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There was a guy
who worked for me
for two years.

He never...
He never said anything.

| didn't know anything
about his personal life.

| miss that guy.

I'm not that guy.
(LAUGHS)

He's a very weird,
grumpy guy. Who knows
if it'll even work out?

| have a doctor appointment.
So I'll just meet
you guys there.

Kristina Braverman?

(INAUDIBLE)

All right. So, they said
the vending machine was

in the hall
near the water fountain.

Doritos, baby.

Now, Skittles cost 75 cents,
and I've got $5.

So I'm definitely getting
two packets of those,
and then something else.

This is great. | can
get whatever | want and
no one can say no to me.

Wait. This is where
the water fountain is.

Where's
the vending machine?

They took it
away last June.

No!
Aw, man.

No, no. It's...
It's not fair!

(SLAMS SUITCASE)

No!
It's not fair!

How could they do...
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Man, chill out.
No!

GIRL: Relax.

ADAM: You know, | am
so glad I've had the chance
to check out the 2007

December issue
of Women's Day.

| feel like
I've rediscovered
my holiday spirit.

| now know five amazing
ways to reuse gift wrap.

Well, it's official.
Our appointment
was two hours ago.

Yep.

Can you believe that?
Yeah, | know.

| mean, what kind of a way
is that to run a practice?

| don't know, Adam.
It's just the way it is.

It's a crappy way
to run a practice
is what it is.

It's crap.
Okay? It's crap.

GWEN: It's
your first time, right?

New kid on
the cancer block?

Your hair's
a dead giveaway.

Oh...
Plus the husbands stop
coming after awhile.

Ah.
I'm Gwen Chambers.

Hi, I'm Kristina.
Nice to meet you.

This is my husband, Adam.
Hi.

Hi. How are you?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

So, what stage?
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

I'm sorry?

GWEN: What stage?
Oh, | don't know. I...
I'm... We're just here

for the first time, so.
Oh, | was 2B.

I'm not 2B.
(LAUGHS)

Oh! That is the question.

(LAUGHS)
That's funny.

| had to do a lumpectomy,
chemo, and radiation.

The triple crown. Hello,
medical marijuana, huh?
Hmm.

RECEPTIONIST: Gwen Chambers!
Ooh! One sec,
Carmen! Listen.

All this really messes with
your head. You're gonna get
really confused, really fast.

Call me. Seriously.

That sounds great.
Don't worry,
| won't try to get you

to take shots
of wheatgrass.

Hmm.
That crap made me more
nauseous than the chemo.

I'll bet.

(SIGHS) Thank you.
Have a good visit.

Can't imagine why her husband
stopped showing up.

(SIGHS) Oh, Adam.

| Know you've probably
never met a pirate before.
(LAUGHS)

I've got cancer,
just like you.
Stop.

What? What's the problem?
You're just rotten!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

| know that this Is, like,
really last minute...
Yeah.

...obut we're desperate.

Our wedding photographer,
who we booked
a year ago, hello,

has West Nile virus.

Oh! (LAUGHS) I... Sorry,
it's not funny at all.
It's just, you hear about it.

You know, it's...
No. | Know!

DAN: It's real.
Wow.

And our wedding is
less than a week away, so.

Oh.
Bad timing on our part.

(LAUGHS)
Well, right.
(LAUGHS)

But according to the books,
we're free so... Hank.
Oh!

This is Dan and Carrie.

Hello.
They're getting married
on Saturday,

and they are looking
for a photographer.
(SIGHS)

Hi.
For their wedding.

CARRIE: | heard that
you did journalistic style?

Yeah. Oh, um...
Journalistic.

Yes. It, well, he can
do so many different styles.
He's so talented.

And, um. So, what...
What kind of things
were you looking for?

Well, we... We really
want something
that's more kind of...

Slice of life.
Huh.

CARRIE: Yeah. Candid.
Mmm-hmm.

So, like, pictures of me
getting ready before
the ceremony...

Oh.
And then the ceremony, when
we, like, release the doves.

Doves!
Right, and the...
Yeah, and...

Fifty!
Hank! Did you hear that?

Not cheap. (LAUGHS)
Big wedding, huh?

I've been on the
Paleo Diet, for, like...
Does that work?

...eight months, so...
| mean, obviously
it works. | just...

Babe, you look amazing.
Well, you better believe
| want my picture taken.

(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah.

I'm actually
booked on Saturday, so.
SARAH: No, we're...

Sorry, he's wrong.

We're free.
We're free.
Nope.

Sorry. What do we have?

It's an, uh...
It's not in the book.

I'm taking a personal
day on Saturday.

Can it...
Can it be another day
for your person?

It's a me day, | can't.
It's, uh...

It's a me day?
It's ame day.

It's for me.

That's the day that
me wants it, so. Hey,
look. I'm sorry. l...

| can't take
the wedding, so...
I'm so sorry!

Even if we were, could...
Baby, let's go.

..like, pay extra?
I'm so sorry.

We're really desperate.
Good luck.

If it changes,
just call me.
Come on.

Seriously?
(DOOR CLOSING)

| don't do weddings.

| need help here.

So, yeah, there was a vending
machine in the school last
year, but they took it out.

Max, give it up. They took
the vending machine.

It's not fair.

You're gonna have to learn,
life is not fair.

Ah, damn, crap, hell!

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
MAX: Why are you
being so loud?

That was our turn.
It's unnecessary.

Hey, don't tell
your parents | said
any of that. All right?

Hold on here, fellas!
Ooh!

(LAUGHS)

(SIREN BLARING)

Busted.
Huh?

(HONKING)
Oh, crap.

Damn it!

MAX: You have to...
You have to pull over.

Yeah, that's what
I'm doing is pulling over.
Oh.

Oh, no.

Damn it.

(SIGHS)

MAX: What's so bad
about this?

Ah, he's a young guy. He's...
MAX: Why is that bad?

ZEEK: It's bad, because
he doesn't have
any patience, | betcha.

License and registration,
please.

Hi, yeah. So, what...
What's the problem
here, Officer?

Could | have your license
and registration, sir?

JABBAR: Ooh, the BART!
SYDNEY: Are we in trouble?

No, honey,
everything's fine.

There you go.

Sir, are you aware that
your driver's license expired
more than a year ago?

Are you sure?

Ah, that's a mistake.

Hey, listen, Officer,
I'm with my grandkids.
| mean, you can see that.

Could you just give me
a warning this time?

Huh?

What, you're writing
the ticket already?

Hey, uh, let me...

Sir, get back
inside your Car.

Yeah. No, | just wanna talk
to you just for one second.

Do you hear me, sir?
Get back inside
your car right now.

| don't think you heard me.

What? Ow! Hey! Easy!

SYDNEY: Stop! Grandpa!
Hey! No, no, no.
It's all right, kids.

Grandpa, no!
Just eat your
ice cream, kids.

I'm staying still!
What, am | gonna run?

Damn!

DR. BEDSLOE: When can
we get her in?

FEMALE FELLOW: We have

the morning of the 26th.
Good.

That works. You can cover
up now, Mrs. Braverman.

Mrs. Braverman, | understand
that your oncologist
is Dr. Gardner?

Yeah, um,

we just met him,
SO...

| mean, | guess he is.
He said that your practice
was the place to go

and if his wife had cancer,
he'd send her to you. So...

Mmm-hmm.
Hey, listen, Doctor,
if there's anything you

can tell us now? You know,
we've been in the dark.

We've been waiting outside
for two-and-a-half hours.

We'd appreciate it.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(QUIETLY) Adam.
What?

It's fine.
I'm just trying to
find out what the...

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
We're here now, okay?

Well, let's make sure
we get all the results
back first

before we jump
to conclusions.

| need the result
on the BRCA ASAP.

Yeah. Well, call the
geneticist at City of Hope
and tell them | need it.

Mmm-hmm.
What's he doing?

Excuse me, uh...
All right, Mrs. Braverman,

your cancer is
1.6 centimeters

and is located in the
lower outer quadrant
of your left breast,

near the chest wall.
There's no evidence of cancer
elsewhere in the breast.

Okay. 1.6 centimeters.
That seems...

It's a small tumor.

Good.
Good, so she may
not need chemo.

Right.
Well, we don't know yet.

The size of a tumor is
just one of the
characteristics we look at.

A small tumor can be
very aggressive.

We need to know more
about the character
of the cancer.

That will affect
our treatment.

Regardless, we need
to do a lumpectomy.

(SIGHS)

A lumpectomy.
That means what?

We'll surgically remove
the cancer while
preserving the breast.

So there's surgery involved
right off the bat?
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

You'll have a scar.
It'll be a slight to
moderate disfigurement.

Yeah, | don't care about
the scar or any of that.

If there's any...
Okay.

If my breast looks weird,
| don't care.
| just want the cancer out.

You know?
Mrs. Braverman,
I'm really very good

and I'll give you
a good result.

Now, when we do
the lumpectomy

we will also remove
two sentinel lymph nodes

from your armpit.

We'll analyze the nodes,
and that will tell us whether
or not the cancer has

spread to your
lymphatic system.

And if it has spread?
Well,

depending on the level
of involvement, we'd, uh,

consider doing
another procedure

to take out more.

It will also mean that
you'll need chemotherapy.

Well, if... If it soreads
to the lymphatic system...

| mean, is there another way
of doing this, other options?

Or is this...

| just told you
what | think
you need to do.

Right, well, we just
found out about this,
like, less than a week ago.

| mean. So, we don't know
what we're doing...

Mrs. Braverman,
a lumpectomy...
ADAM: No.

...performed sooner
rather than later,

offers the best
chance of remission.

Now, | have an opening
Friday the 26th at...
8:00.

8:00 a.m.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Okay.

Doctor, | just...
Yeah.

No, he's your cousin,
he does not Know how to
read a pathology report.

(SIGHS)
He's also a veterinarian.

Let me read
the report, all right?

Let him take care
of your dog.

SARAH: | am working for
a crazy person.

What, am | washing these?
Yes, please.

With soap?
Ah, no.
Just rinse them, please.

I'm just kidding.

He's presented with
a huge payday, a wedding,

which seems a perfectly
normal thing for
a photographer to do.

But no,
he doesn't do weddings.

Like that's somehow beneath
him. He made the bride cry.

He's really getting
under your skin, huh?

Well, he's really insulting
and difficult to work for.

You should convince
him to do it.

| can't imagine
how | would do that.

Here, look. "I don't
wanna do a wedding."

That's me being...
Wait, you're... That's him?

Yeah, I'm being him.
I'm being him.
Oh, no, much less charming.

You have to be
much more angry and
you don't like women.

"| don't like to do weddings."
Nice!

"| don't like anything.”
But, Hank!
You should do weddings.

You'd make so much money.

(GROANS) "I don't like money,
| don't believe in it."

| don't know. Okay.
Close enough.

Okay, uh...
But | am an assistant

and | could use
some valuable experience.

But | don't care about you.
That's true.

(LAUGHS)
Uh, well, you know,

you were rude to these
people and they'll go
tell their friends

and that's really
bad for business.

And you're incredibly
patronizing when
you talk to everyone,

especially me.

| think I've realized
what bothers me the most.

You're very insulting
and patronizing to me.
| wish you would be nicer.

And Hank's heart grew
two sizes that day.

(LAUGHS)
It did?

| think so. | thought you
were very reasonable. Yeah.
Did | get you?

Okay.

| don't understand, he was...
Wait. Was he speeding?

Was he driving really fast?
It was awesome.

He was not taking
any crap or anything.

We got to ride back
in a police car.

Great.
That is exciting.

That's kind of a cool
adventure, really,

that he was on.
Please don't act
like this is nothing.

I'm just trying to...
This is silly. | don't
understand what's going on.

Look. There he is.
The cop called
for backup, so...

Dad, what the
hell happened?

Some overzealous cop
was trying to fill
his weekly quota of tickets,

that's what the hell happened.

Oh, that's it?

Okay. Zeek, let's try
and keep calm, okay?

They've got no oversight
and no accountability
in this place.

Dad! Shh!
ZEEK: | oughta sue!

Hey! Whoa!
ZEEK: No, | mean it!

We should get out
of here before they
arrest him again.

How can they arrest
him again? He hasn't
broken any laws.

ADAM: I'm just saying,
| think he made a bad call.

| really don't
appreciate the fact that

he was yelling
in front of the kids,

but he's gotta retake his
driver's test, pay a fine.

They've seen that before.
End of story.

Yeah.
JULIA: Well, hopefully that's
the end of the story,

but maybe not. Maybe there's
a reason why he's let his
license expire by a year.

SARAH: Why all the conspiracy?
| don't know.

| just pray he's not
delinquent on his smog
test. | mean...

SARAH: | know! God!
ADAM: (LAUGHS) Right.

Should he be driving?

Julia, come on!
| think he's fine.
| see him

every day. He's doing great.
It's just one poorly
timed U-turn. | think.

| think he's fine.
He's driving our kids around,

making illegal U-turns.
| wasn't supposed to
say anything.

I'd be more worried about
Amber driving your kids.

He ison
heart medication.

| don't know
if that's impairing...

What?
...his motor control
or something.

What medication?
Since when is he
on heart medication?

He's not on heart medication.
This is not a big deal.

He just had a really small
heart episode last year

and he asked me not to...
Dad had a heart attack?

He had a heart attack?
This is a big deal
no matter what.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

He did not have
a heart attack, okay?

He had some fluttering.
Why didn't you tell us?

He's now on medicine.
SARAH: He had fluttering?

How did you not tell us
about the fluttering, Crosby?

Because he asked me not to.
Oh, my God.

That's not even what
we're talking about, okay?

This is about Dad

driving without a license.
I'm only suggesting maybe

this very mild medication
he's on

could be
impairing his driving.

But the fluttering...
Okay, well, he needs to not
be driving on the medication.

This is
entirely relevant.

Again, don't you
think he would know...
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

...If he needs to be
not driving?
Well, maybe that's why he's

not taking the test again.
That's my point!

SARAH: But he wouldn't
put the kids in the car
if he's on

some medication
that's making him...
JULIA: | don't...

SARAH: ...drowsy or whatever.
JULIA: | would hope not.

But, Adam, would
you let him drive Nora?

Uh, | don't know.

| got to go.
I'll see you later.

What?
All right.

So Max was calling it
a low-speed chase,

which | think probably
offended your dad.

Yeah.
But it was really hilarious.

Hey, Kristina,
can | say something?

Yes.

| really didn't
like that doctor.

Okay.
| didn't like the way
that he made you wait.

| didn't like the way
he answered his phone

every time it rang,
when he was supposed to be
focused on you.

| feel like
he's distracted.

And | want somebody
who's gonna be sensitive
to what you're going through.

Obviously, honey,
it's your call, but
| just feel like we should

find the right person.
The person who's going
to nip this thing in the bud.

| Know, but, honey,
he also said that
we shouldn't wait, so...

| Know, and | agree,
we should make an appointment

for surgery so that
we don't lose the date,

but we should get
another opinion, quickly.
Okay.

That's fine.

That's fine.
Okay, all right.

Honey, just trying to
do the right thing here.
| Know.

You're going to be okay.
| Know.

Hey, you're
going to be okay.

(DOOR OPENING)

Oh, God.

Unbelievable.
Hey.

Hey.
| have some calls
for you. Here.

Thanks.

Oh, uh, just heard that
the band that we missed
the meeting for the other day,

they just booked
at West End, so...

So we just lost them?

Uh, yeah.
Nobody covered for me
and we just lost them.

Great.
Yeah, well, you weren't
answering your phone.

And... And Crosby was
in a recording session, So...

You know, I...
Well, you should
have just pulled

Crosby out of
the session, Amber.

Well, | didn't know that.
| mean, you specifically
told me

lam never to go
into a session...

Okay, well,
now I'm telling you
that if somebody

wants to book our
studio for four weeks,

that you go and
you get Crosby out
of the session, okay?

We lost $10,000!

Okay, I...

Why does it smell like
burnt coffee in here?

Because l...
| burnt some earlier...

All right, well,
can you deal with that
and can you please

find a place to put
all of these magazines

that are lying all over
the place, stack them up

so it doesn't look like,
you know, coyotes have
been scavenging

through a doctor's office?

Crosby!

Could you believe John?

He was just mouthing off
in front of the entire class
to our teacher.

That's just crazy.
Did you know
there used to be

a vending machine
by the water fountain?

Yeah, there was
one last year.

Okay, so you used to
be able to buy candy
anytime you wanted?

Yeah.
Not during class, obviously,

but recess, before school,
after school...

You can't do that now.
Those days are gone.

Max, let's go.

It seems unfair that
there were hundreds,
probably thousands of kids

who got to have Skittles
anytime they wanted.

We're new students
coming into the school,
and we don't have that.

It's obviously unfair.

Right. Good luck with that.

It has nothing to
do with luck!

We need to find a way
to get the school to bring
back the vending machine!

Where are you going?

So, before we start,
would you like water, tea?

Anything?

Uh, wow, uh... No.

I'll have a beer. (LAUGHS)
I'm just kidding.

(LAUGHS)
Nothing for me, thanks.

I'm just nervous, sorry.

It's okay.
No thank you.

So | familiarized myself
with your tests

and medical records
this morning.

Great.

How are you doing?

| mean,
it's overwhelming, but

| figure a lot of women
deal with it, so...

It's fine.
Like, it's...

And so many women do.
But I'm here to make it
less overwhelming for you.

Thank you.

Let's discuss the best
course of action.

| believe a lumpectomy
would be the right
course of action,

but it's not
the only way to go.

The research shows
that with surgery

followed by radiation,
our chance of cure is
the same as the mastectomy.

Okay.

Look, | see
you recovering.

You're going to
come back from this.

It's gonna be a tough year,

but you're gonna make it.

Thank you.

(DOOR OPENING)

(SIGHS)

Hey.
(DOOR CLOSING)

| was wondering
if | could talk to you.

Oh, that can't be good.

Listen, it's none of my
business if you want to
tank your business, but

if you could possibly speak
more respectfully to me
that would be great.

What are you talking about?

It's... Sorry.
It's just a small thing.
(LAUGHS)

It's just, | don't know
if you're aware of...

I'm just talking about
how you talk to me.

Yeah, no, no, | mean,
what... What do you mean,
tanking my business?

Well, | mean,
you know, turning
everything down.

(SIGHS)

This is about the wedding
thing again, right?
For example.

It is about the wedding.
| don't do weddings,

just on principle.
That's... Okay.

It's a principle
| don't understand.

Look, weddings are hassles.

It's... It's mothers and...
And bridesmaids.
(BEEPING)

And everybody's drunk,

and if | have to see
another chicken dance,
I'm gonna kill everybody.

Okay? It's doves
crapping all over the place.

Just... It's horrible.
That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard.

A wedding is supposed to be
the most beautiful day
in a couple's life.

| think it's just
your attitude.

That is my attitude.
Weddings suck.
Right.

So | don't do them.

| just don't understand
why you seem to take pride

in pushing people
away and business.

Look, | don't have
to take every job.

You don't take any job!
We got a date book
full of empty pages.

You know what | think?
| think you are
a true artist,

but you're afraid that
if you're an artist who's also
a guy who shoots weddings,

then somehow
you're a failure.

That's what you think that
| think | am? A failure?

No, no, no, no.
No, I... (SIGHS)

‘Cause that would make you
a failure's assistant.

Okay.

Look, you know, my only
point was... (SIGHS)

| think you should have
done the wedding.

| thought your point was
how | talk to you.

(SIGHS)

That, too.

ZEEK: Oh, | can guess
what this is all about.

SARAH: Oh.
One of my grandkids
ratted me out, right?

No.
For what?

| was unlawfully
detained, by the way.

Dad, I'm pretty sure
it was legal to
pull you over.

So you were arrested for
making an illegal U-turn
and then...

...got lippy with a cop.

Lippy? Yeah, lippy.
Well, | may have used
some inappropriate language

in the heat of the moment,
| may have.

What... What did you say?

You know, language your kids
are going to hear when
they get out in the world.

You know, they're going
to hear those kind of words,
it's adult language.

Actually, that's
not what we're here
to talk to you about.

It's not?
What we came to talk
to you about was

your driving...
Yeah.

...with an expired license.
Yeah, the plate's expired.

It was the license.
No, your license

was expired
by over a year.
Yeah, forgot.

You forgot, okay.
To renew it.

SARAH: For a year, Dad?
| guess.

That's the way it looks.
You forgot?

He forgot.
ZEEK: Yeah.
It slipped my mind.

So, you're not avoiding it?

What are you
implying, Julia?
SARAH: Julia. Julia.

Just a year is
a long time...
The district attorney...

Yeah?
I'm just asking, okay?

We're only bringing this
up, because, you know,

our kids were in the car,
and it ended up being
a bit of a...

Oh, good God.
| think

what we want to talk about...
Let me tell you
something...

| mean, do you really think
that | would ever put
the grandkids in danger?

Do you honestly think that?
No, Dad. That's not
what we're saying.

That's not what we're saying.
Well, | would
assume not, but

itis... Itis
what brought us
to this point, Dad.

Just wondering
what's going on, Dad.

ADAM: Just a little concerned
and we wanted to check in
with you on this.

That's all this is.
Mmm-hmm.

So you've been talking
behind my back.

Dad, you were handcuffed in

front of the
grandkids for some...
Oh, good God.

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR SLAMS)

Well, | hope
you're proud
of yourselves.

No, Mom, we just
felt the topic
needed to be addressed.

So...
He's not an invalid.

Well, no, clearly!

He's not ready to be
put out to pasture.

He's not there yet.
He's not even close.

You know, he forgot to
send in his renewal.

Big deal.

Shame on you.

CROSBY: Oh, my goodness.

| mean...

(DOOR OPENING)

Dad?

| don't want to talk
about it, sonny.

Okay.

I'm pissed at all of you.
That's why | left.
| just want to calm down.

I'd just like a

few minutes to myself.

Okay.

| Know about your
heart condition, Dad.

Adam, I'm going to
be all right.

All right?

But then again,
you never know what's
gonna happen, do you?

| guess not.

He's really talented.
And |... And | get
the thing of

wanting to be
true to your art,
or whatever.

But... (SIGHS)
It's just such a waste.

There's just So much
potential there, you know.

And, like, he could be
an artist and run
a successful business.

Do you see what I'm doing?

I'm eating ice cream
straight out
of the container.

That's how | know
that you're upset.
| should...

(LAUGHS) | know.
| can tell. That's the...

But this is a cliché,
you realize?
(LAUGHS)

And I'm just perpetuating it.
Here, switch with me.
Would you like...

(LAUGHS) Okay.

Perfect.
It's really good.

(SIGHS)

It just...
It matters to me.

Mmm-hmm.

| want it to matter to him.

| totally

get that.

Do you...
Would you feel like

talking about
something else?

Yes.
(LAUGHS)

(SIGHS) Yeah.

Sorry.
No, no. No.

This ice cream
is delicious.

(LAUGHS) See?

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

So, this site says that if
vending machines have...
Hey!

Hey, girls. Hey!

NORA: Dada!
Honey, you're not searching
for anything you're not

supposed to be
searching for, are you?
No.

Dr. Haryana specifically
said not to do that.
I'm just...

I'm not...
Honey, we gotta stay positive.
Do everything we can.

We can't put negative
things in our minds.

I'm not being
negative, I'm just

looking and
researching, okay?
I'm sorry, it's just...

It's nothing!
Hey!

Hey, buddy,
how are you doing?

You ready for a snack?
| want to go home.

Oh.

Okay.
Did something happen?

| just want to go home.

Can you call my mom?

Sure.

Honey, did you and Max
get into a fight?

Or was he being rude?
Because if he was,
| can go talk to him.

Max just won't stop talking
about the vending machine.

We're not playing anything.

Okay.
Why don't I go talk to him.

No, I've got this, honey.
You stay here and rest, okay?

Okay, I've got it, all right?
Honey, | can do that,
it's fine.

It's not a big deal!

MICAH: Mrs. Braverman?

Yeah, bud?

Have you ever thought
about putting Skittles
in Max's lunchbox?

Because he's seriously
obsessed.

(SIGHS)

You are approaching
a railroad crossing with
no warning devices.

You are unable to see
400 feet down the track.
What is your speed limit?

Fifteen miles an hour.

Right.
Yeah!

Once again!

Man, | am gonna ace this,

and then I'm gonna
send the score

to that Gestapo SS
storm trooper that
arrested me.

Well, it was ageism.

That much is clear.

Sweetie, careful, you want
to stay two whole car-lengths

behind the car
in front of you.

Yeah, | got it.
Okay.

Do you remember
when you were teaching
Crosby how to drive?

Oh, please.

| mean, he couldn't
tell left from right.

That was the first
indication that there was
a problem with the kid.

Yeah, he has some nerve
being critical of you!

How about Sarah?

Yeah, how about Sarah?

How many accidents
did she have
her junior year?

Three. Four!

| think... | remember
our insurance went
through the roof.

You're telling me.
You know there's a
flashing red light coming up.

You have to stop.

No matter what.
That's an automatic fail.

Huh?
If you don't.

It's in the vision.

| got it.

Hey, uh, do you want
to maybe pull over
in one of these

little side streets
and park? | mean,

a little smooching?

(LAUGHS)

Ah, just relax me,
before | get into the

grind of the test.
(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

Hey.

Hey.
What are you doing here,
still?

Just trying to

get this freakin’
burned coffee smell
out of the kitchen.

I... |just cannot do it.
Every time | think I've
got it out, | just...

| catch another little

breeze of it and it's just
driving me freaking crazy.
Hey, hey.

It's 9:45.

Are you really freaking
out about a burnt coffee
smell right now?

Uncle Adam got really
stressed out at me
the other day

because | burned coffee
and then

the magazines weren't
organized, and,

| don't know,
| really just want to
have it taken care of

and show him | can...
| can get the job done.

That's just Adam being
Adam. He does that.

(SIGHS) Maybe the reason I'm
not doing well is because I'm
not doing anything creative,

and that's, like, the only
thing I'm good at,

is, like, helping out with

music stuff and...
Well, you're good
at burning coffee!

Yeah.
Very few people
can do that.

You know, with these
things, | mean.

They... They pretty much
go on their own, | think.
Stop!

Listen, tomorrow,

when the TriTones
come up for their session,
why don't you

come into the booth
and I'll show
you the ropes.

No, you don't have to do that.
Yes, start
your apprenticeship.

Oh, | know | don't have
to do that, | don't have
to do anything.

| own half of this
dump, believe it or not.
(LAUGHS)

| would like you to
come up into the booth

and | would like you
to be my apprentice,

because I'd like to
kick back and watch
you do some of the work.

Because Adam's
not learning. Okay?

Great. Yeah, thank you.
Yeah?

And let this thing with Adam
just roll off your back.

He's crazy, okay?
And he goes through
these little moods,

but I'm sure it's
nothing serious. Okay?

Okay, thank you.
Go home!

All right.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

ADAM: Kristina?

Hey, how about we, uh,
watch a movie?

That sound good?

Yeah.

Be right there.

Hey!

(SIGHS)
Toss it back!

So, have you been enjoying
having Micah come over?

Sometimes.

Yeah? Well, he seems
like a good friend.

Yeah, but it's annoying
when he wants to do
something boring.

Yeah, you know, I, uh,

! wanted to talk to
you about that.

What? About doing
something boring?

Just about how
friends compromise.

If you're playing
video games, taking turns.

If you're spending time
with a friend, how you

take turns doing what
interests your friend
and then

what interests you.

Did you talk to the principal
about the vending machine?

Max, | really want you to
hear what I'm saying to
you about having a friend.

Because | think Micah
is a great one.

Do you hear what I'm saying
to you about taking turns?

Max?

Max?
All right.

Okay.

SO are you or are you not
going to call the school
about the vending machine?

Max, | know the
vending machine is a
disappointment, okay?

But you've got to stop
talking about it all the time.
It's not fair!

Especially at school, okay?
It's not fair!

| Know it's not.

Okay? | Know it's not.

Well, there's a cycle.

For chemo?

No. Actually, for how
everybody treats you.

First, everybody you know
in your whole life

and a bunch of people
you don't know

are gonna pay way
too much attention to you.

And the phone's gonna
ring so much, until you
wanna shoot yourself.

And then a little
while after that,

people, they go back to
their own lives,

their own problems, and
that's when you find out...

That's when you find out
who your real friends are.

Yeah, well, | haven't really
told any of my friends, or...

My family doesn't know.

It's just Adam, so...

And here's how it's gonna
go with your husband,

who is very cute, by the way.
Thank you.

Oh, yeah. He's got that
protective lion thing going.
He does.

Yeah.
He's a Leo.

He's gonna wanna
solve everything,

he's gonna really
wanna take charge,

and he's gonna tell you
to stay off the Internet.

He'll freak out every
time there's a left turn.

And there are a lot.

He's gonna have
a frigging heart attack
over all the waiting.

There's so much waiting.

And he can't have
a heart attack,

‘cause you're
gonna need him.

Yeah. | am gonna need him.

Have you scheduled
your surgery yet?

No. Not yet. I'm just...
What are you waiting for?

| didn't really like
Dr. Bedsloe.

| thought he was kind of...
Really?

Yeah, kind of rude and...

He saved my life.

Yeah?
What didn't you like
about him?

When we were there
for my appointment,
he took two phone calls

within, like, five minutes
of us being there.
(LAUGHS)

It was just dismissive,
and | felt...
Do you know who

he's talking to?
His patients!

| mean, he gives you
his cell phone number and
he answers it every time.

Honey, listen,
you don't need a friend,
you need a doctor.

He's not there
to make you happy.
He's there to cure you.

| must've called him
1,000 times the three days
before my surgery.

He answered the phone
every time.

He never once
screened my calls.

Yeah, | just feel like
| need more information.

Like, maybe there's
a better doctor.

| really think that
you have all the
information that you need.

You really do.

| think you need to
get it the hell out.

Okay?

Don't waste time.

And |, uh...

| also feel like I'm
kind of scared, you know?

Like...
Of course.

| feel like
| can talk to you.

| don't even know you,
it's like, like a stranger.

But | can't really...

| can't really talk to
my husband.

| Know. Why do you feel
like you can't talk to him?

Because he is so positive.

He's like this relentlessly
positive person...
| Know.

...who can fix everything

and make everything
better and it's like...

That's...
That is a good man.

He wants to protect you
from anything bad happening.
And here's the thing.

The bad thing is
already happening.

Right.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hi.
Yeah, hi.

Can you get ready in,
like, five minutes?

For what?

Location shoot.

For the wedding thing.
It's at the
Hillcrest Country Club.

The...

The wedding?
Yeah, can you get ready?

(SIGHS) Can...

I... Okay.

You don't have anything else
you'd like to say to me?

Bring a sweater
or something.

Great, okay.
It's gonna run late.

That's what | wanted.
Uh-huh. Okay.
Yeah, it's inside but...

Seriously, no. I... You...
Hey? Hey.

Yeah?

You got anything to eat?
‘Cause I'm starving.

You got a granola bar
or something?
Oh, my God!

No, | don't have
anything to eat.
| just feel a little...

This is like...
There is no
full kitchen in here.

Is there a Fig Newton
laying around?

| don't have time to
make you a snack.

Whatever.
Whatever, let's go.
SARAH: Okay.

I'm gonna sugar crash.

This is unbelievable.
Unbelievable.

Wait, |...
Hold on.

| didn't even lock the...

Oh, God!
God, you really
had to lock that?

Well...

Amber?
Yo!

Hey.

Hey, what's up?

Listen, | need you to
pick up Max for me from
school, 3:45. Okay?

No, no, no. Uncle Adam.
But you have to
be there early.

Uncle Adam, | can't do it.
So you're there
when he comes out.

What?
| already told Crosby
I'd help him in his session

with the TriTones today.

And he's gonna show me
stuff on the board.
You're gonna

have to do it another day.
| need you to pick up Max.

3:45.
Get there early.

Can | talk to you
for a second?

What?

Um...

| love working here.

| love it. Okay?
Okay?

Um...

But | sort of feel
like you've been
treating me like

your girl Friday,
you know?

Do the dishes, and
clean up the kitchen,

and, you know, don't
say anything. (SIGHS)
| mean...

I'm happy to help you
with whatever you need,

but | can really be
a valuable asset here and

| wanna be
a part of the team.

And | kinda feel like
you've been blowing me off
a little bit lately.

Can you sit down
for a second?

You're right.
You're right.

About all of it.

Kristina...

Kristina's sick.

And, uh, I'm

sorry that I've
been acting like a jerk.

I'm just distracted
and, uh...

That's what's going on.

| mean...

What do you mean, "sick"?

| can't give you all the
details. You're the first
person that I'm telling, so...

Sorry some of this stuff
is gonna fall on you,

but I'm gonna keep
asking you to do...
Uncle Adam...

...some of these things
for me because I'm
going to need your help.

Okay. (SIGHS)
All right.

Max!
(HONKING HORN)

Maxeroonie!

Hey, dude!

What are you doing here?

I'm your ride today.

My mom usually
picks me up from school.

| Know...
Sometimes it's my dad,
but even that's rare.

It's almost always
my mom.

Okay. Well, I'm your ride
today, so jump on in.
Here we go.

Where is my mom?

Well, she's busy right now.

But, uh, you'll see her
in a little bit, okay?

| had something important to
talk to her about today.

You did?

Yeah.

Well, I'm all ears.

What does that mean?
What does "all ears" mean?

Um... It just means
I'm listening.

Cool.

Anyways, you used to
be able to buy candy
anytime you wanted,

not during class, obviously...
Yeah.

But before school,
after school,

recess...
Yeah.

CAMILLE: Zeek!

Hey, there.
How'd it go?

Ah, well. It went.

What do you mean?

Well, they took two
points off 'cause

| didn't adjust
my rearview mirror.

So | only got 98%.

Ah!
Gotcha.

You!

He said | had the best
three-point turn
he'd ever seen.

Well, | could have
told him that.

(LAUGHS)
Hmm.

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Here.
This is not horrible.

Great,

thank you so much.
| thought they would,
like, uh,

go chintzy on this,
but they didn't.

All right.
That was our wedding.

Good job.

It went okay.

Yeah. See?

I'm proud of you.
Congratulations.
(LAUGHS)

Yeah.
All right. Thank you.

Look at the people.
Look at them, the kids.

They're so happy.

They are kids, right?
With their little wedding

situation. So young.

HANK: They are young.

SARAH: Very young.

Their whole little
life ahead of them.
(LAUGHS)

You think the world's
your oyster. You're wrong!

That'd be horrible,
to just end the night...

Listen, here's
what's gonna happen.
(LAUGHS)

Meanwhile, | was probably
younger than that
when | got married.

Oh, yeah. Me, too.

Oh, really?

Ah!

Maybe that's why
you don't like weddings?

It's a factor.

Okay.

Fair enough.

Well, | thought | was
gonna be married forever.

Well, of course, that's how
you always think, right?
That's what | thought.

And now you're gonna
do it again, right?

Yeah, but this is different.
This time |am gonna
be married forever.

It does happen, you know.

Yeah.

It might happen for them.
| hope it does.

| hope it happens for them.

MAN: That's the bride.

Me, too.

Here's to them.

Come on, we did a wedding.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Oh, my God, honey.

We got to get a new CD
to put Nora to sleep, those
songs are driving me nuts.

Hey, Adam?
Yeah.

Um...

Can | talk to you
a second?

Yeah, sure.

What's up?

(SIGHS)

| want to go to Dr. Bedsloe.

Honey, really?
The guy who made us
wait for two hours

and then gave us
two minutes of interrupted
conversation, like...

I've done my research, I've
considered all of my options,

and | want Dr. Bedsloe
to do my surgery. | do.

Honey, obviously,
it's your call. Okay?

| just want you to have
the best care possible.

And l...
| feel like we should at least
talk to Dr. Haryana again.

Adam?
What?

| trust him.

Okay. Well, then you
know what? That's what
we're gonna do.

It's like
Dr. Haryana said.

If you feel something
positive, go with it.

(SIGHS) And I'm scared.
Just you got
to stay positive.

Okay. That's okay
that you're scared.

Stop it, Adam.
What?

| Know

that you're trying to make
everything okay for me.

You always have
our whole lives.

And | love you
so much for that.

But...

You have to let me
be scared.

| want to be able to
come to you and just say,

"Adam, I'm...
I'm really scared today."

And | just want you
to hear it.

| don't want you to tell me
to think positive or to...

(SIGHS) That everything
is going to be great.

‘Cause right now I'm not
sure that it's going to be.

And | just want to be
able to feel scared.

That's just what | need
from you right now.

Okay.

| can do that.

| love you.
| love you, too, so much.

Kristina, I'm sorry.
I'm not going to let you down.
Oh, honey.

MAX: I've got news!

I'm running for
student council president.

I'm going to win,
I'm going to get elected.

I'm going to get the
school board to bring
back the vending machine.

(LAUGHS)

I'm excited!
(LAUGHS)

Yes!
Uh, yeah.

(SIGHS)
I...