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♪ Party ♪
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-♪ Who's the king? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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-♪ Who's the king? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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♪ Get down for the get down ♪
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-♪ Everybody party with King who? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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-♪ King who? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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♪ Tonight will be forever ♪
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♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪
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♪ Woof! ♪
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♪ Whoa oh whoa oh ♪
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♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪
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♪ Whoa oh whoa oh ♪
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♪ All hail King Julien! ♪
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Aw, man. This is the worst.
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The smell is stinging my eyeballs.
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Ooh, I'm angry. I'm clearly angry!
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It smells bad!
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What happened here?
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Sorry, Zora. I guess our picnic is ruined.
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Zora?
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The water is magical.
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What are you doing?
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Come, frolic with your woman, Mort.
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-Do something, Clover.
-All right! Back up, you lot!
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Move along!
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Feel free to help at any time, Maurice.
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What are they mad about?
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Somebody dumped a bunch of junk
in the Watering Hole, Your Majesty.
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Why is this the first time
I'm hearing of this?
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Been bugging you about it for weeks,
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but you kept blowing me off.
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Hmm?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I assumed we were cutting
away to a flashback. No?
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Okay, then. Fine, I'll handle this.
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Peoples! I have heard your angry grumbles
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and I promise to find out
who is responsible
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for stinking up the Watering Hole.
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That's right. I'm putting my best
Ringtail Guard Captain on it.
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Yes! Old Teddy's a man on a mission!
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Clover, Ted. I meant Clover.
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Copy that, sir! Lieutenant Colonel
Sugarbottoms, standing down!
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Clover will find out
who is to blame for this
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and we'll make sure
they answer for their crimes.
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They will pay!
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They will be visited
upon with great vengeance.
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So we good?
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-Yeah, we're good.
-Yeah, sure, why not?
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I thought he died.
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Aw, hun! I was sure this was your time.
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I feel like nobody takes me
seriously as a tough, capable fella.
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Could have something to do with how much
you say words like "fella."
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I just wish my secret friend
Snake was still around.
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Ooh, that makes two of us!
I mean, he was nice.
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Nice? Why, he was the roughest rascal
I've ever met.
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I don't mean to eavesdrop,
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but I'm 75 percent bat from the neck up,
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so I hear everything. Come with me.
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It's pretty nice to finally have
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a quiet night in after weeks
of victory parties.
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Your Majesty, I have located
the suspect responsible
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for dirtying the Watering Hole.
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-Excellent.
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-Go ahead.
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Are you gonna tell me who it is?
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Oh, it's Timo!
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You really might be psychic, Xixi.
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Mind-meld with me and tell me
what I'm thinking right now.
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Stop! You're so bad!
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I contaminated the Watering Hole, okay!
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But only because
you ordered me to, King Julien!
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You said we needed to
get rid of the trash,
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left over from the war with Koto.
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So, I created an apparatus
to funnel it down
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into the Watering Hole nobody's been to
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in a couple of seasons.
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What are we thinking
is a suitable punishment?
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Flogging? Stockades?
A public execution?
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Ooh! Any of those would be
great for my ratings.
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What? You guys! No!
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Timo's my homie.
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I'll go on Xixi's show and take the blame.
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That could be even better for my ratings!
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Don't worry, Timo, your boy KJ is gonna
set the record straight.
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Timo did it.
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What?
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He forced me to help him.
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It feels so good to let that out!
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So, just to recap
this exclusive interview.
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King Julien bravely tried
to keep you all safe,
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but an evil mad scientist
wanted to poison your water.
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I don't throw around the term hero--
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I do! Anybody who wants to
call me a hero, I can't stop ya.
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Don't worry, my peoples!
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From now on, I will do everything I can
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to make sure the Watering Hole,
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is a safe, clean place to swim,
jet-ski and go to the bathroom!
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Oh!
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This is gonna be good.
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I can help Ted become
his alter-ego Snake again.
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Well, gosh, doc, is it safe?
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It is no more dangerous
than drinking poison.
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Sold!
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What? You said you wanted
to feel like a tough fella again.
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All right, I'll do it.
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For the woman I live with!
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I hear you folk a-lookin' for Snake?
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Bon temps rouler.
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That was awesome!
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All I had to do was throw
Timo under the bus.
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Democracy in action, peoples, what-what?
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And I'm getting taken seriously
as a journalist!
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It's all I ever wanted,
besides my parents' approval.
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It's fine. They're fine.
I haven't talked to them.
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"Taken seriously?"
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You helped King Julien blame Timo
for something that was his idea.
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And now everybody loves me more than evs.
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-Really?
-Check it.
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All right, we get it!
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Do you hear that?
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They love King Julien!
Just because of some stupid interview
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we did with that buffoonish bird...
Oh, hi, Xixi!
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What are you getting at, Clover?
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If King Julien is able to use Xixi
to push his agenda,
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it may make ruling easier.
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We could make citizens feel safe.
Make them trust us.
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That sounds like propaganda.
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Ooh.
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Propaganda. Sounds so fancy.
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Excuse me. Pro-propaganda.
A-Propa. Ga-ga-ganda.
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I like this angle.
Putting Julien's best foot forward.
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-Ooh.
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I can't wait for our next big scoop!
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Then I have got a doozy
for you ding-dongs.
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Voila cher!
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Now ya got you a place to store
all your ceramic figurine.
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Those are Ted's. "Glass menagerie."
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You're telling me that, that there box
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full of hand-blown unicorns
belongs to my alter-ego?
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How'd you put up with that geek
for so long?
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Oh, Ted's great.
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It's just nice to see
this side of him too.
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You must have worked up a manly thirst.
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No coaster?
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Talk about the ultimate bad boy!
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Snake.
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Hmm.
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As you geniuses,
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that's a little thing
we like to call sarcasm,
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can see the mango bank has been
cleared out again.
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Wh... How did this happen?
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The same way it happened the last time.
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Your dang parents.
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While Koto was on the throne,
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the kingdom didn't have
any mangos coming in.
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The kingdom's out of mangos
while Julien's parents
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are hoarding more than
they could ever eat?
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Hmm.
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Xixi, who do we blame this one on?
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We can iron out the specifics later.
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Or even better,
I'll make something up on the fly.
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I am a journalist after all.
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Making up stuff isn't what journalists do!
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And what journalism school
did you go to, Maurice?
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-Uh-huh.
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Thought so.
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Gecko Watch! Friend or Foe or Enemy?
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Sources inside the throne room think
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there's evidence linking geckos
to our recent mango shortage.
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Them little lizards're the bad guys?
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After everything we've done for them?
Milkin' 'em and what not!
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Boo! Geckos! Boo!
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You really believe that geckos
were able to eat all those mangos?
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I don't know, but if the news lady's
saying it, I ain't one to argue.
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Somethin' wrong, cher?
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No, well...
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Ted would've made
a Logic Police citizen's arrest
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if he had heard something
that fishy on the news.
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Snake.
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Thanks for getting me the best view.
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I can see my King Julien from here.
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It is my job to lift things.
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I am woman.
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We are married.
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As you know, there are
no softball questions in the Xixi Zone.
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So here goes.
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What makes Madagascar the
greatest kingdom in the world?
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Whoa, Xix.
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Putting me on the spot.
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I've been warned
about your gotcha questions.
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But seriously, Madagascar is great
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because of all the viewers
in your audience.
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We're just flat out better
than all the other kingdoms.
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Quick follow-up. How are you still single?
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This is wrong.
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It's just a few little white lies
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to make the kingdom feel secure and proud.
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Right? Right?
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You guys are the greatest!
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There you have it, folks!
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The king's awesome,
and you guys are the greatest!
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What else can we tell them
to make them adore me?
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To deal with the mango shortage,
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King Julien has graciously offered
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we eat stuff that
washes up in Junk Harbor.
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Aw, he is the best.
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King Julien says there's nothing
to worry about!
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Be as wasteful as you want!
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Today's debate question,
what color is this?
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It's greenish-gray, ya ignoramus!
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It's grayish-green,
ya old snappety turtle!
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Get out of my country!
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Seems like the only thing
we can all agree on
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is that this is the greatest country
in the world!
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Xixi! Xixi! Xixi! Xixi! Julien! Julien!
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Oh, I bet your parents
would be real proud.
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If they cared about you--
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Who needs parents? I've got a hit show!
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-Ew!
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That water looks filthy.
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But that smarty-pants news lady said
this was tooken care of!
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Well, you can't believe
everything ya see on TV.
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Cannonball!
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Ya gone and got the filthy Delta water
on my old lady!
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Get on out here and face my wrath!
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Okay!
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Ted, I really don't think
this is appropriate.
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The name is Snake!
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Now you pipe down, you snappety turtle
while I defend your dang honor!
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This is my dojo, son!
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Come on, bring it if you ain't yella!
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Why do you do this?
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Ow! I'm-a cramping up! And I can't hit
a woman whose voice is that deep.
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Heck, what have I done?
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Uh... What happened to you?
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Oh.
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It started right after I swam
in the Watering Hole
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but I got no clue what caused it.
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You guys!
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You're just in time.
Eh, Mort. Something's different.
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You get a haircut or something?
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You ready for your interview, King Julien?
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I just had a few talking points
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you could maybe hit in our interview.
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"King Julien is
the smartest lemur of all time."
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"King Julien's spray tan is so lifelike."
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"King Julien might
have invented croissants."
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I was kind of hoping
to ask some real questions.
253
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,509
Do I really have to say all this?
254
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,511
Yeah, it's easy, check it you just go...
255
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,722
Hey, King Julien, you are a genius
256
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,600
with a very believable, very even tan.
257
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,603
How did you invent croissants?
258
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,690
But my audience wants real questions!
259
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,195
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I made you who you are, Xixi!
260
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,947
This is no time to be going off script.
261
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,116
Okay.
262
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:11,499
And when we come back from commercial,
we have got an XNN Exclusive.
263
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,084
-
-Ooh.
264
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,545
Exclusive! This is gonna be good.
265
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,423
I hope she plays up
the handsomeness angle.
266
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,636
Xixi.
267
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,267
Okay.
268
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:35,272
How well do we know King Julien?
What is he hiding?
269
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,943
Did he lie about
cleaning up the Watering Hole?
270
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,528
We'll be right back.
271
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,946
Huh?
272
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,864
In what is already being called
273
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,116
a revolution
in home tattoo removal kits...
274
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,786
What was up with that?
275
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,872
Want me to rough her up, Your Majesty? Ha!
276
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,040
Please say yes!
277
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,794
When I went to do a follow-up
on the Watering Hole cleanup,
278
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,880
it was still polluted,
even though you assured me
279
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,716
and I assured my viewers it wasn't.
280
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,677
But this is the news.
281
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:09,098
We can say whatever we want to be true,
and the peoples will believe it.
282
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,433
Look, you screwed up,
283
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,019
but you could come on my show
and tell the truth.
284
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,021
It would be huge for my ratings.
285
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,524
Which would be huge for my self-esteem.
286
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,068
This isn't like an ambush thing, right?
287
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:26,073
It's important for the government
and the media to be on the same page.
288
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,117
This is a bad idea, Your Majesty.
289
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,910
You worry too much.
290
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,413
Yeah, I mean, what am I gonna do?
291
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:36,584
Choose TV ratings
over my friend and king?
292
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,961
So what? What? Like, I'm just gonna pick
293
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,715
being respected and admired by everyone
294
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,466
over my friend and king?
295
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,344
Nah! Probably not gonna happen.
296
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,013
See, Clover?
297
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,015
You were worried about nothing.
298
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,894
This is a Xixi News Network Exclusive!
299
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,771
We're back with King Julien
who has assured me that
300
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,983
despite the overall cruddy appearance
of the Watering Hole
301
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,027
the water is still safe.
302
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,196
That's right, Xixi.
303
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:11,535
Sometimes these things just look worse
than they actually are.
304
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,913
Everything's okay.
305
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,625
Then I guess you'd be willing
to take a little swim?
306
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,084
Are you crazy, woman?
307
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,630
I mean,
308
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,966
sure, sure, I can swim in this
309
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,053
clean, non-smelly water.
310
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,347
Very...
311
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,515
simple for me to do...
312
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,605
I forgot my suit.
Mort, you should go first!
313
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,531
I'm ok...
314
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,077
I'm okay.
315
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,710
Huh. Nothing.
316
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,713
See? Nothing.
317
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,507
He's okay.
318
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:09,927
What?
319
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,763
This is bad.
320
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,556
Success has gone to Xixi's head.
321
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,185
Since when do journalists
hold politicians accountable for stuff?
322
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,895
We just need to fix the problem.
323
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,772
Timo, you're rehired.
324
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,233
Do whatever it takes to fix that hole.
325
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,361
I'll reroute the sludge and garbage
326
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,446
to a place nobody ever goes!
327
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,073
Sounds an awful lot like
328
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,784
you're just relocatin' the problem
instead of fixing it.
329
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,702
Exactly!
330
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,245
Timo gets it!
331
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,621
-
332
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,208
I can't wait to see the look
in Mom-Bot's soulless dead eyes!
333
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,628
Now I just need to go on Xixi's show
and tell everybody
334
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,090
the king took care of the problem
and I'm awesome again.
335
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,260
Maybe I should do it instead.
You've done enough already.
336
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,720
You?
337
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,889
Have you already forgotten how bad
you were the last time
338
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,433
you were on Xixi's show?
339
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,393
Ancient aliens built that, man!
340
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:05,232
I should be the one to go on the show
to ensure there are no more mistakes.
341
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:09,153
My training allows me
to be absolutely calm under pressure.
342
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,780
I will relate to Xixi, build rapport.
343
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,073
And if that doesn't work,
344
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,118
I will rip her stupid beak off
and bludgeon her with it!
345
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,329
Xixi!
346
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,923
Thank you and welcome
347
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,135
to the Xixi News Network Roundtable
348
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,137
Showdown!
349
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,347
Where our panel of non-experts
350
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:41,393
shout their half-formed opinions
about things they haven't researched.
351
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,312
We're live from the site
352
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:47,274
of the worst environmental disaster
of all time.
353
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,402
Oh, sure, sure, the water was a bit murky
354
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,490
but as you can see behind us,
the problem has been resolved.
355
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,078
I don't know how you did it, Timo.
356
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:03,040
Well, a gentleman has to keep
some air of mystery.
357
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,210
But a lot of folks are wondering
358
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:10,005
why it took so long for the King
to respond to the problem.
359
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,342
Yeah, why is our government
so full of idiots?
360
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,927
Ooh, burn.
361
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,598
Idiots? What? No, I don't think that--
362
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:24,520
King Julien wants to poison all of us
as part of a government conspiracy.
363
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,147
And I'm also pretty sure
he's controllin' the weather!
364
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,358
-What?
-He's a tyrant!
365
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,194
I bet he wasn't even born in Madagascar.
366
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,237
-Uh-huh.
-Huh.
367
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,155
Well, where would he possibly be born?
368
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,616
Don't be afraid
to call each other names, guys!
369
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,245
In fact, you got a funny accent too, lady.
370
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,372
Where was you born?
371
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,040
That is none of your concern!
372
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,708
-Yeah, where were you born, lady?
-
373
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,713
Back when a man could get away
with killin' somebody if he wanted to,
374
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,298
and why can't we do that anymore?
375
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,390
Uh-oh.
376
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,808
Uh-oh, what?
377
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,227
That rumbling is probably nothing.
378
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,397
How dare you question where I'm from?
379
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,319
Security!
380
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,992
I don't wanna wrestle, no!
381
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,119
Get the--
382
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,297
Okay, now might be a good time to tell you
383
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,799
I rerouted the garbage water underground
384
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,969
but the pump is overloading, we have to
385
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,679
shut it down!
386
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,598
Timo! Do something!
387
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353
Something better!
388
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,689
You mind if I take a look?
389
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,066
Snake, it looks dangerous.
390
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,991
You should definitely take a look.
Consequences be darned.
391
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,075
Get in there.
392
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:20,093
Darn it to heck, hun! Get up!
Please! I need you!
393
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,847
I was wrong about Snake
and this is all my fault!
394
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,187
Bouncin' Bermuda shorts! What happened?
395
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,940
Oh, Ted, you saved us all.
396
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,858
Snake saved you all.
397
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,985
Snake is horrible, Ted!
398
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,072
You're the man I married.
399
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,782
I missed ya so much, hun!
400
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,868
-Even though I'm not as cool as Snake?
-Well...
401
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,245
I mean, you gotta admit,
402
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,455
he's better than me
in every conceivable way.
403
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,376
I don't want better, Ted. I want you.
404
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,212
Thanks?
405
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,972
Hmm. I have an announcement to make.
406
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,724
-The news is canceled.
-What?
407
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:12,980
This is all my fault. I told Xixi
to say nice things about me
408
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,441
when what I really should
have been doing is being a leader
409
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,777
and taking responsibility.
410
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,656
I'm sorry, Xixi.
And I'm sorry, all of you.
411
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,701
You were kidding about the news
being canceled right?
412
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,910
It's all I have.
413
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,579
Look at us!
414
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:34,459
Xixi's so-called news
has turned the entire kingdom
415
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,629
into a bunch of angry, uninformed mutants.
416
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,880
Especially that thing.
417
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,590
What the heck, man?
418
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,051
From now on, I promise
419
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,013
that I will never be dishonest again.
420
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,599
What do you say, peoples?
421
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,269
Feel free to cheer!
422
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,528
And through Timo's ingenuity
and Julien's leadership,
423
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:06,241
we have finally found a sustainable way
to deal with our garbage water problem.
424
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,702
Would you like
to do the honors, Your Majesty?
425
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,620
Ta-da!
426
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,377
But, Timo. Timo?
Where's the sludge going now?
427
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,339
No idea, but it won't be
our concern any more.
428
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,840
Exactly.
429
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,384
It feels good to solve problems!
430
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,687
I'm still in there, Teddy Boy.
431
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:39,816
Snake.
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