All language subtitles for Assisted Living s04e11 Once Was Lost.eng

Okay, where is everybody?

We've got to get this stuff out before
the truck gets here. Mr. Brown, it was a

great idea for you to get rid of all of
this stuff and give it away to the

greedy thieves that need it. Well, most
of the time I do have great ideas.

Come on, bring it. This is all of my
clutter.

Well, what is it? Bring it on. Some
large artifacts I'm no longer proud of.

Well, give it here. What label do you
mean to put on this?

For ladies only.

Batteries not included.

You gonna give somebody your nasty sex
toys?

That's just nasty.

What's going on here?

Out with the old, in with the new.

That's what my ex -wife said before she
left me.

Hey, hey, everybody.

Hey, Carl, stay away from that box.
There's some sexy toys in there. There's

some sexy toys in there? Yes. Really?

Oh, my.

What you on mine for, Cora?

You ain't, you ain't, you say you should
be on mine. You should go down like on

mine. Like, no.

What on mine?

Cora, get your eyes out of there. Get
your, stop being nasty. Okay, well, all

right, well, I need you guys to watch
over these things for me. I'm doing some

renovations in my apartment, and I don't
want them to get damaged. Cora, they

already look damaged. Look like you
stole that from a swap meet.

Why, have you to know, this is a
handcrafted replica of Noah's Ark, Mr.

Of course, with that hole in it, it
looked like a replica of the Titanic.

And this Bible's been in my family for
decades.

Mr. Reggie, can you watch over it for
me, please? Absolutely. Uh -uh. Don't

touch that Bible. You'll turn into dust.
If he touch it, heathens turn into dust

when they touch Bibles.

Ain't you gonna have Reggie to watch
your Bible when I'm standing here?

Mr. Brand, that's because he's
responsible.

Well, I'm responsible there.

No, you're not.

everything i ain't lost nothing since
this morning that's what i mean right

there i want you to put it in a safe
place if you touch that bible it's gonna

just gonna flee and it won't be back for
generations i had you know that i won

bible bonanza first grade i have faith
in you mr

reginald so put in a safe place i'll be
back my car is running y 'all gotta go

mr bernie y 'all get this stuff up i'm
getting a car the truck will be here in

minute And written notes have been here
since the pyramids were built.

You know, he that cannot discern the
scripture is probably a heathen.

That's you.

Brown, I can run circles around you with
the Bible. With the Bible? Do you know

who I am? Mm -hmm. Okay, Bible trivia.
Me and you. All right. One -on -one. All

right. Who was it that crossed over
Jordan?

That's easy.

Moses. Wrong.

Allen Iverson, March 1997.

George Jordan almost broke his ankle. I
thought we were talking Bible tribute.

We're just talking tribute. Okay, I got
another one for you. All right. Who was

it after the ark was built and ready to
go and sail, who was it that made it

rain? God himself.

No. That was Solomon. He had all them
cocky bars. He had a whole bunch of

threw it up. They were just so solemn.
You were afraid I'd know more.

I ain't nobody scared of nothing.

Well, let me put you to the test.

Go ahead. Do your thing.

Who? does God say is his wisest prophet?

Everybody know it's Prophet Bram.

I'm the one that prophesied that Polly
and Esther would be together forever.

That's me. God bless you. Good night.
Oh, I'm going to prophesy. I'm about to

make me a peanut butter and jelly with
extra peanut butter. Yep. And some milk.

Oh, that reminds me. Okay.

There sure is a lot of junk.

What? Junk is what junkie does.

Well, this is it for me.

Mm -hmm.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. This isn't
junk. This is my treasure.

Why would you give away my golden gavel?
The Bar Association gave this to me for

promoting diversity among the chambers.

Well, uh, it looked like a big old piece
of junk. Oh, man.

Okay, please do me a favor. The next
time you see anything of mine, set it

aside.

I'm on my way to the annual Black Judges
Convention.

Y 'all be judging each other down there?
I bet y 'all down at the convention

just be judging like, hey, is that your
real hair or is that a two -flay?

Why you gotta look at me like that?

Such a nasty attitude.

What y 'all need to do is try to pass a
law that people uptight like you that

can get a sense of humor.

Y 'all stay out of my room, Brown.

Tidy White has got y 'all like that.
They gots it bunched up in there.

Good, Karen, the donation wagon is just
about to leave. Oh, I love donating.

But with a twist.

Well, it's better to give than not to
receive.

Well, my ex -husband gave me hell, and I
received a huge settlement.

So I'd have to disagree.

Effie, where your clutter at?

I know you keep clutter.

I don't have clutter, Mr. Brown.

My mother used to say, the altar will
not land at your feet unless you've left

something there to die.

What? Are you speaking tongues? What is
the word? Look, she taught me as a young

boy that you do not kill down to things
you don't need.

Well, why are you still holding on to
this accent?

You in America now. America.

Lose accent.

I like his accent. I think it's sexy.

Thank you, my dear.

That's enough. That's enough, cougar.

Cougar straight out of Africa.

Mr. Brown, where do you want us to take
these boxes? We can take them in my car.

Oh, okay.

I can drop it all off on my way to the
antique shop. Oh, okay.

Remember, you're in America.

Speak American.

Why are you shouting?

I'm African, not deaf.

You got something in your tooth?

Oh.

Whew. Took you long enough.

You was finding a bright blue box.

Man, it was so much clutter in that
garage, I felt like I was in prison. It

me hours to get back to civilization
trying to go through all this mess. We

now. You can thank your granddaddy for
that.

Yeah, I think he low -key a hoarder.
Yeah, I think so, too.

Ah, yes.

I don't understand why you don't just
text the pictures to your parents.

Uh, because they old school. You know
that. If it was up to them, they'd have

delivered by a pigeon show.

Well, pigeons, they moved on past
deliveries. Now all they do is drop

people's heads.

Yeah, well, they've picked up
scrapbooking, so I'm going to send them

for their quote -unquote scrapbook
masterpiece.

All right, well, I'm about to take a
shower.

Uh, if you want to get, uh...

Wet.

Don't you want to come on in?

Oh, I got to find these photos, baby,
but I'll take a rain check.

Oh, I see you did that rain check to
make it rain. All right, okay.

Well, guess what?

The pump may not be prime when you want
to get in. I actually work about two and

a half times a week.

Boy.

To my hottie with a body.

You are the star to my sky.

The candy to my eye.

Might have to hop in that shower.

Sweet to my pot is different to my fly.

Okay, my baby is a poet.

If we ever marry, my tail will fairy.

With a little bit of time, you'll be the
beat to my rhyme.

Everything I dream, my chocolate loves
to rain.

Love day lover.

Did you find anything you was looking
for?

More than I wanted.

Well, you got a lot of stuff there.

Yeah. A lot of good stuff. Some bad
stuff.

So... You know, I'm coming to the
bathroom with me. I just took a half a

just in case.

Still ain't. I could do my feet.

No, I'm good.

All right.

Hold it up on play, my friend. I'm going
to play.

This is my turn. I play when I want to
play.

Wait a minute.

This is a jack of spades, Mr. Brown.
Aren't you a genius? Of course it is.

I'm a genius because you played that
same card five minutes ago. And you're a

conspiracy theorist. You're going to
play Carl the Yap all day. I recall you

playing that same jack of spades a
little while ago myself, Mr. Brown.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

No.

Put your hand on the good book and
reclaim your innocence.

Ah, yeah, that's right. We got Carl's
Bible right over here.

Right over here.

I ain't got to put my hands on nothing
because the Lord already know. I'm

winning. Which one of you moved Cora's
Bible from off the piano?

Not me. I don't play with nobody's
Bible. That's sacred.

I haven't seen a Bible since my second
husband gave mine to his parole officer.

They removed his ankle bracelet and then
he left me.

You all need to stop playing now. Ain't
nobody playing. I'm serious.

I'm sure Cora can buy a new one.

A new what?

Buy. Sickle.

New bicycle.

Bicycle? What?

Bicycle so we can ride around the
neighborhood because we want a joyride.

Bicycle ride over.

Bicycle's not comfortable for my back
end. But you know what? I got some

exciting news, everybody.

They have asked little old me to bring
the word on Founders Day. Isn't it

wonderful? Oh, that's beautiful, Cora.
And if you want me to add some spice to

your sermon, just let me know.

It would be such a great honor to use
the Bible that my great -great

-grandmother passed down to me. And the
handwritten notes on the inside just

brings me to tears every time I read
them.

Yes, and our family history is so rich,
and I'm going to use some of their

favorite scriptures on my sermon.

But you're not going to do that for a
while, huh? Oh, I have like about two

weeks, but, you know, I want to get
started. So where did you put my most

family heirloom, Mr. Reginald?

The part where we run from cover, from
the fire and brimstone.

I hope one of those scriptures is going
to be, I once was lost, but now I'm

found.

I

promise

you, Cora, I didn't touch it.

Didn't touch what? My Bible.

Oh, no, Cora, he didn't touch it. He
lost it.

It's lost.

Mr. Brown.

What? Mr. Brown, did you move?

Cora's Bible because I left it right
there on the piano. No, I didn't move

It's got to be somewhere.

You let those split up and look around.

Lord, that Bible has been in our family
for decades.

It is the second printed edition after
Jesus died. Cora, they had no printers

back then.

I just taught you a lie. They had no
printers. I did not lie, Mr. Brown.

I'm going to find your Bible if it's the
last thing I do.

Well, the last thing you need to do is
repent so the Lord will let you into the

gates.

Well, I might be on the inside looking
out at you. I doubt it.

Oh, it's not in the cushions. It's not
in the cushions either.

That is what I just said.

It's not in the bookshelf.

Cora, I am so sorry.

Cora, you know, if I had one, you could
use it. Yes. Okay, okay. I thought I

wasn't going to have to do this.

But I'm going to call and ask the Lord.
We connect.

Okay? Bow your head. Bow down.

Lord, do you know where Cora's Bible is?

Huh?

Hold on.

Huh?

Huh?

What?

Okay. He said he don't know.

Well, he didn't know.

What a day. What a day.

I got back $500 from my things and
riches to rags. My stuff.

like hotcakes.

Okay, good. Karen, you're just the
person I need to see.

Did your phone hit your head, Mr. Brown?

No, I didn't.

When you took that stuff down there, you
didn't happen to see a Bible in there,

did you?

Oh, yeah.

After doing a quick Hail Mary, I took it
into the antique shop with my stuff

instead. They'll call me if they sell
it.

Sell it?

No, they can't sell it.

Oh, trust me, it'll sell fast.

Those ladies couldn't keep their hands
off of it.

my history.

Well, as I checked, you can purchase a
Bible on any corner in the South.

In fact, I just saw a street vendor
selling some that light up just around

corner. Uh, uh, uh, Carrie, you probably
should sit down.

I don't need to sit down. Yes, you do.
Cora about to knock you down.

Knock her down? You?

Well, come on.

No, no, no. This is all my fault. I'm
going down to that antique shop. And you

better make sure they don't mistake you
for one of them antiques and try to sell

you.

You, you, you, Corby, you don't want to
hit her. No, Corby, you don't want to

hit her.

No, don't, don't do it, Corby. Listen to
your daddy.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Hmm.

Are you all right?

Not really.

Can't talk about it.

Okay.

I think Jeremy is in love with another
woman.

We got two kids. I can't afford to go to
jail for beating down some thot.

No way.

Surely it's some kind of mix -up.

Or not.

I can't believe it.

Jay Lovell was his nickname when we met.

Oh, a handwritten letter means you
really love somebody.

My fifth husband wrote love letters all
the time, and I always thought they were

to me. Until one day I stopped by his
office at Surprise, and that's when I

the original Sugar Cheeks.

Not healthy.

It's dated 11 -21.

Oh, how disappointing.

But, you know, if he is seeing someone,
he most likely will not tell you.

Okay. So you're going to have to ask him
some questions that don't sound too

obvious. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. Like, what do
you like to do in your spare time?

A, take a nap. B, curl up and read a
book. C, slap it up, flip it,

and rub it down with another woman.

It's not obvious at all. I think I'll go
with being blunt.

The truth might set me free or put him
to rest. Or put you in debt.

I told my ex -husband the truth once,
and he burned all my wigs.

Sold all the expensive jewelry he had
bought me. And then bought a brand new

and rolled off into the sun.

You're cashing on that rain check again,
huh?

No.

Okay, well, did you drop those letters
off in the mail to your parents?

Yes.

All right, so they should get there
before the second coming of Jesus.

Jamie, let me ask you a question.

What do you do in your spare time?

I work.

Mm -hmm. What kind of work?

The kind of work where you get paid or
the kind of work that you pay for?

It depends on what kind of work I'm
doing and who I'm doing it with. Uh

What, you a private investigator?

Hmm.

Are you guilty of something to be
investigated for?

Ah, yeah, you know I like to role -play.

Yeah,

well, guess what?

I've been a very bad boy.

Oh, you admit it?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I know. Whatever it is you're
talking about, I did it. Now, you can

me however you see fit.

Hey! Hey!

This don't look like no role play. Hey!

I was a real bean. What's wrong with
you?

What was that?

A CWA.

A CWA?

Yeah, a can of whoop -ass.

Thank you.

What is wrong with you?

Who's a dank?

Oh, my God.

Oh, you think this is funny?

Hey, no, no, no. Look, look.

Is this what got you on lockdown?

This is not a joking matter, Jeremy
Washington.

It wouldn't be a joke if my uncle didn't
write this letter in 1991

when I was in elementary school. I had a
crush on somebody in middle school.

Two in a one?

No, that's a nine and a one that faded
over the years.

Sorry.

Oh, my mind went another direction,
baby.

Your mind always went another direction.

And then we make another what?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, just don't punish me too much. Oh,
no, no, no.

I knew he was going to lose it. I don't
know how I'm going to break this news to

the family that we've lost such a major
piece. Well, I called down there, and

it's definitely sold.

Oh, my goodness.

My great -great -great -grandmother read
that Bible to her daughter, and her

daughter to hers.

Well, my dear didn't read it to me. She
would send me over to Mr. Brown so he

could read the Bible to me. But it was a
photo of generations of God -fearing

women that used that Bible to get them
through the storms of life.

There are many traditions and artifacts
passed down that tell a story of

history, like the African quilt, or
spiritual recipes.

It's just one way how we stay connected
to those who've gone before us.

Oh, for goodness sake. I already
apologized.

Damn. You know, I'm going to walk away.
Come on.

Oh, hey.

I see you made it back.

What? You were too old for them to sell?

They couldn't offer a 30 -day money
-back guarantee on you?

That's too embarrassing.

Not now, Brown.

Turns out that the ladies at the antique
shop didn't know how to get the Bible

back. I don't believe this. But I did.

Thank you so much, Mr. Reginald. Oh,
look, everything is still intact.

Oh, I knew you would come through for
me. Thank you. Oh, it's a miracle.

Thank goodness, Reginald. I thought we
were going to have to start singing an

old dinger of spiritual.

It's a miracle.

How did you do it, brother?

Did you offer to trade yourself in for
it?

It just so happened that the lady left
her business card.

I called her, met her.

And? Well, let's just say that she
traded it in for something she thought

worth it.

You mean to tell me you bribed that old
lady with some of your fossil fuel?

That's just nasty. I'm going to get you
a Bible. You better not have done what I

think you did. Oh, yes, he did.

It's called a favor for a favor.

Oh.

Let me see. Let me see.

On you.

Boom. There we go.

They seem to have that jack of spades,
Mr. Brown. Not that again.

A fine black man that all the women long
to be with. Oh, that's just something

black or white.

What?

Hey, second jack of spades.

Uh -huh, uh -huh.

It ain't my fault that the Dollar Depot
had a set of twins in the deck of cards.

You call me competitive.

You a liar. You a liar. You a liar. You
a liar.

You a liar. You a liar. You a liar.

You a liar.

You a liar. You a liar. You a liar.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Ain't nobody shouting at you.

You think he's smelling like under
armor.

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