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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Funding is gone.
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If we can't get funded, we lose our
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discovery.
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And another team comes in and gets the
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research done.
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And claims credit for three years of our
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hard work.
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Three years of blood, sweat, and tears.
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Digging, scraping, scoring our flesh on this miserable
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ground.
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Getting eaten alive by mosquitoes and leeches will
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have been for nothing.
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For absolutely nothing.
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We won't even get one sentence published.
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Not even in the funny pages.
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No one will publish our work.
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That sucks.
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Now I really need some sex.
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You're going to have visitors in a few
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moments.
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What are you talking about?
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We're done.
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We're out of here.
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I guided a surfer to you.
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A surfer?
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What is a surfer going to do for
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us?
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He has money.
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Is he willing to give it up?
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He's looking for a perfect wave.
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Phillip here.
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You better talk fast, April, because we've got
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about two minutes left on our prepaid plans
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for these satellite phones.
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What?
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A surfer?
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Look, I won't discount your effort, but I'm
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going to keep packing.
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Goodbye, April.
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So we give them a little girl-girl
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show.
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Our guys love that.
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It's stupid.
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It's like a card game.
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Exactly.
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We had the frat boys in tears.
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They could look, but no touchy.
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Oh, come on.
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It'll work.
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A peep show is worth $100,000.
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Okay, so we give them free peep shows
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for life.
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We use mud, oil.
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You know, guys like that.
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The dirty blondes live again, just like the
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old days.
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What are the rules?
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Bill, you scared me to death.
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Now, you weren't just about to touch that,
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were you?
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No, I wasn't about to touch it.
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Maybe.
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Ooh, I'm surprised.
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You know the rules better than I do.
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It's just so odd.
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It's like I couldn't resist.
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Yeah, Mr. Jenkins was pretty excited about this
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one.
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He said it was priceless.
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A real find.
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You know where they found it?
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Um...
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eBay?
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Silly.
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They found it in Africa.
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They have eBay in Africa?
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This is an ancient Zulu piece.
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It was found in hidden cash in an
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old witch doctor's hut.
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You know more stuff than I do.
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I just know it's going to be worth
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a lot.
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Oh, it's priceless already.
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Did you ever take an interest in history?
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I got a D in history.
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Well, you might learn a thing or two
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if you take a closer look at things.
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Stuff like this just seems like old trinkets.
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Well, if we take one of your earrings
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and bury it in the ground for a
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few thousand years, it'd be priceless too.
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Well, that's my point.
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What's so special about my earrings?
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Well, look at this.
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This is masterwork.
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These carvings were probably done with bone tools.
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A lot of naked people is what this
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looks like.
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This is a tribal master showing how to
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follow the energy in order to achieve better...
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You know, better...
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Better what?
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You know, better...
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Better orgasm?
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Yeah, that.
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This sculpture is like a better book on
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sex?
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Kind of.
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This is showing the five elements of better,
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you know...
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Well, no wonder Mr. Jenkins was so aroused
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by this.
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This is a very important find.
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I'll say.
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Now maybe his wife won't have to invest
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in so many D-sized batteries anymore.
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I didn't realize you knew so much about
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the African sexual perfection.
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So what else came in with this sculpture?
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Um, just some traditional clothing and some personal
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items.
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Oh, really?
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They're all from the same period?
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Oh, no.
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Mr. Jenkins said that those are only a
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few hundred years old.
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So where are they at?
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Well, they're on the wall, but he's gonna
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sell them.
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Selling them?
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Yeah.
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He said they weren't worth all that much.
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Except maybe to a collector.
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Are you staying late again tonight?
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Yeah, you don't mind, do you?
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I mean, I like the quiet after the
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museum closes.
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Ah, be my guest.
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It lets me actually sleep some.
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Just make sure you wake me up before
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you go, okay?
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Thanks, Bill.
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Oh.
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Try to resist touching the tribal African sex
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thing, okay?
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Okay.
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♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
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♪
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You're welcome to stay as long as you
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like.
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I won't be staying here.
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We love visitors.
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Yeah, you must stay.
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We've effectively proven that Native Americans have been
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trading with the people of these islands for
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2,000 years.
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Do I look interested?
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What are you interested in, Joe?
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Waves.
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Just waves?
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Perfect waves.
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Is that all?
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Do you mean your silly little girl show?
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Funny you should stumble upon that.
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Bit of a tease, isn't it?
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What do you mean?
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What if I stumbled upon the perfect wave
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and I couldn't hide it?
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You could watch it all the time.
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I can masturbate all the time, too, couldn't
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I?
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Besides, maybe there are better fish to catch.
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And you have no interest in studies that
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could preserve ancient cultures?
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Ladies, my father was a great explorer who
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was eaten by the primitive cultures.
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I'm sorry.
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Not as much as I.
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Maybe it's not what you think.
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It's exactly what I think.
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You don't have to get angry about it.
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Ladies, if you need money, go to the
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bank.
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