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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Well, Professor Heisager, it seems all your
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years of hard work are finally coming to
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fruition.
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Yes, Professor Coruscant, in just a few weeks
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we will be able to reveal our amazing
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invention.
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And I will be known as the creator
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of the time machine.
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That will be a great day indeed.
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Professor Roasaga speaking.
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This is General Zhukov.
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I have some unfortunate news.
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Oh, what's that?
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The finance department have instructed me to inform
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you that if you cannot tangibly demonstrate the
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actual working efficiency of your project, then they
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will have no option but to build a
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plug, i.e. no more funding.
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But this is crazy.
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Hello.
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So what did General Zhukov say?
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They want to see a demonstration.
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But the project is dead.
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But it's not ready yet.
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I know, but we have no choice.
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Dr. Lust, come here a minute.
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Come on, don't be shy.
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Yes, sir.
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Now tell me, Dr. Lust, are you happy
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with your deck?
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Yes, sir.
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That's good.
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Now you see this machine here?
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It is a top secret project.
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And I would like you to help us
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prepare its readiness.
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So, will you help us?
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Yes, sir.
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Good.
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At the moment we are working on time
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dilation with our Velocitron here.
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We can influence gravitational mass, but we still
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need to adjust the temporal coordinate systems and
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clock synchronization using Einstein synchronization procedure.
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But are you sure it's safe?
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Of course it's safe, you fool.
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Now I want you to step inside the
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machine for me, so I can take some
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measurements.
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Now hurry up, I don't have all day.
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Yes, sir.
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Go on, don't be afraid.
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That's it, keep walking.
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Well, Professor Korsakov, I think it's time for
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our first demonstration.
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Are you sure this is wise?
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Believe me, we have no choice.
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Doctor Lost, the process has started.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask
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you to remove all your clothing.
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What?
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Why?
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Any clothing could cause a problem when transmogrifying.
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You must strip!
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What?
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Stupid bitch, she deaf.
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Strip!
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No, I won't.
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Let me see.
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Let me out!
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It's too late, the process has started.
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Now strip!
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That's it, keep going, it's for your own
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good.
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Let me out!
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She still has to take her pants off.
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She will.
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That's it, very nice.
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Now you're ready for your journey.
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Where are you sending me?
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I'm afraid we can't save Professor.
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What?
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Basically, it's our first test, so we will
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just have to see what happens.
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But what will happen when I get there?
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Well, Doctor Lost, you'll just have to ask
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for some help, I guess.
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I've been naked.
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I think that's the least of her problems.
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Look, let's just see what happens.
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So you don't know where or when?
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Sorry.
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So how do I return?
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You're still working on that.
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What?
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Okay, enough talking, let's start the show.
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Boosting gravitational magnitude.
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So far, so good.
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Vibrations peaking at 96 kilohertz.
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It looks like we're on course for a
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perfect teleportation, Doctor Rosanna.
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Her body is holding a veil.
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This gravitational time plus theta will create such
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intense vibrations that you'll probably enjoy multiple orgasms
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prior to teleportation.
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Hey, a bit like sitting on a washing
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machine.
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Times a thousand.
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Everything is going to be fine.
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Her body is slowly being deconstructed and ready
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for teleportation.
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To choosing possible generation.
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They gave me a hint now.
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Increasing gravitational pull to 6 millions.
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She's taking it in well.
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She's beginning to use a tough move here.
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What's now activating teleportation?
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Well, stage one seems to be a success.
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Yes, Professor, but where is she?
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That's for us to try and find out
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somehow.
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And if we do find her, then we
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can try and bring her back.
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The computer seems to be phoning in on
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her location.
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Using her vagina juice for the source of
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DNA was an excellent idea, Professor.
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Yes, she gave us copious samples.
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The last
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is in a jungle somewhere.
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Damn, we've lost the location.
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It seems that the computer is having difficulty
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logging into her DNA.
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The computer is now in the jungle.
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The computer is moving.
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I think I've seen her before.
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Why are you here, Doctor?
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It's obvious.
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She's a spy.
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Are you a spy?
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I asked you a question.
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Answer, bitch!
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Naked witch!
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But you have the taste of the touch
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of the wind against your skin.
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Leave me alone!
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This is Professor Rosaga.
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Can you get me the engineer department?
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Thanks.
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This is Professor Rosaga.
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We need you to help attenuate the time
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dilation capacitor.
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What does he say?
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He says it's going to cost us.
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Well, we have no choice.
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Get over here as fast as you can.
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Yes, of course I have the money.
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Get over here
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as fast as you can.
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Yes, of course I have the money.
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Get over here as fast as you can.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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What did you say, Butterfly?
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You'd better start talking.
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I have no patience.
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Help!
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How nice of you.
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Do you feel comfortable on my other side?
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Are you still able to talk?
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Look, we must try a little harder.
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I understand.
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So what do you think is the problem?
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The arcade has stopped, for God's sake.
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So how long will it take for you
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to fix it?
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Well, I can't say really.
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How long is a piece of string?
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Half long, indeed.
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What's happening?
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It's time for you to talk.
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Why are you in my country?
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What do you want?
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I don't know anything.
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CIA, you know you're under arrest.
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Now start talking.
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I'm not CIA.
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I can find out.
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I ask you, are you looking for something
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else to take from your body?
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It's good to find it absolutely clean.
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Such a delicate flower.
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Leave me alone.
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You don't order me around.
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You'd better be careful.
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CIA, you witch.
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Bitch.
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Are you with him in Siena, or do
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you plan to meet him in Washington?
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Your daughter, the judge, is ready for the
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inspection.
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I wonder what we'll find.
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Tell me.
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CIA mirrors seem to be very, very old.
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I think this witch is the one who
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likes to be interrogated.
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I wonder.
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Are you a woman, CIA agent?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I've been following you for a long time.
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I've been following you for a long time.
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Bitch.
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Violence against women is bad.
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If you don't give me the kid, I'll
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send you to hell.
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Get up, bitch.
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I ask you, are you looking for something
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else to take from your body?
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They'll do something to you.
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The anisometry is going completely crazy.
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It's not as easy as that.
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First I have to remove the circuit board
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system.
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I'm afraid we'll get on with it, you
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stupid little man.
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This is an emergency.
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We've got him.
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Very good.
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It's a pleasure to have a mother like
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you.
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Yes, yes.
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Boy, boy, no?
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It's a pleasure to have a son like
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you.
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Holy God!
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Help!
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Help!
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This is a 44 Magnum.
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The most powerful weapon in the world.
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It can blow up the air in your
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mouth.
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Hansel, forget this stupid question.
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Do you think I'm going to kill you
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in the street?
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