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Previously on I Kissed A Boy...

..after the secret kiss was
exposed...

There's only one person round this
table who'd do what you say,

and it's Justin. I'm so angry.
It was a joke.

..Justin and Alex got back on
track...

Do you want to kiss? Yeah.

..Adam explored more than
one new connection...

I had, like, an interest in you.
Yeah, I'd be open to it.

I just thought, "I'm just going to
go for it."

I think I do fancy you. Oh!

..which left Justin feeling
uneasy...

You haven't spoken to me once.
Like, I actually feel sick.

No, that's not OK.
..and Alex confused.

I'm just finding it really hard
to make decisions.

I am really interested in you,
there's no doubt about that.

But, at the cocktail party,

Dannii left the boys shaken
and stirred.

Wow!

I'm not here for cocktails.

Meet me for a Kiss-Off right now.

Game on, I guess.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

Oh, my God! Not a Kiss-Off right
now. I didn't expect that.

I'm so nervous.
It's my first Kiss-Off.

There's a lot of pressure.
I don't feel like I've finished

having conversations I wanted
to have today, and my head is

all over the place, and I don't know
who I'm going to choose.

Going into this Kiss-Off,
I just have to trust and believe

that Adam is interested
in getting to know me further,

and I'm hoping
that he saves his kiss for me.

Not having more time
has completely just thrown me.

I'm shitting myself.

I am so in the dark here.
Alex knows how I feel,

I have no idea how Alex feels.

Tonight, one way or another, I'm
going to get that answer.

Welcome to the Kiss-Off.

This is nerve-racking, honey.

I know this is a shock for you all.

Tonight you will reveal if you want
to stay with your current boy,

or if you want to kiss someone else.

The big question is,

does the boy you want to kiss
want to kiss you back?

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving
the Masseria.

First up, Ruben and Lars.

I'm confident
in who I want to kiss tonight.

We've built a really,
really strong connection in here,

and I don't think either
of us have eyes for anyone else.

And I know that my eyes are
all over him,

and my hands are as well.

Stand back-to-back and take a
minute.

Ruben is an absolutely incredible
human being,

and I just feel like every day spent
with him, it just feels so right.

If you want to stay with your boy,
then turn and kiss him.

But if you're saving your kiss
for a different boy,

then don't turn.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

That was a very nice smooch, there.

Yeah, it was. There were fireworks
going off in my head.

I was like, "Pew, pew, pew!"

How would you describe
your connection?

Yeah, it just keeps growing.

Lars is just such a special person,

and I feel so grateful
that I've met him in here.

You two start the love seat going.

Thank you, Dannii.

Next, Callum and Jordan.

Callum makes me feel really seen
and understood.

He's made my journey.

He's just Callum, isn't he?
I'm happy I'm with him.

You know the drill, boys.
Back-to-back.

Here we go.
There's definitely some feels here.

I feel like each Kiss-Off the feels
are getting, like a bit deeper.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

How is it progressing?
Is it getting spicy?

It's spicy. It's spicy. It's spicy.

It's so good to see you like this.

Not a man-eater any more, Dannii.
Oh! I've been tamed.

THEY LAUGH

Off you go. Thank you.

So cute.

Much better than my first Kiss-Off,
I'll tell you that.

Kiss-Offs are fun now.

Hugh and Jack S, please step
forward.

It's not been plain sailing.

There's been ups and downs
in our relationship,

so anything could really happen.

Are we on the same page?
Cos if you're not,

you can't even talk about it.
You're just going home.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

No, I'm playing.

Oh, my God!

drink that honey

Tell me, how's it going for you?

Jack is just one in a million,
to be honest.

And clearly,
he keeps me on my toes as well.

So it's never dull. This is going
in the right direction?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At your pace,

You can take it at your pace over
there.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye!

THEY CHEER

You got me.

Next up, Aron and Jas.

I feel affirmed in my decision,

and I feel pretty confident Jas
is going to do the same thing.

Go ahead.

Since the last Kiss-Off, we've,
like,

really leaned into one
another. Just got closer and closer.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

breathin'

Whoo!

So steamy!

Aron, give me one word about Jas.

Incredible. One word from you.
Beautiful.

Not only physically but, like,
just what's inside

and what makes Aron Aron.

So, so happy for you.

It's time to go over there,
get all snug on the love seat.

Next up, Jack D and Baraka.

I know that I'm acting on my
feelings

and I'm not overthinking things,

and I'm going in the right direction
for me.

If you want to stay with your boy,
then turn and kiss him,

but if you're saving your kiss
for somebody else, don't turn.

I know my decision I'm going
to make is the right one for me.

Reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

Argh. No.

Guys, what's happened?

We were just better being
more platonic friends.

Baraka, we need to know,
who are you saving your kiss for?

I'm saving my kiss for Adam.

We have a good joke and have,
like, similar senses of humour.

It's been very easy.

OK. Well, Baraka, we'll find out
later

if Adam wants to kiss you back.

But, for now, please step back to
the line.

See you later.

I'm not in control of
what Adam does.

I would love
for him to choose to kiss me.

OK, Jack,
we now need to hear from you.

I've decided, Dannii, that...

..I'm not going to be kissing any
boys tonight.

OK.

I've just not found that connection.

I've met the most amazing
people.

I love you all so much,

but it's my time to go.

I'll be grabbing Glasgow by
the balls when I get back.

ALL LAUGH

We will do proper goodbyes in a bit,
but for now,

can you please step back to
the line?

Of course. Thanks.

Right, Justin and Adam,
please step forward.

It hasn't been
an easy decision to make.

My brain is scrambled.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

OK.

Face me.

Tell me - what happened?

Didn't quite go beyond friendship.

I love his sass, but...

..I'm also quite sassy.

OK, Justin,
who have you saved your kiss for?

Alex. Alex.

I really debated with
the decision,

but I do think that there is
a strong connection there.

I feel, like, very vulnerable.

I have so many unanswered questions

and I have to make the most
important decision.

I'm rolling the dice tonight.

OK, Adam...

..we know Baraka has saved his kiss
for you.

Have you come to a decision?

I haven't saved my kiss for Baraka.

I am gutted, but I'm really happy
that I still chose to go

for the person I was
really interested in.

I saved my kiss for Alex.

Ah! Oh, God.

Oh!

Oh, God!

This is very uncomfortable.

You've both saved your kiss for
Alex.

Adam, talked me through it.

I'm shooting my shot.

I didn't exactly think we would be
in this situation.

I definitely didn't.

Justin and Adam,

I'm going to ask you to step back to
the line.

Oh, fuck.

The only thing now is to hear
from Alex.

I really don't want to be
the cause of someone leaving.

Either way, I'm going to upset
somebody that I care about so much,

so I am so nervous to make
a decision.

It's no secret
that I've been keeping

my decision close to my chest.

So with Justin, he is one of
the funniest people I've ever met.

He's also such a nice
and respectable guy.

With Adam, Adam's been the person

I felt most comfortable with from
the get-go.

It's hard to make the decision,
for sure.

Well, Alex, I'll make it simple
for you.

So, to be clear, the boy that you
choose

will be staying here with you.

The boy who's left unkissed
will be leaving the Masseria.

Alex, you have
a huge decision to make.

I feel, like, OK.

He's told me that I'm
the only one here

that he feels, like, a sexual
and romantic spark with.

Alex, reveal the name of
the boy you want to kiss now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

Adam.

times

Oh, my God.

You can breathe, first.

Don't know if I can!
Doesn't feel like I can.

I don't think I can breathe either.

I'm...

I'm actually completely shook.

Talk me through this.

I feel like, "Who would you struggle
with letting go of the most?"

And it was Adam.

What do you mean?

You're explaining to me
why you picked someone else.

I thought you were just friends
with him.

Like, do you need a friend
to hold your hand for four days?

You're fucking 28.
You're the oldest in here.

Grow the fuck up.

Adam? I'm a bit overwhelmed,
to be quite honest.

Now take each other's hand
and walk over there and relax

and breathe a little bit. OK.
Thank you.

SCATTERED APPLAUSE

Justin, I'm so sorry.

Yeah. Look, I'll try
to articulate this correctly...

..but I think that's bullshit,
to be honest.

hot

I did tell them I was
exploring their options.

At no point did I say,
"We're locked in."

I should have
chose to kiss no-one tonight,

and I've just been mugged off.

You've put your heart on the line.

I have. I ask everybody to do that.
Yeah.

I thought
that he'd prove me wrong tonight,

and then we'd sail off into
the sunset.

I don't think we're
sailing anywhere.

Titanic vibes.
THEY LAUGH

But, yeah...

You took a chance. I did.

Very much liked by everyone.

Well, not everyone!

What?!

I feel so disrespected.

And, quite frankly, Alex, he ruined
the end of this experience for me.

I don't know if I'll forgive him
for that.

Good luck, Adam.

Baraka...

..I'm so sorry.

I'm actually feeling very,
very happy.

Me choosing Adam was more
about me putting my emotions first,

which I often struggle to do.

I have no regrets.

I think I came in here definitely
struggling

to put my own feelings first.

And I have come out
of here

definitely a lot more confident

in pursuing people
who I'm interested in,

regardless of the result of that.

Jack, how's it been?

Oh, the craziest experience of my
life.

I've tried, and there's not a boy
in here for me, but that's OK.

Thanks so much for being authentic.

I know how much
all three of you will be missed.

Boys, bring it in.
Give them some love.

bars

I've really learned, like, how to...

To not have any shame in being gay,

and I've really learned how
to, like, be confident in myself.

People are going to love
you no matter what.

I love you. I'm going to miss you so
much.

I honestly can't put into words
what I would have done without you.

I love Jack D. That's
the bagpipe to my haggis -

the bags to my hags - and I am
beyond blessed to have met him.

I'm going to miss you so much.

While I am sad
that it ended how it did,

I love the boys so much
and my heart is full.

My whole being is happy
that I got to do this.

I will never, ever, ever,
ever forget this.

I love you very much.

Baraka and Justin
have recently started their journey,

but they came part of the group
and we all cared about them a lot.

OK, boys,
it's time to let these three go.

They're coming with me.
Love you all.

Love you so much. Here we go!

Let's go, Dannii. Come on.
There are so many tears,

I need a big box of tissues
and a prosecco.

And after that Kiss-Off, I need
a lie down.

As Baraka, Jack D and Justin
share some fizz with Dannii,

the rest of the boys raise a toast
in the Masseria.

To Baraka, Jack and Justin. We love
you. We love you guys.

We love you.
We'll see you very soon.

And for Adam,
the evening is bittersweet.

I feel bad, because I feel
like I changed two people's fates.

But the thing is,

I can't pretend like I have
a connection with anyone else,

and I don't want to pretend.

I'm glad that Alex chose me.

Alex is the only one
that I do want to explore.

This is something I have to do.

To be honest, the decision wasn't
easy,

and I'd like to think you could
all see

how uncomfortable I was being up
there.

So, you know,
with your decision with Adam,

when, kind of, did that come?
We had our chat this afternoon.

We had that kiss on the...
In the kissing booth.

You didn't actually tell me how you
felt, and I didn't know.

I don't regret my decision
with Adam.

My gut told me to.

And, like, Adam makes me feel so
seen.

I just can't imagine
being here without him.

I'm happy that you're here.

Know that you're
the person I feel most connected to,

and I just feel like that's
a connection I need to explore.

After an emotional night, it's time
for our boys to hit the hay...

Tomorrow's a new day.

Listen, it's a reset.

..leaving trusty Emanuele
to make pillow talk in the lounge.

Are these boys this messy at home?
Really don't get it.

What's the point of having these
pillows on the floor?

There we go.

And with the instant Kiss-Off

leaving a big heart-shaped hole
in the Masseria...

This genuinely feels
like someone's died.

I actually can't get over it.

..it reaffirmed connections and
sparked a new start for others.

Sweet dreams, boys.

Good morning, girls and gays.
Good morning.

Oh, my God, the bedroom
this morning is insane.

It's so empty.

You two are so far apart.

I have to send him smoke signals to
ask him how he is!

THEY LAUGH

I just don't think I'm at that point

where I want to push
my bed together.

I like having my sleep.
Honestly, in here,

I put my head on the pillow
and I'm out.

So you wouldn't really get anything
out of me anyway,

Hugh, darling. You really,
really wouldn't.

Right now I'm feeling
so much more at peace.

I'm happy that me
and Adam are still here.

I want to just continue getting to
know Adam the same way I have done.

I can't. No.

So... How are you, baby?

I'm well.
I'm really glad you're here.

Yeah, thank you. I'm really glad
you're here.

Thanks so much for choosing me.

Did you know I was going to pick
you?

I had a feeling. Mm.

I feel like I've had,

like, a new lease of life.

HE LAUGHS

And I feel like I'm excited to,
like,

explore that new connection.
I feel like I could

actually have quite
a lot of fun with him.

Cos you picked me, so thank you
as well. Yeah.

I think I really stressed about
the decision

and I feel like today I've woken
up with, like, so much clarity,

and at the end of the day it's,
like,

"Who's your connection
strongest with?"

I'm excited to see where it goes.

I just feel comfortable and, like...

And calm, which I haven't
felt with anyone here, actually.

No, this is the first time I've felt
calm since I've been here. Yeah.

It's actually been quite nice.
It's been lovely.

Thanks for the chat, baby.
Thank you.

THEY CHUCKLE

You are pretty hot.

You're pretty hot.

I feel very happy with Ruben.

I feel so comfortable
and so myself around him.

I really feel like me and Ruben
are endgame at this point.

Thank you for accepting me
for who I am.

Of course. Thank you for being
who you are.

Clear, open communication -
that's what we like to hear.

And it's no different over at
the pool -

isn't that right, Adam?

I honestly think, like, every top
should try bottoming

at least once. Because they need
to know how it feels.

Just to get it. Yeah.

God, I'm so good at bottoming. Me
and Jack S are obviously,

like, the only two bottoms

that are quite open
about our experience,

about being a bottom.

So we wanted to educate the tops
and the verses

on why you should be nice to a
bottom.

You can't just stick it in,
can you?

We all know...

You can't just stick your penis
in my bumhole without me preparing.

I've actually had it
when a top's like, "Urgh."

And I'm, like, "Urgh to you,
dickhead." Yeah.

"You have literally
been inside my body."

Literally, you've made yourself
so vulnerable. Yeah.

As a top, though you do have to,
like,

obviously know what you're doing.

You've got to, you know... Got to
take care of your bottoms,

ain't you? You do. Bottoms have
feelings too, guys.

Whoo-oo! Yeah!

Well, I'm glad we got to
the BOTTOM of that one,

but back to get on top of things is
Miss Dannii Minogue with

the final Chemistry Test of
the summer.

What is this?

Dannii's hoping the boys can stand
firm in their connections

as they step toward a future outside
the Masseria.

And for this one, not a single
stone will be left unturned.

ALL CHEER

Buongiorno, boys!Ciao!

Welcome to your final
Chemistry Test -

next steps.
Shit.

That's wild,

that this is the final
Chemistry Test.

Like, it's really coming to
the end now.

How compatible are you
with your partner?

I'm going to ask you some big
questions about your relationship.

The outcome of your answers will
have consequences,

so you must answer
with complete honesty.

Capeesh? Capeesh. Capeesh.

There's nothing we love more in here
the pot being a little bit stirred.

To each question,
if you both answer yes,

you step forwards.

If either of you answer no,
you both stay where you are.

If you're not sure
or you don't know,

the answer should be no.

Let's go!

Let's start. First question.

Do you trust your partner
completely?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Eh, yeah. Yes.

No?

Eek. The way Alex
has navigated in the Masseria,

it's not going to allow me
to trust him.

Sorry, Alex. Go for it.

OK. If you both answered yes,
then take a step forward now.

Next question.

Are you confident your partner
is sexually attracted to you?

Ruben. I'm beyond confident.

Lars? Absolutely, yes.
I have no doubts.

How about you, Alex?

No.

Adam?

No.

But we haven't explored that yet.

Aron? Yes, I'm more than confident.
I'm going to spare the details,

but I'm, like... Yeah.
Mm-hm. Jas? Yeah.

The mouth can lie
but the body doesn't, so.

Oh!

Spicy.

What's your answer? Yes.

The mornings tell me
all I need to know.

I know he's sexually
attracted to me. Trust.

I don't need to
go any more into that.

OK, if you both answered yes,
then take a step forward now.

Fuckin' hell, it's so awkward.

LAUGHS

Next question. Do you feel that
you and your partner will be able

to connect on an intellectual level?

Yes. Yes. Yes...yes, yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Finally. Um...

LAUGHTER

Alex and Adam are finally
getting A step in.

The Masseria delivered.

We've all moved.

I didn't think we'd actually
make one step forward,

because we still don't really know
each other that well.

But what I know about him,
I know I love.

Would you move to where your partner
lives for your relationship?

Ruben, what's your answer?

My answer is no.

No. No. Sorry, Alex.

Alex? Um, yes.

Jas? Yes. Aron? No.

We live the perfect distance away
from each other, so, yeah,

no, I wouldn't. I think
we're geographically blessed.

A good T-shirt.
"Geographically blessed."

Geographically blessed...

Jack? Yes.

Hugh? No.

Some of the questions
I think I need to think about.

One being the distance,
how that will work out.

Is that something that I want
in a relationship?

If you both answered yes,
then take a step forward now.

Jordan and Callum.

How did that feel? It's nice
that we're on the same page.

Mm! We're just very in sync.

One step, two step, three step,
four.

OK. Final question.

Are you ready to call your partner
your boyfriend?

Ruben?

No. The title of a boyfriend isn't
something that I take very lightly.

Lars? No.

It's something that I'd like
to work towards, for sure.

Adam?

No, Alex. What the hell, Adam.

LAUGHTER

I have to say, I'm shocked.
Sorry, babes.

No!

Alex? No!

LAUGHS

No's all around.

Aron? Yes.

Yeah, I do feel as though I'm ready.

Jas, are you ready to call Aron
your boyfriend?

No.

There's so much more that I want
to experience with Aron.

And I have every faith that that's
the direction that we're going in.

I heard Ruben next to me
audibly gasp,

which is a little bit too awkward.

OK, Jordan.

No. I feel like we have made a
really good foundation to get there,

but we've also got distance
against us,

so I feel like we need to see how
we would battle that on the outside

before I even consider
saying you were my boyfriend.

Callum? No.

But I can definitely
see it going that way.

Jordan and Callum,
you two are the closest,

so you have the best connection
in the Masseria.

Being the most compatible couple
in the Masseria is quite nice.

It feels correct.

Adam and Alex.

You two are stood the furthest away

and therefore
are the least compatible.

How do you feel? I'm not surprised.
Yeah, I'm not surprised at all.

This was the final Chemistry Test.

As I said, the outcomes
of this test have consequences,

and these consequences are serious.

Adam and Alex,
you've shown yourselves

to be the least compatible.

And so you have reached
the end of your summer of love.

Just like that? I'm so sorry,

but it does mean

you will be leaving the Masseria
right now.

You're joking!

It is a shame. Like, it's sad.

It's sad that I haven't found love
in the Masseria.

Obviously, I would have loved
to have left with love

but, unfortunately,
I haven't left with that.

But I'm just grateful
that I had the chance to be here.

Alex, how would you sum it up?

I feel like I've made some really
great connections and friends.

I think Adam's
a very special person. Aw!

I love all the beautiful queer love
that I've seen,

all the beautiful queer people
that I've seen.

It's been such
an amazing gay summer,

and I wouldn't change a thing.

Adam, thank you. It's been
an absolute roller-coaster,

but you've thrown yourself in.

You've made us laugh.
And don't make me cry now!

LAUGHTER

How do you sum up this experience?

It's been unreal and life-changing.
It's allowed me to, like,

live in my truth and be proud
to be someone living with HIV.

And it's honestly, like,
healed my trauma with men.

I just feel so grateful, I truly do.

Jack, I think you're going to
miss... No, Jack! ..Adam. I am.

Oh, I don't want to cry again!

You've been such a shoulder
and such, just...

Like I can look at you
and call you a genuine friend.

And...

Yeah, I'm going to miss you.
I love you.

There's no more bottoms!
What am I going to do? Like...

LAUGHTER

Boys who are staying
in the Masseria,

if you are leaving this Chemistry
Test with big questions,

I really hope
you get to explore those.

For now, though, I think

you need to give Adam and Alex
a massive hug and say goodbyes.

Thanks, guys.

Love you, both.
Thanks for everything.

We could all just do
with being a bit more Adam.

He's just so him

and doesn't really care
what anyone thinks.

I wish he could have made it
till the end,

but I'm so glad he didn't try
and fake a connection to get there,

because that wouldn't
have been Adam.

My queerness is, like, something

that I've never really explored
or developed.

I've just been queer.

But I just have become
even more queer here.

And it's just beautiful. I love it.

OK, Adam, Alex,
you're coming with me!

Time to go. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

If you want love, you need to go out
and you need to explore

and tell people how you feel
and just be confident in yourself

because the right person
will come along.

Bye, guys.

Say goodbye. Love you.
Come on with me.

A little day drink.

And just like that,
we say arrivederci to Adam and Alex.

That was intense.
Guys, that was actually a lot.

How do you guys feel
about your answers?

Yeah, good. Good, yeah. Yeah.

I feel like we're pretty much
on the same page with everything.

Coming out of that Chemistry Test,
I feel like

it almost does seem a bit
too good to be true right now.

It's a new situation for me,
for sure.

The, um,

Aron boyfriend...
situation was a lot.

Yeah. I'm also surprised
that's coming from Aron,

because Aron's such, like,
a head-screwed-on guy.

Yeah, but if that's how you feel,
that's how you feel.

His head might be screwed on
until he met Jas. Yeah.

Jas and Aron might have built a good
foundation inside the Masseria,

but Dannii's stepping stones

seemed to have kicked up
a bit of dust between them.

We have been on the same page
for the majority of our experience

so far. We just need
to touch base again,

have a conversation about
how we interpreted the questions

and listen to each other.

And I guess just also
be there for each other.

How do you feel? I feel good.

Obviously, we had a couple answers
that were slightly different.

It was a difference
in interpretation, right?

If we talk about the moving one.
Yes.

I interpreted that as in,

"Would you ever move
for your partner?"

Yeah, I would.

And the last question, are we
currently ready to be boyfriends?

And, yes, I do feel like
we're ready.

We've still got so much more
to experience

before we actually
say the word boyfriend.

I answered it as in,
if I say yes right now,

am I saying you're my boyfriend?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We focus so much on similarities
and why we're the same,

but I think the difference
in which we saw the questions

was quite interesting as well. Yeah.
And I learned a lot about

the way that you think. In the
moment, I'm not going to lie,

I was a bit, like...
It was a teeny bit awkward.

This Chemistry Test, it came down

to the way that we interpreted
questions.

Do you think you've ever been
this compatible with anyone else?

Cos we're actually
most compatible.

I mean, I've never tested my
compatibility with anyone else.

But I'm buzzing that we were.
Me too. Buzzing.

I didn't think we... Buzzing.
Not that I didn't think we would be,

but I feel like there's, you know,
other strong connections.

Most compatible kiss?

THEY LAUGH

Come on.

Compatible kiss, that.

Do you think everyone's answers
were honest?

Well, some were maybe too honest.

Quite glad Ruben and Lars
both said no to the moving thing.

Mm-hm, cos you don't think either
of them would? Nope. Me neither.

I think maybe a few people
in the Masseria thought

Ruben might be
on a different page to Lars.

I've heard him say like,
"Oh, I really like Lars,"

but I've never heard him say why.

I'm not going to be a bitch, but
I really don't see them two working.

Do I think that Lars and Ruben will
translate to the outside world?

No.

But who am I to judge
a relationship?

But I am the most compatible
with my partner,

so maybe I am the one to judge!

Well, relationships aside,
if I were to judge

who consistently delivers in the
Masseria, it can be only one man.

Here's Emanuele
with his latest bid

for the most outstanding
contribution to housekeeping.

Ciao. Hello, boys. Hi.

Hi. Hello.
I was starting to miss you there.

You are down to eight. That's crazy.
And then there were eight.

As you can see,
Dannii's given me these notes,

so I'll just give it to you.
And I hope it's a good surprise.

See you all again soon. Ciao.
Have fun. Ciao.

"Hey, boys, it's time to saddle up,

"so I hope these boots
are made for walking." Yee-ha!

"Because tonight you'll
be partying Wild West style.

"Get ready to hoedown for your
Daisy Dukes and Cowboy Boots Party!"

CHEERING

Come on!

Hoedown brodown!

Well, don't just sit there
whistling Dixie, boys.

Time to tickle your spurs
and drench yourselves in denim.

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up.

now count it in

Cowboys are just inherently calm.

So, super excited
to have a little party.

a cowboy god from head to toe

better get in line

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

In full-fledged gay cowboy regalia.

Let me see.

Hey!

Yeeha! Woo! This town
ain't big enough for both of us!

my dance floor date

a cowboy god from head to toe

better get in line

I do like a...a nice cowboy.

Brokeback Mountain, what a movie.

Three, two, one! Save a horse!
Ride a cowboy!

Yee-ha! Whoo!

This has been the most fun of all
the parties in the Masseria so far.

I think that everyone's just on
really, really good form.

We're all just here to, like,
celebrate our last moments here.

But everyone turned it up.

Bang! Bang!

And like all good cowboys,
preparation is everything.

And these guys are getting ready
to saddle up for the final Kiss-Off.

So how do you guys interpret
the final Kiss-Off?

Like, what is that to you?
It's a commitment.

Essentially, the way
I'm taking the final Kiss-Off

is the exact same energy
I'm putting into it in here.

Exclusivity? Yeah. Right.

Is that how you interpret it?
Like, exclusivity?

I'd be very up for, like,
talking about that.

That's not necessarily how I
interpreted it up until this point.

But would I interpret it as like,

this is what I'm committing
to leaving?

Mm-hm. You know?

What does that mean?

Like, I think that...

It's a conversation
I'd rather have with you

where these things would be,
like, established.

If that's the point that we came to.
Yeah. No, no. To leave...

I was just throwing that out there.
Yeah.

If we wanted to leave here
being exclusive,

I'd be very, very open
to having that conversation.

But I, up until this point, haven't
necessarily thought of, like,

the final Kiss-Off
as meaning exactly that.

Because, as you're saying here,

the Kiss-Offs in here
don't mean exclusivity.

I think that reaction has rattled
Lars. I did look over at Lars,

and Lars didn't look too happy,
I'm not going to lie.

There's definitely
a vibe in the air.

But the final Kiss-Off
I feel like kind of...

Yeah, it's. Look, it's up to you
how you want to interpret it.

The final Kiss-Off to me
is a commitment of exclusivity,

and it just sort of, like,
puts that in cement.

No, I agree with what you're saying.
Yeah.

Um...and yee-ha.

Yee-ha. Giddy up, cowboy.

to the old town road

till I can't no more

Whoof! This night in the Massy
has gone a bit west, hasn't it?

Let's hope these three cowboys
don't stir up any more standoffs.

I feel like most people are kind of,
like, on the same page,

with the exception
of Lars and Ruben,

specifically when it came to
the final Kiss-Off

and, like, what it means.

I feel like Lars, he's maybe
a little bit more invested

in this than perhaps Ruben is.

If I was Lars,
I wouldn't feel very secure.

I'm just scared for Lars
in this situation

because I don't want
him to get hurt.

Should we do anything?
I don't know. What can we do?

Should we speak to Lars?

Yeah, maybe we should call Lars
and speak to him.

Yeah. Shall we go find him?

We just want to check in
and see if Lars is OK.

And see if Lars and Ruben
are on the same page.

Hey, Larsy boy, where are you going?
We wanted to chat with you.

I wouldn't Lars to get upset,
you know?

What are you saying? How are you?
I don't know, like, I just felt like

that whole situation, like,
there was a bit of weirdness, like.

Do you think you're not on
the same page in the approach?

I just think there's certain things
that came up.

It was just the whole

how we interpreted the final
Kiss-Off conversation. Yeah.

What is your opinion on the final
Kiss-Off, out of interest? Well,

I did interpret it

as we're exclusive now.

Yeah. I do not want to pursue
other people.

Yeah, so that must have been
really stressful for you, actually.

I just...

Talking about,
what is it to you, then?

It's not just another Kiss-Off,
but I'm not just going to

let someone mess with my feelings
for the sake of it.

You'd want to know that when you get
home, like... He's not

just going to be... ..is he going
to be entertaining other people?

Act like he's single.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

And that's even more important
if you're not in the same city.

You need to have... That
reassurance. ..that reassurance.

100%. Cos I'm just going to fucking
go crazy. That's the only way

it's going to work. If we've not
established exclusivity

when we don't even
live in the same city...

It's not going to work.
..it's not going to work.

Do you feel like your connection
is specific to you?

Or do you feel like the connection
is based off of convenience?

Fuck. Fucking hell.

I just feel a bit, like,
it's just not adding up

in my head a little bit.

I appreciate you guys,
like, coming to talk to me.

It's out of love. I love you, baby.
I want a cuddle, too.

I'm just spiralling a bit. Yeah.

I don't think Ruben
considered how it came across.

Just try and take the gloves off
and just speak to him...

Yeah. ..and just be like,
"What's going on?" Yeah.

I'll catch you up in a bit.
Here if you need me. You got this.

tell me how you feel

How you doing? Don't know.
I feel a bit weird.

My feelings are very much
genuine towards Ruben.

And I just feel like, for me,

the next logical step

would be to be exclusive.

Feeling like that we've not got
the same perspective on that

is, yeah, it's just a bit
unsettling.

First of all...

..I think that, like, I understand
that I, like,

miscommunicated things.

I don't know,
it felt slightly insensitive.

It's kind of made me feel
a bit weird and a bit awkward.

I don't know,
I just felt a bit stupid.

Like we just weren't
seeing eye-to-eye.

I feel quite shit
about making Lars feeling shit.

It's just
a kind of intense situation.

I don't want you to feel like
you have to navigate a certain path

to please me. Like,
I just want you to be honest.

The idea of, like, relationships
and all that kind of stuff

doesn't make me feel secure.
It really, really stresses me out.

My head isn't in a great place.
I'm just feeling a bit...

..confused about my relationship
with Ruben right now.

Potentially, maybe,
I'm taking this relationship

a bit more seriously than he is.

I think Lars is more invested
than maybe Ruben is,

and I think I'm more worried
that Lars could get hurt.

That's my honest opinion.

If we're not in the same headspace,
I'd rather you just tell me.

But I just don't want to
have the rose-tinted glasses on

and just feel
like everything's amazing.

And when it comes to, like,
the actual reality of things,

I just don't want you to feel
like you're scared of hurting me

or upset me and telling me
kind of what I want to hear.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to overwhelm myself
by thinking too far into the future,

because that's going
to make me overthink things.

What is it that you want?

I don't understand what he's playing
at and what his intentions are.

Like, that boy is confusing

and I feel like he doesn't know
what he wants or what he's doing.

I'm not in a position now
to be told what I want to hear.

Like, I just want honesty and truth.

Next time On I Kissed A Boy...

You won't see each other
until the final Kiss-Off.

Wow, that's so intense.

Your loved ones
are arriving very soon.

Dannii, Dannii, Dannii!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I've got to just follow my gut.
I have found

what I've come in here for.
But is this actually what I want?

If we're only going through
hard times and not any good times,

what kind of a relationship is that?

Never been so vulnerable
so quickly with someone.

I just hope he's feeling the same.

If you want to call time
on your summer of love, don't turn.

But if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss..

..now.

Oh

let the music start

need to open up

Oh

Oh

and we are kissing