All language subtitles for The Z Suite s01e06 Second Shift.eng

Are they moving in across the hall?

Thanks to Matt being so easily
manipulated, we have poached three of

clients. Are you going to put me in
stocks and let everyone throw excrement

me while I wear a sign around my neck
stating my crime?

No, I'm demoting you to office manager.

Boppenberger. Mr. Boppenberger.

I've decided to open up the campaign.

What do you mean?

Each of you will get a chance to pitch,
and the best idea wins the campaign.

Coming to work early to salvage what's
left of your career?

Coming to work early to salvage what's
left of your career?

Oh, no, I heard you.

There's no music playing.

I just wanted to see if you were
embarrassing enough to repeat it.

If you were... You'll excuse me.

I have a campaign winning pitch to
finalize.

Oh, do you mean my Olivia Rodrigo pitch?
Our pitch.

It makes sense. You had a leech off my
idea.

Fortunately, Doug and I have come up
with the best pitch yet. So good luck to

you. Oh, um,

don't forget the burger.

This is what it should have looked like
for the open house if it weren't for

that silly sun gun. Yes, it's gorgeous.
But, Doug, we need to come up with our

best pitch ever.

We are back in the game.

I am so proud of us. You were so cunning
and duplicitous at the party.

Do you know who you reminded me of?

Machiavelli? Jennifer Lopez and
Hustlers.

Wasn't she a stripper in that? Yes, but
a savvy stripper. If we land

Boppenberger, other high -profile
clients will follow.

We are going to come up with something
brilliant, breathtaking, bodacious.

Sorry, I'm thinking about Jennifer
Lopez.

We have to figure out how to understand
Gen Z.

We could talk to Elliot. He's not at
work yet.

Not that I'm keeping track or anything.

No talking to Elliot. He's the enemy. No
fraternizing with the enemy.

But if we want to learn about Gen Z in
order to do a commercial for Gen Z, then

how do we do that without talking to Gen
Z?

Euphoria.

Oh. You watch that, and I'll...

Google things and then we'll reconvene.
Aye, aye.

Oh, captain, my captain.

I am going to need your HBO password.

I'm strong.

I'm capable.

My burger failures do not define me. I
know that's right, because the sun is

shining and a bitch is grinding.

Where have you guys been? You're 15
minutes late. We're five minutes early.

Yeah, we're usually 20 minutes late.
This is progress.

Okay, do not try and girl map me.

You guys need to be professional.

We have to focus on Bob and Burger.
Where are we at with Olivia Rodrigo?

Do we have her day rate, her veils,
contract?

I've been DMing her for weeks.

She said she'll do it once we wire her
10K up front.

10K? For Olivia?

No, that doesn't feel right. She's A
-list.

Let me see these messages.

Uh -uh.

That's not Olivia Rodrigo. That's Olivia
Rodriguez.

Ruh -roh.

Are you kidding me?

Clem, you had one job to do.

How was I supposed to know that that was
a different person completely?

I mean, her bio says single mother of
two, lover of life, Olive Garden, and

Christ. I thought she was being ironic.

Okay, we just need to get in contact
with the real Olivia.

Well, the real Olivia is on tour in Asia
for the next five months.

Road trip.

Oh, my God, Clem. You've wasted so much
time, and now the real Olivia's on

another continent.

And I don't think she's going to cancel
her world tour for a burger commercial.

We're gonna have to come up with a whole
new campaign.

I mean, we need a new pitch, like, now.

Does anybody have anything?

Sorry, I cannot be put on the spot like
this.

Prolonged exposure is stress, leads to
mental illness, and I cannot put another

thing on my plate, so.

Clem? Yes!

Sorry, I was just responding to my name.

We're rude.

You know, I never thought I'd say it,
but after watching Euphoria, I think we

may have gone too far with male nudity.

Really? I did take some notes, though.

Bright colors, drugs.

Sex, drugs.

Zendaya, drugs.

Crying in jobs, drugs.

And, um... Sorry.

Can't even read my own handwriting.

Um... Drugs.

Well, my Gen Z research was all about
intersectionality, neurodiversity, and

gender identity.

There is a label for everything, but no
one wants to be labeled. It's

exhausting. Maybe that's why they're so
lazy.

Who's their Sarah Michelle Gellar?
What's their trapper keeper?

What is their friend?

You know, I think friends is their
friend.

My niece Alexis is Gen Z, and she loves
friends. She's always like, Uncle Val,

you are such a gunther.

Alexis, why didn't you suggest her as a
research subject earlier? But you said

you didn't want to interact with Gen Z.

Don't listen to me. You could have saved
me half an hour trying to pronounce

Chogy.

Chogy. Chogy.

Chogy? Chogy.

Chogy, right? Oh, I think I lost it now.

Anyway, let's get her on the phone. Of
course.

All right.

Oh, your face time? Oh, boy. Sorry.

Hi, Alexis.

It's your favorite step uncle.

How are you?

Hi, Uncle. Well, Doug, this is about
your bacne. My derm says I can't loan

any more of my topical medication
because it's prescription.

Daphne, what?

You're so crazy.

No, this is for work. You remember
Monica.

Hi. How could I forget?

You took a phone call in the middle of
my sixth grade dance recital. I could

barely hear over all the tapping.

Anyway, we are doing a new campaign for
Bob and Burger, and we need to

understand your generation.

Can you come over and help?

Today's tough.

My friends and I are going to a protest.

Ugh, hang up.

right? We'll buy you food and alcohol.

That's when they add you.

Thank you.

Well,

we

already have so many great ideas.

So many.

So great.

In the spirit of inclusivity and
diversity, we wanted to get some

the senior members of the Atelier team
to add to what we've already done, which

is great.

So you got nothing.

Okay, moment of transparency.

We really need your help putting
together a new campaign.

We can't get Olivia Rodrigo or Olivia
Rodriguez.

Hi, um, I'm in HR.

This isn't what I do. Yeah, Natasha, I
know. But you're a positive presence,

that is a necessity for me right now.

Our girl is fragile.

Yeah. Together, I know that we can come
up with the perfect pitch.

So, what do you got?

Natasha? Oh, um, I love old music.

So what if we did something with the Big
Bopper and he's eating Bob and Burger?

I don't know.

You know, I have no clue who that is,
but nostalgia's good.

He's dead.

Died in a plane crash with Buddy Holly
and Richie Valens. That's what the song

American Pie is all about. The day the
music died.

And those other guys are musicians, too?

They were musicians. They're dead now.

Oh, my God.

Can I please be excused? No.

Okay, I got it.

It's Rambo, and he's in the jungle, and
he's trying to get to his burgers, and

anyone who stands in his way, he takes
his machete, and he wipes their heads

off.

And you're done, Bill.

Ooh.

We can hook up Boppin' Burger's cowboy
mascot with another cowboy.

Maybe add a hot dog for some of them.

Brokeback Burger.

Let's keep the momentum going. Just
shout out whatever you got.

No, thank you. But now's your chance to
be on the creative side. I mean, isn't

that why you got into this business?

No, I am a career admin, and that's what
I want to be. Like my mother, my

mother's mother, and my mother's
mother's father.

Ooh, defying stereotypes.

Okay, great granddaddy.

Monica never made us pitch.

Well, I'm not Monica.

Thank God for that, am I right? I wish
you were.

Monica always had a plan, and she always
delivered.

She didn't expect me to hold rocks over
her head while she meditated.

Crystal. She's the reason this agency
landed Bob and Berger in the first

And she's single -handedly kept them as
a client over the last two decades.

The only thing that's happened since you
took over is I've had to up my

medication dosage.

Please, for the love of God, I am
begging you to look at the client files

learn something from Monica. This brand
has an identity and a history.

I shouldn't even be here.

I should be doing what any respectable
admin does, sporadically using the

company card to order personal Amazon
deliveries, not teaching you how to do

your job. She read you for a filth,
girl.

I mean all of you.

People are worried.

Their livelihoods are at stake.

Okay, fine. We'll look at Monica
Goldfiles.

Hey, Monica.

Yo, yo, yo.

Let's go. Let's go. Damn.

Well, thank you.

Okay.

Oh, well, make yourself at home.

Martini, Manhattan, juice box? I'd
prefer filtered water if you have it.

No top or bottled. Top is full of
forever chemicals and bottles choke

the ocean.

I'm so sick of hearing about the
turtles.

And yet, I haven't heard enough.

So, tell us about this protest you were
going to.

We're fighting against male
circumcision.

Huh?

Excuse me?

I went to support my boyfriend.

Someone tried to circumcise your
boyfriend?

I tell you, crime in this city keeps
getting worse.

No, he was circumcised when he was a
week old.

He couldn't give consent.

So the issue here is he wants an uglier
penis?

As an AMAB, he wants the penis he was
born with.

What's an AMAB?

Assigned male at birth.

Did he keep the assignment?

Yeah, he's cisgender.

And that's a man, right?

It can be.

I'm gonna make a drink.

Oh, could you let my friends in?

Your friend?

You said you wanted to get to know Gen
Z, so I invited some people over.

They're downstairs right now.

Apparently, your doorman's super
elitist.

Yeah, that's the definition of a
doorman.

We love a party.

How many people do you invite?

Move on to dance, girl.

Bet me, come, nigga.

Whoa. Look at all these.

Oh, my God, I remember this one.

We studied this in my senior copywriting
class as a way to market to the whole

family.

Everyone saw themselves in this ad.

Monica did join the patty party? I
collected all those figurines.

Oh, I thought the daddy burger was so
fun. I wanted those buns off, honey.

Same. What year was this from?

It says 1992.

So Monica would have been 25, a year
older than you.

Oh, my God, I did that fast.

So she was only a year older than me
when she created such an iconic

Wait, no, I made a mistake.

Oh, thank God.

She was 24.

Okay, so the same age. That's not that
bad.

Oops, wrong again. 23.

Oh, uh... Actually, just give me a
minute. Stop! I can't have her get any

younger.

You can't go in there.

No, no, no. It's private.

Don't even look. Look this way.

An ashtray?

Tiffany, don't touch that.

Whatever. I'm going to go.

Okay. How many people did she invite?

Reek of student loans in here. We've got
to get them out before somebody steals

something. Okay, so it's a few more
people than we thought, but we can

it. These people are animals.

I thought somebody put guacamole and
onion dip on the same chip.

Well, we need their help, so just put on
your happy face, and let's get to know

them, okay?

Okay.

Pat, excuse me.

Hello?

Hi. My name is Monica, and I'm your
host.

I, too, used to wear a crop top.

So I just thought we'd get to know each
other and play Never Have I Ever. Ready?

Never Have I Ever stolen something from
someone else's house.

Oh, my God.

It's over.

Okay, just remember you're fully
insured.

It's fine.

My turn.

Never Have I Ever had Boppenburger twice
in one day.

Oh.

All right. Now we're learning something.

Never have I ever had a threesome that
turned into a foursome.

Oh.

Uncle Doug!

It's the last time I do a ketamine with
the Hanson brothers, I'll tell you that

much.

Okay, girl, I gotta say, most people are
ugly criers, but you are the perfect

amount of flesh right now.

Monica's right.

I can't do this.

totally failing at this job.

You signed first, Pogue. I don't care
about a glucose monitor, Glenn.

Diabetics do.

I'm going to blow it all and everyone's
going to lose their job and Annabelle

won't be able to pay for medication and
Bill's going to have to live with his

mom forever and H .R. Natasha's going to
have to go on OnlyFans.

Okay, well, I think Bill would be on
OnlyFans because if he wasn't wearing

underwear, that thing would be in his
loafers. I'm a fraud.

No, you can't put all that pressure on
yourself. It'll only hurt you in the

Yeah, remember in college when you
wanted to work all weekend, and then

went to parties, your papers were
better?

Hanging out with those fraternities got
me an A in global feminism.

The irony of that still gets me.

Let's just get out of here and have fun.

My friends are at this sick party in
Tribeca.

It'll be cool. We can't. We still have
to come up with a campaign.

Call it, dog. You're lying on the floor
at work.

I'll get up.

My heart stops racing.

okay it's getting serious um i have
panic attack empathy and if i see

having a panic attack i start to have
one so um we need to go i know that i'm

looking good

Alex, what are you drinking?

Oh, it's a Borg.

It stands for Black Outreach Gallon. You
mix liquor, water, and electrolytes, so

it gets you drunk, but keeps you healthy
and hydrated at the same time. Ew, I

thought Gen Z didn't drink. We're not a
modelist.

Personally, I work hard, play hard, you
know?

You work?

Not in the sense of, like, capitalism,
which you clearly love.

It's wild to think how much money all
this stuff costs.

Yeah, and I feel good about it because I
paid for it all myself with my job.

Kudos, I guess.

I mean, you have been working for a long
time.

It must have been so hard coming up as a
career woman in the 1900s.

Oh, oh, Alexis.

Let me tell you something I wish someone
had told me when I was your age. Right

now, you're in college and you think
you're all grown up.

But five years from now, you look back
and you realize you didn't know

And five years after that, it'll happen
again.

And I'm pretty sure that keeps happening
for the rest of our lives until the day

we die.

For real?

Yeah.

Look, I realize that being 50 seems...

impossible and horrific to you right
now, but someday you will be my age, and

you'll still feel 28, even though no one
sees you that way.

And that's hard.

I can imagine.

But, hey, I mean, I still got it, okay?
I can't name a Chapel Rome song, but

I know who she is.

That's disgusting.

We put sour gummy worms in there.

It's for, like, flavor and texture.

Hey, I'll take a hit of that.

Huh, sure.

But be careful.

It's pretty strong.

You guys think you invented this? I was
smoking joints I picked up off the floor

of Grateful Dead concerts.

The good ones.

Jerry Garcia was alive.

The ice cream?

Wow. It's really smooth.

Is there even any marijuana?

Monica? Monica?

Oh, my gosh, it's overdosed.

Call 911.

Duncan, if she dies, I'm going to make
sure you work at Subway for the rest of

your life.

Give me a sucker that so I can die in
peace with my best friend. Come on.

What happened?

Oh, she's alive.

She's alive.

Thank God.

Are there a bunch of strangers standing
around staring at me?

Pretty much.

Yeah.

Hide me.

Hide me.

Hold your eyes, everybody.

Don't look at her.

Everybody, don't look at her.

Look away.

Someone get a blanket and a cool towel
for her eyes?

Does anyone have air?

You don't have air.

TikTok. Whose place is this? I'm seeing
sconces, wainscotting, soft lighting.

Definitely divorcee.

Over 50.

Small tits.

Oh,

sorry, I have to get a drink.

You okay?

I think so, yeah.

Have me stressed.

All day I've been reliving the fact that
I was circumcised and then I thought I

had to watch a lady die.

Talk about a bad Thursday.

We both have generalized anxiety
disorder, so this is the last thing we

Not that we blame you.

Why do you have anxiety?

What do you guys have to be worried
about? You're in your 20s and you're on

parents' health insurance.

Uh, lots of things.

Like the fact that we were born into a
world that is beyond screwed and no one

lets us have a say in.

any of the problems, so we just scream
into the abyss for someone to listen to

us, but no one ever does.

Instead, everyone just calls us self
-righteous and annoying.

I was self -righteous and annoying at
your age, but just about important

The Gulf War, the L .A. riots, Baywatch,
sexist, or just good, clean fun.

Yeah. I mean, I did think you were going
to be rude, lazy, and entitled, and I

have to say, you're actually not that
bad. I forgot to mention the climate

crisis is going to wipe us all out by
2030.

Oh, Alexis, we were so close.

So you're not worried we're going to
melt in five years?

Of course.

But I have central AC.

Okay, I'm so sorry.

The climate stuff, it's all my fault.

I didn't find out until last year that
you're not supposed to throw away AA

batteries, and I've been going through
them like water.

What are you using all those batteries
for? Just mind your own business,

Thanks, Mom.

Let me taste that. Make sure it's safe.

Yep, it's good. Okay, babe.

Hey, Clem!

Oh,

my

God.

Where are Monica's?

I don't buy that you used all those
batteries for a water tank.

You just plug those things in.

Okay, Duncan, can we just go back to how
your lives suck?

Bottom line is we should just enjoy it
all before we melt to death.

Hey, you guys, we invited you here to
help us with an ad campaign, okay?

The pitch can't be, have a burger, we're
all gonna die.

What she means is you gotta secure the
bag and have some fun.

I'm sorry, what bag?

Is it her mess?

Secure the bag means bag of money or
whatever else is valuable to you.

So, her mess.

That's your thing.

Wait,

so here the bag is metaphor.

It could be any bag.

Sure. Yeah.

What about a burger bag?

Wait,

are you feeling inspired?

Because I am. My head is spinning and it
could just be the drugs, but I want to

write something down. Here, listen.

Let me go.

All right.

It's exactly the same.

Girl really does live to work.

Wow.

Okay, Monica.

What in the hell? Monica, hi.

Doug, please don't ever let me use
marijuana again because I am having a

bad trip.

No, you're not.

What are you doing here?

Are you here to steal my ideas?

No, I didn't even know this was your
place, okay? And we just heard about a

party and decided to come.

We?

Monica!

Whoa, it's like our office, but not our
office.

Is this a portal to hell? Oh, okay.

Out. Get out. Get out. Get out.

Go, go, go. Get out.

Okay, go.

Um, excuse me.

Just go.

Excuse me.

Okay, that's it.

to get out before I start talking about
how happy I am to be circumcised.

Oh, yeah.

I'm glad I got a sniff so I can get it
all clean and pristine.

Because why would anybody want a penis
that looks like they have a turtleneck

it?

Ew, gross.

So gross.

Unless, of course, that's your thing.

replica of her office, like a carbon
copy. It's what I've done.

Strat causes mental illness.

I never was so scared in my life, and I
used to port -a -potty after the

marathon.

It was... Bicotic.

Or genius.

Evil genius.

Sorry. Just trying to make it a bopping
burger before it closes.

Come on, Alexis, this is us.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

We eat hamburgers till we blow chunks.

I can't go.

Those fries go straight to the thighs.

I don't mean we go eat there.

I mean,

Boppin' Burger is the after party.

Boppin' Burger is the after party.

That's our slogan.

Boppin' Burger is the after party.

Boppin' Burger.

Boppin' Burger.

So that's a no on the chalk, sir.

Yep, definitely she'll be again.

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