All language subtitles for Assisted Living s02e14 Only the Lonely.eng

No worries.

No, no, no.

I can't watch this. I can't watch this.

I like that.

Hey, is that your mama land? That's
where you're from?

It's not a real place.

Yes, it is. That's on the southern tip
of Mongolian beef.

Mozambique. Yeah.

What are you doing here at this hour?

I had to get some work done.

What's all of that?

Uh, uh, night allergies.

What's your allergic to sleep?

He's wrongs at the time.

Okay. The only thing I know caused you
to stay up this late is caffeine,

uh, a little subscription jugs, and, uh,

some knocking boots.

I'll deny allergies to the least. I'll
leave me now.

Okay.

Maybe you can just cry yourself to
sleep.

Oh, you weren't crying, though. This is
allergies.

Allegedly.

You regret coming to America?

No, this movie is very funny.

I can't stop laughing.

Oh, okay.

I can see from the bloodshot eyes and
the tissue for an entire village.

I wasn't born yesterday, F .A.

I'm sorry, Miss Cora.

I'm having a moment.

Well, it looks like you've had a
streamer moment.

Every time I turn on the television, I
see something that reminds me of my pop.

So I get happy.

Then I get happy.

Let me see that remote.

Let's see if we can find it right quick.

Ah, there it is. Find the Nemo. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no. That's not Nemo.

That is Bobo from Hookline and Stinker.

It reminds me of my Aburubababi.

You mean your Obi -Wan Kenobi? No, no,
no.

My auntie. My auntie.

My friends and I, when we finish fishing
in the lagoon, she'll make the best

jollof rice and pepper fish.

Oh, okay.

You know I'll make a mean, dirty rice
and fried catfish.

I can throw in some sweet potato. Oh,
sweet.

My wife was sweet.

What?

Mr. Brown. Huh?

Mr. Brown, I'm concerned about F .A.

Everything seems to upset him.

I think he's missing his family and
friends. Oh, Cora, I'm going to get to

bottom of this because the Bible says
man should not cry us alone.

Mr. Brown said it nowhere in the Bible.
Somewhere.

No, but Jesus did we.

Yep.

Allergy's coming along.

They only act off my base.

Anybody want to play a game of go fish?

It's night allergies.

You need to take some for that.

And never let Mazzad's cat bitch in
jail.

You're allergic to fish too?

Man eaten by a giant blowfish.

What's the matter with Effie? I think he
misses friends.

See, unlike him, I don't have those
issues because all friends do is borrow

money, then get amnesia when it's time
to pay you back.

I ain't never did that to you. And you
ain't never been my friend.

You gotta do something to help Effie.

You know what? That's a good idea.

I bet you didn't know I have an honorary
degree from FU.

That's fool's university with a degree
in foolology.

No, that's flakeuniversity .com.

Thank you.

I have a degree in pathetic studies.

Do they use you as a case study?

Y 'all can say whatever you want to say,
but I'm going to have Effie fixed up in

no time. Watch.

He's so stupid.

So, Mr. Ukulele.

You can call me Effie.

No, no.

While I'm in a professional setting, I
prefer to just only use last name. We're

keeping it very professional. Don't I
look professional?

Thank you.

Okay, so tell me, Mr.

Oklahoma, when you wake up in the
morning, do you, A, apologize for your

breath?

Or do you, B, breathe on people without
any shame?

Or do you, C, Tell someone that
something has died in your mouth while

asleep.

What are you talking about?

Okay, denial.

Here's another one.

When you get angry at folks, do you A,

pip slap somebody?

Do you B, run and slap the first person
you see?

Or do you C, drop to your knees and
begin to pray?

I don't remember doing any of those
things.

Okay, forgetful.

Okay. When you see someone that has more
than yourself, do you A,

wish you had it?

Do you B,

take it from him?

Or do you C,

lie?

I envy no one.

Delusion -y.

Okay. Mr. O 'Walkiwa.

What I'm going to do is I'm going to
just go evaluate my evaluation of your

evaluation.

And I will get back to you as soon as
possible. Okay, Mr. O 'Connor.

Thank you.

Also angry.

Where's Phillip?

Oh, he should be on his phone. What's
up?

I just got a call from his teacher.

Apparently, he is failing chemistry.

What?

When he come in his house, oh, it is
going down.

What's that?

Hmm.

Stack home. On three.

One, two, three. Stack home.

Boy, have you lost your everlasting
mind, huh? You done missed 15

Eight. And 10 laughs?

Four. Boy, cut me off again.

I dare you.

What is wrong with you, huh?

You know what? I'll tell you what you
can do. You can walk around this house

until you find your little mind. How
about that?

I'm sorry. Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am.

Ten laughs.

If looks could kill.

Yeah, you'd be 12 feet deep.

12? You mean sick? No, no. She would
kill you twice.

Okay?

Now, you knew about this, F?

I don't want to be a chemist, and I
could make way more money being a ding

star.

Matter of fact, I don't want anything to
do with science.

It's not like when I graduate,
somebody's going to hand me a Petri dish

me to watch a cell grow.

At this rate, you aren't going to
graduate high school. And then you'll be

finding out about different kinds of
cells.

Give me this.

It's the problem right here. This phone.

You know what?

Get upstairs and put on a white beater
and some jeans. You about to find out

about some hard labor.

Ding dong.

Yeah, at least bring my cell. No.

That's my cell.

Okay, I've done an analyzation on Effie.

And I know exactly what's wrong with
him.

What's that?

He got menopause.

Let me handle this my way. You don't
know what you're talking about.

It's a scientifically proven fact that
men don't go through menopause. Well,

do they call it menopause then?

See, the scientists don't know nothing.
We should have just asked the Lord on

this matter. He knows all.

I think my fourth husband suffered from
that.

Once we were on the slopes and he
started stripping on the diamond, I

had the hots for me. Turned out he was
just having the hots.

Mr. Benny, I was trying to pray with
Effie, and I mentioned that our Lord and

Savior was a fisher of men, and he lost
it.

Don't worry about it. I got this. I got
this. You know what? Let me tell you

something. Just don't mention fish,
whatever you do. What you need to do is

watch and learn. Here we go.

Okay, all right.

F .A., my brother.

Whole thing just breaking up.

Look, I heard you going through a little
something.

You know, so me, Vinny, being, how can I
say this, unselfish. You know.

You know, what I like to do when I'm
going through something like this, you

know, take it to the head.

I can't take anything to the head.

I'm talking about, you know, throw one
back.

Throw what back to where?

Take a sip. You know, let's get numb.

The last time I was numb, I got a snip,
not a sip.

Numbing things is a temporary solution
for invertebrates. Give us a second

alone. Give us some time alone. Come on,
help us out here. Let's see what's

going to happen.

It seems I'm having a bit of trouble.

All my loved ones have gone. My friends,
my wife.

Yes, I know exactly how you feel. I've
suffered the same loss as myself.

You lose all your friends.

Then your wife leaves you for some guy
who knows how to ride a bull, leaving

behind to suffer the end of the journey
alone.

And then you end up in a place with a
bunch of people that you have nothing in

common with to end up in the dying
process.

No, no, no.

But you have to run to it. You cannot
run away from it. Yes.

How do I do that? You have to face
things head on.

Now look me in the eyes.

Fish. One fish. Two fish.

Red fish.

Blue fish.

Fishy. Fish rich.

The fish that say Pittsburgh.

Way to go, Sherlock.

Just give it some time to work its
magic.

Maybe I should analyze you.

That's it. That's it. I'm taking over.

I know what F .A.

needs. He needs a woman's touch.

Ah, you just be... Stop being nasty.

Not for me. I'm setting Effie up on
Silver Fox, the dating service for

singles who can still see, walk, and
talk.

The last time I went on Silver Fox, I
got something I couldn't return, and I'm

still itchy.

All right, so today we're going to use
120 -grit sandpaper to lightly sand

cabinets, all right?

So, uh, what we're gonna do here, always
remember, when sanding, it should be

going with the wood grain, like this.

Right. And don't forget, while sanding,
it should always be smooth like butter.

Or better yet, like my skin.

Okay?

Hey, yep.

Just like... I think we should take a
break.

We've been at this for hours.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, that hard label on your ass, ain't
it, boy?

I knew you couldn't handle it.

I knew it.

You know what?

Let me see that checklist. Let me see
how much he's done so far.

So far, he's a reupholstered a chair,
painted the hallway wall, detached all

bathroom cabinets, drilled in upgraded
hinges, sanded them down, conditioned

wood. I mean,

yeah. And I'm about to put the stank on
it.

You get it?

Stain? Stank? Like the AI?

All right, never mind.

Dad, do we have some more of the 220
grit sandpaper and wood conditioner?

Also, do you know where I could get a
crane?

What the hell is going on? You're
supposed to be in here working his

the bone.

I need you to turn the heat up. Got to
burn him out.

I'll try, all right?

But I'm falling asleep here. Can I get
like an energy drink?

Or just let me take a cat nap, like
right there.

How's this?

My name is F .A. Amawale.

I'm a self -starter who loves fishing
and playing board games. Ah, woman,

about to put me in a comma.

It's coma, not coma. Whatever it is,
you're about to put me in. Here, here,

me. I'm better suited.

Now, how's this?

To whom it may concern,

a rose by any other name shall smell as
sweet.

That's why you're still single, Reggie.

The type is, type is, type is idiot. I
got it, I got it, I got it.

Aquarius.

And my name is Ethnie.

And I like a woman who likes everyone
and everybody.

Put that down.

I really don't want to do that.

This is not how you pick a wife.

You have an arrangement deal.

Like married at first glance.

No, I couldn't do that. I mean, what if
she's ugly?

What if she's real ugly? Then we'd have
to change the show to hell no.

She got to go.

No.

I picked my dear wife.

Now she's going to.

Oh, shoot.

We got some action.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. We got
some action.

Wait, what we got?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, dang.

Oh, hell no.

I can't imagine having all these pretty
women on there and don't nobody want

you.

Loser.

Loser.

What?

Hey, what did y 'all do?

I was trying to help him.

Mr. Brack, you know, I got, come on,
come on in. I got an idea, I got an

think it may work.

You know, since F .A.

is missing his motherland. Uh -huh.

I say we bring his motherland here.

So does that come with curvy African
dancers and lawn clubs?

No.

It's a good idea, Carter. Good idea.
Good idea.

All right. So this is what we're going
to do.

Okay, Tom, y 'all.

Okay.

What's this on there?

Bob. Bob.

Bob. Bob.

Bob.

Bow -o -knee. You're trying to say bow
-o -knee.

Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee, which means
welcome.

Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o
-knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow

-knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o
-knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow

-knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow
-o -knee. Bow -o -knee. Bow -o -knee.

Bow -o -k

Did we?

Because we still got a fool in the room.

No.

The F is for fish.

No, no.

See, my method worked.

You all didn't need to do this.

Yes, we did, because you was crying like
a little old girl.

Wow, what is it meaning?

I am so... Mr. Brown, no, no.

We know you were missing your home, so
we want to make you feel at home.

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