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You know when you need to pee in your
dream, so you go, and then you wake up
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a panic thinking you actually wet your
bed?
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Then
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you
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start to think.
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Jack, am I actually awake?
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That's when you realise you've wet your
bed as a grown -ass adult.
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It's over.
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Sorry.
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Bro, why would you end it now?
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Because it's untenable.
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It's what?
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Untenable. Untenable?
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Is that even a word?
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Yes, it's a word.
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Untenable. Untenable.
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Yeah, untenable.
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Right. Sorry, what is so untenable about
a casual snog? I mean, it looked like
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you both liked it. Ellie!
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What? It did!
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I felt nothing whatsoever.
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In fact, it was quite literally the
literal definition of having experienced
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nothing. Some people spend years trying
to achieve that state of empty zen
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euphoria. Thanks, Nathan.
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So wait, what's the problem here? The
problem is that it threatens the very
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integrity of our arrangement. But you
felt nothing, so therefore it doesn't
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matter, right? No, because we're...
Friends with benefits.
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Ooh, no.
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What? Yuck. We are not friends.
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What? Sorry. Okay, you are casual
acquaintances in a special purpose
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relationship with no feelings or
attachments who... Hey, no, no, no.
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Hey.
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Happen to spend the night together.
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I still don't see what the problem is.
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Look, it's just untenable, okay?
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And besides, it's already done. It's
over.
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I just have to go on just one last thing
with her before we break it to our
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parents. Wait a minute.
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What thing?
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I don't know.
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Some special event she made me promise
to go on.
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Special event?
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The Spanish Inquisition?
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Wait, are you... Still going to go
through with that?
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Absoluto. This is exciting.
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I want to come. I don't want to come.
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I kind of want to come.
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Can I have that back now?
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Yes.
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So, is there a reason why we press like
this for a community language college
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reunion? And I thought you were still
studying.
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Spanish is ephemeral.
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Past, present, and future tenses are
fluid and subjective.
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Open your mind, man.
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I think you mean irregular and
subjunctive, which is quite different.
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Whatever. Time is temporal.
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Get over it.
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So, about the other night... I don't
want to talk about it.
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Neither do I, but... What? You're going
to talk about it anyway because you have
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no manners?
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No. I just think that we should probably
work out what we're going to tell our
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parents. There's nothing to work out.
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We just sit them down and tell them that
we're breaking up.
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What's the big deal?
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The big deal is that my parents don't
take breakups too well, and I don't even
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try to mount a rescue bishop.
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Your parents are not my problem.
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They are when they connect up with your
parents.
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And what?
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Become the power rangers?
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We'll deal with it, Henry.
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This is it.
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What kind of community language college
did you say this was again?
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Milita, Milita.
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I level one. One speaking puma.
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What did I say, no?
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Nos precioto.
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Magnifica.
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You, Enrique, the writer, el escrador.
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Oui, like a wired visionary lama.
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Well, I mean... It's an honor.
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Such an honor.
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Come. Come on.
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Do you feel it?
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I feel it.
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Si. This is exciting, no?
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Did you see the dolphin murder people
outside?
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Very strong.
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Muy fuerte.
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Because tonight, we are all going to be
dolphins.
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Swimming in the ocean together.
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It's going to be incredible.
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Ah, Lucia, my wife.
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Enrique is Lucia.
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Lucia, Enrique.
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And you have already met Melissa.
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Hi, Melissa. Lovely to see you again.
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And Enrique.
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I heard you're a scientist.
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I really want to know what you're doing
now.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, Lucia is an astronomer from
Santiago.
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Pardon.
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What? You've worked on one of the
Chinese Latin American joint satellite
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programs? S .S .C. Santiago, 2017.
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Don't you want me to go to a hotel?
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Okay.
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I'll catch up with you later.
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Hi, I'm sorry. Can I borrow him for a
second?
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Thank you.
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Hi. Melissa.
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I'm sorry.
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I was under the impression that I am
here to feel that feeling with you. So I
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was just wondering if we could skip the
chit -chat and fast forward to that
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part.
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Preferably somewhere private.
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Excellent, my noble dolphin friend.
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Thank you.
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Melissa.
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This is not chitchat.
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This is expression.
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Dissipation.
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Mood and ambience.
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Vibration going to the cosmos.
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Creating a primordial soup of love and
energy.
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This. This is the love.
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Amar. Lo sientes.
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Do you feel it?
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Let's see in cover.
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Vamos. Let's go.
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So, everyone here is learning Spanish?
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No, some are not all.
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What has Northa told you about dolphins?
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Well, not much, actually. Just that you
all like to get together once a while
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and reunite.
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Something about past, present, and
future all being one together.
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Okay, that's the way to put it.
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Yeah.
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Telling classes and sessions only we get
things done.
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It was just a reflex.
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And I was in a raw and emotional state
from seeing my ex with another guy.
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What's your excuse? Losing a pretend
horse race?
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Hobby horse roller derby is an extremely
demanding and libidinous sport. I
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needed to shed some excess competition
hormones and just there.
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Well, I'm definitely not going to be
just there today.
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Henry, even if I wanted to have really
average sex again, no one is here to
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sleep with their plus one today.
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Everybody, 12 minutes, swim to me.
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So, what are you two into?
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Excuse me? Two on one, three -way, guy
on guy, girl on girl.
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The diamond.
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Sorry if I'm being so direct. It's just
we've been eyeing you up since you came
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in. We're very accommodating.
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Thank you.
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I'm sure you are, but we're actually
more into individual endeavours.
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Yeah. Like, you know, separately.
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Oh.
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Uh, is that okay?
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Oh, well, sure.
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It's just that, well, this is a holistic
couples -only swingers party, you know,
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where we swing together.
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It's a way of strengthening our bonds as
a couple by bonding with other couples.
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What's wrong?
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Uh. Did you think that this was a normal
swingers club?
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Oh. Oh, no.
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Oh.
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We should probably say something to
Gael.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We were just confused by terminology,
weren't we?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, we normally go to this other
place and it's so different.
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Yeah, I mean, they call the diamond
the... Angulated almond.
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Exactly.
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Crazy. Oh, great. Well, that's a relief
then.
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Phil, so what are you two into?
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Uh, we mainly like to watch.
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Together.
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As a couple.
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Along.
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Your voyage.
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Yep.
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Nice going, idiot. I hope this was worth
it.
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Just keep smiling and nod every now and
then.
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That'll be done soon.
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You reckon?
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So why are you so obsessed with this
guy?
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Your weird Spanish teacher who gets a
hard -on for a fish.
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I am not obsessed with Gael.
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Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not.
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Then why the hell are we at his house
pretending to be swingers when we aren't
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actually even together?
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Because I want to fuck him anyway.
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All right, Jesus.
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It's just, it seems like a lot of
hurdles to clear to sleep with someone.
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Your face is a hurdle to sleep with
someone.
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Yeah, well, you cleared it just fine the
other night.
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Clear your face right now if you don't
shut up.
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Make me.
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What the?
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Stop that. Do you like that?
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop
it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Enrique, we'd like to make your
proposal.
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Tonight, later on,
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Lucina will be returning to our separate
quarters.
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Reserved for special occasion.
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We'll be honored if you had joined us.
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Don't say anything.
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Well, hey.
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What?
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Auntie Linda, you two are in so much
trouble.
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Honestly, Auntie Linda, this is not what
it looks like. No, not a secret
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swingers club run by a notorious local
Spanish teacher and his astronomer wife.
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Get in.
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Where are we going to meet your makers?
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Look, Auntie Linda, I understand that
it's all a bit unexpected and
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depraved, but do we really need to bring
our parents into this?
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You know, with only 50 % of married
couples happy together after a few
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opening up a relationship in a safe and
reputable swing and club is not a crazy
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idea. Silence!
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Do you know how devastating this will be
for my reputation if the Chinese chit
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-chat community found out that you two,
my most sensational match, have started
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going to a sex club?
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On a scale of one to ten, maybe? It's a
perfect ten, Henry.
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And I can't allow that to happen.
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You're going to come clean to your
parents, and then you're going to be
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a public apology to my chit -chat
followers, denying I had anything to do
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it.
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No.
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Even better.
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You two are going to confess to
manipulating me.
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People love that narrative.
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And then I'm going to ban you both.
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from my matchmaking service and give
them the retribution they so badly want.
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Ha!
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Vaughn! What are you doing here?
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Where's Wendy and Peter?
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Wendy? Peter?
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Wendy? Peter?
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Hi -ya!
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I went off keto.
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I went off keto.
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What's keto?
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It's a high -fat, low -carb diet that
puts your body into a state of ketosis.
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Can you send me a link?
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Sure.
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What on earth made you stop wanting to
be in ketosis?
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I told our parents about the divorce.
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You're divorcing?
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I thought I was going to be okay.
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I forget if Mandy and your old don't
believe that we're stuck in a simulation
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because we're not ketoing.
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That I could get out first, then come
back for them later through the matrix,
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you know?
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But now it's finally heading home, and I
just don't care anymore.
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I just want to go.
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I just want to go.
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What the hell is he talking about?
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Sorry to hear that, Varnie.
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Thanks, Henry.
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Where are Mandy and Yoel? Are they safe?
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They're safe at your grandmothers till I
go back to LA.
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What about Mum and Dad?
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No, it's safe.
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Your parents are consoling them.
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Before they left,
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they said that one thing keeping them
happy is seeing you two
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together.
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You know, I reassured them. I said it
all would be good once we escaped from
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this artificial reality.
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Did your mum call me a conspiracy
theorist?
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I don't care what you two have to do to
stay together, but nobody hears a word
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of this.
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I'll send out a misinformation warning
on Chit Chat.
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This is the last thing your parents need
to know right now.
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You smoke?
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First puff since 96.
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This is not good.
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This is really, really bad.
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Yeah, no shit.
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Did she actually just say we're not
allowed to break up with each other?
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exactly what she said.
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What are we going to do?
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I mean, I guess we could try and get
Mandy and Vaughan to get back together.
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Are you with Nycopy?
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What? I'm spitballing here. Well, stop.
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There's only one option available to us,
Henry.
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And what's that?
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We keep pretending.
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I'll keep studying Spanish and save for
my trip. You keep on writing, and then
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in about a month, when this shit show
with Mandy and Vaughan has settled down,
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I'll disappear, and then you move up.
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We'll just say that, I don't know, long
distance wasn't working up.
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They'll buy it.
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What about the other night?
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What about it?
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00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:36,780
Well, it was... What?
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Well, just like you said, it was...
Incredibly average.
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And totally meaningless.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And, I mean, from the outside, someone
might say, hey, they slept together,
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00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:54,020
becoming real, but... That someone would
be an absolute idiot.
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00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,279
Hell yeah.
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I feel sorry for them.
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We should go back in.
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00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400
To the swans?
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00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,839
I mean, this is strictly business,
right?
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00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,300
We may as well get all the benefits.
324
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:20,339
Yeah. I mean, yeah, this is like a
golden opportunity for two people to
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the maximum benefit from a fake
arrangement and sleep with a whole lot
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randos.
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00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,800
Are you ready to be a dolphin?
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I'll work on it.
329
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,280
Melissa!
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We thought you'd laughed.
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00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,440
We did.
332
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,820
But not by choice.
333
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,080
A deep sea current dragged us from the
rest of the pod and pulled us down an
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00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,080
oceanic trench.
335
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:53,600
And then the tide changed and we swam
right back to you.
336
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:56,680
I thought you...
337
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,450
No.
338
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:14,690
Can I tell you something?
339
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,370
A secret?
340
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:17,690
Go on.
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00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,830
I am friends of one of your ex -lovers.
342
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,130
Really? Si.
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00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:28,910
Señor Toby Jenkins.
344
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,790
He's arrived back.
345
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,010
My social football team.
346
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:33,910
I am Le Fouin.
347
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,690
We are like David Beckham and Karin
Abil.
348
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:40,030
Throwing down the right side, just like
Sir Alex Ferguson demanded.
349
00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:41,790
Wow,
350
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,070
that's amazing.
351
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:46,590
But...
352
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:53,490
When I
353
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:56,690
first throw your singular face in my
Spanish class,
354
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:58,930
I think the master guide,
355
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,050
where have you seen his face before?
356
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,050
I'm looking on Instagram at Toby and
Lisa.
357
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:06,670
Wedding photos and bam.
358
00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:08,410
Entiendo.
359
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:09,729
I understand.
360
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:13,890
Um, sorry, sorry. What exactly did you,
uh, Nintendo?
361
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,090
Everything.
362
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,650
You? Me?
363
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,290
Why you're here?
364
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,590
Together with me?
365
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,250
What you're feeling and why?
366
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,090
What? Wow.
367
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,110
Yeah.
368
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:32,170
I just want you to know, I have no
problem with...
369
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,780
No problem whatsoever.
370
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,620
Well, I'm really pleased to hear that.
371
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,760
Great.
372
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,420
Water release.
373
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,120
Now relax.
374
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:48,680
It's nothing but clear and disturbed
water between us.
375
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:56,300
Actually, I need to use the bathroom.
376
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:57,900
Yes, Melissa.
377
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,520
Of course.
378
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,960
Hey,
379
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,760
are you already done?
380
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:22,320
Sorry, I just imagined a longer
duration.
381
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,760
So how was it?
382
00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,280
Amazing. Totally worth it.
383
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,480
Cool.
384
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:36,200
You? Yeah, it was nice.
385
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,600
Good? Good.
386
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,500
Yeah, good. We did it. Yeah.
387
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,220
Yeah.
388
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,320
We should probably go back and make sure
everyone hasn't overdosed on carbs.
389
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,160
Yeah, good point.
390
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:56,520
I guess the thing about fake
relationships is that you've got to fake
391
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,299
out of them.
392
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,420
By the way, Lucy, I mentioned there was
another one in a month.
393
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,400
I said I'll check with you first. I'm
really fast.
394
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,800
Yeah, I'm done.
395
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Oh,
396
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280
okay.
397
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,660
Guess we're really doing this.
398
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,560
Huh? Because beyond a certain point,
there's no eject button.
399
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,740
One more month, strictly business.
400
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,000
You've just got to lie in that wet bed
you've made until it dries, because the
401
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,300
only way out is in.
402
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,420
My conception.
403
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600
What?
404
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,600
Nothing. But, uh, yeah.
405
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,020
We are doing this.
406
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,060
Mm.
407
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,200
Oh.
408
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:45,800
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