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I hired Spyder, man.

Listen, did you tell Eddie?
Eddie's the head of the design department.

- Mr. Kraft.
- The Artistic Director.

He liked it.
We're in the reading series.

Jasmine, why don't you share your
vision for your marriage in 10 years?

I'm thinking
about buying a house

in hopes that Jasmine will want
to come live in it with me.

- She's 16 years old.
- She's having sex.

There's nothing
I can do about it.

It's when
they're pushing you away.

It's when they're telling
you they know better,

that's when
you have to show up.

Now, I'm afraid it's too late.

Hello?

Hey, Dad,
it's me again.

She's still in surgery.
We don't really know anything, but...

I guess, just call me back
whenever you get this. Bye.

Hey, we brought you these.

Hey.
Hey.

Here you go.
Thanks.

You should try to
eat something if you can.

I know this is the hard part.
The waiting, not knowing what's going to happen.

Just think positive. She'll pull through.
She's a strong girl.

Thanks.

Mmm-hmm.

Damn, he's good in a crisis.

He's great.

Haddie looks
so different.

What do you mean, different?

Just grown up.
She's beautiful.

Oh, thanks for coming.

Hey.

How are you?
Thanks for coming.

I want to eat.

All right, let's see
what they have here.

No, Dad, you said that
we could go to get pancakes

and now I've been here
for an hour and a half.

Look at this.
And I want to go.

Get a Danish.
No, I don't want a Danish.

Max, take it easy.

This is one of those times where
you have to be patient, okay?

We're here for Amber and Drew.

No. You said that Amber
wasn't going to die, right?

So if Amber's not
going to die, then...

Even if she was going to die, we're not doctors.
We can't do anything to help.

Max, we've talked
about this.

Sitting here right now
isn't helping.

This is one of these
things we talked about.

This is what it means to be a family.
I'm hungry.

We have to be there
for each other.

Right now we're here for Amber.

No, Dad, I don't care
about Amber right now!

I'm hungry and
I want to eat now!

- Hey, Max!
- Have a seat, okay?

Get a frigging Danish, okay?

Shut up, Grandpa!

Max. ZEEK: Don't
tell me to shut up.

- I'm so sorry.
- Let's take a break.

Dad, I want food.

Give him a break, okay? Don't...
Please don't hit me.

Stop it, Max.
Stop it.

Out.

Mrs. Braverman.

She's a very, very lucky girl.

She has a small
injury to her spleen.

No internal damage.
A broken rib and a cracked wrist.

Okay. Can we see her?

She's sedated.
She's not conscious.

I don't care.

Yeah. Come on in.

She's okay. She's okay.

Hi, honey. Hi, honey.

We're here, honey.

You're okay.

Honey.

Honey. It's Mom.

It's Mom and Drew.
You're okay.

Just try not to breathe
too deep, okay?

What?

Honey, you were in an
accident, but you're okay.

What's happening?
Just breathe real easy.

Just fine.
You're going to be just fine.

Your friend is completely fine.

It's going to hurt.

Yeah. My eye.

I need you to get the nurse.

We're going to get you
something for the pain, honey,

but everything is okay.
You hear me?

How... You're a lucky girl, honey.
You're a lucky girl.

I made you an appointment.

Excuse me? For what?

The gynecologist.

Okay.
You're having sex.

You know you have
to get checked.

You need a pap smear.

You need to get...
Yep.

Birth control. You have
to get checked for things.

Stop, Mom.
Just stop right now.

Just like...
I'll do it, but I don't...

I'm just saying.
We don't have to talk about it right now.

I love her, Joel.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye.
Bye.

Good to see you.
Good to see you, too.

Bye.

Hey. Jasmine.

Thanks for being
here with my family.

Oh, of course.
I love your family.

Listen, I...
I bought a house.

Congratulations.
No, no. For you.

For me?

I sold the houseboat
and I sold my motorcycle.

And Joel and I have been
working really hard on it

and I think it's going to
turn out really beautiful.

Crosby, you can't buy your
way out of what you did.

No, I'm not trying to buy
my way out of anything.

I'm trying to
give you your dream.

Just let me go.

I wasn't even
going to tell you,

especially not here, in the
parking lot of a hospital.

But, you know, I saw you
inside and I just felt like...

I don't know.

Just, could you just...
Could you come look at it?

Could you come over and look...

We've been using your drawing
as, like the blueprint

and I think we're doing
a pretty good job.

We're getting there.

I mean, we don't have
the pot of gold yet

and you're not in it, but you
know, I think it's a start.

I don't know.

All right, hey, that's enough.

Listen, Max, I want to

talk to you about what happened
before at the hospital.

I'm eating.

The thing is, Max,
we're part of a family.

And if something happens
to somebody in the family,

like what happened to Amber,
we want to be there for them.

It doesn't matter how hungry we are
or how tired we are, we want to

show up for the person
that's having trouble.

You know, family's the most
important thing in our lives.

Mmm-hmm.

So, I think because of some
of the things you said,

it would be nice if you
apologized to your Aunt Sarah.

I didn't do anything wrong.

You promised me that we could go to get
pancakes and then you kept making me wait.

Max, have you ever heard of the word empathy?
Do you know what that means?

Okay, well, it means that we think
about other peoples' feelings

when we do things.
Not just our own.

And this is something that you struggle
with because of your Asperger's.

So you're not
doing anything wrong.

I just want to help you
learn empathy.

And that's why I think it would
be a good idea to apologize

to Aunt Sarah for saying that
you didn't care about Amber.

Can I have more whipped cream?

Yeah.

All right. I might have to miss
the beginning of this meeting.

If I do, please
take extensive notes.

Yeah, I'll be there as soon as I can.
I just...

I am at the hospital.
Oh, God, help me!

Okay. Thank you.

Julia?
Hi.

Sydney's mom.
Yeah.

I was Sydney's
teacher last year.

Oh, my God. Miss Woo.

You can call me Grace.

Hi. You're pregnant.

Oh, you think? Oh, God, Julia, this
baby needs to come out of me now!

Okay, we're going to get you...

I need your help.

We're going to get
you to a nurse, okay?

Okay. I know my damn husband is in trial and
there's no cell phones allowed in there.

I hate him. You know I just don't know
why I married him. I hate lawyers.

Excuse me, she's in labor.

Okay, who's your doctor?
I don't know!

Okay, we need a wheelchair.
Grace, breathe.

Breathe.
Is this your first?

Oh, yeah.
All by myself, you know.

All my family's back east because
this is two weeks early.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Wow. Well, you're
going to do great.

Stay with me.

What?
We should go.

Please.

Okay. I'm gonna
get you checked in, okay?

Oh, I love you.
You are wonderful.

You're just...
You'll get this thing out me, right?

Well, not me, personally, but yes.
Okay.

Hey.
Adam.

I need to talk to you.

Dude, you look like a wreck, man.
What happened?

Yeah, I was in the hospital
all night last night.

Listen.
Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's
going to be fine.

I just found out
that you fired Eddie

and you made Spyder the
head of the design team.

I did indeed.

Look, man, Spyder...
Spyder's a genius.

He's the future of
this company, okay?

I don't understand why you
wouldn't consult me about this.

Eddie has been working here for six years.
He's got two kids.

He's been doing a great job.

Did you even think
about him as a person?

I understand that he's got a family, okay?
But we're running a company.

The fact of the matter is, we don't need
Eddie in the direction we're moving.

I see.
You know...

He's not radical enough.
He's not cool enough.

He's not hip enough
or whatever.

I can see that you're angry.

Yeah, I'm angry.

Do you want me to be a part of running
this company with you or not?

I do.

You do? Because it doesn't
feel like you do.

It feels like I'm here to set things
up for you to knock them over.

That's what it feels like for me.
I'm here to be your patsy.

I'm old and you're new.

And everything that I do sucks

and you're just going to knock
it over and do something else.

That seems to be my role here.

So I'm just going to sit in my office
and see what happens next. Okay?

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

Mother freaking damn hell,
crap, bastard. I hate him.

I hate my husband.
I hate him so much!

How can that son of a bitch
be at trial right now?

He's never at trial!
I am with child.

Hey, Grace.

Oh, you're doing amazing.

Oh, God, I'm not prepared.

I didn't pack a car seat
for the baby.

How am I supposed
to take the baby home?

You're going to be okay.
We'll figure it out, okay?

Contractions look great, Grace.
I think it's time to push.

Um, I'll take
that epidural now.

Too late.
What?

Too late.

Okay, Grace, don't worry.

You're going through hell

and then you're going to have
a beautiful, amazing baby.

You're the most wonderful person
I've ever met in my life.

I thought
you were such a bitch.

I thought you were a bitch.

I want a big push
on one, two, three.

I need drugs!

Brought you some
milk and cookies.

Well, it's tea.
Think I don't know who I'm dealing with?

How are you feeling?

Tired and sore.

And I can't do this
puzzle with my hand.

You know, honey, Gary's getting
a DUI, and, um, it's pretty...

Serious.

Okay.

How do you feel?

Obviously, not great.
I mean, look at me. It's...

Well, what were you
thinking? I mean...

It was an accident, you know.

But Amber, this is an accident
that you asked for in a way.

Well, I wasn't driving, okay?

And I obviously got
really messed up, so...

You weren't driving, but you got in
the car with someone who was clearly,

I mean, his blood-alcohol
is through the roof.

I didn't know.
I thought he was fine.

Do you understand that...
That...

I think
I've been attacked enough.

I don't need you to...

I'm not attacking you. I'm afraid.
I don't understand if you...

Mom, she's obviously
not even listening.

What the hell is
your problem now?

What's my...
Look at you.

I mean, do you have any idea
what you put us through?

What if you had died?

I get it. What else do
you want me to say? God!

It doesn't seem like you get it.
I don't want to talk about it.

I get it.

Okay?

All right.

Oh, hey, honey?

Yeah?
Um, I made an appointment

for Max to get fitted
for a new retainer.

New retainer?
What happened to the old one?

I told you he lost it.
Remember? No.

Yeah.
You said you couldn't find it.

Meaning that,
you were going to.

No, that means we lost it.

Kristina, those things
are expensive. Like $500.

I agree they're... $700.

I don't understand
how a son like ours

who can remember
the most meaningless facts

can't remember
where he put his retainer.

I know it's frustrating,
but it happens, okay?

Well, you just give me some time
and I'm going to find it. Okay?

I've already looked.
I said I'm going to find it.

I'm going to find it.
Okay.

Well, good luck with that.
I've looked everywhere.

Also,

I took Haddie
to the gynecologist.

Great.

She's officially on the pill.

She's on the pill.

All right, well, he still
needs to wear a condom.

I agree. All right?
You need to tell her that.

I'll tell her.
Because I know how guys think.

He's thinking that she's on the pill,
so he doesn't have to wear a condom.

Honey, I know. It's weird.

Would you like any more?

Yes, please.

Oh, would you like a cupcake?

Yes.
I would love a cupcake.

That one does not match,
but this one does.

That matches?
That matches the tea.

It matches the tea, well.

That's what's what I want.
That's a no-brainer.

And anything else?
Extra lumps or anything?

Extra lumps?
Yes, thank you.

Yeah. Just like five lumps.

Oh, this is actually sugar.
I can't use that.

Okay.
Yeah, no sugar. Just lumps.

I'll be right back.
Great.

So, anyway, yeah,
it ended up being fine

but it was too late
to get her an epidural

and she was screaming
hysterically.

I mean, it was...
She was in so much pain.

I forgot the reality
of giving birth.

Actually I'm just glad that I don't
have to go through that again.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

It's great that you
were there for her.

Wow, thanks.

We have such
an amazing life, Joel.

The three of us.

Don't need anything else.

Very happy.

Well, here I come.

Hello.
Hello.

All right, um,

suddenly Hannah's family materializes,
surrounding her on the couch.

The couch opens out into a bed.

- Really? Awesome.
- Oh, jeez.

My God.

Dad? Honey, you really ought
to think this thing through.

He's a mailman.

Hey, guys in uniform are cute.

What are you doing here?

Trying to keep you from
making a terrible mistake.

Why is there
nothing in the fridge?

Don't mailmen eat?

Hannah, you're throwing
your life away.

Paul, don't come down
so hard on her.

Me?
Like we talked about. Yeah.

Gill? Why don't we get
through the play once

without any interruptions?

Yes. It's the only way we'll
get a sense of the whole.

Hannah, you're throwing
your life away.

I'm lonely, okay?
You don't have to be such a snob.

Okay, if you go through with
this, I officially give up.

I mean it, Hannah.
It's over.

You judging me is over?

Can't you see that everything
I do is only trying to help,

but you never seem to get that.

I work so hard and you continue to
throw your life down the toilet.

Paul, I'm so sorry.
I just want to...

I don't want you to get
stuck doing it this way.

'Cause I... Let me
see if I can explain.

You know this
is a reading, right?

I understand, but... Let's just take five.
Let's just take five.

I'm just trying
to get it right.

I appreciate the opportunity, Gill,
I really do, but life is too short.

I... Why are actors
so sensitive?

I'm not being sensitive.

I'm just trying to get
it the way it should be.

Sorry. Your play's not good
enough for me to put up with you.

And be quiet.

And I think...

Okay, I'm taking five.
I take five.

Are we done?

Sarah. Sarah. Please.
I just need a minute, Dad.

Hold up. Baby.

Sarah, honey, look, really...

I really think you got
to let the actors

go through it a couple of
times, before you start...

Dad, I'm completely, you
know, I'm like numb inside.

I don't even know...

I keep thinking of
what could have happened

and you know,
I could have lost her.

I don't think she learned
anything from that accident.

And I just...
I'm terrified.

I'm terrified.

Hey.

You show her the place?

Uh, yeah.
She hasn't come over.

Thanks for
letting me come over.

You said it was urgent.

Um...

I just want to say sorry.

I'm sorry we fought over dishes

and I'm sorry I had an affair.

I'm sorry I did that
to you and our son.

I love you and I'm always
going to be there for Jabbar.

And I wish there was something I could
do to make everything right, you know?

Say something magical
or buy you a house,

but it's not going to work.

And I don't want you
to feel weird around me.

I screwed up.
It's all me.

And I want you to feel free
to move on with your life.

I'm going to
pursue you anymore.

Um...

That's it.

Will you put your book down and
give me your attention, Max?

Did you know that
there are scorpions

that can survive on only
one meal for the whole year?

No, I did not know that.

Now, listen. Right now, we're not
going to talk about bugs, okay?

We're going to figure out
where your retainer is.

It's lost.
I know it's lost, Max,

but it hasn't
disappeared forever, right?

Now let's use that
good memory of yours. Max.

Dad, hey!

I just need you
to shift your focus.

Dad, that's not where it goes.

We'll get it in a minute.
I need you to just focus, okay?

I already talked
about this with Mom.

I know you talked
about it with your mother,

but now you're going
to talk about it with me.

Where's the last place
you saw your retainer?

If I knew that, then I'd know
where it was and we'd find it.

Yes, Max.
That's a very good point.

Let's think of all the places you were
the day you lost it. We'll make a list.

We'll do it together, all right?
Let me grab a pen. Max.

All right. I'll tell you what,
you can have your book.

No, dad, that pen's not for writing,
that pen is for coloring.

Max, I'll put it right back.
That's not...

You were in your room,

you were in the kitchen.
Can't you just buy another one?

No, we can't.
They're $700, Max.

That's expensive.
Go to the ATM!

You can't just go to
an ATM and get money!

Max, let go.

Max, I want you to sit down right now.
Max, sit down!

Are you mad at me because
I have Asperger's?

No, Max. I'm not mad at you
because you have Asperger's.

Never.

So, what's this all about?

I want you to see something.

Recognize it?

Yeah, it's the car.

It's Gary's car.
Mmm-hmm.

Come here, take a look.

You looking?

Yeah, I see it.

Amber.

You know, I was
two years in Vietnam.

Do you know
what I thought about?

What I dreamt about?

It was coming home.

And having a family.

Having grandkids.

I dreamt you, Amber.

And Haddie and Drew.

And Sydney, Jabbar and Max.

And we almost lost you, Amber.

I know, you've
had some bad breaks,

not feeling
good about yourself.

You didn't get into Berkeley.

Well, boo-friggin-hoo.

You've got to suck it up, girl.

You're a Braverman.

You've got my blood
in your veins.

If you ever do something
like this again,

you even think about doing
something like this,

I will personally
kick your little butt

all the way from here
to the Golden Gate Bridge.

You do not have

my permission to
mess with my dreams.

Are we clear?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Good.

I'll buy you a burger.

Hey.

Uh, listen, Cory,
I just wanted to

clear the air.

Sorry for losing it.

I had no right to do that.

I had a late night,
I was at the hospital.

Look, the truth is,

no matter what I feel about Eddie, this is
your company, you have every right to hire

and fire whoever you want
without consulting me.

I just wish you would.

I was out of line,
so I'm sorry.

You're not happy here, Adam.

What?
At this job.

Are you?
I'm fine, fine.

I feel like

anytime I do something,

choose a new direction,

express myself,

I feel like you're
just judging me,

as opposed to joining me.

I'm not.
And that really hurts, man.

Truth be told, it makes
it really hard for me.

I really respect you,

and the work that you do.
Thank you.

But I just don't think
this is a good fit for you.

Are you firing me?

I'm letting you go.
Oh.

I'm really
sorry, man.

It's kind of cold in here.

There's Aunt Sarah.

There's Aunt Sarah!

Hi!

Sarah!

So good to see you.
I'm really nervous.

I'm not nervous.
Okay, good.

Relax,
it's going to be awesome.

Just don't lie
if you don't like it, okay?

Just don't lie?

Hey.
Hey.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

For being so stupid.

Do you think that you could please
forgive me now and be my friend because

I don't like anybody else.

Yeah, I think I can

be your friend.

Thank you.

I feel better already.

Is it
sold out though?

No, no, but it's full.

I have to go check
my seating chart.

I'll see you in the house.

Oh, okay.

I'm glad you're here.

A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Max, no. I don't.

Haddie, honey, do you have
your cell phone with you?

- No, I forgot it.
- Dad is so late.

Hey. How are you guys?

Hi. How was work?

Uh, it was quite a day.

Got your favorite candy.

Oh, banana.

All right, let's just go in.

- Come on, guys.
- Thank you, Alex.

- Let's go.
- No problem.

Yeah, um, Mr. Braverman. Yeah?

Hey, um...

I just wanted to
let you know that

I love your daughter.

And I will always respect her.

Anything else?

Nope. I guess that's it.

Wear a condom.

Yes, sir.

What happened?

That's what I'm hoping
for, so thank you.

Congratulations.

Aunt Sarah.

Hi.
Hey, Sarah.

I'm really sorry for what
I said at the hospital.

I have Asperger's.

That's okay, Max.

Thanks.

And I'm also really glad
that Amber didn't die.

And also if she did, you would
have had to go to a funeral

and would probably be
too sad to come here today.

And we wouldn't be here.

That's really true.

You know, Max, this is a big night
for me and I'm really nervous.

Would you mind
sitting next to me?

Sure.
Awesome.

Okay. Our seats are
B-107 and B-108.

Can you remember that?
Sure.

Who am I asking?
Of course.

Okay, I'll see you.
Break a leg.

Yeah, break a leg.

Why would you say that?

If she broke a leg, she...

It's just an expression, Max.

But that's a terrible
theater expression!

Oh! Hey!
It's full.

Sarah?
Yeah?

I just wanted to apologize
about the rehearsal earlier.

Yeah, no, me, too.

Thanks, I... I have a lot going on.
Thanks for coming back.

I just want to say that
these words are incredible.

Okay? And I'm going to do everything
I can to do them justice.

God! Thanks, Paul. Wow.

Okay, thanks.

Let's break a leg
tonight, okay? Sure.

You're the best.
Thank you.

You guys love to hug.
Actors love to hug.

We're going to knock them dead.

Okay, good job. Okay.

It's a privilege.
Thank you.

Are you nervous?
Yeah.

Don't worry about
a thing, honey.

Zeek Braverman's playing Barry.

Go get them, Dad.

Wow.

Everyone's so nice.
I don't know what happened.

I told them your daughter died.

What?

You know, the couch opens
out into a bed. Really?

Well, I guess it doesn't
open out on its own.

You know
you're really cool.

Thank you.

I've been delivering
packages for six years

and I've never hooked up with anybody
who's answered the door, you know.

Wow, thank you.

How about we just don't talk?

Not talking
would just be so great.

Right on.
So you want to do it?

Totally.
Yeah.

Ah, jeez.

Dad?

The guy playing dad doesn't
look anything like dad.

Think this through, sweetheart.

He's a mailman.

Hey, guys in uniform are cute.

What are you
doing here?

Trying to keep you
from making a terrible mistake.

It's not the first one, either.

This is so none of your business.
God, just get out of here.

Happy to.
This is grossing me out.

Good job, Grandpa!

- You ready, cutie?
- No!

Huh?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes. I mean yes.

That's all it takes?
"You ready?"

Good God, we raised
you better than that.

You know,
I'm lonely, okay?

You don't have
to be such a snob.

Hey, hey,
I'm lonely too, baby.

Hey, sweetie,
are you okay?

I'm fine, go in, go back in.
I'll be right there.

What's the matter?
You feel okay?

I'm fine. I'm just
feeling emotional.

What's the matter?

I'm sorry about everything.

I'm sorry that
I put you through that.

And I love you.

I promise
I'll be safe and smart.

That's all I was I worried about,
that's all I was worried about.

I'm sorry, I'm so scared.

And just looking at everybody here and
thinking that I couldn't see them again.

I know.

And I couldn't be here and see your play.
Look what you did.

There's people and they love it
and I am so proud of you and

you say you don't want
me to be like you, but

I want to be like this.

This is amazing
what you've done.

Come here.
I don't know where to hug you

because I don't
want to hurt your...

I'm so proud of you.
I love you.

Oh, honey.
Thank you for telling me that.

I love you, too.

I was so worried
about you, you know?

I know. I'm sorry.

I'm so glad you're okay.

Okay, I don't want
to miss the ending.

So, I'm going to go back in.

Really?

You want to go to the
bathroom or something?

No, I look great.

So, Colby, you still
going out with the stripper?

Okay, all right,
she's not a stripper.

She does burlesque,
there's a difference.

He looks so much like you,
without my glasses.

You have a low opinion of me.

I don't think this tree
house can hold us all.

Oh, come on.
Dad built it.

You just made my point.

He just has the same haircut.

No, you have better hair.

It's a beautiful day
today for baseball, folks.

We've got the home team returning
from a six-game road trip.

You know, the first time I ever saw your
mother, we were at a baseball game.

Yeah, I know, Dad.

- Yeah. I know you know.
- I know I told you before.

I want to talk about your mother.
I mean, so sue me.

I love you, Dad.

Yeah, yeah.

Author! Author!

Way to go.

That's a big smile.

Wonder what
he's dreaming about?

Yeah, baby things.

Cute little baby things.

Oh, my God.

Hi, I didn't want to
interrupt family time.

Get in here.
Honey, this is Julia.

She's the one who did your job.

Thank you so much.
You're like a rock star around here.

No problem.

Well, I came to bring you this.
I don't need it anymore.

Yeah, I told her we didn't have a
car seat, because I was insane.

You're officially
my hero. Thank you.

Sure.

So this is Christopher.

Oh, my God.

He's my little angel.

Hi. Is that for me?
That little smile?

Do you want to hold him?

Okay.

Want to go meet Julia?
You want to go meet Julia?

Oh, hi, buddy.

Oh, hey. Hey, there.

Oh, your mommy's so lucky.

Look at you.

She's so lucky.

He's really beautiful.

I forgot what this was like.

Hi, hot stuff.

Hey.

Hi.

How are you?

What are you doing up so late?

Just, um...

Just reading.

Listen, Kristina, I have
something to tell you.

Okay, I have something
to tell you, too.

You go first.
Go ahead.

No.

You go first.

What?

I got fired.

You got...

Yeah, I lost it on Cory
and he fired me.

Today?
Today.

I just couldn't tell you.

Who cares. You know what?
I don't like him anyway.

And you don't
like it there, so...

It'll be all right.
We've got some savings.

I know.
And I can get a job.

Honey. Adam.
Listen. Stop.

It's going to be okay.

You've never let this
family down, okay?

We're going to be fine.
We can get through this together.

Okay?

What'd you want to tell me?

I found an orthodontist

that can make Max's retainer
for $400 instead of...

Kristina, now is
not the time, Kristina.

I told you I would find it
and I'm going to find it.

I haven't gone through
the trash yet.

Damn it, I'm going
to find that retainer.

I know you're upset.

No, don't tell me.
Let me guess.

We are a bride in
search of a wedding.

There is a wedding.

Hey.
Hey.

Um...

Try it again.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

How was the hospital?

I'm not done.

I want another baby.

I want to adopt.

Will you?

Kristina, I am
going to kill him.

Honey, I'm sorry
about the retainer.

That little son of a bitch looked
me in the eye earlier tonight

and promised me that
he would use a condom!

What are you talking...
Apparently,

he was lying to me...
Oh!

Because he knocked up
our daughter.

Okay, hey, wait.
Look what I found in the trash!

Not fair.
You know what, honey?

God! He didn't do
anything, he didn't do...

Why can't anything go right?

Why can't a single thing
go right around here?

Why do I have
to deal with this?

Calm down.
Calm down.

Everything's okay.
What?

How can I calm down?
It's me.

Our 16-year-old daughter is pregnant.
It's me.

What?

It's me.

Adam, I'm pregnant.

I am so sorry, I...

How did that happen?

That night after the Mexican
restaurant, I'm thinking.

Kristina.

We had all those margaritas.

I've just lost my job!

Honey, I know.
Oh, my God.

I'll get a job.
I'll just, I'll do something. I don't...

Come here, come here.

Why are you laughing?

I don't know.
This is ridiculous!

I know. You're not...
Are you mad?

I don't know what I am.

Well, I mean, I'll raise it.

You'll raise it?

I found my retainer!

Dad, it was in
Guacamole's cage!

I'm awesome!

I'm totally, totally awesome!

Okay, I don't know.
Come here, come here.

You're not mad?
I'm not mad, honey.

Okay.
I'm freaked out.

But I'm not mad.
I'm real, real scared.

But I'm happy.

You happy?
Yeah.

Yeah.
Okay.

I'm happy.

Okay. We're having a baby.