All language subtitles for All Hail King Julien S05E02 1080p Netflix WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 x264-TrollHD.eng_edited

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♪ Party ♪

Check this, homeslice.

♪ Julien's lost at sea ♪

♪ Heading for an unknown isle ♪

♪ As Koto sits upon the throne ♪

♪ Ruling with an evil smile ♪

♪ Clover's on an epic quest ♪

♪ To save the kingdom, she will not rest ♪

♪ While Mort struggles
To avenge the feet ♪

♪ His hopes for rescue are looking bleak ♪

♪ And Ted was wearing a dress ♪

I was cold!

Chapter two.

-Land! We've hit land!
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Move, Pancho.

That song!

It's calling to me.

Hello, it's me.
the Julien formerly known as King Julien.

I'm here.

Where's it coming from?

I think it's coming from over there.

Wow!

♪ Welcome weary travelers ♪

-♪ We have home-cooked food ♪
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-♪ Guarantee to make you move ♪
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-♪ Come and rest weary travelers ♪
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Are you sure we should be following

a group of strange lemur ladies
into the jungle?

Hmm, let me think about that.

Yeah! Of course, we should!

Did you hear the part
about food and hammocks?

-Chop-chop, Ted. Move the tushy.
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This is good. We have a plan.

We're going to see your guru,
get the world's most powerful weapon,

and then use it to defeat Koto.
I like this plan.

So, how much longer till we get there?

At this rate? I don't know.

-Maybe 10-15 years.
- Years?

Yes. My guru lives atop
a very high mountain.

Like, really high.

To get there,
we'll need to cross 15 raging rivers,

three of the world's driest deserts
and 8000 miles of open ocean,

which is, of course, shark infested.

-It's not a bad swim, actually.
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Um, maybe we could just fly there?

Oh, yeah, flying would make it
a lot easier.

Wish I had thought of that.

I've spent 20 years of my life
traveling there and back. Huh.

Okay, no problem.
Just call your hawk and let's go. Huh?

What's wrong? Do the thing.
You know, the thing when you...

The Hawk Call. Do it!

I can't.

What do you mean you can't? Why not?

I have to get King Julien's kingdom back.
I have to, Sage.

...and I are no longer partners
in each other's spiritual progress.

What? Why?

We... We grew apart.

Who puts an empty mealworm carton
back in the pantry?

Just throw it away. Is that so hard?

What did I say this time?
Can't you just tell me?

Oh, the silent treatment.

So original!

-I'm going out with friends, okay?
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Yeah, there might be other hawks there,
but I'm pair-bonded with you.

-So, we're stuck with each other, okay!
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So much drama.

And now, we're no longer
on screeching terms.

Your hawk's gone? Like gone-gone?

Like a sweet aroma snatched from the sky
by a selfish wind.

Okay, then we just need to get
another hawk to fly us to your guru.

-How do we get another hawk?
-In my tribe there is an ancient ritual.

In order to become one with the hawk,

you must witness its birth,
making your two souls into one.

I remember the birth of my hawk.

This is it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Seriously?

You're telling me you actually birthed
a baby hawk?

No, that would be biologically impossible
and also gross.

This is it!

Hmm-mm. Beans.

Son!

Come on, Sage. Let's go get us a hawk egg.

We must hurry.
Hatching season is almost over.

You need an unhatched egg
for this to work.

Ow, ow, ow.

King Koto, I have--

Comedic genius, right there!

Hmm. Huh?

Oh.

Funny.

Again!

King Koto, could I try
some of my new material?

Here's a taste.

So, I recently tried speed dating.

Anybody else ever do that?

Boo! Do your regular act.

Wait, wait. How about ring-tailed lemurs
be dancing like this.

But mouse lemurs, they be dancing like...

Silence! You will do it again
exactly as before.

That is the secret of comedy.

Repeating the exact same thing
over and over and over again.

- But...
-Now, jester!

Yes, King Koto.

No, thank you.

More for me.

Is it me or does food taste better
on this island?

Oh, yeah.

It is pretty good.
Shame we'll have to leave soon.

Leave? Are you kidding?

This place is paradise, man.

No one ain't going nowhere.

After what I've been through,
I deserve this.

Food coma, y'all. What-what!

What. Ah, what. What.

Is it me or are they being
a little bit too nice to us?

Hello, that's what I've been saying.

Guys, stop being so negative.

These very musically-inclined lemur ladies

are clearly just doing
something nice for us

out of the kindness of their hearts.

-We should be grateful.
-But what about the kingdom?

Bup-bup! I thought we agreed
we weren't gonna mention the "K" word.

- But--
-Maurice, no!

I've been through an ordeal,

and I'm not ready
to enter the action phase.

I need to spend some time
in the relax-ion phase.

Don't you think I've earned
a little pampering

after having my kingdom stolen from me?

Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you. Oh, that is so...
Don't be afraid to use your elbow.

It's a little...
Yeah, really good. Left side.

Lots of tension.

What about your people? They need you.

Oh! I can't help them. No, don't stop.

Going back would be
a suicide mission, Maurice.

They're on their own. Ah...

-You're wrong. You can help.
-That's it!

Ah. Go! Go now!

Go where?

Away from my face.

Come back when you're ready to board
the express train to Happyville.

King Julien!

Toot! Toot! All aboard!
I hope your name's not Maurice.

Fine! How 'bout you come find me
when you're ready to make

an unscheduled stop
at Responsibility Station!

a real place.

Even if it were real,
no one would want to go there.

Why don't you choke
on one of your toenails?

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We made it before the eggs hatched.

No, we're too late.

We didn't witness their birth.

They've already bonded with the mother.

What? No!
We can still bond with one of the hawks.

You cannot perform
the ritual birthing process.

You will never know
the joys of motherhood.

I weep for your loss
and for my own.

I can never replace
.

Oh! That one looks like
.

Next.

Next.

Next.

That bowl looks dirty, Mort.
How about I get you a new one?

No, thanks. I just cleaned it.

Hey, give that back.

Don't worry.
You'll find you like this one better.

I hope you're hungry.

Clink, clink.

Koto had me doing pratfalls all day again,

and I lost my appetite on account of a rib
going through my stomach and stuff.

But you really should make sure
you eat it up.

Get big and strong.

Clink, clink.

Um, something wrong with your eye?

It's fine. Look in your bowl.

What's this?

Enjoy. Now move along, intern.

Next.

Did anyone see you?

I don't think so.

Okay, we have to be quick.

I've taken it upon myself
to start a resistance movement,

and I need your help, Mort.

You need to find out
what's really going on here.

In the toilet?

No, in the kingdom.

Me? How?

As Koto's jester,
you're with him all day long.

You have access to his inner circle.

Information is power, Mort.

But with the right information,

you could find a way to help King Julien
get his kingdom back.

- No, King Julien! Mm...
-Yes, Mort.

Now, go! I have another toilet meeting
in a few minutes,

and I need to change the potpourri.

Toot, toot!

Toot, toot!

Go, toot, toot!

Excuse me for being the voice of reason.

Someone's gotta be responsible...

What the...

Oh, no!

I've gotta tell King Julien.

Stop blabbering, Sage.

Did you just kiss me?
Not the time, Clover.

And you might wanna shave.

What? No, I slapped you.

I will not fail King Julien.

You said we need a hawk,
so we're stealing a hawk.

Oh. She is very angry.

Wait, Sage, that's it. You speak Hawk.

Yes, it took me years to master
the language's rich inflectional system.

Great. Use your rich infection
to tell the hawk mom

why we need one of her babies.

-What did she say?
-She told me I could take one.

She clearly
did not say I could take one.

Let's go!

Nurse Phantom?

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-What do you have for me?

Get this. Koto likes his eggs
over easy, and his favorite color is red.

Green's a close, followed by blue
which is my favorite.

-Mort!
-Good, huh?

No! All of this information is useless.

It doesn't matter
what Koto's favorite color is.

-It doesn't?
-No!

Think, Mort.

I have to go. I'm expecting
a package I need to sign for.

Get us some information we can use.

Hmm.

Oh. Um, sorry to bother you, King Julien,
but Maurice is gone.

I can't find him anywhere.

He's probably
just off sulking somewhere.

Don't worry. This is paradise.

Nothing bad can happen here.

I mean, look at my hands.

Well, they do look fabulous,
but I don't know.

Maurice has been gone a long time.

Well, Teddy, looks like you're gonna have
to go find Maurice yourself.

You'll need your strength to carry us.

Eat those maggots.

Now, maggot!

You catch more flies with honey
than with vinegar.

And you catch even more
with a quality name brand fly bait.

Nobody asked you, Sage.

Look, you stupid bird.

We're running out of time. Eat!

You must be nurturing if you ever hope
to earn this bird's respect and loyalty.

Oh, what a load of old tosh.

Like, this bird even
understands what I'm saying.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

-He understands.
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We tried to do this the easy way,

but no more Mrs. Nice Guy.

Put on the stinking saddle.

Do we understand each other?

Put on the saddle.

Put on the saddle.

Come here. I said...

You're really bad at this.

Shut it!

I have a status report
on your statue, King Koto.

Yes. Ah, when will it be finished?

If everything goes as planned,

the unpaid interns should complete it
in one week.

Excellent news.

Not only will I have
a giant tribute to myself,

But I can finally get rid of the interns.

All of them, sir?

Yes, all of them.

There's no point in keeping them around
once they've served their purpose.

Sir, do you think
it's a good idea to discuss

these matters in front of
that.

Hmm.

Oh, relax, Captain.
My jester's clearly an imbecile.

I doubt he understands where he is.

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-Oh, we understand.

We understand everything.

Maurice!

Oh, Maurice, where are you?

Hello?

Oh, great! And now, I'm lost.

Could this day get any worse?

Okay, open your eyes.

Ta-da!

You said I couldn't tame this bird,
but watch this.

Sit!

Roll over!

Solve this rudimentary algebra equation!

Sign your work!

Now, fly us to Sage's guru,
so we can save our friends.

Well, Sage, I did it.

I broke this beast.

Destroyed its spirit.

I own this bird.

You were wrong.
The aggression approach works. Ta-ta!

Yes, you have frightened
this adorable baby bird,

but you haven't earned his love.

He'll always miss his mother.

What? No, no, stop that.
I know what you're doing.

You're trying to make me feel guilty
for taking you from your family.

Well, it won't work,

'cause I am a hardened warrior
on an important mission.

No, it won't work,

'cause I see right through your...

sweet, innocent eyes, so full of hope
for the future that you'll never have.

Oh. Oh, dear. I'm a monster!

What have I done?

Go on. Be free.

I'm not going to ruin another family
just to save my own.

Go. Go get 'em.

Fly. That's it.
Yeah, there you go. Call me.

We'll have to find another way, Sage.

That was way cool of you.

Tell that to all of Koto's prisoners.

There is strength in an action.

You did not allow your rage and desire
for revenge to control you.

That is true power.

That may be.
How are we gonna get to your guru now?

My man-hawk.

I'm so sorry.

I've been a jerk and a hater. Forgive me.

Forgive me!

Should I... I'll just leave you two alone.

-Yeah, I'm just gonna be right over there.
-Wait!

heard of your
kind act and he has returned.

Wow, news sure travels fast
in the hawk world.

Yes, they're a very gossipy species.

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-What? You know it's true.

He has offered to take us
to my guru's mountain.

Really? Oh, that's great.
Thank you s--

Nurse Phantom? Nurse?

Keep it down, Mort.
Someone could hear you.

Oh, sorry. But I have serious news.

As soon as we finish building
Koto's statue for him,

he is going to kill us all.

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Good work, Mort. We have to warn everyone.

Let me out!

-Ah! Ah. Eh.
-Let me out! Let me out!

What's going on? Why are we in a cage?

King Julien, there's a cave,
and bones and...

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-Who's that?

Oh, boy.
The piper's calling you to join him.

Crimson.

Oh, snuggle bear, how sweet.
You remember me.

Uh, yeah, I remember you.
You tried to kill me multiple ti...

Hold up. You live here?

That's right. With my girls.

Great. So could one of your girls
maybe let us out of this cage?

Aw, no can do, Ju-Jubear.

What? Why? What did we do?

It's Pancho, right?
He's got that weird, coffee-breath

even when he hasn't had coffee.

It's hot like his breath
is hotter than normal.

I don't really know
how else to explain it.

What?

Oh, yeah. Hmm.

No, it's not that.

I'm not sure what the problem is.

How about we go to the part
where we were having fun

and getting mani-pedis,
eating lots of food.

Huh? What do you say?

Oh, you didn't think we were
feeding you just to be nice, did you?

Uh, yeah, actually I kinda did, yeah.

Oh, Julien, no.

We've been feeding you to fatten you up.

Fatten us up? For what? Winter?
Does it get very cold here?

Oh, no, silly.

Fatten you up to be fed

to the giant tentacle beast
that lives on this island.

That's what I was trying to tell you.

There's a giant tentacle beast
on this island?

Uh-huh, that's right.

Giant. Huge, in fact.

And very, very hungry.

Me and my girls make sure he gets fed.

What do you think, girls?

Have we fattened him up enough yet?

And, mm, you know what, Julien?

What?

Since we have a long history,

I think I'll feed you
to the tentacle first.

Well, that's nice.

That's so messed up.

Pancho should get eaten first.

-What? Whoa. Hey.
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