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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,508 BRAD. 2 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:08,776 HEY, MR. FINNERTY. 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:09,710 UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,745 I'M GETTING READY FOR PASSION TRAIN. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,214 THEY'RE TOSSING SOMEBODY OFF TONIGHT. 6 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,148 WHAT'S PASSION TRAIN? 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,150 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN PASSION TRAIN? NO. 8 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,119 THESE 10 BUFFED-OUT GUYS AND 10 HOT CHICKS 9 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,353 GET ON THIS TRAIN IN PORTLAND, RIGHT? 10 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:20,754 AND THEN WHEN THEY GET TO BALTIMORE, 11 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,824 THERE'S ONLY 2 LEFT, AND THOSE 2 GOTTA DO IT. 12 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,659 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 13 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,361 THE CONTESTANTS ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE SEX? 14 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:30,064 YEAH, IF THEY WANT THE 100 GRAND AND THE DODGE NEON, 15 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,031 HELL, YEAH. 16 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,833 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN STUPIDER 17 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,169 JUST STANDING HERE LISTENING TO YOU DESCRIBE IT. 18 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,771 ACTUALLY, CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO VOTE? 19 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,707 NO! 20 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,544 BRAD? AAH! 21 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,617 OH, HEY. HEY, BABY. 22 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,085 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 23 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,121 DON'T YOU HAVE THE DINNER SHIFT ON WEDNESDAYS? 24 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,322 YEAH, BUT I SWITCHED WITH LINDA 25 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,190 SO I COULD GO TO THE P.T.A. MEETING. 26 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,126 P.T.A. MEETING? YOU-- 27 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,360 I THOUGHT YOU HATED THOSE THINGS. 28 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,195 YEAH, I DO, BUT TONIGHT WAS A REALLY BIG ONE. 29 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,697 NEW MATS FOR THE GYM, THEY'RE PLANNING THE SPRING CARNIVAL, 30 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:07,101 AND TONIGHT THERE'S THIS BIG PROTEST FOR THIS NEW STRIP CLUB. 31 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,637 REALLY? A STRIP CLUB? 32 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,172 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT? 33 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,706 NO. OH, I'M SORRY. 34 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,807 I JUST ASSUMED YOU WOULD HAVE 35 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,743 BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BAR. 36 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,778 OH, YEAH. THAT-- 37 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,649 THAT I'D-- I'D HEARD OF. YEAH. 38 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,585 BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,254 10 MINUTES TO P.T. 40 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,355 OH, RIGHT, ABOUT THAT, 41 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:30,524 UM, I'M WATCHING PASSION TRAIN WITH DEAN. 42 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,194 DEAN? WHAT? I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND. 43 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,528 YOU BROKE UP WITH DEAN. 44 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,197 I KNOW. TOTALLY. 45 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:39,233 I JUST HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET. 46 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,501 WHAT?! 47 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,370 I'M AFRAID OF HURTING HIM. 48 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,139 I'M NOT. I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 49 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,840 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 50 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,576 LOOK, LOOK, I'M WORRIED THAT HE'S GONNA 51 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,178 BE REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT, OK? 52 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,414 AND THE LAST THING I WANT IS SOME BIG, EMOTIONAL SCENE. 53 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,450 SO HE'S COMING OVER HERE AND I'M GONNA TELL HIM. 54 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,186 I SWEAR, BUT YOU CAN'T BE HERE. 55 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,254 ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM, RIGHT? 56 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:03,157 OF COURSE NOT. YOU'RE THE ONE I CARE FOR, BRAD. 57 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:07,328 NOW GO WAIT OUTSIDE BY THE GARBAGE CANS. 58 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,431 OK, CLAUDIA, LOOK. YOU'RE ANGRY. 59 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,232 YES, YES, I'M ANGRY. 60 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,700 I SEEM TO BE ANGRY A LOT THESE DAYS. 61 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,601 I'M SENSING A TREND. 62 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,368 WELL, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE 63 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,836 YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH CAFFEINE. 64 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:18,739 YES, COULD BE THE CAFFEINE. 65 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:19,907 COULD BE, YEAH, OR IT COULD BE 66 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,675 THAT I HAD TO FIND OUT IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER PARENTS 67 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,311 THAT MY OWN HUSBAND HIRED NAKED LADIES 68 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,279 TO SHAKE IT IN FRONT OF PERVERTS. 69 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,013 OH, COME ON, CLAUDIA. 70 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,415 LOOK, LOOK. OTHER STRIP JOINTS, 71 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,283 THEY GO SO MUCH FURTHER THAN WE DO. 72 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,551 I MEAN, THEY GOT THESE BACK ROOMS, 73 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:31,819 AND THEY DO THESE NASTY DANCES-- 74 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:32,586 WOW, WOW, WOW, YES. 75 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,356 NO, YOU ARE A BEACON OF MORALITY. 76 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,325 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD RUN FOR OFFICE. 77 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,893 "SEAN FINNERTY: HE COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE." 78 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:40,561 OH, COME ON, CLAUDIA. 79 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,297 THIS IS ABOUT BUSINESS, OK? 80 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,298 THIS IS ABOUT THE BAR. 81 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,199 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 82 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,668 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD INTEREST YOU. 83 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,572 SEAN! WE GOT PROBLEMS. 84 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,942 OH. HI, CLAUDIA. 85 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:55,709 HI, EDDIE. 86 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,478 HOW YOU DOING, SEAN? 87 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,647 HI. HI, GUYS. 88 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,351 NOW IT INTERESTS ME. 89 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:19,900 Eddie: SO, CLAUDIA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING TONIGHT. 90 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,669 NOPE. NIGHT OFF. SO, WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS? 91 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,204 THEY'RE MY BOOK CLUB. 92 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,341 BOOK CLUB, CLAUDIA. CLAUDIA, THE BOOK CLUB. 93 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,742 HI. HI. 94 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,810 HELLO. WOW. 95 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,779 I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD A BOOK CLUB, ED. 96 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:32,846 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 97 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,717 THE CORRECTIONS. 98 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,286 AND WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 99 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,620 IT'S ABOUT THIS SORT OF DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY 100 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,955 THAT FALLS APART WHEN THE DAD GETS SICK. 101 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,893 THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. 102 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,496 OK, SO MAYBE SHE'S READ A BOOK I HAVEN'T READ, 103 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,864 BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW THEY ARE STRIPPERS. 104 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,033 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE KNEW? 105 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,471 I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR YOU WERE GONNA TAKE THIS BOOK CLUB THING. 106 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,808 MOM, WE FOUND THIS KID OUTSIDE WHIZZING IN THE BUSHES. 107 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,643 BOBBY, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. 108 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,546 I'M SORRY, MA. I HAD THAT BIG GULP. 109 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:09,283 JIMMY, KITCHEN. COME ON. 110 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,284 UH, ED, CAN I-- 111 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,753 CAN I TALK WITH YOU FOR JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE? 112 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,788 Sean: WILL YOU EXCUSE US, PLEASE, 113 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,924 FOR JUST A MOMENT? 114 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,695 Sean: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?! 115 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:22,730 WHAT?! 116 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,897 W-W-WHY--WHY--WHY WOULD YOU BRING 'EM TO MY HOUSE? 117 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,833 CLAUDIA SEEMS COOL WITH IT. 118 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:26,734 SHE'S NOT COOL WITH IT! 119 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,668 SHE'S ACTING COOL WITH IT. 120 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,636 SHE'S NOT EVEN ACTING REMOTELY COOL WITH IT! 121 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,872 WELL, WE HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE ON THIS ONE! 122 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,507 WHY--WHY WOULD YOU BRING THEM TO MY HOUSE? 123 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:36,410 BECAUSE THINGS WERE GETTIN' UGLY OUT IN FRONT OF THE BAR. 124 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,447 WE DON'T WANT STRIPPERS! STICK TO SELLING PITCHERS! 125 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,616 WE DON'T WANT STRIPPERS! STICK TO SELLING PITCHERS! 126 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:46,387 WE DON'T WANT STRIPPERS! STICK TO SELLING PITCHERS! 127 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,254 WE DON'T WANT... 128 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,356 SO I SNUCK THE LADIES OUT THE BACK WAY, 129 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,392 AND I NEEDED A PLACE TO LAY LOW FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS 130 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,826 UNTIL THE HUBBUB DIES DOWN. 131 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,861 YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT. 132 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,829 MY COUSIN'S STAYING THERE. 133 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:56,697 WHICH COUSIN? 134 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,765 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HIM. 135 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,633 I'M YOUR BROTHER! 136 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,571 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 137 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,509 THERE ARE STRIPPERS IN MY HOUSE. 138 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:09,843 IN MY HOUSE, STRIPPERS, 139 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,044 WHERE MY CHILDREN LIVE, 140 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:11,845 STRIPPERS! 141 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,681 OK, OK, BABY, YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT, 142 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,450 BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LARGER ISSUE HERE. 143 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,985 WHAT?! YOUR ANGER. 144 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:18,652 OH! 145 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:22,790 BABY, WE--WE WERE DESPERATE. 146 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,059 3 CUSTOMERS. 147 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,861 NOT BAD... 148 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,430 FOR A FRIDAY NIGHT 149 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:30,864 AT 10:00. 150 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:31,599 WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 151 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,701 WE'RE FLIRTING WITH BANKRUPTCY. 152 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,668 WE'RE NOT FLIRTING WITH BANKRUPTCY, 153 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,504 WE'RE, LIKE, ON OUR THIRD DATE WITH BANKRUPTCY 154 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,538 AND IT'S ABOUT TO PUT OUT. 155 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,507 WE'RE SCREWED. WE GOTTA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, MAN. 156 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,874 WE GOTTA GET A PROMOTION OR SOMETHING GOING 157 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:41,875 TO GET PEOPLE IN HERE. 158 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,143 WHY DON'T WE GET ONE OF THOSE MECHANICAL BULLS? 159 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,513 COME ON. THEY'RE LIKE 10 GRAND. 160 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,047 KARAOKE'S CHEAP. 161 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:47,948 OH, YEAH, THAT'S FRESH. 162 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:51,652 WELL, IT'S FRESHER THAN A MECHANICAL BULL. 163 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,787 WE COULD HIRE STRIPPERS. 164 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:54,888 [SCOFFS] 165 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,824 YEAH. 166 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,761 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 167 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:01,862 WHAT? YEAH, YOU? 168 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:06,500 WELL, I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS AN OLD-FASHIONED IRISH BAR. 169 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,635 IT'S NOT A STRIP BAR. 170 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,235 YEAH, I KNOW, 171 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,870 BUT THAT WOULD MAKE IT... 172 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,772 KIND OF IRONIC. 173 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,608 YEAH, LIKE, IT'S THE CONTEXT, RIGHT? 174 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,375 LIKE... 175 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,578 THIS PLACE IS SUCH A NON-STRIP BAR 176 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,646 THAT IF WE HAD STRIPPERS HERE, 177 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,480 IT WOULD BE LIKE A COMMENT 178 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:22,049 ON THE VERY NATURE OF STRIPPING ITSELF. 179 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,016 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 180 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,952 I--I THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD GET 181 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,754 WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO DO. 182 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:27,921 [CROWD CHEERS] 183 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:32,125 HEY, WHO ORDERED THE PITCHER AND THE SIDE OF THIGHS, HUH?! 184 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,727 THE MONEY STARTED FLOWIN' IN. 185 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,095 I MEAN, IT WAS REALLY AMAZING. 186 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,432 THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO MAKE MONEY IN A BAR BESIDES HIRING STRIPPERS. 187 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,201 CLAUDIA, DON'T BE NAIVE. EVERY BAR HAS STRIPPERS. 188 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,903 WHAT? 189 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,638 SOME DO. 190 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,907 SO, WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 191 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:47,841 ST. MARGARET'S. 192 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,676 WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN? 193 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,143 THAT'S KINDA UP IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW. 194 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,880 LET'S JUST SAY SOFT SEVENTH. 195 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,082 THAT GRILL OUTSIDE WORK? 196 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:55,849 YEP. 197 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,951 YOU THINK I COULD GET A PORK CHOP? 198 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,120 MOM AND DAD WON'T LET US COOK ON THE GRILL. 199 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,022 COULD WE BURN STUFF ON IT? 200 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:05,526 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT FOOD. 201 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:08,962 HELLO. 202 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,731 DEAN, WE NEED TO TALK. 203 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,065 OK, BUT YA GOTTA MAKE IT QUICK. 204 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,167 PASSION TRAIN COMES ON IN 2 MINUTES. 205 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,804 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA. 206 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,205 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA. 207 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:22,042 OOOH-OOOOH! 208 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,845 DEAN. 209 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:25,946 HEH HEH. 210 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,848 THIS IS TOUGH, 211 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:28,649 BUT... 212 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,485 I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S WORKIN' OUT. 213 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:34,221 I--I MEAN, I JUST DON'T THINK WE'RE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER, 214 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:37,891 YOU KNOW, AND YOU'RE--YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT GUY, 215 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:41,061 BUT I--I JUST THINK US AS A COUPLE, 216 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,797 YOU KNOW, WE... 217 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,465 IT'S OVER. 218 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,001 WOW! 219 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,670 THAT IS, UH-- THAT'S SUDDEN. 220 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:53,040 I KNOW, AND I--I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE NOT THAT UPSET, 221 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,908 AND I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. 222 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,177 WELL, I MEAN, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL-- 223 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,780 IT'S HOW I FEEL. 224 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,215 OK. 225 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,725 OK. 226 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,194 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK? 227 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,362 YEAH. 228 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,230 YOU DON'T MIND IF I STAY AND WATCH THE REST OF THIS SHOW, 229 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,532 'CAUSE, I MEAN, IF I LEAVE NOW, 230 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,034 I'LL MISS THE WHOLE FIRST HALF. 231 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,073 OH--OH, SURE. 232 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,241 IF YOU'RE OK WITH THAT. 233 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,110 I LOVE THIS PART! 234 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,012 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA. 235 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,014 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA. 236 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,049 OOOH-OOOH! 237 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:40,053 SO TELL ME AGAIN, WHAT EXACTLY DOES YOUR MOTHER DO? 238 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,689 ARE YOU SLOW? 239 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,992 SHE TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES! 240 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:47,828 AND THEN WHAT? 241 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,062 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 242 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:52,566 OH, MY GOD! HOW AM I GONNA FACE THEM? 243 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,002 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THEY'RE WEARING CLOTHES NOW. 244 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:59,072 YEAH, NOW, SURE, BUT THE OTHER TIMES, THEY'RE NOT, 245 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,341 AND THEN THEY WOULD-- GONNA KNOW THAT I KNOW, 246 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:06,079 AND THEN WOULD-- BEING THERE KNOWING THAT. 247 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,986 I THINK CURLY'S OVERTHINKING THIS. 248 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,054 YEAH. HE DOES THAT. 249 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:17,090 Bobby: OK, UH, LET'S LIGHT THIS BABY. 250 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,027 ALL RIGHT, BURN, BABY, BURN! 251 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:20,728 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 252 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,163 I WAS TRYING TO STOP THESE TWO 253 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,198 FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPID. 254 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,068 REGGIE, CALM DOWN. IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 255 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,937 THEY CAN'T STAY OUT THERE FOREVER. 256 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,104 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 257 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,305 THE PROTESTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. 258 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,107 REGGIE SAYS THEY ATTACKED HIS CAR. 259 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,175 A BUNCH OF MOMS ATTACKED HIS CAR? 260 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,780 YEAH, THEY YANKED OFF HIS MICKEY MOUSE ANTENNA BALL. 261 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,381 SPOOKED HIM PRETTY BAD. 262 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,717 REGGIE, STAY STRONG. 263 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,187 WE'LL KEEP MONITORING THE SITUATION FROM HERE. 264 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,622 YOU KNOW WHAT, ED? WE GOTTA FACE FACTS, MAN. 265 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,223 WE GOTTA DROP THIS WHOLE STRIPPER THING. 266 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,324 NO WAY, NO. 267 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,392 I MEAN, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS JUST THE TEACHERS 268 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,128 OR IF IT WAS JUST THE PARENTS, MAYBE WE COULD WIN, 269 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,196 BUT WHEN THEY JOIN FORCES-- 270 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,366 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T BEAT THE P.T.A., YOU KNOW THAT. 271 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,203 HEY, OUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE IS A REALLY GOOD INFLUENCE. 272 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,405 THIS IS WHAT OUR KIDS WERE ABOUT TO BURN. 273 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,406 BOBBY, COME ON. 274 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,176 OK, SO, FINE. WE CAN'T BURN THIS. 275 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,011 WHAT CAN WE BURN? 276 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,780 NOTHING! 277 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,815 OK, YA GOTTA WORK WITH ME HERE. 278 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:18,151 HELP ME GET TO "YES." 279 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,988 VERONICA, HI. 280 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,824 UM, YOUR SON IS GIVING MY KIDS ARSON LESSONS. 281 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,125 I'M TAKIN' YOU HOME. 282 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,059 BUT-- NO. 283 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:26,927 I'M SORRY. 284 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,328 HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THAT. 285 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,362 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 286 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,865 I THOUGHT MY KIDS DID, TOO, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. 287 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:32,866 WELL, I'D LEAVE HIM HOME WITH HIS FATHER, 288 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,868 BUT THAT'S WHERE HE GETS ALL THOSE STUPID IDEAS. 289 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,037 EXA--I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN! 290 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,972 IT'S LIKE HAVING ANOTHER KID. 291 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,777 EDDIE, WE'RE TAKIN' OFF. ME, TOO. 292 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,013 SORRY, EDDIE, BUT THIS IS SO NOT WORTH IT. 293 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,682 COME ON. THIS CONTROVERSY IS GONNA BE GREAT FOR US. 294 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,718 IT BRINGS OUT THE FIRST AMENDMENT FREAKS, 295 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,886 AND THEY'RE BIG TIPPERS. 296 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,122 THE LADIES WANT TO GIVE UP, 297 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,958 AND WE'VE WORKED TOO HARD FOR TOO LONG TO LET THAT HAPPEN. 298 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,859 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORKED TOO HARD? 299 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,728 YOU MADE A PHONE CALL TO A GUY IN JERSEY, 300 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,329 ASKED FOR 5 STRIPPERS. 301 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,798 WHAT'S THIS? WHAT? 302 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:05,632 "NUDE, NUDE, NUDE. 303 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,400 ONLY BLOCKS FROM ST. FINNIAN'S SCHOOL." 304 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,970 TH-THAT'S-- THAT'S WEIRD. 305 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,271 YEAH. EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL HAD THESE. 306 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:14,374 KIDS WERE USING THEM AS BOOK COVERS. 307 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,243 W-W-WE--WE DIDN'T PRINT THESE UP. 308 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,245 THIS SMACKS OF SABOTAGE. YOU THINK? 309 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,313 THIS IS WHAT THE P.T.A. GOT ALL RILED UP ABOUT. 310 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,281 SOMEBODY SET US UP, 311 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,449 SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T WANT US IN THE BUSINESS. 312 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:26,720 WOW, WELL, WHOEVER THEY ARE, I GUESS THEY WIN AND WE LOSE. 313 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,221 DAMN! 314 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,891 WAIT A MINUTE. I RECOGNIZE THIS. 315 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,261 WHAT? THIS IS JUST A PICTURE OF A NAKED LADY. 316 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,164 YEAH, THAT'S A NAKED LADY I'VE BEEN SEEING FOR 20 YEARS. 317 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,165 IT'S YOURS, SEAN! 318 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,266 NO, THAT'S NOT MINE! 319 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,134 YEAH, RIGHT, BIG BOOBS, 320 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,102 TINY WAIST, NO LEGS, 321 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,872 'CAUSE YOU COULD NEVER DRAW ANKLES. THIS IS-- 322 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,139 NOW YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY! 323 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,240 YOU SET ME UP! NO, I DIDN'T! 324 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,910 YOU SABOTAGED ME! MY OWN BROTHER! 325 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,213 ED, I HAVE MY REASONS! 326 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,115 YOU BROKE MY HEART! 327 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,254 HERE YOU GO. DO YOU GOT ANY PIE HERE? 328 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:01,889 NO, WE DON'T. 329 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,390 DO YOU GOT ANY CRUMB CAKE? 330 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,525 YOU ATE IT 45 MINUTES AGO. 331 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,327 DID I SAVE ANY? 332 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,195 NO. 333 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,463 BOBBY, YOU JUST ATE 2 TUBES OF PRINGLES. 334 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,265 ONE OF THEM WAS OPEN! 335 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,435 JIMMY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE BOBBY AND GO WATCH TV? 336 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,538 NAW--NAW. NO, I'M COOL RIGHT HERE. 337 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,207 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 338 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,776 NOT COOL. GO. 339 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,815 HEY, UH, WHAT IS THIS SHOW? 340 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,316 OH, THAT'S PASSION TRAIN. 341 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,851 MY MOM WON'T LET ME WATCH IT. 342 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,286 SHE SAYS, "THAT'S TOO RACY." 343 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,123 YOUR MOM IS A STRIPPER. 344 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,893 YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT, RED? 345 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,898 MY POINT IS GET OUT, ALL OF YOU. 346 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:45,532 OR WHAT? 347 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,334 SHE'LL START TO SMACK US. 348 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,970 SHE WOULDN'T HIT ME. I'M COMPANY. 349 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,504 OK, OK, OK! 350 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,973 OOH! CHECK THIS OUT! 351 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,376 KENDRA JUST TOOK STEVEN INTO THE SLEEPER CAR. 352 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,811 HEE HEE HEE! 353 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,047 THIS IS SO GREAT, YOU KNOW? 354 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,216 I WAS REALLY WORRIED YOU WERE GONNA BE SAD, 355 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,418 BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT... 356 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,254 AT ALL. 357 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,155 HOW COULD YOU DO IT, SEAN? 358 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,323 HOW COULD YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK LIKE THAT? 359 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,225 WE'RE PARTNERS AND YOU SABOTAGED ME. 360 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,161 HEY, HEY, WE WERE PARTNERS IN A BAR, ALL RIGHT? 361 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,495 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BECOME A STRIP CLUB. 362 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,266 OH, YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME WITH ALL YOUR WHOOPING AND HOLLERING. 363 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,300 OHH, MAYBE AT FIRST, OK, 364 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,235 BUT THEN I-- I CHANGED MY MIND. 365 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,437 I--I STARTED TO SEE THINGS MORE CLEARLY. 366 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,538 Man: WHOO! 367 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,074 NOW THE LADIES BEEN OUT THERE, 368 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:27,941 BREAK OUT WITH THOSE WALLETS 369 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,277 BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PROVIDE THE ULTIMATE 370 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,080 IN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. 371 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:37,117 I GIVE YOU... DESTINY. 372 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,353 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 373 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,055 HELLO, RED BOOT. 374 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,290 MOLLY FITZGERALD? 375 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,259 UH. SHE'S DANCING ON STAGE RIGHT NOW. 376 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,061 OH. 377 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,462 OH, MRS. FITZGERALD. 378 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,264 HI. HOW ARE YA? 379 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,332 LAST ONE. 380 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,600 "CAPITAL OF NEBRASKA." 381 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,869 OH! OH! I KNOW THIS! I KNOW THIS ONE! 382 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,037 I KNOW THIS ONE! I KNOW THIS ONE! 383 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,071 LINCOLN, IT'S LINCOLN. 384 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,374 IT'S LINCOLN, IT'S LINCOLN, YEAH, LINCOLN. 385 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,575 IT'S LINCOLN. 386 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:06,947 OK, UH, CAT LITTER, UH-HUH, 387 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:07,680 LOW-FAT MILK. 388 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,250 YEAH. WE GOT CAT LITTER ALREADY. 389 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,418 YEAH, SHE'S, UH, SHE'S GREAT. 390 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:15,355 SHE'S GREAT. SHE'S--WE LOVE HER, TOO. SHE'S SWEET. 391 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,090 IT'S OK, IT'S OK, IT'S OK. 392 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,260 A LOT OF DOGS DO GREAT WITH JUST 3 LEGS. [SOBS] 393 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,329 IT'S SO CUTE THE WAY THEY HOP AROUND. 394 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,131 [SOBS] 395 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,499 IT'S GONNA BE OK, BABY. 396 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,370 OH, HI-- HELLO--IS THAT MR. FITZGERALD? 397 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,439 HI, SIR. HOW ARE YOU? 398 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,041 YEAH, I'M HER BOSS. 399 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,243 I KNOW. I KNOW. 400 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,110 SHE'S GREAT. 401 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,913 YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE UP LATE. 402 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,581 THE IRONY'S ALL GONE, MAN, OK? 403 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,550 NAKED STRANGERS ARE HOT. 404 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,219 NAKED EMPLOYEES ARE AWKWARD. 405 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:52,092 SEAN, TAKIN' A SAUNA WITH YOUR DAD IS AWKWARD. 406 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,261 THESE WOMEN ARE STRIPPERS. 407 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,629 THE WORD "STRIP" IS RIGHT IN THEIR JOB TITLE. 408 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,499 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T-- I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 409 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,935 IS THAT WHY YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK? 410 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,070 LOOK, I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 411 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,238 IF IT WAS JUST ME AND YOU, I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU, YOU KNOW, 412 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,607 BUT THERE WERE OTHER INTERESTED PARTIES. 413 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,311 [CROWD CHEERING] 414 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,449 ED, ED, WE GOTTA TALK. 415 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,451 JUST A SECOND. 416 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,320 THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS VERY GOOD. 417 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,123 THE INVESTORS WERE BEGINNING TO LOSE FAITH 418 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,124 IN YOUR BUSINESS ACUMEN. 419 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,427 PLEASE REASSURE THEM WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOIN'. 420 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,464 JUST KEEP IT UP. 421 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,733 I'M GONNA NEED SOME SINGLES. 422 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,568 YOU GOT IT. 423 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,075 I WAS SCREWED, YOU KNOW? 424 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,276 I HAD TO MAKE THE STRIPPERS GO AWAY, 425 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,544 BUT I COULDN'T BE THE ONE WHO DID IT, 426 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:50,017 SO I HAD TO GET SOME HELP FROM ABOVE. 427 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,485 WELL, MR. FINNERTY. 428 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,486 ARE YOU HERE ABOUT HENRY 429 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,255 AND THE HOLY WATER INCIDENT? 430 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,123 OH, NO, NO, NO. 431 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,324 I'M NOT HERE AS A PARENT, SISTER HELEN. 432 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,425 I'M HERE AS A BUSINESSMAN. 433 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,361 OH, AND WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS IS THAT? 434 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,163 STRIPPERS. 435 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:03,730 I'M SORRY? 436 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,298 THAT'S RIGHT, STRIPPERS, 437 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,566 NUDE EROTIC DANCERS. 438 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,468 YES, I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. 439 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,569 HOW UNFORTUNATE. 440 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,372 YEAH, IT IS, BUT, UH, SADLY, I'M WELL WITHIN MY RIGHTS, 441 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,374 SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 442 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,143 OK. 443 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,477 WOULD YOU HAND ME THOSE BOOKS THERE? 444 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,379 UH, SURE. 445 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,513 THANK YOU. 446 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,414 WAIT A MINUTE, 447 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,116 YOU'RE NOT AGAINST STRIPPING, SISTER HELEN? 448 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,784 OH, I AM AGAINST STRIPPING, MR. FINNERTY. 449 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,752 ALL RIGHT, THEN! BRING IT ON! 450 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,555 RAISE THE ALARMS, NOTIFY THE CHURCH OFFICIALS, 451 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,522 GET THE BISHOPS GOING. 452 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,458 COME ON, SEE IF I GIVE A DAMN. 453 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,327 MR. FINNERTY, DO YOU WANT ME TO PROTEST YOUR BAR? 454 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,429 HEY, WHOA, HEY, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, SISTER. 455 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,066 I CAN'T STOP YOU FROM PROTESTING ANYTHING YOU WANT TO PROTEST, 456 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,169 ESPECIALLY MY SLEAZY, YOUTH-CORRUPTING BAR 457 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:46,139 THAT'S JUST DOWN THE STREET OVER A COUPLE OF BLOCKS. 458 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:46,906 YOU'RE RIGHT, 459 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,541 BUT SINCE IT'S BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, 460 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,343 I DON'T SEE HOW IT'S ANY OF MY BUSINESS. 461 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,344 WAIT A MINUTE. 462 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,446 ISN'T CLEANING UP THE STREETS YOUR JOB AS A NUN? 463 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,482 I THINK THAT'S SHAFT. 464 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,583 OK, FINE. 465 00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:00,487 FINE. YOU JUST STAY HERE WHILE I HASTEN THE MORAL DECAY 466 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,488 OF OUR SOCIETY. 467 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,623 WELL, I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT, MR. FINNERTY. 468 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,059 AS LONG AS THE PARENTS AREN'T SCREAMING ABOUT IT, 469 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,460 I REALLY DON'T CARE. 470 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,262 BYE-BYE. 471 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,807 OK, KID, TAKE THAT HOME, SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM, OK? 472 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,181 ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? 473 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,483 NO, NOT PARTICULARLY, BUT IT WORKED. 474 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,618 YOU KNOW, A COUPLE HOURS LATER, 475 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,553 THE P.T.A. WAS OUT IN FORCE. 476 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,621 OH, HOW NICE FOR YOU. 477 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,355 OH, COME ON, ED, 478 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,423 WERE WE MAKIN' MONEY AT THE BAR? 479 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,358 SURE, YEAH, WE WERE MAKIN' A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY, 480 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,692 BUT AT WHAT COST, HUH? 481 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,761 MY SOUL, THAT'S WHAT THE COST WAS. 482 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,764 YOU KNOW, I QUIT THE SUBWAY 'CAUSE IT WAS DIRTY AND DEGRADING. 483 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,566 I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO OUR BAR. 484 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,502 SEAN, DO YOU THINK THE INVESTORS ARE GONNA ROLL OVER 485 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,439 JUST BECAUSE A COUPLE OF MOMS PUT UP SOME SIGNS? 486 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,107 ONCE THE P.T.A. MOVES ON, 487 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,408 THEY ARE GONNA WANT THEIR NAKED LADIES BACK. 488 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,844 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL JUST GO TO 'EM, I'LL TELL 'EM THE TRUTH. 489 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,147 NO. DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. 490 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,814 LOOK, IT'S ALL I KNOW! 491 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,885 I'LL TALK TO THEM. 492 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,154 YOU WILL? 493 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,588 I'LL TELL THEM-- 494 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,323 I'LL TELL THEM WE CAN'T AFFORD THE SCRUTINY 495 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,825 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A LIQUOR LICENSE. 496 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,427 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, MAN? 497 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,463 WHAT'S THAT THING OVER THE CASH REGISTER? 498 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,632 THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIQUOR LICENSE, RIGHT? 499 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,734 THANKS, ED. 500 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,536 THANKS. 501 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,574 HA HA! 502 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,375 LIL, YOU MISSED IT. 503 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,278 GINA JUST LEFT DYLAN ON THE PLATFORM. 504 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,312 HA HA. 505 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,681 DEAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU. 506 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,349 YOU SEE, THE TRUTH IS 507 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,651 I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. 508 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,520 YOU HAVE? 509 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,823 I'M AFRAID SO. 510 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,592 HEY, DEAN. 511 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,660 WHAT?! 512 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,362 NO WAY! 513 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,297 OH, YEAH, SUCKA! 514 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,332 CAN YOU TASTE THAT?! HUH?! 515 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,633 O'KEEFE'S IN THE HOUSE! 516 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,368 OH, YES, HE IS! 517 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,537 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 518 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,471 DEAN, I AM SO SORRY. 519 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,540 THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO WAS HURT YOU. 520 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,642 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 521 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,611 OH, BELIEVE IT, MR. HANDSOME! 522 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,680 AAH! 523 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,182 BRING IT! BRING IT! 524 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,650 DEAN, DEAN, I'M SORRY. 525 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,285 I DID NOT WANT YOU TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS. 526 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,853 WELL, THEN, WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME LIKE THIS?! 527 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:17,657 I BELIEVE HONESTY IS VERY IMPORTANT! 528 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,959 YEAH. THANKS FOR WARMING HER UP FOR ME, DEAN-O! 529 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,429 BRAD! AAH! 530 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,630 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE CRAZY! 531 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,532 AND YOU, YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! 532 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,900 THE TWO OF YOU, YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER, 533 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,269 SO HAVE FUN! 534 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,204 GO FOR IT! 535 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:31,938 AND, LIL, 536 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,706 DON'T CALL ME. 537 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,810 I KNEW HE WAS GONNA TAKE IT BADLY. 538 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,447 AND YOU WANT TO BUY YOUR KID THE $100 SNEAKERS... 539 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,981 AND THE GAME CUBES AND THE SKATEBOARDS... 540 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:42,749 SO YOU WORK YOUR BUTT OFF, 541 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,783 AND THEN YOU GET TO FEEL GUILTY... 542 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,718 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SPENDIN' ENOUGH TIME AT HOME... 543 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,620 YES, AND THEN YOU TAKE TIME OFF TO BE A BETTER MOM, 544 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,722 BUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE BILLS START TO PILE UP... 545 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,658 AND YOU START HAVING TO DO BACHELOR PARTIES... 546 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,859 Jill: AND FRAT PARTIES. 547 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,227 INTERNET STUFF. 548 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,562 YEAH... 549 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,430 OR TEMP OR SOMETHING. 550 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,733 HEY, LADIES, OK. HERE YOU ARE. ENJOY. 551 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,437 CLAUDIA, CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A SECOND? 552 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,006 EXCUSE-- EXCUSE US. 553 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,841 THANK YOU. 554 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,845 OK, BABY, YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY, OK? 555 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,582 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE STRIPPERS 556 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,249 THROUGH THE P.T.A. 557 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,884 THANK YOU. I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 558 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,319 RIGHT, AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT OK, 559 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,454 'CAUSE I'M GETTIN' RID OF THE STRIPPERS. 560 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,355 YOU CAN'T! 561 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,256 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO! 562 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,825 THEY HAVE KIDS AND APARTMENTS AND EXPENSES. 563 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,828 YEAH, THAT'S WHY I WANT THEM TO STOP DEGRADING THEMSELVES! 564 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,730 AND HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO MAKE A LIVING? 565 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,633 UH, SEAN, SORRY, BUT WE GOTTA GO. 566 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,034 THIS JUST AIN'T HAPPENIN' FOR US. 567 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,603 NO, WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO? 568 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,439 OH, WE CAN STILL PICK UP A LATE SET AT THE BOOBY TRAP. 569 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,308 YOU CAN? JUST LIKE THAT? 570 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,776 OH, YEAH. WE CAN STILL MAKE 500 BUCKS TONIGHT. 571 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,812 500 BUCKS?! 572 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,314 YOU STILL WORRIED ABOUT 'EM? 573 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,415 NO. I WANT YOU GUYS 574 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,749 TO PAY FOR THOSE SANDWICHES. 575 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,318 GREAT TO MEET YOU, CLAUDIA. 576 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,753 YOU SHOULD COME SEE US PERFORM SOMETIME. 577 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,623 SURE, YEAH, OK. 578 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,457 MAYBE. 579 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,858 HEY, BOBBY, LET'S GO! 580 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,661 WE'RE GOIN' TO THE BOOBY TRAP! 581 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,064 HEY, UH, THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY. 582 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,833 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, MOM. WHAT? 583 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,302 BOBBY SAID I COULD SLEEP OVER! 584 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,704 UH-HUH. NO WAY. UPSTAIRS. 585 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,406 OH, UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 586 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,074 THAT SUGAR BOWL UPSTAIRS FULL OF CHANGE, 587 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,344 IT WAS EMPTY WHEN I GOT THERE. 588 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,683 * BORDERLINE 589 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:28,321 * FEELS LIKE I'M GOIN' TO LOSE MY MIND * 590 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,923 NOW T IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, MAN. 591 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:31,691 CHECK OUT THIS CROWD. 592 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,526 YEAH, YEAH. WHO NEEDS NAKED WOMEN 593 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,463 WHEN WE CAN HAVE A LARGE GUY SINGIN' EARLY MADONNA? 594 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,864 ACTUALLY, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. 595 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,865 YEAH, HE'S DEAD-ON. 596 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,032 HEY, WHEN HE'S DONE, 597 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,568 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SING EBONY AND IVORY, HUH? 598 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,635 YEAH. 599 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,771 COME ON. DON'T GO BREAKIN' MY HEART? 600 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,938 I GOT YOU, BABE? 601 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,074 I GOT YOU, BABE? 602 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,309 I'LL DO IT! YEAH? 42023

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