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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Funding is gone.

If we can't get funded, we lose our

discovery.

And another team comes in and gets the

research done.

And claims credit for three years of our

hard work.

Three years of blood, sweat, and tears.

Digging, scraping, scoring our flesh on this miserable

ground.

Getting eaten alive by mosquitoes and leeches will

have been for nothing.

For absolutely nothing.

We won't even get one sentence published.

Not even in the funny pages.

No one will publish our work.

That sucks.

Now I really need some sex.

You're going to have visitors in a few

moments.

What are you talking about?

We're done.

We're out of here.

I guided a surfer to you.

A surfer?

What is a surfer going to do for

us?

He has money.

Is he willing to give it up?

He's looking for a perfect wave.

Phillip here.

You better talk fast, April, because we've got

about two minutes left on our prepaid plans

for these satellite phones.

What?

A surfer?

What the hell are you talking about?

Look, I won't discount your effort, but I'm

going to keep packing.

Goodbye, April.

So we give them a little girl-girl

show.

Our guys love that.

It's stupid.

It's like a card game.

Exactly.

We had the frat boys in tears.

They could look, but no touchy.

Oh, come on.

It'll work.

A peep show is worth $100,000.

Okay, so we give them free peep shows

for life.

We use mud, oil.

You know, guys like that.

The dirty blondes live again, just like the

old days.

What are the rules?

Bill, you scared me to death.

Now, you weren't just about to touch that,

were you?

No, I wasn't about to touch it.

Maybe.

Ooh, I'm surprised.

You know the rules better than I do.

It's just so odd.

It's like I couldn't resist.

Yeah, Mr. Jenkins was pretty excited about this

one.

He said it was priceless.

A real find.

You know where they found it?

Um...

eBay?

Silly.

They found it in Africa.

They have eBay in Africa?

This is an ancient Zulu piece.

It was found in hidden cash in an

old witch doctor's hut.

You know more stuff than I do.

I just know it's going to be worth

a lot.

Oh, it's priceless already.

Did you ever take an interest in history?

I got a D in history.

Well, you might learn a thing or two

if you take a closer look at things.

Stuff like this just seems like old trinkets.

Well, if we take one of your earrings

and bury it in the ground for a

few thousand years, it'd be priceless too.

Well, that's my point.

What's so special about my earrings?

Well, look at this.

This is masterwork.

These carvings were probably done with bone tools.

A lot of naked people is what this

looks like.

This is a tribal master showing how to

follow the energy in order to achieve better...

You know, better...

Better what?

You know, better...

Better orgasm?

Yeah, that.

This sculpture is like a better book on

sex?

Kind of.

This is showing the five elements of better,

you know...

Well, no wonder Mr. Jenkins was so aroused

by this.

This is a very important find.

I'll say.

Now maybe his wife won't have to invest

in so many D-sized batteries anymore.

I didn't realize you knew so much about

the African sexual perfection.

So what else came in with this sculpture?

Um, just some traditional clothing and some personal

items.

Oh, really?

They're all from the same period?

Oh, no.

Mr. Jenkins said that those are only a

few hundred years old.

So where are they at?

Well, they're on the wall, but he's gonna

sell them.

Selling them?

Yeah.

He said they weren't worth all that much.

Except maybe to a collector.

Are you staying late again tonight?

Yeah, you don't mind, do you?

I mean, I like the quiet after the

museum closes.

Ah, be my guest.

It lets me actually sleep some.

Just make sure you wake me up before

you go, okay?

Thanks, Bill.

Oh.

Try to resist touching the tribal African sex

thing, okay?

Okay.

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You're welcome to stay as long as you

like.

I won't be staying here.

We love visitors.

Yeah, you must stay.

We've effectively proven that Native Americans have been

trading with the people of these islands for

2,000 years.

Do I look interested?

What are you interested in, Joe?

Waves.

Just waves?

Perfect waves.

Is that all?

Do you mean your silly little girl show?

Funny you should stumble upon that.

Bit of a tease, isn't it?

What do you mean?

What if I stumbled upon the perfect wave

and I couldn't hide it?

You could watch it all the time.

I can masturbate all the time, too, couldn't

I?

Besides, maybe there are better fish to catch.

And you have no interest in studies that

could preserve ancient cultures?

Ladies, my father was a great explorer who

was eaten by the primitive cultures.

I'm sorry.

Not as much as I.

Maybe it's not what you think.

It's exactly what I think.

You don't have to get angry about it.

Ladies, if you need money, go to the

bank.