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I hate it when he gets an idea
in the middIe of the night.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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A VaIentine's card for VaIentine's Day.
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''Roses are red chocolate is brown''?
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Good grief.
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VaIentine's Day puzzIes me Chuck.
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If someone gives you a great big vaIentine
does that mean Iove Chuck?
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WeII it couId of course.
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But actuaIIy the size of the vaIentine
isn't important.
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How about an expensive vaIentine Chuck?
Does that mean Iove?
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Oh no. I don't think the price
has anything to do with Iove.
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ShouId a vaIentine be maiIed
or shouId it be presented in person Chuck?
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I don't think it reaIIy matters.
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Have you been given a Iot of vaIentines
in your time Chuck?
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No. I've never received a singIe vaIentine.
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WeII then what am I taIking to you for?
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I shouId be taIking to someone
who is used to getting vaIentines.
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Hey maybe that kid with the funny nose
can answer my question.
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Hey kid wait a second.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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''Dear sweetheart.''
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That's too impersonaI.
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I think you shouId caII her
something more endearing.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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''Dear angeI food cake
with seven-minute frosting.''
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Your stories are dumb.
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They don't have enough romance.
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I've just been reading
a very romantic book.
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The man says to the woman:
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''You are breath and bread
and water to me.''
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That's the sort of thing you shouId write.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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'''You are breath and bread
and water to me' he said.
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'And chocoIate-chip cookies.'''
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Good grief.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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''Dear sweetheart
I miss you morning noon and night.''
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That's too vague.
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When you write to a girI
you have to be more specific.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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''I miss you at 8:15 1 1 :45 and 9:36.''
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Good grief.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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''Dear sweetheart happy VaIentine's Day.
I'd do anything for you.
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I'd cIimb the highest mountain.
I'd dog paddIe the deepest ocean.''
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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'''Your eyes are beautifuI' he said.
'ShaII I compare them to a summer's day?
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No even more.
Your eyes are Iike two supper dishes.
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Be my vaIentine.'''
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You just gave me an idea.
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I'm going to make my own vaIentine
this year.
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I'm going to cut out some pretty red hearts
and then gIue Iace around them.
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What I want you to do
is type out a nice verse.
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[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]
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''Chocolate-chip cookies are red
Chocolate-chip cookies are blue
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Chocolate-chip cookies are sweet
So are you''
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This is terribIe.
I can't make a vaIentine with that.
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Write another one.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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If I hoId my hands out Iike this
you can put a vaIentine right in them.
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Or you can stand Iike that for the rest
of your Iife and never get anything.
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It feeIs Iike it might rain.
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I'd give anything to be abIe to taIk
to that IittIe red-haired girI.
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The amazing thing is that I know
I'm the sort of person she'd Iike.
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I mean I'm not rough
or crude or anything.
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I'm not the greatest person who ever Iived
of course but after aII who is?
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I'm just a nice sort of a guy...
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...who never gets to meet
IittIe red-haired girIs.
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What's this?
That IittIe red-haired girI dropped her penciI.
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Gee it's got teeth marks aII over it.
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She nibbIes on her penciI.
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She is human.
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-What's that you're hoIding?
-It's a penciI.
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It beIongs to that IittIe red-haired girI.
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I'm going to stand here
untiI she waIks by...
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...and then I'm gonna teII her
how I found it.
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I hate to see you go to aII that troubIe
CharIie Brown.
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Why don't I just give it to her?
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Hey here's your stupid penciI!
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[ CHILDREN CHATTERING ]
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Hey that big kid just pushed down
that IittIe red-haired girI.
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What a buIIy. She got up.
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But Iook
he's gonna push her down again.
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Oh why aren't I tough?
Why can't I rush over there and save her?
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Because I'd get sIaughtered that's why.
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I'm not tough. I'm not anything. I'm--
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I'II take care of him CharIie Brown.
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[ BLANKET SNAPS ]
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You can reIax CharIie Brown.
He won't bother her anymore.
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That's very comforting.
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I'm the friend of a hero.
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What are you writing Marcie?
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I'm sending a vaIentine to CharIes.
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You can't do that.
He'II think you Iike him.
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I do. I'm very fond of CharIes.
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Why don't you sign my name too?
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Oh sure. Hitch a ride on my vaIentine.
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Yes?
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I may or may not be sending you
a vaIentine CharIes...
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...so I need to know something.
Do you Iike me CharIes?
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Do I what?
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I waIk aII the way over here
to ask you a question...
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...and aII you can say is ''Do I what?''
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Forget it CharIes.
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Forget what?
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Got a Ietter in the maiI eh Chuck?
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''I know you Iike me
and in my own way I Iike you too.''
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I think it's from that IittIe red-haired girI.
She knows I Iike her and--
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That's not from any IittIe red-haired girI
Chuck.
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That Ietter is from me.
You Iike me Chuck.
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I do?
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Hi CharIes. Remember yesterday
when I went to your house?
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I waIked aII the way over
to ask you if you Iiked me.
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To do what?
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I can't stand it.
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Next week is VaIentine's Day.
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Are you going to give me a vaIentine?
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I never have. What makes you think
I'II give you one this year?
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Hope.
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Isn't this a beautifuI vaIentine?
It says ''I Iove you.''
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I think I'II give it
to the IittIe red-haired girI.
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She'II probabIy Iaugh right in your face.
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At Ieast I'd be near her.
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What do you think? This is a vaIentine
I bought the IittIe red-haired girI.
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I wanna go over to her house
and give it to her...
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...but I think I'd be too nervous to do it
without practice.
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I'II go outside and ring the doorbeII...
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...and you pretend
you're the IittIe red-haired girI okay?
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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CHARLIE:
l better practice how l'll give it to her.
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Here little red-haired girl
this is for you.
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lt's a valentine.
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This is a valentine
l made specially for you.
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Here little red-haired girl
this is a valentine l want you to have.
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Here little red-haired girl...
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...this is a valentine to show
how much l like you.
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Here this valentine is for you
sweet little red-haired girl.
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Here IittIe red-haired girI
this vaIentine is for you.
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And I hope you Iike it
as much as I Iike you and....
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[ SIGHS ]
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Hi CharIie Brown.
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Did you give that IittIe red-haired girI
your vaIentine?
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I couIdn't do it. I maiIed it anonymousIy.
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Hey sweet babboo
I brought you a vaIentine.
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LINUS:
I am not your sweet babboo.
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Does it have any monetary vaIue?
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I doubt it.
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Yes ma'am. I'd Iike to buy a box of candy
for a girI who doesn't know I exist.
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[ WOMAN MUMBLING ]
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No ma'am. Nothing too expensive.
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I'II never have the nerve
to give it to her anyway.
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I'm afraid if I give this box
to that IittIe red-haired girI...
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...she'II just Iaugh in my face.
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Maybe I can hide behind this tree...
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...and when she comes by
she'II take it out of my hand.
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Love makes you do strange things.
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I think tomorrow I'II just right out and teII
that IittIe red-haired girI that I Iove her.
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Then I'II give her a big hug.
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Then I'II go bungee jumping
from the moon.
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WouIdn't it be great if that
IittIe red-haired girI gave me a vaIentine?
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What if she came over to me
and handed me a big fancy vaIentine...
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...with Iace aII around the edges?
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What if she said to me ''Dearest CharIie
Brown won't you be my vaIentine?
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PIease? PIease? PIease?''
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I'd better go in. I think I'm cracking up.
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I've decided something.
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For VaIentine's Day this year
don't get me anything fancy...
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...Iike candy or fIowers.
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I'II settIe for a kiss on the nose
and a hug.
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Or a whoIe Iot Iess.
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See this vaIentine I made for Linus?
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On the inside I wrote
''To my sweet babboo.''
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He says he's not your sweet babboo.
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What does he know?
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These are vaIentines
for aII the boys at schooI that I Iike.
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And this is a very speciaI one
for my sweet babboo.
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Does your sweet babboo know who he is?
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Oh yes he knows who he is.
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Do you see my sweet babboo
standing there?
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He's hanging around the candy store
trying to decide...
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...what to get me for VaIentine's Day.
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It'II probabIy be a box of candy
shaped Iike a big heart.
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Or a big zero.
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Isn't he the cutest thing?
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Look it's the IittIe red-haired girI.
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Maybe I shouId invite her
to the VaIentine dance.
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Do me a favor. Go over and taIk to her.
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Say you know me.
Try to find out if she Iikes me.
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I'II hide here behind this trash can
and Iisten.
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LINUS:
Hi there. My name is Linus.
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I beIieve we have a friend in common.
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His name is CharIie Brown.
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He sits across the room from you
in schooI.
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No by the window
near the penciI sharpener.
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No in the Iast row.
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WeII kind of bIond I guess.
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No you're thinking of Mike.
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No not as taII.
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A shirt with sort of jagged stripes.
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No not John. John is a Iot bigger.
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Sort of a round face.
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Doesn't ring a beII huh?
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No Brown Iike in ''town.''
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Just doesn't ring a beII huh?
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I can't stand it. I just can't stand it.
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You're being ridicuIous CharIie Brown.
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I can't heIp it.
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I can't just go up to that IittIe
red-haired girI and taIk to her.
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She has a pretty face
and pretty faces make me nervous.
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How come my face
doesn't make you nervous huh?
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I notice you can taIk to me.
I have a pretty face.
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How come you can taIk to me?
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WeII why don't you invite her
to the VaIentine's dance?
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Just go ask her right now.
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I can't taIk to that IittIe red-haired girI
because she is something and I'm nothing.
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If I were something and she were nothing
I couId taIk to her.
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Or if she were something and I were
something then I couId aIso taIk to her.
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Or if she were nothing and I were nothing
then I couId aIso taIk to her.
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But she's something and I'm nothing
so I can't taIk to her.
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For a nothing CharIie Brown
you're reaIIy something.
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There's that pretty IittIe red-haired girI.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I wonder what wouId happen
if I waIked over to her desk...
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...put my arm around her
and gave her a big kiss? Wow!
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I've gotta stop thinking Iike that.
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GirIs Iike compIiments.
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If you want to impress
that IittIe red-haired girI...
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...say something nice to her.
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You Iook reaIIy cute today!
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[ CRASHING ]
233
00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:10,420
That reaIIy impressed her CharIie Brown.
234
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,060
She feII right out of her desk.
235
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,290
You've got to be more subtIe
CharIie Brown.
236
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:19,960
If I wink maybe she wiII notice me.
237
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,800
I'm not getting any distance.
238
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:26,040
[ TEACHER MUMBLING ]
239
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,680
Where are you going CharIie Brown?
240
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,510
The teacher wants me to see the nurse
about my eye.
241
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:34,280
She saw me winking
at the IittIe red-haired girI.
242
00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:37,250
She thinks something's wrong
with me eye.
243
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,320
Did you go to the eye doctor yesterday
CharIie Brown?
244
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:44,790
Yes. She said there's nothing wrong
with my eyes. They're fine.
245
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:48,260
Did she teII you to stop winking at girIs?
246
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:51,530
She said that's the first thing
they teach you in medicaI schooI.
247
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:58,870
-Yes?
-Can you cure IoneIiness?
248
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,840
For a nickeI I can cure anything.
249
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,640
Can you cure deep-down
bIack-bottom-of-the-weII...
250
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:10,850
...no-hope end-of-the-worId
what's-the-use IoneIiness?
251
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,860
For the same nickeI?!
252
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,300
I just had a terribIe thought.
253
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:25,030
What if the IittIe red-haired girI gives me
a vaIentine and she reaIIy Iikes me?
254
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,830
But what if it turns out that I don't Iike her
as much as I thought I was going to?
255
00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,810
How couId I teII her?
How couId I break up with her?
256
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,470
How couId I Ieave her?
257
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:38,110
You're worried about Ieaving someone
you haven't even met?
258
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:43,090
CharIie Brown you are hopeIess
compIeteIy hopeIess.
259
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:46,950
Maybe I couId Ieave her now
and meet her Iater.
260
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,590
Good grief.
261
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:54,190
The doctor is no Ionger in.
262
00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,900
Can I heIp you?
263
00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:02,300
I need a vaIentine
that wiII impress this girI I Iike.
264
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,480
Then you'II want
this super-potent vaIentine.
265
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,510
-Potent?
-It'II sweep her off her feet.
266
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,340
It'II knock her socks off.
267
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,820
-AII right. I'II take it.
-Good.
268
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:17,290
If you come around next Friday
you can pick it up.
269
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,720
Friday? Why can't I have it now?
270
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,950
It's too potent.
271
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,220
There's a five-day waiting period.
272
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,600
I wonder what I can do to make
that IittIe red-haired girI notice me?
273
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:38,440
Maybe if I waIk around the room a bit
I'II bet she notices me now.
274
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,770
[ PENCIL SHARPENER GRINDING ]
275
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:45,170
EspeciaIIy after I get my sIeeve caught
in the penciI sharpener.
276
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,550
If that IittIe red-haired girI sees me
standing here...
277
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,380
...with my sIeeve caught
in the penciI sharpener...
278
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,020
...she'II think I'm the dumbest person
in the worId.
279
00:15:55,500 --> 00:16:01,330
What I have to do is wriggIe out of my shirt
but stiII Iook reaI cooI.
280
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,670
Why do we have to stand in Iine
for everything?
281
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,040
-What's the hoId up?
-ProbabIy an overturned vehicIe.
282
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:15,580
-Push him out of there.
-What's taking so Iong?
283
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:19,150
CHARLIE:
I Iike a penciI with a fine point.
284
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:23,620
I don't think we shouId bother
with the vaIentine's box this year ma'am.
285
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:27,160
I don't think my sweet babboo
wouId give me a vaIentine anyway.
286
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,520
LINUS:
I am not your sweet babboo.
287
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:34,760
And how do you know I wouIdn't give you
a vaIentine if I were your sweet babboo?
288
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,930
Which I am not.
289
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,200
See the probIem ma'am?
290
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,200
[ TEACHER MUMBLING ]
291
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:49,410
Our teacher says we have to have
a vaIentine box. So here it is.
292
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,070
It's onIy for vaIentines.
293
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,980
The opening in the top is not Iarge enough
for boxes of candy.
294
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:58,120
If your sweet babboo wants to give you
a box of candy...
295
00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:00,260
...he'II have to give it to you eIsewhere.
296
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,220
LINUS:
I am not your sweet babboo...
297
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,590
...and you couIdn't get me
within a hundred miIes of eIsewhere.
298
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,790
AII right. At ease out there.
299
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:12,230
Our teacher has asked me to expIain
how this vaIentine thing wiII work.
300
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,900
Each student wiII drop his or her vaIentine
into this box.
301
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,480
PIease write aII names cIearIy.
302
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,340
And now we're down
to the Iast two vaIentines.
303
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:27,320
This one is for my sweet babboo
and this one for the cutest of the cute.
304
00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:31,120
WiII the persons to whom
these beautifuI vaIentines are addressed...
305
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,760
...pIease step forward?
306
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:35,990
LINUS:
I went home!
307
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:40,400
This is perfect.
308
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:46,640
I'II just Iie here in front of the maiIbox
and watch aII my vaIentines come in.
309
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:49,970
I'm surprised that no one eIse
has thought of doing this.
310
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,740
Get out of there.
311
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,880
How do you expect the maiIman
to deIiver vaIentines with you in there?
312
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,820
Sometimes I don't think
this was such a good idea.
313
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,590
FortunateIy nothing worse can happen.
314
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,790
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
315
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,490
[ THUNDER CRACKING ]
316
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,300
WouIdn't it be something
if that IittIe red-haired girI...
317
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,570
...came over here and gave me a kiss?
318
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:24,300
I'd say ''Thank you. What was that for?''
319
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,040
And wouIdn't it be something if she said
''Because I've aIways Ioved you''?
320
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,820
Then I'd give her a big hug
and she'd kiss me again.
321
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,540
WouIdn't that be something?
322
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:38,680
And wouIdn't it be something if it turned
out that french fries were good for you?
323
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,020
She's handing vaIentines out
to aII her friends.
324
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,220
She's handing them out one by one.
325
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,460
She's handing them out.
She's stiII handing them out.
326
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,370
Now she's aII done.
That was the Iast one.
327
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,800
Now she's waIking away.
328
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,510
Happy VaIentine's Day.
329
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,540
Don't give up CharIie Brown.
330
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,180
Why don't you get her phone number
and caII her...
331
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,580
...and invite her
to the VaIentine's dance?
332
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,310
I'm afraid she'd hang up on my face.
333
00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:12,510
That's the beauty of caIIing her
on the phone.
334
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:15,220
One ear is not a whoIe face.
335
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,460
Thank you ma'am. There I did it.
336
00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:24,530
[ OPERATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
337
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,700
HeIIo Information?
338
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:30,670
Yes. I'd Iike to taIk
to a certain IittIe red-haired girI.
339
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,180
No I aIready have her number.
340
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,680
I was hoping you couId teII me
something eIse.
341
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,250
What do I say
when she answers the phone?
342
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,940
[ OPERATOR MUTTERING ANGRILY ]
343
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:43,750
CaII her CharIie Brown.
344
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,520
[ PHONE RINGING ]
345
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,290
HeIIo? This is Marcie speaking.
346
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:57,030
Good grief I diaIed the wrong number.
347
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,700
Is that you CharIes?
It sounds Iike your voice.
348
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,070
If it is how have you been?
349
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,900
If it isn't
what do I care how you've been?
350
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:10,510
I'II bet you diaIed my number by mistake
didn't you CharIes?
351
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,810
I'II bet you meant to caII
Peppermint Patty.
352
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:17,790
She just happens to be right here
beside me. I'II put her on.
353
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,020
No no. Wait wait. I....
354
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:21,420
PATTY:
Hi Chuck.
355
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,650
Finally got up the nerve to call me eh?
356
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:28,000
I bet you caIIed to invite me
to your VaIentine dance.
357
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,070
WeII I accept.
358
00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,700
[ MEN SHOUTING ON TV ]
359
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,540
Where are you going big brother?
360
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:40,650
WeII I finaIIy got up the nerve to caII
that IittIe red-haired girI...
361
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:44,540
...but I caIIed Marcie by mistake
and got a date with Peppermint Patty.
362
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,750
I think you're too wishy-washy
big brother.
363
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,390
It's not a Iost art.
364
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,960
I'm feeding you earIy
because I'm going to a dance tonight.
365
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,590
I'm hoping I get to dance
with the IittIe red-haired girI.
366
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,890
I didn't know you were coming aIong.
367
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:05,830
Who invited you? How wiII I get you in?
368
00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:07,500
[ SNOOPY LAUGHS ]
369
00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:10,810
HoId it right there dude. This is a dance.
370
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:12,740
The dog can't come in.
371
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:14,400
There was a misunderstanding.
372
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,480
This IittIe kid here thought
it was gonna be a costume baII...
373
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,450
...so he wore a dog suit.
374
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:23,210
Okay. Go on in. Have a great time.
375
00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:28,990
Hi CharIie Brown.
WeIcome to the dance. Everyone is here.
376
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,820
I hope we're not too Iate.
377
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,060
See there she is CharIie Brown.
378
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:38,800
There's the IittIe red-haired girI
just waiting for you to ask her to dance.
379
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:43,270
I wish I were sophisticated
Iike guys you read about in stories.
380
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,170
[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]
381
00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,570
Wow!
382
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:51,110
It's now or never CharIie Brown.
383
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,050
I can't beIieve I'm doing this.
384
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,520
I'm waIking toward
the IittIe red-haired girI.
385
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,380
I'm going to ask her to dance.
386
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,990
I'm getting cIoser. I'm aImost there. I'm--
387
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,560
Come on CharIes.
388
00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:05,750
PATTY:
Hey Chuck we've been Iooking for you.
389
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,560
CHARLIE:
Good grief.
390
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,730
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS ]
391
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,040
CharIie Brown quick.
It's the Iast dance. You've got to--
392
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:26,620
Oh no. She's taken.
393
00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:28,010
Good grief.
394
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,590
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS ]
395
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:40,990
[ ALL COUGHING ]
396
00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:45,800
The VaIentine dance wasn't very romantic
Chuck.
397
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:48,440
And I saved you the waItz CharIes.
398
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:53,210
How about the Iimo Chuck?
We never saw a Iimo either.
399
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:56,410
And how come you feII down
during the dance?
400
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,810
Don't invite us to any more dances
Chuck.
401
00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:03,820
Many a heart is broken after the baII.
402
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,850
I know that you didn't send me
a vaIentine this year.
403
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:12,020
I have the feeIing
that it was not an oversight.
404
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,600
I have the feeIing that it was deIiberate.
405
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:18,600
However if I am wrong
and it was mereIy an oversight...
406
00:23:18,770 --> 00:23:21,600
...or if the vaIentine
that spoke so eIoquentIy...
407
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:23,870
...of your Iove for me
was Iost in the maiI...
408
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,410
...then I want to express my appreciation
for the thought.
409
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:32,680
It was not an oversight.
It did not get Iost in the maiI.
410
00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:35,620
I see.
411
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,350
WeII you know the oId saying.
412
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,890
What oId saying?
413
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,360
Rats.
414
00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,460
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
415
00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:47,130
I've come to see my sweet babboo.
416
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,060
LINUS:
I am not your sweet babboo.
417
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,640
I just wanna thank him for the vaIentine.
418
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:55,930
I never sent her a vaIentine.
419
00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:58,580
Don't you know sarcasm
when you hear it?
420
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,880
I dreamed about that IittIe red-haired girI
again Iast night.
421
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:05,780
If I couId have had
just one dance with her.
422
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:09,650
Now I'II be thinking about her aII day
and be depressed.
423
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,920
I think I know how you feeI
CharIie Brown.
424
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:16,120
You'd Iike to cry but you're too macho.
425
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,260
I am?
426
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:22,000
[ WHEELS SQUEAKING ]
427
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:23,930
[ SNOOPY LAUGHS ]
428
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,010
Happy VaIentine's Day CharIie Brown.
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