All language subtitles for Garfield Goes Hollywood

Hello folks, how do you do?
Garfield here to entertain you.

Thank you for that large
round of indifference.

Ladies and gentlemen,
on the drums tonight, an

old and dear friend of mine,
Mr. Skins.

I know you're out there,
I can hear your breathing.

Two, three, four.

Uh, impressions.
Cat on a hot tin roof.

Thank you, Mom.

Okay, I know a dog who was
so ugly, cars chased him.

Okay, no more dog jokes.

This cat is walking down the

street when a big
surly dog jumps

out of the alley, grabs the cat,
and throws him against the wall.

He picks the cat up and says,
your money or your nine lives.

.Your money or your nine lives?

Nice touch.

I can see I got to
warm things up here.

All your mothers wear army boots.

More like it, now that
I have your attention

I'd like to move right to
the big production number.

Mr. Skins, if you please.

I love show business.
It's in my blood.

And my ears. Between my toes, up my nose.

Come on boys, the show's about to start.

Gee, isn't it great to be like

a real family to enjoy
something together?

Good evening and welcome to Pet Search.

The show that says no matter
how insignificant

you are, your pet may be a star.

That's right, ladies and
gentlemen.

If your pets have any talent
a tall, bring them down

to our studios at WBOR and
enter them in Pet Search.

If your pet is determined by
our audience to be the most

talented pet of the week,
you will win $1000.

$1000?

That's right $1000.

And that's not all, you will also earn the

right to go on to the
national finals in Hollywood.

- I don't believe it.
- Well, believe it.

But before we start tonight's competition,

let's have a brief look at

last week's winner
of Pet Search,

Mountain Man Dan and his dog, Blue.

I have a dog, his name is Blue.

He sings real good, he sings.

- We're better than that.
- Gee, $1000.

Ah, I wish you boys had some talent.

We could be on that show.

We're rich.
We're famous.

We'll win the contest and
take the show on the road.

You guys are fabulous.

I had no idea you could dance.

- Shucks.
- That old number.

You should see us on the fence.

We'll need costumes, a routine.

- We'll rehearse day and night.
- Yip, yip.

- Day and night?
- Forget it.

And we'll need some music.

We're in big trouble, Odie.

Jon's the worst.

We'll be laughed off the air.

The show is called Pet Search,
not Dummy Search.

- So this is show business.
- Pretty glamorous, huh guys?

How quaint.

A low tech studio in
a high tech society.

And those other acts
look pretty good, too.

Okay boys, remember what we rehearsed.

Let's get in to our costumes.

Where were you, Garfield?

Eliminating some competition.

Well hurry and get dressed,

the show is about to begin.

Hey, you're on in five minutes.

- Don't be late.
- Come on, guys.

Let's break a leg.

- 10 seconds til air.
- Nine, Eight.

- Aw, don't.
- You stupid dog.

Get out of here.

Oh, if it wasn't, I'd break your arm!

Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen, and

welcome to.

- Come on, Garfield.
- It's about time to perform.

- I'm not going.
- Hey!

We've worked too hard
to have you back out now.

Tell you what, you
andOdie go on without me.

Do a knife throwing act or something.

Garfield, now.

- This is embarrassing.
- Okay.

- Are we going out there tonight?
- Maybe.

Are we gonna give
the performance of our lives?

Doubt it.

- Are we gonna win?
- Not a chance.

- Alright, let's do it!
- Let's not and say we did.

Okay, Petey.

Do a back flip.
Roll over, Petey.

Sing Ma Laguinia, Petey.
Petey?

Is there a doctor in the house?

And that was Grandma
Fogerty and the amazing.

Petey.

Ladies and gentlemen, our next act is

called five tap dancing pigeons and Herbie.

Herbie, it can't be easy teaching
pigeons to tap dance.

It's taken me 17 years.

It must take a lot of
dedication.

These pigeons are my life, you know?

Well best of luck
Herbie, the stage is yours.

I think we have it wrapped up, guys.

I haven't seen any competition so far.

And there's only one act after us.

With our luck, it'll
probably be a

dog who plays five instruments
at the same time.

Our next act is a local group.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Johnny Bopand the Two Steps.

Johnny Bop and the TwoSteps.

- You guys were great.
- You were awful.

Now, one more act to go

and we can collect
our thousand dollars.

Our final act this evening is
Bob the Wonder Dog.

He will play five, count them,
five instruments simultaneously.

Uh-oh.

Bingo.

There seems to be a
disqualification.

Well, those are all the acts.

So it's time to let the

studio audience determine
this week's winner.

May have I have all
the contestants on stage, please.

- This is it!
- Good luck, boys!

- Fernando and Flippy!
- Boo.

Pierre and his talkingparrot Chatter Box!

Boo.

Grandma Fogerty and the amazing Petey.

Boo.

Five tap dancing pigeons and Herbie.

- Boo.
- Johnny Bop and

The Two Steps.

It looks as though we have our winners.

Johnny Bop and The Two Steps.

What a night.

We got a lot of money,
we got a lot of money.

We got a lot, a lot of money
and we're going to Hollywood.

Money, big deal.

A lot of good money does a cat.

And going to Hollywood
sounds like a long car ride to me.

It's not enough that we made

fools of ourselves
on a local station.

Now we've won the right to
do it in front of the whole country.

Oh, well.

Maybe things will
work out, maybe

the Earth will shift and
Hollywood

will fall into the ocean.

Hurry up, boys, Hollywoodis calling.

There it is, boys, Hollywood, California.

What do ya think?

Yip, yip.

Boffo, terrif, don't
change a thing.

I love it just the way
it is. Let's do lunch.

Well, I hope Hollywood is ready for

us, if you know what I mean.

I'm afraid I do.

I had no idea.

This town has my name written all over it.

This is Shangri-la.

I'll be famous, a household word.

I could get used to this.

Have the bags sent
to my suite, Jon, and tip

the bellman well, you know
what a heavy tipper I am.

This is more like it.

This makes Jon's home look like a fleabag.

No squeaky floors, no
peeling wallpaper, just

class as far as the eye can see.

I think I could get used to this.

What more could a cat
want? A cat could want this.

I'm so happy, I could just cry.

Check that.

I'm so happy, I could
just sleep and dream.

This is the life, isn't it boys?

Better enjoy it while you can.

We'll have to go back
to reality pretty soon.

- Reality?
- Where's that?

Well, while I take a shower,

why don't you boys
do some rehearsing.

- Mm-hm.
- Rehearsing?

A lot a good rehearsing
that stupid act is gonna do.

Well, Jon and Odie can go back to

reality if they want to, but I'mnot.

I'm staying.

I'm going to win that
talent competition,

become a star, and live out my days in

the manner to which I'm
going to be accustomed.

Odie, come here!

Odie, we're pretty
talented, right?

- Right.
- We're good dancers, right?

Right.

We went to Pet Search
and won, right?

Right.

And we're gonna win
in Hollywood, right?

You're right, we're
not gonna win, right?

- Right.
- Cuz our act stinks, right?

- Right.
- And whose fault is that?

Right, it's Jon's fault.

Odie the time has come to cut

some of the deadwood out of our act.

And there's only one way to do it.

Not a pretty job, Odie,
but somebody has to do it.

Here give me a hand.

Good work.

- Ready boys?
- I better tune up the

- old guitar.
- Good luck.

What's the matter, Jon?

You look as tough you've
lost your only friend.

My guitar is crushed.

It's gone, caput.

On to that big tuning
forkin the sky, huh?

You boys wouldn't happen to

know anything about this, would ya?

Alright you guys.

Come back here.

What are we gonna do?

The finals are coming up soon,
and we don't have a routine.

Don't worry your
pretty head about a thing.

Leave everything to us.

Wow just look at all this.

Our own private dressing
room, fresh flowers.

So this is what stardom is like.

Hey, they're rehearsing,
let's check out the competition.

It looks as though the
competition's

a little stiffer than back home.

You know, could it be life in
Hollywood might change us?

I hope so.

Could it be life in the fast
lane might make us hard?

I could live with that.

Could it be we'll
forget who we really are?

Only if we're lucky.

That we'll hurt the little people?

Hey, I don't care who I step on

on the way up, cuz I
ain't coming back down.

Come on, Odie.

- It's show time!
- Could it

be you'll forget about me?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and

welcome to the national
finals of Pet Search.

Yes, the winners of tonight's competition

are not only going to become

famous, but they're going
to receive a lot of prizes as well.

What do we have for them, Bob?

Well, Burt, tonight's
winners will receive a

one year contract with a
big Hollywood movie studio.

But before they go to work they'll
spend six weeks on a world cruise.

And that's not all, waiting
for them when they get home will be

matching his and hers limousinesparked by

the pool of their brand new home.

But what good is a home without

a little spending
money to furnish it.

- Right, Burt?
- Right, Bob.

Tonight's winners will also
walk away with a check

for one million dollars!

Tell us Bob, what are

the second place contestants
going to receive?

- A boat!
- A boat?

A boat. Thank you very much, Bob!

Now let's get on with PetSearch!

Here from Chicago,
Illinois, theLemon Sisters!

Those chickens were pretty good.

Yes they are.

We must have them
for dinner some time.

Here from New York
City, The Garbonzo Brothers.

I didn't know dogs couldtumble.

Yeah, but are they housebroken?

From New Orleans, Louisiana,

here's Miles, the Jazz Canary.

Winning all those
prizeswould be great, guys.

But getting back to our real

home will be even greater, right?

You've got to be kidding.

Our next act features
a rather unique cat and dog duo.

From Muncie, Indiana,
welcome the dancing Armandos.

This'll be a piece of cake.

We were fantastic!
We can't lose.

We're number one!

Next, from Los Gatos,

California, Desiree the
classical cat!

Ladies and gentlemen, our
judges have reached a decision.

Fifth place goes to the Lemonsisters.

Fourth place goes to
Miles, the Jazz Canary.

Third place goes to the
TumblingGarbanzo Brothers.

Well we are down to our two finalist.

May I have the envelope please?

- Whoops.
- Come on will ya.

Come on.

Second place goes to TheDancing Armandos.

The winner is Desiree TheClassical Cat.

We've been robbed.

I demand a recount, the
judges were paid off, rip off.

We been robbed, call RalphNader.

We've lost everything.

We really haven't lost
anything Garfield, we're

still a family, we still have each other.

Big fat hairy deal.

You know, boys, maybe
it's best we didn't win Pet Search.

I don't know if we were
cut out for that kind of life.

Speak for yourself, Jon.

Some of us were born to be
great.

Nevertheless, we did get a boat out of it.

There's something to
be said for the yachting life.

I could grow accustomed to this.

Where do we sail to next,
gentlemen?

The south of France?

Hm, I hear the Fiji islands

are particularly nice
this time of year.

Yes, maybe we could do some

surfing off the Gold Coast of Australia.

Maybe we should just settle for

a simple spin around the
Caribbean islands.

- Yes.
- What think you, Odie?