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Okay, what'd I win?
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A small fry.
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Ketchup and salt not included.
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Man, I'm trying to win a big prize.
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I'm telling you. Oh, my goodness.
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I'm going to steal the show, Miss Cora.
I have no doubt that you will, Miss
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Anastasia. So you can take me on that
free trip for two.
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That's why I'm going to help you win.
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Okay, wait.
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Somebody say a trip for two? Oh, y 'all
got to take me.
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Uh -oh.
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Miss Anastasia just entered the Miss
Golden Odie Passage, and if she went...
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Well, when I went, I'll be sent off to a
five -star resort with a platinum spa
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for two, a $500 shopping spree, and I
also get a year's supply of Ben J and F
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.S. Protects and depends?
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Okay. Here I am, scratching out meal
deal tickets to win a one -night in a
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-star hotel with some cookies, a kiddie
pool, and a complimentary can of roach
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spray.
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Well, who would want to win that? That
sounds like punishment.
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My swimsuit is going to make me shot.
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Oh.
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Well, do you get extra points for
dimples and cellulite and stuff like
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stretch, Mom? Mr. Brand, I'll do it.
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Nobody want to see her in those
swimsuits, dangling and jangling,
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giggling. Okay, we got it. She got hit
with some golf balls in the legs. Oh, we
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got it.
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Hey, can you, do they have a male golden
only? No, they do not.
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Oh, I have to work on my talent entry.
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Oh, so what you going to do?
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Oh, you know, it's so hard to choose
when you're so talented.
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I might sing, dance, do poetry, play the
flute, or just stand there and look
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pretty. Oh, I didn't know you had so
many tunes, Susanna Faye. Oh, I was a
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triple threat. But, you know, they say
to pick things back up is like riding a
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bike. A very old bike.
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Rusty one.
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I can't wait.
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I can already see my hair blowing in the
wind.
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Okay, how about if you take the best
landlord known to mankind?
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Me. That's me. Oh, no, Mr. Brett. I hope
to be taking that handsome gentleman I
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recently met at the facility across the
street.
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That's if he wants to spend an
unforgettable weekend with the star.
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Well, what if he don't want to go with
you?
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Oh, then I'll just settle for Carl.
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Oh, thanks.
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Wow, don't settle for me.
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And you know what? Cora, I'm going to
find a way to win this prize.
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That's why I'm going to have Miss
Anastasia win, because Lord knows I need
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vacation. Cora, she ain't taking you
nowhere.
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What? At least I'm on the short list,
Mr. Brown.
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You know what?
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I got the perfect plan to give Anastasia
a run for her money.
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Yep. And I'm going to win that prize,
and I'm not going to be nobody's
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afterthought. No, I'm not no
afterthought. I'm on the list. I'm on
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list at least. Good.
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Okay, what did I win?
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A hamburger with no meat.
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We'll make it if we stay together.
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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Someone sent Miss Tan Singalik to
serenade us?
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It sounds like a squilling pig moments
before it's slaughtered into bickle.
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ever again.
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If those are noise -canceling, can I
borrow them?
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That was just my vocal warm -up.
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Sounded more like a cold front.
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Are you going to sing?
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Should I? No. No, guys, don't do that.
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Miss Anastasia, I've heard her sing, and
her voice is like an angel. Not
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anymore. Since I've gotten old, I just
can't reach the high notes.
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What should I do?
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Well, you know, knitting, knitting is a
talent.
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Girl, I've seen you knit something this.
You did a sweater that was all of it
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awesome.
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Or you could do a classic poem. People
love classic poetry.
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That's right. That's right. Sure.
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I compare things to a summer's day.
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Whose rough winds shake the darling buds
of May and summer's leaves.
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That's not poetry.
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Of course it is. It's a love sonnet.
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If I spoke like that on the date, he'd
think I was having a throw.
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Oh, what a dozen.
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Oh, you could dance. That is what I just
said.
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Well, how about a lovely instrument?
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Great suggestions.
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I can do both.
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Oh.
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a church dress.
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Dancing? Is that what you call it?
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Oh, be
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careful.
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Somewhere. Well, the dance was nice.
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On to the flute kick, then.
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Then I ran out of breath playing it.
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My ankle almost gave out.
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I might as well just throw in the towel.
I'm just not what I used to be.
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None of us are. Anastasia, but greatness
can be reawaited.
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Ah, as my grandmother used to say, even
a rotten egg hatches.
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You're always saying what your
grandmother said. Do you say anything?
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No, but they were talkers. My
grandmother was a talker. She was always
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When you say Anastasia, we're going to
come up with a fella hat. Don't you wear
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it. Thank you all for your support.
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I am going to do an act that those
judges will never forget.
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Even if they try hard to.
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I myself am blind from what I've seen.
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Keep them closed.
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Okay, baby, I'll close.
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And open.
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Yeah, I wanted to give it to you early
because, you know, we're going to be on
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the road for your birthday.
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Oh, you wanted me to enjoy it before we
go see Sandra.
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Yep.
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What is it? Is it the, um,
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bougie bag I've been worn to?
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Nope, but you can carry it.
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Hmm.
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Is this a foot massager?
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Nope, but you're going to use your feet.
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Oh, I know. I know what it is.
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It's the floating...
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No, no. That's right.
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But, uh... It's a broom.
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No, it's not a broom. This is a broom
-y.
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The tech -savvy broom? Yes.
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You can program this thing to sweet,
mop, dust, and shine.
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It makes household cleaning as easy
as... One, two, three, broom -y. My
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broom -y.
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I know the Uncle Marshall Jeremy.
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Ooh.
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So do you like it?
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Okay, I'm going to take that as a note.
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Um, I thought you'd love it.
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If I was a maid, I don't want a broom
for my birthday, Jeremy.
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It's not a broom.
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It's a broom -ee.
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Just for you.
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You're ungrateful.
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Red, fantastic,
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but sophisticated.
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I know, right?
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this one. I'm loving this green.
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It says that I'm worth a whole lot more
than what's beyond these things.
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That's nice. That's nice. But I say you
saved that for your victory speech.
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Oh. Okay.
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Oh my goodness.
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And this royal blue one.
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What does it say?
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That says wear me and win.
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I love that.
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That is beautiful.
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Is it gorgeous? Yes, it's gorgeous.
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Oh, those are the other competitors in
the pageant.
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Well, looking at your competition, you
got this in a bag with satisfaction.
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I agree wholeheartedly.
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Yes. So which one are you going to wear?
Oh, Miss Crawl, I am so torn.
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I'm really loving this. Hey, ladies. Oh,
hey.
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How are you all doing? Very well.
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I was just preparing for my... Is that
gown by Le Morant?
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Well, obviously, you have great tays in
gowns.
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What? Doctor, what a big, Mr. Brown,
coincidence.
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What'd you think I was about to say?
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I don't know.
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I was stopping you.
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Well, at least I'm not wearing it to the
same place.
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Minus for the Miss Golden Odie pageant.
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Oh.
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I love a little friendly competition.
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Well, maybe you two can push each other
on to be the best.
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I'm going to try this dress on, and you
all can tell me if you think it's a good
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fit or not.
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We can be 20s.
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The nerve of you, Mr. Brown. What?
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Mr. Brown, you're going to have your
girlfriend into this competition just so
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you can get this free trip. The color is
called... I'm smart in the competition.
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Now, do y 'all want to win as bad as I
want to win? You know what? I will give
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you a 10 for creativity, Mr. Brown.
That's because I'm creative like that.
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have you to know she plays classical
piano.
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And I play the flute.
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Right. You don't play the flute.
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She's blowing hot air.
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And I have you to know she also sings in
three different languages.
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French, Italian, and Spanish.
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And I could sing anything in English,
Pig Latin, and Ebonics. You got this,
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Anastasia. You better.
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If I am going to do something,
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there's going to knock those churches,
knock them off.
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That's the spirit.
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I hope it don't include singing and
playing the instrument that sounds like
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broke.
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Mr. Brown, see?
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That's, uh -uh.
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Word travel fast.
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Effing them told me everything.
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I am a husband.
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I thought she was married to husbands.
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Mr. Brown, stay as being as an actor.
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Oh, well, you do how you want to do. So
I am going to choose nothing that I've
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done my entire life.
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What? Switch husbands like you switch
drawers?
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Is that a real talent?
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You're so negative.
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Ain't nobody... I am going to act!
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I am going to perform a monologue for my
Brady's Big Bottom.
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Yes!
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That was great.
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And here she is, ladies and gentlemen.
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Come on down.
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Look at her.
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Look at her.
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Can you say vacation for two?
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Can you say copycat? Uh -uh.
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Look at her.
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Spin it.
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Turn it on him like a top.
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Is something wrong?
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No, ain't nothing wrong. Spin it for me.
Slow motion for me.
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What's that?
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A gift.
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Who? You?
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What's the occasion?
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Oh, well, you bought me one, so I
figured I'd return the thing.
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Well, my birthday's in for months.
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Consider it a thank you gift.
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So let me get this right. You got me a
thank you gift for a gift that you
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like.
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Something like that.
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Okay.
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A tool belt?
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Not just any tool belt.
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That is the special ED tool belt, the
best tool that even a fool could use.
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So you like it?
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No.
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Oh, so now you know how it feels to get
something that nobody... No, I don't
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like it. I love it. Oh, my God.
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I've been wanting one of these things my
whole life. Oh, my God.
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Look at this thing. It got a little
metal on it for the nuts and the bolts.
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Man, this thing is cool.
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So you're telling me that doesn't make
you feel like you got to work?
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No, it made me feel like I want to work.
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Man, I'm about to go build some shit.
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Okay, so you're telling me that you
wouldn't rather have a new razor or...
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A sleek device or, hell, even a gift
card to Wings and Wine?
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No, baby, that stuff is cool, but this
is going to last a lifetime.
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Oh, I get it.
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Yeah,
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you didn't want me to like this gift,
did you?
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You wanted me to hate it.
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Not hate it, hate it.
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Yeah, uh -huh. You tried to pay me back
for the gift I got you and it backfired
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on your ass. God don't like ugly lips.
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Not all like that, I mean, but... Look,
baby, I'm sorry that you didn't like the
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gift I got you. A broom is not a gift,
Jerry. Oh, baby, it's not a broom.
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It's a broom -y.
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Stop it. When you say that, it makes me
f***ing. I feel like you see me as a
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maid. Look, listen, you're overreacting,
all right?
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Okay? The only time you're a maid that I
like is when it's Valentine's Day, and
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you got the little outfit on, and your
ass is all over the place.
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I'm just playing.
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Okay? Now, I know that you work hard
around here, and I was just trying to
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your job a little bit easier, okay? Now,
I thought it was a gift that you like.
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No, thank you.
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Thought that counts.
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Exactly. All right, now, I want you to
take that refund and go down and find
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something that you actually like.
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Well, you don't care if I take it back?
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Mm -mm.
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It was an expensive broom.
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Me. Brew me.
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All right, everybody, welcome to the
future, Miss Golden Oldie.
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Oh,
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you do look stunning, I must say.
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Like a beautiful room. that blossoms in
the spring.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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So, how was the budget? Very well. Yeah.
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Oh, I think we have a wedding.
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What did you decide to do for your
talent?
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How about you show them instead of
telling them?
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Oh. Oh, look at the talent.
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Oh, guys, guys, guys.
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Come on. Sit down. Are you going to miss
the performance of a lifetime?
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Break them off a piece. A little piece,
please.
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Golden Woman.
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Shades of blue deep in my eyes like a
canvas in the sky
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are like the sound of sorrowful cries.
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There my hope lies.
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Hues of gold aglow my heart like the
color of a fresh start.
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My season ages set me apart.
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A golden woman.
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A work of art.
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Oh, that is the finest writing I've ever
heard.
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I think we're done.
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Hey, guys, hey, guys, the judges are
deliberate.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Boy, I tell you, I had a good time at
that pageant.
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Oh, we couldn't tell, Mr. Brown.
Kimberly had barely touched the piano
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you erupted into wild applause.
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I thought that I was going to throw you
out.
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Well, that's what I do because that's my
boo.
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And haters gonna hate. Y 'all just wanna
hate.
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Anastasia, you are a star.
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You were absolutely amazing.
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It takes one to know one.
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Your concerto had everyone captivated.
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You both were exceptional.
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So whoever wins deserves it.
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Hey, I think the judge made a decision.
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Here we go.
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Drum roll, please.
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Well, congratulations.
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I'm sure you're going to enjoy your spa
and your massages and your shopping.
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No, that's not going to happen.
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Well, what do you mean by that?
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Well, because she won the talent
portion.
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Oh, when she got on that piano, the
audience went crazy.
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They said, oh, play it again. I hope you
didn't embarrass us and start throwing
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confetti. Trying to get the audience to
do the wave. Oh, I did. I did.
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I didn't win the pageant, Anastasia.
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Somebody else did.
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Oh, was it the woman with no teeth who
was giving out samples of her sweet
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teeth? Oh, no.
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Our teeth were good, but she didn't win.
I almost got a toothache, though.
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Was it the woman who fell out of the
wheelchair, the one that tried to
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the Janet Jackson control video? Oh, no.
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She got disqualified from faking being
crippled.
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Don't tell me it was that woman.
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Beautiful woman I'm looking at right
now.
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Congratulations, Ms. Golden Olden.
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I can't wait to tell that fine gentleman
to pack his bag and get ready to ride
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these waves.
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That's gonna be a lumpy ride.
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Leroy.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait. Close your eyes.
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Not this again.
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Okay. I got you a surprise.
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Okay, okay. What is it? Mommy or does
daddy?
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Okay.
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Baby!
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Floating shells from my collection.
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I love them so much.
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Yes, thank you.
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Happy early birthday, baby.
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Put that tool belt to work. You like
that? Uh -huh.
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Hit it one time.
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