All language subtitles for Assisted Living s04e06 Dang, Leave Me Alone.eng

Your mother must be coming to town.

Why you say that?

Because that's the only time you ever
really clean.

I clean up around here all the time.
Boy, moving something from one place to

another because it's in the way it's not
cleaning.

Oh, cool. Grandma must be coming to
visit.

Why you say that?

Because that's the only time you ever
really clean.

I clean up around this house all the
time. I don't know what y 'all talking

about. Yeah, sure.

Look, I get it. Grandma's always super
hard on you.

She's tough on everybody.

I heard that.

It's called respect.

R -E -S -P -E -C -T.

Something your generation don't know
nothing about.

Yeah, Dad, it's called fear.

F -E -A -R. Forget everything and run.

Look, that's normally your plan when
Grandma comes.

I don't fear my mother.

I respect her.

Yeah. Sure.

How long is she staying?

I'm not sure, babe, but she'll be here
soon.

So excited. She's always so nice to me.

That makes one of us.

So you excited she coming?

Over the moon.

Your mama always thinks she running
stuff, honey. I'm the queen of the

Your mama is not going to come in here
telling me what to do this time. Your

mama been trying to tell me what to do
for 20 years. She don't know you my

husband. Your mama is not my mama.

Your mama.

Mama.

Hey, mom.

Hey. We need you to come in. How you
doing?

All right.

Don't you touch me.

Hey, Miss Mary.

Mrs. Washington.

You told me I could... Call me Mrs.

Washington.

Hey, Philip.

Look at my baby.

It's nice to know that somebody's happy
to see me.

And my baby, you are so beautiful. You
don't look like either one of them.

She looks so pretty.

So, Ma, let me show you our home.

Come on.

Home?

This looks like a facility.

I mean... I guess it kind of is. Come
on, let me show you around.

What? What queen?

Queen of the castle.

So, yeah, this is kitchen.

It's much smaller than you described.

You feed a whole facility from this
little place?

It's not that bad.

Let me show you the living room.

So this is our cozy living room.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. People love it here.

Yep, and we love them.

Great group of people.

This looks like something Vincent would
be behind.

Oh, there's my grandson. Hey, baby, how
are you? How are you doing in school?

I'm good and great. I'm getting A's and
B's.

You must get that from your grandmother.

I think the smart gene skipped over your
father.

My dad's smart. Don't say that.

Oh, you wasn't born when he was bringing
home those D's and F's on his report

card. So don't you let him be too hard
on you.

Thanks, Grandma.

D's and F's dad?

It was the old math, son.

Old math?

Must have been old math, old history,
old science, old English, old recess.

You only got an effin' reset.

Oh, hey!

Hey, oh, just in time.

Uh, so this is Mr. Brown and his
daughter Cora to help us run this place.

is my mom, Mary Alice.

Oh, nice to meet you. Hey, any family of
Jeremy's is a family of mine.

Yes. Oh, say as long as you like.

Yeah, say as long as you like, uh, my
castle, my castle.

Yeah. No, thank you.

I'll be staying someplace else.

Oh, what?

At the nice hotel across the street.

When I learned that Vincent had
something to do with this place, I

elsewhere immediately.

No, you canceled that. You're staying
here. Oh, you couldn't pay me to stay

here. And why is that?

Because I have class.

Oh?

Right. Look, we actually put a lot of
hard work, and it took a lot of time for

us to get this place to where it is,
Mom.

And money.

You lost a real job, then moved in with
your deadbeat grandfather.

Oh, that's something to be proud of.

Oh,

she goes straight for the drugula.

Excuse me, Mary Alice.

That's Mary Alice.

Oh,

you're so small to have such a big
altitude.

Do these people stay here?

These people?

Killed another one.

How is it that the black people always
immediately get killed?

The movie just starred in All Them Dead.
That is how you know this is a

realistic movie.

The black people would have been the
first people out of the bush. I ain't

going into the bush.

Look at that.

So, uh, what you guys watching?

Uh, Dead People in the Woods, Part 6.

Ooh, I heard Part 5 was super scary.

Yeah, all the black people got killed in
the previews. They ain't even make it

to the big screen.

Did you finish your homework?

No, it's not due for another hour. Well,
I think you should go finish it now.

Oh, my gosh. Leave me alone.

What? Leave me alone.

What?

It was a prank. It was just a prank.

It was a prank. What kind of prank is
that? One that can get somebody injured.

Or get somebody injured. That is what I
said.

Everybody is doing it at school. It's
hilarious. Did you see the way that...

my gosh. You got up on that couch.

You should go through your home. You
finished your homework.

No, it's not due for another hour.

Oh, I think you should go and do it now.

Hey, leave me alone.

It is

not funny at all. They got you, Corbin.

is pranking. It's hilarious when you do
it to the right person.

Y 'all kids are ruthless.

What y 'all need is a good Bible study.
You're right.

Our Bible's amen.

Get your mind on Jesus.

Mr. Brown, listen.

It was just harmless fun. It ain't
right.

On that tick -tick, doing all the tick
-tick dance.

This was just harmless blood. It ain't
no harmless. My daddy would have beat me

back there. Birmingham, Alabama.

Y 'all need to stop.

Stay off that thing. We're going to do
my dad next. We got to do my dad next.

No,

no, no. So y 'all need to stop playing
like that.

Y 'all about to cause some major
problems. I'm telling y 'all. Okay,

'all go ahead and get your daddy. I'm
going to be right there. I'm going to be

right there in the video. Oh, yes. My
video going to go virus.

Y 'all can get somebody hurt. That is
not funny.

I got me all hot and bothered, all
worked up.

That was just a joke.

She gonna go get some pie.

When I get nervous, I just start eating
it.

That ain't funny to me.

I dare y 'all gonna do something like
that. Boy, what's so funny?

I got

work to do. That's what y 'all need to
go to work.

We got him.

We got him.

So, how long is she going to be here?

She's my mom, babe. As long as she
wants.

Three days, Max.

No, she's not that bad. Three days,
okay?

She's been disrespecting us since she
walked in the door.

Disrespecting? She didn't disrespect
nobody?

She said you lost your job and moved in
with your deadbeat granddaddy.

Come on now. You know she didn't mean
nothing by that.

She meant everything she said, Jeremy.

I was taught if you don't have nothing
nice to say, don't say nothing at all.

But you, my dear husband, keep letting
it happen.

All right, we can agree that my mom is a
little rough around the edges, but, you

know, all right, I won't let her
disrespect us no more.

Mm -hmm, you serious?

Yeah, I got this, relax.

I got this, come on now.

You know, this is my house. You know,
she has to respect me, all right? Let

boo handle this. Okay.

Because, you know, I don't play, all
right? All right. This is my castle.

is Jeremy's castle. Okay, baby, we'll
see.

The luckiest son in the world to have a
mother like you.

Sounds like you were talking about me
again.

Oh, no.

No, we was talking about the bugs in
Georgia.

You know, they real disrespectful.

Are you calling me a bug?

Hey, Mrs. Washington.

Call me Mary Alice.

You just told me to call you.

Call me Mary Alice.

Yes.

How long will you be visiting us?

You ready for me to leave?

Nope.

Never mind.

Go check on the alarm.

Talk to your mom.

Trouble in paradise?

Yes, actually, and you causing it.

You better remember that I'm your
mother.

I know, Mom, but... You ain't too big
for a spanking.

Actually, yes, I am too big for a
spanking, all right? Now, you got to

respecting me in my house.

I respect whatever I please.

And that's the last time you're going to
talk back to me.

Now, I am your mother, and you will show
me some respect.

Now, I'm going back to the hotel across
the street, and you think about how you

talk to your mother.

You got it all set up. Yeah, we're
setting it up.

Ooh, yeah.

This gonna be a good one, baby.

We're gonna get him. This gonna be the
best one.

Best one ever.

What's y 'all doing?

Nothing much, Dad.

Question. Has Grandma always treated you
like that?

Your grandmother has always had a
special way of showing her son that she

him. Yeah, but she's mad, like, most of
the time.

Some people just choose violence.

Look, their grandmother's had a hard
life.

Can't you see it all over her finger?

Yeah, show us some sympathy, all right?

She actually a sweet lady.

Who's sweet, your mama?

She about as sweet as an alligator with
a toothache.

Sweet.

Sweet, Mommy.

No, his mommy ain't sweet.

About as sweet as a cup of vinegar.

Yeah, Dad, she's got you walking on air
shelves.

He's right.

You put your mother before us whenever
she's involved.

I mean, she's a mother.

You know, she took care of me, so I got
to take care of her.

Not when she's disrespecting us in our
own home.

I have to agree with your wife, Jeremy.
She's right.

She never even tried to like me. She was
taking bets at our wedding on years

before we divorced.

Her guess was one year.

Oh.

Well, that lets you know she's not right
about everything, huh?

Phillip.

Phillip.

Did you finish your homework?

Uh, no.

But it's not due for another hour.

I think you should go and do it now.

Dang, woman, leave me alone!

No, it's a prank.

No, it's a prank.

What kind of prank?

It's the kind of prank where they get
the daddy mad and they put it out on the

Internet and I got it off.

It's just a prank, baby.

I told y 'all not to do this.

He's supposed to jump out of his pants,
baby.

What in the book of Revelations is
happening in this play?

This is exactly what I expected from
this type of heathenism I've seen here.

that's a pretty good word for
heathenism.

What does that mean?

Shut up.

As a woman, how do you allow your
household to be run in this manner?

I'm sorry.

It's a big misunderstanding. Philip and
I were playing a game.

What kind of game calls for a son to
disrespect his father and his

mother health?

Look, I respect you as my mother -in
-law, but... Jeremy was doing so well

before he met you. Look at him now.

Do you know what? If Jeremy isn't going
to stand up for this family, I will.

You will not come into my home and
disrespect my husband, my son, or

okay? My son and I like to have fun. We
have a little fun sometimes. We are

miserable, like you.

My son will love and respect me just
because he wants to be around love, not

like some big boy who's here.

Big her person who has a problem with
every situation. No, Cora, I ain't gonna

go nowhere. I'm about to video this.

This is old ladies going wild.

Are you gonna let her talk to me like
that?

She has a point, all right?

So you're taking her side? I'm not. I'm
just saying it's... I want to hear it

from your mouth.

She's right and I'm wrong. Go ahead. Go
ahead. Say it. Look, this is my fault. I

didn't mean to... Yes, Jeremy, let her
know.

So your wife knows better than your
mother.

Oh, Jeremy, you better get to talking.

Quick.

Do you not hear us speaking to you,
Jeremy? Okay, everybody.

Everybody, just hold on. Wait a minute.

Now, this is not how we behave in this
house.

Seems like it to me.

Oh, no.

No disrespect.

But none of this happened until you got
here. Oh, all right. Now, wait a minute.

No, you wait a minute, Jeremy.

You know, this got out of hand because
you didn't handle it. Uh -oh.

You know what? All this mess, this mess
gonna stop. I mean, right now. I mean it

right now.

Oh, I got y 'all a single car. I got y
'all on a wide shot.

Well, Miss Mary Lou, Miss Mary Lou
Ellis.

Mrs.

Washington to Yale. Well, wherever your
name is, you can get the step.

Mary Lou, Mary Ellen, or whatever your
name is.

I'm a dolly left, Cor.

And I told you, see this mess you
caused?

I said, this prank gonna cause a whole
lot of mess. And it's exactly what's

done.

Cause a bunch of problems.

Got your daddy and your mama out arguing
with your grandma.

Boy, that was dramatic, wasn't it?

A dead man walking.

You can't win in this situation, I'm
telling you.

So what do I do?

Perform an extracism.

Extracism? No, she extra, so you got to
do an extracism.

Man, I really need help. Please, come
on, y 'all, give me something. Stand up

for yourself.

And honor your wife.

It's embarrassing when a man is not a
man in front of his mother.

Is she next level crazy?

She don't live in this house. Leah do.

So you got to take care of home first.

Yes.

So where a man live, that's where he'll
make his pasture.

In the chip land.

Yeah,

I don't know what you just said, but...
Y 'all right.

And let me know when you're going to
talk to your mama so I can be there. I

to video that.

Hey, Dad, look, I'm sorry my prank
caused all this.

Son, this ain't even your fault. This is
something I should have handled a long

time ago.

I think Cora would have got her, though.

All right, I got some things I need to
address.

This better be good.

Mom, you're my mom. I love you, and I
always will.

And you know I'll always have your best
interest at heart.

You better.

I was in labor for... I know, I know.
Two days, 13 hours, and seven minutes. I

get it, all right?

Look. I respect you, Mom, but I have my
own family that I have to look after,

okay? And if you hate everything that I
love, then we're never going to get

anywhere, all right? Now, my whole life,
I've been worried about pleasing you

and what you think and punishment and
seances.

Seances? Am I the only one who heard
that?

I think I'm smart enough to know where
I'm not wanted.

Mom, you don't have to leave.

You two have a nice evening.

Watch. Okay.

All right. It's going to be great.

You got the egg?

Yep. Here it is.

Yeah.

I'm a video.

I'm a video.

Hey.

What's going on?

So we're playing this game, right?

All right, now it's where you throw
marshmallows and catch me in your mouth.

Now, I caught three.

Oh, I just got two. I couldn't catch
them. Yeah, you think you can beat that?

Yeah, come on. All right.

Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see if you got it.

One.

There's three.

Now that's a joke!

That's a problem!

Frank!

I can't believe you guys would prank a
kid. Yeah, what kid? Kid, you didn't

up, people.

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