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* Oh my, oh my,*
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* got a lot on my mind.*
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* Oh my, oh my,*
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* it's messy but it's mine.*
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* The Kouncil*
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[***]
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* Treat my body
like the candy shop,*
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* pick your poison,*
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* different flavors
for the choosing*
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* yeah I got a lot.*
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* You can't explain it...*
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[Music suddenly stops]
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- Oh, missed a spot.
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- Great, Seth is on the
way to have sex with us
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and Flo just had to show up.
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- Who said anything about sex?
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- Are you crazy?
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Do you know how long it's been?
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- It's been a really long time.
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- So is he having
cherry pie tonight or what?
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- I got it.
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We'll just lay a towel down.
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He'll never notice.
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- Oh, right, until he
goes into the shower
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and sees a crime
scene on his dick.
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- Okay, no sex.
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We'll just watch a movie.
It's fine.
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- I don't want to go see
a fucking movie with him.
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I want a burger!
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Fuck!
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[***]
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[Doorbell rings]
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[***]
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* You must think I'm stupid,
you must think I'm blind. *
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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- Hey, come on in.
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-Thanks for having me.
-Yeah, of course.
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- I brought you a gift.
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- Thank you.
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That's very sweet.
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- This is nice.
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- Thank you.
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Yeah, it was my aunt's.
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She decorated it.
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She left it to me.
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She ended up dying, actually.
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- Are you okay?
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- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
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No, I don't even
know why I mentioned it.
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- Okay, well, she did her thing.
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- Yeah, she did, honestly.
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Oh.
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- It's for your dog.
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- Oh, I don't have a dog.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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- I could have sworn
you had a dog somewhere.
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- But thank you.
That's very sweet.
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-Okay, record player.
-Yeah.
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- It's nice.
How long have you had that?
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- It was my aunt's, so however
long she's had it for.
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- Awesome.
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Light or dark?
What are we doing?
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- Either or.
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I just brought them out.
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You know, I thought
we could do some shots.
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I can make you
a cocktail if you'd like.
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- I'm with whatever
you're with tonight, so...
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- Amazing.
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- You mind if I use the
bathroom real quick?
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- No, not at all.
It's right back there.
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- Okay.
I'll be right back.
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- Okay.
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What?
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- Gifts are my love language.
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- I know,
I'm kind of in love with him.
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- Whoa, okay,
what is happening?
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You can't even use the gift.
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- I know, but it was
really thoughtful.
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We should thank him.
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- We should give him head.
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- Okay, everybody stop.
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I'm gonna need you
to break this down, okay?
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You're telling me you're
willing to put this man's
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mushroom cap in your mouth
because he gave you a dog toy
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for a dog you don't have?
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- Yeah.
Yeah.
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- Look, all I know is Jackson
never got us any gifts,
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and I'm really liking
the attention right now.
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- And I'll be damned if
the next guy cheats
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because I didn't do enough.
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- And once again,
you're being ruled
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by your emotions
and logic takes a back seat.
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Great, I guess I'll just
go fuck myself.
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- Wait, what happens
if we do this
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and he ghosts us right after?
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- Girl, please.
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He is not gonna
ghost us after this, okay?
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Just remember to breathe
through your nose, no teeth.
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That sloppy toppy always
keeps them coming back.
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[Seagulls squawking]
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* I don't need you to dig
what I'm about,*
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* no matter
what you say or do...*
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- I think Seth is ghosting me.
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- Hmm.
What makes you say that?
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- I texted him and asked if he
wanted to hang out tonight,
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and he gave me a thumbs up
in response,
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and he has not responded since.
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- Okay, and what were
the vibes last night?
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- They were good.
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We watched TV,
we talked, we hung out.
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I gave him head.
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-Gave him head?
-Yeah.
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- That was quick.
- I know.
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I mean, it wasn't the original
plan, but he got me a gift
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and I got inspired
in the moment.
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- It makes sense.
Gifts are your love language.
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- They are.
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I mean, you don't
give Martin head
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after he does
something thoughtful?
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- No, after five years,
I don't even know
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what his dick
looks like anymore.
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-That's true love.
-Yes, it is.
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Thank you.
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Did you do it until he finished?
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- Oh, God, yes.
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-How long did that take?
-Too long.
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I don't even know.
I still have fucking lockjaw.
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- Did you....
Did you swallow?
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- No.
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-You can tell I'm lying?
-Yes.
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100 percent.
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-Yeah.
-100 percent.
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-You're disgusting.
-I know.
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- Who's that?
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- Oh, that's Xavier.
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He lives on my block.
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- Katie, why are you not going
after that very attractive man?
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Is it cuz he's not toxic?
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- Seth is not toxic.
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You don't even know him.
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- You don't even know him, okay?
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What I do know is
Xavier seems pretty into you.
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- Oh, all right, well, that's
not what we're talking about
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right now, okay?
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Can we please focus?
Help me out.
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Is he ghosting me?
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Yes or no?
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- It is still on "read."
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- It's on "read"?
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- It's currently
still on "read."
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He's typing.
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- He's typing?
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- Just kidding.
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- Oh, you're a bitch.
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- Sorry.
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* I want to be honest, *
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* want the truth. *
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- Do you think I should
trim my nose hairs?
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- Why are we doing this?
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He didn't even respond.
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- He didn't respond yet,
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but I want to be ready
for when he does.
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- You're getting ghosted.
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- We are not getting ghosted.
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His phone probably
just fell down a well.
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We had a real connection, okay?
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He's gonna text us back.
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* Whoa, handle her, how she
got so much stamina?*
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* How she got so much
RAM in her?*
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* Gigabyte when she gon'
dance it up.*
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* Hey, let me do
them eyes...*
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- You've got to be kidding me.
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[Owl hooting]
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- This is why seeking validation
from men was a terrible idea.
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Now we're ghosted and
right back at square one.
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- But what exactly did
we do to get ghosted?
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I really thought he was the one.
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He liked me.
I felt it.
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- Girl, he liked me.
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You felt what you needed
to believe that.
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- You.
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He probably ghosted us because
you didn't have sex with him.
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- Excuse me?
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How is this my fault?
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Was the head not enough?
We even swallowed.
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- No, I remember.
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it tasted like warm boogers
and battery acid going down.
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He probably ghosted us because
you gave him head right away.
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- So at first it was because
I didn't have sex with him,
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now it's because I did?
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Damned if I do,
damned if I don't.
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So I repeat,
how is this my fault?
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- Oh, my God.
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What happened?
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We were intimate with this guy
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and he doesn't
even text us back.
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What am I doing?
I have standards.
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- No, you had standards, but you
chucked them out the window
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because you're so desperate for
validation from men right now.
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- No, he met everything
on our manifestation list.
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- Did he?
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He gave us a dog toy
when we don't have a dog.
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And he was texting other
women when he was with us.
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- So the red flags were
there the whole time,
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and you still thought
he was the one?
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Stupid.
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- Fine, blame me.
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It's always my fault, right?
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Silly me, thinking my
prince was ever gonna come.
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- Your prince will never come if
you keep anxiously attaching
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to these toads.
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But now we're hurt again
and it's worse this time
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because this stupid list
got us in a situation
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where someone else's actions
could affect us like this.
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Because our heart
was irresponsible.
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- And immature.
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- And embarrassing.
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- And fucking desperate.
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Did we go too far?
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- No, it needed to be said.
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You're right.
She was irresponsible.
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You know, I'm beginning
to think if Prince Charming
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even exists or wonder if
Prince Charming even exists.
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If we fall for every guy
who gives us attention
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we'll just continue
being a doormat for them.
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I'm starting to think
true love is bullshit.
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- What did you just say?
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- True love is bullshit.
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- Yeah, but you've never said
anything like that before.
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Something's wrong.
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- What, like someone new is
here?
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- No, like I felt a
sudden change of heart.
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[***]
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- Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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- Now that's a
bitch I can get behind.
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- Heart?
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- No, that's a man-eater.
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[***]
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* She bougie, she bad *
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* she livin' rent-free,
she bad. *
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* She got that,
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she promised. *
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* Don't watch that,
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no apologies, *
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* she turnin' up the volume,
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oh, stand back. *
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* Colors like a rainbow
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when she's bad. *
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* She got that. *
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* She got that. *
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* She got that. *
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* She got that, *
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* wearing all them colors like
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a rainbow and she's so bad. *
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[***]
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* Wearing all them colors like
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a rainbow and she's so bad. *
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[***]
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* So, so bad, bad. *
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