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Wow. Austin and Brooke's date
is sure taking a long time.
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Oh! Here they come.
Act like we're not watching them.
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We're not.
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Austin, I had a lot of fun today.
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I made this scrapbook
of our time together.
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Here's a napkin
from our first date,
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a mini-golf scorecard
from our second date,
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and a crouton
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from the salad we've just finished.
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Want to hang out Friday?
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Uh...
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I was supposed to hang out
with Dez, but sure.
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Aww.
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Hey, guys.
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Okay, enough boring love stuff.
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I've got some big news.
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Austin, what's something
you've asked for
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since I became your manager?
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To play Times Square
on new year's Eve?
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Close. I'm gonna get you
on the cover of "Cheeta Beat!"
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Whoa! That's huge.
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What up!
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They have this hot new celeb issue
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where they profile a rising star.
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Every hot new celeb
becomes a superstar.
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Beyoncé, Adele, Ryan Gosling,
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do you remember Jim Futch?
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No, who's he?
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Exactly.
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You don't remember him
because he wasn't a hot new celeb.
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If you fill out this questionnaire,
I know I can get them to pick you.
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Sweet!
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Name?
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Easy.
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It's gonna take a lot more
than that to stump Austin Moon.
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Oops. Too many o's.
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It's not a quiz.
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They want to know
what your life is like.
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Oh.
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Well, I like playing music,
hanging with my friends...
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Boring!
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It has to sound
unique and exciting.
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Look. Emma Stone races cars
through the streets of Romania!
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Jack Black teaches
sign language to grizzly bears!
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Well, Austin Moon
collects grizzly bears.
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It's Teddy bears.
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I'll just fill this out for you.
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I'm used to making myself
seem more impressive.
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How do you think I got
my job as a lifeguard?
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I can't even swim.
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♪ When the crowd wants more
I bring on the thunder ♪
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♪ 'Cause you got my back
And I'm not going under ♪
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♪ You're my point, you're my guard
♪ You're the perfect chord ♪
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♪ And I see our names together
On every billboard ♪
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♪ Headed for the top
Got it on lock ♪
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♪ We'll make 'em say "Hey!" ♪
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♪ And we'll keep rocking ♪
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♪ Oh, there's no way
I can make it without you ♪
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♪ Do it without you
Be here without you ♪
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♪ It's no fun
When you're doing it solo ♪
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♪ With you it's like, "Whoa"
Yeah, and I know ♪
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♪ I own this dream ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you with me ♪
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♪ There's no way
I can make it without you ♪
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♪ Do it without you
Be here without you ♪
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♪ Ally helps a customer ♪
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♪ Always gives correct change ♪
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♪ Puts the headphones in the bag
And says "have a nice day" ♪
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♪ She's got the Sonic Boom blues ♪
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You're really bored aren't you?
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Yep. Little bit.
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Austin, I've been on the phone
all morning with "Cheeta Beat."
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They're sending over their
top reporter to interview you.
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Whoa! Awesome!
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They must have loved
that questionnaire you filled out.
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Oh, and if she asks you're a
10th degree black belt in kung fu,
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you swim with sharks,
race motorcycles,
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and other crazy stuff
I can't remember.
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You shouldn't have lied.
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Being cool isn't about doing
crazy exciting things.
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It's those special qualities you
have deep down that make you cool.
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Yeah, that sounds like something
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an uncool person would say.
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All you have to do
to get the cover
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is impress Megan Simms.
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She's the most powerful
reporter in the biz.
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OMG!
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Austin Moon. It's really you.
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Not now, kid. We're waiting
for a reporter from "Cheeta Beat."
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I am the reporter.
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Megan Simms.
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But you're like, five.
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I'm 10. And I don't usually
get starstruck, but I am
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♪ Freaking! ♪
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And I'm having trouble
♪ Breathing ♪
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Oh, you must be Ally.
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- Oh!
- Austin's songwriter.
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You are like the most epic girl
♪ Ever ♪
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Thank you, Megan.
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You guys hear that?
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Most epic girl
♪ Ever ♪
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So let's get the interview started.
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There's no interview.
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I'm here to see Austin do
all the fun stuff he wrote about.
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What?
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You want the cover, don't you?
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I'm young, but I'm powerful.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go make a tinkle.
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I can't believe I have to do
all that stuff you just made up.
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Like being a kung fu expert.
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Well, it's not like I said
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you can break boards
with your bare hands.
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Oh wait. I did.
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Austin, the secret is to visualize
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your hand going through the board.
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It's a piece of cake.
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Hi-yah!
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Aah!
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Why did you say I know kung fu?
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'Cause I don't know
how to spell jujitsu.
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Besides, I didn't think you'd
actually have to do all this stuff.
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Just tell Megan the truth.
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You don't have to lie to be on the cover
of "Cheeta Beat." Just be yourself.
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This isn't just
about the cover anymore.
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If Austin doesn't go through
with all this crazy stuff,
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Megan will expose him
for being a huge liar.
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That could ruin my career.
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Not to mention your reputation
in the kung fu circuit.
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I so cannot believe
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Austin Moon is gonna break wood
with his bare hands.
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Neither can he.
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Megan.
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We're not really supposed
to use martial arts
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unless we're attacked.
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And this wood hasn't attacked me.
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So I'm not gonna fight it.
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You're totes hilar.
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But for reals, break it!
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Hi-yah!
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Whoo!
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Ha ha! Whoa!
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I mean...
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I meant to do that.
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That was awesome!
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Now try breaking a cinder block.
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I'm sure Austin would,
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but too bad we don't have any.
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Cinder block coming through.
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Uh...
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I've already shown Megan
that I clearly know kung fu.
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Wouldn't want to show off.
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Do it.
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Do it!
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Yeah. Do it.
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Do it.
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Hi-yah!
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I don't know what happened.
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Usually I can break those
no problem.
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Aw, did you hurt your hand?
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If only there was a way you could
have avoided punching concrete.
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Oh wait, there was.
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It's called not lying.
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There's a cool motorcycle.
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Where do you keep
your motorcycles?
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A pic of you on your bike
would be great for the cover.
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That is his motorcycle.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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It's one of his favorites.
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- It's so convenient.
- Very nice bike.
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You look so cool on that bike.
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That's cool with a "k."
Even cooler!
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Uh, Austin?
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A scary biker.
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Ooh, good idea.
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Okay, Megan.
We're done taking pictures.
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Nice bike.
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Austin! That lady's stealing
your motorcycle.
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Oh, no!
Do something Austin.
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Stop, you thief?
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Call the police.
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Right. I got this.
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We should definitely
call the police.
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Beep boop boop.
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Hello, police?
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Bye, police.
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I can't believe
you actually called the police.
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It's the least I can do.
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I know how much your
pretend motorcycle meant to you.
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You've already kung fu'd,
called the cops,
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and it's not even lunchtime!
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Speaking of,
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now I get to see you
eat your special lunch.
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My special lunch?
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Yeah. You remember what
you wrote on the questionnaire?
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You're on a high
protein insect diet.
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What?
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Don't blame me.
It was Dez's idea.
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I eat insects?
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I mean...
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I eat insects. Mmm.
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Too bad I left my lunch
at home and don't...
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Insects coming through!
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Crickets, low in fat,
high in antennae.
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I can't believe
you really eat bugs.
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That's so disgust.
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It's not so bad.
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Dez put them in spaghetti.
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Those are worms.
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You know, I'm really
not that hungry right now.
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Eat it!
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Ew.
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That was awesome!
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You are totes a hot new celeb.
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I'm gonna go call my editor.
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You hear that, Austin?
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You're a hot new celeb!
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Fingers crossed for the cover.
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By the way, are you gonna
eat the rest of these?
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I'm just glad she's leaving.
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I can't do any more of this stuff.
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Guys, my editor wants me
to see you do more of this stuff.
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I'm staying the whole weekend!
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The whole weekend?
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That is totes hilar.
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Sleepovers are so fun!
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Yeah! So much fun.
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Oh, look, Austin. Twinsies.
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What up?
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I brought stuffed animals.
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Who wants what?
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Aw, that's sweet, Megan.
But we've all outgrown...
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Dibs on the purple porcupine.
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You want to help
me finish my fort?
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Do I?
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This is a nightmare. We wouldn't be
in this mess if it wasn't for you.
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If you want to get
on the cover of "Cheeta Beat,"
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you gotta suck it up
for the weekend.
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Besides, it's not like you had
anything else better to do.
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I was gonna go on a date
with Brooke tonight.
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Scrapbook girl?
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Like I said, it's not
you had anything else better to do.
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Ally?
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You know what the best
part of tonight is?
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Getting to hang out with you.
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Really?
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Really?
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Really?
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My friends and I
think it is so epic
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that you write all
of Austin's songs.
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You're like so smart,
and pretty, and talented.
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Aww.
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That is so sweet.
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I'm just being myself.
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Completely honest.
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Well, it's getting pretty late.
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Maybe we should all go to sleep.
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Go to sleep?
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In the questionnaire, Austin said
you stay up all night jamming.
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Huh. I wonder why
I would write that
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since everyone knows
how cranky I get
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when I'm tired.
263
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:03,125
All right.
Okay. I'll play one song.
264
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,709
Yay!
265
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,291
- Just one.
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:09,500
♪ I'm a little butterfly ♪
267
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:13,458
♪ Spread my colorful wings ♪
268
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:18,166
♪ Even though I'm small and frail ♪
269
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,834
♪ I can do most anything ♪
270
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,667
♪ Butterfly ♪
271
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,750
Play it again!
272
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,417
Not again!
273
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,291
That was the 100th time.
274
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,250
It's morning now. Aren't you tired?
275
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,583
Why did you even bring
a sleeping bag
276
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:36,917
if you weren't gonna sleep?
277
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,667
I know, right?
278
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,500
I just had the worst nightmare.
279
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,542
We were hanging out
with this 10-year-old girl
280
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,208
and she just wouldn't
leave us alone.
281
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:56,792
Good morning, angel.
282
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,625
Sorry for canceling last night.
283
00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:03,333
I'd hang out tonight,
but I gotta work again.
284
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:06,208
You're not just blowing me off to
do something more fun, are you?
285
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,917
I've been up all night.
286
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,667
I had to floss crickets
out of my teeth!
287
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,500
Trust me.
I'm not having any fun.
288
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,667
I'll text you later.
289
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,333
Last night was the best!
290
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:20,208
I can't wait for tonight's party.
291
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,667
- Party?
- Huh?
292
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,458
Right.
293
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:27,250
Every Saturday Austin
throws an awesome theme party.
294
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,709
What's tonight's theme?
295
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,667
Uh...
296
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,792
Uh.
297
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,500
Tonight's theme is...
298
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:38,625
Glow in the dark!
299
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,667
Totes fantast!
300
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,083
Have fun putting
that together, Trish.
301
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,917
Megan and I are gonna
302
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,917
go extreme paintballing!
I like the sound of that.
303
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,417
I like the sound of that too.
Paintballing.
304
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,375
P-p-p-p-paint-ball-ing.
305
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,375
I'm supposed to pull this off
all my myself?
306
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,917
Get Ally to help you.
307
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
Oh.
308
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,542
Where is she anyway?
309
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,417
She went to go
throw her trash away
310
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,583
like 20 minutes ago
and fell asleep.
311
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,250
Hi, Ally.
312
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,834
Hey, everybody.
313
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,583
How was extreme paintball?
314
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,500
Extremely painful.
315
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,500
Especially when you're playing
with a 10-year-old sharpshooter.
316
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,000
I never saw her coming.
317
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,375
It's like she was everywhere.
318
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:40,667
Hey, here comes Austin's
new European supermodel girlfriend.
319
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,750
Enjoying the party?
320
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,583
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
321
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,959
I had to hire her
because I told "Cheeta Beat"
322
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,959
you were dating
a European supermodel.
323
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,834
How many things did you make up
in that questionnaire?
324
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,208
Not that I'm complaining.
325
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,667
Hi, I'm Megan.
326
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,375
- What's your name?
- Austin Moon my boyfriend.
327
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:08,333
You don't understand a word
any of us are saying, do you?
328
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,333
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
329
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,500
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
330
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,083
That's European model.
My girlfriend.
331
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,291
Time to play some music.
332
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,000
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
333
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,542
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
334
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,709
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
335
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,917
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
336
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,125
♪ Maybe I shouldn't have lied ♪
337
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,125
♪ I was in over my head ♪
338
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,667
♪ All the games that I played ♪
339
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,667
♪ Just played me instead ♪
340
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,333
♪ Please forgive me ♪
341
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,375
♪ I'm trying to forget ♪
342
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,667
♪ I was too busy fronting ♪
343
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,458
♪ How dumb can I get ♪
344
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,709
♪ Oh oh oh so busted ♪
345
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,709
♪ Oh oh oh I messed it
Up up up ♪
346
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,208
♪ Gonna tell you what what what ♪
347
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,959
♪ I'm gonna dance like a freak
On the pier tonight ♪
348
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,917
♪ Sing the wrong words
Into the mic ♪
349
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,875
♪ 'Cause that's just who I am ♪
350
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,333
♪ That's just who I am ♪
351
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,458
♪ I won't care if
they laugh at me ♪
352
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,750
♪ If I lose my grip on gravity ♪
353
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:17,792
♪ I'm doing the best I can ♪
354
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,583
♪ 'Cause that's just who I
That's just who I am ♪
355
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,333
Austin!
356
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,542
That's awkward.
357
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,709
I thought you weren't
blowing me off to do fun stuff.
358
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:35,959
Brooke...
359
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:37,875
This isn't what it looks like.
360
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:41,500
It's not a really awesome party
that you didn't invite me to?
361
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,375
Okay, it's exactly what it looks
like, but I can explain everything.
362
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,083
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
363
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,375
Except for that.
364
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,625
- Go go go go!
- Hurry up!
365
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,125
Where'd you guys go?
366
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,709
We just got up early.
367
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,375
Didn't want to miss
saying good-bye.
368
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,625
So, good-bye.
369
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,750
We packed for you.
370
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,125
This has been the best weekend
♪ Ever ♪
371
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:17,291
Austin, you are totes
making the cover.
372
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:18,875
- We did it?
- Yes!
373
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,375
- Woo-hoo!
- Lying's still bad.
374
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,667
I'm gonna give you a shout-out
in the article too, Ally.
375
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,917
You are such an amaze song writer.
How'd you come up with that new song?
376
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,834
Like I do all my songs.
377
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,625
Austin and I sit at the piano,
378
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:35,542
toss around some ideas,
and see what sounds good.
379
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,291
Oh. That's it?
380
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,333
I thought it would be
more interesting.
381
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,250
Well, bye.
382
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,583
- Bye.
- See you.
383
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,667
Miss you already.
384
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,125
Megan, wait!
385
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,834
What do you mean more interesting?
386
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,166
Just that you write
all those epic songs.
387
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,333
I thought maybe you did
exciting things to get inspired.
388
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,542
Oh.
389
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,792
We do exciting things.
390
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,125
Ally, what are you doing?
391
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,959
What kind of exciting things?
392
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,250
Oh, you know.
393
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:09,166
Like go to the top
of the highest bridge in Miami
394
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,375
- and look at the city lights.
- And?
395
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,125
And...
396
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,125
Then we bungee jump off the bridge.
397
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,625
Awesome!
398
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:20,041
That's the picture
I want for the cover.
399
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,917
Why don't you all
go bungee jumping today?
400
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,709
Oh, I don't know.
401
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,250
Do it!
402
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,083
Ally, why did you say that?
We were so close.
403
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,458
She was out the door.
404
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,667
I'm sorry. I panicked.
405
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,542
I didn't want to let her down.
406
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,667
Well, now we're all going down
a giant bridge
407
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,500
with a rope tied around us.
Thanks, Ally.
408
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,000
I can't believe we're going
bungee jumping today.
409
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,083
You know,
410
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,834
a wise woman once said,
411
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,000
"being cool isn't about doing
crazy exciting things.
412
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,834
- It's those special qualities..."
- I know what I said.
413
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,583
Then why'd you even say
bungee jumping in the first place?
414
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:06,667
Because...
415
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,917
Megan and her friends
all look up to me.
416
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,792
And I didn't want
to disappoint them.
417
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,583
And I love the word "bungee."
418
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,291
We don't have to
go through with this.
419
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,917
I'll call Megan and tell her
we aren't gonna bungee jump.
420
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,709
Rather lose the cover
than see you so scared.
421
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,875
You'd give up your first
national magazine cover for me?
422
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,208
You're more important to me
than all of that.
423
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,208
That's really sweet, Austin.
424
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:38,000
But this one's my lie. And
the only way to make it not a lie
425
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,125
is to through with it.
426
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,166
Well, I'm still
bungee jumping with you.
427
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,834
You know what they say,
428
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,709
"if your friend jumps off a bridge,
429
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,417
you should too."
430
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,709
I don't think that's what they say.
431
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,333
Anyway, how bad can it really be?
432
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,083
Okay, this is bad.
Really really bad.
433
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,583
- Totally bad.
- This is bad.
434
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,583
I can't believe our parents
signed permission slips for this.
435
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,875
I'm gonna go down to the ground
so I can snap pics of the jump.
436
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,792
Wow.
437
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,208
That's far down.
438
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,458
You guys are crazy.
439
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,041
With a k!
440
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,208
What's she doing here?
441
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,333
Do you how hard it is to fire
someone who doesn't speak English?
442
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,875
You're fired!
443
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,917
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
444
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,959
I don't know
if I can go through with this.
445
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,041
Hold my hand.
We'll jump together.
446
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,166
Give me a second
to think about it.
447
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,583
Take all the time you need.
448
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,041
Austin!
449
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,834
Why didn't you tell me
you had a supermodel girlfriend?
450
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,709
Time's up. Let's jump!
451
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,542
Whoa!
452
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,208
Woo-hoo-hoo!
453
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,625
This is the coolest thing ever.
454
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,166
Cool with a k!
455
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,875
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
456
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:08,917
Austin Moon my boyfriend.
457
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,041
Trish, take my hand.
458
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,166
We'll jump together.
459
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,500
Eh. That's okay.
460
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:20,458
Aah!
461
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:23,166
I'm gonna puke!
462
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,500
I can't do it!
463
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,250
I'm gonna call my mom
to come pick me up!
464
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,959
I got it!
465
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,250
I'll never find my phone.
466
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,166
Could somebody call it?
467
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,834
Forget it, it's on vibrate.
468
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,666
It's the same price
as a normal slice...
469
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:48,709
But it's so weird...
470
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:50,709
Guess who's on the cover
of "Cheeta Beat"?
471
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,375
Oh, awesome!
472
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:56,041
Ally even made it
in the background.
473
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,083
Well, it's not my best photo,
474
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,625
but hey, I made the cover
of "Cheeta Beat"!
475
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:02,792
Yeah.
476
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,875
I'm just glad
all that lying is done.
477
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,583
I never want to do that again.
478
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,083
I never want to see Megan again.
479
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:09,667
If I have to spend
one more minute...
480
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:12,000
Hello, angel.
481
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:13,750
Hi, BFS.
482
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,333
I had so much fun,
483
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,542
I decided to hang out
with you this weekend too.
484
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,083
What?
485
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:22,041
So, who's ready to hang?
486
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,834
Uh, can't today.
Astronaut training.
487
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,291
Me either.
Flying to Italy for pizza.
488
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,959
Oh, I have to go feed my
489
00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:30,125
mermaid.
490
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,041
I honestly
491
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,542
have no plans.
492
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,917
We get to hang?
493
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,709
I am ♪ Freaking! ♪
494
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,750
Me too.
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