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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Hello, welcome to my lecture, welcome to my
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lecture, welcome to my lecture,
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welcome
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to my Where
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is das Krankenhaus?
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First of all, speak English.
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You have to get rid of your accent.
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You know, the Americans are going to hate
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the Germans for a long time after this
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war.
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So you gotta start sounding like one of
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them.
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How did you get rid of your accent?
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You know when babies are learning how to
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speak to make those nonsense sounds?
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Goo goo ga ga Yeah, that's not really
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nonsense.
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They're learning the sounds of their language.
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An important step that adults skip when they're
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learning a new language.
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Oh, well I love when you use to
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speak to me the baby talk.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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I thought you were more romantic than this.
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We're on a tropical island.
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Hey stupid, in case you haven't figured it
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out by the corpse over there, we're on
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an island full of cannibals.
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It is obvious we are dealing with cannibals.
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But do not be frightened by their enormous
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numbers, because we have the enormous intellect of
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the German brain.
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Yes, but when we parachuted out of the
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plane, the wind scattered us.
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We have to find the rest and then
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figure out some way to cross the sea
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to Argentina.
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Ocean.
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Excuse me?
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We were over the Atlantic Ocean.
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It's not the Atlantic Sea.
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Stop being a grammar Nazi.
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In case you haven't figured it out by
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that corpse over there, people are committing atrocities
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on this island.
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We have to focus on real things.
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Oh, I love focusing on the real things.
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Oh, this is because of my burned face,
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isn't it?
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I thought you loved me on the inside
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as well as the outside.
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Or even if the outside is terrible, you
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love the inside.
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The inside is so good for you.
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Oh, I want to be on your inside.
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I love being on your inside with my
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outside.
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You're the first I have seen.
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Are any of the others with you?
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I have not found anyone else.
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I thought that I heard some gunshots, but
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that could have been something else, like thunder.
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We shall take care of some basic needs
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first, and then we shall attempt to find
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the others.
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Speaking of basic needs, I must confess that
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I always admired you from afar.
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I look more like you admiring me from
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a mirror.
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English is not a good language for me
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to tell you how I feel.
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I do not care about your feelings.
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We must concentrate on survival.
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I am going to wash myself in the
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lake.
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Stay here and guard me.
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I will do the same when it is
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your turn.
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There are no rules here.
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I give you a chance to be mine
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by your own choice.
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Are you planning to rape me?
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Rape happens in nature.
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Some may call it cheating, but I look
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at it as a way to save time.
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I tried to hurt you properly.
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It failed.
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Meeting Richard was a waste.
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I am too superior for these games.
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You are inferior.
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You need a gun to intimidate me.
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Your confidence masks your weakness.
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I am
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high as a kite.
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What an
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atrocity!
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How can some people be so depraved?
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I think we should leave before the cannibals
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return.
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They might want to eat us too.
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I cannot blame them because I want to
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eat you.
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How many times must I remind you that
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I am conservative?
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Oral sex is for primitive humans.
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We proud Germans only use sex for procreation.
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Oh, well sometimes pride gets in the way.
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Oh, really?
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Yes.
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Do you remember when Spartacus trounced Roman armies
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with his band of escaped gladiators?
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No, I don't remember much past the day
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that I was actually born.
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Could you please not try to be humorous
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when I'm telling you a serious story?
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Please?
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Alright, when Spartacus was kicking the buttocks of
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the Roman armies, he could not be stopped
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until the Germans in the 4th decided that
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they were too good to fight alongside the
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non-Germans.
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And do you know what happened as a
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result of that division?
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Yes, of course I remember that day.
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Oh, you're so cute when you're sarcastic.
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Come here.
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Come, come, come.
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Finish the story, you pig.
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Alright, when the Germans decided they did not
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want to fight alongside the non-Germans, they
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were promptly defeated, raped, and then killed to
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death.
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All of them.
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Well, if you don't want the same thing
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happening to us, then I suggest we get
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going.
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Oh, after you.
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And please take your time.
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You know, so I have something to look
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at.
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I mean, I'm looking out in case you
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get hurt.
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Oh, did the stones rip your dress off?
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I didn't mean to guide you that way.
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Even though I am dead, nothing
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happens.
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And nothing is free!
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And nothing
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is free!
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None of your decisions are hostile to me.
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I don't want the inevitable I don't want
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the inevitable and experience the impossible.
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I have never given a damn and I
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don't give a damn about your decisions.
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