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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,042 How do you want me? 2 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:47,463 Oh, that's good. Yeah. Just get comfortabIe. 3 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,718 l'm a little nervous. 4 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:54,262 Nah, you're doing great. 5 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,600 A IittIe to the right there, gorgeous. 6 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,728 Okay. Like this? 7 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,146 Oh, that-a-girl. 8 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:08,860 Yeah. 9 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,863 Okay. You ready? 10 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,949 -Yeah. -You're blushing, Dorothy. 11 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,034 -Go, Kathy. -Go, Kathy. 12 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,247 Okay, and big smile. 13 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:27,295 Kathy Regan. I wiII aIways remember the game against FairfieId. 14 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,255 That one final kick. 15 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,216 State champions, senior year. 16 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,427 Hunter McCaffrey. 17 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,221 I wiII aIways remember aII the great times 18 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:41,642 with the dirty dozen and mackin' aII the honeys. 19 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,772 Cindy K., Tina B., Michelle H. 20 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,608 God damn! Just too many to remember. 21 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,611 -Yeah! -I'II aIways remember 22 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,238 Iacrosse champions. 23 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,616 AII the gIory days with the boys. 24 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:01,412 I wiII aIways remember the math club madmen. 25 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,915 -Look 21 . -Making the perfect fake I.D.s. 26 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,750 Which lasted six seconds. 27 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,463 -Troy Cochran. -Troy "Cock Ring." 28 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,340 -Troy gives good head. -Fuck you. 29 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,051 -I'II aIways remember... -Seniors! 30 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,136 ...the senior prank. 31 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:20,097 -Seniors! Seniors! Seniors! -Seniors! Seniors! Seniors! 32 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,789 Matthew Kidman. I wiII aIways remember... 33 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,562 Yeah, well, l told her l wanted to try out. 34 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:59,655 We'd like to honor a student who has shown outstanding Ieadership. 35 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,909 We have no doubt that someday 36 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:06,370 he will be one of the great poIiticians in Washington. 37 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:10,166 The award for the brightest leader of tomorrow, 38 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,752 Matthew Kidman. 39 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,340 -l'm in! l'm in! -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 40 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,051 Georgetown's taking you? That's huge! 41 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,548 Hey, Jenny. 42 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,612 -Do you have the fever? -No. 43 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,865 Why? Do you? 44 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,492 l don't know. Maybe. 45 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,912 How about you? 46 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,956 l just gotta fuck something. 47 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,042 I said everybody say "Ho!" 48 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,919 -Ho! -Ho! 49 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,427 You know what I say? I say this prom is gonna be off the hook! 50 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,055 Do you feeI me? Yeah! 51 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,937 Security's gonna be tight. Everybody get wasted before you show up. Yeah! 52 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,024 That's enough. 53 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,776 That's enough. I can wait. 54 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,612 I can wait, peopIe. 55 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,867 Now, here's your student counciI president, 56 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,286 who has a few announcements to make. 57 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,789 Thanks, Mr. Salinger. 58 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,879 AII right. How you doing? 59 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,843 Okay, let's start off with Operation Get Samnang. 60 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,137 Samnang, baby! 61 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,514 Yeah. 62 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,059 Well, we did it. 63 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,561 We raised the $25,000. 64 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,814 So, now we can bring the genius Samnang out of Cambodia 65 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,983 and bring him here to study at Westport. 66 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:47,364 Speaking of which, Samnang sent us a new tape. 67 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,366 Show that shit! 68 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,912 Show it! 69 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,165 Hi, everyone. lt's Samnang. 70 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,293 Yeah! Samnang! 71 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:02,838 I'm very excited to be coming soon. 72 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,965 -Are you excited? -Yeah! 73 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:12,098 I toId my cIass that I'm coming to America. They were sad. 74 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:15,101 -But I am so happy. -l want to bang you! 75 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:18,187 -Go, Cougars! -Yeah! 76 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:34,662 How do they just skip class every day and go to the beach? 77 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,705 Because they just don't care. 78 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,677 Let's go with 'em. 79 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,097 -Seriously. Let's just do it. -Why? 80 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,891 Because, l mean, we never do anything. 81 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:59,311 l mean, we're graduating. We should be going nuts right now. 82 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,982 -Let's just do something. -l am doing something. l'm going to class. 83 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:07,027 Klitz, you already got into Yale. l mean, it doesn't matter anymore. 84 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,905 -Yeah, Klitz, you pussy. -Well, why don't you go? 85 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,492 -Yeah, come on. Let's go. -Beach is for fags, Matt. 86 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,162 -The beach is for fags? -Yeah. 87 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,249 You know what? You guys are fags. 88 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,256 Everyone to the beach! 89 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,968 Let's go! Lock 'em and load 'em, dude. 90 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,099 Fuck it. 91 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,870 PersonaI power. 92 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:03,167 PersonaI power means the abiIity to act, the abiIity to take action. 93 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:07,713 There are three steps to personaI power that are necessary to produce the resuIts. 94 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:12,676 And here's number one step to personaI power. It's caIIed energy. Energy. 95 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,055 Now, when you wake up feeIing, Iike, reaIIy Iethargic, Iousy, 96 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,765 you usuaIIyjump up and go... 97 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,026 Oh, shit. 98 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,507 Hey! Pull it over! 99 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,636 Pull it over! Pull over! 100 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,043 Oh, you're home early. 101 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,337 Yeah, l postponed yearbook. l gotta work on my speech. 102 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,880 Hi, Mr. Peterson. 103 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,799 -Mr. President. -Mrs. Peterson. 104 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,134 -Congratulations. -Yeah. 105 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,176 Oh, thank you. 106 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:40,180 Congratulations. Georgetown. Wow. You must be flying. 107 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,182 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 108 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,809 What's the speech you're working on? 109 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,813 lt's for this scholarship l need to get so l can actually go to Georgetown. 110 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,524 lt's pretty expensive. 111 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,777 Yeah, what kind of scholarship is it? l mean, what do they give it for? 112 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:58,449 lt's for the student who best demonstrates moral fiber. 113 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,409 Moral fiber. Well, that's... 114 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,829 -Oh, l'm sure you'll get it. -Thanks. l mean, l hope so. 115 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,708 There's some stiff competition, and they only pick one of us. 116 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,170 So, l'll just have to blow them away with my speech. 117 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,718 Okay. So, why do l deserve this scholarship? 118 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,055 Well, John F. Kennedy once said, 119 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,682 "Ask not what your country can do for you, 120 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,809 "but what you can do for..." 121 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,346 Look, l don't know who she is. 122 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,641 l'm just saying that this girl was unbelievable. 123 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,060 l mean, she was like this angel. 124 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,855 l mean, she had this smile. I mean, you shouId have seen it. 125 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,275 -So, did you bang her? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. l banged her. 126 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,737 -That's what a man does. Okay? -Yeah. Okay, Eli. 127 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,197 Good. 128 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:25,577 Whoa. Oh, my God. She's so hot. 129 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,622 -What channel, dude? -No. The girl next door. 130 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,834 -l can see her through my window. -How's the rack? 131 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,128 God, who is this girl? 132 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,171 -How's the rack? -Hold on. Relax. 133 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,174 No, dude. You relax. Be a man and go over there. 134 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,218 Okay. Say what? 135 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,929 l don't know. Get off your ass and do something. Fuck! 136 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,061 -Hey, what are you doing? -What? 137 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,106 Hey, dude, seriously, l told you. lt really freaks me out 138 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,358 when you watch that while you're talking to me. 139 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,193 Just learn to like it. 140 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:07,077 Oh, my God. 141 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:10,789 What? Matt, what? Matt. 142 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,505 Dude, what the fuck? 143 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,860 Shit. 144 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,935 -Yes? -l'm sorry. l don't... 145 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,480 -Dan. -What's going on? 146 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,610 Matthew. Matthew, come down here. 147 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,790 What are you doing up there? 148 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,125 -Nothing. -Come down here. 149 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,177 This is Danielle. 150 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,180 You know Mrs. Clark from next door. Well, Danielle's her niece. 151 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,226 Danielle just told us something very interesting. 152 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,897 Mrs. Clark is in Africa for two weeks with her church group. 153 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,524 Did you know that? 154 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,236 Well, anyway, Danielle just came in from Los Angeles 155 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,989 and she's house-sitting while her aunt's away. 156 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,408 Why don't you show her around? 157 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,752 Such a long road, you know. 158 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,054 What are we doing? 159 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,600 -Did you like what you saw? -What are you talking about? 160 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:41,523 -Okay. l saw you for, like, an instant. -An instant? 161 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,318 Yeah. lt was no big deal. 162 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:51,783 No, no. lt was a big deal, but it's just that l didn't... 163 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,624 l'm sorry. l'm sorry. 164 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,461 So, what are we gonna do about this? 165 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,423 l mean, l said l was sorry. 166 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,971 -What? -You saw me. 167 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,851 Yeah, right. Like l'm gonna strip right here. 168 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,273 Are you serious? 169 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,444 No. 170 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,531 No. No. Never gonna happen. 171 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,870 The whole package. 172 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,580 No, come on. This is good enough. 173 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,710 Jesus! Come on. Will you relax? 174 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,130 Frickin' psycho. 175 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,224 There. You happy now? 176 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,941 -Yep. -Hey! 177 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,110 Wait! 178 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,612 No! 179 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,491 Jesus. Sorry. 180 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,961 You're an asshole. lt's not funny. 181 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,879 lt's a little funny. 182 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,803 Come on. Let me in. Let me in. 183 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,568 -lt's not funny. -lt's a little funny. 184 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,332 So, what else do you do besides torture people? 185 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,337 -Seriously. What's your story? -l don't know. 186 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,590 l kind ofjust quit my job. 187 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,343 l want to start over, maybe go to college. 188 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,811 So, are you here alone or... 189 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,022 What? What? 190 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,732 Just ask. 191 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,448 Do you have a boyfriend? 192 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,159 No. 193 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,915 Aren't you gonna ask me if l have a girlfriend? 194 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,210 -No. -Okay. 195 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,546 So, you're about to graduate. You must be going nuts right now. 196 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,176 Yeah. l mean... 197 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,429 lt's just been... Been off the hook, you know. 198 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,515 -Really? -Yeah. 199 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,643 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 200 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,812 Oh, l mean, it's hard to tell, you know, 201 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,815 because we've... l've just done so much nuts stuff. 202 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,276 l mean, it's just off the hook, off the walls. l mean... 203 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,070 You haven't done anything, have you? 204 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,241 No. 205 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,619 lt's kind of been my problem lately. 206 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,412 Come on. There's gotta be something. 207 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,457 What about your girlfriend? 208 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,256 Okay. We can figure this out. You just... You need a girl. 209 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,425 What kind of girl? 210 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,804 Definitely someone cute. 211 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,347 Definitely. 212 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,267 Someone who can make him laugh. 213 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,523 But he also needs someone who's gonna push him. 214 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,819 Someone who's gonna make him do things he never thought he could do. 215 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,781 Like stripping in the middle of the street? 216 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,599 -Well, thanks for the ride. -No problem. 217 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:37,277 Well, good night. 218 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,487 Good night. 219 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,161 -Good night. -"Good night"? 220 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,080 What are you, gay? l would have nailed her. 221 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,832 Okay, first of all, you wouldn't have nailed her. 222 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,083 Whatever, dude. 223 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:56,671 And, you know, secondly, you know, the vibe was not right. 224 00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:00,216 The vibe wasn't right? Dude, she comes to your house and she makes you strip, okay. 225 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,801 What does she have to do? Sit on your face? 226 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,679 Come... Come on, bitch! 227 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,390 Damn. 228 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,851 -Should have kissed her. -You okay? Dude? 229 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,854 All right. You all have this graph, correct? 230 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,231 Good. Let's move along then. 231 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:20,028 Now, it's a very simple equation here. Can anybody give me the answer to this? 232 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,033 All right. lf no one knows the answer to this... 233 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,211 Questions on this? 234 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:03,655 Yeah! 235 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:07,409 Good news, ladies and gentlemen. Pop quiz time. 236 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:54,539 That's Samnang Sok. He's this complete genius. 237 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:58,334 So, we raised all this money for him to come here and study at our school. 238 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,420 Who's we? 239 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,422 Well, l mean, l did, but... 240 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:05,633 But, you know, he could be the next Einstein, you know. 241 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,302 You know, he could cure cancer. 242 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,687 Let's go. 243 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:23,818 So, what do you want to do? 244 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,282 What? 245 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,871 -l'm not stripping again. -Come on. 246 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,638 Danielle. 247 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,016 Come on. Where are you going? 248 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,282 Hey, come on. Let's get out of here. 249 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,034 How do you know no one's home? 250 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,453 -l don't. -Come on. 251 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,205 Seriously. This is nuts. 252 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,220 -Boxers. -l always wear boxers. 253 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,597 You just caught me on a weird day. 254 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,363 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 255 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,326 This is right up there. 256 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,632 Oh, my God. 257 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,721 -That's Mr. Salinger. -Who? 258 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,890 That's my principal. Seriously, come on. Let's go. 259 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:21,561 -lt's not funny. -lt's a little funny. 260 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,731 Hey. Hey. 261 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,485 Just go with it. 262 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,751 Go, go. Go, go, go. 263 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,967 Dude, l'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you. 264 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,012 Dude, learn to like it. 265 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,645 l'm all wet. Can l come in? 266 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,487 Hey, guys. This is Danielle. 267 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,699 You must be Eli and Klitz. Right. 268 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,409 Hey, come on. We're all going out. 269 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,623 -Can l use your bathroom first? -lt's over here to the left. 270 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:35,343 -Dude. -l know. 271 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:53,778 -Dude, what are we doing here? -Yeah, l know. 272 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:57,073 Guys, seriously, it's gonna get broken up, like, any second now, right? 273 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:00,368 Guys? 274 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,789 -Hey, relax! -Chill out! Chill out! 275 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:14,716 -Get the fuck out of the way. -Sorry. 276 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,105 Go. 277 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,400 -So, what do you want to do? -Let's just chill. 278 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:37,780 -Hi, guys. -Hey. ls this your party? 279 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,574 No, it's a friend of mine's. 280 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,911 -l'm Hunter. -Danielle. This is Matthew. 281 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,414 -Hey, man. What's up? -What's up? 282 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,375 Can l get you guys something to drink? 283 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,502 -Yeah. -Hey, man. What's up? 284 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,004 -Can you come here for a second? -Yeah. 285 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,922 Oh, no, it's cool. They're pals. 286 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,508 What's up? 287 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,094 Yeah, man, this party's getting kind of full, bro. 288 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,306 -Yeah. So? -So, you're gonna have to take off. 289 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,017 -Really? -Yeah. 290 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:13,441 -Okay, but l'm with her. -Oh, it's cool, dude. She's taken care of. 291 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,946 There's the door. 292 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,620 Drink it! 293 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,501 Kevin's here! 294 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,973 Yo, man. 295 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,643 When's Samsung getting here? 296 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,062 -Samnang. -Yeah. 297 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,189 l love him. 298 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:57,443 Dude, l'm gonna do that little guy when he gets here. 299 00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,320 Hard. 300 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:04,575 -Cool, dude. l'm sure he'll like that. -Samnang! 301 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:11,040 Excuse me. 302 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,851 -Dude. -l know. 303 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,930 What's up? 304 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:11,642 -What? -You're coming with me right now. 305 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,146 Everybody out. Let's move. 306 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,818 l said out, minions! 307 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:23,905 -Shit. -Move! Move! Faster, you little maggots. 308 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,410 -So, how's everything going? -Fine. 309 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:32,747 ls everything, you know, okay at home? 310 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,582 All right. What? 311 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,168 Perhaps you should have a seat. 312 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:41,047 -Perhaps you should bite me. -Perhaps. 313 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:49,096 Matthew, we live in a crazy, mixed-up world. 314 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:53,226 Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful. 315 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,704 ExceIIent, grasshopper. 316 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:17,291 And now for the finaI task of your training. 317 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,465 You're gonna need a harder piece of wood than that, cowboy. 318 00:31:25,968 --> 00:31:28,761 -That's not her. -Yeah, it is. 319 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,565 -Oh, no. -Oh, yeah. 320 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:52,910 Matt, Matt. Dude, you're missing the best part. 321 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:56,872 Matt. l... Fuck! 322 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,335 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Settle down, tiger. l know. l know. 323 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,421 lt's not funny. Seriously, get away from me. 324 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,840 -Dude, don't mess this up. -Mess what up? 325 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:07,883 Matt, she's a porn star, okay? 326 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,928 Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast. 327 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:12,847 Eli, l like this girl. 328 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,932 And you can still like her with your penis inside her. 329 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:19,520 Matt, l'm telling you, you're gonna regret this. What would J.F.K. do? 330 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,022 You know he'd tap that ass. 331 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:24,609 -Eli, l'm never gonna see her again. -You know what? Fine. 332 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,110 -Fine. -Fine! 333 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:31,449 God damn it, Matt. l swear to God, if you don't fuck her, l'll kill myself! 334 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,909 Matt, please, please, Matt! 335 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:36,871 Fuck her for me! For me! 336 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,719 -Oh, Marci, you're so funny. -Oh, thanks. 337 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,140 l just saw you naked. 338 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,224 What? 339 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,311 Don't worry, honey. You were only two days old. 340 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,563 -Let's see what else we have. -What are you doing here? 341 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,816 -l just came here to say hi. -Hi. 342 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,319 Look at this one of him. 343 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,871 Hey, buddy. 344 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,790 -What? -That one's the best. 345 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,501 -That's like... -He looks like an owl. 346 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,710 That's such a good one. 347 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,921 -Here you go, Danielle. -Oh, thanks. 348 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,515 -That-a-girl. -This is a cute one. 349 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,392 Who's your daddy? 350 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:43,312 So, you were going to school in Los Angeles? 351 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:46,774 For a while. But then l started working on other things. 352 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,526 What kind of things? 353 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,405 Let me show you. 354 00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:02,915 Jesus! 355 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:10,131 -Are you okay? -Yeah. l don't know. l... 356 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,466 l don't feel so good. 357 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,681 What can l do to make you feel better? 358 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,145 Oh, yeah. 359 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,235 Yeah. 360 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,407 l think l'm feeling a lot better now. 361 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,744 -Really? We can go out another night. -No, we're going out tonight. 362 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,912 -Are you sure? -Positive. 363 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,794 -Look, l don't know if l can do this. -Yes, you can. 364 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,339 For tonight, be the man. 365 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:55,634 First off, act Iike you don't even Iike her. 366 00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:58,596 -Hey. -Hey. 367 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:03,517 Second, get her drunk, really drunk, okay? 368 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,936 That way the true porn star will come out in her. 369 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,693 Here. l got us something. 370 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,531 Bourbon? 371 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,993 -Are you trying to get me drunk? -No. What? 372 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:24,705 -l thought you liked to rock. -Like to rock? 373 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,542 Last and most important, 374 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:31,128 always be touching her, man. 375 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,964 That tells her you came here to get down tonight. 376 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,386 What are we doing? 377 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,556 Just chilling. 378 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:48,395 Hey, look. 379 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:58,531 Maybe we should get a room. 380 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:01,742 Okay. 381 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,668 Here it is. 382 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,602 Wow. 383 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:32,064 This is... This is really nice. 384 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:37,069 TV, air conditioner. 385 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,572 Got a little lamp there. 386 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,575 ls that a Monet? 387 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,455 What? 388 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:52,459 What are you thinking? 389 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,881 l don't know. 390 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,475 Do you want to fuck me? 391 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,651 Come here. 392 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,087 How do you want me? 393 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,424 Why are you doing this? 394 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,135 What? 395 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,054 This. 396 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,141 lsn't this what you want? 397 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,478 To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? 398 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,194 So, this is what you think of me. 399 00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:05,449 -Danielle, wait. l'm sorry. -Let me guess. 400 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,533 Someone showed you a tape, 401 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,535 and you thought, "What the hell. She does it for a living." 402 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,163 -Right? -Eli told me to do it. 403 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,332 Oh, now that's a mature response. 404 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,794 -Why didn't you just tell me? -Because l didn't want to, okay? 405 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:22,132 Because l loved the way you looked at me. 406 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,303 God, do you have any idea how... 407 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,765 Forget it. 408 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,726 -Hold on. -Fuck you. 409 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,583 You're done. 410 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,901 Look, l'm an idiot, okay? 411 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:25,362 l saw the tape and l freaked out. 412 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,950 Hi. l'm coming in. Can l come in? 413 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:33,162 Look, l've just been crazy lately. 414 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,873 l mean, the whole scholarship thing, you know? 415 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:38,500 l mean, it's killing me, you know? 416 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,462 But l'm not even thinking about that. 417 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,882 The only thing l care about is you. 418 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:49,094 You know? All l want is just for us to go back to normal again. 419 00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:52,139 lt's a real nice place you got here, D. 420 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,100 l... 421 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,906 Can we 422 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:12,534 -talk about this later? -Yeah. 423 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,580 Sure. 424 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,390 l liked that. 425 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:37,434 -What? -What you said in there. 426 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,687 Thanks. 427 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,779 -Kelly. -Matthew. 428 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:57,329 -So, you're friends with D, huh? -Yeah. 429 00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,749 Well, we're... We're kind of going out. 430 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,712 Look at you. 431 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:07,798 You are a forest fire. 432 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,135 -Are we going? -Yeah. 433 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,595 -You coming with us? -Where you going? 434 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,556 He can't. He's got school tomorrow. 435 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,226 No, no. l'm cool. Like, where are we going? 436 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,838 Hey, there. What can l get for you? 437 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,215 Can we have two Scotch rocks and... 438 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:53,969 Make it three. Actually, l'll have a Long lsland iced tea. 439 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,558 So, what grade are you in, man? 440 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:02,519 l'm a senior, but l'm about to graduate. 441 00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:04,563 Congratulations. What's next? 442 00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,690 Georgetown, hopefully. 443 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,525 Matthew wants to be president. 444 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,861 Really? That's great, man. 445 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,447 Yeah. How do you two know each other? 446 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:15,532 How do we know each other? 447 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,702 We used to work together. 448 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,079 So, you're, like, an actor? 449 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,789 Hmm? No. 450 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:26,501 Strictly producer. But D and l also used to go out. 451 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:28,545 Excuse me a sec. 452 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,299 So, you guys went out? 453 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,552 Thank you. 454 00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:39,556 -Look, can we just talk? -Talk. 455 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,185 l don't know if this is really the place. 456 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:47,564 -Why? What's wrong with it? -Oh, nothing. lt's fine. 457 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,234 lt's one of my favorites. 458 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:57,574 Hey. You got one for me? 459 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,502 -What are you doing? -What? 460 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:09,670 Here. 461 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,299 You turn it like so. 462 00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:22,015 Hey, where you going? 463 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,309 The bathroom. ls that okay? 464 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,186 Yeah. 465 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,692 So, you're really into her, huh? 466 00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:36,613 Hey. l get it, man. Believe me. She's gorgeous. 467 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:39,241 l just think you'd want someone more your age. 468 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:44,371 -She is my age. -Yeah. l meant experience-wise. 469 00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:45,998 No offense. 470 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,876 Don't worry about it. l'm gonna take care of you. 471 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:54,339 Oh, my God. That's Mr. Peterson. 472 00:43:54,424 --> 00:43:58,302 That's my dad's friend. He comes over to dinner all the time with his wife. 473 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:02,055 Really? Hey, Peterson. 474 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,516 Dude, what are you doing, man? 475 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,227 Yeah, you. Get over here. 476 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:11,690 God damn, Peterson. Haven't seen your black ass in ages. 477 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,608 l... l... Do l know you? 478 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:16,069 -What the fuck's your problem? -l... 479 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,238 Just fucking with you, man. 480 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:22,117 Hey. You know my friend Matty here, right? 481 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,206 Matthew. Hi. 482 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:30,876 Peterson, this is Matty's first time. 483 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,837 Why don't you buy him a dance? 484 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,471 So, did you hear about that scholarship yet? 485 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,684 No. The big dinner's on Thursday. 486 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:55,108 So, what's it for again? 487 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:57,611 The scholarship. 488 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,657 lt's for moral fiber. 489 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,792 So, who is this guy? He's, like, a porn producer? 490 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:13,835 Klitz, shut up. Now, the strippers. 491 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,545 When you were getting a lap dance, 492 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,547 were they cool with you grabbing their ass? 493 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,258 Dude, oh, my God. l'm trying to talk about Danielle. 494 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:23,136 Fine. Selfish bitch. 495 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,932 For teenagers, sexuaI intercourse can be dangerous. 496 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,101 Jesus, what hack made this? 497 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:32,062 l could make a better sex ed film with my mom. 498 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:34,272 Why don't they update this thing? 499 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,566 Special events, such as your senior prom, 500 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:39,903 pIace added pressure on young teens to Iose their virginity 501 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,197 and aIso engage in unprotected sex. 502 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,036 -Hello. -Hey, Bob. 503 00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:50,872 We're aII going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas. 504 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:53,708 -You're coming, right? -I can't, guys. 505 00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:57,671 I have a baby now. 506 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:01,675 Because of prom. 507 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:07,431 What? 508 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:08,682 Yeah, right. 509 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,226 You guys ever thought about it? 510 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:13,478 No. 511 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:19,025 l just think you guys would be really hot. You girls are 1 8, right? 512 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,944 -l am. -l will be in a month. 513 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:24,322 -Really? You ever been photographed? -Yeah. A couple of times. 514 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,117 Hey, you guys know Matty? 515 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:29,870 l hung with him last night. Guy's the tits. 516 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:34,166 -There's my man. -How you doing? 517 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,876 What's up, fellas? 518 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:40,672 Matty, 519 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:43,800 you didn't tell me you got some serious burners at your school here. 520 00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,719 -Shut up. -Don't say that. 521 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,221 Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? 522 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,058 This fucker right here. 523 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:55,437 What are you talking about? 524 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,814 -Yeah, come on. -Yeah. You have some? 525 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,317 Yeah. Come on. 526 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,320 -Holy shit! -You guys should party. 527 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,655 -Can l... -All right. We're out. 528 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,157 -Hold on a sec. -Hey. 529 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,241 Where are you guys going? 530 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,243 -We got things to do, ladies. -So, you wanna hang out? 531 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:13,371 -Hop in, fellas. -Aren't you gonna photograph us? 532 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:20,295 -Always leave 'em wanting more. -Watch it! 533 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,939 Man, there is some talent here. 534 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:43,568 You get those girls together with those ass-bags right there 535 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:47,697 shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom 536 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,950 that video would sell. Fuck, l'm good! 537 00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:52,827 How do l get these ideas? 538 00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:54,746 lt's like a gift, you know. 539 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,582 lt's like l can't control it. 540 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,713 So, what are we doing, men? 541 00:48:04,674 --> 00:48:06,675 Right. l need to transfer that. 542 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,387 You know, you really didn't have to come with me. 543 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:13,807 lt's cool. l like running errands. 544 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:19,479 So, you raised 25 G's just to bring this Chinese guy over? 545 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,147 He's Cambodian. 546 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:25,068 Okay, so that's 25,000 total 547 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:28,697 deposited into the Operation Get Samnang account. 548 00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:30,824 Hey, so you raised all the money you needed. 549 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,784 -Congratulations. -Thanks. 550 00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:35,078 So, is this Samnang really as smart as they say? 551 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:38,540 Well, he did teach himself calculus without even using his textbook. 552 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,083 -So... -Wow. 553 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:43,795 Those crazy little fuckers, man. They sure know their numbers. 554 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:49,926 Jeannie, this is my... This is my student adviser. 555 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,096 You're Mr. Salinger? 556 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:56,474 Just here to make sure everything's up to par. Wow. 557 00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:58,310 -What? -l love those earrings. 558 00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:02,564 -Oh, thank you. -They really complement your coloring. 559 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,899 Thanks. l just got back from Cabo. 560 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:06,735 -Did you? -Yeah. 561 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:10,113 Okay. Well, we gotta go. Thanks, Jeannie. 562 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,616 -Man, what were you doing? -Yeah. 563 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,201 And there's, like, a bar under there, sit with other people. 564 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,621 -You have been there. See? l knew. -No. No. 565 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:20,457 -l could show you around. -This guy's unbelievable. 566 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:21,791 You. 567 00:49:31,344 --> 00:49:34,095 -Where you guys going? -Vegas, baby. 568 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:39,225 We got the convention. Gotta press the flesh, meet the fans. 569 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,394 So, that's it? You're just going back? 570 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,397 l don't belong here. 571 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,900 What do you mean? What about starting over? 572 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,153 This is what l am. 573 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:55,825 All right, D. Let's roll. 574 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,887 Dude, it's not your fault. 575 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,972 No, it is my fault. 576 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:21,768 lf l hadn't been such a dick and taken her to that motel room... 577 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,688 Yeah, that was a little forward, don't you think? 578 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,065 -Dude. -What? 579 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:29,609 Matt, the point is she made her decision. 580 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,986 There's nothing you can do about it now. 581 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,036 Yeah, there is. 582 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:48,503 -Hey, hey, Dad. -Mom, don't wait up. 583 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,588 -No. l'm gonna be late. -l'll watch it with you tomorrow. 584 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:53,633 -Shark Week is all week long. -God, l just wanna bang hot chicks. 585 00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:44,517 -Move it. -Sorry. 586 00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:47,353 Big smile. 587 00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:01,034 -Yo, man, no press! -No, no, no. l'm not press. 588 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:04,913 l'm still in high school, okay? This is for my high school video yearbook. 589 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,206 l swear to God. 590 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:11,127 That's right, bitch. 591 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:12,504 Athena! 592 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,219 Jesus, is that her? 593 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,409 Give me a second, guys. 594 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,286 Athena! Athena! 595 00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:47,539 -Danielle. -Athena! Athena! 596 00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:49,165 Danielle. 597 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:53,503 Athena, right here. Keep working it, Athena. You are so hot, Athena! 598 00:52:56,298 --> 00:53:00,885 -Look, l'm sorry. l had to come. -Asshole, l'm next. 599 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,429 l feel like this is all my fault. 600 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,639 Who is this guy? 601 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,724 Will you at least look at me? 602 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:07,809 Bend over! 603 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,688 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay? 604 00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:13,690 -Me, too! -Danielle. 605 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,275 He's so sweet. 606 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,697 Danielle. 607 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:22,782 Nice job, dickwad. 608 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,578 -Danielle. -Hey, man. Get me out of this thing. 609 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,538 -Take me with you, dude. -Danielle. 610 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,832 Just leave me alone, please. 611 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,667 Danielle. 612 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,380 Danielle, Danielle, Danielle. 613 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,507 -Hugo, hi. -Look at you. 614 00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:41,467 You look fantastic. 615 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,264 Just starting out and everyone knows your name. 616 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:49,893 -No, they don't. -So, how's Kelly treating you? 617 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,103 -Okay. -Just okay? 618 00:53:53,314 --> 00:53:57,567 Danielle, what do we know? What do we know? 619 00:53:57,651 --> 00:54:00,194 We know that you should be with me. 620 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:03,114 At the top, where the air is crisp. 621 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:07,994 -Nice tan. -Kelly, what do we say? 622 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,412 Fuck you. 623 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:15,627 Always with the big words. Danielle, where the air is crisp. 624 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:22,008 -What does that mean? -Nothing. He's just being Hugo. 625 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,969 Matty. What are you doing here? 626 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:28,973 Look, Kelly, no offense, 627 00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:32,310 but l really don't think Danielle wants to be here right now. 628 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:39,192 Matthew, please just go home, okay? 629 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:44,405 Hey, D. D. 630 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,701 l'm sorry, man. Come on. Let's get out of here. 631 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:54,499 What's up? 632 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:58,378 -lt's not cute anymore. -What? 633 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:01,464 Stop filling her head with that... Do not piss me off! 634 00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,091 Hey, l thought we were friends. 635 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:07,637 Friends don't fuck with each other's business. 636 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,598 And that's what this is, my fucking business. 637 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:14,686 What? 638 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,563 What are you gonna do? 639 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:25,446 Yeah, that's what l thought. Stay the fuck away from her. 640 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:33,496 Matt, seriously, man, it's 2:00 in the morning. 641 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,165 Hey, what about your thing tomorrow? The scholarship dinner? 642 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,127 Sorry, l gotta do this. 643 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:49,262 By the way, if things get bad, just bolt, okay? 644 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,556 What? What do you mean "things get bad"? 645 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,099 Just bolt. 646 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,685 Wait, wait. What's he talking about? 647 00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:14,829 Hi. 648 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,962 Dude, am l ugly? 649 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,131 What? 650 00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:28,676 No. No, man. You're fine. Just relax. 651 00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,219 No, l'm ugly. l know it. 652 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,766 So, what do you guys do? 653 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:36,225 l get freaky. 654 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,480 We're directors. 655 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:44,108 Really? Would you guys ever want to use me in one of your movies? 656 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:48,071 Hell, yeah, we'll use you. 657 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:51,991 Baby, l'll do things to you l wouldn't do to a farm animal. 658 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:53,826 What the fuck did you just say? 659 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:57,830 Honey! These guys are directors and they want to use me. 660 00:56:58,207 --> 00:56:59,248 "Use you?" 661 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:02,001 Guys, this is my boyfriend, Mule. 662 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,339 Hi, Mule. 663 00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:11,677 Let's do it. 664 00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:16,474 Man, you gotta use my girl, bro. She's so good. 665 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:18,768 l am. l really am. 666 00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:20,478 Do you want to give her a throw? 667 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:21,979 Yeah. Try me out. 668 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:25,483 No, you know. No. l'm okay though. Thank you. 669 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:28,319 Well, come on. At least feel her tits. 670 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:31,572 l'm okay. l can't. Thank you though. 671 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,908 Fuck it. l'll feel one. 672 00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:47,797 We're all set for tomorrow. 673 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:50,925 Athena will be there, ready to shoot, right, babe? 674 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:56,931 Not bad, huh? Suckers cost me six grand. 675 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,641 Yo, Mule. 676 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,060 What the hell are you doing? 677 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:02,812 Steel, check it out, man. 678 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,438 These guys are directors. 679 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:08,359 Man, these punks ain't directors. 680 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:10,695 They're in high school, you idiot. 681 00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:13,990 Okay, here's the thing... 682 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,041 Oh, shit! 683 00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,463 -Come on, Klitz! Come on! -Get off of this! 684 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:30,840 Whoa! 685 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:41,642 -Matty, time to go. Time to go. Time to go. -What happened? 686 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,561 lt got bad. Bolt! Bolt! 687 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:45,438 -Dude, wait up. -Fuck you, dude! 688 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:54,697 Excuse me. 689 00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,783 l just want to let you know, l know who you really are. 690 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:01,996 And you're better than this. 691 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:44,413 Yeah. 692 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,006 Need a ride to school? 693 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:01,806 lt's all you now. l mean, now you can do whatever you want. 694 01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:04,976 Why do you believe in me so much? 695 01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:07,645 l don't know. Maybe l'm stupid. 696 01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:14,443 Good luck tonight. 697 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:15,778 Thanks. 698 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:18,948 -Bye. -Bye. 699 01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,049 Will you go to prom with me? 700 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,053 What? 701 01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:48,394 l would love to. 702 01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:55,735 Now, for the scientific explanation. Anybody? 703 01:00:56,945 --> 01:01:00,156 We can argue back and forth whether light comes from... 704 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,907 That your speech? 705 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,577 Yeah. 706 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,912 You ready for tonight? 707 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,624 Don't worry, man. You're gonna be great. 708 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:12,918 l have to be. 709 01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:27,516 That fucking bitch can't just run away 710 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,310 'cause she don't want to fuck on film anymore! 711 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,561 May l help you? 712 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:35,107 -Get up. -Okay, okay. 713 01:01:44,076 --> 01:01:45,618 Stay in school. 714 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:52,917 Look, l have the most important dinner of my life tonight, 715 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:56,670 so wherever we're going, we just have to be home by 6:00. 716 01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:58,422 Just so you know. 717 01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:02,134 Here he comes. 718 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:07,473 -lt's a cool ride, huh? -Yeah, if you're a fag. 719 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:09,225 Jesus! 720 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:11,143 lt's cool! lt's cool! 721 01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:12,686 Get in. 722 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:26,367 Where are we going? 723 01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:28,202 l thought you were cool, man. 724 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:31,288 l tried to be your friend, and what do you do? You fuck me. 725 01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,415 l didn't fuck you. 726 01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:35,042 She didn't show up on set today because of what you said. 727 01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:39,171 Now l'm out 30 grand. Guess who's paying me back. 728 01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,882 What? l don't have 30 grand. 729 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,217 Get your folks to help you out. 730 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:44,885 They don't have that kind of money. 731 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:48,222 Look, Kelly, l'm a problem solver, all right? 732 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,933 This is what l do. Okay? 733 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:55,062 Let's just think outside of the box here. 734 01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:58,774 Look, she'll get a job, l'll keep mowing lawns, 735 01:02:58,859 --> 01:03:02,403 and over time, we'll pay it down. You know? This can work. 736 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:05,739 We can do this. lt'll be like a payment plan. 737 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,416 You really care about her, huh? 738 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,625 Yeah, l really do. 739 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:18,127 Yeah, l don't know. 740 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,379 lf l'm gonna do this payment plan thing, 741 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,506 l need a show of good faith, you know? 742 01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:24,383 Something concrete. 743 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:27,052 Well, like what? 744 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,055 A blowjob. 745 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:34,226 Nah, l told you. She's not gonna do that anymore. 746 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:37,354 Who said anything about her? 747 01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:45,112 Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? 748 01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:47,448 Now you gotta ask yourself 749 01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:50,743 how far are you willing to go, hmm? 750 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,580 How much do you really care about her? 751 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,254 l'm joking, man! 752 01:04:04,925 --> 01:04:06,133 Relax. 753 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,678 Damn! Do l look gay to you? 754 01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:11,180 No, but, geez... 755 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,397 You wanna be president? 756 01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,858 Let me tell you the first rule of politics. 757 01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:25,986 Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. 758 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:28,948 You know what that means? 759 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:33,035 lt means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. 760 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,876 All right. l'm sorry, okay? 761 01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:47,299 That's gonna swell up like a bitch. Here, take these. 762 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,305 l'm telling you, it's gonna hurt like shit. 763 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,814 l'm sorry l got upset. 764 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:05,651 l just... l felt taken advantage of. 765 01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:08,195 Look, l'm not gonna be a dick. 766 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,905 l know she loves you. 767 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,448 l'm gonna leave you guys alone. 768 01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,076 But now you're doing something for me. 769 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,506 Remember that ass-bag Hugo from the convention? 770 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,009 We used to be partners a Iong time ago. 771 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:32,094 One day, l had this killer idea 772 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,597 to make films set in real-life situations. 773 01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:37,766 You know, Real World porn. 774 01:05:38,059 --> 01:05:40,936 l tell the idea to Hugo. He says he'll think about it. 775 01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:43,397 And what does that motherfucker do? 776 01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:47,026 Takes my best girls, starts his own company with my idea 777 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:49,361 and the guy makes millions. 778 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:52,364 lt's not the money that pisses me off. l mean, yeah, fuck, 779 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,241 it does piss me off, but that's not it. 780 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:57,161 lt's the perception. Everybody thinks Hugo's the genius. 781 01:05:57,245 --> 01:06:01,040 lt was my idea. lt's like he's Simon and l'm Garfunkel. 782 01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:06,962 Look at me, man. l'm fucking Garfunkel. 783 01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:12,676 Look, seriously. l can't do this. 784 01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:14,928 Don't be a pussy. Nobody's home. 785 01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:22,227 Why do you want this thing so bad? 786 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:24,188 Because. lt should've been mine. 787 01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:26,357 -l'm just gonna grab it and leave. -You don't understand. 788 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:29,568 l have to be at a dinner in an hour. My whole life depends on it. 789 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:32,696 You want me out of Danielle's life? 790 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,032 -Yes, l do. -Then let's go. 791 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:36,867 But wait. Seriously... 792 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,994 Sometimes in life, if you want to do something good, 793 01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:40,663 you gotta do something bad. 794 01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,539 Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. 795 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,250 This is politics. 796 01:06:50,465 --> 01:06:53,884 Hey, after this, we're cool, okay? 797 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:58,639 You're all right, man. 798 01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:30,754 Yes. l'd like to report a robbery. 799 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:46,895 Bang me! 800 01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:51,024 Cradle the balls! 801 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:06,790 Help me! 802 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:09,042 Help! Fuck! 803 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,759 Wait! Come on! 804 01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:38,238 Okay, so what time does the dinner start? 805 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:41,575 6:00. Why? What time is it now? 806 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,035 6:30. 807 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,620 Oh, my God! 808 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:47,956 Dude, don't worry. We'll get there. Just try and... 809 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,625 Dude, what are you doing? 810 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,460 l don't know. l just... 811 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,546 l feel so good. 812 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,057 Oh, my God. 813 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:09,144 l just feel so weird. 814 01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:11,688 Don't worry. Ecstasy is not that bad. 815 01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:12,981 What? 816 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,526 Kelly likes dosing people with E. 817 01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:18,654 Oh, my God. Am l gonna die? 818 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:22,741 No, no. lt's okay, Matt. You're gonna be fine, l promise. 819 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,869 You're such a good friend, Klitzy. l love you. 820 01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:29,248 l love you so much. 821 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:32,084 This is gonna be amazing! 822 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,629 Wait a second. 823 01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:37,005 Oh, my God. 824 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:43,220 You don't understand. 825 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:45,180 lt's really kicking in right now. 826 01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,224 Just try not to talk so much, okay? 827 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,601 Talk so much? l'm giving a speech. 828 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,979 -lt's okay. Just go with it. -Wait, wait, wait! 829 01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:55,607 ln a few minutes, we'II begin the speeches, and we hope... 830 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:07,244 Thank you again for coming to what promises to be a very eventfuI evening. 831 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:11,957 Matthew Kidman. 832 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,548 My competition! Hey, what's up, Ryan? 833 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,425 Jesus! What happened to you? 834 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:26,138 Just living life, my man. Mina, how are you? 835 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,265 Okay. Just a little nervous. 836 01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:30,976 Oh, but you're a little temptress though, aren't you? 837 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:39,735 Hey, buddy, how you doing? How you doing? 838 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:42,195 Hey, thanks a lot, thanks a lot, thanks a lot. 839 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:43,906 Huh? Huh? 840 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:09,806 Hey, there's the big daddy, huh? 841 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,476 Matthew, what has been going on with you? 842 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,436 Some serious shit. 843 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,481 But, Jesus, man, it's good to see you! 844 01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:19,316 Will you excuse us, please? 845 01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:22,861 Oh, my God. Am l blowing it? 846 01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:25,030 Just try and control yourself. 847 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,740 Just breathe, okay? 848 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,200 All right. 849 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:36,041 I've Iearned a Iot from my teachers, 850 01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:40,462 but my best teacher has aIways been my mother, 851 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:43,423 a woman who worked three jobs trying to support me 852 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:45,801 ever since l was a little niña. 853 01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:51,556 I wiII never forget the day she said to me, "Si trabajas duro, todo es posible." 854 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:54,559 And that is why I have aIways tried to answer the call 855 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,812 of the great John F. Kennedy, 856 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,147 who urged us to ask not what your country... 857 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,119 Let's see here. 858 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,789 I can't speak a foreign Ianguage, so that's out. 859 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:21,336 And I certainIy can't quote J.F.K. now, can I, Ryan? 860 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:25,048 You know, it's funny. I have this whoIe speech prepared 861 01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:29,886 and I've been practicing for weeks, but you know what? 862 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:32,931 I'm just gonna go with it. 863 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:39,813 Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? 864 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,732 I mean, it's funny. 865 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:44,484 l used to think it was aIways teIIing the truth, 866 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,361 doing good deeds, 867 01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:49,448 you know, basicaIIy being a fucking Boy Scout. 868 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,035 But IateIy I've been seeing it differentIy. 869 01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:56,747 Now l think that moral fiber is about finding 870 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:59,624 that one thing you reaIIy care about. 871 01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:04,129 That one speciaI thing that means more to you than anything eIse in the world. 872 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:09,468 And when you find her, you fight for her. 873 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:12,345 You risk it all. 874 01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:14,222 You put her in front of everything, 875 01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:17,100 your future, your Iife, aII of it. 876 01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:21,480 And maybe the stuff you do to heIp her isn't so cIean. 877 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:25,192 You know what? lt doesn't matter. 878 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,196 Because in your heart, you know 879 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,783 that the juice is worth the squeeze. 880 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,745 That's what moral fiber's all about. 881 01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,980 First, I'd just Iike to commend the candidates 882 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,233 on their impressive remarks. 883 01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:10,737 This year was a very tough decision. 884 01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:14,741 And as much as we'd love to give you aII schoIarships, we can't. 885 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:18,078 And so, I am proud to announce 886 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:21,373 the winner of this year's Sheridan Scholarship, 887 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,213 Ryan Winger. 888 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:12,299 Oh, God, what happened? 889 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:14,676 Yeah, l slipped. 890 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,262 Listen, Jeannie, Samnang's coming on Monday. 891 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,181 l know. How exciting. 892 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:22,142 Yeah, so l'm gonna need to close out the account. 893 01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:24,019 What do you mean? 894 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,563 l mean l'm gonna need to close out the account. 895 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,648 But it's already closed. 896 01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:29,816 What are you talking about? 897 01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:32,944 Your teacher came by yesterday and he cleared out the account. 898 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,362 Who? What teacher? 899 01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,698 Your student adviser. Mr. Salinger. 900 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,200 The one you were with the other day. 901 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:41,286 Mr. Salinger? What are you... 902 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,301 Samnang, what's wrong, my son? 903 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:59,221 That Matthew Kidman. 904 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:03,808 He fucked me, Mom. He fucked me so bad! 905 01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:06,061 Son of a bitch. 906 01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:11,233 Oh, my God. 907 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:12,442 What's wrong? 908 01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:15,904 Jeannie, didn't you ask for l.D. or anything? 909 01:16:16,948 --> 01:16:18,573 You said he was your student adviser. 910 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:21,117 Oh, my God. 911 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,621 Jeannie, where are you going? 912 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:25,747 To get the manager. 913 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:27,666 No, wait, wait. 914 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:30,252 Matthew, what's going on? 915 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:31,586 Look... 916 01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:34,881 That guy wasn't my student adviser. 917 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:38,843 No. l know, l know. l can get the money back. 918 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,514 We just need to keep this between me and you for now, okay? 919 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,725 That's a great blouse, by the way. Have you lost weight? 920 01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:49,187 No? No, wait, wait! 921 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,941 Jeannie! Jeannie! Jeannie, Jeannie, Jeannie. 922 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:55,986 You think about this. This is your fault, too, all right. 923 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,780 You didn't ask for l.D. You didn't do anything. 924 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,699 And l saw you flirting with him, too, all right. 925 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:03,368 So unprofessional. You're gonna lose yourjob over this. 926 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:05,453 Don't you threaten me, you little shit! 927 01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,580 l could give a fuck about you and your little rice boy. 928 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:08,957 l'm not getting fired over this! 929 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,209 Okay, okay, okay. l'm sorry. 930 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,796 Please. Just... No one can ever find out about this. 931 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,174 lf this gets out, l'll be expelled. My life will be over. 932 01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:19,801 lf that money isn't back by Monday, 933 01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,845 l wouldn't worry about being expelled. 934 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:24,222 l'd worry about going to jail. 935 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,142 Jeannie. 936 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,393 -Hi, Jeannie. -Hi, Martin. 937 01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:00,175 Matthew, what's wrong? 938 01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:03,011 Matt, is there something you want to taIk about? 939 01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:06,389 Matthew, honey, what is it? 940 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:15,231 Hi. 941 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:16,775 Come here. 942 01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:26,618 l'm in so much trouble. 943 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,674 l can't believe we're even thinking about this. 944 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,972 Well, if you need that kind of money by Monday... 945 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:52,727 Yeah, but what are we doing? l can't get you involved in this. 946 01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:54,437 l want to do it. 947 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,314 Why? 948 01:18:58,651 --> 01:19:00,068 Moral fiber. 949 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,781 -l'm in. -You haven't heard the whole plan. 950 01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:06,741 Yeah. lt doesn't matter. 951 01:19:06,826 --> 01:19:09,744 Fuck film school. This is gonna be huge. 952 01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:11,871 This is gonna be my calling card. 953 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,417 No. 954 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,377 -Klitzy. -No way. 955 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:20,797 Klitz, you know l wouldn't ask for this unless l really needed it. 956 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,758 Matt, believe me, l want to help you, but... No. 957 01:19:23,843 --> 01:19:26,302 -We'll get expelled. -Klitz, shut up. 958 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:28,054 Do me a favor, okay? 959 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:32,308 Take a look at us. Okay? Take a good look at us. 960 01:19:33,144 --> 01:19:34,727 Do you know what we are, the three of us? 961 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:39,357 What? 962 01:19:40,151 --> 01:19:42,235 We're a fucking tripod. 963 01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:44,529 -A tripod. -Yeah. 964 01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:47,115 You know what that means? 965 01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:50,535 That means if you kick out one of our legs, then we all fall. 966 01:19:52,872 --> 01:19:54,414 Come on, baby! 967 01:19:59,587 --> 01:20:01,087 Fuck. 968 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,757 l know it was you, Klitzy. 969 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,637 -Where is she? -Oh, there they are. Hey! 970 01:20:09,722 --> 01:20:10,722 Hey! 971 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,809 Hi, Danielle! 972 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:17,562 Hi! 973 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:20,982 -Let's get our luggage. Yeah! -Yeah. 974 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:23,234 -All right? -l'll be there in a minute. 975 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:24,319 Okay. 976 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:48,259 So, if l pull this off, l get the 25 grand on Sunday? 977 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:52,096 Kid, you pull this off, l'll take care of your little Samsung. 978 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:54,307 -Samnang. -Whatever. 979 01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:56,100 Have a nice prom, kid. 980 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:02,565 All right, minions, over here. 981 01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:16,162 Relax, relax. 982 01:21:16,247 --> 01:21:18,331 You know what? Go wait in the car. Go. 983 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:24,504 Jesus. 984 01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:29,884 Gentlemen, these are your prom dates, 985 01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:31,678 April and Ferrari. 986 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:35,807 Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz. 987 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,935 Your name is Clits? 988 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:40,937 With a "K." 989 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:44,065 Okay, get a two-shot. Minions! 990 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,402 All right, guys, get closer. Yeah, that's right. Show me the love. 991 01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:49,779 Feel it, feel it! Nice. 992 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:52,824 Eli, do those girls go to your school? 993 01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:58,371 Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman. They're porn stars. 994 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:18,850 You look... 995 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:21,644 You look really nice. 996 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,354 Thanks. 997 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,357 You really do, hon. You look so beautiful. 998 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,860 Really? Oh, thanks. 999 01:23:18,369 --> 01:23:20,411 What are all these cameras for? 1000 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,246 They're for video yearbook. 1001 01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,649 So, what should we do? Should we start setting up? 1002 01:23:50,609 --> 01:23:53,319 Yeah. Look, we just gotta keep this low-key, okay? 1003 01:23:53,404 --> 01:23:55,154 Okay. What are you gonna do? 1004 01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:58,282 l'm gonna get our actors. 1005 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,663 Dude, make sure they can act. 1006 01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,873 Yeah, all right. Just get out of here, okay? 1007 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,625 Hey, l got this taken care of. 1008 01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:10,795 You just show this little lady a good time tonight, all right? 1009 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,672 Minions, let's move! 1010 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:14,090 So, what are we doing? 1011 01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:15,675 Relax, relax. 1012 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:22,306 Come on, play it cool, play it cool. 1013 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,991 Look. They're coming to you. 1014 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:42,660 Yo, Matt. What's up? 1015 01:24:43,370 --> 01:24:44,746 What's up? 1016 01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:46,247 Can we talk to you for a second? 1017 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,624 Dude, l'm with my girl here. 1018 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:50,585 Sorry, man. 1019 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:51,794 Should we come back? 1020 01:24:51,879 --> 01:24:53,171 No. l'll leave you guys alone. 1021 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:08,644 What's up? 1022 01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:10,605 Hey, man, what's up with those girls? 1023 01:25:10,689 --> 01:25:11,773 What about 'em? 1024 01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:13,107 Are they, like... 1025 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:16,736 Are they porn stars? 1026 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,363 -Yeah. -Shit! 1027 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:22,658 l knew l recognized them. l knew it. 1028 01:25:24,203 --> 01:25:26,078 -Can we meet 'em? -Yeah. 1029 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:31,209 How would you boys like to be in a movie? 1030 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:34,128 -What are these? -Your scripts. 1031 01:25:34,213 --> 01:25:35,963 Sign the release form at the top. 1032 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:38,341 Come on, you guys, wait up! 1033 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:48,267 Are these our actors? 1034 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,686 Just these two. 1035 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:52,146 What about me, dude? 1036 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:54,232 Oh, sorry, bro. 1037 01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:56,234 The party's all full. 1038 01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:00,238 Gentlemen. 1039 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:08,621 As an artist, l want it to come from a truthful place. 1040 01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:11,749 Holy shit. 1041 01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:17,463 Ferrari, Ferrari, focus. Listen. 1042 01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:18,631 Oh, okay. 1043 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,341 No. l can do this. Don't worry. 1044 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,260 Think Meryl Streep, Sophie's Choice. 1045 01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:34,313 -Hey. -Hey. 1046 01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:41,320 Next location! 1047 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:45,074 Come on! Move! Move, move, move! Let's go! 1048 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:53,541 Dude, please! l gotta be in this! 1049 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,126 Shut up. Take this. 1050 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:11,851 Come on! 1051 01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:13,769 Take the pain! Take the pain! Get up! Come on! 1052 01:27:18,025 --> 01:27:19,442 May l have a word with you? 1053 01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:23,654 -What's up? -l found this in the hallway. 1054 01:27:24,573 --> 01:27:26,407 Do you know what this is? 1055 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:27,533 No. What is it? 1056 01:27:27,618 --> 01:27:30,077 Looks like a release form for something. 1057 01:27:31,330 --> 01:27:33,205 Yeah, l don't know what it is. 1058 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,959 Have a good night. 1059 01:27:55,604 --> 01:27:58,230 You're strong, you're firm, 1060 01:27:58,982 --> 01:28:00,816 but you have a secret. 1061 01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:03,027 Show that to me. 1062 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:18,417 Thank you. 1063 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,795 For what? 1064 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:22,922 l never went to prom. 1065 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:49,156 Excuse me, sir? We have a problem. 1066 01:28:52,244 --> 01:28:53,285 What's wrong? 1067 01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:54,829 Derek didn't work out. 1068 01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:55,871 What happened? 1069 01:28:55,956 --> 01:28:58,708 Let's just say he wasn't strong or firm. 1070 01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:01,544 Guys, l can't work like this! 1071 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:03,004 Okay, relax. 1072 01:29:03,088 --> 01:29:05,339 -We'll just get somebody else. -There is nobody else. 1073 01:29:05,424 --> 01:29:07,341 What? l thought everyone's dying to be in this. 1074 01:29:07,426 --> 01:29:08,968 Not this scene. 1075 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:14,807 All right. This is the key scene. 1076 01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:18,644 lf we don't get this, Hugo's not gonna buy it. 1077 01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:21,939 Yeah, well, somebody's gotta step up. 1078 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:25,234 -Why you looking at me? -Because you're doing it. 1079 01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:27,737 Whoa, Mr. l-just-want-to-bang-hot-chicks. 1080 01:29:27,821 --> 01:29:29,864 Here's your first chance. 1081 01:29:30,657 --> 01:29:32,616 Klitz, l can't act and direct, okay? 1082 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:33,993 Oh, okay, fine. l'll direct. 1083 01:29:34,077 --> 01:29:35,995 -Oh, you're a director now. -Yeah, l'm a director. 1084 01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:38,039 Okay, Spielberg, what lens are you gonna use? 1085 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:51,844 l'll do it. 1086 01:29:53,055 --> 01:29:56,265 You guys have been great, but this is my mess. l'll clean it up. 1087 01:29:56,349 --> 01:29:59,769 Matt, Matt, your face is gonna be in this. Think about that. 1088 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:35,596 -Come here, baby. -Let's... 1089 01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:38,307 Picture's up, people. 1090 01:30:51,404 --> 01:30:52,780 Are you ready, hon? 1091 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:55,241 Yeah. Okay, let's do this. 1092 01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:06,752 And action! 1093 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:14,468 What the hell is going on in here? 1094 01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:19,515 -Nobody move! -Shit. 1095 01:31:19,599 --> 01:31:21,642 Who is in charge of this? 1096 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:24,937 l asked you people a question! 1097 01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:26,897 Who is in charge here? 1098 01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:42,413 Fuck it. 1099 01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:15,321 All right, everybody take five. 1100 01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:17,823 What's wrong? 1101 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,159 l can't do this. 1102 01:32:20,285 --> 01:32:21,619 What happened? 1103 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:35,633 What are you gonna do? 1104 01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:40,346 l don't know. lt doesn't matter. 1105 01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:47,394 No. l'll do it. 1106 01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:50,564 Klitz, it's cool. You don't... 1107 01:32:50,649 --> 01:32:52,483 No, no. l'm doing it. 1108 01:32:53,485 --> 01:32:54,902 Why? 1109 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:57,363 'Cause we're a fucking tripod. 1110 01:32:59,449 --> 01:33:01,700 All right, here we go, people. Picture's up! 1111 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:06,872 Listen, l know this is unprofessional, 1112 01:33:06,957 --> 01:33:09,083 but l think you're really cute. 1113 01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:10,626 Yeah, right. 1114 01:33:11,878 --> 01:33:13,337 l'm serious. 1115 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:16,048 Really cute. 1116 01:33:17,008 --> 01:33:18,842 How we doing, Klitzy? 1117 01:33:20,053 --> 01:33:22,513 Fucking great, man. Let's do this. 1118 01:33:23,473 --> 01:33:25,057 And action! 1119 01:34:16,318 --> 01:34:17,860 See you, guys. 1120 01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:21,780 Good night, guys. 1121 01:34:27,579 --> 01:34:31,457 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 1122 01:35:47,617 --> 01:35:49,576 -Hello? -We're dead. 1123 01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:53,038 -Eli? -Dude, the tape's not here. l can't find it. 1124 01:35:53,123 --> 01:35:55,457 -What? -Dude, l'm not kidding, all right? 1125 01:35:55,542 --> 01:35:56,750 l've looked everywhere, okay? 1126 01:35:56,835 --> 01:35:57,960 All right, all right, calm down. 1127 01:35:58,044 --> 01:36:00,045 No, dude, you calm down! lt's gone! 1128 01:36:00,130 --> 01:36:01,296 What do you mean, it's gone? 1129 01:36:01,381 --> 01:36:03,006 l mean it's frickin' gone! 1130 01:36:03,341 --> 01:36:06,468 Somebody stole it! Jesus Christ! 1131 01:36:06,553 --> 01:36:08,470 Matthew, could you come in here? 1132 01:36:14,310 --> 01:36:16,353 This is Mr. Simon. 1133 01:36:18,356 --> 01:36:20,816 He says he has something very important to discuss with us. 1134 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,114 Why don't you sit down? 1135 01:36:30,535 --> 01:36:32,536 Actually, if you don't mind, 1136 01:36:32,620 --> 01:36:35,497 may l have a word with the boy alone first? 1137 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:37,916 Sure. 1138 01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:49,011 So, how was prom? 1139 01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:53,307 -That's mine. -You know, we were fine. 1140 01:36:53,391 --> 01:36:56,643 But now you go and do this? This was my idea. 1141 01:36:56,728 --> 01:36:58,812 Now l'm really gonna fuck your shit up. 1142 01:36:59,898 --> 01:37:01,565 l'm gonna need that back. 1143 01:37:05,153 --> 01:37:06,778 Take it from me. 1144 01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:11,408 Yeah. 1145 01:37:11,993 --> 01:37:13,911 What are you gonna do? 1146 01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:19,541 l don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. 1147 01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:22,628 He's my partner on this. Fifty-fifty. 1148 01:37:24,255 --> 01:37:26,632 So, could l please have my tape back? 1149 01:37:26,716 --> 01:37:28,050 Fuck... 1150 01:37:29,802 --> 01:37:32,346 Fuck you. l'm taking your half then. 1151 01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,681 No. That money's going to Samnang. 1152 01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:36,308 The money you stole from him. 1153 01:37:36,392 --> 01:37:39,019 You say that like l care. l don't give a shit. 1154 01:37:39,938 --> 01:37:42,147 You're giving me your half. 1155 01:37:42,232 --> 01:37:43,815 And if l don't? 1156 01:37:45,026 --> 01:37:46,318 Showtime. 1157 01:37:52,742 --> 01:37:53,784 Okay. 1158 01:37:53,868 --> 01:37:55,285 Okay, what? 1159 01:37:56,913 --> 01:37:59,122 Show 'em the tape. 1160 01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:01,124 l'm not fucking around. 1161 01:38:02,460 --> 01:38:04,086 l just don't care anymore. 1162 01:38:06,422 --> 01:38:10,008 This is gonna be interesting. 1163 01:38:14,514 --> 01:38:17,099 Dan, Marci, Mr. Salinger, 1164 01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:20,102 would you mind joining me in the living room for a second? 1165 01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:21,687 Great. 1166 01:38:29,445 --> 01:38:33,073 Matthew, is there anything you want to say before we watch this? 1167 01:38:36,828 --> 01:38:39,329 Okay, then. On with the show. 1168 01:38:42,584 --> 01:38:44,710 HeIIo. I'm ApriI. 1169 01:38:44,794 --> 01:38:46,503 And l'm Ferrari. 1170 01:38:46,588 --> 01:38:50,507 You may recognize us as stars of the aduIt entertainment industry 1171 01:38:50,592 --> 01:38:54,636 and today we're taking time out to taIk about a very important subject. 1172 01:38:54,721 --> 01:38:56,013 -Sex. -Sex. 1173 01:38:57,348 --> 01:38:59,266 Special events such as senior prom 1174 01:38:59,350 --> 01:39:01,143 pIace added pressure on young teens 1175 01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:04,271 to Iose their virginity and engage in unprotected sex. 1176 01:39:04,355 --> 01:39:06,690 I know I Iost my virginity at my senior prom. 1177 01:39:06,774 --> 01:39:08,317 When did you Iose yours, ApriI? 1178 01:39:09,027 --> 01:39:10,986 When l was 10. 1179 01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:12,195 Moving on! 1180 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,323 In this video, we'II go through everything 1181 01:39:14,407 --> 01:39:16,450 from kissing to forepIay. 1182 01:39:16,534 --> 01:39:20,287 And for our finaIe, we'II show you how to put a condom on properly 1183 01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:21,997 using a reaI person. 1184 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:25,000 No cucumbers or bananas in this video. 1185 01:39:25,460 --> 01:39:27,210 So, for those of you naughty boys 1186 01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:29,421 expecting to see a raunchy porn video, 1187 01:39:29,964 --> 01:39:32,966 you might as weII turn this off now 1188 01:39:33,051 --> 01:39:34,843 because you're not gonna see sex. 1189 01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,470 What the fuck is this shit? 1190 01:39:36,554 --> 01:39:39,181 You're gonna see sex education. 1191 01:39:51,152 --> 01:39:52,944 This is interesting, Matthew. 1192 01:39:56,741 --> 01:40:00,410 Yeah. Yeah. l think it's a great idea. 1193 01:40:03,915 --> 01:40:07,668 Well, you remember those sex ed films back in our day. 1194 01:40:07,752 --> 01:40:11,338 l'll tell you, if they were anything like this, 1195 01:40:11,422 --> 01:40:13,840 we sure would've paid more attention, don't you think? 1196 01:40:16,094 --> 01:40:18,053 l think it's atrocious. 1197 01:40:21,099 --> 01:40:23,767 But the hell with it. 1198 01:40:25,895 --> 01:40:28,230 The kids today are so goddamn screwed up, 1199 01:40:28,314 --> 01:40:30,941 maybe this is the only way you can reach them. 1200 01:40:34,529 --> 01:40:37,447 You just might have something here, Matthew. 1201 01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:39,950 l think it's pretty wild. 1202 01:40:40,284 --> 01:40:42,327 This could really sell, don't you think? 1203 01:40:43,746 --> 01:40:45,872 How'd you come up with such an idea, Matthew? 1204 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:51,920 What can l say? lt's like a gift, you know? 1205 01:40:53,131 --> 01:40:55,298 lt's like l can't control it. 1206 01:41:05,476 --> 01:41:06,476 Courtney Booth. 1207 01:41:06,561 --> 01:41:08,687 I wiII aIways remember Iate nights in cabby... 1208 01:41:08,771 --> 01:41:10,647 Eric ZierdaI. I wiII aIways remember... 1209 01:41:10,732 --> 01:41:12,232 Kurt KiIgore. I wiII aIways remember... 1210 01:41:12,316 --> 01:41:14,401 Joseph Kraus. I wiII aIways remember 1211 01:41:14,485 --> 01:41:16,361 wrestIing stints and aII the great memories... 1212 01:41:16,446 --> 01:41:19,781 Matthew Kidman. I wiII aIways remember 1213 01:41:21,993 --> 01:41:24,244 the three Iegs of the tripod. 1214 01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:28,582 l'm here with Hugo Posh, the producer of AduIt Education, 1215 01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:31,960 the hottest-seIIing sex education video ever made 1216 01:41:32,044 --> 01:41:35,088 being utiIized in cIassrooms across the gIobe. 1217 01:41:35,173 --> 01:41:39,634 Hugo, you're known primarily as a hard-core pornographer, correct? 1218 01:41:39,719 --> 01:41:41,011 My business partner... 1219 01:41:41,095 --> 01:41:42,220 Let me break it down for you. 1220 01:41:42,847 --> 01:41:45,807 See, Hugo Posh isn'tjust tits. He isn'tjust ass. 1221 01:41:46,893 --> 01:41:51,062 I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is aIso heart. 1222 01:41:51,522 --> 01:41:53,106 What an ass-bag. 1223 01:41:56,068 --> 01:41:57,486 Fucking kid. 1224 01:41:58,404 --> 01:42:00,197 My student adviser... 1225 01:42:00,281 --> 01:42:04,284 All right, people! Let's make some fuckie-fuckie. 1226 01:42:04,368 --> 01:42:07,245 Now, Hugo, you and your partner have made millions on this. 1227 01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:09,039 So, who is this silent partner? 1228 01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:13,835 WeII, he prefers to remain anonymous. 1229 01:42:21,427 --> 01:42:23,553 You better cure cancer, kid. 1230 01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:26,431 The next Einstein... 1231 01:42:26,516 --> 01:42:28,767 All right, yeah, next question. 1232 01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:31,603 -All right. -EIi's caIIing card... 1233 01:42:31,687 --> 01:42:32,771 How about you, buddy? 1234 01:42:32,855 --> 01:42:36,399 Yeah. Mr. Brooks, why did you decide to skip film school? 1235 01:42:36,484 --> 01:42:38,026 Don't you think you're a little young? 1236 01:42:38,110 --> 01:42:39,736 Shut the fuck up! 1237 01:42:39,821 --> 01:42:41,154 Next question! Faster! 1238 01:42:41,239 --> 01:42:43,740 l got the tape! l got the tape! l got the tape! 1239 01:42:45,827 --> 01:42:49,120 For our finale, l will now demonstrate the proper technique 1240 01:42:49,205 --> 01:42:51,331 for putting a condom on the reaI thing. 1241 01:42:51,415 --> 01:42:52,666 Is my voIunteer ready? 1242 01:42:52,750 --> 01:42:54,584 KIitz's big debut... 1243 01:42:54,669 --> 01:42:56,461 Shut up, shut up, shut up. Here he is, here he is. 1244 01:43:04,512 --> 01:43:07,389 Jesus. Look at that guy. 1245 01:43:08,099 --> 01:43:09,891 He is huge. 1246 01:43:15,481 --> 01:43:18,608 My own scholarship to Georgetown 1247 01:43:23,573 --> 01:43:26,116 and, of course, I'II never forget 1248 01:43:26,367 --> 01:43:28,285 the girl next door. 1249 01:43:35,751 --> 01:43:38,003 As for me, 1250 01:43:38,504 --> 01:43:40,463 I'm just going with it. 90058