All language subtitles for Assisted Living s04e17 Big Thanks Little Thanks.eng

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Happy Thanksgiving, baby.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Woo -hoo.

Who deflated your turkey?

Oh, this is the first Thanksgiving. We
won't have Sandra at home. She's doing a

Friendsgiving up at school.

Yeah, baby girl growing up.

I know. I just didn't think it would
happen so fast.

Well, I see you about to throw down
here. You know Thanksgiving is my

holiday of the year. Mm -hmm, because
you like my famous turkey.

Hey, your turkey's all right.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday
because this is the only day of the year

where I get to watch football and not
get bugged all day.

Oh, baby.

You know that my turkey recipe is the
business.

It has been passed down from generation
to generation.

I thought our family tradition was to
get together, argue about what go in

grits, salt or sugar.

Then we all get the itis, pass out on
the couch and don't move for four or

days.

Oh, hey, Miss Anastasia, what you got
there?

An official invitation to the Foxy for
reunion.

Oh, I love the Foxy 4.

I love that movie. Foxy 4 was my jam
back in the day, man.

Y 'all was the funkiest group of
superheroes ever. What did you like

action -packed spots or the special
effects? Oh, definitely the special

Because you know, around that time,
that's when I started going through

Man, y 'all came through with them tight
leotards, hugging them curves. Man, my

special effects is about to, you know
what I'm talking about.

We get it, Jeremy. You like the movie.

Mr. Patricia, when is the reunion?

Who cares?

I wouldn't be caught dead at a shot
before reunion.

Damn, whoa.

Hello.

What got into her?

Hey, look who's here. Hey, Mom and Dad.

Hey, baby.

What are you doing here? You said you
weren't going to be able to come

in. I wanted to surprise you.

Do you believe the universe exists where
I miss out on your famous turkey?

I'm not cooking turkey this year.

You're not?

Mm -mm.

You are.

Good one, Mom.

I mean, actually, I've been thinking,
you know, since you've been off at

that, um, you're practically grown.

And,

I mean, one day soon you're going to
have a family of your own.

Hmm? Hmm.

That ain't going to be no time soon.
That's going to be a long, long time

now when I'm up and have them playing
Bones with Biggie and Tupac.

Sandra,

it is time I pass the Thanksgiving
turkey

torch to you.

and belong to your great -great
-grandmother.

She made sure to pass it on from
generation to generation, and now I'm

it on to you.

Wait, has this been washed?

Of course it has.

I think.

I know you've been watching me throw
down in the kitchen for years, and you

really don't need a refresher cord.

Sandra.

Oh, sorry, what was that?

Come on, girl. I'm just going to walk
you through the process, okay?

First step, you got to pull out all the
giblets and all the other stuff in

there. Just stick your hand in there and
pull it out.

Uh -uh.

I'm not putting my hand in there.

What part of the turkey is that its
butt?

Now who's the drama queen?

Girl, it's not even that serious.

Okay, the next step is you clean it. You
clean it real good, and then you get

some butter and seasoning and rub it
down.

And then you put all the dressing in
there.

Dressing? What kind, ranch?

Then you tie it up, baby.

You're going to put it in the oven like
325 for give or take three hours.

Mom, please stop. This is too much.

I know. I get it. Okay.

You do?

Yes. Good. I'm sorry.

All right. You do not need your mom
micromanaging you in the kitchen.

You've been watching me do this every
year. You got this. I am going to get

of here. No, no, no, Mom. Look, I really
don't think that this is a good idea.

I know.

I get it. I know how special it is.

Go ahead. Open it.

Oh.

Wow, Mom. You shouldn't have.

No, for real. You really shouldn't have.

Oh, my goodness. I embroidered it myself
years ago.

Do you know how to embroider?

Yeah, girl.

Well, I taught myself on the Internet.
You know I'd be on the tube.

I mean, but it was for this special
moment right here.

I knew that I would be passing the
family tradition on my daughter.

Mom, really?

Nope. Here's the recipe.

But I know you got this. Like I said,
you've been cooking every year. So I am

going to get out of your way so you can
get to it. You're leaving me?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Another tradition is the daughter gets
to fly solo on her first mission.

But cooking is in your jeans, baby.

You got this, okay?

No, no, no, Mom.

Mom, look, I really don't think you want
me. This is going to be so good. You

don't want me to cook the turkey.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Carl, Jeremy said that Anastasia don't
even want to go to the Foxy for a

reunion. Really?

Yeah. That movie was good.

That was a hood classic. I like that
movie. I remember it.

Oh, Anastasia, you know you was my
favorite on that movie.

You was my favorite on the superhero
team because I liked the way I was

You like some lava lamps, Lucy, with my
magic lava lamp that could shoot hot

lava at the bad guys. Yeah. I'm so glad
that was your favorite.

No, actually, you wasn't. Uh -uh.

Afro Annie. Now, that was my favorite.
She had an afro that was bulletproof,

she would black people with the bullets.

Oh,

man, just be ricocheting off her afro.

Yes, Annette, the actress who portrayed
her with such a nice woman. Oh, no, no,

the other one. Remember the girl, DJ
Diana?

DJ Diana, she would throw records at
people and cut their arms off.

I liked her.

Diana, the actress who portrayed her,
was such a nice woman.

with the finest one of all, Disco Finger
Francine.

Disco Finger, she was coming there with
that big old hip, and she just knocked

her, she's the first one I know to have
one of them big old, you know.

You know, Francine, the woman who could
trade her was such a colossal bitch.

I'm sorry, I never use bad words, but
sometimes a bad word is the only type

fits.

Oh, so that's why you didn't want to go
to the reunion.

I never would have guessed y 'all didn't
get along. Because y 'all chemistry was

so good in the movie. Yeah, it was. But
as soon as the director said touch, we

couldn't stand one another.

Well, she must have did something real
nasty to you.

She did something unforgivable.

She stole my boyfriend.

What? You mean somebody stole a man from
Anastasia Debra?

Girl, that's like stealing a mouth from
a plane.

Well, in my defense, I was a bit
distracted. I had six other boyfriends

time. But it was the principal.

Wait a minute.

You mean to tell me y 'all was in high
school doing our list?

No. Well, how was you going with the
principal? Now, that was illegal.

The point is, I don't want to be in the
same room with Francine ever again.

Miss Anastasia, now, how long has it
been since you saw her? Oh, my, at least

years. What?

Now, I'm sure she's changed by now. Lord
knows I have.

But to be honest with you, I was glad
she stole my man. He was the worst lover

ever had.

Well, save the details.

I thought he was a map with peaks and
valleys and his GPS didn't work.

The stretch parts would do that to you.

No, no, you ought to take me as your
plus one to the reunion. I'm going

especially after that remark.

Well, you know, I would very much enjoy
seeing all the girls again.

Even Francine. Yeah. Oh, we were like
sisters, and it's been far too long.

You know? Yes.

I'm going to go. Okay. Can you hand me
my phone? Sure.

Oh, I'm excited.

Yeah, it is.

It's good.

Hello.

This is the Anastasia Devereaux,

a .k .a.

Lava Lamp Lucy.

I would like to RICP for Foxy for you.

Thank you.

What?

What do you mean it's been canceled?

What?

Oh. Miss Anastasia, what is it? What
happened?

Francine passed away.

It's not.

No.

Oh, sorry.

Right before the reunion.

Well, she could have died some other
time. Just stop what you want.

I think you got the holidays mixed up.
It's Thanksgiving, not Halloween.

Is it funny? Mom is making me cook the
turkey this year.

Oh, God.

No, no, this is serious.

Look, I need to call 911.

Put that phone away and help me. I am
trying to help you, because if you mess

that turkey, they're going to murder
you.

Look, I know it's important, but it's
not that important.

Oh, shut up.

Hey, Mr. Brown. Sandra, look at your
eyes, girl.

Unfortunately. Really?

Okay, be careful.

You don't want to mess that turkey up.

Concentrate. You don't want to mess it
up.

Hey, Cam, focus.

Okay, because Aunt Earlene messed it up.
She disappeared. Ain't nobody seen her

since.

Oh, Mr. Brown, that kind of sounded like
a threat.

Oh, no, it ain't no threat. She was so
embarrassed because she cooked the

with all the gizzards and the necks and
the backs and everything in it. And

she's so embarrassed, she just made
herself disappear.

The moral of the story is... Don't mess
up the turkey.

You won't come up missing.

God bless you.

Did you eat back in there?

You know this, Mr. Brown. He always
likes to put the extras on it.

Sounds like you're my daughter, but if
you mess up that bird, it's up and it's

stuck. You feel me?

You didn't really hold a breath against
me?

Mess up that turkey and find out.

No, I'm just kidding.

Mostly.

Oh,

yeah, man. I got to flush him out. Get
it ready for later.

Dad, can you help me cook this turkey?

Nah, uh -uh. You ask your mother. Y 'all
with me, y 'all got y 'all Thanksgiving

traditions. So do us men, right?

Let me guess. You're just going to sit
up in your room so no one bothers you

while you watch the football game?

Touchdown!

Yeah, maybe you should ask Mom for help.
I mean, you ain't even seasoned her

yet. I can't. She wants so badly to do
the tradition of the daughter cooking

turkey, and I don't want to let her
down.

Maybe together we can figure it out.
Please?

All right, you know I got your back. Oh,
wait.

All right.

For the stuffing, add a half a cup of
milk to three -fourth cup broth.

Kind of sound like a math problem.

It is math.

I'm out.

At least help me put the turkey in the
oven.

Fine.

Still weird.

Ew, jiggle.

That turkey juice on my shirt. Ugh.

All right, I'll do it.

No,

more. More.

Wait, why do you want to cook the turkey
hotter?

Because I like dark meat, duh.

Do you think that the longer you cook
the turkey, the darker the meat gets?

It's common sense.

No, it's not. It's genius.

What do you think, $550?

Nah, $550.

$550?

That's going to be so proud.

How long do you think that's going to
take?

About like six hours. Six hours?

Should we set a timer?

Eyeball it.

I was hoping it was a mistake, but I
just got off the phone with the other

girls. And it's true.

My Foxy 4 co -star, Francine, has passed
away.

I'm so sorry, Miss Anastasia.

So how are you feeling?

Horrible.

We were best friends during our 20s. I
should have called her years ago. I was

so stupid.

No, you weren't. Don't say that.

True. Why did I let some silly argument
over some dumb boy keep us apart?

Because under that glamour and fame,
there's still a person.

It never feels bad for being human.

I suppose you're right, Cora.

You know what? Mr. Brand had an idea.

I don't know if it's a good idea or not,
but he has an idea. I can pass it a

guess.

Well, he want to know if you would watch
the Foxy 4 movie with us.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, Miss Anastasia, it's one of Mr.
Brown's favorite movies.

He thought you could tell him some of
the behind -the -scenes stories.

And truth be told, I thought it would be
a good way to celebrate the life of

your friend and reminisce on some of the
good times.

I guess we can do something like that at
some point.

So, is that a yes?

Oh, yes.

Okay, Mr. Brown, we are...

I'm not Mr. Brown.

I'm Disco Finger Francine. Get it,

Carlos. Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh. You got it already up and
ready to play.

Look at you.

I love Lucy. Girl, you was fine. I did
look good.

There's Francine.

Your Francine was fine. Look at the girl
that cheek hanging out.

Oh, my God.

Francine was positively fierce in her
role as a Foxy superhero.

But you know what? She was so
lighthearted.

Off camera, always the life of the
party. Yep, she was light on her feet,

Look, she just kicked that gun right out
of that dude's head.

Oh,

she had so much energy.

Couldn't keep still.

I used to call her Hummingbird. And
while she loved the nickname so much,

had a hummingbird tattooed on the
shoulder.

Oh, really? Then it's so cute, a
hummingbird.

Okay, so look. So we had just had a
double date with a local pro basketball

starting five.

Oh, y 'all had a Manicky Twig name.

Look, hun, Francine loves climbing
trees.

That was nasty.

Y 'all was... Okay, everybody.

Grandpa Vinny just texted me a video
message to say he's sorry he can't make

because he's still on vacation, but he
wanted to wish all of us a happy

Thanksgiving. That's so nice. Let's see
the video.

He on the beach in Rio with some new
friends who must be dentists because

wearing swimsuits made of dental floss.

Trust me.

You don't want to see this car.

I mean, for the scenery, you know, the
mountains, sky, whatever.

Ain't nobody thinking about him over
there vacationing. We hungry.

If I don't get something to eat right
now, I'm going to bite one of you, drive

suckers.

What's the whole love, man?

Okay, Sandra comes from a long line of
great cooks.

See, here she is now with the turkey.

Oh, Mr.

Reginald is with his son. and Mr. F .A.
is with his new girlfriend.

Oh, that's so good. Yeah, great. Now
that we got all that out of the way,

go ahead and eat.

Before we do the big reveal, we all have
to go around and say what we're

thankful for.

Yes. Okay, give thanks.

Great, you're right.

Okay, it is tradition, so I'll go first,
all right?

I'm extremely thankful that Atlanta won
the game today.

Jeremy!

All right, okay, all right.

I'm thankful to be here with all of you.

I'm truly blessed.

Come on.

Oh, and I'm thankful that everybody
going to keep their speech real short

just did. Amen.

I'm thankful you just said that, Mr.
Brown.

I'm thankful for everybody here and for
the video games you guys are going to

get me for Christmas, right?

Yeah, next.

I'm thankful that I had the great
opportunity to be friends with my little

hummingbird for the short time I did.
And I just hope that wherever she is,

know that I love her.

She does, Ms. Anastasia. I'm thankful.

that I was able to pass down a long
family tradition to my daughter, Sandra.

Amen. Oh, no, Mr. Brown.

Stop it.

Sandra has to say what she's saying
before. Go ahead, Sandra.

Come on, baby.

I'm thankful that my mom trusted me
enough to pass down this big tradition

me, but I'm sorry.

For what, baby?

I'm a terrible cuck.

No, you're not.

Yes, Mom, I am, and I...

I know how important it was for you to
have a daughter that can cook like you,

and I tried to live up to your
expectations, but I couldn't.

Sorry. Are you saying you burnt the
turkey?

Girl, I told you, don't burn the turkey.
Watch the turkey. You just got to look

at the turkey and watch the turkey. Hey,
come on, man. Take it easy. Okay, let's

eat burnt turkey.

Everybody's going to be satisfied with
eating burnt turkey. Okay, okay. This is

my fault. It's all my fault. Yes, it is.

I'm sorry, baby, that I put so much
pressure on you to be something.

That you aren't.

I mean, I was so excited about how I
felt. I didn't even stop and listen to

you felt.

And for that, I'm sorry. Yes, you sorry.

And remember, Aunt Arlene, we won't see
her again. Say goodbye.

Would you?

Yes, you sorry. Anybody know the number,
the Big Bama Country Turkey Burger?

Wait a minute. Wait, everybody.

Wait. I haven't said what I'm thankful
for. Go ahead.

Well, thank you. Thank you, y 'all.

I'm thankful for.

Walk into that kitchen and see in that
oven at 550 degrees and save this house

for birthday.

The turkey didn't burn. You saved it.

Lord,

forgive me. Forgive me for saying I
would eat burnt turkey. If I didn't get

burnt turkey, I would have been hot at
you, girl.

No, I'll put some butter, some seasoning
on it. Look at it. It looks good. You

put some butter on it. Oh, you're
welcome, sweetheart.

Oh, I'll cut it for everyone. No.

Okay, I want a proposal to new family
traditions like Cora making the turkey.

All right, okay.

Yes, yes, yes.

There, there, there, there.

We already did.

Where's the mac and cheese, baby?

You ready to go to the airport, Ms.
Anastasia?

I have to bury my friend. I don't think
I'd ever be ready for that.

Well, I understand that. I understand.

You know, it's scary when you get to be
my age and all your friends

start dying.

What is it?

I'll get that.

Wow, that is beautiful.

It's going to be all right, Miss
Anastasia.

It's going to be all right.

My friend, see,

your ride is going to be all right.

She's going to be all right.

Thank you, Miss Corrin. You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready now.

It's going to be all right. Yes.

Oh, I love you. I love you.

Thanks.

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