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♪ Party ♪
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Now where were we?
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♪ In order to get an army ♪
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♪ King Julien helped some sharks ♪
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♪ Saving them from dolphins ♪
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♪ Who tried to sell them to oligarchs ♪
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♪ Clover and Sage went on a quest ♪
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♪ To pass Jarsh-Jarsh's ultimate test ♪
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♪ Mort ran away without a prayer ♪
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♪ He found a hideout in Xixi's timeshare ♪
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♪ And Butterfish is looking for dinner ♪
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I'm hungry, baby. Got any chimichangas?
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Chapter Shest'.
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Monkeys?
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What am I supposed
to do with a bunch of monkeys?
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-I need a real army.
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Oh, no. They're charging.
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Uh-oh, I'm feeling a little--
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not today, Ted. Okay?
-Huh?
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Everyone's sick of hearing about
your bladder control issues. Enough.
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Eesh! Who fear-tinkled
in your breakfast parfait?
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-Whoa.
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Should I say something? I feel like
I should, you know, say something.
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Please don't.
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I gotta say something.
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People of Mars.
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Not on Mars.
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We have come in search of an army
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to help me become a king again.
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The sharks seem to have volunteered
you guys to be that army.
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-Congrats! That's huge.
-Hmm?
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Full disclosure, a lot of you
will probably die in the process.
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Caesar.
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Huh?
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Hey! This dummy's not the boss.
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No offense, dummy, our homie Stanislav is.
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Hey, Stan! It's me!
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King Julien! The lemur!
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Who helped you
fly back to Russia.
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That one time. Remember?
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Bring to camp.
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We all want the secrets to success.
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But achieving our goals isn't easy.
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Who can show us the path to happiness?
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Well, he's got all the answers.
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He's your host, Fred!
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-This is happening.
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You want more money?
A better relationship with your dad?
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Even more money?
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-Yeah!
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Well, stop waiting around on your duff,
and unleash your inner scorpion.
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Tell yourself, "This is happening!"
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This is Jarsh-Jarsh's ultimate weapon?
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I'm gonna kill that little dung beetle.
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If Jarsh-Jarsh sent us here,
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-I'm sure he had his reasons.
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He possesses the all-knowing wisdom
of the universe.
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Jarsh!
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Welcome, friends.
It's me, Pam, the mongoose.
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The one who tried to marry King Julien
and kill him so I could be queen.
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Yes, Pam, I remember.
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Yeah, I totally beat you up.
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I wouldn't say beat me up.
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-I would.
- Huh?
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Pam really took you behind the woodshed.
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Oof.
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Okay, well, just, you know,
agree to disagree.
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I just wanna apologize for beating you up.
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You didn't really--
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-The Pam that so savagely...
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...and embarrassingly thrashed you,
is not the Pam I am today.
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And that's all thanks to Fred.
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Let's get you signed in.
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And I said, "I'm starting to think
this isn't even a real pilates studio."
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How are you planning to get them
to help us fight Koto?
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Easy. I just crank up the KJ Charm
and they'll be eating out of my paws.
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Stanimal, what's crackalackin'?
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I missed you, bro. What are you doing here
on this crummy tropical island
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when you have the utopian paradise
of Russia to party in?
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Caesar. He asks about Mother.
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Caesar gooder at make talk than I.
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Yeah, we need to have
a conversation about personal space.
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Mother Russia did not want us.
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Eesh! He's the one
who's gooder at making talk around here?
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Mother put chimps in the rockets
and shot into space.
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But after Russia not care
about beating America at space,
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Mother have too many monkeys.
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No more Cold War.
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So Russian space program now work
to get all monkeys out of Russia.
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They dump us on this island
and we build new society and live here.
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No one care about Russian monkeys.
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Yeah! That's great, buddy.
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Since your beloved motherland rejected you
like a rejectable piece of garbage,
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you guys are finally free to join me
in fighting an unstoppable warlord
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and saving my kingdom.
It's an even better story.
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Nyet. We return to Russia.
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Really? After the way they treated you?
Why?
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To eliminate all the human
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and take over the world!
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-Hey, sounds great.
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Right after we take back my kingdom.
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Hmm?
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Timo's pod!
Maybe Koto hasn't captured him.
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I know you're in there, Timo.
I'd recognize that snort anywhere.
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No, it's not... It's not Timo.
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It's his pet-sitter, whose name is Glarry.
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Glarry? Oh, please!
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Okay, fine. It is Timo.
But I still can't open this door.
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Why?
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I know. I'm getting rid of him.
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Go away, please. I'm not decent.
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You're never decent!
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Oh, listen here, Poindexter!
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I'm a fugitive on the run
from an evil dictator,
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so I don't have time for this!
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Open the freaking door!
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Wow, when you put it that way...
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-Nope, still a no.
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Open up, you!
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All right.
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You're buying this stuff?
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Well, I wouldn't say "buying it,"
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but this book does have a lot of things
that really make you think.
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Plus, there is a ton of rules in here,
which I love.
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Something smells funny about this seminar.
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Or maybe I've still got some
Jarsh-Jarsh stank on me.
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Are you actually skeptical of something?
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Listen, I know what I'm talking about.
I've tried it all, sweat lodges, seances,
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noise baths, pet psychics,
alien support groups, tickle yoga.
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Those things are all obviously legit,
but this doesn't seem right.
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Jarsh-Jarsh sent us here to find a weapon.
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Maybe the knowledge in this book
is the weapon.
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I mean, knowledge is power, right?
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-No. Knowledge is knowledge.
-Huh?
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This must be another
of Jarsh-Jarsh's tests.
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-Welcome back, everybody.
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You're probably wondering about these.
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Show of hands,
who's wondering about these?
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Come on, Sage. We can at least,
you know, just hear him out.
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You're thinking, "Is he going on a trip
we weren't invited on?"
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Show of hands, who's thinking that?
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Well, you're all wrong.
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-These suitcases are my emotional baggage.
- Oh!
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Let's see what we've got.
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Oh! Here's not feeling appreciated.
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-Anyone else feel that way?
- Yeah.
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I never feel appreciated by King Julien.
That's for sure.
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You can't be serious.
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Shh! This might be important.
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And what is this?
Not being your parents' favorite.
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Show of hands,
who's not their parents' favorite?
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Crimson was always my parents' favorite.
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Sage, it's like he's speaking just to me!
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Mm-hmm. And everyone else in here.
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Notice how vague everything he says is.
It's like he's some sort of thing.
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Without getting into specifics,
he's like a...
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...thing.
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You know what I mean.
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Clover, great news. You've been promoted
to Commitment Level Omicron.
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The initiation starts soon.
Can you believe it?
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Really? Oh, cool. Let's go, Sage.
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Sorry, just Clover.
She's ready. You're not.
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Clover, we have to stay together.
They clearly want to separate you
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from your friends
so they can control you more easily.
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Nice try. But Clover's shown
a lot of potential, and you, well,
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you might find the Lil' Happeners
Kiddie Korner is more your speed.
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Okay. But only because there's
a ball crawl.
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♪ Hammering and singing and having fun ♪
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♪ Building stuff and getting sweaty
With my chums-- ♪
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I sure do hope that's Russian
for "I'm okay."
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What are we gonna do?
They're almost done with this thing.
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And then they're headed back
to Russia and there goes our army.
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Calm down. I just need a little extra time
to work the KJ Charm on Stanislav,
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so he'll see that what I want
is way more important than what he wants.
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You need to, uh, buy extra time?
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I'm afraid to ask.
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"I'm afraid to ask!"
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-That was you.
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Somebody call the burn unit.
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Huh?
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Maurice just got roasted.
All right, Pancho, lay that plan on me.
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We don't want them to fly away yet, right?
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So we throw a monkey wrench
into their engine.
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Kaplowie!
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They ain't going nowhere
until they can fix it.
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This sounds like a bad idea.
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Nonsense, Maurice.
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-Pancho, you sick and twisted dude,
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go and make your kaplowie.
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I'm going to work on convincing Stanislav.
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Yeah. Time to crack open a big ol' can
of the KJ Charm.
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He keeps saying "KJ Charm"
like it's a real thing or something.
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We've got some new Happeners
in the house today.
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And one of them
really got me through a rough patch.
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Helped me kick a nasty habit.
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The habit known as eating lemur babies.
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-Yeah, feel free to gasp. I deserve it.
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But now, the only thing I'm hungry for
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is the omelet bar out there
that's in the lobby breakfast buffet.
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Let's hear it
for the omelet bar, everybody.
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And let's give a warm round of applause
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for my friend, my confidant,
my spiritual war-buddy, Clover.
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Work, girl. Go on, get it.
I beat her up once.
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Clover, welcome to your new home.
Your new family.
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And we've got a special treat for you,
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the This is Happening Glory Singers
are here to perform.
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♪ This is happening ♪
♪ Fred is happening ♪
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♪ We are happening ♪
♪ They are happening ♪
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♪ Ooh, we're all happening together... ♪
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It's like I'm making up for the hugs
I missed growing up.
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-Did somebody say "hugs"? Come here.
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♪ And Fred has made us whole ♪
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♪ All the dumb stuff... ♪
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Look at this big, happy family.
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♪ ...save our souls ♪
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♪ This happening
Fred is happening ♪
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-♪ We are happening... ♪
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♪ They are happening ♪
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♪ She is happening ♪
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That guy over there is...
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-♪ Happening! Happening! ♪
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And I say, be gone, negativity.
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And I say, sayonara, doubt.
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-I free you...
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-...with the power of my pincher.
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I've never felt this way before.
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I love it here.
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And I love all of you.
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Are you absolutely, 1,000 percent sure
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you guys don't want to risk your lives
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saving my kingdom
before you go back to Russia?
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I mean, it's pretty much right on the way.
Pretty much.
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Hmm. Is it working?
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-Am I charming you?
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-Time is now.
- Ow!
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For Monkey Revolution!
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-Da.
-Da!
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Something tells me you guys
aren't gonna make it off this island.
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I mean, uh...
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Don't forget the sunscreen, guys.
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The sun's pretty intense
over there in the Russias.
248
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,757
Catch a big wave for me.
249
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,228
Here comes the--
250
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,355
-
251
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,899
Pain?
252
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,778
You were just supposed to give them
a little engine trouble. A small kaplowie.
253
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,989
You blew the dang blimp
to smithereens, man.
254
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,158
Yeah, and they ain't getting to Russia
any time soon.
255
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,828
If we don't save these space monkeys,
they're gonna drown.
256
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,038
Oh, okay. Yeah.
257
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,208
My execution of the plan
fell a little short. Yeah, good note.
258
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,422
-Oh!
-
259
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,051
Stanislav. He cannot swim.
260
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,765
This puts us in a great position, Mo-Mo.
261
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,934
If I'm the one who saves him,
262
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:58,188
Stanislav will be so grateful
he'll feel like he has to help us.
263
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,398
-
264
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,108
-
-Just relax, buddy.
265
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,241
I got you. I'm not gonna let go.
Never let go.
266
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,915
Thank you. I owe you my life, comrade.
267
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:20,544
Oh, Stan.
I'm sure we can work something out.
268
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,505
Oh!
269
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,301
Which one of you cosmonauts
is the best at CPR?
270
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,512
-
-Clover,
271
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,474
I feel a disturbance
that has nothing to do with the itchy rash
272
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,059
on my muladhara chakra.
273
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,562
Fred's tricking these lost souls
into giving him all their stuff.
274
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,315
But what Fred is giving us in return
275
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,900
-is priceless.
-
276
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,570
All this time, I've been stupidly trying
to fix my own problems
277
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,948
through diligence and hard work,
278
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,825
but Fred has shown me
I don't need to do that.
279
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,329
I just need to listen to him
and keep the donations coming.
280
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,456
Okay. We need to get out of here.
281
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,127
Immediately. One last dip
in the ball crawl and then we leave.
282
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,756
Not until I see what's behind that door.
283
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:13,681
I'm here for the secret initiation ritual.
284
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,432
Aah!
285
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,101
Welcome to Level Omicron.
286
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,479
Two more punches
and you get a free cup of frozen yogurt.
287
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,689
Toppings are extra.
288
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:25,734
I'm actualizing.
This is happening.
289
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,529
-
290
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,699
Fine! I'll open the door myself!
291
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,958
Here goes.
292
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,670
Huh.
293
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,422
Guess we just can't do fire.
294
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,801
-
-Must've gotten the wires crossed.
295
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,428
-
296
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,229
A medal, Maurice. For being so selfless.
297
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,315
You're the reason Stanislav needed
to be saved in the first place!
298
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,317
Yeah, but they don't know that.
299
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:14,283
Yes, monkeys.
Salute your brave hero, monkeys.
300
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:19,830
Per Space Monkey Manifesto,
we are required to build a new zeppelin
301
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,874
to help you win your war.
302
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,126
-
-It says all that?
303
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,753
It says all that.
304
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,505
We are in your debt forever.
305
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,262
Doesn't this feel a little dishonest?
306
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,306
It feels a lot dishonest.
307
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,768
But either way, the monkeys need to build
something to get off this island
308
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,770
before that huge tropical storm hits.
309
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,605
Huge tropical storm? Huh?
310
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,607
-
311
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,318
Will you look at the size
of that storm!
312
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,236
-
-Category redonkuloid.
313
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,530
What are y'all waiting for?
You it to owe us, monkeys.
314
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,240
Start building this blimp!
Start building the blimp now!
315
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,123
-
316
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,085
That storm's getting closer. How about
a little urgency, people? Please!
317
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,427
-
318
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,637
-
319
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,097
Ow!
320
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,723
The pod door is open!
321
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:23,185
He somehow figured out
the security code is one very soft knock.
322
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,065
Thanks a lot for the help, Timo.
323
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,777
You've done it now.
I tried to warn you, and now...
324
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,695
-Ooh, baby, you're in deep now.
-Huh?
325
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,905
-
326
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,913
You got your little punch-card.
Now we must continue our journey.
327
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:43,831
I'm staying.
328
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,457
Whoa...
329
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,919
For the first time in my life,
I have somewhere to belong.
330
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,339
But you already have King Julien
and your friends and your kingdom.
331
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,590
-Had.
-Huh?
332
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,093
-And maybe we'll never get it back, Sage.
-
333
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,638
And maybe staying with Fred
is just a better option.
334
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,309
We don't have much time.
I need you to help me to escape.
335
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,062
Wait, what?
What would you need to escape from?
336
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,107
Okay, so I started doing these seminars
as a goof, right?
337
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:13,193
Just hoping to make a few bucks
and sell a couple of books.
338
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,863
But I don't understand.
339
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,573
I felt something.
340
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,199
I... I happened.
341
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,370
I, too, felt a brief moment
of enlightenment in the ball crawl.
342
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,455
Then a kid threw up in it.
343
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:29,084
None of it's real.
Other than the vomit in the ball crawl.
344
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,795
But somehow,
I've gotten these rubes hooked,
345
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,173
and they're giving me
all sorts of money and food
346
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,549
-and free stuff.
-
347
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,718
Darn my charisma!
348
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,678
Now they won't leave me alone.
349
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,805
They're holding me hostage in this hotel
350
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:46,643
and forcing me to inspire them
to be the best thems they can be.
351
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,731
I just don't understand
how I could be so fooled
352
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,276
and sucked in by all of this.
You had all the answers!
353
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,697
Also, hey, let's not discount my charisma.
Anybody could've fallen for it.
354
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,159
Perhaps saving Fred was why Jarsh-Jarsh
sent us here in the first place.
355
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,036
Maybe that's our true test.
356
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,248
You're right.
I have lost sight of the true quest.
357
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,666
We leave tonight.
358
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,587
I just need to grab some things
and I'm gonna meet you outside.
359
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,839
And I just need to grab
a quick bubble bath.
360
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:22,095
The storm's right on top of us.
We gotta launch now, man!
361
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,431
-I prepared a speech.
-That's great.
362
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,100
We can save it for the in-flight
entertainment.
363
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,102
Get this rust-bucket in the air!
364
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,858
-
365
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:37,778
-
366
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,282
-We're stuck!
-
367
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,203
Mo-Mo, I got this.
368
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,748
Little breezy up here.
369
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,129
Come on!
370
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,721
-
-Whoa!
371
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,183
Hold on to monkey.
372
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:22,906
We cannot let you leave, Fred. Not until
we have all achieved Full Happenings.
373
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,409
Clover, this is so not cool.
374
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,994
Don't you see, Sage?
375
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:31,290
We all need Fred to tell us
how to unleash our inner scorpions.
376
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,333
-To tell us how to live.
-
377
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,003
Guys, listen.
I don't have all the answers.
378
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,631
I was seriously just glad
I had a bunch of simpletons
379
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,633
gullible enough to read my book.
380
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,677
Show of hands, who read my book?
381
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,803
Yes. Absolutely.
382
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:45,804
Skimmed it.
383
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,181
Any of you notice it's not a good book?
384
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,892
-Um... What?
- 'Cause it's not.
385
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,853
In fact, I am a fraud.
386
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,315
I'm sorry, everybody.
I tricked all of you.
387
00:21:56,398 --> 00:22:00,569
Show of hands,
who thinks we should all go home now?
388
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:07,909
Escort our friends
back to the hotel multipurpose room.
389
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,369
Whoa...
390
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,666
Oh, yeah, baby!
391
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:20,172
Cheatin' death and chillin' on a
baller-status sky-yacht, y'all!
392
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,304
Stan, keep the drinks cold
for a minute, huh?
393
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:28,972
-Mauricio!
-
394
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,975
You okay, buddy?
You're all mopey. Mopey-mope.
395
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,562
What happens if they find out
we're the reason their zeppelin blew up?
396
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:39,232
Yeah, mistakes were made, yeah,
but they never have to know.
397
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,151
So that makes it all right.
398
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,821
I don't know. This feels all icky.
399
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,992
Maurice, what these dumb monkeys
don't know won't hurt them.
400
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:52,454
Now turn that frown upside down,
and let's party!
401
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,753
♪ We're all happening ♪
402
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:03,757
♪ And Fred has made us whole ♪
403
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,552
♪ All the dumb stuff we believe ♪
404
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:11,723
♪ We hope will save our souls ♪
405
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,268
♪ This happening ♪
♪ Fred is happening ♪
406
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:19,106
♪ We are happening ♪
♪ They are happening ♪
407
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,649
♪ She is happening ♪
408
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,983
That guy over there is...
409
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,944
♪ Happening! Happening! ♪
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