All language subtitles for Assisted Living s04e18 Super Senior.eng

So what did you decide, Philip?

Are you going to watch the basketball
game or are you going to watch that new

movie that'd be ten times better if they
had cast me to star in it instead of

that young floozy with an empty hat and
full brassiere?

Wow. Well, if I go to the game, then
I'll probably see spoilers about the

Then it's ruined. But if I go to the
movie, like, what if the game goes into

triple overtime and it's game of the
year?

So basically, whatever I decide, I'll
regret.

Philip, whatever feelings of regret you
have about the choice you make tonight,

trust me, by the time you get my age, it
won't even make your list of top 100

regrets.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What's your biggest regret?

Oh, that's easy, moving into this dump.

Whoa, shots fired.

I'm kidding, dear.

This place has grown on me, kind of like
that itchy bump that Ricardo gave me.

Oh, you know what? That's really my
biggest regret.

Sleeping with Ricardo.

Oh, WTMI.

Way too much information.

And now that we're sharing, Philip, what
is your biggest regret?

My biggest regret? It's asking what
yours was.

You know what?

Scratch all that Ricardo thing.

Lord knows I did a lot.

My biggest regret is actually not
getting my college diploma.

Probably too much than flunked out.

No, to the contrary. I made the dean's
list all four years.

Now what happened?

Hollywood happened.

I was just two weeks away from finishing
my final class, and I got a call from

my agent about this big audition.

So I packed my suitcases, hitchhiked
west, and the rest is history.

Well, I wouldn't say that's a regret.

I mean, people go to college to learn
how to make money while you are making

more money than all your professors
combined.

Perhaps. But my dear mother was so
disappointed.

I mean, she had high hopes that I would
be the first person in our family to

graduate from college.

And she never forgave me.

I mean, it's not too late to go back.

Oh, darling, I love to, but I'm afraid
my time machine is on the fritz.

No, I mean, go to a local community
college and transfer the unit.

That's, oh no, it's been too long.

A diploma is a diploma, and nowhere on
it does it say how long it took you to

get it.

That's true.

There's already a name for people that
take extra time to graduate.

They're called super seniors.

You know what, Philip?

You can call me a super senior citizen
because Anastasia

Devereaux is going back to college.

No matter what you do, I love you. No
matter where you go, I'm behind you for

sure. Always remember, yeah.

We'll make it if we stay together.

Welcome, everyone, to the first annual
Walkathon for Charity Challenge.

I just want to thank you guys for your
kindness and generosity and volunteering

your time and efforts on today.

Okay, wait a minute. And look, I want to
let y 'all know there's going to be no

half -stepping. Because Pledgeable Years
assists a living facility across the

street. They challenge us.

Now, the first facility to walk the most
miles?

When? And we got to beat them bums.

And by bums, you mean those people that
have a jacuzzi in every bathtub.

If you want bubbles in your water, make
your own jacuzzi.

All right, gentlemen, everyone will be
wearing these fitness trackers.

These will send every motion that you
take and also send every

step that you walk to the Walkathon app.
Okay, now, before we get to that, this

is very important.

I'm going to have to teach y 'all how to
walk right.

What rubbish?

I've been walking since I was a baby.

And you've been walking wrong.

I'm gonna show y 'all if we gonna learn
how to do this you got to learn how to

walk right now watch and learn how to
walk walk

See that? Mr. Brown, you look like you
want to make pee pee.

I'm not walking like that. Hard pass for
me, Mr. Brown.

Hard pass. Y 'all don't worry about Mr.
Brown.

You don't have to walk any special way.

Mr. Brown, why don't you say something
like that? Look, no pressure, guys.

All you have to do here in this
neighborhood, all of this is just for

okay? For charity. And bragging rights.

Because we're going to win these these
fellas that got to learn how to walk

fast. Oh, what do you mean these fellas?

What about you?

I ain't walking nowhere. Why not?

Because if I'm walking, who's going to
be on the sideline yelling encouraging

words to y 'all? Walk, walk.

No, uh -uh. Who's going to be doing
this?

Are y 'all going to yell them to each
other? No, because you're going to be

tired. Of course, where's the chair than
the umbrella? I got to go get under

this.

Oh, look, look, look at this useless
mom.

Ain't nobody useless.

Walk it like I taught you. Walk it.

Walk. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out.

I'm tightening your butt.

These are my volunteers.

Stop walking so hard. You're going to
tear up our floor.

You're messing up everything, Mr. Brown.
What were you walking? No, I don't.

You need to walk, too. You need to walk,
too.

Curl. What?

I was looking under your bed. What about
under my bed? You had snacks.

You need to walk, too. Come on.

Mr. Brown, that is...

Oh, Miss Anastasia, how was your first
day of school?

It was absolutely, positively the worst
day of my

entire life.

What happened?

I got totally lost on campus, and then I
couldn't find my class.

They didn't give you a map?

Not one that I can use.

Instead of a normal map that's printed
out on paper that works, they gave me

some stupid digital thing that I had to
download or somehow access online.

Hey, so you've never even made it to
your class?

Well, actually I did.

Because when this damsel finds himself
in a stressful situation, I rely on

something that can get me out of any
situation.

Right, your brain power.

No, silly.

My feminine.

Wow.

So, I just hike up my dress and show a
little calf

like this.

And then I put my hand to my forehead
like this. And I did a little proud face

like this.

And, uh,

and that worked?

It didn't work.

Three Husky sophomores offered to show
me to my class in under 10 seconds.

You know, the next time you're in a jam,
you have to try it.

Somehow, I don't think that'll work for
me.

But once you got to class, everything
was good, right?

I was even more lost.

The syllabus, all the assignments, the
homework, and even the textbooks are all

online. Oh.

Well, maybe you should go to your
professor's office hours. They are all

too. And to speak to her, you have to
schedule a video chat.

Wow. Well, do you know how to, like, use
the e -mail?

Of course I have e -mail.

I just don't remember my password.

That's not a big problem.

No, it isn't.

Because, you know, I don't need e -mail.

I don't need a digital map. I don't need
an online textbook.

I don't need anything related to that
class for that matter because I quit.

Wait, wait, wait.

You should have seen me sitting there
while all those young whippersnappers

learning and answering the professor's
questions, and I sat there completely

lost like Boo Boo the Fool.

But you're not a fool. Far from me. I
have a new biggest life to regret now.

that it was a good idea to go back to
college. I'm done, Phillip.

I'm so excited.

This is so good.

Oh, my goodness.

This is so good.

I just went to the store and get some
waters, you know.

I had to make sure y 'all stay hydrated.
It's so important since y 'all doing

all this walking.

Oh, yeah, I'm not thirsty.

But that was very thoughtful of you,
Miss Coyle. Well, it's the least. that I

can do. You know, I've been tracking you
guys on the Walkathon app, and you guys

have been doing, oh, you're killing it
out there.

You know, I'm so proud of y 'all putting
in all this effort. It's all good.

Oh,

yes, you know, Outlet Walker, y 'all do.

I don't know what to say.

Well, what are you doing on the inside?
You have to use the restroom?

No.

Yes. The restroom.

That's a good idea.

I have to use the restroom. Okay.

Oh, hello, Cora.

Oh.

Hey, Mr.

Reginald. Um,

did you forget about the walk -a -thon
outside?

It's going on out there? No, I did not.

So, what are you doing on the couch?

Sitting. Or to try it sometime.

Well, um, you know, I've been tracking
you guys on the, uh, the walk -a -thon

app, and, you know,

it's saying... that you are moving, but
my eyes clearly see that you're sitting

on the sofa.

Well,

you might want to talk about that with
the IT department.

IT department?

Look,

let me show you what I did.

So right here, whenever the fan goes
back and forth, it counters a step,

Can you believe that?

Look,

this is the breeze of victory.

No, that's the breeze of cheating.

You know what, Mr. Brent? I cannot
believe you.

What are you doing?

I'm stopping this foolishness that
you've done, and I'm going on the walk

-thon app. and I'm going to cancel all
those ill -gotten miles that y 'all

didn't walk.

Cora, what have I ever done to you?

You raised me right. That's what you've
done, Mr. Brown.

I cannot believe you.

How could you cheat on the walk -a -thon
charity, Mr. Brown?

And all the people at the church who
donated and sponsored us, and you're

to do stuff like this. God don't like
ugly.

God don't like ugly. God don't like
ugly, Mr. Brown.

Since the living facility always beating
the brakes off of us, I've got to win.

Well, if you're going to do something,
do it the right way.

Cora, I would do it the right way if my
walkers wasn't so lazy.

We didn't get a half block down the
street before if he said, it's too hot

hear. I said, why is it too hot? You
from Africa.

It don't get no hotter than that.

And then Reggie, he talking about the
sweat keep coming down my eyes.

It's getting in my eyes. Wipe your eyes.
Wipe your eyes. That's all you got to

do. Mr. Brown, let me... If your front
door was squeaking, what would you do?

I'd use the back door, Cora.

Mr. Bray, you would grease the hinges.

Okay, Cora, you talking about grease the
hinges. We should be talking about

walking thorns.

Mr. Bray, when you were talking about
all the complaining and fussing that

was doing, come up with a remedy.

Come up with a remedy.

You mean to come up with something where
they won't complain?

Yeah. Oh, okay, well.

Mr. Brand, look, any true soldier will
go into battle with his soldiers.

So you want me to walk?

Yes, that's what I want you to do.
That's what you should do.

All right. You shouldn't be doing no
walking. Do you know how hot it is out

there?

I can't get no blacker. My next stage is
blue, Cora. I can't do that. Mr. Brand,

you can walk with me. I'm sweating in
your eyes. What kind of example is that?

A good example. I'm the smart one. I
don't want to get much to call me.

And it took me a lot of effort to go up
in there and get them fans and come back

there and plug all it up. And you're
just ungrateful.

Hey, Ms. Anastasia.

I was hoping I could talk to you for a
sec.

Phillip, I appreciate your concern.

But I had a wonderful life in Hollywood,
and I wouldn't trade it in for

anything, not even a college degree.

So I'm perfectly content with that one.

Oh, no, sorry.

I wasn't coming to try to convince you
to go back to school.

I actually want to ask you for a favor.

What is it?

Can you teach me how to use something?

Sure.

I found this in a cupboard upstairs, and
it looks pretty cool, but I don't

really know what it is.

Oh, I haven't seen one of these in
years.

This is cross -stitch.

I mean, you can make a beautiful
embroidery with the needle and thread.

Cross -stitch used to be all the rage.

So you can show me how to use it? Yeah,
come. Come sit.

First, you have to thread the needle.
Now, that's probably something you've

never done before.

But it gets easy once you get the hang
of it.

Do you think I'm dumb because I don't
know how to use it?

Evans, no.

You didn't grow up doing this sort of
thing, so how could you possibly know

Exactly.

Exactly what?

That's exactly how technology is.

I mean, me and college students today,
we grew up with online maps and

everything being online, but you didn't.
So you shouldn't feel embarrassed or

dumb or whatever just because you don't
know how to do something.

See, I don't know what this is about.

I don't know how to use this, and now I
think I need scissors.

You're perfectly fine.

You're quite clever, aren't you?

That's right.

So if I show you how to do this, you'll
coach me up on my computer skills.

Actually, I'm not really interested in
cross -disciplinary.

What?

So you tricked me into going back to
school by Philip.

What?

Oh. Okay, I'm looking.

Oh, my goodness. Come here.

Take a deep breath.

Close one eye.

And then you're going to gently poke it
through.

Here, you try.

Okay, fine.

You little trickster, you.

All right, guys, you're looking great.
Come on, guys. Come on, me idiot.

It's too hot to be awesome.

It ain't too hot.

That's why we walking inside. Because of
you.

Within the air conditioning.

Oh, I got to stop. The sweat is dripping
in my eyes.

Sweat dripping in your eyes. That's why
I got you the headband. It's soaking it

up like a bitch.

Come on, guys. Come on. Come on.

Move. Move.

Keep it going. Keep it going.

Come on.

Cory, we got it. How we doing? How we
doing? Cory, how we doing? Okay.

All right.

According to the walk -a -thon amp, you
guys have walked 15 miles.

I'm out.

You can't quit.

I can and I did.

I'm too tired. I'm too old.

And you quitting too?

Mr. Brown, everything has an end.

Except for sausage, which technically
has two.

You know what? I can do this myself.
I'll finish it myself. Come on, Mr.

Come on, you can do it.

Look at him go. It looks like he's
trying to catch something. The only

he's going to catch is a hot attack.

Come on, Mr. Brown.

That's five, four, three, two, one.

Oh, that's a wrap, Mr.

Brown. That's a wrap.

Oh, my God. That is so good.

It's so good. Or did we win?

You used to be proud of yourself.

All right. Look at you.

Yes. I can't feel my land.

Oh, that's all right, Mr. Brown.

It's for a good cause. Did we win?

Yes, y 'all won. Mr. Ray, you won.
Hallelujah.

Did we beat them across the street?

That don't matter, Mr. Brown. Yes, it
do.

Look, you have raised a whole lot of
money for charity.

Oh, this is wonderful.

You know what?

Come on, God. Come on. Come on. I got
refreshments for you over here. Come on,

let's celebrate.

All right.

What is it? I can't move.

What? I'm pushing up. You couldn't put
a... I'm pushing up. Let me get you a

walk. You didn't even go. You got to
hydrate. I think I'm catching a

horse. Okay, hold on. Let me get you
some walk. My asthma.

You got it.

What? What?

What? What? What?

What?

So you're going to put me on with that
class you know what I'm talking about,

right? Oh, Phillip, you're such a
player.

Phillip!

Out of all the red carpet gowns,
fantastical movie costumes, and

countless wedding gowns, this is the
best

outfit I've ever worn.

Congratulations, Miss Anastasia.

I mean, you finished college and got
your degree.

I know my mother is smiling down on me
after all this time.

I did it, Mom.

Yeah, I bet she's super proud. I mean,
my mom's proud of me when I clean my

rooms.

Thank you for your help and for
reminding me of a very valuable lesson.

It's never too late to follow your
dreams.

Oh, look who's popular.

Oh, my.

Oh, speaking of which.

I just got a call from some nice college
boys that have invited me to a post

-graduation party.

So I am going to be chasing my dreams
around.

I'm the college graduate now,

Phyllis. I'm a puppy boy.

You can't bring a plus one?

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