All language subtitles for Assisted Living s04e10 Finally, Fathers Day.eng

what today is. Yeah.

The only day they care about us.

They care about us.

Speak for yourself. They love me all
year round.

You are loath all year round.

That's what you're wrong.

This Father's Day, they gonna show up
and show out.

I couldn't believe what was done for
Mother's Day. They must have spent what?

$10 ,000?

It was more than that. Hmm.

You think the landing the helicopter in
front of the church was too much for

court? Because that added up.

And don't forget about the trip to Fiji.
Yeah, the spa day, the mani -pedis.

Yeah, they didn't lift the finger all
day. Yeah, but they deserve it, though.

As our matriarchs, they endure much,
they deserve much.

We endure much and deserve much.

Right, and that's the only day they
actually recognize us.

Agreed. Well, if you'll excuse me,
gentlemen, I'm on my way to see my son

breakfast. Happy Father's Day to you
both. Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's

Day, Reg.

Relaxation. Man, we deserve to be
acknowledged by our efforts. Right.

All right. Now, today, no work, just
relaxation. I ain't doing nothing today.

all.

Nothing. Not a thing today.

Jeremy.

Oh. It's trash day. Can you take the
trash out? Don't forget.

Not today, babe.

Okay, come on. Every time they come
early, you forget to take it out, so

forget.

I can't get up and take it in the
morning.

I can't believe you're going to actually
do it. We said nothing today.

Hey, Mr. Brown, did you change the tire
on the car? No, Cora, I'll do it

tomorrow. I ain't doing nothing today.
Mr. Brown, come on. I'll leave the

in 45 minutes. I need you to change the
tire. No, Cora, okay. Why you got to

look like that in your ass and stuff?
Okay, thank you, thank you.

Jeremy,

there is a smell coming to my room from
the floor, Vince.

Could you please go into the crawl space
to make sure everything's okay?

But you know today is... The perfect day
to do it. Thank you.

Okay, have y 'all realized that today is
Father Day? Anybody notice that while y

'all askin' do that, do that? Oh, yes.
And we got gifts for you all.

You got some for me, too?

I bet you they got me the monster skin
boots with the gold tip on the front and

the back.

Yeah, yeah.

They're going to be a great day after
all. It is. I want to get some spurs put

on them.

Yeah.

Hey, we'll start off with this right
here.

Bam, there you go.

Happy Father's Day.

Bam is a big country burger.

Ain't this a place that almost killed
you?

Yeah, they finally passed their
inspection with a C this year.

Best burger in the country.

Okay, well, you can see the E. coli on
this burger.

But it's a thought that counts.

Thank you, Mr. Brown. You're welcome.
You're welcome.

Ain't it good to do nothing? Just relax
and do nothing.

I know.

Did you take the trash out?

No, baby.

I'll take it out to the curb now, okay?

Okay, when you finish, can you meet me
in the room and help me fix the dresser,

please?

Okay, you want him to build you an art
too, Noah?

You know what the day is?

Yeah. And you still ungrateful and you
know what the day is?

Look, you want your gift now?

We're going to give them to you later.

Well, I'll take mine now. I like gifts.
Me too.

Oh, okay. All right.

Here come my boots.

I need some great gifts, man. Me too.

Everything I do around here, better be
something special.

Right.

That grateful.

That grateful.

Mr.

Brown. I don't want to.

Happy, happy, happy Father's Day.

You're going to sign it?

It's the ones that matter. I spent a lot
of time reading.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you for the call. Thank you
very much. Thank you so much.

What are the rest of the gifts? You got
them.

Whatever is your gift, enjoy.

We knew we picked the perfect card.

Oh, baby.

When you wrap everything up, can you
help me fix the car? I think the air

is clogged.

Maybe it's my phone.

Don't say that this is Sunday.

Can you believe them?

Everything that we do around here, my
bank account is still recovering from

Mother's Day.

You know what? Next year, ain't nobody
getting nothing from Mother's Day but a

coin. Just a coin. Yeah.

Nothing. Nuh -uh.

No. I had a tip.

A tip me.

A tip me.

Yeah. I want to change it. I'm not going
to shoot today, no. Oh, excuse me. I'm

going to interrupt.

Mr. Brown, did you fix the tire in the
car?

You know what? Second thought.

Ain't nobody getting nothing.

Nothing for Mother's Day.

Absolutely nothing.

Who knows, honey? Maybe their team lost
or something.

They're team? The game is not until
tonight.

Okay, well, maybe a player got hurt. You
know how sensitive they are about their

teams. That just seems a little awful.

Yeah, it's strange.

But I'm going to check on Mr. Branch. Mm
-hmm. They're such a weird species.

Yeah, somebody on a team gets traded. I
get the silent treatment.

My third husband used to throw fifths.
If I didn't say bless you when he

Hey, Philip, dear.

Are the men okay?

Nope. They might have the Father's Day
gifts that they got versus the ones they

got you guys. I heard my dad talking
about it on the phone. But those were

cards. I don't know what the problem is.

Hey.

Now, I just finished this month's
budget, and with the new money I'm

are doing great.

Ah, that's great news, baby.

Ah, okay. Congrats on your new part
-time job. Mm -hmm.

Let me see. Oh,

you're making way more money than me.

All right, go ahead, girl.

Yeah.

Thank you, baby.

Mm -hmm.

For some reason, that would make some
guys jealous, but... Jealous? Look at

that. I'm securing mine. You know what
I'm saying? Because we're a team. Uh

-huh. When you getting it, we all
getting it. That make life easy for

around here.

Thank you, baby. I appreciate that. I
appreciate you, boo.

Yeah, my little boss baby.

Yes. Yes.

You look good, too. I like that fit.

Oh, thank you, doctor.

This is called a power suit.

Do it.

Boy, you whipped.

You more whipped than key lime pie.

You're softer than tender chitlin.

Okay. Hey, Jerry, you mean to get you a
soft drink?

Hey, Reginald, how was breakfast?

Food was incredible, but seeing my son
was enough for me.

Ah, amen.

Hey,

okay, serious question. You know what
this means, don't you?

What's your talking about? It means live
now while the pants are in a

relationship.

What? But you don't never let a woman
make more money than you make.

Next thing you know, she's going to be
changing the oil in the car. You're

to be here washing dishes, making eggs
and stuff. You won't cheese on your

anybody. That's going to be you.

President, can you please tell this
prehistoric showness that that way of

has ended?

Well...

China does have a point.

Thank you.

Y 'all can be found women couldn't even
work. They had to tend to the house and

livestock.

Studies show that when women make more
money than men, divorce rates do

increase. Right.

That's because those men are wise.

How many of those kind of relationships
do you see survive?

Man, I'm not about to play this game
with y 'all. All right, this is a new

Women are working and they are doing
their thing, contributing just like men.

Who are you trying to convince, us or
you?

Whatever.

Honestly, it doesn't bother you that she
makes more money than you do?

Absolutely not.

Really? Nope.

Really.

Man, it's killing me.

I knew you still had some man left in
you. Now look, you got the man up.

You got to find me something so you can
start making more money.

Man, I could barely work the jobs I got
now. I can't.

Work another job? I don't have the time
or energy. Okay, look.

Your marriage and your whole life and
your manhood depend on this, okay?

You got to get out there.

Maybe I can find something virtual like
she did.

Right. You can do it.

You just got to believe in your heart.
Say, I can do it. I can do it. No, you

got to come up bigger than that.

Say it with your chest. I can do it. I
can do it.

Don't make that money.

You got this, Jeremy.

If you need her.

For anything, we'll be right here.

All right.

Okay.

This is like something I can do right
here.

I can't believe they upset about their
Father's Day gifts.

Those were good cards, right?

Yeah, they were nice. And one of them
had a cute little football on the inside

of it.

They should be grateful.

No one really even celebrates Father's
Day.

Oh, Miss Anastasia.

Well, that explains the attitude they
had. Mm -mm.

And I've been barking orders at Jeremy
all day.

Oh, my God.

The same to Mr. Brown.

Well, I still need Jeremy's help today.

Father's Day isn't even a real holiday.

It's just something to appease the men.

Look, we got to come up with something
to do for him.

Any ideas?

You know what I got right here?

They're bobblehead dogs. You know, the
men like them bobblehead dogs. Uh -huh.

How about a tool belt so that they can
fix more things around here?

Good idea.

And what about a new drill for the new
tool belt?

New drill? Is that a good idea?

I used to buy my husband cheap cologne.

$8 to $15 at the grocery store just to
say that I got something.

Well, I'm going to leave this up to you,
ladies.

Let me know what you come up with
because I have an appointment with my

television.

Well, wait a minute.

Well, maybe we can, let's see.

Maybe we can get them some restaurant
gift cards. Okay.

Mr. Brown liked that Bama's Big Country
Burger.

They just opened back up, too. That's
good. Yes.

Oh, fill up baby.

Oh, okay. Of these ideas, which one is
best?

All right, bobblehead dogs, a new tool
bill, a new drill, or gift card to

restaurants?

Well, mainly because, you know, they put
in so much effort for Mother's Day, I'd

say none of those.

I mean, like, nobody wants gifts to do
chores with.

That's like that time Dad got you a
vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day. Oh,

true. Very good point. That's true.

Okay.

Well, what do you think?

The guys didn't say anything they may
want?

Nope, they were just talking about the
things they got you guys.

Wait, wait, wait. Actually, my dad, he
wants that new virtual reality game

system. He's been talking about it for a
while.

Oh, that's good, baby.

And Mr. Brown, he wants that Kung Fu
Soul Brother 60, the ultimate DVD

collection.

Oh, these guys have been talking about
that for a while.

Grandpa Vinny, the guards.

He's always so mad when he forgets to
get on when we're out.

And then he's like super mad when he
gets home.

I haven't seen him all day. Where is he?

Mr. Vinny is downtown at the Father's
Day poker tournament.

Living his best life.

Okay, okay, okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
What about Mr. Reginald?

That's a tough one.

Well, I mean, he has been talking about
like his lower back has been hurting. So

maybe like a spot card or something.

Boy, this boy right here. Boy, you the
came through.

You the safe father's back, baby.

Yeah, but I don't think that'll be
enough. I mean, they put in a lot of

on Mother's Day.

But it's okay. I got an idea. Okay. What
you got?

So this is all right. Okay.

This is so easy.

Doing these orders as they come in and
getting paid?

You inspire me too, babe. I went and got
a new job on the side.

Really doing what?

Just answering questions as emails come
in.

And, you know, it's remote and it pays
way more than I thought something like

this would pay.

But you barely have time as it is. How
you gonna find the time to manage to

learn a new job?

I'll make it work.

And extra money won't hurt.

Jeremy, I mean, we're doing great with
my part -time job.

I mean, I would rather you have a better
quality of life than trying to earn a

few extra bucks.

So you don't want me to do it?

No, I'm just saying. You already
complain about not being able to watch

game, go out.

We don't get to, you know, sleep.

So, you know, adding that to your
schedule just doesn't seem like it's

work.

Jeremy.

Jeremy.

Baby, why don't you go lay down? No, no,
no. I still got a lot of work to do,

babe. Okay, this is day one and you
already falling asleep at your computer?

I don't think this is going to end well.
No, it will.

It definitely will.

And now I'm back making more money than
you so we can start planning a vacation.

Oh, that's what this is about.

What? You making more money than me?

Come on, babe.

No, that's what you just said.

I mean, obviously, that's what's on your
mind.

I mean, I am a man.

Oh.

What's wrong with a woman making more
money? I thought you were secure.

I am secure, but as a man, you would
like to be able to provide more for your

family. Okay, well, I think you just
want to make more money than me because

your family is... Provided for.

Look, you want to wear my jeans?

It probably won't fit.

Okay, then how about you start letting
me wear the pants around here like I

did?

You want to wear my panties?

I can't get into them things.

And you won't either with that attitude.

Always trying to take away the goodies.

I can't believe they're going to just
give us a card.

I ain't never read a card with nothing
in it.

Well, it's better than nothing, I guess.
It was worse than nothing. It was

nothing. All they're going to do is bark
harder than it all. Go do this. Go do

that. Jeremy.

Jeremy, huh?

Hey, maybe you want to go lay down?
Maybe this new job is a little too much

you? Nope.

I'm making more money now. Still got
work to do.

Well, your health is what's important,
huh? Then you should get some rest.

In fact, I'm going to retire right now.

Have a good night, gentlemen.

Good night.

Stop all that yawning.

You're just weak.

My daddy worked six jobs at one time and
barely slept an hour a night. And he

still was the hardest working man I
know. You yawning after one week.

How many other days we done did this?

Then your daddy died when he was 29?

That ain't the point.

The point is, he brought home the bacon.

He wasn't weak.

Toughen up.

Toughen up.

Happy Father's Day.

For you, my love, I have a Chicago
-style deep -dish meat -lover's pizza

extra cheese.

Thank you, baby.

Oh, and we also got you the new virtual
world reality game.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's in the room. You got him a reality
show? Yeah. It's a game. It's a game.

It's just a game. It's in the room,
baby. You can go play now.

Oh, man. Can't wait to see. I'm going to
play right now.

Thank you, babe.

Can't wait to see. They got me. The
participation is killing me.

The anticipation, Mr. Brown? Yeah.

We got you something. All right, Mr.
Brown. I got you. Happy fun. You got me

something good. I got you something
good. I'm so excited.

I'm excited.

Come down. Come down. Okay, we got you
your favorite meal from Boundless Big

Country Burger.

That's good, right?

Yeah.

You smell like you got onions and
cheese. Yeah, that's right. That's

Okay, I'm so grateful. Look, I'm
grateful.

What else you get in the car?

Jeremy got two. I know I got two.

Okay, we got you. We got you.

Number six, ultimate DVD collection.

We're behind the scenes footage, Mr.
Ramsey. Shut up.

Shut up.

The Kung Fu Brother. The Kung Fu Soul
Brother.

Yes.

This is my favorite. I've always wanted
this.

Thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
for doing what he did to bless me.

Kung Fu Brother.

You think your Kung Fu is better?

Kung Fu Show, brother, thank you.

And just think, I wasn't going to get y
'all nothing for Mother's Day.

I'm going to go watch Kung Fu Show,
brother. I'll see y 'all. All right.

be next year, Mr. Burns. Yes.

Well, enjoy your DVD.

Dinner and a movie. Woo, yes.

Give me some, girl. Woo, we did it. We
made it.

We were terrible at first.

So terrible.

How did we forget that? I don't know,
but I thought it was nice. Yeah, I did,

too. But, I mean, we just... But not to
have nothing in it.

You was in a helicopter, girl.

But we made it up, though. We made it.
I'm going to put Father Day in my

calendar. Okay.

Let me go check on my baby.

Baby.

Hmm.

Want to share this piece with me?

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm going to go grab some nasty.

All right.

Oh, you want some...

Jeremy. How long does I sleep?

Like two seconds.

I'm sorry.

You was right.

This extra job ain't worth my quality of
life.

I know.

So what are you going to tell him?

I'm going to call him tomorrow and tell
him that I'm done.

So that means I can wear the pants
around here now.

That's mighty big of you. Yeah, as long
as I can take them all.

And then that extra $2 ,500 a week was
not worth my sanity.

What did you say? $2 ,500 a week?

Yeah, it was $2 ,500 a week, but like
you said, it don't matter, right?

It ain't worth it.

Yeah, you know, well, you know, maybe
you can stay here.

How about that? Eat up. You're going to
need your strength.

Let me go get those mattresses. Hold on.

Okay.

Don't sit back.

What? Don't fall asleep. I'm not going
to sleep.

Look, focus, man.

Jeremy, stop.

Sit up.

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