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♪ Party! ♪
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-♪ Who's the king? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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-♪ Who's the king? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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♪ Get down for the get down ♪
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-♪ Everybody party with King who? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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-♪ King who? ♪
-♪ King Julien! ♪
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♪ Tonight will be forever ♪
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♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪
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♪ Woof! ♪
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♪ Whoa oh whoa oh ♪
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♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪
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♪ Whoa oh whoa oh ♪
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♪ All hail King Julien! ♪
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There's too many!
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Don't worry, Clover, I've got your back.
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Me too! Hi!
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Don't wanna die this way!
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Maurice! Where's King Julien?
Only he can save us.
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-Did someone call my name?
-Huh?
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Sky Gods, keytar me!
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Julien!
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My double neck keytar is made from
purebred albino dragon incisors, Julien.
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Forged in the flames of Grogdomor.
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Once played by Patrick the Defiled One.
Surrender.
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Never!
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King Julien, wake up! King Julien.
King Julien, wake up! King Julien.
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Koto! Everyone behind me except Mort!
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He said my name.
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King Julien. It's okay.
You're safe. It was just a dream.
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A dream? But it was so real.
Koto kicked me out of my own kingdom.
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I ran away to an island where Crimson
tried to feed me to a tentacle
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that wrote poetry.
I pulled a heist with some sharks.
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I even wore a foosa costume
with Karl so I could stop Koto's wedding
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and get my kingdom back.
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And you were there, Clover.
And Maurice was there. And Mort.
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Oh, I'm still here, King Julien.
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Your Majesty, it wasn't a dream.
It all happened, and more.
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Wow. I really defeated
Koto with my keytar?
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Uh, sure. Yeah. Uh, why not?
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We really did a number on this place.
Maurice, what are all those goo puddles?
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Snail trails, Your Majesty.
They should dry up in a week or so.
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Snail trails?
Whose fault is that, Maurice?
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Your Mort horde ate
half our mango supplies!
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At least they didn't rub
their mucus on everything!
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Enough, you two. The important
thing is the kingdom is safe,
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and it'll be back to normal soon.
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No, Clover, the kingdom won't be back
to normal soon. Not if I can help it.
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King Julien, what are you--
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Silence, Mo-Mo.
I'm going to do some speechifying
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and I think there might be a point.
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Lemurs of Madagascar,
can I have your attention?
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In the past months,
we've experienced forced labor camps,
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monkeys in zeppelins,
tacky inter-species weddings and Willie.
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What the heck, man?
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Now, in the face of all this adversity,
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it would be pretty easy
to punch the negative card.
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To blame Maurice and just leave.
But I am asking you not to do this.
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-I don't want to leave.
-Who wants to leave?
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And where would we go?
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Don't be sad for us, be glad for us.
We've been given a gift, peoples.
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A chance to do it all again,
only this time we'll do it the right way.
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Yep! His mind is gone.
Horst, where are your bolos?
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Hold on, Hector,
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I think King J is trying to say
we're gonna learn from our mistakes?
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I mean, am I right? Did I win something?
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No, Ted, this time I'm going
to be the one learning.
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Because from now on, I'm listening to
my peoples. Julien 2.0, y'all.
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I'm gonna do what you want.
Your voices, not mine,
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will be the most important in the kingdom.
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Well? What do you think?
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That nonsense actually might not
be a bad idea. I mean, Clover?
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I'm out of here.
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Where are you going?
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I promised Sage I'd help him look
for a new location for his kingdom.
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Since Koto burned his down.
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So, uh, you two are
house hunting together?
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Yeah. No! I mean... It's, ooh, it's ju...
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Oh. Clover's got a boy--
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No. Sage and I are colleagues.
Uh, nothing else. But for the record.
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The people are idiots, Your Majesty.
Incapable of governing themselves.
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This will end in disaster.
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So you think my idea is genius?
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See you in a week.
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I'm okay.
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Hello, Mort!
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Zora, please, I'm working.
King Julien is desperate
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for my ideas for Julien 2.0.
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Oh, sorry, my love. May I see?
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Ooh! What is "toenail garden"?
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It's very technical,
you wouldn't understand!
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Ooh, you so wise, Mort.
Our family will be full of genius.
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Family? Um, full disclosure,
I haven't laid an egg in, like, 40 years,
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and even then the thing that
I hatched was really gross.
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Oh! You have unleashed
real woman in Zora, Mort.
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Oh, no turning back. Mm...
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I have before me all of
your anonymous suggestions
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as to how to remake our kingdom.
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Don't forget mine! Read my ideas first,
Your Majesty. Mine first!
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What part of anonymous don't you
understand, you little skin tag!
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Now, let's see what we have.
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Eh...
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"People should shut up and leave me alone.
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You got a problem with that?"
Signed Hector.
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Okay, again, not anonymous,
but good start. Good start.
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Here's one, uh,
"Hey, King Julien, this is Pancho."
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Does no one understand
the anonymous thing?
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"Establish a drama academy..."
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Here we go.
"...that will encourage young show boys
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to never give up on their
mother's dream of stardom."
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Oh, that one's good. Who wrote that?
Got my vote right there.
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Maybe there's some better
ones toward the bottom.
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Stop being such a baby.
How would you like talons
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tearing up your back
every time we spooned?
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, Your Majesty.
All set to go kingdom hunting?
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I've got some great ideas!
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Oh, ah, uh, thanks, Clover,
but I already hired a real estate agent.
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Wait, what?
But I... Where did you fi... uh...
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Hello, Miss Clover. Hope you, uh,
don't mind me lending lendin' a hand?
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Captain? You're the real estate agent?
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Just got my certification.
Figured I've plundered enough kingdoms
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to know what's good.
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He says with all the recent carnage
and destruction, it's a buyers' market.
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Right.
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So are, uh, you two looking
for something together,
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or is this more of a bachelor kingdom--
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I am just helping out a friend, got it?
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Okay.
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♪ What I'm reading here is so convincing ♪
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♪ My people want their peace
And quiet again ♪
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♪ No one wants to see
their neighbors fighting ♪
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♪ What we need now is safety and Zen ♪
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♪ Now that I've heard you
It's crystal clear ♪
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♪ You don't need to scream
King Julien is here ♪
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♪ We're in this together
No need for strife ♪
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♪ What we need now
Is a conflict-free life ♪
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♪ With a conflict-free life
I believe we'll see ♪
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♪ A kingdom of joy
Beneath the Baobab tree ♪
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♪ It's what we all need
And what we will flaunt ♪
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♪ A conflict-free life
Is what we all want ♪
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♪ With a conflict-free life
I believe we'll see ♪
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♪ A kingdom of joy
Beneath the Baobab tree ♪
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♪ It's what we all need
And what we will flaunt ♪
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♪ A conflict-free life
Is what we all want ♪
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♪ No arguing
No opinions ♪
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♪ Thoughts pre-approved
Anxiety removed ♪
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♪ A conflict-free life
I believe we'll see ♪
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♪ A kingdom of joy
Beneath the Baobab tree ♪
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♪ It's what we all need
And what we will flaunt ♪
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♪ A conflict-free life
Is what we all want ♪
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Look around you, Maurice. This is
the kingdom I've always dreamed of.
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We just needed to be conquered
and enslaved to find it.
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Oh, King Julien!
Check out our artists collective.
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No one is allowed to judge the art.
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All they can do is look at
it and not have an opinion.
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Nice one, Ted. Livin' the dream.
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Looky here, King Julien,
no conflict in this dance class.
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Everyone gets a trophy, not just my Todd.
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You're all winners, right, children?
I said you're all winners! Say it!
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We're all winners.
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You are an inspiration, Tammy.
Keep up the good work.
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Well, hello, Mr. King Julien,
care to scrub in?
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We're performing surgeries that
society once judged too kill-y.
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No judgment anymore, thanks to you.
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Appreciate the offer,
Doctor S, but I just ate.
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No problem.
We're gonna be here for a while.
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Nurse Phantom, start the saw!
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Ah! Smell that, Maurice?
No conflict even makes the air better.
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Actually, I think it's the new
toilet cakes in the outhouses.
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What was that?
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Take that back!
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Who dares bring conflict into my kingdom?
They will pay! Pay!
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Pancho? Horst? What's going on?
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Ask Horst.
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Yeah, he wanted a sip from
my beverage and I said no.
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He called me a felon.
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But you are a felon.
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Oh, really?
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Everyone knows that.
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Everyone?
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I now pronounce you lemur and lemuss.
You may place the rings on your fingers.
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-Felon!
-Aw, sheesh!
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-Felon!
-Aw, sheesh!
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Hey, felon,
what you doing with my delicates?
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Aw, sheesh!
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Okay, so maybe everybody does know,
but that word still hurts!
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I thought the kingdom was supposed
to be a safe place now?
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Pancho is right. Sometimes words
can be just as hurtful as a spear,
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or fire, or a parasite that
liquefies your insides.
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Maurice, poll the kingdom.
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Let's see if anymore
hurtful words have gotten through.
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-All these words are hurtful?
-According to the kingdom, yes.
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Cantaloupe? How is cantaloupe hurtful?
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Hector had a bad experience.
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Why are you here?
What do you want from me?
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King Julien,
I'm all for a conflict-free kingdom,
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but how are we supposed to monitor
people from saying all these words?
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Lemurs of Madagascar,
concern over certain hurtful words
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has come to my attention.
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But never fear, your sensitive
and understanding King
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has found a solution.
I give to you, the victim horn!
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What are we gonna do with that?
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I need a volunteer to read
from a prepared script.
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Me! Me! Oh, please let it be me!
You don't know how much I need this!
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Oh. Not much of a part.
How long do I have to prepare?
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Just read the script, Ted!
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"Hey, Maurice, did you swallow a melon
or is your tummy really that--"
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-Ow!
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Hoo-hoo!
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Did you see that?
Whenever someone utters a hurtful word...
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you just blast the word away
with your victim horn and sha-booya!
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The word never existed.
Who wants to do some horning?
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A kingdom full of horn-blasting lemurs.
Oh, yeah, this isn't gonna be a disaster.
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I hope the water is warmer than yesterday.
I nearly froze my--
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You did it again!
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You mean you weren't going to say--
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No, you moron, I was gonna say--
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Good night, Dorothy.
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Good night, Ted. I love--
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So I said to Becca, "You know what that's
called a tossed salad."
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Which meant I had to get the dressing.
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And that's when I realized...
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I didn't have any dressing.
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But that didn't make sense. Crazy, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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And that's why we now have proof
that life began because of a big--
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I'm sorry, did I say a hurt word?
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Because I'm pretty sure--
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We weren't questioning your words.
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We were questioning your syntax.
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Your word sentences
is causing us distress!
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Yeah!
Stop treading on us with your knowledge!
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Do you hear that, Maurice?
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That's the sound
of no conflict right there.
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That's what that is.
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If you think that's the sound
of no conflict, you crazy!
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Now this first kingdom
is a bit of a fixer-upper.
241
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,995
What are you talking about?
This is perfect!
242
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,956
It's a lifeless desert, Sage.
243
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,543
I know. We should move on this
before someone else makes a bid.
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00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,047
What else you got?
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00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,177
Whoa! A tree fort. Cool.
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Hello, neighbors.
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Next!
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00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:40,230
This one just came on the market.
It's a subterranean lair, air cooled
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and heated by a lava flow in the rec room.
Uh, now let me just, uh, get the key.
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00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,660
Very sorry, Your Majesty. I was assured
the old tenants had moved out.
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Welcome back, folks.
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In our next segment, I--
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I ask everyone to remove their
hats and shout, "Look at my head!"
254
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,297
So I said--
255
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,509
Ah, what's the use? Cut to commercial!
256
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:12,638
Hey, kids, are there times your
victim horn just isn't enough?
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Or maybe after being horned all day,
you just need a stress free break.
258
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:21,689
Well, then you need a Fairfax-branded,
Emotional Support Mort.
259
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,441
Hi! Wanna rub my belly?
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Go ahead, do it. The first rub is free.
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That's how confident we are that
you'll feel better in no time.
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I sure do. Rub your Mort today.
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That second rub's gonna cost you.
264
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,291
No, it's not! You are--
265
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,754
My rights are being stepped on here.
This is injustice. I'm really angry.
266
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,548
You need to put a stop to this,
Your Majesty.
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I know I can make a better kingdom.
I just need more time. Uh, just a skosh!
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-King Julien.
-Bing! Your bing, bing!
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Lemurs of--
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Stop it! I didn't even say anything!
I'm just... moving my lips!
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Uh, I'd like to start by saying
Maurice owes you an apology.
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You were supposed to protect us.
I'm traumatized here! I'm traumatized!
273
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:21,081
I know. I forgot that after being horned,
my people would need a place to chill out.
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To get calm. Therefore,
I propose we create a No Conflict Zone.
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A nourishing womb that you can all crawl
into when things get just too horned.
276
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,599
Where are we gonna find a womb that big?
We're all gonna die!
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Don't worry, I'm sure we can find
a womb big enough for all of you.
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I'm open to suggestions.
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Aw, you have got to be kidding me!
I've been kicked off my throne, again!
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Crystal clear salt water pool, eh?
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00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,163
There's more dead things in
that pool than salt water.
282
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:05,417
Clover's right. There's no way I could
put my Inflatable Pegasus Lounger
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or Floating Fiesta Island with
Dual Drink Cozies in there. Bummer.
284
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,633
Well, I'm afraid that's everything,
Your Majesty.
285
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:17,513
All the other kingdoms are still occupied.
We could, of course, uh, plunder.
286
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:22,059
No. That was Koto's way. The chef
who steals the recipe of the thief
287
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,562
will find his meal unfulfilling.
And he'll probably get the squirts.
288
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,024
I, uh, believe they call it
the Madagascar shuffle.
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Right, shuffle.
290
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:35,322
Hold on, what about the Mountain
Lemur's ancestral kingdom, eh? Sage?
291
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,616
Didn't you tell me it was the most
beautiful place you'd ever seen?
292
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:41,620
Yes. My ancestral home
exudes a beauty so profound
293
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:46,083
it can only be expressed in the grunts
and spasms of something yet unborn.
294
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:50,921
Sadly, it has been abandoned for decades
and how could I be so stupid?
295
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:55,425
We should just move back
into our old ancestral home.
296
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:59,596
You truly are the worst
real estate broker ever.
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00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:05,060
Such stupidity can be forgiven,
but not the waste of your precious time!
298
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,604
Sage, I'm sure the Captain did
his best. There's no need to--
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I brought you an extra flogging stick.
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00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,984
-Flogging?
-Much thanks, my king.
301
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:21,451
Xixi here, reporting live from the womb.
Uh, not a lot happening. It's kinda warm.
302
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:26,331
Now how long do we... stay in here?
303
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:32,171
You can't put no time limit on emotional
wounds. Those scars never heal!
304
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,299
Zora? My little breakfast bagel, you okay?
305
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:41,555
Yes, Mort. When we go back to
stump to talk about family?
306
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,393
Speaking of mistakes, where's Todd?
307
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,062
My baby gets aggressive in tight spaces.
308
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,274
Hey, something just grabbed my leg!
309
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,902
-Todd!
-What's happening?
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00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:59,448
-Todd!
-We are doomed!
311
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,327
I'm a two-time loser, Maurice.
312
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,622
No disrespect, but you've lost
a few more times than that.
313
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,208
What am I gonna do now? Wander the jungle,
314
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,086
trying to sell myself as a trained
booty shaker who used to be a king?
315
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,505
Nobody wants failure
twerking in front of them.
316
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:21,470
All I wanted was to give my people peace
and kindness but all they wanted was--
317
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:27,851
That's it! Maurice, I know how
to fix this! All I have to do--
318
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,481
King Julien, no! No!
319
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:37,694
You can't take him now! Why, Frank? Why?
320
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:47,663
That is it!
I am through with this kingdom!
321
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:52,584
I'm starting my own sovereign nation
where the only voice I hear is--
322
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,546
No! King Julien!
323
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:03,053
Maurice, what did you do?
You were always jealous of him!
324
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,932
I didn't do anything! It was the kingdom!
It was just too much for him.
325
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,977
All he wanted was to do what
was best for his people.
326
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:14,314
To give us the kingdom we'd always
dreamed of. To hear our voices.
327
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:21,405
But instead, all anyone cared about was
having the loudest voice to complain.
328
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:26,076
Who would want a kingdom of complainers?
Well, except maybe Hector.
329
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,661
Not apologizing.
330
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:32,082
We shouldn't be afraid of words or ideas.
Everyone gets hurt feelings
331
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,085
and that's a good thing.
It means we're individuals.
332
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:39,840
And that's how we make a great kingdom.
By learning from each other.
333
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:43,385
And we should do it... for King Julien.
334
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,346
It should have been me!
335
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:50,767
Oh, Maurice, we must honor the King Julien
336
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:54,229
by creating kingdom he proud of, no?
337
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:59,860
The freak is right. We... owe him that.
338
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:03,113
We begin today. Come, Mort.
339
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,574
You know, I'm gonna hang back and--
340
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:11,872
You may have been stubborn and wildly
inappropriate, King Julien...
341
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,415
But you're still--
342
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,250
-Are they gone?
-Alive?
343
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:21,048
Of course, Mo-Mo. That was what I figured
out. What do all good kingdoms have?
344
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:24,676
Huh? Huh? A martyr to unify them.
345
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,973
Sometimes you just gotta go big.
And you totally sold it, Mo-Mo.
346
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,560
I was grieving! What happens
when they find out you're alive?
347
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:36,521
Ha! Please, in a few weeks
they'll have forgotten
348
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:40,275
any of this even happened.
Julien 2.0, baby!
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♪ A conflict-free life I believe we'll see
A kingdom of joy beneath the Baobab tree ♪
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♪ It's what we all need
And what we will flaunt ♪
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00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,328
♪ A conflict-free life
Is what we all want ♪
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00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:56,374
♪ No arguing
No opinions ♪
353
00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:01,171
♪ Thoughts pre-approved
Anxiety removed ♪
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00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:06,176
♪ A conflict-free life I believe we'll see
A kingdom of joy beneath the Baobab tree ♪
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♪ A conflict-free life
Is what we all want ♪
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