We could get in really big trouble. 94 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:44,130 Dad said he'd hope we'd wear these uniforms someday. 95 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,150 Why not tonight? 96 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,590 Don't you want to make Dad's dream come true? 97 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,730 Can't you stop thinking of yourself for one second, Sam? 98 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,430 Wow, this really brings out my eyes. What do you think? 99 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,050 I'm going to climb down the fire pole first. You'll have to beat me to it, 100 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:10,070 sucker. 101 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:13,650 The pole's not here anymore, boys. 102 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:14,950 No pole? 103 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,900 A lot of the stations are taking them out because firemen were getting hurt. 104 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,000 Sprained ankles, wrenched knees, crotch burned. 105 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:26,440 Hey, I was not the only one, huh? Come on. 106 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,760 You were the only one who tried it without pants. 107 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,280 Well, then, how about taking us out for a ride on the fire truck? 108 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:37,920 We can shoot the water cannon at people. 109 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:44,090 Sure, and if a call comes in while we're out joyriding... The guys here can just 110 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,270 take a cab to the fire. 111 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:47,210 Or a bus. 112 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,590 Cab would be faster. 113 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:53,370 A fire truck only goes out on fires. 114 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:57,730 So, like, if there was a fire... Don't get any ideas. 115 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:03,370 So, there's no pole. 116 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:05,550 Can't fool around on the trucks. 117 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,730 So, what do you guys do around here? 118 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:09,590 We read. 119 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:10,890 Do crossword puzzles. 120 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:12,850 Balance our checkbooks? 121 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:16,870 Lately, I'm really hooked on that weather channel. 122 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,610 You would not want to live in Peru right now. 123 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:22,630 Very humid. 124 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,430 We used to play a lot of pinball. 125 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,290 Wow, you guys have a pinball machine? 126 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:29,509 We did. 127 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:31,630 Got smashed when we were taking out the pole. 128 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:36,630 I know something you guys might get a kick out of. 129 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:43,620 Okay, now Walter here is about to take a home cholesterol test. 130 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,200 That's tonight? 131 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,440 What's so fun about that? 132 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,900 Oh, well, we'd just like to guess what the number will be. 133 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,640 Yeah, the cholesterol test is the only game we got since the pinball machine 134 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,640 smashed. 135 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,660 So far, Walter has the highest score on both. 136 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,940 Uh, I'm going to say, uh, 225. 137 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:08,020 No, 245. 138 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,800 $2 .88. 139 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:11,920 You guys want in? 140 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,360 No. 141 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,720 Hey, if his cholesterol's high enough, he might get to ride in an ambulance. 142 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:22,360 I'm rooting for you, man. 143 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,760 See that drop of blood going on the test strip? 144 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,200 Well, now we just watch and wait. 145 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,779 Damn it. 146 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:37,460 Watch and wait. 147 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,680 Yeah, and you thought me getting a merit badge for sewing was gay. 148 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,360 Still do. 149 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:56,820 Now, you're sure you can change these back for Dad? 150 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,039 Oh, yeah. 151 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,140 Temporary changes are real easy with a tack stitch. 152 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,380 Now, if I'd been using a cross stitch or a cranny knot... Stop talking about 153 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:05,720 sewing or I'm going to pound you. 154 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,080 All right. 155 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,340 Let's go get some free stuff. 156 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,300 Okay, just remember, no getting greedy. 157 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:19,440 Dad risked his life in these uniforms, so let's not do anything to dishonor 158 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,480 them. We are the gods of fire! Bring us your gifts! 159 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,420 Okay, no more free espressos for Sam. 160 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:31,680 These uniforms work like magic. I've never gotten so much free food. 161 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,480 Can you imagine if we had to pay for all this broccoli? 162 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:37,780 It doesn't get any better than this. 163 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,120 Did you just see that? Those women smiled at us. Women, not girls. 164 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:50,520 Follow me, brother firefighters. 165 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,180 Wait, hey. 166 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,720 We can't get in there without IDs. 167 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,220 We're wearing our IDs. 168 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,600 Fire inspection. 169 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,640 What are you talking about? We just had a fire inspection last week. 170 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:03,960 Oh. 171 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,080 Hi, guys. 172 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,340 You mouthing off, jackass? 173 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:19,310 You let us in right now, or I'll shut this whole stinking fire trap down. 174 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,330 No, please don't. 175 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:25,270 This dance club and 12 others just like it. That's all I got in the world. 176 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:28,770 Let's go, boys. 177 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,890 He'll calm down after a couple of free drinks. 178 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,350 And a bucket of weed. 179 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,630 It's like we're in a beer commercial. 180 00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:58,150 You'd think I almost got stuck babysitting Kyle and PJ. 181 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:02,010 I'm sure they're happy they didn't get stuck with us either. 182 00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:09,010 Watch and wait. 183 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:25,060 A lot of people call us heroes, but we're really more like superheroes. 184 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,440 How do you walk into burning buildings? 185 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,700 Aren't you scared? 186 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,560 Ah, the only thing I fear is night. 187 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,300 When the dreams come. 188 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,560 And I'm alone. 189 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,560 to get you a drink? 190 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,680 A drink? 191 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:55,960 No, thank you. 192 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,400 I'm on duty. 193 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,420 In fact, I'm just inspecting this fire extinguisher here. 194 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,600 She's all right. 195 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,440 You seem awfully young to be a fireman. 196 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,040 To tell you the truth, I'm just a rookie. 197 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,840 They only let me put out small fires. 198 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:24,590 Yeah, the guys down at the station call me the Joker. 199 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:27,550 Because, uh, I'm always joking. 200 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,290 You know, puns, riddles, dingers. 201 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,550 Nothing dirty, though. It's not the Joker's style. 202 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:43,050 So there we were, surrounded by flames in this raging inferno, when I hear this 203 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,890 orphan baby crying. 204 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:56,750 grabbed the orphan baby and quickly changed his flaming diaper. 205 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,390 He changed his diaper? 206 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:07,330 Which gave me time to give CPR to a basket full of puppies. 207 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:11,390 So then I took the baby and... 208 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:17,430 And... 209 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:21,590 the winning cholesterol number is... 210 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,050 Oh, Kyle, you want to make the announcement? 211 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,390 No! 212 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:28,990 Ted, I don't care. 213 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,330 This is boring. 214 00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:31,910 Yeah, you guys are firemen. 215 00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:37,790 You're supposed to be smoking cigars, playing poker, swearing, chasing each 216 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:38,790 other with axes. 217 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,430 Street to the shoe repair store? 218 00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:57,790 What do you want to go over there for? 219 00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,090 Because it's not here. 220 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,390 Now, the boys are right. 221 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:07,370 We're pathetic. 222 00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:11,550 We should be having fun, not caring about Walter's elf. 223 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,610 Yeah, we'd love to hang out with you next Friday night. 224 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:36,430 But living a fireman's life, we may not even be alive next Friday night. 225 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,470 So how about tomorrow instead? 226 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:43,110 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'll still be alive tomorrow. 227 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,270 Then, here's a... 228 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,459 been, buddy? 229 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:06,500 We're lining up dates left and right. Well, I met a cute girl named Sheila, 230 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,500 we really hit it off. 231 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,700 I'll say. 232 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,960 Crap. 233 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,340 Guys, I think I'm having a baby. 234 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,260 Oh, you're definitely having a baby. 235 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,860 No, I mean now. 236 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,160 My water broke. I'm going into labor. 237 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,160 Come in here. Why didn't we just stop at Free Broccoli? 238 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:47,720 My wildest dream and worst nightmare just came crashing together. 239 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:53,420 Whole house. 240 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,640 Ladies on top. 241 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,000 Foxy said you never played poker before. 242 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,960 We haven't. But we've played lots of video poker. 243 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,880 Thanks for bringing us down here tonight, Dad. 244 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,240 Yeah, thanks, Nick. 245 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:16,220 Hey, uh... Do you guys think you could let me slide until next week? 246 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:18,840 What day next week? 247 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,700 Monday? No. 248 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,180 Hey, we just got a 911 call. Thank God. 249 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,260 Hey, you two behave. 250 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:38,770 I don't know. 251 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,170 Want to beat the CPR dummy up? 252 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:44,690 Yeah. 253 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,350 Hold his arms behind his back. 254 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:53,950 Stop. 255 00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:55,270 Stop. 256 00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:56,630 No more. 257 00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,530 Why are you guys just standing there? 258 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:00,930 Help her. 259 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:04,230 Yes, Sam, do something. It's your baby. 260 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,609 It is not. 261 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,579 It was Jack's idea to wear the uniforms he should deliver. 262 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:11,859 Christmas closest. 263 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,300 Pretend that she's hiking you a football. 264 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,240 A bloody football with legs. 265 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,980 Here it comes. 266 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,960 It's got no face. 267 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,600 That's the top of the head. 268 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,200 Oh, okay, cool. 269 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,340 Joker, where are you? 270 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880 I'm right here, Sheila. 271 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,120 You can do this. One more big push. 272 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:52,790 You have to cut the umbilical cord. 273 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:55,970 Oh, God. 274 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,150 Somebody call with a medical emergency? 275 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,570 Yeah, but you're too late. 276 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:06,630 The other fireman just delivered the kid. 277 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:08,850 Other fireman? 278 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:26,580 Over here. 279 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,960 What the hell is going on? 280 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,380 Well, what do you want to know first? 281 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:38,200 Why we're in your uniforms, why we're in a nightclub, or why we're covered in 282 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,200 baby goo? 283 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,020 So, are we still going out tomorrow? 284 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,960 Oh, yeah, that too. 285 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,820 Well, mother and baby check out fine, Nate. 286 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,320 Boys did a great job. 287 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,440 Who knows? You guys could actually wear those uniforms for real someday. 288 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,680 For real? 289 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,240 What do you mean? 290 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:16,360 Well, to be honest, we like to give the rookies a hard 291 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360 time. 292 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,060 Like this. 293 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,270 Back to the firehouse, boys, where I'm going to beat you. like you were my 294 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:28,770 teenage sons and I was your enraged father. 295 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:32,710 Good one, Captain. 296 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,150 You are a dummy, aren't you, fool? 297 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,500 I guess we'll have to hose it down. 20804