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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,960 WOMAN: Okay here we go. 0 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,210 Oh wow. 0 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,050 Oh my God you guys. 0 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,680 Oh my God Rachel you suck. 0 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,240 BOUNCER: it's a private party. -it's okay they're kind of expecting me. 0 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,960 [LIL WENDY'S "SHAKE IT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 0 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,200 -Shake it shake it -Let me hear you now 0 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,240 Shake it shake it shake it 0 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,840 -Shake it shake it -Let me hear you now 0 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,000 Hello? 0 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,160 [MUSIC STOPS] 0 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,960 ALL: Surprise! 0 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,520 [ALL CHEERING] 0 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,760 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 0 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,570 I know you told me not to but I just had to. 0 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,000 I just had to. 0 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,200 -You're not mad are you? -No it's sweet. 0 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,440 And are you surprised? 0 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,130 Was I surprised? 0 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,040 -You were? -Ugh. Was I? 0 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,920 She was surprised! 0 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,600 You don't want this. I knew it I knew it I knew it. We did it! 0 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,680 [ALL CHEERING] 0 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,410 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 0 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,280 -No! Oh no sorry somebody's in here. -Ow! 0 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,050 It's me. 0 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:48,440 -Ow. Not afraid to put your back into it. -What are you doing in the ladies} room? 0 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,760 What? I saw you come in here looking all tragic. 0 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,960 So I'm hereto check for razor blades. 0 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,680 You were not coming in here for me. 0 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,000 You're dodging Claire. 0 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,200 See what happens when you sleep with people you don't love? 0 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,360 -That's insulting. -Why don't you talk to her? 0 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,720 Rachel she's crazy. 0 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,800 [CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 0 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,840 CLAIRE: There you are. -Good God. 0 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,200 CLAIRE: Hi. -Hi. 0 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,640 Where have you been all night mister? Mr. I\/Iagoo. Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,440 Just hiding. Yeah. 0 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,080 Hiding. Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,080 -it's so like chaotic in here. -Yep. 0 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,680 Do you wanna--? Do you wanna go someplace more like um intimate or--? 0 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,800 No. Party. So I think I'll stay here. 0 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,320 -Me neither. I don't want to either. -Yep. Awesome. 0 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,960 -Oh my God. -What is it? 0 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,560 I want you to see me drop it like it's hot. One second. 0 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,170 -This is awesome. -[\lVHISPERING] Talk to her. 0 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,010 DARCY: When she walked in.... Aah! 0 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,080 HEY! 0 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,080 -That was very nice of you. -What? 0 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,520 Pretending to be surprised. 0 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,840 -Please don't tell her. She'll be heartbroken. -l won't. 0 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,040 [MIMICS THUD] 0 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,200 What's going on Dex? 0 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,000 How you doing? You gonna introduce me to the birthday girl? 0 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,360 Rachel this is Marcus. Old family friend. Just moved into town. 0 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,010 What up birthday girl? 0 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,240 Please stop saying that. 0 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:05,800 Don't worry. The capacity to be pleasured only increases with age. 0 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,440 -Trust me. -Wow. 0 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,450 What's up? What's your name? You got a boyfriend? 0 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,680 RACHEL: Wow. -Yeah. I'm sorry. 0 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:14,840 DARCY: Hello. 0 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,640 Hello. 0 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,960 I'm gonna say something. And I know everybody wants to hear it. 0 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,730 Center of attention. That's weird. 0 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:27,050 All right well as most of you know I'm getting married in 61 days. 0 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,080 [ALL CHEER] 0 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,010 And Dex honey I have a confession to make. 0 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,800 This won't be my first marriage. 0 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,490 [SALT-N-PEPA'S "SHOOP" PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,760 I wanna shoop baby 0 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:41,040 Yep. Rachel and I have been soul mates since the beginning. 0 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,320 Like two peas in a pod we did everything together. 0 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,320 Like re-enacting Dirty Dancing. 0 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,410 And our infamous dance routine to Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It." 0 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,440 We basically shared everything. Including Ethan. 0 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,320 Oh shit. Why am I in this? 0 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,720 DARCY: Our date to the sixth grade dance. 0 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,880 And through all the years Rachel and I were inseparable. 0 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,880 It was us against the world. 0 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:11,120 And after we graduated Indiana she ditched my ass for stupid law school... 0 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:15,040 Mdespite the fact that I selflessly rejected... 0 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,280 ...my acceptance to Notre Dame... 0 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,160 ...because she wasn't let in. 0 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,760 But whatever. 0 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,010 It all worked out in the end because she went to NYU Lavv... 0 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,720 ...and met my future husband and introduced us. 0 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,410 [CROWD CHEERING] 0 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,200 I'll never forget when Dex proposed... 0 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,080 ...all I could think about when he was down on one knee... 0 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,160 ...vvas that I wish Rachel was here... 0 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,400 ...watching me in this moment. 0 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,930 [\lVHISPERING] Sorry. Who are we celebrating? 0 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:49,250 I mean to say you are my best friend is the understatement of the century. 0 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,600 You're the sister I never had. 0 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,640 You're sometimes the mother I often need. 0 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,800 The reason why I can stumble so fearlessly into adventure... 0 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,810 ...is because she's always there. 0 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,840 She is always always there. 0 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,290 I love you Rachel. 0 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,600 [\lVHISPERING] I love you too. 0 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,520 Happy 30th! 0 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,240 I'm so happy it's not me yet! 0 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,600 All right. Come on let's get this party going. Come on come on. 0 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,640 [CROWD CHEERING AND UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,440 And shake it shake it. 0 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,520 [CHUCKLING] 0 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,000 Wow. 0 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,320 So are you two like uh--? 0 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,640 A couple? Nope. 0 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,170 -NO? -Nope. 0 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,040 You guys ever--? 0 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,680 -No. No. -NO? 0 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,240 WOMAN: Shake it Darcy! 0 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,600 You know what sweetheart? I think it's time that you came down. 0 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,520 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 0 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,560 Rachel tell him to let me stay. 0 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,520 Come on I did the party. I'm the one who did it. 0 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,240 -Honey I love you so much. -l love you. 0 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,680 -Did you like it? Did you like your party? -l did. I loved it. 0 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,240 [DARCY LAUGHING] 0 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,920 Oh my God remind me to buy you new shoes. I just hate your shoes so much. 0 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,560 Okay yep time to go home. 0 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,610 -l hate them. -You know what? She'll call you tomorrow. 0 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,000 I don't understand why you think "I'm gonna buy that pair of shoes." 0 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,280 -Happy birthday. -Hey thank you. 0 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,520 [\lVHISTLES] 0 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,130 Never helps but I do it anyway. 0 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,760 There's an 0Id maid in the window. Let's get her a cat. 0 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,290 Okay you're not 0Id. 0 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,600 You're just a lawyer. it's different. 0 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,360 I'm serious Ethan. Thirty's young but it's not that young. 0 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,760 -Okay. Ten-second pity party. Go. -Ethan. 0 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,320 I'm past my prime child-bearing years. 0 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,720 Wow. Okay. I didn't know we were going dark. 0 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,730 I basically wasted my entire 2os. 0 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,200 And I hate my job. 0 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,120 Okay two things? You went way over. 0 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:05,760 And secondly you didn't waste your 2os. You just grew up. 0 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,480 Why won't you marry me? 0 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:08,960 Because I like you too much. 0 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,480 Ah! Perfect timing. 0 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,640 RACHEL: Dex. 0 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,200 -Hey what's going on? -Darcy forgot her purse. 0 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,640 RACHEL: Her new Chanel? -Not the new Chanel! Let's go. 0 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,730 -C0me 0n. -Oh. |'m gonna go help him find it. 0 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,200 Are you serious? 0 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,840 |t's like a $2000 handbag. 0 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,610 Dudes aren't supposed to know that. 0 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,320 In or out asshole? 0 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,010 You need a hug buddy. 0 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,200 Oh! And voilé. 0 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,440 -Oh! -Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,130 -You all right? -Mm-hm. 0 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,970 -You sure? -Mm-hm. 0 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,000 Thank you. Come on. I'll get you a taxi. 0 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,240 So did you have a good time tonight? 0 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,520 Yeah I did. 0 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,320 [SCOFFS] 0 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,200 I did! 0 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,800 Hey. Let's get one more drink. 0 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,040 Oh no that's okay. You don't have to. 0 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,160 Come on. I want to. 0 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,320 DEX: Two Heinekens please. 0 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,000 RACHEL: Darcy. DARCY: it'll be fun. Come on. 0 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,280 DEX: Are you always this obnoxious? 0 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,130 DARCY: Ha-ha-ha. Yes I am. Does that surprise you? 0 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,650 Wow. You really don't notice the way women look at you. 0 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,760 You're funny. 0 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,120 I'm not that funny. 0 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,840 You're right. You were much funnier in law school. 0 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,610 [CHUCKLES] 0 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,880 [G ROANS] 0 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,400 God if we could do anything anything wake up tomorrow and do anything... 0 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,930 ...be anything what would you do? 0 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,160 -What would you be? -Rap superstar. 0 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,240 Come on seriously. 0 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,240 I'd be a teacher. 0 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,850 -Really? -Yeah. 0 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,760 Yeah I always wanted to teach. 0 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,080 You know maybe start with high school. 0 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,720 Coach the soccer team. 0 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,560 So why aren't we? Doing what we really wanna do? 0 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,280 Well I don't know about you... 0 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,600 ...but doing what I wanna do has never been much of a factor. 0 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,440 It's more like what I'm expected to do. 0 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,520 Yes. 0 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,400 Exactly. 0 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,880 Wow. We're really flipping her out. 0 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,370 She can't imagine what you're doing here with me. 0 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,800 Hot people are supposed to be with hot people. 0 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,760 -Excuse me. RACHEL: Dex. Shh! 0 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,760 You're making my girlfriend uncomfortable. 0 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:51,960 -Dex. Stop it. -What? 0 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,970 Oh my God. Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,800 Oh. Now I remember why I had such a crush on you in law school. 0 00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,960 No you didn't. 0 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,240 Course I did. 0 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,760 Oh come on. You knew. 0 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,200 Two stops. Tenth and Second then down to Tribeca. 0 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,120 I'm sorry. 0 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,240 I don't know why I.... 0 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,120 I was just a-- 0 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,920 Yeah all right. I'm thinking more like one stop. 0 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,880 DARCY [ON MACHINE]: Rach? Rachel? 0 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,000 Rach. 0 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,530 Rachel pick up. 0 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,240 Pick up pick up pick up. 0 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,720 Oh my God. 0 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,320 DARCY: Rachel. Rach. -Oh my God. What did I do? 0 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,440 DARCY: I'm panicking. Dex never came home. 0 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,760 Oh no. 0 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,120 DARCY: Listen to me. Dex never came home and I don't-- 0 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,400 [TELEPHONE BEEPS] 0 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,330 Fourteen missed calls. 0 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,520 Oh my God! Wait! Don't be naked! 0 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,640 What--? 0 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,250 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 0 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,730 -Should I answer it? -What? No! No no. Don't-- 0 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,920 Oh shit! 0 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,690 -Pants. What? -l should answer. 0 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,770 DARCY: Why isn't anyone answering? -Don't answer the phone. 0 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,840 RACHEL: I'll just say.... DARCY: Pick up the phone! 0 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,370 -What? DARCY: Rach. 0 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,800 I don't know. 0 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,600 DARCY: it's an emergency and I think Dex is cheating on me. 0 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,720 And I know it sounds so crazy but hot people they get cheated on sometimes. 0 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,130 -What do we do? DEX: Rachel. 0 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,800 It'll be okay. it's gonna be okay. We'll figure it out. 0 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,240 [G ROANS] 0 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,960 I'll tell her I was with Marcus. 0 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,920 [\lVHISPERING] God I'm such a terrible person. 0 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,200 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What did I do? 0 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,680 I mean not just to her but to you. 0 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,200 Rachel stop. It wasn't just you. 0 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,120 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 0 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,280 Rachel I-- 0 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,880 I better go. 0 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,440 -Hello? -Rach where the hell have you been? 0 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,210 Dex didn't come home last night. 0 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,160 -Hello? -Oh my God. 0 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,770 -Rachel. -Yes I heard you. 0 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,400 He didn't come home last night. 0 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,440 He better have been hit by a car or in jail or something. 0 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,720 Darcy don't say that. 0 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,160 Do you think he's cheating? 0 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,850 No. 0 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,920 -He loves you. -l know he loves me obviously. 0 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,200 But where the hell is he? 0 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,840 Did you see him last night? At the bar? Did you see him when you left the bar? 0 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,000 Oh yeah. 0 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:32,760 Uh he was with Marcus. They were uh watching a game. 0 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,400 A game? At 2 in the morning? 0 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:39,440 It was something European. Oh cricket maybe. 0 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,600 Cricket? 0 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,760 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 0 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,880 Oh my God. it's him. 0 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,440 I'm gonna see about this cricket crap. I'll call you right back. 0 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,880 Cricket. Cricket? 0 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,720 DEX: You don't happen to have four extra pens do you? 0 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,840 Oh I do actually. I brought a bunch. 0 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,800 You're making fun of me. 0 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,610 No I'm impressed. 0 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,240 You're making me feel really inadequate right now. 0 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,560 [DOOR OPENS] 0 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,960 I'm Professor Dennis Zigman and this is Torts. 0 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,720 A few ground rules: Never introduce a contingency in your answer. 0 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:48,960 A supposed tortfeasor may be argued to have committed a tortious act... 0 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,050 ...when four conditions have been met. 0 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,480 Each is necessary. None is in itself sufficient. 0 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:58,440 There must be a duty or obligation. This duty must have been breached. 0 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,800 -This breach must have caused damage. -[\lVHISPERING] What about you? 0 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,160 ZIGMAN: Duty breach causation. 0 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,080 [\lVHISPERING] That's okay. I'll just listen. 0 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,440 ZIGMAN: Damage. 0 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,010 Thank you. 0 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,930 ZIGMAN: Duty breach causation damage. 0 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,120 Now this duty is not a statutory duty. 0 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:24,800 The breach. The breach may be in the form of negligence. 0 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,450 [GRUNTING AND SHOUTING] 0 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,090 [RINGING] 0 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,040 -Darcy. -it's Dex. 0 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,640 I borrowed her phone. 0 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:55,480 Um I just wanted to make sure that you were okay. 0 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,120 Oh. Yeah I'm fine. 0 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,810 Are you okay? 0 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,440 I um.... 0 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,840 DARCY: Hey. Who are you talking to? 0 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,920 DEX: it's Rachel. 0 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,600 Oh! Hey. Sorry. Totally forgot to call you back. 0 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,640 Yeah no. Is everything okay? 0 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,880 No it's fine. He just got drunk and passed out at Marcus'. Whatever. 0 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,400 -Wish her Happy birthday. -Oh my God. Happy birthday. 0 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,520 -Thanks. So everything's okay with Dex? DARCY: Yeah yeah. 0 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,880 Um yeah. Yeah. 0 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,560 [\lVHISPERING] Except he got a little weird... 0 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,440 ...and acted really guilty and said vve have to have a talk. 0 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,080 Talk about what? 0 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,600 I don't know. Whatever. 0 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,480 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I gotta go. Kiss kiss kiss. 0 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,760 Wait can I just talk to Dex real quick? 0 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,200 [GASPING] 0 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,720 DARCY: Because the dress I picked was perfect. 0 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,240 Unless this one's even more perfect. 0 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,760 Darcy you look incredible. 0 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,640 Wow. Wow. 0 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,810 She's having her bridal moment. 0 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,240 Hey Darce. You okay? 0 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,920 -You okay Darce? -No I'm fine. I'm just-- 0 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,000 I wanna cry on the day... 0 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,360 ...so I wanna check my mascaras make sure it doesn't run... 0 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,210 ...so I'm trying out all these different 0nes. 0 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,280 My mascara. Is it running? 0 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,320 I wish I could cry more. 0 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,000 Can we get a bigger train? 0 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,720 [DEX & RACHEL LAUGHING] 0 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,520 Shh! 0 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,560 Sorry. 0 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,650 Duty breach causation.... 0 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,640 -Oh jeez. RACHEL: Hold on. 0 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,000 -What am I missing? What am I missing? -Damages. 0 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,240 Oh shit. 0 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,360 [STUDENTS HUSH] 0 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,400 [\lVHISPERING] Sorry. I'm sorry. 0 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,890 Here. 0 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,210 Use a mnemonic. 0 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,200 D B C D. 0 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,960 Deliver by Christmas Day. 0 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,600 Don't blame Cameron Diaz. 0 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,290 [LAUGHING] 0 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,360 -This isn't even that funny is it? DEX: No. 0 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,890 It's not funny at all. 0 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,160 How about when all of this is over... 0 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,080 ...Dex buys celebratory dinner? 0 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,880 Oh! Yeah. 0 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,690 Sure. 0 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,800 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,610 -Actually I spun the bottle. -Yes. 0 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,040 -l would spin the bottle. -Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,210 And well she manipulated the bottle so that it landed on me of course. 0 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,800 -And so we go in the closet. -Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,730 But it was one of the best kisses I've ever had. 0 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,280 Wow. 0 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:04,960 -And.... -And um my first kiss was on a golf course. 0 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,080 -Okay. -In the middle of the night and I was 13. 0 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,170 -Ha-ha-ha. -That's-- 0 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,960 DARCY: Crashing. 0 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,840 Oh I don't know. He's okay-looking. 0 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,960 Dex this is Darcy. Darcy this is Dex. 0 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,080 You've been talking about him for nine months. 0 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,880 Well he's been a very great study partner. 0 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,600 Wow. You two lighten up. Your tarts are over. 0 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,240 -Torts. Th-- -Whatever. 0 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,520 Excuse me. 0 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:37,720 Uh could we have six shots of tequila por favor? 0 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:42,080 So games fun let's get this party started. Truth or dare. 0 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,440 Darcy. 0 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,600 It'll be fun. Come on. 0 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,360 Okay fine. I'll start. Dare. 0 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,040 Ask Rachel out on a real date instead of whatever this is. 0 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,130 Darce. We're just friends. 0 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,810 Fine. Then ask me out. 0 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,240 Hey don't look at me. 0 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:15,040 -Who are you? -Who am I? I counselor am fun. 0 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,640 Which you look like you could use a lot more of. 0 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,200 -Oh is that so? DARCY: Mm-hm. 0 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,440 Yeah it is fun so I'm willing to share. 0 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,840 -Are you always this obnoxious? -Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,400 -Yes. I am. Does that surprise you? DEX: Yeah. 0 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,170 Surprise me? No. You seem like trouble. 0 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,320 DARCY: Trouble? 0 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,170 [DEX & DARCY LAUGHING] 0 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,880 DARCY: Rachel. 0 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,090 Did you hear me? Rachel? 0 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,770 [\lVHISTLES] 0 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,050 Veil no veil? 0 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,000 Hmm? 0 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,480 Veil. 0 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,090 Veil. 0 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,320 DARCY: Oh come on Rachel. I mean really. 0 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,680 You're 30you can't afford to be picky. 0 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:02,200 Oh my God. I can't believe I forgot to tell you. Guess who thinks you're hot. 0 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,640 Marcus. 0 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,760 Oh. 0 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,240 Dex's friend Marcus. He was at your party. 0 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,520 -Yeah no. -What? 0 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,760 Oh my God. You're like.... 0 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,610 Whatever. So guess what I did. 0 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,600 I convinced Marcus to take the last bedroom in the Hamptons house. 0 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,760 -Darcy. -What? it'll be so fun. 0 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,280 It'll be like your own little live-in boy toy. 0 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,000 Actually I'm gonna have to work most weekends. 0 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,080 RACHEL: Hey. ETHAN: Hey. 0 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,610 Can't believe I'm doing this. 0 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,600 Oh stop it. it's one weekend. it's gonna be beautiful. You can write. 0 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,960 What are you talking about? 0 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,160 The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren. 0 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,600 And I won't be doing a lot of writing... 0 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,840 Mseeing as how I'm your sexual chaperone from Marco. 0 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,450 -I\/Iarcus. -I\/Iarky. 0 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,680 -I\/Iarcus. -Doesn't matter. 0 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,120 [DARCY CHEERING] 0 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,200 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,890 -No. -Yikes. 0 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,840 No please tell me he's not coming. 0 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,440 -Good nig ht everybody. -Darcy be nice. 0 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,800 What's with the backpack Ethan? Like 1982. 0 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,880 -You're lame. -You're lame. 0 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,680 -Hey. What's up buddy? -Hey look who it is. it's this guy. 0 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,680 MARCUS: Dude. Three chicks three dudes. 0 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,400 -Hi. ETHAN: Thanks bro. 0 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,000 -Get on in there doggie. -Don't touch me though. 0 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,360 -Here-- That's all right. I got it. RACHEL: No it's okay. I got it. Thank you. 0 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,800 I got that one. 0 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,570 DARCY: By the way Ethan you're sleeping in a little girl's room. 0 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,200 ETHAN: Oh great. You're gross. 0 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,760 Pay the toll. Pay the toll. 0 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,840 -I'll get one later. DARCY: Sun waiting for us! 0 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,690 DEX: You ready? You ready? -Whoo! 0 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,160 MARCUS: The Hamptons baby huh? 0 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,730 [DARCY CHEERING] 0 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,920 Oh my God you guys. Welcome. 0 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,200 [DARCY LAUGHING] 0 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,960 DARCY: Oh my God. Honey. Honey. 0 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,520 MARCUS: Save it for the honeymoon. DARCY: Yes. 0 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,560 I'd like to make a toast. 0 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,330 Here... 0 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,880 ...is to my last and best summer of my former life... 0 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,240 ...before I become I\/Irs. Dexter Thaler. 0 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,720 L\/lay we all come up here as often as possible before Labor Day... 0 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,160 ...and spend the summer full of sun fun drinking partying-- 0 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,770 We should do some shots. 0 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,920 [DARCY CHEERS] 0 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,160 MARCUS: Cheers. 0 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,770 ALL: Cheers. MARCUS: Cheers buddy. 0 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,090 Cheers. Look in the eyes. Look in the eyes everybody. In the eyes. 0 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,960 Bad luck if you don't do it. 0 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,280 Dex Rachel look in each 0ther's eyes. 0 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,480 Let's go out! 0 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,010 MARCUS: Let's go to the Jetty. 0 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,690 [KING FLOYD'S "GROOVE ME" PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,760 [CROWD CHEERING] 0 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,930 ETHAN: You gotta stop staring. -What? 0 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,360 I wasn't. 0 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,200 What? I'm talking about cuckoo bird over there. 0 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,050 Look at her. She's just a little gremlin. 0 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,440 She's like some weird animal. 0 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,210 She's like a freaking circus animal. 0 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,120 -What is that? -Oh just stop it. 0 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,970 She's a perfectly normal woman who made the great mistake... 0 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,890 ...0fthinking some man wanted her when all he wanted was sex. 0 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,600 -Thanks Oprah. I don't need-- -Just go talk to her. 0 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,490 Okay. I should totally do that. 0 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,360 Not now I'm not. 0 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,450 Oh 0h 0h! 0 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,240 What's up? How you doing? 0 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,160 -Ooh! Hey! -Too much? Too much? All right. 0 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,010 How you doing? 0 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,640 Could I get a l\/laker's on the rocks please? Thank you. 0 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,000 You're like a shark. 0 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,960 That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. 0 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,880 I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy. 0 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,360 -Oh really? -Once when I was 9 years 0ld... 0 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,170 ...I saved the life of a chipmunk. 0 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,520 A chipmunk. 0 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,640 He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do. 0 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,080 He couldn't move his legs. 0 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,720 So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny little broken leg. 0 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,000 And I carried him around in a BabyBj6m. 0 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,680 And all the kids in my neighborhood they laughed. They made fun of me. 0 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,880 They threw rocks at me. But I didn't care. 0 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,240 -You know why? -Why? 0 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,330 Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love. 0 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,720 That's really sweet. 0 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,200 I know. 0 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,680 So next time you wanna call somebody a shark just remember the chipmunk. 0 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,480 All right. 0 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:45,970 How about we go outside and get a little fresh air? What? 0 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,760 -No. Sorry. Not my thing. -Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,480 -Not your thing? -Not my thing. 0 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,840 Okay. 0 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,240 You know what? Why not? 0 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,530 God I'm good. 0 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,400 MARCUS: I don't know what you're talking about. 0 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,570 -But where did the guy end up? -We never spoke to him again. 0 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,410 [ALL LAUGHING] 0 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,440 [SIGHS] 0 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,250 [SIGHS] 0 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,210 Bedtime baby. 0 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,760 Yeah you two should go. 0 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,960 You know what hon? I'm actually not that tired. 0 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,610 Good. 0 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,240 Yeah well good night man. 0 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,360 What a great day huh? 0 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,920 Come here. Love you. 0 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,360 [MOUTHS] Come on. 0 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,210 -[MOUTHS] So hot. DEX: Good night Marcus. 0 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,880 Night you two. 0 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,000 -Have fun. -Good night. 0 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,520 [SIGHS] 0 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,810 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT] 0 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,040 Alone at last. 0 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,200 MARCUS: Here we go. Yeah. 0 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,160 DARCY: Oh Dex. 0 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,760 Dex. 0 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,240 [DARCY MOANING] 0 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,400 [TELEVISION STOPS] 0 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,880 -ls that--? -it's a cat. 0 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,960 Oh that was no cat. 0 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,480 I'm really digging the ambience in this house. 0 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,480 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 0 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,330 -Hey. Hey. -Oh. 0 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,000 -it's so like crazy out there. -ls it? 0 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,880 Um do you think maybe I could uh could sleepin here? In this room? 0 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,210 No. Nope. Nope. 0 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,840 Because it's.... 0 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,170 Claire I'm.... 0 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,160 I'm really sorry. I should've talked to you about this before. 0 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,760 I'm just-- I can tell you from in there. 0 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,570 Um.... 0 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,960 I think I'm gay. 0 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,400 That came out wrong. I'm definitely gay. 0 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,480 I'm really gay. I'm just figuring it out. 0 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,680 -Oh my God. -This weekend's been a lot. 0 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,930 I'm a little-- Feeling vulnerable excited liberated. Things.... 0 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,450 Phew. Got a lot going on. 0 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,800 All these things I'm dealing with it's just.... 0 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,360 There's not enough room for all of it and you. 0 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,000 -Okay. -You know? 0 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,480 -So.... -Okay. 0 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,280 All right. Thanks for being cool with it. 0 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,720 I accept. 0 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,520 -You accept what now? -l accept the challenge. 0 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,080 I accept the challenge of being your partner in this journey. 0 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,760 No. You're not getting it. I don't need you as a partner. 0 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,400 I need another partner. I need like a guy partner. 0 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,320 Like dudes maybe a lot of them. 0 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,600 Yes. We're gonna work through this. 0 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,240 There's no working through it. it's not a curable thing. 0 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,850 This I got. 0 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,760 -We start tomorrow. -We're not-- What are we starting? 0 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,240 -Yeah. -What? Claire. Claire! 0 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,880 DARCY: Yeah. 0 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,040 Yeah! Yeah! 0 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,640 [DARCY MOANING AND SHOUTING] 0 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,360 -Well I'm out of here. DARCY: What? 0 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,800 You're leaving? 0 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,210 -No. -My boss called. I have to go in. 0 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,520 Tell him you can't. What an ass. 0 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,600 Ass face. 0 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,800 -l know. -Will you make her stay? 0 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,970 Rachel you really should stay. 0 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,120 You're gonna miss them shooting another porno. 0 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,280 You are obviously still so in love with me. 0 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,440 [IN MOCKING VOICE] Obviously. 0 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,760 Do we have the number for a taxi? I need to get to the Jitney. 0 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,920 It's okay. 0 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,400 I could take you. 0 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,760 Yeah. Honey will take you. 0 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,880 Well there you go. 0 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,920 You don't really have to go do you? 0 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,840 I'm sorry. Can we um--? Can we just forget this happened? 0 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,880 Okay. 0 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,360 We'll forget it happened. 0 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,400 Good. Why did it happen? 0 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,770 Why did you kiss me? 0 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,000 Yeah.... 0 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,530 [STAMMERING] 0 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,200 We shouldn't.... 0 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,680 You were having wedding jitters. 0 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,640 And I was emotional about turning 30. 0 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,040 -We were both really drunk. -l wasn't that drunk. 0 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,440 What? 0 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,320 I wasn't that drunk. 0 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,280 -I'm sorry. I shouldn't even-- -No it was just a mistake. 0 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,440 It was a big mistake. 0 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,290 Yeah you know what? It was ha a big mistake. 0 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,800 So how was the rest of the weekend? 0 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,280 I just had the best time with your boyfriend Marco. 0 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,000 -I\/Iarcus. -Doesn't matter. 0 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,560 Everybody was okay with me leaving? 0 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,240 You know Darcy? Dex? Anybody say anything? 0 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,640 Well we all had a good cry but then-- No. No one cared. Why? 0 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,800 Nothing. 0 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,120 I'm having dinner with Darcy. She said it was important. 0 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,920 It's important? Oh my God should I be there? 0 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,570 Ha. 0 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,640 WOMAN: Oh that's great. 0 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,960 [CROWD CHATTERING] 0 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,120 MAN: Just because we didn't-- 0 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,400 Rachel is here. 0 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,040 Oh. Rach. 0 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,600 -Rach we're back here. MAN: A bit short. 0 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,360 -Hi. -Hi. 0 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,520 Do you wanna sit down? 0 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,520 No that's okay. I just-- I thought that we were having dinner alone Darce. 0 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,760 DARCY: Right. -So did I. 0 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,010 We're not. There's something the three of us need to talk about that's important. 0 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,080 Let me get a chair. Can I steal this? 0 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,240 Scoot overjust a smidge. Thank you. 0 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,450 Okay. 0 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,120 There's something going on here and I think we all know what it is. 0 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,120 I know there's something going on. 0 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,520 I've been noticing this for a while. 0 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,050 And I read in Cosmopolitan magazine toda-- Well I skimmed it. 0 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:06,800 And it said it's normal for the best friend and the fiancé to be... 0 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,080 ...upset about losing the attention of the bride. 0 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,650 That is what's going on here right? 0 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,400 Actually-- 0 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,960 -Guilty. DEX: Yeah. 0 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,890 -That's it. That's it. -Okay all right. Let's get over it now. 0 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,000 Let's move on from this because there are no third wheels. 0 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,760 I love you both. 0 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,160 WOMAN: Thank you. MAN: You're welcome. 0 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,400 Yes thank you for dinner. 0 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,160 So did you and Marcus do it? 0 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,770 DEX: Darcy. DARCY: Heh-heh-heh. 0 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,280 It's a legitimate question. 0 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480 Did you? 0 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,080 -Tell me. -No. 0 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,690 Was he a good kisser at least? 0 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,450 -Will you leave her alone? -Come on. 0 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,960 Shush. This is between me and my best girlfriend. 0 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,320 Well? 0 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,920 -Was he? -Hmm? 0 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,120 I knew it. I knew it. Will you tell Dex he doesn't know you at all? 0 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,370 He was like "She's not into him. Why would she be into him?" 0 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,770 I just.... 0 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,560 -l think you two are different. That's all. -SO? 0 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,840 So what? We're different. 0 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,010 If people fell in love based on similarities the two of you would be a couple. 0 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,530 DEX: I'm gonna get a taxi. 0 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,840 -Okay. -I\/Ieet me up front. 0 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,690 DARCY: Are you gonna leave me? 0 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,960 Okay. Maid of honor favor. 0 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,480 You have to see this '9os cover band with me tomorrow night. 0 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,760 For the wedding. 0 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,600 You have to. it's the only time they're playing and Dex loves the band. 0 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,880 -I'm slammed at work. -Promised him I'd go. 0 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,600 He's working. You're coming. Please? You have way better taste than me. 0 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,370 Than I. it's "than I." 0 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,320 -You have better taste than I. -Than I do. 0 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,170 Sounds weird. 0 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,850 Fine. Ahem. 0 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,400 When do I ever say no to you? 0 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,690 [SINGING] How's it gonna be 0 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,850 When you don't know me anymore? 0 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,610 Hey. Where are you? 0 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,210 Oh something came up. 0 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,480 RACHEL: Wait you're not coming? 0 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,120 Well I-- Ow! 0 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,000 Um why don't you just listen to a couple songs and call me after? I gotta go. 0 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,930 How's it gonna be 0 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:36,730 When you don't know me anymore? 0 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,240 How's it gonna be 0 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,480 How's it gonna be? 0 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,320 How's it gonna be? 0 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,480 How's it gonna be? 0 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,600 How's it gonna be? 0 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,370 [CROWD CHEERING] 0 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,640 [BAND PLAYING COUNTING CROWS' "ROUND HERE"] 0 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:10,640 Step out the front door Like a ghost into the fog 0 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:16,320 Where no one notices the contrast Of white on white 0 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:21,730 In between the moon and you Angels get a better view 0 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,600 I can't believe she sent you here. 0 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,240 -it's fine. -No. 0 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,720 This is not fine. 0 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,680 How come you never told me how you felt in law school? 0 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,120 Dex I never should have said anything. I'm.... 0 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,240 I just wish I would've known. 0 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,560 What do you mean? 0 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,320 Rachel you were all I ever thought about in law school. 0 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,720 Did you really not know that? 0 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,720 Why are you saying this to me? 0 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,250 -Rachel-- -Wait don't. 0 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,720 -Please don't. -Rachel. 0 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,760 This is not wedding jitters. It never was. 0 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:19,320 I just-- I can't stop thinking about you... 0 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,680 ...and I don't know what to do. 0 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,760 Rachel look at me. 0 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,400 Look at me. 0 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,440 If you feel the same way about me tell me now. 0 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,920 Please. 0 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,560 Just tell me now. 0 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,360 I can't. 0 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,800 It's too late. 0 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,130 It's too late. 0 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,240 SINGER: We all look the same 0 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,440 I do feel the same way. 0 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,680 Ivvish I didn't. 0 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,890 But I do. 0 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:14,880 DEX [ON RECORDING]: Hey. I can't stop thinking about what just happened. 0 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,240 God this is crazy. 0 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,730 But I just wanna make sure you come to the Hamptons this weekend. 0 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,040 I um hope to see you there. Okay. 0 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,640 CLAIRE: Lunchtime! 0 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,480 -Hey. -Hey. 0 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,360 -How are you? -I'm good. How are you? 0 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,130 DARCY: Ha-ha-ha. Hi. 0 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,920 -I uh forgot something. DARCY: Ugh. 0 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,880 -What a dramatic day. DEX: It is. 0 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,360 Oh. Heh-heh-heh. 0 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,800 Why are you wearing that? 0 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,640 What? Why shouldn't gays have the same rights as we do? 0 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,410 I'm gonna go grab a beer. Do you guys want anything? 0 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,930 I'll have a beer. 0 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,560 I agree I just.... 0 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,600 Hey Rach. 0 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,130 I'm sorry about that. Uh I was just thinking-- 0 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,330 No peppers right baby? 0 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,560 -When did you get here? -Uh this morning. 0 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,680 I didn't invite you back another weekend. So why are you here? 0 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,920 Because I love you and I can't stand to be away from you. 0 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,530 And also my apartment flooded. 0 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,880 Really? It flooded? That's so weird. I don't care. 0 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,240 -Darcy. DARCY: That's crazy. 0 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,410 Be nice to him. He's going through something very difficult. 0 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,080 Thank you. Well no it was just the apartment flooding is the only thing. 0 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,480 [GIGGLING] 0 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,520 MARCUS: I think I need a wet nap. 0 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,050 You do. 0 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,520 MARCUS: Good spread. 0 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,170 Spaghetti. 0 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800 We're allowed to have guests right? 0 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,440 Is there any vodka? 0 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,280 DEX: Mom don't worry. 0 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,250 Yeah no it shouldn't be a problem. Okay well I'll call you tomorrow. 0 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,640 It's all gonna be fine Mom. 0 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,240 I love you too. 0 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,720 That your mom? 0 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,770 Is she not doing well again? 0 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,280 She's actually getting better. She's so excited about the wedding. 0 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,160 Right. Ahem. 0 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,400 You know when I was a kid... 0 00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:00,330 ...and her depression got really bad my father made sure he wasn't around... 0 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,920 ...so I'd just try to cheer her up. 0 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,760 The worst part was... 0 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:10,880 ...l actually was afraid that if I couldn't make her happy I'd lose her. 0 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,170 That's a good reason to be afraid. 0 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:23,680 DARCY: Dex! FedEx! it's our proofs for our wedding invites! Come see! 0 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,040 I'm sorry we haven't had anytime to talk. 0 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,930 Nice jeans dude. 0 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,160 Nice hair bro. 0 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,440 MARCUS: You wanna go dip your toes in the water with me? 0 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,960 I think she's asleep. Or dead. 0 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,760 MARCUS: Well I'm gonna go. 0 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,240 DEX: Something tells me you're not kidding. DARCY: I'm not. 0 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,360 [DEX CHUCKLING UNEASILY] 0 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,210 Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,800 That's like the fakest laugh. Whats wrong with you lately? 0 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,640 I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense. 0 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,360 Tense. 0 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:26,320 I love you baby even when you're tense. 0 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,200 What are you doing? 0 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400 What do you mean? 0 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,200 What am I doing? 0 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,760 Don't even think about it. 0 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,520 What did I say huh? 0 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,640 Darcy you're so dead. 0 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,250 [SHOUTING AND LAUGHING] 0 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,920 [MISS EIGHTY 6'S "CAME TO PARTY" PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,880 When I need to get away Itum it up 0 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,640 I let it play Let the DJ show me the way of the player 0 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,280 Until I'm feeling as good as 0 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,320 Oh 0h 0h Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,000 Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,680 We came hereto party 0 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,720 -My mom didn't know what I was doing. -Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,720 Oh 0h 0h Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,160 We came hereto party 0 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,800 Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,440 -Get away from me. -Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,000 Oh 0h 0h 0 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,000 So I built this tiny little splint for his tiny little broken leg. 0 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,720 And I had to do CPR on him. You couldn't push hard. You had to just blow it-- 0 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,280 -l need him. I'm sorry. -Oh! 0 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,810 Oh God! I need you. 0 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,880 Aah! Yeah! 0 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,960 [BUBBA SPARXXX'S "MS. NEW BOOTY" PLAYING] 0 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,400 Bring it back to me 0 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,720 Hit the players} club For about a month or two 0 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,920 Yeah Rachel! 0 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,770 I found you I\/Is. New Booty 0 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:55,920 Do it girl! 0 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,960 I'm here for you baby! Whatever you need! Whatever you need baby! 0 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,050 Put a tan on it Then see what it do 0 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,480 Get it right Get it right get it tight 0 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,170 DARCY: Oh yeah. 0 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,010 [MOUTHS] No. 0 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,640 Give him your back. Give him your back. 0 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,960 Girl I don't need you But you need me 0 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,400 Take it off let it flop Shake it freely 0 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,520 [SHOUTS] 0 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:19,080 I let 'em tell itself And you ain't gotta sell girl it sell itself 0 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,040 Like nothing else Yeah I'm a country boy 0 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,650 Yeah. 0 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,360 Ain't life grand? Live it up daddy 0 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,960 [SHOUTING] 0 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,800 MARCUS: Yeah get in there. 0 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,200 [G ROANING] 0 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,360 Are you all right? 0 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,400 Yeah no I just think I pulled something. 0 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,250 Your vagina? 0 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,400 No I didn't pull my vagina. 0 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:48,160 -Ha-ha-ha. I'm just kidding. -l just pulled near my vagina. 0 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,840 She's fine she's fine. 0 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:32,000 Now I know how many flowers it takes for you to call me back when you're mad. 0 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,280 Sorry. It just.... 0 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,280 Look I know this weekend wasn't what we had hoped it would be. 0 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,400 RACHEL: No it wasn't just this weekend. 0 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,960 It's watching you with her. And knowing what we're doing. 0 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,640 What are we doing? it's just.... 0 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,920 It's hard to see you with her Dex. 0 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,920 I can't believe I'm saying these things. 0 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,490 Rachel what we need is some time alone. 0 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,130 Just the two of us. 0 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,920 You know what next weekend is the Fourth of July. 0 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,080 I'll say I have to work. 0 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,360 And it'll be like a time-out. 0 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,960 A time-out to see what this is... 0 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,800 ...without anyone or anything around us. 0 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,120 What do you say? 0 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,960 Gotta go. Call you back. 0 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:28,400 Sorry. Started without you. Good God. Who are those from? 0 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:33,280 -Uh Marcus. -Really? Because they look expensive. 0 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,450 -Should we go? -Yes we should. 0 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,400 And that was him on the phone too right? 0 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,520 -You doing good? -Should we go? 0 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,560 Yes we should. There's a note. 0 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,480 It's private. Come on. 0 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,330 Come on. I was just gonna check his spelling. 0 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,760 -Heh. -Rachel. 0 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,920 Rachel who are the flowers from? 0 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,880 Do you want me to guess? 0 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:01,290 Please don't. 0 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,160 Please say something. 0 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,960 I don't know what you want me to say. I mean I guess I'm impressed actually. 0 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,440 I didn't think you had it in you. Him either. 0 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,720 It's nothing to be proud of. 0 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,970 Oh my God it's terrible. 0 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,480 Why? Nobody's married yet. 0 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,800 And besides sometimes good people do bad things right? 0 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,680 And hey I could see you guys together. 0 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,480 So what's the plan? 0 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,330 You gonna stay here spend Fourth of July weekend with him? 0 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:45,120 He wants to spend some time together to see what this thing is. 0 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,800 And what do you want? 0 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,800 I want not to want him. 0 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,720 Is that true? 0 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,920 I don't know. 0 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,480 Well I can tell you this. 0 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,160 If the roles were reversed... 0 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,330 ...Darcy wouldn't even hesitate. 0 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,560 RACHEL: Darcy I really have to get back to work. 0 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,600 What about these? 0 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,880 Did you hear me? 0 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,560 -Can I read you something? -Can you read it fast? 0 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,250 -it's my vows. -l have to be-- 0 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,520 Sit. 0 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,170 Ready? 0 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,400 "Dex. 0 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,920 Dex. 0 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:39,640 Our love is like the ocean. Endless and deep always flowing." 0 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,600 it's awful? You hate it? 0 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,880 I don't hate it. it's lovely. 0 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,640 Oceans don't flow. Rivers flow. 0 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,360 See you're better at this than I am. Help me. 0 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,080 Right now? 0 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,240 -Come on. -Okay. 0 00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,850 Well forget the ocean. 0 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,680 Forget the ocean. 0 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,200 Uh tell him that... 0 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:10,000 ...vvhen you're with him everything makes sense. 0 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,130 Right? 0 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,210 And he makes you giddy. 0 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,720 And... 0 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,200 ...uh tell him that... 0 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:29,760 ...he makes you the person you want to be instead of the person you are. 0 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,520 And that... 0 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,840 ...uh the idea of life without him is... 0 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,040 ...not only unbearable it's unimaginable. 0 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,080 DARCY: Oh my God. 0 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,480 -Ha ha. Hi. -What's up? 0 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,840 DARCY: How are you? I haven't seen you guys forever. 0 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,520 -How's it going? What's happening? WOMAN 1: I know. 0 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,160 -Who's that? DARCY: Oh that's Rachel. 0 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,170 You remember Rachel. My best friend from forever. 0 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,050 I know I'm getting-- I'm getting shoes for my wedding. 0 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,400 -Can you believe it? WOMAN 1: No! 0 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,480 DARCY: Yes. 0 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,890 DJ [ON RADIO]: If you're driving to the beach I hope you packed your patience... 0 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,280 Mbecause the roads are jammed folks... 0 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,920 ...as New York City does its annual disappearing act for the Fourth of July. 0 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,250 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 0 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,640 -Who is it? -it's Dex. 0 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,360 Hi. 0 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,480 Come on up. 0 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,560 You know what I'm gonna come down there. 0 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,680 I can come up. 0 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,320 No no no. I'm coming down. 0 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,050 Wow. 0 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,600 Sorry. I'm-- Ugh I'm just a.... 0 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,360 -A wreck? -Heh. 0 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,690 Yes. Heh-heh-heh. 0 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,120 -So shall we go? -Yeah. 0 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,050 Wow. It really is deserted. 0 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,680 Yeah it's just us. 0 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,760 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 0 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,080 -ls that her? You can answer if you want. -No. 0 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,800 You know what I'm gonna turn this thing off. 0 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,720 I'm sorry. I'm not-- I just-- I'm not uh really comfortable. 0 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,720 No it's 0kay... 0 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:56,240 ...because this is already the best weekend I've had in a long time. 0 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,570 Do you remember that night when we were studying for our Torts final? 0 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,760 And you were laughing so hard? 0 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,160 You know exactly what I'm talking about don't you? 0 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,690 Yeah. 0 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,730 Didn't you feel what I was feeling? 0 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,720 I did. 0 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,720 At least I was hoping that's what you were feeling. 0 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,040 Yeah but then that night when I met Darcy... 0 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,920 ...l actually thought you set us up. 0 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,880 I just didn't think someone like you... 0 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,880 ...could ever like someone like me. 0 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,960 [CROWD CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 0 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,640 [SIGHS] 0 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,760 That's a nice way to wake up. 0 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,880 Good morning. 0 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,360 I wanna tell you something. 0 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,760 Tell me something. 0 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,680 I love you. 0 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,440 I love you Rachel. 0 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,080 I think I always have loved you. 0 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,330 Imagine I'm holding your hand right now. 0 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,400 RACHEL: Okay. 0 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,120 -You're blushing. MAN: Dexter. 0 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,080 Is that--? 0 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,360 -That's my parents. -Who's that? 0 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,080 I wonder what he's doing. He's not supposed to be in town. 0 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,240 Oh my God. I should go. 0 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,770 No don't. 0 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,330 -Dex. -Stay. 0 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,520 Well this is a surprise. Heh heh. 0 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,720 Dex what are you doing here? We thought you were in the Hamptons. 0 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,680 -l had to work. -Mm. Had to work. 0 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,520 Mom Dad you remember Rachel White. 0 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,440 Oh my gosh yes. 0 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,840 -Hello dear. -Hi. Good to see you. 0 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,440 BRIDGET: Guess who was asleep in the box with his head on the pillow next to Buddy. 0 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,770 Little Dex did not come out of that box for two days. Ha-ha-ha. 0 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,250 Dexter come. Let's walk. 0 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,560 -Excuse us ladies. -Excuse us. 0 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,520 Mom thank you for thoroughly embarrassing me. Appreciate that. 0 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,720 My pleasure. 0 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,120 [CHUCKLES] 0 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,840 Your mother doesn't like me drinking during the daytime. 0 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,850 Well she looks good. She seems happy. 0 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,880 She sure does. 0 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,360 I don't think I've ever seen her so happy. 0 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,240 I\/lust be the wedding. 0 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,010 Cheers. 0 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,840 Dad can I ask you a question? 0 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,880 Have you ever gone down a road... 0 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,480 ...I mean far down it and.... 0 00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,010 And wondered maybe if it wasn't what you want? 0 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,080 What you want. 0 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,760 The problem with that expression is... 0 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,800 ...it's frequently at odds with what's right. 0 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,450 Isn't it? 0 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,000 Now whatevefs going on between you and that girl you stop it. Now. 0 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,560 -But Dad-- -No. 0 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,360 You know what I'm talking about. 0 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,640 That's not the kind of people we are. 0 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,440 Yes sir. 0 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,120 Your mom is a sweetheart. 0 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,840 Your dad.... 0 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,120 I see where the strong silent thing comes from. 0 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,360 Is everything okay? 0 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,880 Yeah. Yeah I'm just tired. 0 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,320 Do you wanna come up? 0 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,960 I do but uh Darcy texted and they're on their way back so.... 0 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,490 -Oh. Yeah. -l should.... 0 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,920 Rachel just so you know... 0 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,370 ...vvhat I said this morning.... 0 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,040 Yeah? 0 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,280 I meant it. 0 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,610 That's what he said? 0 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,120 It's complicated Ethan. 0 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,880 Don't. 0 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:43,290 Don't what? Rachel it's not complicated. He's being a dick. 0 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,200 To be honest you're being stupid. 0 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,280 -Whoa. I'm being stupid? -Yes. 0 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,920 He's stringing you along. And the worst part is you're just letting him. 0 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,560 How long are you gonna let this happen? His wedding day? 0 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,360 -His first anniversary? -He's not even married yet Ethan. 0 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,560 Exactly Rachel. He's not even married yet. 0 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,410 Which means he can change his situation anytime he wants. 0 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,440 But he hasn't has he? 0 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,210 Have you even seen him have you even talked to him since the Fourth of July? 0 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:16,170 Rachel when did you become one of these women that just waits? 0 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,440 And is still waiting. 0 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,290 I don't exactly see you living your happily ever after. 0 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,360 Maybe you're right. But at least I try. At least I take chances. 0 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,920 When? When is the last time you took a chance? 0 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,880 Two days ago when I decided to moveto London. 0 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,240 -What? -Yeah. I'm moving there in the fall. 0 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,330 When were you gonna tell me? 0 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:40,410 Um today. Just now actually before you yelled at me. 0 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,880 There's a publisher who's really interested in my book. 0 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,120 She wants to work on it. 0 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,840 Ethan that's incredible. 0 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,920 Hey you wanna give me a killer going-away present? 0 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,280 -What? -Tell your boyfriend to make a decision. 0 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,640 MARCUS: Nice Justin. 0 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,650 I'm okay. 0 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,760 Oh nice one! 0 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,000 Hey. 0 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,200 Hi. 0 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,440 MARCUS: So I'm lying in bed last night... 0 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:30,880 ...thinking about you wondering if I should jerk off or not. 0 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,240 But the thing was I couldn't get it up. 0 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,960 And that never happens by the way. Just FYI. Never happens to me. 0 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,970 And it wasn't because I don't think you're hot. I do. 0 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,240 I totally think you're hot. 0 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,400 I just feel.... 0 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,840 I don't know. I associate you now with failure. 0 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,490 [RACHEL LAUGHS] 0 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,440 How do you make the most hideous things sound charming? 0 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,240 -That's a compliment right? -Sure. Ha-ha-ha. 0 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,040 So how big you think it is? 0 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,400 Excuse me? 0 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,930 Oh my God. 0 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,920 The house. You think it'll be big? 0 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:05,760 What house? 0 01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,440 The house that Dex's 0Id man is buying for him and Darcy. 0 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,640 What Darcy didn't tell you? 0 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,920 Yeah yeah. My dad is Dex's dad's realtor. 0 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,240 They're-- Right now they're out in Westchester... 0 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,360 ...looking for $2 million mansions. 0 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,480 I\/lust be nice huh? 0 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,680 DARCY: Gorgeous. REALTOR: Oak floors throughout. 0 01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,680 This is the study. 0 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,920 DARCY: You look good in here babe. 0 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,960 REALTOR: Hand-cut Vermont fieldstone. Watch your step. 0 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,360 Natural light to the left. 0 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,880 Southern exposure to the right. 0 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,690 So how many kids you planning to have? 0 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,360 As many as Dex's father tells me to have. 0 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,000 -This is amazing. -isn't it great? 0 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,440 DARCY: We love you so much. Thank you thank you thank you. 0 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:57,880 Hmm. So Dex? 0 01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,970 What do you think? 0 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,600 It's great. 0 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,690 [CHUCKLES] 0 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,960 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 0 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,240 -Hello. -Hey you little tart. 0 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,040 Marcus just texted me. 0 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:20,960 He said you guys saw each other today. So spill the beans. Circumcised? 0 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,320 When were you gonna tell me about looking at houses? 0 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:29,440 How did you know? Oh I\/Iarcusfs dad. 0 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,600 Um it wasn't like a little secret. 0 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,240 Wait till you see this house that we loved. 0 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,930 Oh my God. We loved it. 0 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,690 We haven't decided anything yet. 0 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,400 -Oh am I on speaker? -Hi Rach. 0 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,600 Hey Dex. 0 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,370 You like the house too? 0 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,400 Uh yeah it was-- It was okay. 0 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,090 DARCY: What are you talking about? 0 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,320 -We loved it. -That's great. I gotta go. But Darce? 0 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,490 -Yeah. -Yes Marcus is circumcised. 0 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,400 Opposing counsel gave me a two-week extension to respond. 0 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,520 Yes I'll hold. 0 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,130 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 0 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,770 [\lVOMEN CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 0 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,240 RACHEL: We only have one night. 0 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,040 DARCY: Oh I know. Me too. 0 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,200 CLAIRE: Bye Rachel. -Night. Bye. 0 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,560 -Good night. Good night Darcy. -Air air. 0 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,840 Darce where--? Where are you going? 0 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,770 You know what? I'm gonna sleep over at Rachel's tonight. 0 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,560 Oh come on. We haven't had a sleepover in like forever. 0 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:48,320 And plus Dex is gonna be out with all his bachelor buddies all night. 0 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,720 Oh. 0 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,000 Okay bye. 0 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,000 DARCY: Love you. 0 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,240 So what's going on in Marcus-land? 0 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,560 You gonna marry him? 0 01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,840 Stop it. 0 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,000 What? Marcus isn't marriage material? 0 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,200 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 0 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,960 Who is calling at this ungodly hour? 0 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,680 -Who is it? -Hello? 0 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,040 Rachel it's me. Please don't hang up. 0 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,570 -Rachel. -[\lVHISPERING] Who is it? 0 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,600 I miss you. That's all I want to say. 0 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,040 Um.... 0 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,640 Look can I come up? I just wanna talk. 0 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,280 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Who is it? 0 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,280 -Ethan. -Ethan? 0 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,520 Ethan? No it's Dex. 0 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,050 I'm downstairs. 0 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,040 -Can I see you? -Wait you're downstairs? 0 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,920 No! No no no! Darcy's here so.... 0 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,400 He's downstairs and he wants to come up at 3 in the morning? 0 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,640 Um I'm gonna.... 0 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,280 Oh my God. 0 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,610 -Ew. -What? 0 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,960 Ew! Ew! 0 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:58,200 Oh my God. You are having a fling with Ethan? 0 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,760 Oh my God you're having an affair with Ethan. 0 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,920 -l gotta go. -He's downstairs. 0 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,280 -No he's-- Oh shit. DARCY: Ainsley? 0 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:13,400 Oh Ainsleyl Way to go honey! I didn't know you had it in you you little shithead! 0 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,960 RACHEL: Close the window. DARCY: You little tart. 0 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,730 Oh my God. Why didn't you tell me? 0 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,080 Um you know it just happened. 0 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,530 It just happened. 0 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,610 Well we're gonna celebrate yourjust happening right now. 0 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:28,760 [SALT-N-PEPA'S "PUSH IT" PLAYING] 0 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,840 What are you doing? Oh come on. 0 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,440 -it's your favorite thing in the world. -Darcy no. No. 0 01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,760 -Not tonight. -Sixth grade second place. 0 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:36,920 RACHEL: Not now. 0 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,040 We should've won. Get over here right now. 0 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,320 I suck. 0 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:41,930 Five six seven eight! 0 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,160 [SINGING IN UNISON] Ooh baby baby 0 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,560 Baby baby 0 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,720 Ooh baby 0 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,760 Salt-N-Pepa's here and we're in effect Want you to push it back 0 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,760 Coolin' by day then at night Workin' up a sweat 0 01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,560 Come on girls let's go show the guys That we know how to become 0 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,970 Number one in a hot party show Now push it 0 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,480 Push it good 0 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,160 Push it real good 0 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,600 [DARCY CHEERS] 0 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,720 Push it good 0 01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,720 Push it real good 0 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,640 [BOTH LAUGHING] 0 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:37,320 People who were friends as kids almost always lose touch eventually. 0 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,320 I'm glad we didn't. 0 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,770 Me too. 0 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,880 And we never will right? 0 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,080 No. 0 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,160 I don't think there's anybody who knows me like you. 0 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,160 Not even Dex does. 0 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,720 Not like you do. 0 01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:04,320 It's like you totally accept me. 0 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,000 Darce why are you saying all this? 0 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,160 I don't know. 0 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:19,480 But when you're getting married you start thinking about all your big moments. 0 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,600 And you're in all of mine. 0 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,360 Me too. 0 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,680 Darcy? 0 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,090 [DARCY GRUNTS] 0 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,280 I have to tell you something. 0 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,240 Something I've done. 0 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:02,240 Rachel... 0 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,010 ...I love you. 0 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:09,760 And I would never let GFIYOFIE hUl't YOU EVET. 0 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,520 And you wouldn't let anyone hurt me right? 0 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,240 No. 0 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,680 DARCY: Rach. 0 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,800 RACHEL: Hmm. -Rach. Oh God. 0 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:49,560 Good morning. 0 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,680 Do you think I should marry Dex? 0 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,000 What? 0 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:58,240 No I mean it. Do you think this is a good idea? 0 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:01,440 I mean nobody knows me like you. And you sort of know Dex too. 0 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,960 And you're much smarter than I am. I mean book-smarter anyway. 0 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,520 But what I'm trying to say is... 0 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,400 ...you're not gonna let me do anything dumb are you? 0 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,930 Darcy. 0 01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,400 No I mean it because.... 0 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:19,240 Ugh I can really do-- I can really do dumb shit. 0 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,280 Because I do love him. I do. 0 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,120 And I know what he sees in me. 0 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:26,650 What? 0 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,360 You know what I mean. 0 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,880 He's never met anybody like me... 0 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:35,280 ...because I don't let stuff get to me. 0 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:38,400 Which is true because I always assume everylhing'll just work out. 0 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,000 And I guess it's because it always has. 0 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,680 So I make him lighter and he kind of.... 0 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:49,200 He makes me heavier somehow. In a good way. 0 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,250 Does that make sense? 0 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,120 It does. 0 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,960 And what you said in your vovvs... 0 01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,360 ...I feel that. 0 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,000 Especially when you said.... 0 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:03,840 Um.... 0 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,680 What exactly did you say again? 0 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:10,360 -Life without him would be unimaginable. -Yes. And it would. 0 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,280 But is that enough for a marriage? 0 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,170 I think.... 0 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,760 Yeah? 0 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,480 You should marry him. 0 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,440 I love you so much. 0 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,050 I love you Darcy. 0 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:40,440 You are the best girlfriend in the world. Ever. 0 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,720 So it's 0kay that I kind of cheated on him a little bit? 0 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,560 What? 0 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,640 I-- Just barely. Heh. Once. 0 01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:56,400 -With whom? -Well he was a guy from work. 0 01:12:56,600 --> 01:13:00,040 And it was nothing. You know me it was just sex. 0 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:04,480 And I felt terrible so that's good. 0 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,090 Right? 0 01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:10,250 Plus Dex hasn't had sex with me since before the Fourth of July. 0 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:13,920 Ugh. I'm so happy I got this off my chest. 0 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,560 I hate feeling guilty. I hate it. 0 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,440 I feel so much better now. 0 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,400 Oh my God. So when are you gonna tell him? 0 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,240 Do you want me to tell him? I would love to tell him. 0 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:28,920 It's none of your business. I told Darcy to marry him. I'm bowing out. 0 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,360 She just told you she's cheating. You want your opportunity take it. 0 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,520 Ethan stop. 0 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:38,160 I don't really get it. I don't get how you let her win all the time. 0 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,760 Wow. 0 01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:43,720 Oh. No "wow" nothing. If the tables were turned you think she'd let you win? 0 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,160 Will you stop? What is it with you two? Why do you hate her so much? 0 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,640 What? I don't hate her. 0 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:52,160 I hate the fact that you yield to her at every tum. 0 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,680 So why do you do it? Why do you let her win? 0 01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,320 Because that's what Darcy does. Darcy wins. She always has. 0 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:01,720 She sees things she wants them she gets them. 0 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:03,690 Ethan she got into Notre Dame. 0 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:07,360 Do you know how hard it is to get into Notre Dame? It is impossible. 0 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,370 But she did. And with her grades? 0 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,290 You're kidding right? 0 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,800 You're not kidding? Did you see her acceptance letter? 0 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,560 -What are you talking about? -Did you see the acceptance letter? I didn't. 0 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:21,920 Remember when she asked Michael Jordan to prom? 0 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,960 They sent a letter saying he couldn't make it. 0 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,000 How many times did she show us that letter? 0 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,400 I could recite it right now. That was a rejection. 0 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,560 Do you really think if she were accepted... 0 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,330 ...that she wouldn't make us memorize that letter too? 0 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,530 Rachel come on. 0 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,200 She never got into Notre Dame. 0 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:46,120 Rachel. Okay look I get it. You're in a tough spot because you love him. 0 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,970 But you gotta do something about it. 0 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,890 He's a coward. If he breaks your heart I'm gonna take a swing at him. 0 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,600 -Then I'm gonna let him beat me up. -l gotta go. I'm late. 0 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,280 I know! Rachel that's the point. Be late. Better yet quit. 0 01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:59,680 At least it would be a decision. Rachel! 0 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:03,770 You're all going to hell anyway so you might as well do something for yourself. 0 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,720 For once. Rachel you deserve to be happy. 0 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,080 Then butt out. That would make me happy. 0 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,090 I'll figure it out on my own. 0 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:17,890 Oh. Oh that's great. Let me know how that goes. 0 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,730 MARCUS: Serve is up. 0 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,360 All right. 0 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,760 DARCY: Whoo! DEX: Go! Yes! 0 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:34,240 Five-zip. We're killing you Rachel. 0 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,600 Isn't that the truth? 0 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:38,000 It is right? 0 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,400 MARCUS: I'm really competitive so I need you to focus. 0 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,600 You gotta pop it Rach. Pop it. 0 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,960 -it's a backhand. -Serve's up. Here we go. 0 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:47,840 Go Dex do it. 0 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:50,160 -Aah! Oops. MARCUS: Yeah! 0 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,010 Who doesn't love badminton? 0 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:55,170 Have you ever even played a sport in your life? 0 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:56,880 I think she's calling you gay son. 0 01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,410 -l heard it. DARCY: Hey Romeo. 0 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,760 Why don't you get up off your ass and come help out your Juliet? 0 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,530 -What? -Darcy. 0 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:05,080 Your secret Iover. Wink wink. 0 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:08,250 RACHEL: Darcy. -Rachel shared your secret. Oops. 0 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,840 Oh. Oh wow. We're sharing secrets now. 0 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,010 See I didn't know we were at that part of the day but I am in. 0 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,440 -Ethan. -This sounds like fun. 0 01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,160 -Give me this. Let's do this. -The novelist wants to play. 0 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,560 I got an idea. How about it's us versus you guys... 0 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,840 ...but we'll do a secret for every point? 0 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,640 -Love that. -Ethan. Stop. 0 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,330 Gotta do this. Here we go. 0 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,440 -Don't. -l love it so much I'll serve first. 0 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,400 All right? Hit me Dex. 0 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,010 Dex hit me. 0 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,080 His name rhymes with sex. You know that? 0 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,400 I knew that. 0 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,640 ETHAN: I'm so happy to be here. 0 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:42,250 Ready? 0 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,200 [RACKETS THWACKING] 0 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,530 Yes do it again. 0 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:53,040 Whoo! Yeah! Yippee! We got a point. I got a secret. Rachel and Ethan are having sex. 0 01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,960 -Ugh. -What? 0 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,650 DARCY: I was there the other night... 0 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:59,680 ...and somebody showed up for a little booty call. 0 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:02,560 I knew it. I called it I knew it. 0 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,120 What? You told me you were gay! 0 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,320 That makes more sense. 0 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,440 I think that things are getting a tad competitive. 0 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:14,210 -Why don't we just take it down a notch? -No. Honey serve. 0 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,920 Rachel's right. Why don't we--? 0 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:17,840 No no no. Let's do this. 0 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:19,120 -Sen/e it. ETHAN: Do it. 0 01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:20,600 DEX: Just.... -You know what? 0 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,160 Let's keep telling secrets. 0 01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,480 DARCY: Come on. ETHAN: Serve it! 0 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,200 DARCY: Yeah. Serve it Dex. 0 01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:28,480 ETHAN: Serve it Dex. 0 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,640 DARCY: Serve it Dex. 0 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,610 Serve it. 0 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:37,600 Yep. Easy. 0 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:38,880 [GRUNTING] 0 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,320 Watch out. 0 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,200 -Excuse me. -Aah! 0 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,360 -Rachel! -Jesus! 0 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:48,970 ETHAN: Come on Dex! 0 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,960 Okay. Yeah really? 0 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:53,400 I got it. 0 01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:59,680 -There you go. Yeah. All right. -Ethan stop. 0 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,600 No. Let's hear a secret. 0 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,210 Rach why don't you do this one? 0 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,120 Come on guys. I think we're done here. 0 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,920 -No Dex. We're not. -Ethan stop it! 0 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,850 -What is going on? -If she's not gonna tell you I will. 0 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,960 Okay here we go. 0 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:13,440 [SHOUTS] 0 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:14,970 [MARCUS LAUGHING] 0 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:26,770 Shit. 0 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,640 What the hell was that? 0 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:30,680 Me? You broke my nose. 0 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,480 I'm sure I didn't break your nose. 0 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:36,000 God. And what is all this about us having sex? 0 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,880 Jesus Rachel just leave me out of your goddamn soap opera. 0 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,600 No one asked you to get involved. 0 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,160 Really? So why have I been listening to this bullshit all summer? 0 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:48,320 Rachel do something because this is just pathetic. But you know what? 0 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:50,560 At the end of the day you deserve each other. 0 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,280 He's never gonna do anything. 0 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:54,760 You're never gonna ask him to and let's be honest... 0 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:58,960 ...you and I both know that even if you did she will never let you have him. 0 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:03,200 -You're an asshole! -Yeah maybe I am! 0 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,880 But I'm the only asshole here who gives a shit about you! 0 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,280 [MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 0 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,920 DARCY: I wanna know what it is you're not telling me. 0 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,480 DEX: There's nothing to tell. If you wanna know something-- 0 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,650 DARCY: I'm sorry that's weird and bizarre. And I'm asking you. 0 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,880 I don't wanna talk outside. 0 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:28,280 He's not really gay is he? 0 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,000 No. 0 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,640 Uh Claire we're not having an affair either. 0 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,720 That was just a.... 0 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,490 It was.... 0 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:46,240 He's never gonna love me is he? 0 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,240 I don't think so. 0 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:58,240 Least I tried. Right? 0 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:02,800 Yeah. 0 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,480 Ethan's-- Like I said I think it's weird too. 0 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,250 DARCY: Whatever. 0 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:24,160 -You told Ethan? -No. He guessed. 0 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:27,840 Darcy's upset. She keeps asking me what happened on the beach today. 0 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,610 You know what? 0 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:32,010 Work it out with her Dex. 0 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,200 Well-- 0 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,680 Rachel. 0 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,240 Rachel. 0 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,960 Rachel what am I supposed to do? 0 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,240 Forget what you're supposed to do Dex. Do what you wanna do. 0 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:48,330 Live your own life the way you want to live it. 0 01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:51,520 You wanna teach? Teach. 0 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,450 You don't wanna be the man who lives in the big house you hate? 0 01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,290 Then don't be him. 0 01:20:56,480 --> 01:21:00,320 Or do. Just decide. 0 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:28,920 [CROWD CHATTERING] 0 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,840 [DEX & DARCY LAUGHING] 0 01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,120 -That was awesome. -What? 0 01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,040 Nothing. You've got a great laugh. 0 01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,440 Wait. When did this happen that you were like "I wanna be a lawyer"? 0 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:42,960 Who says "You know what I wanna do when I grow up? I wanna be a lawyer." 0 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:44,600 I'm sorry. I'm gonna take off. 0 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:47,120 Where are you going? Come on sit down. 0 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,440 I'm beat. This week has done me in. 0 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:50,720 I'll take you home. 0 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:53,280 -No you don't have to. -No it's fine. I'd like to. 0 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:56,480 Stop it. You two stay. I'm exhausted. 0 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,360 -Darcy I will call you in the morning. -Okay. 0 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:03,200 Dex you were incredible this week. I owe you one. 0 01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,120 DEX: Rachel. 0 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,210 Rach. 0 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,640 Hey. What's up? 0 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:32,800 I just-- I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 0 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,920 Okay with--? 0 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:38,960 Well with this. 0 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,000 Oh yeah. Totally. 0 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,770 No Darcy's fantastic. 0 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:48,560 And hey you never know where it might lead right? 0 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,570 Yeah. 0 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,490 Okay. 0 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,520 Well good night. 0 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,120 Good night. 0 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,360 [THUNDER BOOMING] 0 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,410 RACHEL: Dex! 0 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:18,410 Dex! 0 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,520 -Dex! -What's wrong? 0 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:24,160 I shouldn't have left. 0 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,120 -No it's okay. I understand. -No. Six years ago. 0 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:31,210 That night. I shouldn't have left. 0 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:34,360 It wasn't okay what happened. 0 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,400 -None of it was okay. -Rachel-- 0 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,600 No no no let me say it. 0 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:42,080 Cancel the wedding. 0 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,800 Tell her you can't marry her. 0 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:51,370 I love you. I've always loved you. 0 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,520 And I should've told you a long time ago but I'm telling you now... 0 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:58,720 ...before it's too late before it's really too late. 0 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,160 You're not the only one who hasn't been living his life. 0 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:08,000 I haven't either but I wanna live it now. And I wanna live it with you. 0 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,760 I can't Rachel. 0 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,040 I'm so sorry. 0 01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:31,440 I can't. 0 01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:33,960 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 0 01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:39,960 ETHAN [ON RECORDING]: Hey it's Ethan. Leave a message. Cheers. 0 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,400 [MOUTHS] I'm sorry. 0 01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:17,370 Wow thank God you said sorry first because that would've been embarrassing. 0 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:20,080 -Heh-heh-heh. Hi. -Hi. 0 01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,440 -Wow. Are you trying to make me cry? -Heh heh. 0 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:32,000 Hey so totally not a big deal but um why are you here? 0 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,360 I uh just needed to get away. 0 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,560 This close to the wedding? Darcy must be freaking out. 0 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,560 You're where? 0 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:43,680 It is one week before my wedding Rachel and you're in London? 0 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:44,960 RACHEL: I know. 0 01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:46,880 Um I uh.... 0 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,370 I just need some time. 0 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:52,920 You're my maid of honor. 0 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:54,690 -And you needed time? -it's Rachel? 0 01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,640 DARCY: Are you kidding? -I um.... 0 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,920 Rachel Rachel the band you picked sucks. The caterer is a nightmare. 0 01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:04,600 You need to get back here right now. Right now. 0 01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:07,520 -Darcy-- -Right now! 0 01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,090 No. 0 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:13,080 Wow. 0 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:14,880 What the fuck? 0 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,120 Do you need me to be your maid of honor? 0 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,000 Oh my God. 0 01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:21,600 I can do it. 0 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:31,480 I have dreamed about Darcy getting married almost my whole life. 0 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:35,200 But I don't know how to stand next to them while they promise those things. 0 01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:37,800 While she says my words. 0 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,280 I still say you should've told Dex she was cheating. 0 01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:45,480 No. And besides I didn't want him to pick me by default. 0 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,160 I wanna be someone's first choice. 0 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,090 Yeah. 0 01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,600 You are. 0 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,880 No I know what you're saying. 0 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,930 I'm not his first choice. 0 01:27:58,120 --> 01:27:59,800 Maybe you're someone's first choice. 0 01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:15,760 What? 0 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,930 You never wondered about me? 0 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,880 I don't know how to say this. Um.... 0 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,880 God Rachel I like you. 0 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,600 I've always liked you. 0 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:34,410 And when another guy came in the picture I liked you even more. 0 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:41,040 You are home for me. 0 01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:46,480 Wow. That sounded crazy. Heh. 0 01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:51,200 Wow. And that's probably what all this is. I mean it's probably just crazy. it's not-- 0 01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:53,120 it's not love. 0 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:56,530 Even though it kind of feels like it is. 0 01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:01,560 Don't worry I.... 0 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:04,850 My love's not really the overwhelming kind. 0 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:10,880 Jesus when I'm in love I uh drink rose and watch Remains of the Day. So.... 0 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,400 I don't know Rachel. Maybe it's just that I.... 0 01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:22,080 Maybe it's just that I miss you. 0 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:29,960 But I think you fell in love with someone else. 0 01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:39,560 And I think you still are. 0 01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:51,440 [CHUCKLES] 0 01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,800 Oh damn it. 0 01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:59,840 -l knew I should've gone for Claire. -Ha-ha-ha. 0 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:07,760 -You still have a pump in every color. -Ha-ha-ha. 0 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:12,640 Yeah every night I put on my princess outfit. 0 01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:14,720 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 0 01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:28,240 [DOOR OPENS] 0 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:30,520 Oh good you're up. 0 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:34,880 Hey Ethan? 0 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:36,800 I'm going back. 0 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,970 Yeah well I think you and I both knew you weren't gonna miss that wedding. 0 01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:43,680 No I'm not going back for her. 0 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:48,960 This isn't who I am. 0 01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:52,650 I can't do whatever I want and not care if I hurt anybody. 0 01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:55,840 Besides Darcy didn't do anything wrong. I did. 0 01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:59,520 Rachel I can't hear this "Daddy hits me because he loves me" stuff anymore. 0 01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:02,840 No this isn't me being pathetic anymore. 0 01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:07,040 I have always thought it was Darcy who took things from me... 0 01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:11,200 ...but really it was just me vvho was giving everything up to her. 0 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:14,200 And Darcy may be... 0 01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:20,440 ...whatever Darcy is. I don't know what Darcy is but she is my best friend. 0 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,440 And I want to be there for her. 0 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:25,760 So I'm going to that wedding. 0 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,040 Then you win. 0 01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:05,770 How did you uh--? 0 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:09,760 Called your office. I wanted to be here when you got home. 0 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:13,280 You have to go. 0 01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:16,000 I can't do this anymore. 0 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:22,320 She deserves better. So do you. So do I. 0 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,170 I called off the wedding. 0 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,280 I told her I couldn't marry her. 0 01:32:42,120 --> 01:32:43,530 When? 0 01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:46,400 Couple hours ago. 0 01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:56,440 What did she say? 0 01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:58,040 What did she do? 0 01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,320 She's pretty upset. 0 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:03,520 Mostly about what people are gonna think. 0 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:06,080 Then she threw a few things. 0 01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:08,170 Did you tell her about us? 0 01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:12,920 She asked if there was someone else. I said no. 0 01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:17,720 Because I'm not sure yet if there still is. 0 01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,360 I don't know what to say. 0 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:26,640 I don't expect anything. I don't deserve to expect anything. 0 01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:30,720 I was afraid of hurting people. 0 01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:33,200 And I just want to thank you... 0 01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:36,490 ...for finally asking for what you wanted... 0 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:40,880 ...and for helping me to do the same. 0 01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:45,720 I want to apologize... 0 01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:51,520 ...for being such a moron outside that bar six years ago... 0 01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:56,520 ...and outside the Jetty last week... 0 01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:03,210 ...where I made the worst decision of my life. 0 01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:10,080 Basically you and I shouldn't have conversations outside bars anymore. 0 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:20,080 [BANGING ON DOOR] 0 01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:22,560 DARCY: Rachel. Open up. 0 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:27,840 -Darcy. DARCY: Yes. Open the door. 0 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:29,720 How did you get into the building? 0 01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:32,960 DARCY: There was a pizza guy and he let me in. Who cares? Open the door. 0 01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:35,040 I need to talk to you! 0 01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:37,040 Yeah um.... 0 01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:39,520 -I'm just changing. DARCY: Ugh! 0 01:34:40,040 --> 01:34:43,760 I've seen your ass. Open the door. 0 01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:47,210 I called off the wedding. 0 01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:51,200 -You did. -Well... 0 01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:55,440 ...technically Dex said it first but I was thinking the same thing. 0 01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:59,770 Wow. I think I need some air to process that. Wanna go for a walk? 0 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:02,530 No. I need to sit down. 0 01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:05,400 -Before I tell you what I came to tell you... -Okay. 0 01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:08,330 ...I just wanna say that I'm not the only one of us... 0 01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:10,240 ...who's being dishonest here. 0 01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:17,290 -What have I been dishonest about? -Please. 0 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:19,800 Give me a little credit Rachel. 0 01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:23,920 Claire told me you were lying about Ethan. 0 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:27,160 I know for an absolute fact that you are not sleeping with Marcus. 0 01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:30,560 So what you're making up stories to make me jealous? 0 01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:34,080 You know I'm more sexual than you. I always have been. 0 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:37,250 I wasn't e-- And there was never a-- 0 01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:40,960 How did you know I never slept with Marcus? 0 01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:45,040 Well um you said he was circumcised. 0 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:49,090 -Okay. -And he is not. 0 01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,240 Marcus is the guy you slept with? 0 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,040 That's what I wanted to tell you. 0 01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:58,840 -Can you get me some water? -Wait when? 0 01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:01,000 When did you sleep with him? 0 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:02,880 Fourth of July. 0 01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:05,760 Well we were both lonely and we were both drunk. 0 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:06,920 [FLOOR CREAKS NEARBY] 0 01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:09,770 And we both felt awful afterwards. 0 01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:15,280 I mean we promised right then and there that we would never do it again. 0 01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:20,000 And we broke that promise because we did it again. 0 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:21,120 A couple times. 0 01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,160 You slept with him more than once? 0 01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:29,290 Oh God. Marcus and I have a.... 0 01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:31,000 Sit. 0 01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:34,720 Okay Marcus and I have an extremely powerful connection. 0 01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:36,640 It's like... 0 01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:38,720 Mgenetic. 0 01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:40,650 Genetic. 0 01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:43,480 Chemical? 0 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,160 Whatever. I'm not a word person. 0 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:51,360 Anyway what I'm trying to say is I'm gonna need you now more than ever. 0 01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,120 I took a test. 0 01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:00,000 You're pregnant? 0 01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:02,000 I am. 0 01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:05,360 It's crazy. 0 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:08,080 I mean-- And good. 0 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:10,640 I mean Marcus has been amazing. 0 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:13,600 He is not what you think. 0 01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:18,360 Yes yes he's a caveman a total caveman. 0 01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:21,680 But one time he made a little splint... 0 01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:24,610 ...for this little chipmunk with a broken leg. 0 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,920 Is that not the sweetest thing you've ever heard? 0 01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:28,530 Yeah. 0 01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:33,120 I gotta go. He's downstairs. He's waiting. But I love you so much. 0 01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:39,360 It's crazy... 0 01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:41,720 ...how things work out sometimes huh? 0 01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:46,600 Bye . 0 01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:53,080 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 0 01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:04,960 Is that Dex's jacket? 0 01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,730 What is it doing here? 0 01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:16,720 Oh he just left it at the restaurant. I must've picked it up. 0 01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:18,600 No. 0 01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:23,160 No he didn't because he was wearing it today so.... 0 01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:26,160 What is it doing here? 0 01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:29,730 What is it doing here? 0 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:32,170 Darcy.... 0 01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:35,640 Where is he? 0 01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:37,880 Darcy. 0 01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:39,880 Where is he? 0 01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:43,530 Where is he? 0 01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:45,840 Dex? 0 01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:48,160 -Darcy. Please let's just.... -Dex! Dex? 0 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,800 -Dex? -Darcy no! 0 01:38:56,280 --> 01:38:57,930 Dex! 0 01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:01,760 -You liar! -Are you kidding me? 0 01:39:01,960 --> 01:39:03,680 You told me there was nobody in-- 0 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:07,280 You are pregnant! Are you pretending you're the wronged party here? 0 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,130 Rachel? How could you do this to me? 0 01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:12,000 I never wanted to hurt you Darcy. I never wanted to hurt you! 0 01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:15,520 -Rachel! How could you do this to me? -Darcy I never wanted to hurt you. 0 01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,480 I hate you. I hate you. 0 01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:20,120 I hate you. 0 01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:22,720 I hate you. 0 01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:25,850 I hate you. 0 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:29,280 I never wanna speak to you again! Ever! 0 01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:47,010 Dude you suck. I'm telling Mom. 0 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:57,280 Wish me luck dude. 0 01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:34,360 Hey. 0 01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:40,770 You look good. 0 01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:46,000 I know. Clearly I'm gonna be one of those girls who only carries in my belly. 0 01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:51,480 I bought him that shirt. 0 01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:00,000 Darcy I'm really sorry. 0 01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:02,880 You're really sorry you slept with my fiancé? 0 01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:06,720 No I'm sorry I hurt you. 0 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:12,560 You always were jealous of me. 0 01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:16,080 Ever since I got into Notre Dame. 0 01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:21,120 You're right. 0 01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:25,920 Darcy I miss you. 0 01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:30,450 Every day. 0 01:41:41,480 --> 01:41:45,560 You know I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life... 0 01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:47,640 ...so whatever. 0 01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:51,160 I'm glad. 0 01:41:57,520 --> 01:41:59,200 Rachel? 0 01:42:00,720 --> 01:42:02,480 I am though. 0 01:42:04,520 --> 01:42:05,760 Happy. 0 01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:16,450 Good. 0 01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:44,960 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 0 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,680 Hey. Where are you? 0 01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:10,720 I'll take this.115561

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