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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) I'm going to go and scout Artifact Site
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C over here.
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I'll see you later.
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Well, I think we are going to hit
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the jackpot.
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Hey, did you find something last night?
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Maybe.
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Well?
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Well, I ain't going to tell you if
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I did.
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If you had found it, I bet you
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would.
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Why do you think that?
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Because you know I'd give you an A
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-plus in a second.
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You're going to give the both of us
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an A-plus anyway.
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Why's that?
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Because we're your favorite and best students.
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Oh, really?
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Why else would you send us out to
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the remote site?
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You know we're the smartest.
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Maybe I wanted to get rid of you.
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Hey, that's not nice.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
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I think we're hot on the trail already.
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Why?
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What did you find yesterday?
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Let's just say I have a hunch.
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Well, I don't think they went to Borneo
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to find artifacts.
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Let's just say they like the outdoors.
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I'm going to call them over the satellite
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phone.
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Over and out.
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Base Camp A to Base Camp B, over.
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Base Camp A to Base Camp B, over.
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Lisa, stop fucking around.
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I need to talk to you about a
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pot we found.
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Lisa, if you're teasing Rich with that loincloth
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again, I'm going to be really pissed.
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Alright, I'm going to assume that you can
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hear me.
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We've deciphered the painting on the pot, and
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we think we've got the correct site for
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the prehistoric dildo.
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Over.
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They are so blowing it.
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If we find that stone dildo first, we
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get the A and the $10,000 research
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prize.
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Alright, screw them.
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Any luck?
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Nah, they're probably just screwing around again.
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Well, then we should call Team Borneo and
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tell them to come home.
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We don't have the artifact yet.
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We will.
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Base Camp A to Team Borneo, over.
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Base Camp A to Team Borneo, over.
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Look, I know you guys are all superstars
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since you proved contact between the islands and
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the Americas, but we're hot on the trail
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of the dildo.
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We recommend returning to the U.S., over.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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The Ute Indians lived in shelters like here.
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Near the petroglyphs?
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Near the mummies?
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Mummies?
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In the desert?
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That's what he said.
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The Ute Indians didn't practice mummification.
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Well, it would have been a burial site.
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Well, then it must predate the Utes.
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Anasazi.
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So far north?
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Shouldn't be.
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Well, if not Anasazi, then who?
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Well, I think we just found a big
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clue.
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We haven't found anything yet.
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How do these erotic stimulations make you feel?
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I'm interested in its origin.
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It's Shoshone because of its pigment.
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Its pigment has the DNA to match that
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of the Ocotillo in the Amagosa Valley.
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Who did the sampling?
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I did.
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But this hasn't been published.
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Who would believe?
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If you have proof.
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Proof?
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Individuals touch the skin of the fetish and
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are immediately stimulated to fuck each other or
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fuck themselves.
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How do you think this would be received,
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Ana?
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There could be tests.
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Would you volunteer?
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I'll tell you what.
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You come to my house and we'll do
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our own little tests.
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I have no intention of fucking you, Dr.
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Marcus.
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You see?
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There you have it.
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I can't do it.
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Where does your neurosis stem from?
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That is none of your business.
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Did your father touch you, Ana?
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No.
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Was it a boyfriend?
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Were you raped?
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This conversation will end.
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No.
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Don't kill our connection.
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Why are you so over sex, Doctor?
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Because more people should be.
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And that's why they left these fetishes.
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Sex, not war.
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Perhaps maybe there is hope for you, Ana.
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Is that all there is?
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How have your orgasms been, Ana?
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I don't think that's any...
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Do you know your G-spot?
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Do you know how your fluids work?
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Did you know that there are over 8
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,000 nerve endings in your clitoris?
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Marcus!
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Before you had your little fantasy, before that
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moment, Ana, when was the last time you
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masturbated?
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Was it last week?
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Last month?
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Has it been a year?
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Do you masturbate?
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Ever?
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No.
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And you don't have physical contact, as you
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say.
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So how could you know?
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How could you possibly know the power of
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the fetish?
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You see, the five elements are all here,
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as trained by the Master.
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The five elements?
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Yes.
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Through these five elements, a woman can experience
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the ultimate pleasure.
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Pleasure.
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First are the two fundamentals.
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Fundamentals.
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The first, a practitioner must develop an ability
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to feel every part of the body.
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Every little part.
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The second of the fundamentals is the movement
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of the kinta, or life force.
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What's the second part?
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The second element is knowing how to circulate
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the kinta over the body.
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Over the body.
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That sounds good.
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The third element is harmonizing the emotions.
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Right.
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Harmonizing.
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The fourth element is proper nutrition for prolonged
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sexual play.
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Nutrition.
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Sensual meals with aphrodisiacs to titillate the senses.
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Mmm, titillating.
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Oh no, not titillating.
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And the final element is the most exciting.
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More exciting?
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How to align the physical structure to the
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most perfect sexual position to obtain the ultimate
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climax.
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Ultimate?
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This is a very wonderful day.
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Yeah, yeah, this is a pretty good day.
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Honey?
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Yes, buttercup?
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Why don't you run home and go get
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that digital camera so we can take some
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photos?
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The camera?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe I forgot the camera.
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Heavens, I forgot the camera.
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I'll be back shortly.
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Bill, if you could, please entertain Lisa while
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I go get the camera.
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Thank you.
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Take your time, honey.
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Sure.
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So you heard him.
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You can entertain me.
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♪ Ah, ah.
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Mm.
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Ah, ah.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Mm.
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Ah.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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It's open.
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I said it's open.
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What are you deaf?
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I said it's open.
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What the hell is going on?
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I was just returning your GPS.
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I'm sorry.
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Come in.
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Come in.
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