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Hey, how are you?
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Hey, I'm good.
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Are you J?
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Oh, yes.
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How you doing?
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I'm August.
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I'm here for your fitting.
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I'm sure.
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Come on in.
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Thanks.
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Nice place.
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Oh, thanks.
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So, what's the special occasion?
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Um, I'm about to get married.
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No kidding, really?
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Yeah, the big leaf just happened.
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Oh, well, I thank you for trusting us and
getting your suit ready for that day.
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Okay, so, um, I'm just gonna start.
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I'm gonna get right to it.
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Okay, sure.
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Okay.
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So, just a few things here.
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We're gonna start with, um, your arms.
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So, hold your arms out like that.
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Okay,
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now I'm going to do your chest.
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So, I'm just gonna have to reach around.
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Sorry, reach around here.
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Nice and broad.
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Okay, and I'm gonna do the outseam.
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Okay,
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so now I'm going to
do your inseam, but it's,
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can you move your
legs a little bit more?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's okay, right?
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You need to get in here.
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So, sorry.
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Okay.
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Twenty-six.
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Really big.
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Okay.
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And now I just need to get your thigh all
the way around here.
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I'm just gonna do it like that.
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Oh, that's wide.
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No.
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Wait.
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I'm sorry.
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I did not, I didn't know, um, it's,
it's big.
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It's big.
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It's not my own.
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Oh, that's not your thigh.
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That's not your thigh.
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Okay.
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Um, okay.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you mind if I take
your pants down and,
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and, and do it that
way, without your pants?
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So, I can just get the correct
measurement.
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Just cuz, you know, yeah, yeah,
cuz the bulge is so big.
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So, um, is it okay?
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If we... Okay, sure.
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I mean, you have to do a good job.
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Okay.
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Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to make sure it
fits right.
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So, and, um, yeah, yeah, it'd be,
it'd be better if we could take them off.
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So, if you're comfortable.
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Um, I just want to get it fitted right for
your special day.
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Let me do what I've got to do to get the
job done, I guess.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So, yeah.
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I'm just, sorry.
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Don't mind me.
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Yeah.
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Um, gonna have to... Yeah, that wasn't
my... Yeah, it wasn't your thigh.
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Okay.
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Um, so, yeah, I'm just gonna try to get
around the bulge here.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'll remember it.
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I'll just find...
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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And...
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I'm sorry.
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Mm-hmm.
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Everything is totally fine.
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Everything.
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Mm, you're good.
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Um, it's just that your bulge is so big.
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And I just want to make sure that your,
uh, your pants, they fit you right.
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So, I'm gonna have to measure you
everywhere.
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Mm-hmm.
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Is that okay with you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Everywhere.
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Mm-hmm.
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Your piece.
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I mean, do what you do to the wall.
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If that's what you have to do.
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Okay.
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Yeah, just because it's, I want to get the
right measurements and...
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Yeah, whatever you get,
the perfect, um... Oh my God.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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I have allergies.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just so big.
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Oh my God.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm gonna measure this.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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It's such a big dig.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
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I'm trying to stay
professional but... Oh!
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Oh my God.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's just so fucking big.
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I've never seen a dig like that before in
my life.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, yeah, don't worry, I'm just
measuring.
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Yeah, just spread your legs like that.
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Oh my god, it's even bigger back here.
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Oh, and yeah, just... Oh my god.
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Okay, I'm gonna get my ruler out for this
one.
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Sorry, I just need to make sure.
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Oh, it's got me there.
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Mmm.
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Oh my god, it's so big.
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I should probably get the girth.
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You know, it's... I should see this one.
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It's pretty.
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Big all around.
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Oh my god.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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You don't mind you.
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Just tuck it a little bit.
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I'm only never fed.
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I'm gonna speak if I take before.
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More.
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Ok.
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Come on.
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Oh God thisforming piece is missing.
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Applause.
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Oh, it's how we get our outstanding
representation.
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Oh, the head.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ah, come here.
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Yes.
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Oh my god It's so, it's so smooth.
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Yeah.
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We have fun.
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Yeah, we got fun.
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What fun is that.
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So beautiful.
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I can't think.
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Awww, yes.
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There.
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I'm gonna give you a good fitting today.
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Trisha is going to put me out.
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Argh... sorry.
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I'm just faking our ears!
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Look at that chicken!
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Oh no!
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I'm not just letting it sharpen out from
you, right Over!
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It'seyes!
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photograph!
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Wait a time, you can't make my phone come
like this...Oh shit!
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Bye!
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That shone a lot.
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Oh no!
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Bicycle power!
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No sound effect on the background ghost.
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Can't no sound effect on the background!
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Can't no sound effect on the background
ghost!
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Oh my god, am I in my wood?
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I'm in my wood.
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Take your shirt off.
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Don't talk like this each one.
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Yes.
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What?
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Oh, it could look like a stove pan.
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Oh, it could get a little bit closer.
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Yes.
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It's so funny.
191
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I'm touching my little Chrissy out.
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Yeah, Blshh!
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Oh, like, uhh!
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Oh, it's a two minute test!
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Oh, my God, it's so deep!
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Oh my gosh... domin
having their hands able
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to air down my hands
able to air down my hand.
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Oh my gosh... oh my gosh... oh my gosh...
oh my God.
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If I play, I can wait.
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Oh... oh my god.
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Please.
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Howling.
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Why am I so big?
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Oh, it's so sudden!
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, it's so sudden.
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Oh, yes!
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I'm so fucking dead.
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You want to taste myself?
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I'll have your taste.
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Take a look.
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Oh, you need that.
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Stay right there.
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Oh my god Let me go, stop.
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I can't god, stop!
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I...can't...read this.
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Ooh,actually.
218
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It's all a bit of a original thing.
219
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Oh, no.
220
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People think in my videos don't want to
kill me.
221
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Oh, I wish I could why.
222
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Something else is so dead.
223
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That just fucks me.
224
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I just said, before my bad... yeah...
yeah, I want you to come so fucking bad...
225
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Look!
226
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Calm down, Mike!
227
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tell me what!
228
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Hey!
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What?
230
00:31:33,231 --> 00:31:34,231
Hey, Mike!
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This good food!
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Who is that little idiot?
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It's such a big night.
234
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So, I guess we should finish your fitting.
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Well, I kind of have a second thought,
so I'm getting married now.
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I hope there wasn't my phone.
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