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- [sirens blaring]
- [* energetic rock music]
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- [car engine revs]
- [sirens blare]
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[tires squeal]
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[remote beeping]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- See?
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Isn't that so much better?
Now you see the difference?
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Twenty-four frames per second
is the ideal frame rate
to please the human eye.
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See, this is exactly
how Edgar Wright
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wants you
to view his film.
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Now in fact, uh, we have
the new 4K Blu-ray for sale
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right here in SuperSave's
very own physical media section.
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Oh, wow.
Uh, Kendall, thanks.
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If I was in the market for
a TV or even liked movies,
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you're obviously
the guy to talk to.
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Uh, but I really still
need that blender.
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That was the only thing
I asked about.
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Uh, could we head over
to kitchen appliances?
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Of course.
Right this way.
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- [PA chimes]
- [over PA] Kendall Hines,
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please report
to the manager's office.
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- Kendall Hines...
- Uh, hey, Ariel,
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can you show this guy
where the blenders
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or the toasters
or whatever are?
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{\an8}♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
and a happy new year ♪
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♪ Please bring us
some figgy pudding ♪
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{\an8}[laughs] Oh, no.
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{\an8}Shut the fuck up, man.
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{\an8}Should've had this
thing up a week ago.
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{\an8}We need to talk, huh?
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{\an8}About what, birthday boy?
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{\an8}Your funky-ass
onion breath? [laughs]
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{\an8}Is that why you got
toothpaste on your desk?
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{\an8}Oh, I hope that's toothpaste.
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{\an8}No, fucker. I read
your heist script.
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{\an8}[Kendall]
Oh, shit. What'd you think?
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{\an8}Well, first off, I think if
it's this easy to rob a safe,
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{\an8}then I need to upgrade
our store security system.
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{\an8}[both laugh]
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{\an8}- About the script?
- [Bill] Alright, fine.
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{\an8}I loved it, man.
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{\an8}I did. Like, from page one,
like, I felt like,
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{\an8}like I knew these people.
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{\an8}And then, I loved all the
little nods to the classics
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{\an8}like "Heat" and, uh,
"Inside Man" and "Oceans 11."
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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}And then at the end
when the thieves,
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{\an8}they all turned
on one another, bro, like,
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{\an8}I was on the edge of my seat.
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{\an8}- Thank you.
- You-you-you crushed it.
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{\an8}Yeah. For real?
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{\an8}[Bill] Yeah, for real, man,
just like you crushed
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{\an8}the 10 other scripts
that I read before this one.
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{\an8}So, when you gonna get out
to Hollywood where you belong
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{\an8}and put your talent
to use, huh?
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{\an8}Ma-maybe if I
just wrote one more,
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{\an8}just lights-out script.
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{\an8}You know what I mean?
Just like,
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{\an8}I don't know,
maybe, maybe like a,
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{\an8}a romantic comedy,
you know? [chuckles]
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{\an8}Yeah, uh. [chuckles]
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{\an8}That's it, man,
um, you're fired.
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{\an8}[Kendall laughs]
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What?
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Look, SuperSave
is cutting stores,
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and, uh, this one could be next
on the chopping block
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unless I can find a way
to cut shoplifting losses,
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and, I mean,
you've seen how it is.
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These fuckers are
just loading up carts
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with TVs and walking out.
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It's gotten bad.
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So the next few weeks,
I'm hiring security
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to watch electronics and I'm
letting a few key personnel go.
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But why me?
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Hmm?
And why are you firing me
on your birthday?
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Well, at least I'm not
firing you on your birthday.
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I mean... [laughs]
that would be worse if I...
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I need this job, man.
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I got, I got bills to pay.
I got to feed myself.
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Okay, well, lucky for you,
there's plenty of jobs in LA.
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Go Uber or wait tables while
you chase your dreams, man.
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You're, you're
wasting yourself here.
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You know something, Bill?
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You're an asshole.
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Man, you're a fucking asshole.
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You wanna fire me?
Then just fire me. Alright?
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Don't act like
you're doing me a favor
when you do it.
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[door slams]
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[* Christmas music
playing on speakers]
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ Oh, jingle bells
jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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The alarm's disconnected
on the emergency door
in the back.
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I ain't cutting you in.
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I don't give
a shit. Alright?
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I just got... fired.
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Oh, man, I'm, I'm real sorry
to hear about that.
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Hey, why don't you let me
drop these off with my guy.
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You can meet me
over at Ding-A-Ling,
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I'll buy you a couple mojitos,
you know, as a thank you.
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- [remote beeps]
- [Kendall] It's not even
the job I'm mad about.
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I mean, fuck SuperSave
and everybody over there.
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Except my friend
betrayed me.
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You know, it's the principle
of the thing.
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Yeah, man. Principals,
teachers, all that shit.
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I hear you.
Super important.
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Yeah, Bill says I should go
to Hollywood, make movies,
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you know,
like it's that simple.
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Yeah, like you just
roll into Beverly Hills
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in your Honda Accord
and they toss you
an Arri Alexa
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and a financially viable talent
package in your front seat.
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No, it takes money, you know,
it takes connections.
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All I've got are my scripts.
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Wait, you mean, like
for movies and shit?
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[Kendall]
Mostly crime movies.
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Funny enough,
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my latest script
is about a guy
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who gets fired
from a SuperSave.
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But the twist is
that he returns using
his knowledge of heist movies
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to rob the store's safe
for his revenge,
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and he gets a puppy.
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And a hot girlfriend.
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Well, how much cash
the dude get?
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Two hundred thousand.
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There's that much money
in big box stores?
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I mean, after Black Friday
weekend, there is.
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All you have to do is just,
like, get in there and take it.
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The whole thing's all based
on the actual SuperSave
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I work at,
or used to work at.
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I mean, point being,
the heist itself is foolproof.
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We should do this.
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Me and you.
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You wanna finance
my independent movie?
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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Do I look like I'm stupid?
No.
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I'm saying we should do
the big box job,
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but for real.
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[* mysterious music playing]
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You mean rob the store?
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Quick lick at
the SuperSave, huh?
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Two hundred K, we split
everything right down
the middle.
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The name's Juice,
by the way.
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Kendall.
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Yo, Kendall.
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I don't know what this is,
but this shit is crazy.
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You've never seen "Heat"?
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[* bold, ambient music playing]
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It's incredible.
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[TV remote beeps]
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The action is the juice.
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Right?
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Listen, if your script is
anything like this movie,
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well, then we got to get you
to Hollywood, man.
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[Kendall chuckles]
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What's the title
of your movie?
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"One Last Job."
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That's hard. Pause.
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We got to rob the store.
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[Kendall]
Ah, man. I'm not a criminal.
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I've-I've never even
gotten a traffic ticket.
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All I know is movies.
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Well, you're gonna need money
if you move to LA, right?
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And plus, you said you
wanna get back at your boy.
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So, that's like two birds.
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I mean, you got all the
details worked out, right?
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No, I just don't want
anybody to get hurt.
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Who's gonna get hurt?
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Okay, look, i-i-it's
gonna be me and you.
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We're gonna go into
the store at night,
we're gonna get the cash,
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and then we're gonna go
our separate ways.
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And then, one day,
I'm gonna be walking
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into a movie theater
and you know whose name
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I'm gonna see up there
on that big screen?
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Yours, my friend.
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So what do you say?
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Me and you.
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First, we're gonna need
a map of the store.
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- My man.
- [script thuds]
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[* espionage music playing]
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A cunning disguise.
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Two duffle bags.
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Bolt cutters.
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An instant film camera.
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Gooseneck clip.
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And a UV flashlight.
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We also need
the safe room key.
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[keys jingle]
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We only need
to copy the one key...
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so we'll make sure
he gets them back quickly.
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Cleaning staff wraps up
at 6:30 a.m.
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♪
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[door creaks]
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The armored truck
arrives for cash pickup
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Monday at 7:00 a.m.,
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so we have less
than 30 minutes.
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Once inside, we cut
the power at the breaker,
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security cameras go down,
and we can move freely.
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The camera in the safe room
runs on a separate system.
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It has its own power source
that kicks in
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45 seconds after
primary power goes out.
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We are gonna use
a Polaroid photo to bypass it.
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♪
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I can't believe
we're actually doing this.
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[Juice]
Yeah, man, we are.
So, get your ass going.
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[Kendall] Okay. Okay.
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You ever see
"Gone in 60 Seconds"?
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Don't flex.
You know I haven't.
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Well, ever since
we were kids,
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Bill's been obsessed
with sour cream and onion
and potato chips.
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- Uh-huh.
- And you know what glows
in a black light?
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- [Juice] Semen.
- [Kendall] What?
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- [flashlight clicks]
- Canola oil.
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[Juice laughs]
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- [Kendall]
Zero, one, three, four.
- [safe buttons beep]
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[handle rattles]
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- Uh-uh. Zero, three, one, four.
- [safe buttons beep]
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[handle rattles]
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[Juice]
Come on, player,
we got to move.
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- Four, three, one, zero.
- [safe buttons beep]
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- [handle rattles]
- [Juice] Come on, we got
15 minutes. Move it.
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[Kendall]
Well, one of these
combos is gonna work.
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[safe handle rattles]
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[object bangs distantly]
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- [Juice] Did you hear that?
- [Kendall] Yeah.
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[Juice]
Alright, you get them bills.
And I'll go check it out.
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- Three, one, four, zero.
- [handle rattles]
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- Alright, one, zero,
four, three.
- [handle rattles]
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Four, three, one, zero.
Come on, come on.
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- [light beeps]
- Yes.
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[safe handle clicking]
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[safe door squeaks]
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Holy shit.
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That's a lot more
than 200 grand.
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[* tense music playing]
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[zipper buzzes]
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[bag thuds]
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- [zipper buzzes]
- [bag thuds]
238
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,821
Yo, Juice.
239
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,925
We clear?
240
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,662
Well, what he doesn't know
won't hurt him.
241
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,699
[* tense music continues]
242
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:16,910
Yoo-hoo?
243
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,246
[bags thud]
244
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,148
[lock rattling]
245
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,854
[bag rustles]
246
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,789
[lock clicking]
247
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:33,126
- [Juice coughing]
- Ah, Juice. My man?
248
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:38,131
I, uh, I just thought
I heard a noise.
249
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,232
[Bill] What juice?
250
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,673
[in gruff voice]
Okay, buster,
251
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,875
uh, don't move
and you won't get hurt.
252
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,846
[laughs]
Kendall, what the...
253
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,014
What you wearing a mask for?
254
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,282
What the fuck
are you doing here?
255
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,585
Oh, shit. Okay.
256
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,521
Uh, look, I know this looks
really bad, but I can explain.
257
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,822
[gunshot]
258
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,190
[Bill thuds]
259
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,162
[* tense music playing]
260
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,897
[gunshots]
261
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,899
[Juice] Listen, I already did
20 years in jail for a witness.
262
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,367
I ain't going down
that road again.
263
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,935
Look, we got, uh,
nine minutes
264
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,038
until that armored car
gets here.
265
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,275
That's-that's-that's Bill.
That's-that's-that's my friend.
266
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,210
You killed my friend.
267
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:28,381
Okay, so, I'll take care
of the body and, uh,
268
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,750
here, you clean up the mess.
269
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,285
[claps] Let's go. Move.
270
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,187
Alright, let's go.
271
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,356
Come on, man.
272
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,993
[* tense music continues]
273
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,207
Hey, man, 30 seconds.
We got to go.
274
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,276
I said I'm on it.
275
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,012
[Juice]
Hey, this is perfect.
276
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,214
They're gonna think that
homeboy got off with the cash.
277
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,017
Yeah, it's perfect.
278
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,190
[* suspenseful music playing]
279
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,266
- [gunshot]
- [woman blares]
280
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,569
[remote beeps]
281
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,839
[* pop music playing
on speakers]
282
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,345
What are you,
like a rom-com gal?
283
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,483
Okay.
284
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,085
Oh, cool.
See you studying.
285
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,188
You know, I had a brief stint
in the education sector,
286
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:47,260
but, uh, well, it just
wasn't really my bag, so.
287
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,862
Yeah, heh.
288
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,233
You're up, delivery girl.
289
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,534
Oh, cool.
290
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,569
SuperSave on Fourth and M.
291
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,307
Uh, hey, it's, uh,
Charlie, actually.
292
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,010
Okay.
293
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,313
Alright. Okay,
you're studying.
294
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,915
Alright, leaving.
295
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,484
Huh. Fun. You're fun.
296
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,853
Okay. Bye, Jenny.
297
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,122
- Headed out.
- [door bells jangle]
298
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,626
[car door thuds]
299
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,327
[keys jingle]
300
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,102
Uh, hey?
301
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,004
- Hello, food.
- [Bill] Oh.
302
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,472
- Hi.
- [Bill] Hey.
303
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,707
- Hey.
- Food delivery.
304
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,342
- Sorry, uh...
- [keypad beeps]
305
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,010
- Hello, uh...
- Hi. S-sorry to keep you...
306
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,479
Tandoor delivery. For you.
307
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,082
- So... there you go.
- Oh.
308
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,217
Okay.
Thank you, uh, Tandoor.
309
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,487
Ah, oh, uh, my name's
Charlie, actually,
310
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,089
I just, uh... It's a...
311
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,193
- Uh...
- Oh.
312
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,461
You were trying
to make a joke.
313
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,365
Yeah, uh, well,
uh, I was trying
[laughs] at least.
314
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,467
Also, ouch. [laughs]
315
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,670
Okay, um... bye.
316
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,605
Auf wiedersehen.
317
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,507
Eh.
318
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,510
- Okay.
- Okay.
319
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,446
Alright. And see you.
320
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,553
♪ Kiss me, out of
the bearded barley ♪
321
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,988
- [phone rings]
- ♪ You'll wear those shoes ♪
322
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,891
♪ And I will wear
that dress, oh, oh ♪
323
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,026
Tandoor.
324
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,727
♪ Kiss me ♪
325
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,363
♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪
326
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,565
- ♪ Lead me ♪
- [phone rings]
327
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,101
- ♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪
- [Jenny] Tandoor.
328
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,337
♪ Lift your open hand ♪
329
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,772
- [phone rings]
- ♪ Strike up the band ♪
330
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,840
♪ And make the fireflies dance ♪
331
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,275
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪
332
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,344
SuperSave on
Fourth and M, again.
333
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,314
Hm, well, seems like
somebody really likes naan.
334
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,883
[Jenny] He asked if you
were working tonight.
335
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,951
- [Charlie chuckles]
- So, is he cute?
336
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,454
I bet he is. He has
a sexy phone voice.
337
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,757
Oh, I threw in free samosas.
Hot guys love samosas.
338
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,126
Who even are you right now?
339
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,594
Like, seriously,
what is happening?
340
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,662
Wait, but don't you realize?
341
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,165
Ordering from the same
restaurant night after night,
342
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,966
just to get to know
the delivery girl,
343
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,568
classic rom-com move.
344
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,237
SuperSave stud is trying
to rizz you up, Charlie.
345
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,839
This is your love story.
346
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,508
Let's not get carried away,
Jenny. Okay?
347
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,282
[key pad beeps]
348
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,983
- [Charlie] Hi.
- Hey.
349
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,118
- Hi, again.
- [Bill] Hey.
350
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,587
So, uh, dinner's served.
351
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,189
- Thank you.
- Yeah, sure.
352
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,659
And, uh,
samosas on the house.
353
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,493
Oh.
354
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:38,298
Okay, uh, well,
then I proudly accept
this fried offering
355
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,066
to commemorate
the day of my birth.
356
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:44,237
- It's your birthday?
- Uh, it's tomorrow, actually.
357
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,407
I'm sorry.
I'm, I'm Bill, by the way.
358
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,808
I am Charlie.
359
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,745
Hey, um...
360
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,248
uh...
361
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,118
do you think?
362
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,353
Dinner.
363
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,022
Yes, now I'm meeting
him tonight at big box.
364
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,524
I don't know what to wear.
Who am I becoming?
365
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,593
I mean, I don't know.
I kinda like it.
366
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,130
This is the first date now.
Make or break time.
367
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,664
[Charlie chuckles]
368
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:12,999
[paper slaps]
369
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,267
What is this?
370
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,670
This is a little list
I've been putting together.
371
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,673
The birthday gift needs
to make Bill feel like
372
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:23,043
you just get him intuitively
but if it's too bespoke,
373
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,011
you'll come off
as a psycho stalker.
374
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,180
On the other hand,
if it's too generic,
375
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,015
then he'll think that
you're not that interested,
376
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,717
or worse, basic.
377
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,620
And, uh, if the date's
going really well,
378
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,890
make sure that you forget
something at Bill's place.
379
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:39,626
Ah, like what? My chastity?
380
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,596
No, something valuable,
like, um, your sunglasses.
381
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,098
And that way, you have
a reason to go back
382
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,366
and see him again.
383
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,301
Huh? Well, very clever.
384
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,236
Yeah. It's called
the leave behind.
385
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,705
- It's a trope, but it works.
- Okay.
386
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,773
Ooh, does Bill have any friends
that you know about?
387
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:57,377
Maybe like a quirky
but non-threatening coworker?
388
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,747
Uh. Hi, psst, hi.
389
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,118
Hey, uh, do you happen
to know Bill,
390
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,920
the-the-the-the manager?
391
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,056
I do indeed.
Uh, why do you ask?
392
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:14,060
Actually, he asked me
on a little date.
393
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,629
So it's our, uh,
it's our first date.
394
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,798
It's like a dinner.
It happens to be his birthday,
395
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,534
and, yeah,
I guess I was hoping
that maybe you could,
396
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,403
I don't know, uh, steer me
in the right direction,
397
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,871
you know, like gifting wise.
398
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,574
Okay, I see. I see.
399
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,243
Well, you know,
Bill is my boy,
400
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,879
and he did just get out
of a pretty bad breakup.
401
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,648
So, you know, before I go
and give you advice
402
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,218
on some romantic gift...
403
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,622
should really find out if you,
uh, are actually worthy.
404
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,657
Uh, okay.
405
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,093
Which "Mission Impossible"
is the best?
406
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,629
[Charlie laughs]
407
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,499
- Seriously?
- This is your mission,
408
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,334
should you choose
to accept it.
409
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,470
This offer will self-destruct
in 10 seconds.
410
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,472
- It's also my lunch break.
- [watch beeps]
411
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,208
Okay. Uh, wow.
412
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,111
Okay, so, uh, I don't know,
I guess, uh, Tom Cruise,
413
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,414
he, uh, uh...
414
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,082
- Okay, uh...
- Time's up.
415
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:13,687
Alright, uh,
"Mission Impossible," uh, one.
416
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,456
Alright, alright,
alright. Okay.
417
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,857
Has Bill told you about Betty?
418
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,127
Like I said, it's a first date,
so it's pretty casual.
419
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,330
We're not really doing,
uh, big talks about exes.
420
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,933
Oh, no, no, uh, uh,
Betty's his new motorcycle.
421
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,835
- Ah.
- Yeah, it's his baby.
422
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,738
So if you get him something
chopper related, he'll love it.
423
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,607
Okay. Oh, thank you. Okay.
424
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,077
Betty. Chopper.
I was never here.
425
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,046
Excuse me.
I-I'm in a big hurry.
426
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,614
Could you help me
choose a blender?
427
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:43,116
Yes. Yes.
428
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,485
But first, let me
show you something.
429
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,154
- You carry your own remote?
- Yeah, of course.
430
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,889
Now follow me right here.
You're gonna love this.
431
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,458
Now you see this right here?
432
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:54,427
[motorcycle revs]
433
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,367
[* gentle music playing]
434
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,003
Wow.
435
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,404
Oh.
436
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,040
- [Bill chuckles]
- Hi.
437
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,241
[Bill] Hi.
438
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,945
So, uh, in honor of your birth.
439
00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:13,813
What?
440
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,684
Okay, a gift.
You didn't have to do that.
441
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,219
Open it. Open, open.
442
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,520
Okay. Alright.
443
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,857
[bell jingles]
444
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,358
Is this a guardian bell?
445
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,027
[Charlie]
Yeah, I did some, uh,
446
00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:30,363
incredibly limited
research in there.
447
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,399
Well, they told me that if
you hang this on your chopper,
448
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,167
and, uh, I guess
the ring-a-ling,
449
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,670
it, uh, wards off
these evil spirits
450
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,505
if you're on
the open road, so...
451
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,740
Yeah, that's exactly right.
452
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,442
Yeah? Thank God.
453
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,744
Damn, that's cool.
454
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,080
- Wow.
- Yo, I love this.
455
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,715
Cool. You really mean that?
456
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:49,783
Okay. Yeah.
457
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,485
Yeah, why would I...
[chuckles] Why would I lie?
458
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,687
Exactly.
459
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,155
Please,
allow me to lead you
460
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,357
to the finest
dinner spot in town.
461
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,225
- Okay.
- Okay?
462
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,493
- Okay.
- Alright.
463
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,863
Just in here.
464
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,365
[Charlie] In there?
465
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,966
- [Bill] Yeah.
- [Charlie] Okay.
466
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,202
Oh, wow.
467
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,704
[Bill]
It's not too much, is it?
468
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,105
Ah, no, no.
469
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:13,606
I was, uh...
470
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,542
I was kinda going
for sweetly romantic,
471
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,778
but now I'm worried I might
have tipped all the way over
472
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,080
into cornball cheese.
473
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,048
[Charlie]
No, no, no, it's, uh...
474
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,983
I genuinely think it's, uh...
475
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,887
squarely in the sweetly
romantic sweet spot.
476
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,890
- Okay, good.
- Yes, I, uh, I like it.
477
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,593
Glad you like it.
Um, good.
478
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,795
Uh, oh, uh,
do you happen
479
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,365
to have a ladies room
that I could, uh...
480
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,468
Yeah, of course. It's just,
uh, straight back to the left.
481
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,703
Alright.
Uh, this is really nice.
482
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,138
- I'm excited. Okay, thanks.
- [Bill] Okay, well,
483
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:46,373
- I'm glad you like it.
- Okay.
484
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,574
[Bill] Don't get lost.
485
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,510
Alright.
486
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,979
[sighs]
487
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,616
The ol' classic leave behind.
488
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:04,424
Oh, boy, are you sure,
uh, old man SuperSave
489
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,159
won't be upset that
we're here after hours?
490
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:08,528
Oh, no, no, no.
I run the place.
491
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,197
Besides, these cameras
aren't even recording.
492
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,699
Old boss, he taught me
a looping trick,
493
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,101
and it's kinda come
in clutch lately. [laughs]
494
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,836
- I see.
- The truth is,
495
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,438
I just, uh, I got out
496
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,340
of a pretty serious
relationship recently.
497
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,042
- Okay.
- So yeah, I've just been living
498
00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:24,644
out of my office for, like,
the past month or so,
499
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,080
just until I can find
a new place.
500
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,050
Yeah, but if the cameras
aren't working, uh,
501
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,252
aren't you worried
there could be a break-in?
502
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,622
Oh, no, no,
I push this thing once
503
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,658
and a assault squad of cops
shows up in, like, five minutes.
504
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,127
Ah, police state, reassuring.
505
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,529
- Crazy, right?
- Yes. Yeah.
506
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:43,997
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
- Okay.
507
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,465
- [bell tinkling]
- [Bill laughs]
508
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,934
I'm still geeking out
over this guardian bell.
509
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:52,305
It's like, it's just really,
really thoughtful. [laughs]
510
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,608
[Charlie]
Well, you should thank
your, uh, movie nerd buddy.
511
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,945
Yeah, he's the one that
alerted me to your whole, uh,
512
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,980
chopper fixation.
513
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:02,782
- Oh, Kendall, huh?
- Yeah.
514
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,451
[laughs]
515
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,486
Yeah, we've been
pretty tight since, like,
516
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,089
fourth grade, ever since
we got into a fist fight
517
00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:11,725
about whether or not
"Die Hard"
is a Christmas movie.
518
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,460
It is obviously
a Christmas movie, so...
519
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,028
It's definitely
a Christmas movie, but he,
520
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,029
- he would claim...
- Yeah.
521
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:19,099
...that a true Christmas movie
must feature Santa.
522
00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:22,535
Right, well,
you got Bruce Willis
in the hat, so it's--
523
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,204
Yes, but Kendall would say
it doesn't even count
524
00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:25,405
because that's not
the real Santa.
525
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,575
Oh, I'm sorry.
Like, a real Santa?
526
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:29,909
- Real Santa?
- [Bill laughs]
527
00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:32,345
No, you, you preachin'
to the choir right here,
528
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:35,181
'cause I... it's been
going on forever.
529
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,717
I mean, anyway,
we-we kept at it
530
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,220
for, like, the next 20 years.
531
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,521
Mm.
532
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,624
Twenty years.
533
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,459
Actually had
to let him go today.
534
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,195
Wait, you fired him?
535
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:50,997
Yeah.
536
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,466
[scoffs]
537
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,235
Geez. What was that like?
538
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,939
Uh, not great,
but maybe this'll light a fire
539
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,941
under his ass, you know?
540
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:06,413
I, uh, I just read
his latest movie script.
541
00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:09,883
It's so good.
It's like his best one yet.
542
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:14,587
It's like a, a love letter
to all of the cool,
543
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:18,358
old heist movies that
we ever grew up watching.
544
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,727
- Mm.
- Kendall belongs in Hollywood.
545
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,563
He's just too scared
to actually go for it,
you know?
546
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,632
But maybe this,
maybe this'll be
the push he needs
547
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,968
to finally give it a try.
548
00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:30,503
Here's to tough love.
549
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:31,538
- Tough love.
- [glasses clink]
550
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,073
[Bill chuckles]
551
00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:34,574
[Charlie] What about you?
552
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,010
Where do you belong?
553
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,879
- Right here.
- SuperSave?
554
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,182
Look, I know this,
this might sound corny,
555
00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:46,152
but I like to think
of SuperSave as being
this, uh,
556
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,988
this modern-day town square.
557
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,490
Mm.
558
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,393
'Cause people
wanna gather. Right?
559
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:57,897
- People want rituals.
- Mm.
560
00:24:58,298 --> 00:25:01,067
- Human connections.
- Mm.
561
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,335
It's just...
562
00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:04,971
- Basic needs?
- It's just basic needs.
563
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,507
Oh, I see.
It's like a human connection.
564
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,908
That's all it is.
565
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,176
Just...
566
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:12,278
Right?
567
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,250
[* blues music playing
on speakers]
568
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:25,191
Uh, I'm so sorry.
569
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,526
There's, like, a...
570
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,429
There's a creepy guy
standing over there.
571
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:30,797
- He's, uh, checking me out.
- [Bill] What?
572
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:31,898
[Charlie]
Giving me the hairy eyeball.
573
00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,800
- You see it too?
- [Bill laughs]
574
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,536
Is he trying
to join this party...
575
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:37,904
I'm sorry, I sorry.
576
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:40,140
Can you, uh, get me
out of there, 'cause...
577
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,975
- I am gonna get you out of here.
- I just don't like the way...
578
00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:43,677
You don't like
people staring? Mm?
579
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,178
- No, I don't.
- No?
580
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:48,848
[* blues music continues]
581
00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:52,819
I've been thinking about,
like, maybe settling down,
582
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:55,321
getting one of these, uh,
normal lives I've heard about.
583
00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:56,823
- [Bill] Oh, yeah?
- Just that, when I picture it
584
00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,093
in my head,
I can't really, uh,
585
00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:01,728
see it, you know?
586
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:06,266
And maybe, uh,
I'll be honest, I,
587
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,335
I'm beginning
to suspect that, like,
588
00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:11,705
maybe my normal is just
a little bit weird. [laughs]
589
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:14,107
Oh, no, I think
maybe you should...
590
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:17,210
maybe you should stick
around here for a while.
591
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,079
- Mm.
- Maybe...
592
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:24,351
our normal might be
weird enough for you?
593
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,252
Hmm.
594
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,891
- [glass thuds]
- Well, maybe it is.
595
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:35,328
Yeah? I'd like that.
596
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,097
Okay. Maybe.
597
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:43,937
"It's a Wonderful Life."
598
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:48,208
Yeah, I'd agree, on a night
like tonight, it certainly is.
599
00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:51,144
No, "It's a Wonderful Life,"
600
00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,279
it's indisputably
a Christmas movie.
601
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,582
- Oh.
- Nary a Santa in sight.
602
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,217
- Come on.
- [Bill laughs] You got to
take that up with Kendall.
603
00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:59,352
- Yes. Yes, sir.
- Please.
604
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,087
Yes, I will.
605
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,456
[Bill laughs]
606
00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:04,457
No, it's a...
607
00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:06,693
this is a wonderful night,
thank you.
608
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,364
Oh, crap.
609
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,768
- [Charlie] What?
- We open in, uh, a few hours.
610
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,170
- Ah, wow.
- Black Friday's coming up.
611
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:20,540
So... [sighs]
busiest time of the year.
612
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,208
Oh, right. Ah.
613
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,345
I'd love to see you again.
614
00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:27,013
Oh, really?
615
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,381
Yes, really.
616
00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:30,784
Can I call you?
617
00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:33,019
Yeah. Tandoor.
618
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,721
- That's where you'll be?
- Got the number? Yeah.
619
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,423
- I do.
- Alright.
620
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:40,193
[* gentle acoustic music
playing]
621
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,296
From the first moment
I met you,
622
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:45,732
your arrogance and conceit,
your selfish disdain
623
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,634
for the feelings of others,
made me realize
624
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,135
that you were
the last man in the world
625
00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,503
I could ever be
prevailed upon to marry.
626
00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,472
He said he would
call on Monday.
627
00:27:52,572 --> 00:27:53,340
- I don't know.
- [Jenny] It's Monday.
628
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,875
- Well, maybe he's busy.
- Why hasn't he called?
629
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:57,344
Oh, it's Cyber Monday,
I'm told,
630
00:27:57,444 --> 00:28:00,080
so maybe this is when he does
his discounted shopping
631
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,514
- and, uh--
- I know what's happening.
632
00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,783
This is the part of the story
where there's a mix-up
633
00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,752
and it seems like
they won't end up together,
634
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,655
but ultimately it is
revealed to be the test
635
00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,391
through which true love
will finally prevail.
636
00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:13,693
[phone rings]
637
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,830
Tandoor. Uh-huh.
What's the address?
638
00:28:18,598 --> 00:28:20,533
SuperSave on Fourth and M.
639
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,369
Whoo, baby!
640
00:28:22,836 --> 00:28:24,270
What would you like?
641
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,805
[car door slams]
642
00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:29,209
Hey.
643
00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:31,911
Hey, what's happening?
644
00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:34,114
- Lunch. Thank you.
- Informative.
645
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,182
[reporter] A representative
from SuperSave told Channel 2
646
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:39,586
that nearly
$400,000 was stolen.
647
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:44,057
The leading suspect,
store manager Bill Jackson.
648
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,760
I-I-I'm so sorry.
Uh, what did you say?
649
00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,395
- [reporter sighs]
- Cut.
650
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:53,466
Hey. [laughs]
651
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,001
Mind if I join you?
652
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,236
I was supposed
to meet Bill here today.
653
00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:57,804
He's an acquaintance
of mine, uh,
654
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,073
and they're saying
that he, uh, split town?
655
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:02,375
I'm not on the clock,
you know?
656
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,078
Yeah, sorry about that.
It's, uh...
657
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:07,681
Bill's probably halfway
to Cancun by now.
658
00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:10,216
Really? I, I...
That doesn't sound like him.
659
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,618
I mean, not at all.
660
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,788
Bill loves this place.
Yeah.
661
00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:16,489
Why would he rob it?
662
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,559
Because... money?
663
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,228
[bag thuds]
664
00:29:22,796 --> 00:29:25,765
That's 50-50,
just like we said.
665
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,200
That's an extra 500.
666
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,869
I got a thousand for the bike,
for selling it to the chop shop.
667
00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:32,072
- [Kendall] Thanks.
- Oh, man,
668
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:35,108
I'm... Shit.
I'm sorry about your boy.
669
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,444
Better him than
either one of us, right?
670
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,146
I-I got to know something.
671
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,482
You-you-you took care
of the body?
672
00:29:42,582 --> 00:29:44,150
Yeah, I told you.
673
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:46,386
How'd-how'd you do it?
674
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,388
Did you burn him
in an incinerator?
675
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:51,691
Did, did you dissolve
his body in acid,
676
00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:54,227
"Breaking Bad" style?
I-I-I got to know.
677
00:29:54,327 --> 00:29:58,732
No, no, it was
nothing like that.
678
00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:00,467
I switched his body
with a mannequin.
679
00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:05,071
Yeah, I put the Santa suit
on him, man. [laughs]
680
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,539
You what?
681
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,974
Yeah, like
"Weekend at Bernie's."
682
00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,477
Now that shit, that is
a motherfuckin' movie.
683
00:30:10,577 --> 00:30:11,711
The cops
are gonna find him.
684
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,246
Yeah, no shit, eventually.
685
00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:14,748
But we'll both be
long gone by then.
686
00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:16,149
Besides, it's not like
either one of us has
687
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,851
a reason to ever go
back there.
688
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,989
[* suspenseful music playing]
689
00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:34,401
[indistinct police
radio chatter]
690
00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:38,938
[* tense music playing]
691
00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:50,917
[gasps]
Oh, hey, Kendall, hey.
692
00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,053
Have you heard from Bill?
693
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,588
Uh, no, no.
694
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,924
Are you, uh,
are you looking for him?
695
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,959
Yeah, well, gosh, I, I...
696
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,662
The cop said that
he robbed the store
697
00:31:02,762 --> 00:31:04,964
and then he, uh,
took off with the money.
698
00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:08,168
But I mean, Bill, I mean,
he wouldn't rob this place.
699
00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:09,769
- You know that, right?
- Well, look,
700
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,305
you know, Bill just
kicked me to the curb.
701
00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:14,341
I mean, that shit
still stings, so--
702
00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:16,810
No, Bill did not
kick you to the curb.
703
00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:18,778
All he did is he just
gave you a little, uh,
704
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,180
push out of the nest.
[chuckles]
705
00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:22,349
Yeah, I think, I think
we're saying the same thing.
706
00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:25,018
[Charlie] Yeah, Bill, man,
he's like your,
707
00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:26,219
your biggest fan, you know.
708
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,654
You should hear him talk
about your script.
709
00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:29,456
He really,
really believes in you.
710
00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,324
Yeah, it's like the only reason
he even fired you.
711
00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:33,193
It was just
tough love, man, yeah.
712
00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:35,462
He wanted
to make sure that, uh,
713
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:38,798
you know, you gave
yourself a shot.
714
00:31:39,132 --> 00:31:42,202
Oh, hey, um,
Bill did fire you.
715
00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:44,104
So, what are you
even doing here?
716
00:31:44,437 --> 00:31:48,241
Oh, I, uh, I left
something in my locker.
717
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,010
I'm just gonna clear
everything out.
718
00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:53,613
Alright, see ya. Yeah, okay.
719
00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:57,083
Gosh. [sighs]
720
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,988
Creepy Santa?
Is that you?
721
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:05,492
I'm sorry. Where the heck
are your clothes?
722
00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:08,962
[* tense music playing]
723
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,504
Can't be in here, bub.
Active crime scene.
724
00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:19,139
Oh, uh, my bad.
725
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,407
I-I was just trying to get
something out of my locker.
726
00:32:20,507 --> 00:32:21,675
[officer] Let's go.
727
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,243
Okay.
728
00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:26,646
[indistinct police
radio chatter]
729
00:32:29,549 --> 00:32:32,519
[* soft Christmas music
playing on speakers]
730
00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:44,731
[* eerie music playing]
731
00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,605
[Charlie] [gasps]
Oh, my God!
732
00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:53,740
[Bill thuds]
733
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,743
[shoppers gasping,
chattering]
734
00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:58,812
Kendall,
what the hell's going on?
735
00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:00,547
What's everyone screaming about?
736
00:33:01,214 --> 00:33:04,417
Uh, I have no idea.
737
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:06,686
- Is that a real person?
- Oh, shit.
738
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,123
[Charlie gasping]
739
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,096
[officer]
Did the deceased
mention any plans
740
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:17,330
to rob the store?
741
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,733
No, the deceased
did not mention any plan
742
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:21,267
to rob the store, okay?
743
00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:22,569
Bill loved this place. So...
744
00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:25,271
I mean, you guys really
still think that he did this?
745
00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:28,174
Our working theory is that Bill
and an unknown accomplice
746
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,709
pulled off the heist together.
747
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,712
Then, you know,
whoa, differences.
748
00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:34,781
Then the accomplice
killed Bill,
749
00:33:34,881 --> 00:33:36,082
took off with the whole amount.
750
00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:39,185
[officer] We know
that Mr. Jackson
was staying here overnight.
751
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,488
He was the only one
with the safe combination,
752
00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:43,289
and we have proof
that he was manipulating
753
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:44,457
the security cameras.
754
00:33:44,557 --> 00:33:46,359
No, no, Bill was
only staying here
755
00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,795
'cause he'd recently had
a breakup, okay?
756
00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:50,096
So...
757
00:33:51,664 --> 00:33:54,200
- Wait. Can I?
- What?
758
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:59,205
Okay, uh, is that a Polaroid
in front of the camera?
759
00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,808
Yeah. Like we told you,
he was manipulating them.
760
00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:04,177
Okay, I-I-I'm sorry,
but that's...
761
00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:05,278
that is not how Bill did it.
762
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:07,814
Look, his previous manager
had taught him
763
00:34:07,914 --> 00:34:09,482
how to loop the footage, right?
764
00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:13,186
So, why would Bill
suddenly use
765
00:34:13,286 --> 00:34:15,522
some, uh, janky ass,
766
00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:19,325
and frankly,
weirdly expensive Polaroid.
767
00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:22,195
Maybe he was just
a "Mission Impossible" fan.
768
00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:23,329
Wanted to pay tribute.
769
00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:25,665
This, uh, Polaroid gag,
770
00:34:25,765 --> 00:34:27,867
that's from
"Mission Impossible III,"
right?
771
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,170
Best film
in the entire series.
772
00:34:35,709 --> 00:34:36,876
[door clicks shut]
773
00:34:38,611 --> 00:34:39,779
[keys clink]
774
00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:44,217
[* soft, haunting music playing]
775
00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:45,785
[Juice] Oh, finally.
776
00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:51,157
I had this paused for over
an hour waiting for you
to come home.
777
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,660
I especially wanted you
to see this part.
778
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,928
Have a seat.
779
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:58,465
♪
780
00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:03,837
- [remote beeps]
- [reporter] The leading suspect,
781
00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:06,573
{\an8}store manager Bill Jackson.
782
00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:09,275
{\an8}A representative from
SuperSave told Channel 2
783
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:12,145
that nearly $400,000 was stolen.
784
00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:14,014
- [remote beeps]
- Nearly 400,000...
785
00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:15,715
- [remote beeps]
- Nearly 400,000...
786
00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:18,752
- [remote beeps]
- Nearly $400,000 was stolen.
787
00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:20,353
[remote beeps]
788
00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:23,323
400,000?
789
00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:28,228
That's funny, because...
790
00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:30,897
when I counted it, it was
a little less than three.
791
00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:35,735
But I never actually saw
what was in the safe, did I?
792
00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:41,875
I trusted you,
and you fuckin' lied to me.
793
00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:44,244
Give me that.
794
00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:47,213
- [bag thuds]
- Where's the rest?
795
00:35:48,014 --> 00:35:49,783
Where's the fucking money?
796
00:35:50,183 --> 00:35:51,918
In my locker in,
in the break room.
797
00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:54,020
- What's the combo?
- Come on, bro.
798
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,755
[gun clicks]
799
00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:58,491
Four, six, one, three.
800
00:35:59,726 --> 00:36:01,761
Shit ain't like it is
in the movies, is it?
801
00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:03,596
[* ominous music playing]
802
00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:04,898
[gun clicking]
803
00:36:08,068 --> 00:36:11,805
SuperSaver piece of shit.
804
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:15,208
- [gun thuds]
- Ah, fuck! Ow.
805
00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:17,544
Whoa. Oh, oh, hey!
806
00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:19,145
Ah, please, no.
807
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,447
[blade slices]
808
00:36:22,949 --> 00:36:26,853
[Juice gasps, gags]
809
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,759
[bat clatters]
810
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:35,829
[Juice groans]
811
00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:38,465
[Juice thuds]
812
00:36:38,565 --> 00:36:41,568
[* tense music playing]
813
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:42,836
Oh, shit.
814
00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,376
[officer]
The premises are clear,
815
00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:50,643
and we're leaving the scene.
816
00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:52,712
[man on radio]
Understood, 27.
817
00:36:52,812 --> 00:36:54,280
We're clear
and walking the perimeter.
818
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,649
Clearing the scene now,
returning to patrol.
819
00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,853
[zipper buzzes]
820
00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:04,924
[* tense music playing]
821
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:19,472
[Charlie]
You left something
in your locker, huh?
822
00:37:21,141 --> 00:37:23,243
One, two, three, four. Hmm.
823
00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:24,411
[lock clicks]
824
00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:25,979
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
825
00:37:26,613 --> 00:37:27,947
[sighs]
826
00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:30,684
Huh? What, indeed?
827
00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:35,221
Uh, giant skyscraper, uh,
Superman power arms, yeah.
828
00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:39,726
Uh, classic original,
and, I don't know,
829
00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,628
Philip Seymour Hoffman
bad guy.
830
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:43,229
[lock clicks]
831
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,132
Oh, yes.
832
00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:50,637
Man. Questionable order,
but I'll allow it.
833
00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:53,173
[bag rustles]
834
00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:56,676
Oh, fuck you. You son
of a bitch, come on.
835
00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:59,045
[door creaks]
836
00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:03,783
[Charlie sighs]
837
00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:07,253
Man, Bill believed in you,
like he really believed in you.
838
00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:10,256
And then what do you do?
Y-y-you-you rob him.
839
00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:12,692
You kill him. You put
his body on display.
840
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,427
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
841
00:38:14,828 --> 00:38:16,996
Believe me, I am.
842
00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:20,633
But I did not kill Bill.
843
00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:22,769
No, you-you didn't,
that's right.
844
00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:25,005
- But I will kill you...
- [gun cocks]
845
00:38:25,105 --> 00:38:27,007
...if you make me.
846
00:38:27,107 --> 00:38:28,575
So drop the bag.
847
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:30,310
[bag thuds]
848
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,678
Put your hands up
849
00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:34,047
and back away.
850
00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:36,383
Okay, man, alright.
851
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,785
Just, if you didn't
kill him, who did?
852
00:38:38,885 --> 00:38:40,754
Look, none
of that matters. Alright?
853
00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:42,389
So what now? You just...
854
00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:44,657
you split town,
you steal that cash,
855
00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:46,926
and you pin
this robbery on Bill?
856
00:38:47,027 --> 00:38:48,862
And then what?
Everyone who cares about him
857
00:38:48,962 --> 00:38:51,631
just thinks that
he was lying all along?
858
00:38:51,731 --> 00:38:53,299
No one was supposed
to get hurt on this, alright?
859
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,001
Just, come on,
let's just go. Come on.
860
00:38:56,102 --> 00:38:57,570
[Charlie sighs]
861
00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:01,741
Okay, so let me guess.
So you planned it all
down to the last detail,
862
00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:04,044
you team up with
some motherfucker
you think you can trust.
863
00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:06,613
Night of the robbery,
everything's going
exactly according to plan.
864
00:39:06,713 --> 00:39:08,882
Suddenly, this guy turns out
to be a loose cannon
865
00:39:08,982 --> 00:39:10,717
and then, boom,
everything goes to shit.
866
00:39:10,817 --> 00:39:13,253
Then, you two turn on
each other 'cause of the cash.
867
00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:15,755
- Is that about right?
- Wait, hold on a minute.
868
00:39:16,156 --> 00:39:17,857
How do you know all that?
869
00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:19,759
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe just 'cause it's the plot
870
00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:21,461
of every fuckin'
heist movie ever made.
871
00:39:21,561 --> 00:39:24,164
Well, this is the part
where I take the cash
872
00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:25,799
and drive off into the sunset.
873
00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:26,966
Oh, I see. Really?
874
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,170
Mm, I'm not sure
about that. [clicks tongue]
875
00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:33,506
Don't push that.
876
00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:35,942
Well, I-I actually,
I pushed it three minutes ago,
877
00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:38,345
'cause this isn't some dumb,
fucking action movie.
878
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,380
[rapid gunfire]
879
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,282
Oh, shit.
[breathes heavily]
880
00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:44,317
- [rapid gunfire]
- You were saying?
881
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:46,119
- [Juice] Kendall!
- God, I stand corrected.
882
00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:47,821
Where's my money?
883
00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,290
- [rapid gunfire]
- The chick's got it.
884
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,858
- What?
- [remote clatters]
885
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:53,526
You fucking coward!
886
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:56,229
[gunfire continues]
887
00:39:56,329 --> 00:39:58,631
[* tense music playing]
888
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:01,768
[Juice coughs]
889
00:40:04,537 --> 00:40:07,440
[Juice]
Kendall, where's my money?
890
00:40:10,076 --> 00:40:11,511
Kendall.
891
00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:15,148
[Juice coughs]
892
00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:17,951
[* tense music continues]
893
00:40:18,051 --> 00:40:19,386
Kendall!
894
00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:21,054
- [remote beeps]
- [gunshots]
895
00:40:23,556 --> 00:40:26,793
[gasps and coughs]
896
00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:32,198
- [remote beeps]
- [Charlie] [on TV] Hey.
897
00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:42,142
- Game over, psycho.
- [rapid gunfire]
898
00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:44,177
[gun clicking]
899
00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,379
- Fuck!
- [gun thuds]
900
00:40:46,813 --> 00:40:50,483
[Juice gasping, groaning]
901
00:40:56,589 --> 00:41:00,660
- [Juice groaning]
- [blood squishes]
902
00:41:01,695 --> 00:41:03,063
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
903
00:41:03,163 --> 00:41:05,799
[* ominous music playing]
904
00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,702
- [Juice thuds]
- [sword clatters]
905
00:41:10,036 --> 00:41:11,871
[footsteps thudding]
906
00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:21,247
[* bright, ambient music swells]
907
00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:39,366
[alarms wailing]
908
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:42,168
- [sirens blare]
- [officers yelling]
909
00:41:43,503 --> 00:41:46,339
♪
910
00:41:46,439 --> 00:41:48,641
[officer]
Hands above your head!
911
00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:59,886
[officers yelling indistinctly]
912
00:42:15,568 --> 00:42:19,172
♪
913
00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,847
[* bright music continues]
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