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Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT THAT IS?
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I THINK
IT MIGHT BE A BIRD.
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NOT THE BIRD.
THE THING UNCLE EDDIE
JUST GOT OUT OF.
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WHY THE HELL
WOULD I ASK YOU
WHAT A BIRD IS?
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BOYS.
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UNCLE EDDIE,
WHAT'S THAT THING
OUT THERE?
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NEXT TO THE BIRD.
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THAT THING OUT THERE,
YOUNG MAN,
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HAPPENS TO BE
MY NEW ELECTRIC CAR.
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WELL, THAT LOOKS MORE
LIKE A GOLF CART.
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IT'S NOT A GOLF CART.
IT'S A HIGH-PERFORMANCE,
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NO-EMISSIONS
ELECTRIC VEHICLE.
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YEAH, AND IT'S ALSO
SUPREMELY DORKY.
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HEY, LISTEN, JIMMY,
IF SAVING OUR PRECIOUS
ENVIRONMENT IS DORKY,
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THEN I GUESS I'M A DORK.
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BUT I'M NOT A DORK.
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SO WHERE'S
YOUR TRUCK?
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I TRADED IT IN FOR
THAT BEAUTY OUT THERE.
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YOU TRADED IN
YOUR HUGE GOLD SUV
FOR A BUMPER CAR?
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST
THE KIND OF IGNORANT
MACHO ATTITUDE
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THAT HAS THIS COUNTRY
ENSLAVED TO FOREIGN OIL.
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GO AHEAD. ALL RIGHT,
LAUGH AT THE CRAZY
ENVIRONMENTALIST.
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I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS FUNNY-LOOKING.
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HA HA! HA HA!
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THE POLAR ICE CAPS
ARE MELTING.
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JIMMY,
WHERE'S THAT BLUE--AAH!
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Sean: OW!
LOOK OUT THERE.
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WHAT THE HELL'S
THIS THING DOING HERE?
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HEY, GO EASY
ON 'EM, SEAN.
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I'M AS MUCH TO BLAME
AS ANYBODY.
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AS MUCH? WHAT?
IT'S PLUGGED INTO
YOUR ELECTRIC CAR.
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ELECTRIC CAR?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
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NO, I DON'T KID
WHERE MOTHER EARTH
IS CONCERNED.
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OK, SINCE WHEN,
EDDIE, DID YOU--
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OH, OK, NOW I--
OH, I GET IT.
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YEAH, THAT'S YOUR ANGLE.
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THE HIPPIE CHICK
DOWN AT THE BAR.
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WHAT'S HER NAME?
TAMARA?
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2 YEARS LIVING AT
THE TOP OF A TREE.
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
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HOW COULD I NOT DO IT,
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KNOWING THAT THE MINUTE
I CAME DOWN
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THE CHAINSAWS
WOULD START?
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THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE
CUTTING OFF MY OWN LEGS.
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THE FEELING YOU GET
WHEN YOU'RE AT THE TOP
OF A GIANT REDWOOD?
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YOU CAN'T GET THAT HIGH
FROM ANY DRUG.
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OHH...
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"USUALLY, I DON'T
WEAR UNDERWEAR, BABY,
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BUT WHEN I DO,
IT'S MADE OF HEMP."
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HEH. OUCH.
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COME ON, MOM. HOW AM I
GONNA GET ENOUGH
MONEY FOR THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO WENT OUT
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AND HAD A TATTOO
THAT NEEDS TO BE
REMOVED.
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WHAT TATTOO?
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THERE'S
NO TATTOO, HENRY.
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IT'S ON HER BACK.
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MOM!
COOL!
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LET ME SEE!
NO, GET AWAY!
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OH, COOL,
A BROWN ELF.
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IT IS A GOLDEN
SPRITE, OK?!
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LOOK, HIS NAME IS DEAN,
JUST LIKE YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND.
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IT'S A SHE! SHUT UP!
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HENRY--HEY, STOP LIFTING
YOUR SISTER'S SHIRT.
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MOM, IT WAS
A STUPID MISTAKE.
I ADMIT THAT.
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YES, IT WAS.
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AND I'M ADMITTING IT.
DON'T I GET POINTS FOR THAT?
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FINE, YOU GET POINTS,
BUT YOU DON'T GET
ANY MONEY
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'CAUSE WE DON'T
HAVE ANY MONEY.
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OH, BUT WE ALL OF A SUDDEN
HAVE MONEY FOR YOU
TO ENROLL IN COLLEGE?
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AS FRIVOLOUS AS
THAT SEEMS, YES.
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[SPITS]
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UGH. WHO UNPLUGGED
THE COFFEE MAKER?
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THAT WAS ME.
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WELL, THE COFFEE'S
ICE COLD.
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TEPID, I'D ACCEPT.
ICE COLD? BE HONEST.
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SEE, EDDIE'S TRYING
TO CONSERVE ENERGY
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BY PLUGGING
HIS ELECTRIC CAR
INTO OUR OUTLET.
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[LAUGHS]
ELECTRIC CAR?
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WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO SCORE WITH
THE HIPPIE CHICKS?
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THANK YOU.
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ENOUGH!
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OH, COME ON, ED.
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ED, THE ONLY WAY
YOU'D DRIVE SOMETHING SO
IRREDEEMABLY LAUGHABLE
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IS IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET SOME.
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IF YOU THINK I NEED
A CAR TO GET SOME,
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THEN YOU ARE
SADLY MISTAKEN.
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NOW, I'M GONNA
GO OUT THERE,
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I'M GONNA GET IN
MY FAR-FROM-LAUGHABLE
ELECTRIC CAR,
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AND I'M GONNA ENJOY
THIS PLANET WHILE
IT'S STILL HERE.
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PFFT! HA HA HA!
WHO IS HE KIDDING?
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HE KNOWS WE'RE RIGHT.
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[BANGING]
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IT'S A GREAT INVESTMENT.
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THEY DO DIRECT E-MAIL
INTERNET MARKETING.
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Sean: NO!
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COME ON, SEAN.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE
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GETTING E-MAILS
OFFERING DISCOUNT
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS?
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EVERYBODY HATES
THAT STUFF.
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THEY LOOK LIKE
REGULAR E-MAILS, RIGHT?
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THEY'RE TITLED LIKE,
"WHY DON'T YOU CALL?"
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"THIS CAME FROM FRANK,"
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AND THEN YOU OPEN IT UP,
IT'S A WONDERFUL SURPRISE.
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NO, ED!
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COME ON, SEAN!
WHEN HAVE I
STEERED YOU WRONG?
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REPEATEDLY!
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET
THE CARS OFF THE TRAIN
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AND ONTO THE BOAT.
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YOU WOULDN'T
BE INVESTING, PER SE.
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YOU'D BE POSING
AS AN INVESTOR.
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AND IF THE TREASURY
DEPARTMENT GOES LOOKING
FOR THE ADDRESS,
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GUESS WHAT?
IT'S AN EMPTY LOT.
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THAT'S JUST PROVES IT.
YOU'RE DUE!
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FORGET IT!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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RED BOOT.
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HEY, DAD, CAN I
GET A TATTOO?
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NO.
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LILY HAS ONE!
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ACTUALLY, HENRY,
SHE HAS 3,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SHE REGRETS THEM,
SHE HATES THEM,
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AND SHE WANTS TO
GET THEM REMOVED.
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CAN I GET ONE?
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NO!
LILY HAS 3!
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GOOD-BYE!
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[DIAL TONE]
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OH, WHAT'S THAT, DAD?
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OH, I CAN GET
A TATTOO AFTER ALL?
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AW, THANKS.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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I CAN HEAR
THE DIAL TONE, HENRY.
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HEY, DAD, I GOTTA GO.
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HEY, BRAD.
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HELLO, MRS. FINNERTY.
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YOU WANT TO HEAR
THE CLASSES I'M GONNA
TAKE AT WADSWORTH?
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WHATEVER.
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OK, WE HAVE
ECONOMICS 101,
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HOTEL/RESTAURANT
MANAGEMENT 116--
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THOSE ARE
THE PRACTICAL ONES.
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AND THEN TO BROADEN
MY HORIZONS,
A LITTLE ART HISTORY.
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SOUNDS REALLY
TERRIFIC.
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BRAD,
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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NO. EVERYTHING'S
FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.
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BRAD, TAKE THIS UPSTAIRS.
I'LL BE UP IN A SECOND.
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WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE HAPPY.
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WHY?
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I WANTED TO GET
MY TATTOO REMOVED,
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BUT NO, NO, NO,
YOU WOULDN'T PAY
FOR IT. NOW--
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NOW, WHAT?
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WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
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SOME GUYS HAVE A WEIRD
THING ABOUT SEEING
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EX-BOYFRIEND'S
NAMES PRINTED ON
THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.
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OH, MY GOD!
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[GASPING]
THAT THING--
THAT THING--
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IT'S--IT'S
JUST A TATTOO.
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IT--IT SAYS
"DEAN" ON IT.
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Y-YOU CAN READ IN A MIRROR.
WOW! THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
CAN READ IN A MIRROR.
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LILY, THERE IT IS.
HIS NAME!
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AND IT GOES RIGHT
DOWN TO YOUR--GOD!
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OH, HONEY--
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TUCK IT IN!
TUCK IT IN!
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BRAD--
THERE!
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BRAD--
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THERE!
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OHH, GOD!
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[GROANS]
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HOW IS IT BRAD NEVER
SAW THE TATTOO BEFORE?
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WELL, WHENEVER WE...
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I WAS ALWAYS
CAREFUL TO LIE--
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OK. I--I REALLY DON'T
NEED TO KNOW THIS.
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GOOD. GOOD.
BECAUSE--
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YEAH.
I KNOW.
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RIGHT.
SO...
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YOU SEE HOW I NEED
THE TATTOO REMOVED?
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[LAUGHS] OK, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU WANT ME
TO SPEND MY MONEY
SO THAT YOU AND BRAD
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CAN CONTINUE TO DO
SOMETHING I'D REALLY
PREFER YOU NOT BE DOING.
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YES.
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NO.
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[SIGHS] MOM! UGH!
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MOM, YOU ARE LITERALLY
KILLING ME HERE!
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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TURNS OUT THE BROWN ELF
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IS A NEW FORM
OF BIRTH CONTROL.
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OHH!
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OK,
IT IS A GOLDEN SPRITE,
NOT A BROWN ELF,
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ON A LILY, WHICH
YOU NAMED ME! SO...
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SO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SHE'S ALL MAD I WON'T PAY
TO GET THE TATTOO REMOVED.
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THAT'S A GOOD MOVE,
CLAUDIA,
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'CAUSE I HAVE
AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
THAT YOU CAN'T PASS UP.
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SEAN?
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BABY, I'M AHEAD OF YOU.
I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM
"NO" ALL DAY.
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GOOD.
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OK, NOW THAT
SHE'S GONE--
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NO! NO, NO, NO, ED.
WE'RE NOT THROWING AWAY
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ONE MORE DIME ON ANY
OF YOUR STUPID SCHEMES.
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IT'S NOT A SCHEME.
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WELL, IF IT'S
NOT A SCHEME,
WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S SOMETHING I REALLY
NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME.
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WHY? WHY DO I
NEED TO DO THIS?
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BECAUSE I NEED THE MONEY,
ALL RIGHT?
I NEED THE MONEY.
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WHY? I NEED MONEY!
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I'M BROKE!
I NEED THE MONEY
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BECAUSE I'M BROKE, OK?
I'M BROKE!
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WHAT?
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I'M--I'M SERIOUS.
I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
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WHOA. WAIT, WAIT.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
IT HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT?
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I--I GOT A LOT
OF OVERHEAD.
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OVERHEAD?! I GOT 3 KIDS
AND A MORTGAGE TO PAY!
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ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU WIN
THE BIG OVERHEAD CONTEST.
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I'VE HAD--I'VE HAD
SOME BAD LUCK.
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YOU KNOW, SOME THINGS
DIDN'T PAN OUT,
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AND--AND IT'S
CAUGHT UP WITH ME.
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I'M SORRY, MR. FINNERTY.
YOUR MASTERCARD WAS REFUSED.
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OH, NO PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
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THIS ISN'T A WARHOL!
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OH, YES, IT IS.
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WARHOL NEVER PAINTED
A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS!
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WELL, WHY DID
HE SIGN IT?
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I'M SORRY, MR. FINNERTY.
YOUR DISCOVER CARD
WAS REFUSED,
222
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,935
AS WAS YOUR DINER'S CLUB.
223
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,771
NOT A PROBLEM.
224
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,908
WHOA! HO HO HO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
REPO-ING MY CAR?
225
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,746
WHAT IS THIS? THIS
MAKE YOU A BIG MAN,
ROLLING UP THE WINDOW?
226
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:39,647
YOU COME OUT
OF THAT CAR!
227
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,850
COME OUT OF THAT CAR!
YOU REALLY BIG MAN!
228
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,384
YOU GONNA REPO
MY CAR, HUH?
229
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,888
COME ON OUTTA THERE,
YOU--YOU--
230
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,891
WOW. YOU ARE A BIG MAN.
231
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,794
YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE
A BUTTON ON THE SIDE
232
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,362
THAT MAKES THE SEAT
GO BACK.
233
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,797
I HAVE
A HEART CONDITION.
234
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,800
I'M SORRY, MR. HAGEN,
235
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,836
AND I'M SORRY,
MR. FONTANE.
236
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,139
DON'T BE.
237
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:11,044
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT FOR ME
OUT IN THE PARKING LOT?
238
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:15,215
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OFF
AS SOON AS I TURN AROUND,
AREN'T YOU?
239
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,719
NAH. [CHUCKLES]
240
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,092
[EDDIE MUMBLING]
241
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,841
LET'S NOT DRAG THIS OUT.
242
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:41,775
OH, MY GOD.
243
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,111
FINALLY!
I KNOW.
244
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:44,878
FINALLY WHAT?
245
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:48,415
JUSTICE! HUH?
FOR THE WORKING MAN.
246
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,582
EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS,
247
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,319
I WAS ALWAYS BUSTING
MY ASS AND YOU WERE
JUST SKATING BY.
248
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,286
HUH? LAUGHING AT ME.
249
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,723
I WAS PUTTING 15 HOURS
A DAY IN AT THE SUBWAY.
250
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,290
HA HA HA! AND YOU, HUH?
251
00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,928
YOU GET UP AT NOON,
YOU NEVER FILE TAXES,
AND SOMEHOW
252
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,765
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH
COURTSIDE SEATS TO
THE KNICKS! HOW, EDDIE?!
253
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,665
SO YES OR NO?
254
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,368
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT
TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT
255
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,203
BECAUSE ALL IS RIGHT
WITH THE WORLD.
256
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,240
HOW IS IT,
MR. FREE AND EASY,
HERE HE IS, GROVELING,
257
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,043
BEGGING ME,
THE WORKING IDIOT,
FOR MONEY?
258
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,010
HOW'S IT FEEL, ED?
259
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,346
FEELS LIKE CRAP, SEAN.
260
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,513
DOES IT?
261
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,614
YEAH. IT DOES.
IT FEELS LIKE CRAP
THINKING YOU COULD TURN
262
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,018
TO YOUR BROTHER IN
YOUR MOMENT OF NEED
AND YOU CAN'T.
263
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,154
YOU KNOW WHAT?
KEEP YOUR MONEY,
ALL RIGHT?
264
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,822
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO OWE YOU ANYTHING.
265
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,723
ED, COME ON, MAN.
266
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,991
NO, NO.
COME ON. WE CAN
TALK ABOUT THIS.
267
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,293
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'M GONNA BE OK.
268
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:36,897
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK!
COME ON! ED!
269
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,101
DAMN IT, ED! GOD!
270
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,236
EDDIE!
271
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,274
EDDIE, WAIT! WAIT! COME ON!
COME ON, EDDIE! COME ON!
272
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,744
HEY, COME ON, THIS IS STUPID.
I'VE GOT A CHECK FOR YOU.
273
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,812
PLEASE, WILL YOU STOP?
274
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,380
I SAID SOME THINGS
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID,
ALL RIGHT?
275
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,783
I GOT A CHECK FOR YOU,
ALL RIGHT, PLEASE?
276
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,118
WILL YOU TAKE IT?
COME ON, JUST STOP THE CAR.
277
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,020
COME ON, JUST...
278
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,289
LET GO!
279
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,958
NO. NOT UNTIL
YOU TAKE THIS CHECK.
280
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,960
ALL RIGHT!
GIVE ME THE CHECK
281
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,297
WHILE I STILL HAVE
SOME DIGNITY.
282
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,167
[ENGINE WHINES]
283
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,150
HEY!
284
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,551
I'M--I'M WATCHING TV.
285
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,055
THERE'S NOTHIN' ON.
286
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,957
HEY, YOU JUST
UNPLUGGED IT.
287
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,993
READ A BOOK, MAN.
YOU'LL THANK ME SOMEDAY.
288
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,503
NEW SHOES?
289
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,505
YEAH.
290
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,374
THEY'RE NICE.
291
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,242
THANKS.
292
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,879
SO YOU DID A LITTLE
SHOE SHOPPING, HUH?
293
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,147
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
294
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,049
HEY, HEY,
YOU NEEDED SHOES.
295
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,350
YEAH. NO, HEY,
IT'S, YOU KNOW,
296
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,985
YOU GOTTA BE GOOD
TO YOURSELF,
297
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,919
'CAUSE NO ONE ELSE
IS GONNA DO IT.
298
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,254
ED, I JUST LENT YOU
A TON OF MONEY YESTERDAY
299
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,289
TO PAY YOUR RENT,
NOT TO BUY NEW SHOES.
300
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,825
NO, NO, NO.
THE MONEY YOU LOANED ME
I USED TO PAY MY RENT.
301
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,127
I HAD MY OWN MONEY
LEFT OVER TO BUY THE SHOES.
302
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,865
YOU SHOULDN'T
BE BUYING SHOES
UNTIL YOU PAY ME BACK.
303
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,534
OK. I DIDN'T KNOW THE LOAN
CAME WITH ALL THIS FINE PRINT.
304
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,404
UGH! OH! UGH!
305
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,338
IDIOTS!
306
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:25,939
[DOOR SLAMS]
307
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,340
WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED, BABE?
308
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,242
IDIOTS HAPPENED!
THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENED.
309
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,477
STUPID IDIOTS.
310
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,179
OK, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
311
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,380
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
312
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,614
I GO ALL THE WAY
TO WADSWORTH.
313
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,917
I STAND THERE
IN THE REGISTRATION LINE
FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF
314
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,551
'CAUSE THE GENIUS
IN FRONT OF ME IS ALL,
315
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,588
[HIGH VOICE]
"SHOULD I TAKE DUTCH
OR GERMAN?"
316
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,357
THEN I FINALLY GET
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE
317
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,592
AND THEN THE GUY
BEHIND THE COUNTER SAYS
318
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,128
I CAN'T EVEN REGISTER
BECAUSE MY NAME ISN'T
IN THE COMPUTER,
319
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,499
AT WHICH POINT I NICELY
OFFERED TO TYPE IT INTO
THE COMPUTER FOR HIM
320
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,234
WITH HIS FACE.
321
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,937
YOU WERE WHERE?
322
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:57,737
WADSWORTH.
323
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,007
WADSWORTH COLLEGE
OF STATEN ISLAND.
324
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,608
TO REGISTER FOR CLASSES?
325
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,043
OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
326
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,878
I TOLD YOU
ALL ABOUT THIS.
327
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:08,982
I MEAN, I REMEMBER
YOU SAID SOMETHING VAGUE.
328
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,551
BABE, ARE YOU GONNA
TURN THAT LIGHT OFF?
329
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,453
YEAH.
330
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,427
CAN YOU PICTURE ME
IN COLLEGE?
331
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,461
YEAH.
332
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:25,332
YEAH, I LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
333
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,433
REALLY?
334
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,100
ABSOLUTELY.
335
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,002
YOU, THE GUILELESS YOUNG COED,
336
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,470
ME, THE STERN OLD PROFESSOR.
337
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:34,241
YOU'VE BEEN A VERY
NAUGHTY GIRL, MISS FINNERTY.
338
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,543
YOU'RE LATE
WITH YOUR THESIS. HMM?
339
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,179
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT.
I'M A LITTLE BIT SCARED.
340
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,547
OF COURSE, YOU ARE,
BUT FEAR NOT.
341
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,651
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY
FOR AN OPEN-MINDED
YOUNG LADY LIKE YOURSELF
342
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,955
TO EARN HER SHEEPSKIN.
HA HA HA HA.
343
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:48,688
YOU'RE CREEPY.
344
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,324
OF COURSE, I AM,
BUT I'M TENURED.
345
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,525
THEY CAN'T FIRE ME.
346
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,995
I SHALL TAKE YOU
IN THE STACKS!
347
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,529
I SHALL HAVE YOU!
348
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,099
I SHALL NOT BE DENIED!
349
00:14:59,132 --> 00:14:59,899
[LAUGHING]
350
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,302
SO YOU WEREN'T EVEN
LISTENING TO ME.
351
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,705
NO, BABY, IT'S JUST YOU--
YOU--YOU SAY A LOT.
352
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,506
YES.
353
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,209
SEE? I KNEW IT!
I KNEW I SENT IT IN.
354
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,478
HERE'S THE COPY.
THE FORM, THE CHECK.
355
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,580
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU FOUND IT.
356
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,949
MM-HMM. EXCUSE ME.
357
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,586
EDDIE, I NEED YOU TO
PAY ME BACK THAT MONEY
RIGHT NOW!
358
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,520
YOU JUST LENT IT TO ME.
359
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,555
I KNOW, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
CLAUDIA NEEDED IT
360
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,523
TO REGISTER FOR COLLEGE.
361
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,992
I'M A LITTLE LIGHT, SEAN.
362
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,660
I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW EXPENSIVE TICKETS
TO A BROADWAY SHOW ARE?
363
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,063
YOU BOUGHT TICKETS
TO A BROADWAY SHOW?
364
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,565
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I NEEDED THE NEW SHOES FOR?
365
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,634
Claudia: SEAN...
366
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,469
DID YOU LOAN HIM MONEY?
367
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,605
OH, IT'S NONE
OF HER BUSINESS, SEAN.
368
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:43,210
OH, MY GOD!
DID MY TUITION
CHECK BOUNCE?
369
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:43,977
MAYBE?
370
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,512
THAT MONEY IS OUR MONEY.
371
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,181
YOU CAN'T JUST USE IT
WITHOUT TELLING ME.
372
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:48,881
YOU DID.
373
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,018
I TOLD YOU,
PROFESSOR HORNDOG.
374
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,652
WELL, NOT ALL THAT CLEARLY.
375
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,190
WELL, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
AT ALL YOU WERE GIVING
MONEY TO EDDIE.
376
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,658
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHO LOANED WHAT?
377
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,393
YOUR DAD LOANED MONEY
TO EDDIE.
378
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,594
PLEASE STOP USING
THE WORD LOAN AS A VERB.
379
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,563
HE ME MONEY.
380
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,664
WHAT?
381
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,266
HE'S RIGHT, TECHNICALLY.
382
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,100
I DON'T CARE.
383
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,068
YOU LOANED EDDIE MONEY?
384
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,636
DO WE STILL HAVE ENOUGH
FOR MY TATTOO REMOVAL?
385
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,770
WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR THAT.
386
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,506
WHY NOT? IF YOU'RE
JUST GIVING IT AWAY
TO UNCLE EDDIE.
387
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,075
I DIDN'T WANT
TO DO THAT, EITHER.
388
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,543
I DIDN'T JUST GIVE IT AWAY
TO UNCLE EDDIE!
389
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,644
I LENT IT TO HIM!
HE'S MY BROTHER!
390
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,047
WHY AM I ALWAYS
THE LOWEST PRIORITY
IN THIS HOUSE?!
391
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,514
[ALL STOP YELLING]
392
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,684
KNOCK KNOCK.
393
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,653
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
394
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,590
MY PARENTS WANT ME
TO KEEP THIS STUPID
TATTOO FOREVER!
395
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,659
YOU GUYS LIKE THAT THING?
396
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,462
WE THINK IT GIVES HER
A TOUCH OF CLASS.
397
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:40,567
COME ON, BRAD.
COME HAVE A SNACK
WITH THE TATTOOED FREAK.
398
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,203
I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY PARENTS.
399
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,537
THEY ONLY THINK
ABOUT THEMSELVES.
400
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,109
LILY, IT'S ALL GOOD.
I'M--I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT.
401
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,577
WHA--
402
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,245
OH, MY GOD!
403
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,780
BRAD, WHERE DID YOU
GET THIS MONEY?
404
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,183
WELL, I'VE BEEN SAVING UP
FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT,
405
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,185
BUT, YOU KNOW,
NOW THAT--
406
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,453
WOW! THANK YOU!
407
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,357
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA
GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS?
408
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,692
AN iPOD.
409
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,428
WOW! THOSE
ARE REALLY COOL.
410
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,698
YEP, BUT, YOU KNOW,
SOME THINGS ARE
MORE IMPORTANT, SO...
411
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,367
YES, THEY ARE.
412
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,471
BUT, I MEAN,
NOW THAT YOU ABOUT
THE WHOLE TATTOO THING,
413
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,439
IT'S NOT THAT BIG
A DEAL, RIGHT?
414
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,408
I MEAN, THERE'S WORSE
THINGS I COULD'VE DONE.
415
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,742
YOU WANT THE iPOD.
416
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,743
REALLY BAD.
417
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,812
LILY, THE TATTOO
SICKENS ME.
418
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,681
I KNOW, BUT THEY HOLD,
LIKE, 3 JILLION SONGS!
419
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,083
LILY, COME ON.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL
420
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,619
KNOWING THAT YOU HAVE
YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND'S NAME
421
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,721
PERMANENTLY WRITTEN ON AN ELF
ON YOUR BACK?
422
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,524
OK, THE REASON
I GOT THE SPRITE...
423
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:42,462
WAS, YES, I CARED
ABOUT DEAN A LOT,
424
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,332
BUT I CARED ABOUT HIM
THAT MUCH
425
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,601
AND THEN I DUMPED HIM
FOR YOU.
426
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,538
THAT'S TRUE, I GUESS.
427
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,705
YES, IT IS.
428
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,607
SO THE TATTOO
MAY SAY DEAN,
429
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:58,645
BUT IT'S REALLY
A MONUMENT TO YOU.
430
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,515
OK, BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT
SURPRISED ON CHRISTMAS.
431
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,717
WELL, I HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL CHRISTMAS?
432
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,287
LILY, WHAT'S
IN THIS FOR ME?
433
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,158
YOU GET TO KEEP SEEING
THE TATTOO.
434
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,595
I WASN'T SPENDING OUR MONEY.
I WAS LENDING OUR MONEY, OK?
435
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,563
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
436
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,831
YES, BUT YOU LENT THE
MONEY TO EDDIE.
437
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,568
YOU LENT MONEY
TO UNCLE EDDIE?
438
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,571
AND YOU TOLD ME
WE DIDN'T HAVE THE MONEY
FOR MY BRACES.
439
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,575
THE DENTIST SAYS
YOU DON'T NEED BRACES.
440
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,576
I STILL WANT 'EM.
441
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,810
WHY AM I EVEN
STUDYING?
442
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:34,681
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU GUYS CAN
SEND ME TO COLLEGE.
443
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,948
YES, JIMMY, WE WILL, OK?
444
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:39,686
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE
WADSWORTH OR SOMETHING,
NOT A REAL COLLEGE.
445
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,289
I GO TO WADSWORTH.
446
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,390
OH. WADSWORTH IS GREAT.
447
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:47,360
I WAS JUST GETTING
DEFENSIVE IN CASE
THEY REJECT ME.
448
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,729
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN NEED
BOTTOM BRACES.
449
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,565
I JUST WANT THESE 2 TEETH
TO STICK STRAIGHT OUT!
450
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:53,200
OK, GUYS, LISTEN.
451
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,667
NO ONE'S GOING TO GO HUNGRY
452
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,469
BECAUSE I LENT UNCLE EDDIE
A FEW BUCKS.
453
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,305
[ALL YELLING]
454
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,739
Eddie: ENOUGH.
455
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,873
ENOUGH!
456
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,909
[ALL STOP YELLING]
457
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,612
ENOUGH.
458
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,849
I'M GOING TO GO
AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK NOW.
459
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,683
HOW?
460
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,619
FIGURING IT OUT.
461
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,486
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
462
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,189
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M A BUM.
463
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,357
WE DIDN'T CALL YOU A BUM.
464
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,292
WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE
BECAUSE I TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF YOU GUYS.
465
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,762
I'M GONNA MAKE THAT--
I'M GONNA ME IT ALL RIGHT NOW.
466
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,763
NO, EDDIE, WAIT.
467
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,897
NO, NO, NO, NO.
468
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:25,765
EDDIE--
469
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,834
NO. JUST LET ME DO THIS, OK?
470
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,704
I WILL. JUST YOUR CAR'S
STILL PLUGGED IN.
471
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:38,778
THANKS.
472
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,280
YEAH.
473
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,250
WOW.
474
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,886
THAT---THAT WAS
UNCHARACTERISTIC.
475
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,720
SO I CAN GET BRACES?
476
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,857
NO, BUT YOUR MOM
CAN TAKE HER CLASSES.
477
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,892
WE CAN AFFORD IT,
RIGHT?
478
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,860
OF COURSE, WE CAN.
479
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:54,927
PLUS WE SHOULD LOOK AT IT
LIKE AN INVESTMENT.
480
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,830
RIGHT? IF YOU GET A DEGREE,
YOU'LL BE EARNING MORE.
481
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,733
YEAH, AND IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE TAKING SOME KIND OF
482
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,937
RIDICULOUS, IMPRACTICAL
CLASS LIKE ART HISTORY.
483
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,940
NO WAY.
484
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,409
CLAUDIA?
485
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,277
I'M TAKING ECON, TOO, OK?
486
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,845
I CAN BE A WELL-ROUNDED
STUDENT, RIGHT?
487
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,814
OF COURSE, YOU CAN,
MISS FINNERTY.
488
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,849
YOU'RE THE MOST
WELL-ROUNDED STUDENT
489
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,818
THIS ACADEMIC'S EVER SEEN.
490
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,853
YES.
491
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,854
YOU KNOW WHAT?
492
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,955
I'M DROPPING
YOUR CLASS.
493
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,957
OH, A SERIOUS MISTAKE,
YOUNG LADY!
494
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:25,858
YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO AN "A."
495
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,562
ONE NIGHT OF INTENSE
CRAMMING SHOULD DO IT!
496
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,863
STOP!
497
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,832
YES!
498
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,003
THANKS A LOT, ED.
499
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:37,670
YEAH, GLAD TO DO IT.
500
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,439
YOU SURE YOU CAN
AFFORD THIS?
501
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,741
ABSOLUTELY.
I GOT A SMALLER PLACE.
502
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,510
YOU GAVE UP
YOUR APARTMENT?
503
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,044
IT'S TIME TO SIMPLIFY
MY LIFE ANYWAY, YOU KNOW?
504
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,881
I'M IN A NEW PLACE.
IT'S FUNKY, IT'S GOT CHARACTER.
505
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,916
Man: EDDIE!
506
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,451
YEE KWAN IS OUT
OF THE SHOWER!
507
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,952
YOUR TURN!
508
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,888
IF YEE KWAN USED UP
ALL THE HOT WATER AGAIN,
509
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,824
I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!
510
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,758
ALL RIGHT.
511
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,059
IF YOU NEED TO REACH ME,
CALL MY CELL PHONE.
512
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,462
IF YOU CALL THE RESTAURANT,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
ORDER SOMETHING.
513
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,297
I GOTTA SAY, ED,
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
514
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,965
YOU KNOW, THIS
EXPERIENCE CAN BE
515
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,634
A REAL
CHARACTER BUILDER.
516
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,668
HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW.
517
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,738
YEAH, I GOT
A PLASMA SCREEN TV
FOR A MR. FONTANE.
518
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,374
THAT'S ME.
RIGHT UPSTAIRS TO THE LEFT.
519
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,809
WATCH THE EXTENSION CORD.
520
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,680
WHAT?
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