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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,090 --> 00:00:01,499 - Hi, I am Lisa Gilroy, 2 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:02,969 and I don't know what's gonna happen today, 3 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,469 but I hope that I get made 4 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:05,811 into so, so small 5 00:00:05,812 --> 00:00:07,439 like... (clicks tongue). 6 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,023 (upbeat music) 7 00:00:10,024 --> 00:00:12,989 - [Vic] Today we're giving this comedian 8 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:14,675 a total transformation. 9 00:00:14,676 --> 00:00:17,099 - (gasps) What are you doing? 10 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,209 I'm scared. 11 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:19,709 - [Vic] They have no idea who 12 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:21,629 or what they're about to become. 13 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:23,249 - Oh my God. 14 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,199 - [Vic] Once they see themselves in the mirror, 15 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,899 they'll have to make up the character on the spot, 16 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:30,839 and then sit down with me for an improvised interview. 17 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,709 - What the hell? 18 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:32,819 You guys are sick. 19 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:33,689 Can you see my butt through? 20 00:00:33,690 --> 00:00:34,649 Is there a butt flap. 21 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:37,197 - [Vic] This is "Very Important People." 22 00:00:38,099 --> 00:00:39,672 - (gasps) What? 23 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,189 A helmet? 24 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:43,139 - Last thing, can you open your mouth? 25 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:43,972 - You're kidding. 26 00:00:43,973 --> 00:00:44,926 - Ugh. 27 00:00:44,927 --> 00:00:46,139 What? 28 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,969 What the fuck? - Open. 29 00:00:47,970 --> 00:00:49,269 (upbeat music) 30 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:53,101 - Oh my God, it actually scared me really bad. 31 00:00:53,102 --> 00:00:54,452 Excuse me? 32 00:00:54,453 --> 00:00:55,799 Excuse me? 33 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,278 What is it? (laughs) 34 00:00:57,279 --> 00:00:59,196 Oh my God, my eyeballs. 35 00:01:00,307 --> 00:01:01,520 Ler ler ler. 36 00:01:01,521 --> 00:01:04,657 (upbeat music continues) 37 00:01:04,658 --> 00:01:07,172 (crew laughs) 38 00:01:07,173 --> 00:01:10,055 (upbeat music continues) 39 00:01:10,056 --> 00:01:11,697 (music stops) 40 00:01:13,523 --> 00:01:14,783 (crew laughs) 41 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:15,854 Is that good? 42 00:01:15,855 --> 00:01:18,041 (upbeat music) 43 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:19,999 Oh my God, look, I could hatch. 44 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,332 (Lisa making strange whirring and clunking noises) 45 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:29,333 Lalaylaa, No, lalaylaa, please, my babies, no! 46 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:32,928 (Lisa makes rhythmic monster noises) 47 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:37,836 (Lisa speaking an unsettling monster language) 48 00:01:37,837 --> 00:01:39,872 (Lisa speaking an unsettling monster language) 49 00:01:39,873 --> 00:01:43,895 (Unsettling monster language continues) 50 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,196 (Lisa shouts) 51 00:01:45,197 --> 00:01:46,679 (Lisa laughs) 52 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,588 Scared you! 53 00:01:47,589 --> 00:01:48,865 I'm a gremlin. 54 00:01:48,866 --> 00:01:50,269 Oh, help, help me. 55 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:52,062 My planet's being attacked. 56 00:01:52,063 --> 00:01:53,456 Oh no. 57 00:01:53,457 --> 00:01:54,954 (suggestively) Oh no. 58 00:01:54,955 --> 00:01:56,846 Please don't attack me. (chuckles) 59 00:01:56,847 --> 00:01:59,039 No, my planet's being spanked. 60 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,299 No! 61 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,219 Don't spank me! 62 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,270 Don't spank me. 63 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:06,025 Don't spank me. 64 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,609 (upbeat music) 65 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:16,793 (upbeat music continues) 66 00:02:16,794 --> 00:02:17,626 - [Vic] I don't know. 67 00:02:17,627 --> 00:02:19,289 It's like it's political here. 68 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,029 I feel like it's just getting really political. 69 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:21,862 You know what I'm saying? 70 00:02:21,863 --> 00:02:25,169 Where it's just like, oh, who's eating lunch first? 71 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,309 Me, but I'm fighting for it. 72 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:28,109 Every single day, I'm coming in and I'm insisting 73 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:29,279 that I get to go first for lunch. 74 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,649 And it's just like hard, you know? 75 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:33,089 I don't know, I don't know. 76 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:34,949 It's the studio rep guy. 77 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,969 I just think he's weird. 78 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,829 He's got a weird vibe, and he's got weird hair. 79 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:38,880 It's brown. 80 00:02:39,882 --> 00:02:41,519 (sigh) I don't know. 81 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,780 You know what I'm saying? 82 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:45,870 Do you know what I'm saying? 83 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,989 He is like very insistent I do like my intro exactly right. 84 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,519 It's like, "We all have a story to tell. 85 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,319 "Some of those stories need to be shared with the world. 86 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,369 "Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis 87 00:02:56,370 --> 00:03:00,357 back with another edition of Very Important People." 88 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:03,809 I just wanna play with it, you know? 89 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:05,292 Just I think I could be a writer, 90 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,053 and I'm working on a novel. 91 00:03:10,081 --> 00:03:11,962 Hi. 92 00:03:11,963 --> 00:03:13,619 - I don't, I just... 93 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:14,519 What? 94 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,989 I'm just a baby. 95 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,418 So? - What? 96 00:03:17,419 --> 00:03:18,839 No, okay, somebody... 97 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,770 Okay, so- - No, no! 98 00:03:19,771 --> 00:03:21,158 - No. 99 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,079 Did you say you're just a baby? 100 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,249 - I'm just a baby. 101 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,239 - Okay. 102 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,087 Is this somebody's kid? 103 00:03:26,088 --> 00:03:26,920 - Don't! - No, I'm not doing it. 104 00:03:26,921 --> 00:03:28,312 You're running towards me. 105 00:03:28,313 --> 00:03:29,189 - Don't! - Okay, unless I... 106 00:03:29,190 --> 00:03:30,022 - Hey, hey, and we're just sort of... 107 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:31,499 Okay, and that's fine. 108 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:34,019 So I'm just wondering, who are you? 109 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:34,861 - Spencer. 110 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:39,029 (suspenseful music) (letters trill) 111 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:39,929 - Spencer! 112 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:41,999 Okay, Spencer, where is your parents? 113 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,469 - My dad is mad at me. 114 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,399 - Your dad is mad at you? 115 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,479 - My dad is spanking me. 116 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,312 Don't spank me. 117 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,369 - No, I'm not gonna spank you. 118 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,796 Why are you doing it like that? 119 00:03:48,797 --> 00:03:50,189 - Don't. - Don't do that. 120 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,022 We can't do that here. 121 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,079 - Don't spank me. 122 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:52,919 - I'm not gonna spank you. 123 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,752 - Don't spank me! 124 00:03:53,753 --> 00:03:54,585 - Spencer, how did you get 125 00:03:54,586 --> 00:03:55,529 in here today? - Don't spank me! 126 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:56,630 - Spencer, how did you get in here? 127 00:03:56,631 --> 00:03:57,550 - Don't spank me! 128 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,383 Don't spank me, don't spank me! 129 00:03:58,384 --> 00:03:59,399 - Spencer, how did you- - Don't, don't, don't! 130 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,699 - Spencer, hey, Spencer! - Stop it! 131 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,979 Stop. - Spencer, I'm not. 132 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,342 I'm not doing it. - Don't spank me. 133 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,859 Don't spank me. - You stay over there, 134 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,089 and you're gonna stay there. - Don't spank me. 135 00:04:06,090 --> 00:04:07,079 - Spencer, how do you get in? 136 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,130 Where is your parents? - Don't spank me! 137 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,813 - Hey, come on. 138 00:04:11,814 --> 00:04:16,814 (Spencer speaks sad monster language) 139 00:04:16,815 --> 00:04:17,679 - Hey, we're okay. 140 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,512 You're okay. 141 00:04:18,513 --> 00:04:19,345 Just, no? 142 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,546 Spencer, is your dad here? - Don't! 143 00:04:20,547 --> 00:04:22,709 - I'm not going to, and I wouldn't actually. 144 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,542 So we're just gonna... 145 00:04:23,543 --> 00:04:24,375 You're gonna... 146 00:04:24,376 --> 00:04:25,439 Can you hang over there for a sec, Spence? 147 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,469 Maybe sit in the chair over there, and, okay, so just... 148 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:29,519 Where are you from? 149 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,869 - Hell. - You're from Hell? 150 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,669 - My dad kicked me out of Hell, 151 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:34,486 and he flushed me up the toilet. 152 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:36,101 And now here I am. 153 00:04:36,102 --> 00:04:37,559 - Spencer, is your dad the devil? 154 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,879 - Yeah. - Right. 155 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,429 - He spank me. 156 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,449 - He spanks you? 157 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:45,059 - Every time he spank me, I get a purple patch. 158 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:45,892 - Oh, okay. 159 00:04:45,893 --> 00:04:46,889 Oh no. - Want to add one? 160 00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:47,722 - Nope, kid. 161 00:04:47,723 --> 00:04:48,555 Hey, you know what? 162 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:49,388 While we're sort of figuring out 163 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,221 what to do with you here, 164 00:04:50,222 --> 00:04:51,269 people are busy, they're sort of setting up 165 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,102 for the next guest, 166 00:04:52,103 --> 00:04:53,729 so why don't I just sort of hang with ya? 167 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:54,562 - Daddy? 168 00:04:54,563 --> 00:04:56,061 - No, no, I don't wanna do that. 169 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,089 Can somebody maybe help me 170 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:58,979 just like grab some of the kid stuff? 171 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,529 One of my nieces was gonna come, and so I had 172 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:02,519 some sleepover stuff, - A kid? 173 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,109 - And then she said she didn't wanna hang out, so... 174 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,639 - Is she here? - No, she went 175 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,761 to the Demi Lovato concert instead. 176 00:05:07,762 --> 00:05:09,003 (Spencer shouts) 177 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:13,322 (Spencer sings playfully in monster language) 178 00:05:13,323 --> 00:05:16,972 (Spencer sings playfully in monster language) 179 00:05:16,973 --> 00:05:18,779 (relaxed music) 180 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:21,720 - Okay, so we got some kid stuff. 181 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,331 And I'm seeing we go straight for those, 182 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:24,179 so we're gonna pull 183 00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:26,459 those away maybe. - Please, I'm just a baby. 184 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,049 - So babies mostly don't play 185 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,249 with scissors typically. - Please. 186 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,082 - Hey, you know what could be fun? 187 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,859 Do you wanna do a haircut? 188 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:32,879 - Yes. - Okay. 189 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,979 - Cut on you. - Oh no, no. 190 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,048 I don't think, okay, so, okay. 191 00:05:36,049 --> 00:05:39,761 (Spencer speaks monster language) 192 00:05:39,762 --> 00:05:41,502 - Okay, who gave the baby scissors? 193 00:05:41,503 --> 00:05:42,746 (Spencer yells) 194 00:05:42,747 --> 00:05:44,079 Not me. 195 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,569 Okay. (Spencer grunts) 196 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:47,480 So we're gonna sort of very... 197 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,999 - Don't, please, don't. - No, I'm not. 198 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:51,899 Can I have the scissors? 199 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,069 - Thank you. - Yes. 200 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:55,529 - Okay, so we're gonna sort of pop those away, 201 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:56,579 but we got other stuff. 202 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:57,412 Oh, fun. 203 00:05:57,413 --> 00:06:00,972 (Spencer sings in monster language) 204 00:06:00,973 --> 00:06:02,939 - I see we found the art supplies. 205 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:05,219 Okay, so those are more... 206 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:07,079 So these sort of we can put on paper. 207 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,369 We can't paint on this carpet. 208 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:09,202 This carpet's a rental. 209 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,035 So we're sort of... 210 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,029 'Cause we brought my one from home for this. 211 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:13,649 - Excuse me. - Yep. 212 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,449 How you doing, kiddo? - Excuse me? 213 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:17,249 - Yes. - What is your name? 214 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,329 - Oh, Vic. 215 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,879 See mine sort of on the door all over the place. 216 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,379 - Oh, Vic. - Okay. 217 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:23,399 - I will stay here. 218 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,539 You could be my daddy. 219 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:25,679 - I can't be your daddy. 220 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,179 - Please. - No. 221 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,512 - Be my... 222 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,849 beautiful daddy. 223 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:30,839 - Okay. 224 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,939 I can't, I'm sort of going through something right now, 225 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:33,959 and I'm moving out. 226 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,909 Oh, so you're trying to go for a kiss. 227 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:37,542 - Kiss. - Daddies don't do that, so... 228 00:06:37,543 --> 00:06:39,419 - I'm just a baby. 229 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,379 I did too many bad pranks in Hell, 230 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,869 and I got flushed up. 231 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,249 Everyone- - What pranks were you doing 232 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,082 in Hell? 233 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,579 - Everyone in Hell is allergic to peanuts, 234 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,319 and I gave them peanuts. 235 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,152 - Can you die in Hell? 236 00:06:50,153 --> 00:06:52,349 - You go to Double Hell. 237 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:53,489 - Okay, what is Double Hell? 238 00:06:53,490 --> 00:06:56,703 - In Double Hell, your penis turns into a worm. 239 00:06:56,704 --> 00:06:59,699 - Okay, that doesn't actually sound 240 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,779 like the worst thing that can happen 241 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:01,889 to somebody, I guess. - Oh, really? 242 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:02,761 - I don't think, it sounds like- 243 00:07:02,762 --> 00:07:04,306 - Oh, Double Hell doesn't sound bad? 244 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:05,327 Okay, hello? 245 00:07:05,328 --> 00:07:07,739 You're gonna send this one to Double Hell. 246 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:09,419 Ready for the bus. - I don't wanna tempt that. 247 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:12,299 - Ready to fly West Jet to Double Hell. 248 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,829 You be my daddy, please? 249 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:14,662 - How about this? 250 00:07:14,663 --> 00:07:15,495 I'm gonna look after you 251 00:07:15,496 --> 00:07:17,039 until we can sort of figure out where you're going. 252 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,709 - Better hope Satan doesn't show up. 253 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:20,810 - Why did you do that? 254 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,949 - Better hope. 255 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:24,059 - Okay, come here. 256 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,429 You know, I got some other really fun kids stuff here 257 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:28,889 that I think would be kind of a good time. 258 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:29,759 You ready? 259 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,889 - You're touching my boobs. - Oh, you have boobs? 260 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:32,722 - Everybody in Hell has boobs. 261 00:07:32,723 --> 00:07:34,679 - Okay, so- - Okay, ready! 262 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,649 - Three, two, one. - You're touching my penis. 263 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:38,519 - That can't be right, 264 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,289 and I'm sorry. - Yes, penis is here. 265 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,909 - What is the best way to pick you up? 266 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:42,742 Try. 267 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:45,029 - Okay, so maybe we'll just do this. 268 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:45,899 - Yes. 269 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,579 - Okay, so. - By my balls. 270 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,349 - Okay, so then we'll just sort of go like this. 271 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:50,459 - You can do. 272 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:52,589 - Three, two, one, up. 273 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:53,607 Okay. - Oh. 274 00:07:53,608 --> 00:07:55,829 - Okay, so we can sort of do that. 275 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:56,662 No. 276 00:07:56,663 --> 00:07:58,409 - Help, help, help. - Are you doing a pushup? 277 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,242 - This. - We'll sorta, 278 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:00,689 and I'll go under. - Yeah. 279 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:03,359 - Ready, three, two, one, go up. 280 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,499 - That is working. - Here we go. 281 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,829 - Yay. - Okay, thank you for that. 282 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:08,662 - Daddy. - Thank you. 283 00:08:08,663 --> 00:08:10,139 No, I'm not. - Daddy. 284 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:11,312 - I can't be that of all things to- 285 00:08:11,313 --> 00:08:15,646 (Spencer sings in monster language) 286 00:08:15,647 --> 00:08:18,089 - Why do you smell like hot dogs? 287 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:20,219 - Hot dogs, these other foods in Hell. 288 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:21,189 - Actually kind of tracks. 289 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,529 - Okay. - Okay. 290 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:24,209 So what do kids like? 291 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:26,163 What do kids like to do? 292 00:08:26,164 --> 00:08:28,169 Oh. - Excuse me? 293 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,789 - Yes? 294 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:30,929 - I lied to you. 295 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:31,762 - What do you mean? 296 00:08:31,763 --> 00:08:33,329 - I didn't get kicked out of Hell. 297 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,529 I was sent here. 298 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:35,362 - Why? 299 00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:36,929 - To kill you. 300 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,149 Somebody made a wish. - Who? 301 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,709 - Your niece? - My niece? 302 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,659 - She made a wish that you would die, 303 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,249 and I got sent here from Hell, 304 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,959 and it's my first mission 'cause I'm just a baby. 305 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:51,239 And I think you are nice and I don't wanna hurt you. 306 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,966 Hey, are you okay? - Am I okay? 307 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,859 - You just seem upset that somebody ordered 308 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:56,692 to get to you killed, so... 309 00:08:56,693 --> 00:08:58,109 - Yeah, well, that doesn't feel great. 310 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:59,099 - But I'm not gonna do it. 311 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,989 - Can I ask why my niece wanted me killed? 312 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:01,822 I'm so fun. 313 00:09:01,823 --> 00:09:03,029 Look at all this stuff I had for her! 314 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:03,862 - I think this literally 315 00:09:03,863 --> 00:09:05,999 is exactly what she was talking about. 316 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,649 - This? - Yeah, she said something 317 00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:08,939 something you try too hard. 318 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:09,772 - You came to kill me, 319 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:10,919 and you can't even remember the whole wish. 320 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,209 - I don't need to know the wish part. 321 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,889 I just do the killing, and you don't want 322 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,539 to know how she wanted you to die. 323 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:17,040 - How does she want me to die? 324 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,809 Come on, you have to tell me now. 325 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,189 You can't just lead with that information, 326 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:21,652 then be like, "I'm not gonna tell you." 327 00:09:21,653 --> 00:09:23,549 - Are you allergic to shellfish? 328 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:27,329 - Yes. - She wanted me to, eh, 329 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:29,309 turn the shrimp into a tampon. 330 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,959 - Turn a shrimp into a tampon? 331 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,339 Well, I'm not gonna do it. 332 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:35,069 Sick, it's disgusting. - She said that? 333 00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:37,199 - Yeah. - That's so specific. 334 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,136 - It's mean, right? - Also like I'm anaphylactic 335 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,679 if I eat shellfish. 336 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,439 I don't know if I would die that way. 337 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,169 - Yeah, so I think that's why like I'm here as backup. 338 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,729 - So you were sort of going to do that from Hell 339 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,409 and send it up, and then if that didn't work- 340 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:52,049 - Then I'm supposed to come and poke your eyeballs out. 341 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,206 And if that didn't work, which you probably won't, 342 00:09:54,207 --> 00:09:56,729 I'm supposed to shoot you in the back of the head. 343 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,869 - Like with a gun? - Yeah. 344 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,639 But first I have to get my gun license, 345 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,049 and I had a hang up with that, so... 346 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,429 - Okay, so maybe let's just- 347 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,869 - But I could kill you other ways if- 348 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,549 - I don't wanna die at all, maybe, actually. 349 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,382 So you know what? - Oh, you don't? 350 00:10:06,383 --> 00:10:08,099 - I actually think maybe I'm done with this. 351 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,629 - What the hell, you fuck? 352 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:12,689 Sorry, I actually like letting you off the hook. 353 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,922 - What, that's supposed to count for something 354 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:14,755 that you told me that you were gonna kill me? 355 00:10:14,756 --> 00:10:16,499 - Yes, because if I don't kill you, 356 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,879 I can't go back to Hell. 357 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,379 So you'll have to either adopt me 358 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:21,239 or let me shoot you in the back of the head. 359 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,489 - My choice is I let you shoot me 360 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:23,998 in the back of the head or- 361 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,679 - Adopt me. - You. 362 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,512 - Watch. 363 00:10:26,513 --> 00:10:28,683 Just before you make your choice, sit down. 364 00:10:28,684 --> 00:10:30,172 I'll show you. 365 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,289 I could be a good son. 366 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:32,309 - I don't want kids. - Sit down. 367 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,839 - So, sorry. 368 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,183 - Watch this. - Okay. 369 00:10:36,578 --> 00:10:40,509 ? Daddy, please, I'm on my knees ? 370 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:41,936 ? Yes, I'm from Hell ? 371 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:44,502 ? But I'm very swell ? 372 00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:46,423 ? My body's good ? 373 00:10:46,424 --> 00:10:50,388 ? The neighborhood would benefit from me ? 374 00:10:50,389 --> 00:10:51,581 ? Don't you see ? 375 00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:52,468 ? Don't spank me ? 376 00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:55,766 ? If you want, you can spank me ? 377 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,890 ? I'm not like other kids ? 378 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,069 ? Doesn't really bother me ? 379 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,509 - Did you say your body's good? 380 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,342 - Watch. 381 00:11:01,343 --> 00:11:02,669 Just give me a little beat. 382 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:03,899 - Well, I can't really beatbox. 383 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,082 - Try it. 384 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,750 (Vic beatboxes) 385 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,163 Faster. 386 00:11:11,164 --> 00:11:13,831 (Vic beatboxes) 387 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:25,349 - Don't, I don't wanna spank you. 388 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,509 - So anyways, though, I'm just telling you 389 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:30,719 if you don't wanna die, adopting me is not a bad option. 390 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,889 It's supposed to be happy news. 391 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:32,879 - Do you like know things about me? 392 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,712 Do you like track me? 393 00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:35,069 - I had to follow you for a while 394 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,989 to see if you're gonna use the shrimp tampon. 395 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,759 - You did put a shrimp tampon out? 396 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,709 - I put it out, but you wouldn't use it. 397 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,059 I saw you pick it up in the bathroom. 398 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,099 You went, "This looks like shrimp," and you threw it out. 399 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,229 - Why didn't you make it look more realistic? 400 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,749 - Because your niece told me you are dumb as a doornail. 401 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,669 - Why did my niece hate me? 402 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,029 I mean, like I don't love... 403 00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:52,862 (Spencer gasps) 404 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:53,695 I was gonna say like I don't- 405 00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:54,528 - You were going to say what? 406 00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:55,361 - Well, I was gonna say I don't like- 407 00:11:55,362 --> 00:11:56,264 - You say don't love. 408 00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:57,539 - I was gonna say like I don't love her, 409 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,129 but not like I don't love her. (Spencer whines) 410 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,179 Like I have love in my heart for her 411 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,259 'cause she's family. 412 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,339 Maybe, you know what- 413 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:03,779 - God, you are so upset. 414 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,432 It's like you're upset that I didn't kill you. 415 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,461 Just be a good daddy to me. 416 00:12:07,462 --> 00:12:08,999 You know what daddies do? 417 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,769 - What? - Play games. 418 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,329 - I've been trying to get you to play games 419 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,769 since the second you got here. 420 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:16,113 - I'll roll the dice and then you do the dare. 421 00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:19,319 - Well, we actually have a Truth or Dare wheel 422 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,909 if you really wanna play Truth or Dare. 423 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,559 - Okay, that's being a fun dad. 424 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,449 - Okay. - Good. 425 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,499 (relaxed music) 426 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,459 - No, you don't help. 427 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,109 You just sort of leave it. 428 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,459 - I have to tell you something. 429 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,292 - Okay? 430 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,799 - I'm keeping this. - The pencil? 431 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,409 - Because it's sharp, and no offense, 432 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:37,979 but if this doesn't work and you can't adopt me 433 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,709 or be a good dad, I still have to kill you. 434 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,719 - Well then I have to adopt you it feels like. 435 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,249 - Hey, hey, look at me. 436 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,009 I'm literally saying I'm saving you from death, 437 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:49,019 but I'm really wanting to do it now bad 438 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,189 'cause of your stinky attitude. 439 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:51,266 - It feels like you could- - I'm telling you, 440 00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:53,129 I'm literally from Double Hell, 441 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:55,139 and nobody has a stinky attitude as you. 442 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:55,972 - It just feels like maybe 443 00:12:55,973 --> 00:12:56,999 you could just kill a random person, 444 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,832 and then you could go back to Hell. 445 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,789 - No, because the order was from your niece for you. 446 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:00,622 Don't spank me then. - Okay. 447 00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:02,399 I'm not spanking you, okay? 448 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,899 Hey, so this is the Truth or Dare wheel 449 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,309 that we go, if you wanna- 450 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:06,569 - Okay, keeping this here. 451 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,639 - So yeah, you just sort of spin the wheel. 452 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,409 - Okay, we're having fun, right? 453 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,329 - I guess, should be determined. 454 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:13,497 So here we go. 455 00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:16,229 (calm quirky music) (wheel clicks) 456 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,739 And, okay, dare. - I dare you to fart. 457 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,649 - I don't think I can do that, so... 458 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:24,135 (calm quirky music continues) 459 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:24,989 (Vic makes a fart noise) 460 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,449 - Out of your butt, the hole. 461 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,359 - Right, I don't think I could do that on cue. 462 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,182 - We're having fun, right, Daddy? 463 00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:32,532 ? Daddy and Spencer ? 464 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:33,959 ? Farting up a storm ? 465 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,819 - Can you fart on command? - Of course. 466 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:36,777 - Do it. - Comes out my balls. 467 00:13:36,778 --> 00:13:37,799 - So here. 468 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,209 - Oh. - I can't do it, 469 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,089 but you theoretically. - Points for trying. 470 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:43,439 - Thank you, I did try. 471 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,272 - Yes, you did. 472 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:45,869 Now we're getting along. - Oh man, that's weird. 473 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,163 - And Spencer's smiling. 474 00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:49,649 - That's really cute. (chuckles) 475 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,879 - Hey, Daddy. 476 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,930 - Okay. 477 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,639 We can't. 478 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,599 We're not gonna kiss. 479 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,859 That's not what daddies do, 480 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,509 in certain contexts, but not this one. 481 00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:58,481 So, ready? 482 00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:02,406 (calm quirky music continues) (wheel clicks) 483 00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:03,457 Okay. 484 00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:06,479 Truth! 485 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,089 Okay, what's your favorite toothpaste brand? 486 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,259 - I'll tell you the truth. 487 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,092 - Okay. 488 00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:13,652 - Your niece wasn't the only one who wanted you dead. 489 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,149 (bystander coughs) 490 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:15,982 - What? 491 00:14:15,983 --> 00:14:17,489 - I'm not sure of names or anything, 492 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,233 but do you have any step kids? 493 00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:22,102 - Yeah. 494 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,854 - I think it was a step kid, the niece. 495 00:14:24,855 --> 00:14:27,329 - Okay, so- - Some sort of employer, 496 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,569 some sort of boyfriend, some sort of housekeeper, 497 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,999 some sort of hair cutter, 498 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,141 some sort of, um... 499 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,619 toenail polish applier. 500 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,059 - Okay, I see what's happening. 501 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,129 - Some sort of therapist. - Okay, no, no. 502 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,049 Okay, hold on. - Some sort of- 503 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,099 - I see what's happening here. 504 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,559 Okay, this is sort of a thing 505 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,909 that we've done, right? 506 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:50,129 Well, very good, very good. (claps) 507 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,209 This is funny. 508 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,729 Okay, sort of like a gotchya. 509 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,169 Sort of like, oh, this is supposed to scare me 510 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,089 into like being like a better person 511 00:14:57,090 --> 00:14:58,529 or something like that. 512 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,699 That's funny. 513 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:00,956 That's funny 'cause you're all here because of me, 514 00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:02,129 and you're actually not gonna be here 515 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,409 that much longer because guess what? 516 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,569 Guess what, I'm getting another job. 517 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,329 Yeah, yeah, I'm getting another job. 518 00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,225 - Go to sleep. 519 00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:10,276 Sleep. 520 00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:15,505 (Spencer whines) 521 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:17,240 Just a baby. 522 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,462 Sorry. 523 00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:19,550 - [Producer] Cut to commercial. 524 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,390 (door thuds) 525 00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:22,409 (bright tone) (camera flashes) 526 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:23,849 - Now the fine people at Chompsky's 527 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:24,869 have given me the recipe 528 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:26,939 to their secret special barbecue chip 529 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,169 to try and make it at home. 530 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,179 We're gonna start off with some steak and potato soup. 531 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,159 Didn't think there was soup in a chip recipe? 532 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,149 Well, you'd be wrong. 533 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,579 Yum, yum, yum, just look at that pull. 534 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,889 Now for my favorite food, olives, 535 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,599 you're gonna go ahead and drip, drip, drip, drip, drip 536 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,039 and into the blender. 537 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:41,999 So now for the secret ingredient, 538 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,699 we're gonna take a full pudding cup just like that. 539 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,679 We're gonna put the blender lid on top, 540 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,069 and we're gonna press the button. 541 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:49,468 (blender whirs) (clock ticks) 542 00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,809 (upbeat music) 543 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:52,766 Amazing, now look at that. 544 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,749 You can already see the chip forming, 545 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,219 which is just really exciting. 546 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,264 I mean, if that doesn't look like a potato chip. 547 00:15:58,265 --> 00:15:59,909 (mouth munches) 548 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,210 So we're gonna go ahead, and we are gonna pull that out. 549 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,029 You're gonna take a little bit of flour. 550 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,969 We are going to flour, flour, flour our surface. 551 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:06,899 And then what we're gonna do 552 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,579 is we're just gonna sort of shape out a chip 553 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,169 because you want that chip shape, right? 554 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,119 And if it's feeling a little loose, don't worry about that. 555 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,859 I have a solution, and that's more flour. 556 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,319 So you're gonna go ahead and flour that chip. 557 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,369 And now you can see, 558 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,229 I mean, we are just looking like a potato chip. 559 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,579 Can you smell the barbecue? 560 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,412 So we can see that. 561 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,289 You're gonna go ahead and pop that 562 00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,849 in your crockpot at 350. 563 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,169 The oil's already doing its job, 564 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:27,368 and so I can just show you what that's looking like. 565 00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:28,248 And so that's a Chompsky's potato chip. 566 00:16:28,249 --> 00:16:29,939 If you're a quitter, go ahead and buy that 567 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:30,772 in the grocery store. 568 00:16:30,773 --> 00:16:32,219 If not, pull out your blender, 569 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,742 pull out your crockpot, and try this at home. 570 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,589 (chip crunches) (upbeat music continues) 571 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,149 It's so good. 572 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,099 Guys, it's so good. 573 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:41,932 Yum. 574 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,819 Yum, yum, yum. (Vic make munching noises) 575 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,019 Chompsky's potato chips, 576 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,498 America's tastiest, heartiest, crispiest chip. 577 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:50,797 (upbeat music concludes) 578 00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:53,045 (camera flashes) (bright tone) 579 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:58,013 (echoing applause from a distant audience) 580 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:04,142 (calm quirky music) 581 00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:05,193 Okay. 582 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,666 (calm quirky music continues) 583 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:12,917 - [Spencer] Oh. 584 00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:18,275 (sitcom-style canned audience cheering) 585 00:17:18,276 --> 00:17:20,055 (calm quirky music continues) 586 00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:22,649 - Did I fall asleep when we were playing games? 587 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,669 - Yes. 588 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,859 You're always snorkeling out 589 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,977 when we're trying to play a game. 590 00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:27,869 (audience laughs) 591 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,002 - I always snorkel out when we're trying to play a game? 592 00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,053 What do you mean? 593 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,689 - It's me, Spencer, your son. 594 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:34,522 - My son? 595 00:17:34,523 --> 00:17:37,653 - Yeah, do you remember adopting me? 596 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:42,389 That's what happened before you snorkeled out. 597 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,379 - I adopted you? 598 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,859 - Yeah. - That doesn't sound right. 599 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:48,717 - Yes, because I came here, I said, "I'm just a baby," 600 00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:52,503 and then you decided to adopt me. 601 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:54,869 - God. 602 00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:57,509 - Your neck hurts, huh, from snorkeling out too hard. 603 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,342 - Yeah, I guess. 604 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,986 I'm gonna grab a little bit of water, I think. 605 00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:02,729 (calm quirky music continues) 606 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:03,779 Were we playing Truth or Dare? 607 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,039 - Yes. - Were you having fun? 608 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,539 - Yes, we- - I made this. 609 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,469 And then everybody said it was dumb, 610 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,149 and so then I blamed it on a PA. 611 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,699 - We were having fun, Daddy. - Okay. (chuckles) 612 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,069 - And then right before you fell asleep, 613 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,482 you were just about to spank me, I think. 614 00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:17,462 - Me? - Yeah. 615 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:21,479 - Do I do that a lot? - Yes, you do it a lot. 616 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,339 You do it 'til my rump gets red. 617 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,765 - Okay, so I guess... 618 00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:28,554 (calm quirky music continues) 619 00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,387 (cartoony boing noise) 620 00:18:29,388 --> 00:18:33,601 - Ooh. (vocalizes) (audience cheers) 621 00:18:33,602 --> 00:18:37,235 (Spencer whoops) 622 00:18:37,236 --> 00:18:38,751 (Spencer making monster noises) 623 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:40,084 - Okay. 624 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,000 - Spank me again. 625 00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:41,833 (audience laughs) 626 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:42,666 - Okay, 627 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,575 So- 628 00:18:43,576 --> 00:18:44,408 (boing) 629 00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:45,250 (Spencer laughs) - Okay, so 630 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:46,169 (screeching) - Spank me! 631 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,939 - I did, and- - Thank you. 632 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:48,772 You're welcome, so... 633 00:18:48,773 --> 00:18:51,239 - I'm so happy you woke up. 634 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,219 - I'm sorry, I literally don't know what happened. 635 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,779 - Wow, you're silly about that. 636 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,965 - Why did you wanna be my son in the first place? 637 00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,778 (calm quirky music continues) 638 00:18:58,779 --> 00:19:02,669 - Because I really don't remember. 639 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:03,502 - I must have brought you in 640 00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:05,069 for like a Bring Your Son to Work Day 641 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,809 or something like that. - Yeah, something like that. 642 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,429 - So it was like I guess we were playing on the set. 643 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:09,299 We were hanging out here, 644 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,799 and then I was saying to the crew, 645 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,865 I was giving... 646 00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:13,698 camera directions? 647 00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:15,059 What was I doing with the crew? 648 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,679 - I don't know, this is crazy. 649 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,569 - I was like saying something. 650 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:19,409 Then I took a nap. 651 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:20,279 I went snorkeling? 652 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,379 - Yeah, you snorkeled out. - So I took a nap. 653 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:26,082 - I think you wanted me to be your son because you... 654 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,139 (calm quirky music continues) 655 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,300 Okay, so the truth is because your niece 656 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,259 had asked for demons from Hell to come up 657 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:32,279 and push your head in the toilet 658 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,869 and put a shrimp tampon up you 659 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,039 and give you anaphylactic shock, 660 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,239 and then I'll come if that don't work out, 661 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,169 just gonna poke all out your eyes. 662 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:38,002 And if that don't work out, 663 00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:38,858 I'd shoot you in the back of the head 664 00:19:38,859 --> 00:19:39,804 with a revolver. 665 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:40,979 (calm quirky music continues) 666 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,087 Remember that part? 667 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:44,006 (audience laughs) 668 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,022 But instead, you adopted me. 669 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,459 - That can't be legally binding. 670 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,499 - Don't change your mind. - Now I remembered all this. 671 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,179 Yes, and I was yelling at the crew. 672 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,619 Oh, okay, and I was yelling at the crew 673 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,452 and I was yelling at the crew. 674 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:54,719 I quit, I quit all of this. 675 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,579 And so you can stay here, and you can go back to Hell. 676 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,869 And how do you get back to Hell? 677 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,386 - If I bring you as a dead body? 678 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,109 (audience laughs) 679 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,089 Ready, mark, set. 680 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:03,929 - I have to fight you? 681 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,129 - One of us can leave outta here. 682 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:05,962 Don't you get that? 683 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,139 - That's literally my only option? 684 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:07,972 - Mark. 685 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,209 - Okay, no, I can't. - Set. 686 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,042 You kind of have to. 687 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:10,875 It's the rules of Hell. 688 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,185 - Okay. - Mark, set, go. 689 00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:13,400 (calm quirky music) 690 00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:16,801 (Spencer and Vic tussle) 691 00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:18,059 - No! 692 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,669 Okay, so, and tap out. - No, you tap out. 693 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,869 - You tap out. - You tap. 694 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,789 - You tap out. - Let me punch. 695 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,499 - No! - Let me kill. 696 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,759 - No! - Let me punch. 697 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,949 - No! - Hey, that hurt. 698 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,442 Let me kill. - No, you stop it. 699 00:20:30,443 --> 00:20:33,089 - What am I supposed to do, just live here on Earth, 700 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:34,890 get my own apartment, to have a job? 701 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,579 - Is that an option? - That could be a good idea. 702 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,599 I could get my own apartment 703 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,919 if you help me sign the lease. 704 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,029 - Okay, how about this? 705 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,105 We'll compromise, and I will co-sign for your apartment. 706 00:20:44,106 --> 00:20:44,938 How about that? - But co-sign 707 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:45,809 as a legal guardian, 708 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:46,889 but you don't have to do anything else 709 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,059 for co-sign for the apartment. 710 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,349 - Oh. 711 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,495 - Promise? - Okay, promise. 712 00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:52,589 I feel like that that sounds okay. 713 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:53,849 And then you won't kill me? 714 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:56,609 - Yeah. - Okay, well, hey, deal. 715 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,869 - Okay, fair deal. 716 00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:58,979 So you don't wanna be my daddy, 717 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,359 but you could be my guardian? 718 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,189 - Just like I'll be like a guardian on paper, okay? 719 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,022 - 'Cause I don't have credit. 720 00:21:03,023 --> 00:21:04,889 I only have credit in Double Hell. 721 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,329 - You only have credit in Double Hell? 722 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,866 - I have a sinful security number, 723 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,059 (audience laughs) 724 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,617 but I don't have one for here. 725 00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:11,519 - Okay, well I will have- - I'm gonna need 726 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,352 a lot of help. - Fine, fine, okay. 727 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:13,219 Okay, I will- - Gonna need you 728 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,909 to come with me to the bank and stuff. 729 00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:16,019 - I will do that. 730 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,129 - I need a bus pass. 731 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:18,239 - No, you don't need a bus pass. 732 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,079 You're gonna need a car. 733 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,369 - I don't know how to drive. 734 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:21,997 You teach me how to drive? 735 00:21:21,998 --> 00:21:23,291 Teach me how to drive, Daddy. 736 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:24,864 - Okay, yeah, I will teach you how to drive. 737 00:21:24,865 --> 00:21:25,697 It's universal. - Hey, excuse me, 738 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:26,609 can I ask you a quick question? 739 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:27,442 - Yeah. 740 00:21:27,443 --> 00:21:28,619 - We came to a compromise, right? 741 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,670 - Yes. 742 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,549 - And we decided you don't have to adopt me 743 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:34,649 like you don't want to, and I don't have to kill you 744 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:35,666 like I don't want to. - I don't want to. 745 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,289 - So how about - Yes? 746 00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:39,629 - We turn our attitudes around. 747 00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:40,619 Can we do that? - Okay. 748 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,419 Yes, we can turn our attitudes around. 749 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:43,252 I will help you with that, 750 00:21:43,253 --> 00:21:44,849 and then we'll get you outta here. 751 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:46,979 - Can you show me that you turned the attitude around? 752 00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:48,569 - How do I show you that I turned my attitude around? 753 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:50,189 Smile? - Just a cheery face. 754 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:51,022 - Okay. 755 00:21:51,023 --> 00:21:52,859 (calm quirky music) 756 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,123 - Nice. - And now you. 757 00:21:55,593 --> 00:21:58,109 - Yeah, okay, so that's so much shaking. 758 00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,509 Okay, can we just get like an apartment form 759 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:01,829 maybe for the building? 760 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:03,479 - Oh yeah, just bring an apartment form. 761 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,889 Someone probably has one, right? 762 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,289 - Because I actually was filling these out, so this is... 763 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,122 Thank you. - Oh. 764 00:22:08,123 --> 00:22:08,999 - [Vic] This is one I'm not gonna take. 765 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,889 So you can have this one. - Thank you. 766 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:13,099 - Okay, so- - I'm gonna start off 767 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:13,932 on the right foot. 768 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:14,983 I want a two bed. 769 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,979 Two bed, two bath. 770 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:17,812 - You want a two bed, two bath? 771 00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:19,349 - I need two bathrooms. - Why not a studio? 772 00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:20,182 You're one person. - One for farting 773 00:22:20,183 --> 00:22:21,015 and one for pissing. 774 00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:21,848 - Where does the poop go? 775 00:22:21,849 --> 00:22:22,681 - I don't poop. 776 00:22:22,682 --> 00:22:23,514 - You don't poop at all? 777 00:22:23,515 --> 00:22:25,026 - But my piss is heavy. 778 00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:25,987 (audience laughs) 779 00:22:25,988 --> 00:22:27,143 - Okay, so you need two beds, two baths. 780 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,859 - And the place has to have good plumbing, 781 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:30,959 and it has to have security system. 782 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,009 - Do you just have a phone number 783 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:32,842 where people can reach you? 784 00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:34,289 Should I put mine, I guess? 785 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:36,029 - Yeah, put yours 'cause I don't have a cell phone. 786 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:36,899 - No worries. 787 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,789 - Thanks for doing this. - Okay, well, hey, 788 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,829 it feels like I don't really have a choice, 789 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:42,813 - But you'll have a good attitude. 790 00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:43,889 - 'Tude about it. 791 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:45,539 So I'm smiling when I said that. 792 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,679 Okay, job? 793 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,579 It needs your job title. 794 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:48,412 You don't have a job. 795 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:49,259 - Just write your job. - Put my job. 796 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:51,209 Well, I'm not gonna be working here much longer, 797 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:52,529 so I'm gonna put MSNBC. 798 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:53,489 That's where I'm going. 799 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:54,359 Surprise. - Congratulations. 800 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,033 - Thank you, so breaking that to you first. 801 00:22:57,034 --> 00:22:58,792 What is this? 802 00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,959 - MSNBC. - Guy's doing this. 803 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,792 What do you mean? 804 00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:05,189 (calm quirky music) 805 00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:07,349 Write it, MSNBC. 806 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:08,529 I'm gonna be on Rachel Maddow's desk. 807 00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:09,539 It's pretty exciting. - There's somebody trying 808 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:12,359 to talk to you there. - Okay, well he's weird. 809 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,769 He's from the studio, and we don't like him, 810 00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:15,152 so, okay, that's... 811 00:23:15,153 --> 00:23:16,679 (calm quirky music continues) 812 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,006 Okay. (chuckles) 813 00:23:18,007 --> 00:23:18,959 (Spencer gasps) 814 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,017 Why did you put that? - What the... 815 00:23:21,018 --> 00:23:21,975 - Is this a joke? 816 00:23:21,976 --> 00:23:23,669 (calm quirky music continues) 817 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,720 - Can I see? 818 00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:27,029 - Okay. 819 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,586 So. 820 00:23:28,587 --> 00:23:30,809 - (gasps) Oh my god. 821 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:31,799 - I was the only one up for the job. 822 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,200 How would I not get the job? 823 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,100 Who got the job? 824 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:37,846 Who is Peter? 825 00:23:37,847 --> 00:23:40,139 (gentle music) 826 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,823 - Excuse me, I can't read. 827 00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:47,767 (gentle music continues) 828 00:23:47,768 --> 00:23:49,219 - Okay. 829 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,419 - If you're mad, you can spank me. 830 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,039 - Okay, okay, okay. 831 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,329 - Hey, ha! 832 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,459 Okay. (laughs) 833 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:59,969 Take it out on me. - Right, for sure, for sure. 834 00:23:59,970 --> 00:24:03,839 And it's just, you know, so good. 835 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,049 Okay, okay, ha ha ha ha ha. 836 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:07,949 I love it here. 837 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:10,139 No, this is better actually. 838 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,462 No, this is like... 839 00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:13,963 (both scream) 840 00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,100 Okay, no. 841 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,709 Okay, okay, so... 842 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,089 - Thank you. - This is our life, 843 00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:23,752 and that is your apartment. - Thank you very much. 844 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,859 Okay. - What are we doing? 845 00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:27,065 - I'm gonna go get my apartment. 846 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,529 - How hard is it to kill somebody 847 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,404 like if I make a wish? 848 00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:32,162 - What do you want me to do? 849 00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:36,389 (gentle music continues) 850 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:37,440 - You know what? 851 00:24:40,807 --> 00:24:44,635 I think I'm gonna get outta here. 852 00:24:44,636 --> 00:24:46,679 (gentle music continues) 853 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,512 I think I'm done. 854 00:24:47,513 --> 00:24:49,529 So, I think I'm done. 855 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,482 You wanna ride the bus? 856 00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:51,502 - Yeah! 857 00:24:51,503 --> 00:24:52,416 To my apartment? Yeah, let's 858 00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:53,979 go ahead and do that. - You could sleep over. 859 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,969 - Think I'm done. - This is so fun. 860 00:24:56,970 --> 00:24:59,279 This is so funny. - Like we'll get outta here. 861 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,228 - This is the best day of my life. 862 00:25:00,229 --> 00:25:02,429 - Okay, so, hey, why don't you come stay 863 00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:03,809 at my apartment for a little bit? 864 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,549 - Really? - It'll be fun. 865 00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:06,869 - Thanks. - We're gonna do that. 866 00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:10,439 So, have fun with the show. 867 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,999 Why don't we do that? 868 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,986 So good luck. - Have fun with the show. 869 00:25:13,987 --> 00:25:15,539 - Okay, so. - Why don't we do that? 870 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:16,862 - I don't, okay, so- - Have fun with the show. 871 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:17,875 - No, so I'm making a statement, 872 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:18,708 so you don't need to repeat that. 873 00:25:18,709 --> 00:25:20,879 - [Spencer] I'm just being like daddy. 874 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,933 Let's go, Dad. 875 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:24,839 Dare you to say, "I love you." 876 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,890 Dare you to say it. 877 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:28,189 Oh, can I take it? 878 00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:29,939 - [Vic] Yep, and so you're gonna take these. 879 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,713 So all this, take it all. 880 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:33,954 And I want this one and that. 881 00:25:33,955 --> 00:25:35,549 (gentle music continues) 882 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:36,962 Do you think do you want this for your apartment? 883 00:25:36,963 --> 00:25:38,399 - Yes. - And we're gonna take that. 884 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,657 - Thank you. - Okay. 885 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:42,058 - What's this? - Guitar? 886 00:25:42,059 --> 00:25:43,409 - [Vic] Yeah, you want a guitar? 887 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,999 My boy can have guitar. 888 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,832 How about that? 889 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:46,665 I don't know what that is, 890 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:47,498 but it's a pepper shaker. - I love it. 891 00:25:47,499 --> 00:25:48,331 You're gonna need that. 892 00:25:48,332 --> 00:25:49,164 So let's go. 893 00:25:49,165 --> 00:25:49,997 Come on. - Thank you. 894 00:25:49,998 --> 00:25:52,423 - Yep, okay. - This is our first hangout. 895 00:25:52,424 --> 00:25:54,798 (gentle music continues) 896 00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:57,212 - Okay. - You got it? 897 00:25:57,213 --> 00:25:59,506 - Yep. - You got it? 898 00:25:59,507 --> 00:26:00,359 - Don't! 899 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,192 I got it. 900 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,329 So, no, don't even come near me. 901 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,162 I'm serious. 902 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,149 - You got it? - Yep, I got it, so... 903 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,409 - You got it. - Got it. 904 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:08,787 - You got it? - I got it. 905 00:26:08,788 --> 00:26:11,279 - You got it? - Pick that one up. 906 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,689 - Okay. - That's ours. 907 00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:14,492 - That's ours. - I can't get out of the door. 908 00:26:14,493 --> 00:26:16,689 - Okay, it's okay. - Okay. 909 00:26:16,690 --> 00:26:17,759 - Okay. - Thank you. 910 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,867 - Here we go. - Don't say thank you. 911 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:19,934 - [Spencer] Okay. 912 00:26:19,935 --> 00:26:22,179 (gentle music continues) 913 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,443 (items crash) 914 00:26:23,444 --> 00:26:24,495 - [Spencer] Was it snack? 915 00:26:24,496 --> 00:26:25,962 - It's fine, it's fine. - Okay, okay. 916 00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:28,709 - And so we got these 'cause they're off property, 917 00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:30,531 so they're ours actually, so... 918 00:26:30,532 --> 00:26:31,889 (gentle music continues) 919 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:32,940 - Thank you. 920 00:26:34,351 --> 00:26:36,232 I love you. 921 00:26:36,233 --> 00:26:37,307 I love spending time with you. 922 00:26:37,308 --> 00:26:42,308 (upbeat groove music) (audience applauds) 923 00:26:46,603 --> 00:26:50,603 (upbeat groove music continues) 924 00:26:55,675 --> 00:26:59,675 (upbeat groove music continues) 925 00:26:59,725 --> 00:27:04,275 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63798

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