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♪ Magic is real here ♪
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♪ Far away from home ♪
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♪ Anything can happen ♪
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♪ When witches make the rules ♪
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♪ Monsters are cool ♪
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♪ The moon is our friend ♪
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♪ I want to stay with you ♪
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♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪
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♪
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Susie keeps saying, "It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine,"
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but it's a tornado
swirling in her neck, Doctor.
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Have you got any elixirs
or potions or...
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or anything
that might help?
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Yeah, I'm afraid
I can't help you.
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What I can do is refer you
to a specialist.
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Is this the moon?
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The moon's butt, actually.
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The Miracle Rabbit
lives there.
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He's the go-to guy
for this freaky immortal stuff.
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Miracle Rabbit.
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I'll take
your word for it.
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And, uh, bring a "not stuck
in frozen time person."
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The Miracle Rabbit's been
stuck up there for centuries.
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He likes to hear about
modern life.
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I know
just the one!
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♪
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Wow, so he just lives
on the Moon?
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All by himself?
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Whoa!
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It is quite remote,
isn't it?
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[ Grunts ]
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He must be
an INTJ.
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They like
to stick to themselves.
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My mom always said
the moon is made of labneh,
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yet here we are,
and not a dollop in sight.
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What do you think
the moon's made out of, Ramona?
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Hmm...
poisonous dust?
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Huh...
I love that for the Moon.
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Whoa!
Oh, my!
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The Moon's butt
has a mansion on it!
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Quite beautiful, really.
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Oh!
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So, uh, I just...
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[ Bell rings ]
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[ Bell echoing ]
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♪
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Who rings
the castle bell?
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Hello there!
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I believe the owner
is expecting us.
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Is he?
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First,
what news from Earth?
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Oscar!
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Modern day Earth expert
coming through.
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Uh,
I'll give you a taste--
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everybody's got
a robot pet
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that you keep
on your keychain.
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Mine died 'cause
I put it through the wash.
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Hm...
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acceptable.
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♪
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Welcome!
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Oh!
So you're the Miracle Rabbit?
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At your service.
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My apologies
for my doorman.
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Have you come all this way
just to see little ol' me?
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Well,
more importantly,
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we came all this way
for that special potion.
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Of course.
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I've got your potion
right here.
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Oh, yes.
That's it!
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But what's the rush?
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You've come
all this way.
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I insist
you stay for dinner.
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Uh...
just one moment.
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Oscar,
I don't know about this.
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Come on, Ramona,
I feel kinda bad for him.
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You said he's been by himself
for centuries.
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I bet
he's really lonely.
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Fine.
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Dinner, then we get the potion,
then we're out.
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We'd love to!
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Perfect.
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Your presence is requested
in the dining hall.
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Here we go.
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♪
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So they'll charge you
two smackerooneys-- two!--
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if you forget to rewind
the video before you return it,
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which is more than
a little crazy,
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considering
the rental itself
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costs a $1.99
at Garden Video.
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Fascinating, Oscar!
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, you are a cascade
of information.
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I-I can't get enough.
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Oh, stop.
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I'm off
to check on dinner.
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Oh?
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Looks like somebody's
got their eyes on the prize.
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Ramona,
look where we are.
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Stop
and smell the dust.
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Agreed.
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It may be poisonous,
but you do get used to it.
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This rabbit
has weird energy.
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[ Tray rattling ]
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[ Gasps ]
And who might you be?
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[ French accent ]
The sous chef, of course.
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And now, I bring you
the appetizer--
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a delicious green cheese
made only on the Moon.
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Very exclusive.
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Whoa, fancy!
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Yes, living here
is a chef's dream.
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Only the finest for
the Miracle Rabbit's guests.
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Yes,
very impressive.
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Um, how long do these dinners
usually go?
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The master of the house
will know.
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I will
go get him.
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Man, I'm having
the time of my life.
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He's maybe trying
a little too hard,
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but I can relate.
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Ah!
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I leave for one second,
and the food arrives.
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That sous chef is
a fascinatin' chap, no?
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He's always going on about
how much he loves it here.
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He never wants to leave!
[ Chuckles ]
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It's a bit much, honestly.
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Hm?
Not a green cheese fan?
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Ah!
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Delicious.
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I'm stuffed.
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Shall I, um, relieve you
of that potion now?
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Actually,
you shan't.
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But hear a tale
of bravery,
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cunning, and wit,
you shall!
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Now please, sit.
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Pace yourself, Madame.
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We have 18 sumptuous courses
to go.
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Now, if you would
direct your attention
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to The Wall
of No Regrets.
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Friendship,
my friends,
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has always been
the biggest thing there is.
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It existed
before the earth,
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before the stars,
even before opera.
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And it was fun
to be friends.
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But friendship was scary
without time to measure it by.
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Without markers to map
a friendship's progress
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or show off
its remarkable length,
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friendship became exhausting,
and ultimately meaningless.
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So friendship
created time.
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And what a friend to friendship
time became.
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Time gave structure
to friendship, meaning.
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Now friendship could boast
about how long it had lasted.
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Now friendship had beautiful
memories to look back on,
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but time also
made friendship finite.
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Some mortals couldn't handle
the pain.
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Some mortals devoted their life
to cheating time
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so that friendship
could last forever,
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but some mortals couldn't
convince anyone to join him.
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They liked the meaning
that Time gave to friendship,
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and so they left him all alone.
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And when Time learned
what some mortals had done,
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Time set out to stop him
from spreading his gift,
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for Time hates a cheat.
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And so our hero fled,
all alone,
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to the cold
dark side of the moon.
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And Time?
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Time never did catch up
with him.
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Say what you will about
loopholes and rabbits,
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but you couldn't tie
your shoes without them.
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Oscar:
That's so sad.
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To lose
all your friends.
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I'm so sorry
to hear that.
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Sad?!
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That was a story
about me being smart.
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Um... oh.
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Uh...
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[ Knocking on table ]
Oh!
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Oh, that must be the plumber.
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I completely forgot
I called him.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
If you'll excuse me.
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- That was weird.
- Hey.
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Oh, don't let me interrupt
your fancy dinner party.
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Just got called over
to fix some leaky pipes.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Oh, boy,
you two are lucky.
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Being friends with
the Miracle Rabbit!
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Oh, I'd give anything
to stay here,
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but I'm just
a lowly tradesman.
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He said
leaky pipes.
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I'm gonna go
find the restroom.
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Hurry back, Osc.
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Got a lot of courses
to get through.
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♪
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Aah!
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I'm so sorry!
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Phew.
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♪
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Sorry!
I'm not normally this rude!
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Don't these have locks?
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♪
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Just a minute.
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♪
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I'm really sorry.
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I didn't realize
Miracle Rabbit had other guests.
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Oh.
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He's a...
very gracious host.
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No complaints!
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Oh,
would you look at that?
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I almost walked out
with my 1940s magazine.
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You should check it out
while you're in there.
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I recommend
the word search.
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♪
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[ Gasps ]
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"Get out now"?
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"Dessert bad.
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If you eat,
you will never leave".
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[ Gasps ]
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Miracle Rabbit:
Dessert is served.
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[ Grunts ] Ramona!
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Ugh,
I'm so full.
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Okay, Ramona,
do it for Susie.
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[ Groans ]
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Was is right
or left?
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Mm.
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On my new suit.
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Steady...
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Oh! Oscar!
What are you doing?
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Uh, I clogged up the toilet.
We need the plumber.
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Oh!
So you liked the plumber, eh?
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I'm sure he's still
around here somewhere.
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He shouldn't be
too difficult to find.
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You were right
the whole time.
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Sometimes,
I'm too accepting!
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If we eat the dessert,
we'll be trapped here forever.
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We gotta go!
Yes.
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100%.
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[ Both panting ]
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Oscar,
the exit!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hurry!
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Looking for this?
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Yeah, perfect.
Thank you, butler.
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No,
I was being sinister.
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This is going to
blow your minds,
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but it's me,
Miracle Rabbit!
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Now,
finish your dessert.
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Okay, look,
if you let Ramona go,
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I'll stay
and be your friend.
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Oscar?
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Susie needs you, Ramona.
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Miracle Rabbit,
I promise I will tell you
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everything an 11-year-old knows
about the '60s,
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'70s, '80s,
and todays.
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Y-You're offering me
your friendship voluntarily.
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I-I accept.
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Uh, Frozen-Time lady,
you can go.
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Huh?
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Way number 27
to trap your guy.
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Ah!
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[ Groans ]
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Run!
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♪
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1969.
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The Miracle Mets
win the World Series.
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Miracle Mets?
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I like
the sound of them.
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But you should go
with your friends.
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00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,544
Well, okay.
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00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,025
Wait,
a parting gift.
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Listen close, friend--
time preserves magic.
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Now go!
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00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,862
You wanna get
out of frozen time,
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come back
to my planet?
272
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,737
Thanks, but I have to get
this potion back to Susie.
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00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,913
What about you,
bathroom boy?
274
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:56,568
You wanna come back
to my place?
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00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:59,484
Actually...
that sounds really nice.
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♪
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♪
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Just a minute!
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