All language subtitles for Parenthood.2010.S04E01.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE_track3_[eng]

I've always loved you,
| never stopped loving you.

Will you still marry me?

Yes, | will marry you.
Yeah?

(CHEERING)

| just have to tell you
that | got into Cornell.

Haddie, congratulations.
That's fantastic.

I'm so proud. | really am.
Thank you.

LORETTA:
His mother's
been incarcerated.

She's released the rights
of her child to keep him
out of the foster system.

LORETTA: This is Victor.

Hi.

Sarah Braverman,

will you marry me?

Lyla Hershfeld.

(SIGHS)

Mom, you are not seriously
comparing my relationship
with Mark to Lyla Hershfeld.

Crosby swore
she was the one.

And they broke up
two weeks later.

Yet there she is
for all eternity
in our family picture.

Mom... (SIGHS)

They were 24.
She wore a crop top.

Anyone could have
seen that coming.

Mark and | are engaged.

ZEEK: Uh-huh, yeah.
Where's the ring?

We're working on it.
Yeah.

You guys, be careful.

Drew... Amy likes you
just the way you are.

DREW: Mom, please.

Sarah, would you not
distract him?

He's starting to bulk up
for Amy's homecoming,
all right?

So how's the
job hunt coming?

Great, Dad, great.

Really?
No, Dad.

I'm trying to transition
out of bartending.

It's rough out there.
Five more.

Mom, please.

Family only,
that's the policy.

You can thank your brother
Crosby for that.

Brought a creamer, sweetie.

Hey.

(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY
ON TV)

Hey, honey,
| made brunch.

| made French toast
and bacon.

It's well-done,
the way you like it.

You remember that | said
|! was gonna make brunch?

Yeah, I'm good
with this, Julia.

Hey, your mom
has spent a lot of time
putting this stuff together.

(WHISPERING)
It's fine.

Um, sweetie.

(SCREAMING ON TV)

Victor, | would
really appreciate it
if you didn't...

When you're done
watching the show,

if you didn't watch it
when Sydney's around, okay?

Yeah, cool.

How come
he gets to watch TV?

Syd!

Well, it's not fair.
Come here.

And how come he gets to eat
in front of the TV, too?

JULIA: Sydney, it's brunch.
Come here.

Syd, Syd.

Come on.

| don't wanna go all the way
to Burger and Pie.

ADAM: What are you
talking about?

Burger and Pie is our place.
We love Burger and Pie.

When | was eight years old.
ADAM: Yeah, honey.

Do you remember that time
she leaned over the backseat

and was, like, "Il Know!
Let's go
to Burger and Pie."

| was eight
and | don't care.

| have to spend time
with my friends.
This is the last week.

BOTH: Let's all go
Stop!

BOTH: ...fo Burger and Pie
Stop!

It's the last week
before | leave.

Exactly, it's time
to spend with family.

Honey, look, | know
that there's a lot to do,

which, | was thinking,
we should meet
before Burger and Pie,

get your winter coat...
Just listen.

No.
That's a great idea, honey.

Get it out of the way.
| can't. | don't need a coat.

Do you know how cold
itis there?

Every other day,
I'm with the grandparents
or with the aunts or some...

Or it's a dumb
photo shoot.
| need time on my own.

It's not a dumb photo shoot.

With my friends.
Okay? It's really not.

All of your grandparents,
everybody wants to see you.

Your aunts and uncles, okay?
It's fine.

Everyone's getting together
for you.

And | also think
that you should schedule
some time for Max.

| thought that's what
Burger and Pie was.

No, Burger and Pie
is family time.

| want you and Max
to have
a little time together.

Okay, I'll do it.

You have no idea,
those East Coast winters
are brutal.

Ugh.

Maybe that's the reason
that everyone at Cornell
kills themselves.

Wind whips in your face.
Oh, my God.

That's not true, Max.
Yeah, it is, Dad.

No, it's not.
Yes, itis.

| saw it online.
It's a rumor.

People there
jump off bridges
every winter.

Hey, can we stop?

Your sister's not gonna
jump off a bridge.

HADDIE:
I'll jump off a bridge
if | stay here.

You need a coat.
That doesn't make any sense.

Exactly.
Exactly.

All | want is someone

Someone ! can hold on

Someone ! can count on

Someone to dance with me

All | want is someone

Someone ! can hold on

Someone ! can count on

Someone to dance with me

Sorry to interrupt the jam.
(LAUGHS)

But | have lunch options.

Oh, look who it is,
my favorite item
on the Luncheonette menu.

Yes? Is me? |am?
You.

NICK: Yes.
AMBER: Gosh!

It's not Crosby?
| mean, he's pretty tasty.

Yeah, Crosby's
pretty tasty, but yeah.

| think you got him beat.
Thank you.

All right. Let's see.

Just make sure you write
your name next to it

because otherwise
| won't know
whose is which.

All right.

Yeah, all right.
That looks like
a pretty good order.

Yeah?
Yeah, see if you approve.

Very good choice. (LAUGHS)

Thank you.

For you?

Hello.

I'm here to leave a deposit
for the Braverman
family portrait.

You can put it on the table.
Thank you.

Over here, on this?
Yeah.

You won't forget,
though, right?

My mother doesn't
trust me with this.
Yeah.

It's such a big group
to get together.

It's, like,
17 or 18 of us.

In fact, can | ask
your opinion actually,
as the family portrait guy?

Do fiancés normally
get included
in the family portrait?

| don't really care.

17 or 18...
| don't charge by the head,
so it's totally up to you.

Okay.
Okay.

All right. Thanks.

Help wanted, huh?

Yeah.
Is that for real?

| mean, it's just so retro,
you know,

now with the Internet.
Yeah. Yeah.

| mean, did you put it up
and forget it was there?

It's real.
| have it on
the Internet also.

You never know
when a genius
is gonna walk by.

Uh, speaking of which,
1, um...

I'm actually looking
for a job.

What's the job?
Do you have experience?

| do.
‘Cause | need someone

with photography experience
only, So...

Yeah, of course.
My experience is from
a while ago.

| worked in graphics and,
uh, you know, mostly on
actual film photography.

The whole digital thing,
not so much.

Well, can you
set up a shoot?

Change a lens,
load a memory card,
adjust the lights?

Yeah, | can.

You worked in film?

Yeah, uh, film mainly.
That's a plus.

That's, uh...
| like film.

Hmm.

Mmm...

All right.

All right?
| can interview for the job?

I'll see you tomorrow
at 2:30.

You have
a job tomorrow?

Mmm-hmm.
That's amazing.

Oh, my God.
What's the pay?

|! mean, should we
discuss the...

Let's see
how you do tomorrow.

Oh, okay.
It's a trial period.
| respect that.

| understand that.
Thank you so much.

I'm Sarah, by the way.
Hank.

Hank, this is amazing!

This is, like,
meant to be.

Don't you think?
Oh, we shall see.

Should | take the sign down?
No, leave it.

All right.
| have a good feeling
about this.

Thanks, Hank.
See you tomorrow.

2:30, yeah.

All right,
now this is Guacamole.
He was my first lizard.

And as you can see,
he's still alive.

Can | hold him?
No, it's too risky.

You don't know
anything about him.

And | really don't know
much about you.

Sydney and Jabbar
are different.

| let them
hold him sometimes.
Like, | can trust them.

They've been
around longer.

| mean, technically
you're my cousin,

but you're adopted,
so it's different.

| mean, you're not
really even
part of the family yet.

Let's put him back.

Now let us see
my guinea pig Rupert.

Okay, Max.

| just can't believe
that he hired you

and expects you to go
on a photo shoot tomorrow
with no experience.

Well...
That's crazy.

He doesn't exactly know
| have no experience.

You lied?

You've never lied
in a job interview?

Of course you haven't.
God, | don't know.

Anyway, he's a very weird,
grumpy guy.

Who knows
if it'll even work out?

Well, |, um...
| look forward to meeting him
at the big family portrait.

(CHOKING)

(COUGHING)
(LAUGHS)

What, are you choking
on that awkward segue?

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

| pride myself
on my awkward segues.

Um, did you, um...
Did you talk to your mom
about it?

Of course.
Okay.

Look, it was
an old girlfriend of Crosby's
who wrecked it for all of us.

My mother will not change
her mind. | tried.

Okay.
It's just a weird policy.

| mean...just makes me feel
like I'm not a part
of your guys’ family...

Oh, my God.
...even though we're engaged

and...
You're part of the family.

It's a dumb rule.

You'll be in
the picture next year.

Okay.

Did you fight for me?

Oh, honey, | didn't realize
it was So important.

I... | mean, | kind of didn't
want to get into
a whole thing with her, so...

Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.

So Kristina
wasn't even in the picture
until they were...

No.
Okay, okay, okay.

Goodnight, Grandma.
Oh, | love you, sweetie.

| love you, too.
Give me a kiss.

Brush your teeth.

Okay.

CROSBY:
I'll take this one.

| could eat him
with a spoon.

Mmm-hmm, he's yummy.

Yeah, and spiritual.

He is.

And... And...
And prayerful.

Mom, we noticed that
Jabbar has been praying.

Oh, that's wonderful.

It is. It is.

Yeah. We were just
a little bit curious.

He told us
that you explained

God and heaven
and praying to him.

Yes, and?

And we want him
to know about religion.

Absolutely, he must.

Hmm. Well, must he?

| mean, other than
its historical context.

Crosby.

Well, | guess
what I'm getting at is,

you know,
when you had your children,

| can't imagine
you would
have been thrilled

with your mother
just bestowing
all of her religious ideals

onto your children.

And we feel like
maybe that's more
our job as the parents.

JASMINE: Mom, we know
it came from a good place.

It's just that, you know,
| don't even go to church
anymore really, so...

Oh, | definitely
know that.

And we may not feel exactly
the same as you.

We think that maybe
it's better for you
to just let us handle

talking to Jabbar
about the big questions.

| see.

Great.

Um, just out
of curiosity,

what are you planning
to say to him?

And what is
your belief system?

What's your doctrine?

(WHISPERS)
My doctrine.

Don't you think the boy
deserves just a little bit
of clarity on the subject?

(TAP OPENING)
(WATER RUNNING)

(CUTLERY CLATTERING)

NICK: You're awesome.

Shut up.

I'm serious.
Shut up.

Here, you said
you could play guitar.

Play me something.
No, no, no.

No, come on, come on.
No, don't.

This is
so embarrassing.

No, it's not.

You're
a professional musician.

It's gonna sound
very bad.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Please,
| wanna hear you.

(SIGHS)

Okay, here,
you know what?

Actually, | do have
a little something...

All right,
let's hear this ditty.

I've been working on,
if you want to hear it.
All right, ready?

Yeah.
Okay.

Um, let me see
how it goes. It goes...

(STRUMMING)
Yeah, | think it's this.

It goes...

All | want is someone

ls someone

(LAUGHS) Nice.

Didn't see that coming, huh?
That's good.

All | want is someone
Is someone

Wait, here's the best part.
| don't Know it.

Someone ! can hold on
Someone | can

Someone...

(MUTTERING)
The same

It needs a little work, right?
Sounds good.

Sounds good.
See? | picked it up.

Yeah, you're good.

All | want is someone

Do you want me
to take the low?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All | want

ls someone...
Someone ! can

Someone to...

(VOCALIZING IN HIGH-PITCH)

Thank you.

Good night, Chicago.
Good night, Cincinnati.

Oh, nice. (LAUGHS)

Dang.

That was really good.
Thank you.

(DISTANT DOG BARKING)

(PANTING)

Okay, I'm gonna
shoot right here.

Okay.

Let's start with the 24-70
and the Canon 5D.

The... Which one?

And get the Hasselblad ready
in case | feel inspired

to, you know,
shoot some medium format.

So, the...
24-70.

First is... Okay.

Mr. Rizzoli, hi.
We spoke on the phone.

I'm Trish. Nice to meet you.
Oh, hey.

Thank you so much
for doing this
on such short notice.

I've heard
such amazing things
about your work.

Well, let's just hope
| don't screw it up too much.

Oh, no,
it will be perfect.

But it's just a hard time
for my family,

so, thank you.
Okay.

(CHUCKLES)

It's not a good time
for the family?

Oh, we just
lost my father.

Oh, my gosh,
you're kidding me.

That's... I'm so sorry.
Thank you.

The family's just spread out
and we're
finally all together,

so we just wanted
a picture, you know.

It's a beautiful way
to honor him.

TRISH: Thanks.

And if there's
anything we can do,
if you want us...

Thank you.
To stop and take a break or...

Oh, no, no,
no more crying.

Of course.
Okay.

But thank you
for understanding.

KRISTINA: | think
it's actually a nice jacket.

HADDIE: And it fits me.
It is the right...

It looks good.
MAX: Let's just order.

Haddie, you know,
if you don't like it,
we can exchange it.

Thank you.
Thanks for going...

I'm just telling you.
It's fine. You did a good job.

You know, | just
wanna go back
to look for Guacamole.

Why, what happened
to Guacamole?

He was stolen.
KRISTINA: Nothing happened
to Guacamole.

He was not stolen.
We don't know that.

ADAM: Well, who would
steal Guacamole?
MAX: Victor.

ADAM: Why do think that
Victor stole Guacamole?

Oh, my goodness.
Victor did not steal
Guacamole, sweetheart, okay?

Okay, it's because...
This is why
you need to go shopping.

Mom called us
out for a snack.

| said that | liked it,
like, five times, Mom.

And he was up there alone
with Guacamole.

When | got back up,
my lizard was gone.

HADDIE: Mom.
Max!

Whoa, hey!
Where is that waitress?

I'm starving.

Keep your voice down, okay?

WAITRESS: Hi.
ADAM: Hey.

Can | get you guys started
with a drink?

MAX: Uh, no,
we're ready to order.

And we're starving
because you're very slow
and your service is terrible.

ADAM:
Max, that's not polite.

|! want a Torpedo Burger
with no onions and
extra, extra, extra bacon.

Just tons of bacon.

I'm so sorry, we don't have
the Torpedo Burger anymore.

(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)

No, that's ridiculous.
Um...

MAX: What?

Well, a lot of people
who liked the Torpedo Burger
like the Slim Mickey.

| don't want
a Slim Mickey!

KRISTINA: Can you...
|! want a Torpedo Burger!

ADAM: Listen to me,
we're gonna make
a Torpedo Burger.

You have
a hot dog bun, right?

MAX: It doesn't make...
You know, I'm leaving.

I'm making a...
We're not leaving.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Max, sit down.

Your sister leaves
in three days...

Get off of me!
ADAM: Hey, hey, hey!

Let's just go then.

You sit down.
You're not helping
matters at all.

Your sister
is leaving in three days.
Chill out, okay?

We're here to
celebrate her
before she leaves forever.

MAX: | don't care.
You understand me?

Please turn around.
This is not
your family, okay?

Guacamole is missing.
You stop texting.

I'm not.
You aren't even paying...

We're here
to celebrate you.

Fill the gap
between purple and red
and white, there's...

Okay.
Squish it up. Squeeze it up.

Okay, between Heather
and Trish and Jackie,
you mean?

Yeah. Crew cut kid,
you gotta smile.

Jack, I'm a funny clown.
Okay, good.

Okay, good, good, good.
Right here.

Right here.
Get out of the way.

Beautiful.
(CLICKING)

Okay. Right here, guys.
Cute.

You know what?
Give me the 7200.
Okay.

This is good.
This is golden hour.
Hurry up.

Golden hour.
We only have
one hour left.

No, we don't.
That's an expression.

We got a couple of minutes.
Hurry up.

Right. No, duh.

Duh.

The camera,
| need the camera, too!

Right. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.

All right, hold on.
Stay right there, guys.
This is good.

All right.
We need to bounce now.

We need bounce. Come on.
The round thing?

Yeah, the round thing.
Okay, it's coming.

Here you go.
Give me the camera.

Okay, you want me
to take that?

Give me that.
Okay.

All right.
We need fill.
Fill, fill.

We need fill.
George, his name is George.

No, we...
Fill, put it there.

Okay.
Here it comes, you guys.

What are you...
| don't know how it...

Ow! Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

The sun's gone.
SARAH: Sorry.

I'm so sorry. (SIGHS)
HANK: Yeah.

Thank you, everybody.

Good job, everybody.

He prayed a few times
is that so terrible?

Hey, you're the one that said
they dragged you to church
your whole childhood

and now you don't even
believe in it.

Yeah, | don't
believe in church.

That's different
than believing in God.

Oh, so you believe in God?

Yeah.

It was a big comfort to me
when | was a kid.

And it wasn't
about God or church.

It was about community.
Yeah, | mean...

Yeah, it's a community
of people
with the same belief.

If you don't have that belief,
you're not gonna be
a part of that community.

And | don't want my son
to be a part of some club
that I'm not a member of.

| mean, maybe
that's selfish, but...

Maybe a little.

Well, maybe a little.
Mmm-hmm.

Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!

(BOTH GROANING)

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Here's the lord's soldier
right now.

JULIA:
His lizard is missing?

Yeah, his lizard is missing.
It happens all the time.

It probably just got out
of its cage and it's hiding in
a laundry basket or something.

| hate to be
bothering you with this.

You don't think
that Victor...

No, no, no.

It's just when they had
the play-date together,

Max said that, you know,
after he and Victor
were playing, it was missing.

| know
that he didn't take it.

Well, | Know how much
those lizards mean to Max.

Like | said,
it happens all the time.

It's just
the play-date together,
it's missing. It’s silly.

But... Look, I'm embarrassed
to even have called you, so...

No, no.
Kristina, it's fine.

| will ask Victor
if he knows anything

or if he saw it
and I'll let you know.

Okay. Thanks, Jules.

Hi. Can | help you?

Hi.
Yeah, I'm looking for Nick.

For Nick?

Yeah, I'm surprising him
with these muffins.

It's our
half-year anniversary.

Wow!

That's great.

I'm gonna take you
right to him.

Come with me.
Great.

So muffins, huh?
Yeah.

Wow, lucky guy.

Hey, Nick, look who | found.

Chelsea, hi!
Happy six-month anniversary!

Yay.
Oh, that's right.

What a nice surprise.

Mmm.
AMBER: Wow.

Hey, Amber.

Enjoy your muffins.

Would you run up
to the hardware store
and grab a plunger?

Look, I'll go in a minute.
Just...

What's the matter?

Uh-oh.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

What do you mean
what am | doing here?
We said 10:00, right?

You're fired.

What?

You're fired.
You're fired.

It wasn't obvious
you were fired
yesterday with...

How can | be fired?
It was one day.

| mean, look. Okay,
it wasn't perfect.

It was my first day.
| was nervous.
| might have, you know,

exaggerated slightly
how much experience
| have, but...

No, you have no experience.
No, | don't have none.

So, don't even say that.

No, no, no.
No, you have nothing.

Don't even... No, no, no.
No. Stop it.

Nada, okay? You lied.

| didn't lie completely.
Yeah, you blatantly lied.

Uh, no.

And you ruined my best shot.

Oh, no, what,
your golden hour?

You got a million shots
of that family
that were beautiful.

Here's what
I'm talking about.

See.
What?

You have no respect
for light.

| do have
respect for light.

It was one shot
out of, like,
300 gorgeous shots.

And | mean,
what did you expect,
you know,

with your elaborate
screening process?

Like, you didn't
even know
my first name.

Why didn't...
Why didn't you
fire me yesterday?

| needed somebody
to help me load the van.

Oh.

Just it's...

This is not the job for you,
so you're fired, all right?

Fine.

Can | at least
get my...day's pay?

Well, what do you think
you earned?

We explored
Our Spiritual side
back in the ‘60s.

Oh, oh, okay.
Yes.

Great. What did you...
What did you do?

Um, well, | lived
and worked on a commune.

Wow! | did not know that.

And, um, we were
Buddhists for a while.

We joined
the Buddhist temple.

You were a Buddhist?

What?
| can be Zen.

And there was that
tantric thing that we did.

Oh, yeah.

Mom, listen.
Here's what
I'm trying to get at.

You know, what did you...

What did you take away
from of all of
this experimentation?

Um, well, | think
we both realized that we were
more invested in this world

and that if God exists at all,
he's right here in our family.

You know,
in this house.

Okay. But, you know,
where do you think
we go when we die?

Or, you know,
what started life?

How do you answer
those questions?

| don't...
| don't know.

And even if | did,
how would that help you?

Isn't this something
that you have to
discover for yourself?

Hey, come on.
| mean, jeez,
we gave you baseball.

Hmm. Thank you for that.

But you know,
things happen.

So it's fine if, you know,
you happened to take it

and then forget to
put it back in the cage.

And it's not a big deal.

JOEL:
Yeah, not a problem.

We just need to know.
Yeah.

It's fine.

| didn't take
his stupid lizard.

Okay, good.

Well, that's all
we needed to know.

Great. Okay.

(SIGHS)

Victor, | also
just wanted to know

how it's going for you here,
overall.

It's fine.

Good. Well, you know,
if you need anything,

you know
that we're here for you.

Right?
Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Did you know that
thousands of family pets
are reported missing annually?

And metropolitan zoos
have seen arise

in theft attempts
of exotic animals.

Max, | don't want to talk
about your stolen lizard.

I'm gonna miss you, Max.

A lot, all the time.

I'm gonna miss
how you're really honest

and how you always say
exactly what you think
about things,

and how you always know
exactly how you feel
about things.

It's a really
rare quality.

I'm gonna miss it.
Okay.

| got you a present.

Did you?

Ooh, now
he's interested.

Yup!

(HADDIE GRUNTS)

It's a weighted blanket.
Oh, goodness.

| read about it
online.

Um, it's 25 pounds,

and apparently, a lot
of people with Asperger's
find them comforting.

So... You wanna try it?
Sure.

(CHUCKLES)

How's it feel?

Good.

Great.

All right, | will,
um, leave you alone.

| love you, Max.

Max, | said | love you.

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey.

Hey.

You waiting up
for Haddie again?

No.

No?
What are you doing?

I'm reading.
Mmm-hmm.

(SIGHS) I'm pathetic.

I'm pathetic.

| don't know why
I'm waiting up for her.

She's gonna come home,
she's gonna say
two words to me,

and she's gonna
go upstairs.

Why don't you
just come to bed, huh?

| just had the best week
planned for us, you know.

We were gonna do
so many fun things.

We were gonna go
shopping together,
and we'd hang out,

and we'd gossip, and...

Just didn't turn out
like that at all.

It was like she couldn't
fit me into her schedule,
So it's, like...

She went to see her friends.
You got her a good coat.

| like the coat.

A nice, warm coat.
It is a nice warm coat.

It's gonna be cold.

And the whole thing
at the Burger and Pie
incident.

That whole thing
was a fiasco.

Yup.
Who takes that off the menu?

| don't know.
It's a good burger.

It's a great burger.

| Know.

| don't understand it.

She's never gonna
live here again.

No.

No, she'll come home
for holidays.

You know what | mean.

Yeah.

You wanna get drunk?

Kill it.

Down the hatch.
Dump it down.

(JULIE SCREAMS)

Get off... Guacamole!

Hey, hey, hey.

Today is the big day, huh?

Amy comes back from camp.

Yeah, she actually
pushed back the return
three days, So...

She did?
Yeah.

Again?
Yeah.

Huh.
Did she say why?

No, it's kind of hard
to reach her out there.

|! mean, | don't know.

She seems kind of, like,
distant or something.

Well, grandson,
I'll tell you something.
Here's what | think.

I've seen the way
that girl looks at you!

She loves
to be around you!

You've got no worries there,
as far as | can see.

As you soon you start,
you know, bulking up,

putting on some weight,
you're gonna be...
(CHUCKLES)

Zeek's famous protein drink
is sure to bulk you up.

Drink up.

| tell you what,
| need 30 more reps from you
on the old bicep curls, huh?

Atta boy.

I'm tired of waking up
and feeling so lonely

| guess | should've listened
when you sat down and told me

So give me one more day

Give me one more night

Today's our day

Let's forget about
everyone else

And everything else

Can you believe
what a prick this guy is?

Yeah, he's the worst.

Comes in here
and seduces Amber.

It turns out he's got
a serious girlfriend.

Acts like nothing happened.
Real Casanova, right?

Right.

| mean,
who pulls crap like that?

Musicians.
Yeah, musicians.

Even ones you wouldn't think,
like Kenny G and stuff.

You know what?
| don't want him
recording here anymore.

What?
| want him out.

You're serious?
Yeah, I'm serious.

You want them out?

|! knew | shouldn't have
told you about Amber.

She's 20 years old.
She's an adult.

You can't get involved
like this.

So what?
So, what, are we gonna
just sit back

and let somebody
take advantage of her

without doing anything
about it?

| don't think so.
Yes.

You know what? That's it.
Hey, guys, excuse me.

| want you...
He's a paying customer.

...to pack it up
and get out.

What?
We're done here.

We are done.
You're overreacting.

You Know what...
We're done.

You're not touching
that thing anymore.

Listen, what are you...
Hey.

Adam!
Guys, I'm serious.

Unplug it and get out.
Why, man?

We don't want you here.
Oh, my God.

Okay? Everybody, out.

Adam!
You know what you did.

CROSBY:
You don't have to
listen to him.

How is she gonna learn
a lesson
if you throw him out?

You don't have
a daughter, all right?

Hey, Mark.

Hi.

You know, Sarah's not here.

| Know. | actually...
| was wondering
if | could talk to you.

Oh. What's up?

Well, Camille...

Sarah and | are engaged,
as you know,

and I... | think |

should be
in the family portrait
with you guys.

Oh, Mark,
you're So sweet.

And we all think
you're wonderful,
we really do.

It's just that, you know,

sometimes life
doesn't work out
the way we expect it to.

‘Cause | know that | don't
have a ring yet, or...

It's not about the ring.

Well, and | know
that we haven't set a...

Um, hey, Zeek.
Hey, Mark.

| Know we haven't
set a wedding date yet,

but Drew is
graduating this year

and we didn't want to
rush into it
until before that.

Well, right.
But it is going to happen.

Hello.
Hi.

You know,
I'm not going anywhere.

I'm in love with her.

And | respect
family policy,

but lam a part
of your family.

And I'm proud to be
a part of your family.

| guess | want you
to be proud of it, too.

Max, what are you doing?
Max, are you serious?

Max! Max!

Do not touch my stuff.

I'm looking for Guacamole.
Stop!

| have to
pack this up again.

This is my stuff.
Hey, hey.
What's going on in here?

I'm trying to find
all the possible...

Max is looking
for his stupid lizard.

Look at my room.

He lost his lizard, okay.
This can be repacked.
Just... I'll talk to him.

Oh, great. I'm sure that
that's really gonna help.

Don't, it's fine.
Hey, Haddie,
just take a breath.

I'm packing up.
No, it's fine.

Lose the attitude, okay?

You're overreacting.
Don't... Stop. Stop. Stop!

I'll clean it
when | get back.

Well, where exactly
do you think
you're going?

Look, your grandparents
are throwing a going-away
party for you, okay?

Get back here.

This entire party
is for you, okay?

You've known
about it all week.

You don't just waltz in
whenever you want.

This party
is not for me.

None of this week
has been for me.

| need to get out
and have a second of space.

Take a breath.
We'll repack
all this together, okay?

Fine, don't come at all.
Don't show up at all.

Come on, honey. Honey.
Great, | won't!

And by the way,
| had my bonding time
with Max

and it went really great,
and we're closer than ever,
and he's totally normal.

(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)

Hi.
Hi.

I'm saying hi, you know,
so it's not too awkward.

Um, might be
a little late for that.

Can | just get
a little bit more,
just right on top here.

My hair is fine.

Well...

(CLEARING THROAT)

Boys.
Yeah.

Here, I'll take
this out for you.

KRISTINA:
She better show up.

She better show
after we made
all these cupcakes.

This party is for her,
and everybody came...

Hey, how did you
handle the God topic
with Amber and Drew?

Which God topic?

Well, we were raised
in a spiritual vacuum,

so what did you pass on
to your kids?

Oh, Crosby,
come on, let it go. Man!

Hey.
CYR: Hey.

How did you get in?

| Knocked and | rang,
but | didn't think...

JOEL: What is this?

Are you kidding me?
What?

KRISTINA: | had to wait
eight years to get
in the family picture.

Yeah, | had to marry
his ass to get in.

She made us wait
until our three-year
anniversary.

He found a loophole!
This is unacceptable.

JASMINE: You guys
exaggerate so bad.

Who's that guy?

Aunt Sarah's fiance.

Huh.

What is he, six?

He is 29.

JASMINE: Yeah,
that's a little dark, Mark.

You're a little weird.

Yep.
| like you.

| don't Know
if | like you yet.

(CHUCKLES)

(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

Hey, can | talk to you
for a sec, outside?

Uh, yeah.
Okay.

CAMILLE:
| don't mind blue.

A rich, full blue.
But his is...

A Navy blue.

Yeah. Sorry.
| just...

What's up? Go ahead.
Uh...

Um, did you tell the band
that they couldn't record
at the studio anymore?

Yeah.

Look, | didn't think
that Nick behaved
in an honorable fashion, okay?

Okay, sergeant.
| appreciate it.

But we are at
a recording studio.

Yep!
It's rock and roll.

| understand it...
Listen, Amber,
it was my decision,

and I'm not gonna stand by
and let somebody
take advantage of you.

Okay?
Okay.

Uh, that's noble,
but | wasn't being
taken advantage of.

| was a willing participant,
very willing, okay.

And I'm sorry,
but you can't jump into
something like that.

That guy was a jerk!

Regardless if whether
he was a jerk, I'm fine.

And you
threw away good business
for no reason...

It's not about business.
Because I'm totally fine.

Well, it should be.

It's gotta be, because
I'm your employee now.

And you have to
start treating me
as an adult, because | am.

(SIGHS)

I'm sorry.

| really am.
| can see how that would...

| just... | feel protective.
| don't want
to see you get hurt.

You understand that?

Uncle Adam...

| understand.

| really do.

But can you please
do your best to treat me
like anormal employee?

| will try. | am sorry
if | embarrassed you.

It's okay.

Well, I'm glad
you called this meeting.

Me too.
Thank you, sir.

| will see you at work.
| will see you there.

All right, show up on time.
(LAUGHS)

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey.

What are you doing?

It's too loud in there.

Yeah, they're crazy.

A little bit.

They're kind of
irreplaceable, though.

CAMILLE: Ooh, baby.
Hil

(ALL CHEERING)

That's my girl.

Hey, Haddie.

| got her, guys.
| got her.

(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

HADDIE: Get in here.
She's really late.

AMBER: That's my girl.

ZEEK: Okay, everybody,
let's get together
and get this photo now.

Honey.
Hmm?

That's our baby.

ZEEK: This guy
charges by the hour
for Pete's sake. Let's go!

It's a good time
right now, guys, okay?

Okay.
Perfect.

Pretend you're smiling.
Let's go right now.

JOEL: We are ready.
KRISTINA: Okay.

ADAM: Maxie is good in here?

ADAM: Scoot in here
behind the grandparents.

Okay.
Let's go right here, guys.

Guys, right here.
Why don't we do this?

All right,
pretend you like each other.

SARAH: That's good.
HANK: Hmm.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Yeah, you're quite a crew.

Yeah.

| can't believe
you got everybody.

See, that kid
will never look
at the damn lens.

Yeah.
Hm.

You did pretty good.
That's Max.

He has Asperger's.

Oh, yeah? Hmm.

| Knew something was up.

Good kid.

Yeah.

Well, thank you.

God, these are great.
| could look at them
all day,

but | should get
these to the family.

If anyone can possibly
agree on one, we'll...

Yeah, let me know.
We'll let you know.

Yeah. Thank you.
They're really,
really, great.

And | appreciate it.

All right.
So, thank you.

And you can tell your mom,

you know,
if it doesn't work out
between you and Junior,

| could just
Photoshop him out.

Small minimal cost.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

I'm sure
she'll be very happy
to hear that.

That's all right.
Mmm-hmm.

He's a good guy, right?
Where did you meet him?

Is he a Make-a-Wish kid?
That's good.

That's funny.
Was he trick or treating?

Enjoy yourself.

There's a lot
of material there.

Good-bye.

Anyway, look,
| was gonna call you.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Um...

Turns out
the people at the shoot,
they liked you.

They, um, made
a big stink about it.

So, it turns out
you're good at the schmooze.

And | hate
talking to clients.
Truly, | hate it.

| get a little sick
in my stomach sometimes.

Yeah, so that's why
| was gonna call you.

You're not as awful
as | originally thought.

I'm sorry, is this

some sort of
twisted job offer?

You've gotta learn
about photography, too.

Yukking it up with clients,
you smile...
"Hey, give me a hug."

That's not gonna cut it,
| can assure you that.

I... | will learn.

Well, I'll call you...then.

See how it goes.

All right, go.
Get the hell out of here.

Thank you s...
Thank you.

All right.

Hey. (CHUCKLES)

You're back.
Yeah.

| can't believe it.
I'm back.

Oh, my God.
| missed you so much.

| missed you, too.

| can't believe you're back.
Do you wanna
go inside or something?

Sure.

Mmm!

Shooting star.
Did you see it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, man.
Did you make a wish?

Yeah.

All right,
well, don't tell me
what it was.

Hey, when | saw you
praying the other day.

What were you
praying about?

Different things.

Different things.
What kind of things?

Like, I tell him that

to watch over my family,

for us all to be happy
and stay together
as a family.

Ooh, that's nice.
That's nice.

And a motorcycle
and an Xbox.

A motor...
You can't drive
a motorcycle.

When | get older.
Oh, when you get older.

All right,
those are good things.

Well, | Know
grandma told you
what she believes in,

about God and religion.

And | thought maybe
| should tell you
what | believe.

Do you wanna hear it?
Okay, Daddy.

Well, | believe in you.

You're my number one guy.
Okay?

And | believe in your mom
and all of our family.

My mom and dad
and my brothers and sisters.

And, um,

sometimes,

like on a night
like tonight,

when I'm sitting
under the stars
with my son,

eating delicious cookies,
| think

I'm pretty blessed.

I'm blessed by something,
you know.

Me, too, Daddy.

Mmm, what's that thing
that's moving?

Is that another
shooting star?

That's an airplane.

Oh!
Mmm-hmm.

(SIGHS)

| just need him to feel
like we believe in him.

(SIGHS)

It's been
five months, Julia.

You can't keep
walking on eggshells
around this boy.

Everything I've read
says that, right now,

our job is to
make him feel loved,

trusted, and like
he's part of this family.

Yeah, and the way you do that
is treat him like family.

Not confronting him
about this is like...

Is treating him
like a guest.

God.

Joel...

What?

| feel like I'm waiting
to fall in love with our son.

(WOMAN ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY
OVER P.A.)

Okay.

Um, you have everything?
Your boarding pass, your ID?

Yeah. Yep!

You got enough cash?
Yeah.

You know what?
Just in case.

Yeah, give her an extra 20.
Cab fare or something.

| packed you a snack
in your bag for the flight.

Just take all of it.
Okay.

All right.

Okay.
All right.

| love you.
Just call us
when you land.

Okay. Bye.

I'm gonna miss you.

Okay.
All right.

Okay.
See you all.

Hi.