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They say that loneliness is a disease,
that it can eat away at you, leaving
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nothing but a hollow shell.
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Some have even called me lonely.
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After all, I'm just a single man in a
small town occupying a large, empty
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But the truth is, I'm not lonely,
because I have them.
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I don't know when or how or why the
obsession started.
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All I know is I can't remember a time in
my life when I wasn't watching people.
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In parks, at libraries, coffee shops,
and now from the comfort of my
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laptop.
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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.
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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own
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entertainment.
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I had a front row seat to the most
interesting show in town.
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And the best part was, nothing I did was
even criminal.
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Because I told all of them about the
cameras.
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My favorite part of the property is a
great view of the mountain out back.
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Follow me. You're gonna love it.
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Most of my tenants paid little mind to
the cameras, quickly revealing their
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darkest realities.
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None of them suspected that I was
sitting there, relishing every moment of
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lives.
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Until Melissa.
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Are you watching me right now?
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But I'll get to her in a bit.
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No matter what anyone might say about
boyers, I don't do it for any sadistic
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reason. I do it for sheer entertainment.
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The same way you might watch TV.
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And if this were TV, my tenants created
the most compelling storyline.
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Chad and Lily were the first couple to
ever draw me in.
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Their relationship I likened to a late
-night softcore.
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A bunch of meaningless dialogue,
followed by the ultimate payoff.
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By day, they were just this typical
suburban couple.
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But by night they transformed into these
deviant sexual creatures.
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Have you been a bad girl?
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I've been really, really, really bad.
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Really, really not.
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Yeah, I keep thinking about your big
dick and I don't get any work done.
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I just want you to fuck me in every
single room of this house.
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I can't stop being a 30 -foot baby.
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Oh,
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no.
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I don't mean to be a bad girl.
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You want to be a bad girl?
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Hurt your back.
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Oh my God, there we are.
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Happy, happy, happy, happy, yes.
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Good girl.
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That's a good girl.
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That's a good girl.
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That's a good girl.
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It's so fucking bad. I do. It's so good.
It's so good. I've been dreaming about
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it. I've been thinking about it.
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Say please.
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Please.
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Please, let this cock in my pussy.
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The duality of Chad and Lily's marriage
was one of the greatest joys in my life.
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I derived such pleasure from their
pleasure.
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I rooted for them.
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But, as with all tenants,
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eventually they moved on.
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It was a sad day when they handed me
their last rent check.
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Ryan and Valentina, every argument more
extreme than the last, all building
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towards the explosive season finale.
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I was rooting for Valentina and Ryan to
somehow find common ground, but
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Valentina had set her sights on someone
new.
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None of them suspected that I was
sitting there, until Melissa.
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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.
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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own
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entertainment. I had a front row seat to
the most interesting show in town.
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Ryan and Valentina, every argument more
extreme than the last, all building
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towards the explosive season finale.
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I was rooting for Valentina and Ryan to
somehow find common ground, but
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Valentina, had set her sights on someone
new.
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I had to wait almost an entire year for
my next show.
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Melissa and Lyra.
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They were my favorite primetime drama,
offering a little bit of everything.
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Intrigue, love, lust, romance.
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conflict, heartache, and renewal.
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They moved in at the height of the
honeymoon phase.
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They could barely keep their hands off
one another for even a moment.
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But, as with all relationships,
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their lust -fueled affair tempered when
time and reality set in.
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Okay, so I'm going to tell you
something, but I don't want you to get
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Okay.
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I just feel like maybe we need to change
it up a little bit.
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Maybe add some penis into our life.
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You mean with a strap -on?
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Uh, no.
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I mean, you know I'm bi.
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It could be like a threesome.
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You were straight when I met you.
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Yeah, but then I met you.
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I know.
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I don't need penis.
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I do.
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Come on, just meet him.
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He's super nice and open -minded.
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He's not looking for anything serious.
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Wait, you already have someone picked
out?
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I felt for Melissa.
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I could tell from the look on her face
she didn't want this.
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But there was no stopping Lyra.
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Don't be so nervous.
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I'm not.
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As hot as it was, I didn't like seeing
Melissa so torn.
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She was such a vulnerable woman.
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So sweet.
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It hurt me to watch.
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I told you we needed some dick.
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I mean, come on.
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Yesterday was amazing.
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It was.
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Can I get you guys some orange juice?
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I'll take some orange juice.
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Hey.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Up until this moment... Everyone who had
lived in my house were simply
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characters in their own TV show.
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But all that changed on this particular
morning.
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Are you watching me right now?
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If you are,
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how fucked up is my life?
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And I fall in love with this great girl,
and she's upstairs lying in the arms of
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this great guy.
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Only. That's my life.
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How's it going?
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It was the first time anyone had
acknowledged the camera's existence.
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Nobody ever paid attention to the
cameras.
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And now that she did, it changed
everything.
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I felt violated and liberated at the
same time.
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I couldn't keep an emotional distance if
one of the characters acknowledged me.
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Acknowledgement meant that I became a
character in the story, not just an
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observer. So, Michael's been spending a
lot of time with us.
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Yeah, I really like him.
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I like him too.
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Good.
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But maybe we should focus on us a
little.
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We are.
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Michael's just an extension of us.
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What does that even mean?
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Come on.
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Melissa, stop being jealous.
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You know I need this.
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Not tonight.
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I have a migraine.
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You guys have fun, though.
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Are you there?
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I'm here.
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Listen to them.
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How happy they sound together.
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She never makes that sound when I kiss
her.
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I'm losing her and she won't even admit
it.
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If you're out there, stay with me.
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Until it's over.
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I don't want to be alone.
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Not yet.
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my balls in your mouth like that.
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inside of it.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
god.
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You fucked me.
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I'm not so fucking good.
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I think it's an object.
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If you're the one who's watching, or if
you hear this at all, leaning at the
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spot and running to each other hiking,
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then you're talking.
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So you have been watching on camera?
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I'm always watching.
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What have you seen?
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Fighting.
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Heartbreak.
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Loneliness.
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Sex.
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So, what's so different about me that
maybe you can?
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You were you.
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Authentic.
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Hopeful.
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Scared.
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You were everything that I feel.
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Now when I leave here, are you going to
watch me on your laptop?
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Yeah.
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After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.
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I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own
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entertainment. I had a front row seat to
the most interesting show in town.
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Melissa and Lyra.
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They could barely keep their hands off
one another for even a moment.
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But their lust -fueled affair tempered
when time and reality set in.
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Maybe we need to change it up a little
bit.
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Maybe... Add some penis in her life.
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Come on, just meet him.
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He's super nice and open -minded.
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He's not looking for anything serious.
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I didn't know whether Melissa took her
one -sided
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conversations with me seriously or if I
was simply a virtual diary for her to
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confide in.
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Would she have confided in the real me
if I was standing right in front of her?
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Logan? As fate would have it, I got my
answer. I'm the girl that's living in
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your house. Oh, I know.
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Sorry.
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I know who you are.
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We always pay on time.
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How's everything going?
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No, we're good.
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Everything's okay? We're good.
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So I didn't know you were much of a
hiker.
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Oh.
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Yeah,
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you know, because I work from home, so,
you know, hiking's like my one
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connection to the outside world.
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I get that.
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I get lonely sometimes, too.
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Anyway, it was great seeing you.
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Yeah. Yeah, likewise.
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For weeks, I waited for her to say
something, anything to me, to
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existence behind the camera, but she
didn't.
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And for the first time in all the years
of watching, I felt lonely.
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I didn't want to watch anymore.
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I wanted to participate.
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And as with any primetime drama, my
story soon took a drastic turn.
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Oh, no, I'm good.
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Can you guys have fun with us?
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We love you.
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Logan, if you're the one who's watching,
or if you hear this at all, meeting at
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the spot we're running to each other
hiking,
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I need to talk to you.
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But you have been watching the camera?
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I'm always watching.
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What have you seen?
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Anything and everything that's happened
on the security cameras
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I've seen.
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Fighting.
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Heartbreak.
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Loneliness.
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I'm sorry.
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Did that freak you out?
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Yes. No.
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In a really fucked up way.
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Kind of comforting.
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Knowing that someone's watching.
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I felt very alone since we've moved in.
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You're not alone.
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I'm here.
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You know, I've learned so much about you
from watching your life.
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More so than I probably would have had I
just been... Living your own?
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You taught me that I can truly care
about somebody else.
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That their pain can also be my pain.
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Sorry,
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it's not even real life.
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It's real life.
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It's always been real life.
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Just because you're watching it from
your laptop doesn't make it any less
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So, what's so different about me that
made you care?
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You... were you.
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Authentic.
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Hopeful.
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Scared. Lost.
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You were everything that I feel.
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01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,060
Only you make me want to make those bad
parts all better.
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01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:04,740
Oh.
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01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:49,460
Yeah.
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01:08:23,149 --> 01:08:24,149
Oh.
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01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:54,740
Mmm.
266
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,080
Mmm.
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01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:06,270
I gave Melissa a million reasons not to
like me, but she still did.
268
01:22:07,050 --> 01:22:11,350
She said it was because she understood
me, that she connected with me on a
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01:22:11,350 --> 01:22:12,350
deeper level.
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01:22:12,950 --> 01:22:17,750
She had done what I always thought I was
incapable of doing, seeing people for
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01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:19,750
who they really were without all the
cameras.
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01:22:22,570 --> 01:22:27,530
Sorry. The next night, Melissa ended
things with Lyra and Michael.
273
01:22:27,830 --> 01:22:29,850
She told them she needed something more.
274
01:22:34,890 --> 01:22:35,890
And so did I.
275
01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:39,510
The fetish of watching would always be a
huge part of who I was.
276
01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:41,650
But now it wasn't the only part.
277
01:22:43,050 --> 01:22:48,350
After all, when one show ends, another
must begin.
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01:22:48,750 --> 01:22:49,810
Well, you just arrived.
279
01:22:52,290 --> 01:22:53,530
Oh, my God.
280
01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:55,330
You're cute, aren't you? You're so
happy.
281
01:22:55,550 --> 01:22:56,550
Yeah.
282
01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:01,090
Okay, let's get down to that.
283
01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:13,140
Hey.
284
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:22,360
They say that loneliness is a disease,
that it can eat away at you, leaving
285
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:24,060
nothing but a hollow shell.
286
01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:26,740
Some have even called me lonely.
287
01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:33,240
But the truth is, I'm not lonely,
because I have them.
288
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:39,780
After my mother died, I rented out her
home to a variety of tenants.
289
01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:44,760
I set up 12 different surveillance
cameras around the house for my own
290
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:49,000
entertainment. I had a front row seat to
the most interesting show in town.
291
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:52,940
Chad and Lily were the first couple to
ever draw me in.
292
01:25:53,660 --> 01:25:57,440
They transformed into these deviant
sexual creatures.
293
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,700
None of them suspected that I was
sitting there.
294
01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:07,660
Until Melissa.
295
01:26:16,929 --> 01:26:19,470
It didn't take long for a new couple to
move in.
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01:26:20,310 --> 01:26:21,730
Ryan and Valentina.
297
01:26:22,450 --> 01:26:28,150
And if Chad and Lily were a late -night
softcore, these two were the ultimate
298
01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:29,310
reality show.
299
01:26:29,950 --> 01:26:35,250
Melodrama after melodrama. Every
argument more extreme than the last. All
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01:26:35,250 --> 01:26:38,050
building towards the explosive season
finale.
301
01:26:39,650 --> 01:26:42,230
I'd never seen two people go at each
other more.
302
01:26:46,059 --> 01:26:50,620
And it wasn't until Ryan's brother Van
moved in that anything changed.
303
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,700
Van was the ultimate good mood pill.
304
01:26:54,220 --> 01:26:56,840
Someone both of them could laugh with
and be civil to.
305
01:26:57,440 --> 01:27:01,400
After all, Ryan didn't want his brother
to think that he was the world's most
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01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,400
volatile husband.
307
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:09,420
And Valentina, well, Valentina didn't
want Van to think that she was a raging
308
01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:10,720
cunt of a wife.
309
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:15,660
I genuinely enjoyed watching the dynamic
shift from one of anger to one of
310
01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:20,880
enjoyment. I was rooting for Valentina
and Ryan to somehow find common ground
311
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,580
and forgive one another for being so
awful.
312
01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:28,280
But, just like most reality shows, that
never happened.
313
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:34,500
Because Valentina had set her sights on
someone new.
314
01:27:39,310 --> 01:27:41,630
No, no, Valentina, we can't.
315
01:27:42,170 --> 01:27:43,650
Oh, come on.
316
01:27:44,090 --> 01:27:45,550
You don't want to know how I'd be funny.
317
01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:51,790
I mean, I do, but he's my family, and
I'm not going to. I'm your family, too.
318
01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:53,310
I'm your sister, too.
319
01:27:54,650 --> 01:27:57,870
Yeah, but I don't. I'm nothing.
320
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:55,540
You never know.
321
01:33:01,060 --> 01:33:02,460
Mmmmm.
322
01:47:22,060 --> 01:47:26,720
the greatest series finale in all the
series I'd ever watched.
323
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:31,320
Sadly, it never got renewed for another
season.
324
01:47:32,420 --> 01:47:34,820
Valentina and Ryan moved out a few weeks
later.
325
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:37,380
I don't know what ever came of either of
them.
326
01:47:37,820 --> 01:47:38,820
I hate you!
327
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:39,779
Get out!
328
01:47:39,780 --> 01:47:40,780
Get out!
329
01:47:41,780 --> 01:47:45,360
I had a front row seat to the most
interesting show in town.
330
01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:47,160
Melissa and Lyra.
331
01:47:47,500 --> 01:47:50,960
They could barely keep their hands off
one another for even a moment.
332
01:47:51,530 --> 01:47:56,970
But their lust -fueled affair tempered
when time and reality set in.
333
01:47:57,510 --> 01:47:59,470
Maybe we need to change it up a little
bit.
334
01:47:59,870 --> 01:48:02,310
Maybe add some penis in our lives.
335
01:48:03,330 --> 01:48:04,890
Come on, just meet him.
336
01:48:05,230 --> 01:48:07,550
He's super nice and open -minded.
337
01:48:08,670 --> 01:48:10,690
He's not looking for anything serious.
338
01:48:14,090 --> 01:48:16,650
None of them suspected that I was
sitting there.
339
01:48:17,550 --> 01:48:18,630
Until Melissa.
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01:48:18,890 --> 01:48:20,190
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