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HEY, BABE.
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HEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M JUST LOOKING
ON THE INTERNET.
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OH, NO, YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR YOUR GRADES AGAIN,
AREN'T YOU?
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NO, I'M LOOKIN'
AT PORN.
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NO! NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE POSTED BY 4:00.
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BABY, IT'S 3:48.
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YEAH--"BY 4:00."
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THAT MEANS ANY TIME
UP TO 4:00,
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AND PROBABLY BEFORE.
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OK, THAT'S IT.
MM-MMM. THIS IS
DRIVING YOU CRAZY.
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I'M SHUTTING THIS OFF,
ALL RIGHT?
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YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING
TOO HARD.
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YOU NEED TO RELAX.
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NO.
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YEAH, I HAVE
A RELAXATION TECHNIQUE
THAT NEVER FAILS.
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I'M JUST WORRIED,
ALL RIGHT?
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I JUST
WANT TO DO WELL.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
AND LISTEN,
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WHATEVER ABOUT THE GRADES,
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I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
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YEAH?
YEAH.
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I'M REALLY BURSTING
WITH PRIDE FOR YOU
RIGHT NOW.
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I JUST--
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I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU.
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OK. I WANT TO GET
MY GRADES!
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KNOCK IT OFF.
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EW! EW, EW, EW, EW, EW!
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WE HAVE COMPANY.
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IT'S COOL.
I'VE SEEN MUCH WORSE.
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YOU HAVE?
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OH, YEAH.
SOMETIMES IN THE FALL
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WHEN THAT TREE
BY MY WINDOW'S
LOST ITS LEAVES,
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I CAN SEE...
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MUCH WORSE.
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OK, TOMORROW
WE'RE GETTING CURTAINS.
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HEY, CAN I HAVE THE CAR?
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BRAD AND I WANT TO
GO TO THE MALL.
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SEAN?
NO.
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OH. I'M SORRY, BABY.
THAT'S A REFLEX.
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I THOUGHT I WAS
TALKING TO THE OLD LILY.
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I FORGOT I WAS TALKING
TO THE NEW LILY.
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THE "A" STUDENT LILY.
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A-PLUS.
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GOD, YOU STILL HAVE THAT
ON THE FRIDGE?
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WE'RE STILL PROUD.
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IT'S NOT JUST
ANY OLD "A."
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IT'S A "WELL-WRITTEN,
WELL-RESEARCHED EFFORT,
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THOUGHT-PROVOKING,
PLEASANT SURPRISE, LILY."
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DON'T WORRY.
I STILL LOVE YOU, B-BOY.
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HEY, I GOT AN "A"
ON MY BIOLOGY LAB.
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I'M SORRY,
WAS THAT AN A-PLUS?
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NO.
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WAS ANYBODY
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED?
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NO!
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THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.
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MOM, DID YOUR GRADES
COME YET?
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NOT YET.
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WOULDN'T IT
BE GREAT IF WE BOTH
GOT A-PLUSES
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ON OUR ABSALOM,
ABSALOM! PAPERS?
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THEN WE CAN MAKE FUN
OF B-BOY TOGETHER!
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HA HA!
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HEY, JIM.
WHEN'S THE FUNERAL?
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I GET IT.
I'M WEARING BLACK.
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NO, NO, NO,
I'M SERIOUS.
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UNCLE BILL DIED.
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OH, MY GOD! WHEN?
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I'M KIDDING,
I'M KIDDING.
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I AM. I'M JOKING
ON YOUR CLOTHES.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAD.
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OK, I'M SORRY.
I'LL STOP.
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SERIOUSLY,
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
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I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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OH, SO YOU
AND THE OTHER MIMES
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GONNA WALK
AGAINST THE WIND?
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ARE YOU REFERENCING
MY CLOTHES AGAIN?
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YEAH, OK, I'LL STOP,
BUT WHO ARE YOU
GOING WITH?
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JUST SOME FRIENDS.
I'LL BE BACK IN TIME
FOR DINNER.
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OK, BE CAREFUL,
AND ESPECIALLY
IF YOU GO INTO THE CITY.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
CAUGHT IN A BOX.
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HEY, NICE THREADS.
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THANK YOU. MY DAD
THINKS I LOOK
LIKE A MIME.
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WHO, JOE FLANNEL OVER HERE?
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
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LOOKS LIKE HE'S
WORKING THE DOOR
AT A LESBIAN MIXER.
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THAT'S REAL FUNNY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'M GONNA WALK
DOWNSTAIRS AND CRY.
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Claudia:
SEAN! SEAN! THEY'RE UP!
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THEY'RE UP! THEY'RE UP!
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ALL RIGHT.
I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
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ALL RIGHT--
"BIGGS, DiMITO, FINNERTY."
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OK, DON'T BE NERVOUS,
ALL RIGHT?
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IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE GRADE.
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YOU WORKED SO HARD,
I'M ALREADY
PROUD OF YOU.
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OH, MY GOD!
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YOU GOT AN "F"?
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I GOT AN "F"
IN ENGLISH!
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STILL PROUD.
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LILY, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
AND IAMBIC TETRAMETER?
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WHAT ARE YOU
ASKING ME FOR?
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BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY
GREAT IN ENGLISH,
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AND YOU JUST GOT AN "A"
ON YOUR PAPER.
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OK, FIRST OF ALL,
MY PAPER WAS ON FAULKNER,
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NOT POETRY,
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AND SECOND OF ALL,
A-PLUS!
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COME ON.
PLEASE HELP ME.
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WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
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I'LL KEEP HELPING YOU
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IN CHEM, TRIG,
SPANISH, HISTORY--
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OK, OK, OK!
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UM, PENTAMETER HAS MORE
"AMETERS" IN IT
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THAT THE OTHER ONE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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GEEZ, BRAD, AT A CERTAIN POINT
I'M NOT HELPING YOU.
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I'M JUST DOING IT
FOR YOU.
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HEY, EDDIE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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WHAT'S UP?
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HERE'S THE THING--
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YOU KNOW
COURTNEY DANIELS?
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YEAH. I SIT BEHIND HER
IN SOCIAL STUDIES.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
THERE'S THIS GIRL,
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AND I KIND OF LIKE HER,
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AND LAST NIGHT,
A BUNCH OF US
WENT OUT TO THE MOVIES,
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AND I THINK
SHE'S INTO ME.
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IS THIS CLOSE ENOUGH?
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NOT REALLY.
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SO FAR, I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
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NO, I MEAN,
THAT PART'S GREAT,
IT'S JUST--
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HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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NOTHING.
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IS HE OK?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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SOMEBODY JUST SPILLED
HIS POPCORN AT THE MOVIES.
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BUT I THINK HE'S
GONNA MAKE IT, YOU KNOW?
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OK.
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OH, HEY, BABY.
SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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DID YOU TALK
TO YOUR PROFESSOR
ABOUT THE "F"?
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YES.
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IS HE GONNA
CHANGE IT?
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IT SEEMS UNLIKELY.
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WHY NOT? THAT'S CRAZY.
YOU WORKED SO HARD.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD LODGE
SOME KIND OF COMPLAINT.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I THINK WE MIGHT
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JUST WANT TO LET
THIS ONE SLIDE.
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DR. ENDICOTT.
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CLAUDIA FINNERTY.
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I ASSUME YOU'RE HERE
ABOUT YOUR GRADE.
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YES, I AM.
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HOW IN THE WORLD
DID I GET AN "F"?
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WELL, KEEP IN MIND
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IT ALL CAME DOWN
TO YOUR FINAL PAPER.
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WHICH WAS
A DAMN GOOD PAPER.
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IT WAS BRILLIANT PAPER.
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THANK YOU.
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I ENJOY IT EVERY YEAR.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THAT PAPER WAS WRITTEN
10 YEARS AGO
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BY A GRAD STUDENT
AT BERKELEY.
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WELL...
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YOU HAVE A NICE SUMMER.
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YOU PLAGIARIZED?
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SORTA.
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OH, GOD. WHY, BABY?
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HOW COULD YOU
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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I DIDN'T INTEND TO,
ALL RIGHT?
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I WORKED A DOUBLE SHIFT
AT THE RESTAURANT,
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AND IT WAS REALLY LATE,
AND I WAS EXHAUSTED,
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AND I WAS WEAK.
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OH, BABY,
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
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I'M AWARE OF THAT.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK.
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OH, HEY,
WANNA FOOL AROUND?
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NAH, YOU'RE GOOD.
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[CHUCKLES]
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OH, GOD,
ALL RIGHT!
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OH, MY GOD. LILY
STOLE THE PAPER FIRST?
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YES. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE GOT IT,
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BUT IT WASN'T HERS.
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AND WE WERE
SO PROUD OF HER.
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I KNOW.
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WE TOOK HER OUT
FOR LOBSTER
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BECAUSE SHE COPIED
A PAPER?
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YES, WE DID.
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BABY, HOW COULD YOU
NOT HAVE NOTICED
IT WAS SO BRILLIANT?
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I DIDN'T READ IT.
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I JUST PRINTED IT
OFF HER COMPUTER.
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LOOK, I JUST WANTED
TO PASS, YOU KNOW?
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I THOUGHT
A HIGH SCHOOL "A"
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WOULD TRANSLATE NICELY
INTO A COLLEGE "C."
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHAT?
SHE HAD SECONDS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THE LOBSTER!
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JIM?
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UH, JUST A SECOND.
JUST A SECOND.
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HEY.
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HEY.
HEY, EDDIE.
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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NOT MUCH.
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YOU GONNA
INTRODUCE ME?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S JUST THAT GIRL,
COURTNEY, ALL RIGHT?
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I REALLY GET THE FEELING
SHE'S EXPECTING MORE...
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THINGS TO HAPPEN,
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AND I DON'T
WANT HER TO THINK
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO THE NEXT STAGE.
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HAVE YOU?
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I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THAT.
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I GUESS THE BEAR SHOULD
HAVE TIPPED ME OFF.
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YEAH, I JUST--
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I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET
ONE OF THESE THINGS OFF
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WITHOUT LOOKING
LIKE AN IDIOT.
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I ASSUME YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE BRA?
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YES.
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
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IS IT EMBARRASSING
TO BE FUMBLING AROUND
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WITH A GIRL'S BRA? SURE.
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BUT IF THAT'S
ALL YOU'RE FOCUSED ON,
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YOU'RE GONNA MISS
THE SIGNALS THIS GIRL
IS SENDING YOU.
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IT'S MORE EMBARRASSING
TO MAKE A MOVE
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WHEN SHE'S NOT READY.
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WELL, LET'S SAY IT IS
THE RIGHT TIME, OK?
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I MEAN, I JUST WANT
TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
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IT'S GOT, LIKE,
3 CLASPS
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AND AN ELASTIC THING.
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YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO ME.
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YOU DON'T TAKE OFF
A BRA WITH THESE.
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YOU TAKE IT OFF
WITH THIS.
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ARE YOU SAYING I CAN
REMOVE A GIRL'S BRA
TELEKINETICALLY?
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NO. WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN.
I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
235
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,262
WHEN IT'S MEANT TO COME OFF,
IT'LL COME OFF.
236
00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,197
I HEAR YOU.
237
00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:54,201
CAN YOU JUST SHOW ME ONCE
WHAT THE TRICK IS?
238
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,002
JUST ONCE?
239
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,003
THERE'S NO TRICK.
THERE'S NO TRICK.
240
00:08:56,036 --> 00:09:00,674
YOU JUST PUSH THE HOOKS
TOGETHER AND TWIST 'EM.
241
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,212
WHOA!
242
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,748
GET OUT OF HERE,
HENRY!
243
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,150
YOU KNOW THAT'S
A BOY BEAR, RIGHT?
244
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,019
GET OUT!
245
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,822
LILY CAN'T
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
246
00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,156
WE HAVE TO CONFRONT HER.
247
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,125
NO, WE CAN'T
CONFRONT HER.
248
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:18,892
WHY NOT?
249
00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,360
BECAUSE HOW DO WE KNOW
SHE CHEATED?
250
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,063
BECAUSE YOU TOOK
HER PAPER.
251
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,031
EXACTLY.
252
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,232
NO. IT'LL RUIN
MY CREDIBILITY.
253
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,200
SHE'LL NEVER RESPECT
MY AUTHORITY EVER AGAIN.
254
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,603
SHE'LL RESPECT MINE.
ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH?
255
00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,204
NO, WE ARE A TEAM.
256
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,874
COME ON,
DON'T RAT ME OUT.
257
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,075
OK.
258
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,277
HEY, DAD,
CAN I HAVE THE KEYS?
259
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,246
BRAD AND I WANT TO GET
FROZEN YOGURT.
260
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:39,980
WHY DON'T YOU WALK?
261
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,015
DAD, WALKING
IS FOR "B" STUDENTS,
262
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:47,187
NOT "A" STUDENTS, LET ALONE
A-PLUS STUDENTS, RIGHT?
263
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,189
ENJOY YOUR YOGURT.
264
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,190
MM. THANK YOU.
265
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,226
UH, $10
FOR THE "A" STUDENT?
266
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,028
$10 FOR YOGURT?
267
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,732
"A" STUDENTS NEED
LOTS OF TOPPINGS.
268
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,203
THANK YOU.
269
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,674
MY GOD,
SHE IS GONNA GET IT.
270
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,713
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
271
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,114
HELLO?
272
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,248
NO, JIMMY'S NOT HOME.
273
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,752
HE'S PROBABLY UPSTAIRS
PUTTIN' PANTIES
ON MY ELMO DOLL.
274
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,789
HEY, GIMME THAT!
275
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,092
HELLO?
276
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,928
UH, COURTNEY, HI.
277
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962
NO! NO, NO, NO.
278
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,130
I WAS UPSTAIRS, UM...
279
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,266
YOU KNOW, LIFTING WEIGHTS
AND SHAVING AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
280
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,669
UM, SO HOW'S IT GOIN'?
281
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,772
YEAH, THAT MOVIE'S
SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT.
282
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,674
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
BYE.
283
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,109
HOW'D THAT SOUND?
NOT TOO BAD.
284
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,176
THINK I STILL GOT
A SHOT AT THE BRA?
285
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:47,014
WHY DON'T WE
DISCUSS IT AFTER YOU
HANG UP THE PHONE?
286
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,752
I'M NOT...
287
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,986
I'M NOT CUT OUT
FOR THIS.
288
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,354
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN...
289
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,890
WHAT'S TONIGHT ABOUT?
290
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:57,891
THE BRA.
291
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,894
EVEN MORE THAN THAT.
292
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,196
THE BOOBS.
293
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,466
LISTEN, IT'S
ABOUT READING THE GIRL.
294
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,567
IT'S ABOUT
MAKING A CONNECTION.
295
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,072
IT'S ABOUT REALLY
PAYING ATTENTION
TO WHAT SHE WANTS.
296
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:12,806
IF YOU CAN DO THAT,
297
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,775
EVERYTHING
WILL FALL INTO PLACE.
298
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,078
SHE MIGHT EVEN TAKE OFF
THE BRA HERSELF.
299
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,881
[GIGGLING]
OH, MAN! REALLY?
300
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:21,715
OH, MY GOD.
301
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,151
NOT IF YOU'RE
GONNA GIGGLE LIKE THAT.
302
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,086
SORRY.
303
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,821
YOU'RE GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT.
304
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,289
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
305
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,457
THANKS, UNCLE EDDIE.
306
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,424
JUST REMEMBER, OK?
307
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:35,128
THERE'S MORE TO GIRLS
THAN JUST THEIR BODIES.
308
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,832
WOW.
309
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,800
WHAT?
310
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,401
"THERE'S MORE TO GIRLS
THAN JUST THEIR BODIES"?
311
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,937
THAT'S
A VERY ENLIGHTENED
THING TO SAY.
312
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,839
THANKS.
CAN I GET A HUG?
313
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,141
AND WE'RE BACK.
314
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,010
HEY, ED. HEY, CLAUD.
315
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,745
HEY, IS EVERYTHING OK?
316
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,313
YEAH, YEAH.
WHY IS IT EVERY TIME
317
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,247
I JUST WALK
THROUGH THE DOOR,
318
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:57,885
EVERYONE ASSUMES I'VE
SCREWED SOMETHING UP?
319
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,389
SEAN, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
320
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,324
NOTHIN', BABY.
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.
321
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,425
WHAT HAPPENED?
322
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,162
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU SAID WE
COULDN'T PUNISH LILY?
323
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,163
YEAH.
324
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,065
WELL, I WENT AND TALKED
WITH SOMEONE WHO COULD.
325
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,901
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
MR. FINNERTY?
326
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,504
WELL, IT JUST SEEMS THAT
SOME OF YOUR TEACHERS
AROUND HERE,
327
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:21,141
THEIR GRADING POLICIES
MIGHT BE A LITTLE
LOOSEY-GOOSEY.
328
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,810
HENRY WAS GIVEN
THE ASSIGNMENT
329
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,779
TO WRITE A 3-PAGE REPORT
ON OCEAN LIFE.
330
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,180
HE TURNED IN
ONE NOTEBOOK PAPER,
331
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,149
COVERED WITH STICKERS
OF SPONGEBOB.
332
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,952
I THINK C-PLUS
WAS MORE THAN GENEROUS.
333
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,954
ABSOLUTELY. I'M TALKING
MORE ABOUT MR. HOBBS,
334
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,789
LILY'S ENGLISH TEACHER.
335
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,924
WHAT ABOUT MR. HOBBS?
336
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,159
WELL, IT JUST SEEMS
LIKE SOMEONE MIGHT
TURN IN A PAPER
337
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,494
THAT SEEMS TO BE WRITTEN
BY A COLLEGE STUDENT,
338
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,130
I MEAN, WAY ABOVE
HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL,
339
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,965
AND MR. HOBBS
MIGHT NOT EVEN NOTICE.
340
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,000
IN FACT, HE MIGHT
GIVE IT AN A-PLUS.
341
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,937
MR. FINNERTY, WE DEAL
WITH PLAGIARISM
342
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,939
VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY HERE.
343
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,073
YES, AND YOU SHOULD.
344
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,975
I MEAN, I'M SURE
IT INVOLVES A REWRITING
OF THE PAPER,
345
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,477
A STERN TALKING TO,
A WEEK'S DETENTION.
346
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,511
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU STILL DO
347
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,180
THE RULER
ON THE KNUCKLE THING,
348
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,015
BUT THAT'S
YOUR DEPARTMENT,
NOT MINE.
349
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,018
NO, WE HAVE
A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY.
350
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,988
IF A STUDENT IS FOUND
TO HAVE PLAGIARIZED A PAPER,
351
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,890
SHE'LL BE EXPELLED.
352
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:10,924
"SHE"?
353
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,326
THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL
CONVERSATION
WE'RE HAVING.
354
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,130
HOW DID WE GET
FROM SPONGEBOB AND HENRY
TO EXPULSION?
355
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,165
THIS IS, UM...
356
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,101
MARY MARGARET,
WOULD YOU PLEASE
HAVE LILY FINNERTY
357
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,303
BRING IN HER ENGLISH PAPER
TOMORROW.
358
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,004
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
359
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,572
I'M GOING TO READ
LILY'S PAPER
360
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,407
AND DETERMINE
IF IT WAS PLAGIARIZED.
361
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,509
LILY?! NOW WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT LILY?
362
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,378
THIS IS
COMPLETELY INSANE.
363
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,512
I MEAN, ARE YOU--
364
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,048
I CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW
YOUR THOUGHT PATTERN
AT ALL. WHOA!
365
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:39,052
OK, CRAZY TALK.
I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW.
366
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,587
ALL RIGHT?
367
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,490
YOU GOT HER EXPELLED?
368
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,591
NO, NO.
369
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,960
NOT UNTIL TOMORROW
WHEN SISTER HELEN
READS HER PAPER.
370
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,095
THAT WAS SO STUPID!
371
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,630
YOU HAD TO KNOW
THE SCHOOL HAD
A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY!
372
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,267
HEY, HEY! I'M NOT
THE EXPERT ON CHEATING HERE!
373
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,270
OK, NOW I'VE SAID
2 THINGS I REGRET.
374
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,606
OH! GOD,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
375
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,941
LILY CAN'T GET EXPELLED!
376
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,442
HER WHOLE FUTURE
WILL BE RUINED!
377
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,310
I KNOW, I KNOW.
378
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,512
WELL, SHE CAN GO
TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, RIGHT?
379
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,613
SHE WOULDN'T LAST A DAY.
380
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,514
THOSE PUBLIC SCHOOL KIDS
381
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,848
WOULD SMELL
PRIVATE SCHOOL
ALL OVER HER.
382
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:13,921
ALL RIGHT. WELL, THERE IS
NO WAY SISTER HELEN
CAN SEE THAT PAPER.
383
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,622
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
384
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,523
SHE CAN WRITE
A NEW PAPER,
385
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,125
AND THEN SHE CAN JUST
TAKE THAT OLD COVER
386
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,359
AND PUT IT
ON THE NEW PAPER, RIGHT?
387
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,128
WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO EXPLAIN
388
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,330
WHY YOU RATTED HER OUT
TO SISTER HELEN.
389
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,431
WAIT, I HAVE
A GOOD IDEA.
390
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,266
WHY DON'T
WE JUST TELL HER THAT
YOU COPIED HER PAPER
391
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,569
AND BE HONEST ABOUT
THE WHOLE SITUATION?
392
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,239
GOD!
393
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,974
BRAD, WILL YOU PLEASE
JUST DROP IT?
394
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,108
LILY, ALL I WANT TO KNOW
395
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,277
IS WHY YOU DON'T WANT
TO SHOW SISTER HELEN
YOUR PAPER!
396
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,411
I JUST DON'T, OK?
397
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,379
I'M SURE SHE
JUST WANTS TO SHOW IT
398
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,480
TO SOME
OF THE OTHER STUDENTS
AS AN EXAMPLE.
399
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:44,184
WELL, MAYBE I DON'T LIKE
BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
400
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353
YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
401
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,355
NO.
402
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,059
OK, IF I TELL YOU,
WILL YOU PROMISE TO DROP IT?
403
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,426
YES, YES. WHAT?
404
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,162
WELL, I KIND OF...
405
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,130
I FORGOT A FOOTNOTE
ON THE PAPER.
406
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,531
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
WHO CARES?
407
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,368
IT'S KIND OF
A BIG FOOTNOTE.
408
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,970
LILY, COME ON,
HOW BIG COULD IT BE?
409
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,505
THE ONE WHERE I CREDIT
THE ENTIRE PAPER
410
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,140
TO THE PERSON
WHO ACTUALLY WROTE IT?
411
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,642
YOU PLAGIARIZED
YOUR PAPER?
412
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,045
DON'T BLAME ME!
IT'S YOUR FAULT!
413
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,947
WHAT?! HOW COULD IT
BE MY FAULT?!
414
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,048
YOU GAVE ME THE IDEA!
415
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,451
AND I TURN AROUND,
AND HE'S STARING
RIGHT AT MY TEST.
416
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,054
DON'T YOU DO YOUR THING
WITH YOUR ARMS...
417
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:21,921
I DO! I DO,
418
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,190
BUT CHEATING IS
TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.
419
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,359
YOU KNOW, THERE'S EVEN
WEB SITES WHERE YOU CAN
BUY TERM PAPERS?
420
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,195
IT'S DISGUSTING!
421
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,530
THAT WASN'T
A RECOMMENDATION.
422
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,600
I KNOW,
BUT I COULDN'T RESIST.
423
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,002
Lily's voice: "WHEN ONE READS
424
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,037
"WILLIAM FAULKNER'S
ABSALOM, ABSALOM!,
425
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,539
"ONE CANNOT HELP
BUT FEEL ONE'S SELF
426
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:43,043
SUCKED INTO THE HISTORY
OF AMERICA ITSELF."
427
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,178
THAT MEANS NOTHING.
428
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:53,086
"WHEN WILLIAM FAULKNER
FIRST WROTE ABSALOM, ABSALOM!,
429
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,087
"IT WAS 1936.
430
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:58,325
ONE MUST CONSIDER THAT TIME
WHEN ONE ANALYZES--"
431
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,693
STOP WITH THE "ONES"!
432
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,592
NO, NO, NO.
433
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,127
NO.
434
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,133
ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
435
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,535
I'M ONLY HUMAN.
436
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,237
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE WEB SITE?
437
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,439
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
SOME WILLPOWER.
438
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,641
I DON'T!
YOU KNOW THAT!
439
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,143
WELL, LILY, COME ON.
440
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,811
WE SIGNED OUR ALLEGIANCE
TO THE HONOR CODE.
441
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,146
I MEAN, DOES THAT MEAN
ANYTHING TO YOU?
442
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,316
YES, BUT THAT WAS
BEFORE I HAD TO READ
ABSALOM, ABSALOM!
443
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,285
I WAS LOST
HALFWAY THROUGH THE TITLE!
444
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,452
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
445
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,255
I'M SICK. I'M...
446
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,192
BRAD, I'M SORRY, OK?
BUT DON'T WORRY.
447
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,262
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE
THIS WHOLE PROBLEM GO AWAY.
448
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,563
YOU'RE GONNA KILL
SISTER HELEN?
449
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,300
I'M GONNA GET RID
OF THE PAPER!
450
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,336
OH, HEY, MOM AND DAD.
451
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,340
LILY, WE WANT
TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR PAPER.
452
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,376
YOU MEAN
MY A-PLUS?
453
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,347
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
THIS ISN'T EASY
FOR ME TO SAY,
454
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,348
BUT, UM...
455
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,084
THE OTHER NIGHT
WHEN I WAS WORKING
ON MY PAPER,
456
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,086
I TOOK A LITTLE LOOK
AT YOURS.
457
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,321
YOU DID?
458
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,856
YES, AND
I'M AFRAID THAT--
459
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,391
OK, FINE, I GOT IT
OFF THE INTERNET!
460
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,761
YES! THAT IS EXACTLY
WHERE I WAS GOING.
461
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,196
OH, REALLY?
462
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,764
YES...AND
IT'S REALLY WRONG
463
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,833
TO STEAL SOMEBODY
ELSE'S WORK.
464
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,168
I DIDN'T STEAL!
465
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,035
I PAID $20.
466
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,238
OH, WELL, THAT MAKES
IT ALL JUST PEACHY.
467
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,305
I GUESS I SHOULD MENTION
468
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,442
IT'LL BE UNDER
"JPX MARKETING"
ON YOUR CREDIT CARD.
469
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,544
AND I ORDERED A HAT.
I'M SORRY.
470
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,480
LILY, DON'T YOU KNOW
THERE ARE GONNA BE
CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS?
471
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:04,151
I KNOW.
I'LL ADMIT IT ALL TO
SISTER HELEN TOMORROW.
472
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,051
YOU CAN'T!
473
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,486
ST. FINNIAN'S HAS
A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY
474
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,188
WHEN IT COMES
TO PLAGIARISM.
475
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,822
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
476
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,258
BECAUSE I'M A PARENT,
477
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,126
AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO KNOW THOSE THINGS.
478
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,694
SO IF YOU TURN THAT PAPER
IN TOMORROW,
479
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,329
THEY'RE GONNA
EXPEL YOU.
480
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,265
I CAN'T GET EXPELLED!
481
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,133
WOULD I HAVE TO GO
TO PUBLIC SCHOOL?
482
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,568
GOD, YOU'LL NEVER
SURVIVE PUBLIC SCHOOL!
483
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,336
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE
DOORS ON THE STALLS!
484
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,505
I CAN'T PEE WITHOUT
A DOOR ON THE STALL!
485
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,474
I DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN PEOPLE CAN
EVEN SEE MY FEET!
486
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,310
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE
TO WRITE A NEW PAPER TONIGHT
487
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,311
AND PUT THE OLD COVER
ON IT,
488
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,245
AND YOU GOT TO GET
TO IT!
489
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,714
I CAN'T WRITE
A WHOLE REPORT
IN ONE NIGHT.
490
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,782
THAT BOOK
WAS IMPOSSIBLE.
491
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,618
YOU KNOW, MOM.
YOU HAD TO WRITE
A PAPER ON IT, TOO.
492
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,853
I SURE DID.
493
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,222
GET TO IT, LILY.
494
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,492
OK, CAN I READ
THE REPORT I HANDED IN?
495
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,694
YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT?
496
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,763
IT'S, LIKE, 20 PAGES!
497
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,304
HEY, JIMMY.
498
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,371
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
499
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,241
WENT FINE. GOOD TIME.
500
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,376
UNEVENTFUL.
501
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,912
SO THAT MOVIE
YOU WENT TO SEE,
502
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,448
IT WAS 15 MINUTES LONG?
503
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,418
YEAH, WELL, IT COULD
HAVE GONE BETTER.
504
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:15,588
SO HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS MOVIE?
505
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,760
JIMMY?
506
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:21,661
HUH?
507
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,763
HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS MOVIE?
508
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,534
I--I--I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT MOVIE THIS IS.
509
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,203
YOU'RE FUNNY.
510
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,544
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
511
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,646
YES! I GOT IT!
512
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,780
YOU FREAK!
513
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,884
OK, YOU MIGHT HAVE FOCUSED
A LITTLE TOO MUCH ON THE BRA.
514
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,952
YEAH.
515
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:51,358
YOU GOT ANY ADVICE
ON HOW I CAN GIVE IT
BACK TO HER?
516
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,326
YOU KEPT IT?
517
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,362
YEAH. I TRIED
TO PUT IT BACK ON HER,
518
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,630
BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY
SEEM TO CALM HER DOWN.
519
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,468
OK, WHAT YOU DID
DOES NOT QUALIFY
520
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,636
AS CONNECTING
WITH A--
521
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,239
WHAT YOU DID
DOES NOT QUALIFY
522
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,340
AS CONNECTING
WITH A WOMAN.
523
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,776
CLEARLY, WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
ANOTHER LITTLE TALK.
524
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,943
ALL RIGHT.
525
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,512
SHOULD I GO
SET UP THE BEAR?
526
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,414
PLEASE DON'T!
527
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,585
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
528
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,488
HEY. HOW'S IT GOIN'?
529
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,855
OK.
530
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,123
YEAH?
531
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:28,328
"ABSALOM, ABSALOM!
WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THE TITLE?"
532
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,762
THAT'S A START.
533
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,797
THAT'S NOT MY PAPER.
534
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,300
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE TITLE MEANS.
535
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,901
WANT A COOKIE?
536
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,803
THANK YOU.
537
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,371
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
538
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,672
I KNOW WHAT I DID
WAS WRONG,
539
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,509
AND I'M SORRY YOU'RE
DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
540
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,311
LISTEN, LILY,
I DO UNDERSTAND
541
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:48,448
THE TEMPTATION TO CHEAT,
YOU KNOW?
542
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,517
I CHEATED ONCE.
543
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,051
REALLY? WHEN?
544
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,786
WHEN'S NOT IMPORTANT.
545
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,823
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT
AFTER THAT DAY,
546
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,826
I NEVER CHEATED AGAIN.
547
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,496
THANK YOU FOR BEING
SO UNDERSTANDING.
548
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,531
LOOK, I'VE READ THE BOOK.
549
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,832
MAYBE I COULD
HELP YOU.
550
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,700
THAT'D BE GREAT.
551
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,768
OK.
552
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,803
OK.
553
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,441
WE COULD LOOK
AT YOUR PAPER.
554
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,508
NO.
555
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,409
NO, THAT...
556
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,511
THAT WOULD BE CHEATING.
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