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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,046 'Golmaal!' 2 00:01:50,925 --> 00:01:52,777 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 3 00:01:52,818 --> 00:01:54,717 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 4 00:01:54,843 --> 00:01:56,423 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 5 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,270 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 6 00:01:58,311 --> 00:02:00,091 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 7 00:02:00,132 --> 00:02:02,008 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 8 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,712 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 9 00:02:03,753 --> 00:02:05,506 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 10 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:07,386 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 11 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,306 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 12 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:10,920 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 13 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,351 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 14 00:02:12,392 --> 00:02:15,696 "Wonder why the heart has started saying this." 15 00:02:15,993 --> 00:02:19,367 "Now you have started staying in my heart." 16 00:02:19,594 --> 00:02:23,139 "You have settled in my veins." 17 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:27,049 "Heart has started enduring your troubles." 18 00:02:27,536 --> 00:02:29,240 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 19 00:02:29,327 --> 00:02:31,239 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 20 00:02:31,355 --> 00:02:32,977 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 21 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:34,274 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 22 00:02:34,315 --> 00:02:37,915 "Wonder why the heart has started saying this." 23 00:02:37,956 --> 00:02:41,331 "Now you have started staying in my heart." 24 00:02:41,515 --> 00:02:44,986 "You have settled in my veins." 25 00:02:45,238 --> 00:02:48,631 "Heart has started enduring your troubles." 26 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:51,223 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 27 00:02:51,264 --> 00:02:53,104 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 28 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,831 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 29 00:02:54,872 --> 00:02:56,776 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 30 00:03:04,092 --> 00:03:07,512 "I come into your arms forgetting the whole world." 31 00:03:07,644 --> 00:03:11,191 "Now you take me under your support by embracing me." 32 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:14,823 "If you say you want me well then I say you got me." 33 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:18,155 "This has happened to me in your love." 34 00:03:18,588 --> 00:03:20,354 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 35 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:22,323 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 36 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:24,089 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 37 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:25,861 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 38 00:03:25,925 --> 00:03:27,703 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 39 00:03:27,744 --> 00:03:29,550 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 40 00:03:29,593 --> 00:03:31,345 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 41 00:03:31,386 --> 00:03:33,492 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 42 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:44,313 "All around there is exponential renaissance." 43 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:46,165 "Take the rhythm and break it down." 44 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:47,578 "Feel the subways in the ground." 45 00:03:47,619 --> 00:03:49,196 "Go ghoom... ghoom... ghoom." 46 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:50,830 "All the girls are going to shake their boom." 47 00:03:50,871 --> 00:03:52,881 "Come on! " - "Ghoom... ghoom... ghoom." 48 00:03:52,968 --> 00:03:54,790 "All the boys are also to shake their boom." 49 00:03:54,932 --> 00:03:57,172 "When the winds start tamping all the bodies start clapping." 50 00:03:57,213 --> 00:03:58,812 "And the girls are going to jump! " - "Ghoom." 51 00:03:58,986 --> 00:04:02,592 "I stay in your dreams, making my own world." 52 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:06,198 "Fill the air with colors by decorating my dreams." 53 00:04:09,335 --> 00:04:13,427 "I stay in your dreams, making my own world." 54 00:04:13,468 --> 00:04:17,014 "Fill the air with colors by decorating my dreams." 55 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:20,580 "I want somebody I want you right before me." 56 00:04:20,665 --> 00:04:24,439 "Will you be mine; this is what my heart questions." 57 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,209 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 58 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,031 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 59 00:04:28,072 --> 00:04:29,775 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 60 00:04:29,816 --> 00:04:31,468 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 61 00:04:31,568 --> 00:04:33,323 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 62 00:04:33,489 --> 00:04:35,253 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 63 00:04:35,388 --> 00:04:37,084 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 64 00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:39,017 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 65 00:04:39,058 --> 00:04:40,806 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 66 00:04:40,871 --> 00:04:42,635 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 67 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,443 "Golmaal... Golmaal." 68 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,388 "Everything is going to be Golmaal." 69 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:13,380 (People chattering indistinctly) 70 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:22,174 Excuse me. - Yes. - Is this the queue for first year's admission? 71 00:05:22,296 --> 00:05:24,907 "Yes uncle, have you come for your daughter's admission?" 72 00:05:26,317 --> 00:05:27,890 See only answer what you have been asked for! 73 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:30,200 Yes or no? -Yes. - Thank you. 74 00:05:31,175 --> 00:05:35,318 (Background music) 75 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:50,034 Boy goons. Bad element of the society. 76 00:05:55,511 --> 00:05:56,526 Hey smarty. 77 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:58,196 (Vehicle passing sound) 78 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:01,960 What... what is this? 79 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,097 (Whistling) 80 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:07,057 "Smarty, put 100 rupees in the box." 81 00:06:08,006 --> 00:06:09,544 Is this a way to ask for alms? 82 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,164 Alms are asked for by joining hands. 83 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,339 You guys are bossing around! 84 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:15,517 "Hey smarty, we are not asking for alms this is charity." 85 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:17,862 The bastard dean of our college... 86 00:06:17,937 --> 00:06:21,969 Dean is a bastard? - Bastard. Harichandra Ramchandra Mirchandani. 87 00:06:21,998 --> 00:06:23,239 Ha-Ra-Mi (bastard) -Ok. 88 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:24,972 He has got cancer at a special place. 89 00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:27,859 Which place? - That is not important. He has cancer. 90 00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:30,385 We are collecting 100 rupees from everybody for him. 91 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,086 Come on put. 92 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:38,173 Actually this is bossing but... - Put! Come on. 93 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:43,590 (Background music) 94 00:06:48,315 --> 00:06:51,272 "What are you doing, mister? This is wrong." 95 00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:53,385 Hey did he take it from your pocket? 96 00:06:53,884 --> 00:06:55,212 "Come on, uncle, even you put. Come on." 97 00:06:55,454 --> 00:06:58,829 Hey! - See you don't argue with them. 98 00:06:58,854 --> 00:07:00,754 They are very dangerous people. Yes! 99 00:07:00,779 --> 00:07:01,376 (Vehicle passing sound) 100 00:07:01,401 --> 00:07:03,457 I won't give. I have worked very hard... 101 00:07:03,498 --> 00:07:05,243 ...worked in the field and earned this money. 102 00:07:05,393 --> 00:07:07,488 For my sister's education why should I give? 103 00:07:07,529 --> 00:07:09,385 Come we will take him on a side and teach him a lesson. 104 00:07:09,426 --> 00:07:10,934 Come... you! - Hey don't hit uncle. 105 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:12,541 What are you all doing! - Come on. 106 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:13,978 See... see it is my hard earned money. 107 00:07:14,003 --> 00:07:15,595 I will not give. - Hey you will keep... 108 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,336 "...your money with yourself only, rascal?" 109 00:07:17,361 --> 00:07:19,790 "It will get wet, I will remove your blood instead of your sweat." 110 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:20,447 Remove the money. 111 00:07:20,472 --> 00:07:23,072 "Builder sir, take this I will give his share for him. It's 200 rupees" 112 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:24,469 Put... put it in the box... put it in the box. 113 00:07:24,494 --> 00:07:25,844 Yes... yes I am putting it in the box. I am putting it. 114 00:07:26,088 --> 00:07:27,820 "Hurry up, come on. - No don't hit him." 115 00:07:27,845 --> 00:07:30,815 Come on everybody put one by one... one by one. 116 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,446 "No hurry, at ease. Hey you put 300 rupees." 117 00:07:33,471 --> 00:07:34,493 (Indistinct) 118 00:07:34,518 --> 00:07:35,451 You 400. 119 00:07:36,347 --> 00:07:38,497 4000. 100... 200... 300... 400... 500... 120 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:40,718 ...600... 700... 800... 900... 1000 rupees. - What... 121 00:07:40,743 --> 00:07:42,621 5000! - You guys do great acting! 122 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:44,719 Really! - It's amazing. - Give the money here. 123 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:46,949 Hey let me at least count. - Thank you. - Rascal! 124 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,112 What happened? - You call me uncle! 125 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:49,377 You call me uncle I will make you an aunty! 126 00:07:49,418 --> 00:07:50,366 "No... no I didn't do it... I didn't do it, it was him." 127 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,094 Hey why are you laughing? 128 00:07:52,636 --> 00:07:54,802 Your tongue doesn't work but your hands work a lot! 129 00:07:55,284 --> 00:07:56,313 Not me he had said. 130 00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:57,506 What did I say when did I say? 131 00:07:57,547 --> 00:07:59,903 I did what was planned I... I didn't say anything. 132 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,674 Hey unnecessary you say anything! 133 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,427 Hey... remove my shirt. 134 00:08:05,999 --> 00:08:07,215 "Hey buddy, give me money for liquor." 135 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,747 (Motorcycle sound) 136 00:08:08,772 --> 00:08:10,603 "Are you all not ashamed, you all make..." 137 00:08:10,644 --> 00:08:12,559 ...me do such things in the same college where I study! 138 00:08:12,814 --> 00:08:14,916 Sometimes you make me steal things from the chemistry lab. 139 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,567 Sometimes you steal the fans of the assembly hall. 140 00:08:16,592 --> 00:08:18,133 That day you made me a professor... 141 00:08:18,158 --> 00:08:19,604 ...and told me to take that girl's number. 142 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:21,843 Later that girl turned out to be that college's professor. 143 00:08:22,199 --> 00:08:23,759 "Till date, I haven't sat in her class." 144 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,536 Don't laugh. And that day you all made me a beggar... 145 00:08:25,561 --> 00:08:26,904 ...and made me sit outside the college gate. 146 00:08:27,051 --> 00:08:27,891 Said that we don't have money for liquor. 147 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,334 Because of you all I have became... 148 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,520 ...notorious in the whole college. I said don't laugh. 149 00:08:34,478 --> 00:08:37,794 You are our darling. - All this works in friendship. 150 00:08:38,234 --> 00:08:39,208 Now if we had been in your place then even we... 151 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:40,314 "...would have done the same thing, right? - Yes." 152 00:08:40,371 --> 00:08:41,363 To hell you all would do that same thing. 153 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:42,866 And what difference does it make to you. 154 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:45,728 "You don't even have a place to stay, you use my room." 155 00:08:45,769 --> 00:08:47,232 The thing is that I am a brilliant student for dean of the... 156 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:48,956 ...college Harichandra Ramchandra Mirchandani. 157 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,676 So he respects me. 158 00:08:50,717 --> 00:08:51,513 Or else I don't know about you all... 159 00:08:51,538 --> 00:08:52,888 ...whether you all ever went to college or not. 160 00:08:52,913 --> 00:08:53,785 (vehicle pass by sound) 161 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:57,005 Did you go to college? - I don't remember. 162 00:08:57,627 --> 00:09:00,291 Hey... hey wait. - Why are you betraying us? 163 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:04,557 Bitch. She is again asking for work. 164 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:06,363 We will have to take her to Vasuli. 165 00:09:06,856 --> 00:09:10,570 "Hey don't say that, A lot of loan is still pending." 166 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,455 I have cried like Tulsi and Parvati... 167 00:09:12,496 --> 00:09:14,098 ...and asked this vehicle on loan. You are... 168 00:09:14,139 --> 00:09:15,252 "You know who he is, right!" 169 00:09:15,398 --> 00:09:18,450 Let's do one thing we will go and give all this money to vasuli. 170 00:09:18,702 --> 00:09:20,268 "We will give the rest later, simple." 171 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:23,899 He is joking. - We saw money after so many days and... 172 00:09:23,999 --> 00:09:25,608 ...he says that we should give it to Vasuli. 173 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,582 (Whistling) 174 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:27,894 You don't say anything. 175 00:09:28,149 --> 00:09:29,251 (Tyre screech) 176 00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:34,813 (Background music) 177 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,707 If we give the money to Vasuli then what will we eat? 178 00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:39,241 "How will we drink, how will we gamble? - Yes." 179 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:42,301 If we have to gift a girl with something... then how will give? 180 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,390 Should we stop living? 181 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,024 (Sighs) 182 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:47,875 Hey make four half cup of tea and a cookie for me. - Money? 183 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:48,758 (Tea glasses sound) 184 00:09:48,801 --> 00:09:51,017 It's of green color and it has Gandhi's photo on it. 185 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:51,955 Come on make the tea. 186 00:09:52,078 --> 00:09:53,412 Come on... come on give money... money. 187 00:09:53,874 --> 00:09:55,825 Have we till date ever given you any? - No. 188 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,731 Then why are you asking? - I have stopped giving on loan. 189 00:10:00,324 --> 00:10:02,237 Has your license been renewed? - No. 190 00:10:02,537 --> 00:10:04,188 What is the number for Municipality? 191 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,091 I am making... I am making it. - Add ginger and cardamom. 192 00:10:07,116 --> 00:10:07,773 (Indistinct) 193 00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:12,798 (Background music) 194 00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:17,464 Lolita. 195 00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:20,081 Have some shame. 196 00:10:20,114 --> 00:10:22,245 What is your age and you are looking at Lalita Pawar. 197 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,768 (People chattering indistinctly) 198 00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:26,248 "Hey not down, look up!" 199 00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:32,989 Hey Lolita... baby... yes! 200 00:10:37,079 --> 00:10:38,502 Hey don't look at her with bad intentions... 201 00:10:38,957 --> 00:10:40,974 ...she is your sis-in-law. - When did she become that? 202 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,183 You all wait I will make her one and come. 203 00:10:43,348 --> 00:10:44,891 Even I have to make a bhabhi. 204 00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:48,270 "Let them go, they are walking into a death well." 205 00:10:48,543 --> 00:10:49,826 Look over there. Vasuli. 206 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:32,709 Rascals. 207 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,977 Hey didn't you tell. - What? 208 00:11:41,508 --> 00:11:43,368 That looks like Sanjay Dutt. 209 00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:46,360 That same body that same face cut. 210 00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:48,555 Vastav movie's vermillion spot. 211 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,658 "Vasuli, I have spoken with Raju Irani..." 212 00:11:50,699 --> 00:11:52,338 ...he is going to launch you in his next movie. 213 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,782 But my that money. 214 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:57,917 "Oh no, I am talking about crores and you are collecting change!" 215 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,355 What are you saying! - Sorry. - It looks very cheap. 216 00:12:01,062 --> 00:12:02,680 You have the same personality. 217 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,487 It will be great if you learn a little on dialogue delivery. 218 00:12:05,528 --> 00:12:10,289 "Dialogue? - Like hey Circuit, give me a magical embrace." 219 00:12:12,757 --> 00:12:15,917 "Hey Circuit, even give me that magical embrace." 220 00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:19,135 "Mind blowing..." 221 00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:23,636 "..., that... that walking style. Your body is perfect." 222 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,178 I will teach you that? - Show... show. 223 00:12:25,219 --> 00:12:26,354 "Hey move aside..." 224 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,037 "Here, be a hero and stand in style." 225 00:12:34,506 --> 00:12:36,104 "No man, what are you doing!" 226 00:12:36,558 --> 00:12:39,762 "Not like this, there is a personality. A style." 227 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:41,987 Just like a hero. - Again. 228 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,125 Look carefully. - Ok. 229 00:12:50,815 --> 00:12:53,086 Hey are you teaching me to walk or to run? 230 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:58,218 "Hey, he is bluffing us, catch that rascal." 231 00:12:58,496 --> 00:12:59,283 Hey! 232 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,583 "Mother, forgive me. Deal for me too." 233 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,878 "Aunty, even forgive me. Here is mine." 234 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,735 "Mother, take him up! - Hey! - Sorry." 235 00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:15,040 "Mother, forgive him too. - Another one by me." 236 00:13:15,065 --> 00:13:16,817 (Sighs) 237 00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,910 "Rascals, you all left me alone and came." 238 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:25,032 "You came, right? - Deal for me too. Who is winning? - Mine." 239 00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:27,360 Vasuli has seen the room. 240 00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:30,525 (Door knocking sound) 241 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:33,516 Vasuli has seen the room. 242 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,605 "Laxman, open the door! - I won't open it." 243 00:13:35,646 --> 00:13:36,959 Hey the door! - Hey man! 244 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:42,112 (Door opening sound) 245 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,903 Oh good afternoon sir. - Good afternoon. 246 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:51,602 "Are you alone? - Yes sir, absolutely alone." 247 00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:54,745 "Is your party over? - I was studying, sir." 248 00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:57,079 "No partying. - You want to be a doctor, right?" 249 00:13:57,339 --> 00:14:00,857 "Yes sir, cancer specialist. - Cancer specialist. - Yes." 250 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:06,566 "Cancer specialist, tell me at which special place have I got cancer?" 251 00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:09,412 "Sir, my education is still incomplete how I can tell that." 252 00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:13,341 Shut up. You all only told the students that I have cancer. 253 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:16,838 And I don't have money to get my cancer treated. 254 00:14:17,242 --> 00:14:19,758 "I have become so poor that... you are laughing, idiot." 255 00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:22,877 Are you all not ashamed? You all snatched the fees from the children. 256 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,131 I have got 500 SMSs since morning. 257 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:31,675 Since people got to know that I have cancer I have got 500 SMSs. 258 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,560 Sir, this is a thing to be happy about you have so many admirers. 259 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,067 Shut up. Shut up! 260 00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:40,391 They are Smsing me so that I pay back their loan before I die. 261 00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:43,727 You all have done this fraud. You all only have done it. 262 00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:46,118 I will not spare... I will not spare anyone! 263 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:48,801 Sir... sir... sir you... you... you know what... 264 00:14:48,842 --> 00:14:50,217 ...all dreams my mother has for me... 265 00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:52,502 "...sir, please don't do any such thing. - Really? - Please sir." 266 00:14:52,677 --> 00:14:55,983 Your mother has dreamt about such dreams? 267 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,714 "What is this? - Sir, human research." 268 00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:59,900 Hu... - I have human research as a subject. 269 00:15:00,076 --> 00:15:02,283 "So I am writing a thesis on all these things, that's it." 270 00:15:02,324 --> 00:15:04,774 This... this... all this is human research? - Sir. 271 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:07,816 You are writing your thesis on these naked rags? 272 00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:09,449 These obscene photographs! 273 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,332 "No... no... no sir... sir, that... that there is leakage on..." 274 00:15:11,373 --> 00:15:13,044 ...the walls so I put these photographs. 275 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,757 "There is nothing else in this, sir." 276 00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,728 "You should have stuck something else, son." 277 00:15:16,769 --> 00:15:17,807 "Sir, I didn't find anything else so sir..." 278 00:15:17,857 --> 00:15:19,954 "See Laxman dear, you are a good boy." 279 00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:23,924 "But don't let those three loafers enter here. - No, sir." 280 00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:24,856 Please son. - Absolutely not. 281 00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:27,488 "Please son, you concentrate on your studies. - Right, sir." 282 00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:29,973 You are a bright student. -Thank you sir. - Ok? - Thank you. 283 00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:32,053 Sir... sir. No... no sir. 284 00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:35,035 Hey thief! 285 00:15:36,093 --> 00:15:38,277 "Sir, I don't know who they are, they are not with me." 286 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,305 (Sighs) 287 00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:43,258 "Sir, you... you know them?" 288 00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:46,141 So you all are here only. 289 00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:48,962 "Take this, keep it considering it as the rent for the room." 290 00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:51,261 We will give it every month. - You all are bribing me! 291 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,985 How long has it been since you all have been thrown out of college. 292 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,305 10 years? - 10. 293 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,861 It has been 10 years and you all are still here! 294 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,241 Sir... sir... sir. - Are you all not ashamed! 295 00:16:00,282 --> 00:16:01,989 I have a scheme. You sit. - I don't want it. 296 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,848 Sit down. - No. Leave. 297 00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:08,746 "On buying one Zippo lighter, you get one flat free!" 298 00:16:08,787 --> 00:16:10,922 I don't want any scheme of yours. 299 00:16:11,282 --> 00:16:13,353 Last time too you all had given a similar scheme. 300 00:16:13,394 --> 00:16:15,392 "Sir see this, I have brought such an AC..." 301 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,080 ...that all your life your electricity bill will not come. 302 00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:19,057 "But the AC was good. - Keep quiet, fool!" 303 00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:22,253 I am still taking loans and paying its bill. 304 00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:24,066 Hey! 305 00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:30,703 What ? 306 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:34,239 "Sir, he is saying that hey we know that you are crazy for Rosy madam.. 307 00:16:34,463 --> 00:16:36,697 ...and we still haven't written a letter telling your wife about it. 308 00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:39,693 Sir! - He is saying it... he is saying it not me. 309 00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:41,729 I will hand you people over to the cops. 310 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,163 Firstly you all are staying illegally here from 10 years. 311 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,765 I will hand you people over to the cops. 312 00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:48,146 All your life will be spent in prison. 313 00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:53,894 Get out! Get out! - Why do you get angry? 314 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:58,789 Say it with some manners. - Get... get out! - Come. 315 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,681 Are you coming? - No. - He cannot take such a small thing. 316 00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:04,616 Get out... get out... get out! 317 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,960 "See you are very intelligent. - Thank you, sir." 318 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,171 And don't let these three loafers come in. 319 00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:15,581 Never. - Keep your doors locked. 320 00:17:15,622 --> 00:17:17,872 Absolutely. - These loafers shouldn't come inside. 321 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,374 "No, sir. - Get out. - Thank you, sir." 322 00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:22,993 "Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you." 323 00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:23,909 (Door closing sound) 324 00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:26,229 See what you are doing is very wrong. 325 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,568 One day this dean will throw me out of here. 326 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:29,954 I will have problem but even you... 327 00:17:29,995 --> 00:17:31,903 ...all won't have a place to stay in. - Now deal. 328 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,646 "Hey man, this is sir's pouch. Give I will go and give it back." 329 00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:38,145 "Hey Dhanveer (generous man) Khan's Xerox, bring it here." 330 00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:44,858 Fair and lovely. - Really! 331 00:17:47,428 --> 00:17:49,345 Condoms? Its chewing gum. 332 00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:53,361 What is it? - Go. 333 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:56,291 What is that? - Exam paper. 334 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,230 "Come on give it to me, I will clear. Give it to me." 335 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,137 How will he pass he is not giving his papers. 336 00:18:02,178 --> 00:18:03,417 Why? - He has to sell the papers tomorrow. 337 00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:05,616 Correct. As no one is going to buy them from us. 338 00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:06,932 Why? - And he is decent. 339 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,855 "Hey... hey see, I am not going to sell papers." 340 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,736 I am very serious about this. Hey mother has a deep desire. 341 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,633 Sorry aunty. - Sorry aunty. 342 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:20,036 (Background music) 343 00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,640 "Here... here... here we go." 344 00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,804 "We are running for the money." 345 00:18:42,884 --> 00:18:44,530 "Taking it down with us..." 346 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:46,816 "We are running for the money." 347 00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:48,530 "Here... here... here we go." 348 00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,725 "We are running for the money." 349 00:18:50,805 --> 00:18:52,724 "Taking it down with us..." 350 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,704 "We are running for the money." 351 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:58,882 "Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?" 352 00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:02,783 "I am great, baby, I am amazing!" 353 00:19:02,824 --> 00:19:06,547 "Be careful... be careful." 354 00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:10,244 "Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that." 355 00:19:10,285 --> 00:19:17,275 "Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal." 356 00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:26,150 "Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal." 357 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,645 "We are running for the money, buddy." 358 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:34,273 "We are running for the money." 359 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:38,745 "We are running for the money, buddy." 360 00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:43,122 "We are running for the money." 361 00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:53,771 "We are not bad, this heart is not bad." 362 00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:58,240 "So if the world is bad then what should we do?" 363 00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:01,893 "I am not a bad guy! I am not a bad guy!" 364 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,554 "We are not bad, this heart is not bad." 365 00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:10,018 "So if the world is bad then what should we do?" 366 00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:13,916 "We teach them what they taught us." 367 00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:17,705 "Have a little blast! - It's that what you call!" 368 00:20:17,746 --> 00:20:25,065 "Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal" 369 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:33,707 "Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal." 370 00:20:34,307 --> 00:20:38,206 "Is there something fishy or a lot more than that?" 371 00:20:38,247 --> 00:20:41,988 "I am great, baby, I am amazing." 372 00:20:42,029 --> 00:20:46,009 "Be careful... be careful." 373 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:49,499 "Your heart doesn't get stolen, take care of that." 374 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,037 "Hey one time..." 375 00:20:51,364 --> 00:20:58,962 "Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal" 376 00:20:59,265 --> 00:21:07,464 "Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal... Golmaal." 377 00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:23,728 Get out! Get out! 378 00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:28,258 I said get out! And never show your inauspicious face ever again! 379 00:21:28,299 --> 00:21:30,386 Or else I will hand over each one of you to the cops. 380 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:33,708 I said get out! Get out! Firstly you stole my purse. 381 00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,638 On top of that you leaked that paper. 382 00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:38,094 And you sold it for 500 rupees to the students saying... 383 00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,423 ...that I have a cut of 400 rupees in that! 384 00:21:41,108 --> 00:21:44,389 Are you all not ashamed! Shameless! Fools! Idiots! 385 00:21:44,657 --> 00:21:46,949 I don't even know abuses and on top of that... 386 00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:49,002 ...what all schemes did you all bring to me? 387 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,837 "Sir, buy this lighter, you will get a free flat." 388 00:21:52,015 --> 00:21:54,574 "Sir, buy this telephone, you will get a refrigerator free." 389 00:21:54,698 --> 00:21:57,212 "Sir, get this AC, your electricity will be free!" 390 00:21:57,253 --> 00:22:00,512 Am I a fool! Do you all think that I am a fool! 391 00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:03,043 Even a fool is a small word for you all. 392 00:22:03,128 --> 00:22:06,086 I am... you... you have thought of me... as that... - Chu... 393 00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:10,455 Keep quiet. Keep quiet! Idiots! Get out! Get out! 394 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,778 You all are worse than even Saturn. 395 00:22:13,013 --> 00:22:15,316 Even Saturn is over someone for only for 71/2 years. 396 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,908 You all are over me from past 10 years! 397 00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:20,986 You all made me crazy! I have gone crazy! 398 00:22:21,045 --> 00:22:23,835 Because of you all I am suffering from acidity. 399 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,389 I will have a heart attack! 400 00:22:25,652 --> 00:22:28,280 "You told Rosy madam that I have gone bald, didn't you?" 401 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:32,536 Yes! Yes I have gone bald... I have gone bald! 402 00:22:32,635 --> 00:22:35,556 What will you do? What will you do? 403 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:39,437 I have gone bald... - Sir... - Gone bald! - Sir... - Get out! 404 00:22:39,813 --> 00:22:43,740 Get... get... get out. - There is a new scheme. 405 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,695 A car free on underwear. 406 00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:50,825 "Not on this, on an un... - Get out! - Why do you get angry, sir?" 407 00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:53,061 Talk with some manners. We will leave. 408 00:22:53,111 --> 00:22:56,465 "Get out. Please, get out. - Come." 409 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:00,717 (Indistinct) 410 00:23:00,742 --> 00:23:03,077 Yes I am. I have become. 411 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,177 If I will stay with you all then I will even become a donkey! 412 00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:07,284 Sir. - What is it? 413 00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:09,634 "You bought the paper and got passed! - Sir, one minute, sir." 414 00:23:09,675 --> 00:23:11,924 "Sir... sir. - Sir, why me... - Get lost from here!" 415 00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:13,424 Get out... get out! 416 00:23:15,069 --> 00:23:16,867 I am ruined because of you all. 417 00:23:17,536 --> 00:23:18,975 What will I tell my mother? 418 00:23:19,801 --> 00:23:21,768 Poor woman used to work in a collector's house. 419 00:23:22,239 --> 00:23:24,473 She dreamt that even I should study and be a collector. 420 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,853 Why do you need to study to become a collector? 421 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:30,663 You are anyway our collector. You only collect our money. 422 00:23:31,947 --> 00:23:33,557 I don't want to ruin myself further. 423 00:23:33,851 --> 00:23:36,812 "I will go to my village, at least I have my own house to stay." 424 00:23:37,629 --> 00:23:40,713 Yes. It's a great thing to have a house. 425 00:23:42,393 --> 00:23:44,002 But what's the use of that house 426 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,712 ...where parents are after killing each other. 427 00:23:48,856 --> 00:23:50,847 It's better to be homeless than have such a house. 428 00:23:51,692 --> 00:23:53,487 Yes hostel is good at least I get good... 429 00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:57,079 ...sleep sleeping close to Mallika Sherawat. 430 00:23:59,061 --> 00:24:00,747 I lost my sleep when I was small. 431 00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:04,393 My father had two wives. One was my mother. 432 00:24:04,802 --> 00:24:06,343 And the other of the neighbor. 433 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,568 Sou(100)... teal(oil) Sou... sou... teal... 434 00:24:10,609 --> 00:24:11,936 ...sou teal... souteali(step). 435 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,877 Her kids used to make fun of my dumbness. 436 00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:17,528 You still had a house. 437 00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:20,072 I neither had a house nor family. 438 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,233 When I came to my senses I was in Jhamnadas orphanage. 439 00:24:24,169 --> 00:24:26,402 First I used to think that Jhamnadas only is my father. 440 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,900 Then I later got to know that Jhamnadas expired when small. 441 00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:33,930 His father had made this orphanage in his remembrance. 442 00:24:34,138 --> 00:24:35,711 Then send them into an orphanage. 443 00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:36,990 They won't take you all in even there. 444 00:24:37,618 --> 00:24:39,601 I don't want to stay with you all. I am going. 445 00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,263 He will come back in that same speed he left. 446 00:24:46,962 --> 00:24:47,988 It's 10.30. 447 00:24:53,104 --> 00:24:54,408 "Gopal, he is talking to you." 448 00:24:55,549 --> 00:24:58,502 (Background music) 449 00:24:59,869 --> 00:25:01,217 What... tsunami? 450 00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:07,564 We are here only. 451 00:25:08,347 --> 00:25:10,332 "Hey man, we should have betted on it." 452 00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:11,665 He came back again. 453 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,541 Is this a time to jog! 454 00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:20,964 Ok Vasuli is coming. Hey run from here! 455 00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,218 Catch those rascals! 456 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,106 "We are running for the money." 457 00:25:27,618 --> 00:25:29,748 "We are running for the money." 458 00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:34,361 "Hey Gopal, hurry up! Run! Come on!" 459 00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:39,798 "Hey, come on!" 460 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,210 "What happened, buddy? What happened?" 461 00:26:04,235 --> 00:26:05,514 We have taken it on installment... 462 00:26:05,555 --> 00:26:06,829 ...this doesn't mean that it keeps on stopping. - Man! 463 00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:08,776 "It keeps on stopping, what kind of a bike is this!" 464 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,209 "What happened? - Hurry up, look!" 465 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:11,935 Hey! Vasuli! Vasuli! 466 00:26:11,983 --> 00:26:14,263 "We are running for the money." 467 00:26:15,197 --> 00:26:17,873 We will have to climb this gate. - Doors open too! 468 00:26:17,898 --> 00:26:18,872 (Gate opening sound) 469 00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:20,032 Come! Hey! 470 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,916 (Door opening sound) 471 00:26:21,961 --> 00:26:22,961 Who is it? 472 00:26:43,516 --> 00:26:45,696 Who is it? - No one. 473 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,399 I am having this feeling that he saw us. 474 00:27:06,252 --> 00:27:07,322 Did he see or not? 475 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:11,282 What he saw no one else saw that. - What did he see? 476 00:27:12,689 --> 00:27:15,819 He saw that we are four of us and oldie is alone. 477 00:27:16,732 --> 00:27:18,406 He will go inside and call the police. 478 00:27:18,962 --> 00:27:19,990 Then let's run. 479 00:27:20,031 --> 00:27:22,256 Yes. Anyway we haven't come to buy the bungalow. 480 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:26,816 No... no... no... no! 481 00:27:26,841 --> 00:27:28,184 (Vehicle passing sound) 482 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:30,119 (Sighs) 483 00:27:31,231 --> 00:27:32,536 (Coughs) 484 00:27:34,379 --> 00:27:39,200 (Foot steps) 485 00:27:41,152 --> 00:27:42,630 (Sighs) 486 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,400 You know if there is any noise then I feel... 487 00:27:47,441 --> 00:27:49,819 ...as if our grandson Sameer has come. 488 00:27:51,198 --> 00:27:53,580 When Sameer will come he will come in broad day light. 489 00:27:54,112 --> 00:27:57,091 He will not come at night like a thief. 490 00:27:58,272 --> 00:28:00,896 Wonder whether he will come or not. 491 00:28:01,439 --> 00:28:02,813 He will come... he will come. 492 00:28:04,061 --> 00:28:08,170 America is not close by. You know it take 22 hours even by plane. 493 00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:12,834 Here it has been 22 years I had seen him when he was small. 494 00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:19,198 "I know and you are just living waiting for him, right?" 495 00:28:19,957 --> 00:28:21,753 Why not he is our only grandson and... 496 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,117 ...if you go to see then he is our only heir. Really. 497 00:28:26,278 --> 00:28:28,599 See let him come whenever he comes. 498 00:28:29,263 --> 00:28:31,948 But till he comes we will have to live... 499 00:28:31,973 --> 00:28:34,921 "...being each other's support, right?" 500 00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,624 One... tell me one thing. 501 00:28:40,756 --> 00:28:43,725 "When he will come, how will recognize him?" 502 00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:47,980 You don't worry I am sure. - Yes. 503 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:51,192 We... we will feel it on our own. 504 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:52,281 (Sighs) 505 00:28:52,306 --> 00:28:54,929 "Come on, it's very late lets go to sleep." 506 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:00,023 Switch off the lights. 507 00:29:01,972 --> 00:29:04,616 What difference does it make whether there is light or darkness? 508 00:29:04,641 --> 00:29:05,375 (Sighs) 509 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,443 We are destined for nights 24 hours a day. - Yes. 510 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:12,484 Then why did you take a torch and go outside? 511 00:29:12,615 --> 00:29:15,488 Yes. So that the thieves don't get to know... 512 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,850 ...that two blind people stay in this bungalow. 513 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,645 Hey the oldie fooled us they both are blind! 514 00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:25,915 They are not deaf. 515 00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:35,045 "Kalengoor, last bus stop. - Last bus stop." 516 00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:38,852 Chapel lane. Last bungalow. - Last bungalow. 517 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,818 The name of the bungalow? 518 00:29:39,859 --> 00:29:42,477 Shanti Niketan. - Not Nari Niketan it's Shanti Nike... 519 00:29:42,502 --> 00:29:45,359 I said Shanti Niketan only. - Shanti Niketan. 520 00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,925 Which floor? - Who came? Who came? 521 00:29:48,605 --> 00:29:52,566 He is asking which floor. - Is your top floor empty or what? 522 00:29:52,630 --> 00:29:55,750 I said bungalow... bungalow! He is asking for which floor! 523 00:29:55,808 --> 00:29:58,187 Two people stay there an old man and an old lady. 524 00:29:58,212 --> 00:30:02,395 Both are blind. - Blind! Your work will be done. 525 00:30:05,335 --> 00:30:07,635 (Bird chirping) 526 00:30:08,422 --> 00:30:11,725 (Temple bell) 527 00:30:12,762 --> 00:30:13,905 Hey where is Gopal? 528 00:30:34,894 --> 00:30:37,629 What are you thinking of? - There is an idea. 529 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,040 What if I enter the house as Sameer? 530 00:30:45,725 --> 00:30:47,335 Hey what if they get to know then? 531 00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:54,055 They can't see whatever face it is what difference does it make? 532 00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:56,507 No... no it's a sin to do such. 533 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,655 Hey think it's such a big bungalow. 534 00:30:59,962 --> 00:31:02,460 Our lives will be made. No problem of food and drinks! 535 00:31:03,365 --> 00:31:05,115 But you both will have to stay as Lucky. 536 00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:07,147 What do you mean? 537 00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:09,748 I mean that you both will have to stay as dumb and deaf like Lucky. 538 00:31:10,407 --> 00:31:13,831 No one will speak. Only I will speak. - Thank you. 539 00:31:14,054 --> 00:31:16,345 My head is blasting after hearing them talk. Hey! 540 00:31:16,685 --> 00:31:19,056 Hey see I won't be able to do this. I am going. 541 00:31:19,176 --> 00:31:20,986 Hey where are you going? Hey leave me. 542 00:31:22,095 --> 00:31:23,986 Hey what are you guys doing! - You won't listen! 543 00:31:24,027 --> 00:31:26,445 Where are you going? - Are you all not ashamed! 544 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,660 Hey! Hey who is it? Who... 545 00:31:41,102 --> 00:31:42,452 Who... who is it? 546 00:31:43,955 --> 00:31:45,989 Who are you? Say! 547 00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:47,816 (Background music) 548 00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:51,889 Say! Who are you! Who are you? Who are you, thief! 549 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:54,092 I will call the police. Police. Thief! 550 00:31:55,116 --> 00:31:57,855 Who are you, tell! Tell or else I will call the cops, tell! 551 00:32:00,407 --> 00:32:04,238 I... I... - Who I? - I... I... I... - Who I? - You are grandpa. 552 00:32:04,374 --> 00:32:07,533 Who are you, thief? - I... I... I am Sameer. 553 00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:10,038 Sameer? Who Sameer? - Sameer your grandson! 554 00:32:10,368 --> 00:32:13,419 Sameer! - My grandson? 555 00:32:14,431 --> 00:32:16,955 My grandson, you came from America! 556 00:32:17,743 --> 00:32:21,619 So why didn't you say as yet? - Surprise... surprise! 557 00:32:21,644 --> 00:32:23,210 Surprise. 558 00:32:23,259 --> 00:32:24,396 How did you come? 559 00:32:24,421 --> 00:32:27,337 (Tinkle) 560 00:32:27,623 --> 00:32:32,309 Flying. - You flied? - In the plane... in the plane. 561 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:36,878 You came all of a sudden. You should have said that you are coming. 562 00:32:38,177 --> 00:32:41,216 You should have written a letter. Or you should have told someone. 563 00:32:41,999 --> 00:32:44,157 You should have called. - I saw Swades movie so I came. 564 00:32:44,182 --> 00:32:49,224 Swades. Hey Swades in Videsh (foreign). 565 00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:53,253 Now you stop your military investigation. - Yes... yes... yes. 566 00:32:53,573 --> 00:32:56,943 My grandson has come after so many years. 567 00:32:57,216 --> 00:33:00,953 Let him at least breath easy. Come... come son, come. 568 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:04,408 Come. You have come after so many years come. -Be careful of the sofa. 569 00:33:05,186 --> 00:33:07,456 Come sit... sit. You have flied you must be tired. 570 00:33:07,481 --> 00:33:11,849 Sit... sit... sit - That's it. -Hey where are you going, sit... sit. 571 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,925 Where is your luggage? - I have brought them. 572 00:33:15,108 --> 00:33:16,250 I have three suitcases. 573 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:18,918 Keep them inside there are many thieves here. 574 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:24,944 Which flight did you come in? - That... from America! 575 00:33:25,206 --> 00:33:27,600 New York to Goa! - Now Goa is direct? 576 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:29,428 You stay in Chicago, right? 577 00:33:30,989 --> 00:33:34,299 That... I shifted. - You shifted, ok. 578 00:33:34,732 --> 00:33:35,772 Where did you stay in New York? 579 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:40,819 That New York... - That is there. 580 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,325 Where do you stay? Where? - There. 581 00:33:42,503 --> 00:33:44,388 Where do you stay in the whole of New York? 582 00:33:46,573 --> 00:33:48,421 Jhasi's queen! - Jhasi's queen? 583 00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:53,058 Fire torch! I don't stay close to Balasaheb's house. 584 00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:57,918 Statue! - Statue? -Statue of Bata... Bata. 585 00:33:57,959 --> 00:34:01,054 Lib... liberty's statue. Next to statue of liberty. - Ok. 586 00:34:01,095 --> 00:34:05,163 Statue of liberty, ok. But the statue is in water. 587 00:34:05,438 --> 00:34:08,384 From when? - From always or even that shifted? 588 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:10,832 No I was joking I open the window... 589 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:12,803 ...of the house then I can see that. 590 00:34:12,828 --> 00:34:16,531 (Background music) 591 00:34:18,581 --> 00:34:20,294 Ok so you have a house facing that. 592 00:34:23,424 --> 00:34:25,649 How nice would it have been if your parents would have come. 593 00:34:30,733 --> 00:34:33,914 What happened? What happened! 594 00:34:34,326 --> 00:34:37,317 Grandpa, there was a cat. - Was it a cat or a bull? 595 00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:40,493 Is that cat Chinese? 596 00:34:41,293 --> 00:34:43,921 Hey you keep quiet! - You talk like this with your grandpa! 597 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:47,697 Where are your values? Can't grandpa joke on a cat? 598 00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:49,921 You have learnt this from aboard and come? 599 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:54,438 Hey you stop! - Stop? Who went? Who went? 600 00:34:54,821 --> 00:34:57,085 "Grandpa, not stop, hunger... hunger." 601 00:34:57,272 --> 00:34:59,319 He must be hungry he has come from so far away. 602 00:34:59,658 --> 00:35:02,786 "You wait, son. I will just cook food and come. - Four plates." 603 00:35:03,087 --> 00:35:04,165 Why four plates? 604 00:35:04,659 --> 00:35:10,130 That... that I have carried three suitcases with me so I am hungry. 605 00:35:10,403 --> 00:35:12,154 "Three suit cases four plates, right." 606 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:15,661 "No... no... no... no not four today in one plate only you, I..." 607 00:35:15,702 --> 00:35:18,646 ...and your grandpa will have food together. 608 00:35:18,687 --> 00:35:20,938 Yes... yes. - Ok bring the food fast. 609 00:35:21,241 --> 00:35:23,827 Why is your voice coming from far away? 610 00:35:23,983 --> 00:35:26,046 "That grandpa, that... my stomach..." 611 00:35:26,087 --> 00:35:28,950 ...is empty so my voice is echoing. 612 00:35:28,991 --> 00:35:31,163 "Ok, it is echoing. - God! He has gone crazy." 613 00:35:31,204 --> 00:35:34,202 "You still didn't tell me your postal address, son." 614 00:35:35,378 --> 00:35:37,380 Listen. - Yes. 615 00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:39,419 Remove the box of clarified butter from top for me. 616 00:35:39,562 --> 00:35:42,737 Yes. - Go remove the box. 617 00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:45,919 Yes grandson has come so today there will be pure clarified butter. 618 00:35:46,047 --> 00:35:49,510 "Otherwise no oil, no clarified butter for me. Dry bread." 619 00:35:49,535 --> 00:35:52,990 (Background music) 620 00:35:53,224 --> 00:35:53,924 Hey! 621 00:35:54,907 --> 00:35:55,594 I don't want to stay here! 622 00:35:55,635 --> 00:35:57,351 If we stay with him we will direct land up in prison. 623 00:35:57,439 --> 00:35:58,220 I am going. 624 00:35:58,261 --> 00:36:01,140 "You cannot go anywhere, you are my half body!" 625 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,153 What do you mean that I am your half body? 626 00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:08,285 I mean for the oldie you are Sameer by body and I am from voice. 627 00:36:08,326 --> 00:36:10,253 Yes and these blinds are very smart. 628 00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:12,575 Once when they touch anyone they never forget that touch. 629 00:36:12,683 --> 00:36:14,421 "And even voice, now it will go on in the same way." 630 00:36:14,581 --> 00:36:16,891 "I cannot do this. - You will have to do it, Laxman." 631 00:36:17,013 --> 00:36:19,609 "Now this will only go on. - Oh God, what a life have you given." 632 00:36:19,841 --> 00:36:21,442 Now what will happen to me? 633 00:36:21,658 --> 00:36:24,227 Nothing will happen; you are living such a life from so long. 634 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,515 You speak on my signals! Hey keep quiet! 635 00:36:26,813 --> 00:36:29,068 "And Gopal, your this plan is going to flop." 636 00:36:31,881 --> 00:36:34,451 I am sure that these two oldies are not blind. 637 00:36:34,715 --> 00:36:36,122 "That oldie was looking at me like this, you know!" 638 00:36:36,202 --> 00:36:38,773 Staring widely! - Hey blind people look this way only. 639 00:36:38,985 --> 00:36:40,975 Hey no that old lady also winked at me. 640 00:36:42,103 --> 00:36:43,362 She winked at you? - Yes. 641 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:45,267 That means that she is 100o/o blind. 642 00:36:45,308 --> 00:36:46,850 She is not! - Hey you! 643 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:48,708 See keep quiet or else I will make you... 644 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:49,926 ...unconscious and then take you inside! 645 00:36:49,951 --> 00:36:50,895 See I... 646 00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:59,530 "Hey! - Sameer dear, the food is ready. - Shut up!" 647 00:36:59,571 --> 00:37:03,051 Hey my voice. - Sorry... sorry. - And whose body? - Mine. 648 00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:06,374 (Ship honking horn) 649 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:08,891 Boss... boss... boss! 650 00:37:09,671 --> 00:37:11,357 What is it? - Sattu has come. Sattu! 651 00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:16,687 A toad in the sea? - Sattu Supari! O my God. 652 00:37:17,584 --> 00:37:18,584 (Indistinct) 653 00:37:19,373 --> 00:37:22,697 "Hey! Supari, my born killer! How do you come, man?" 654 00:37:23,956 --> 00:37:26,060 What come... come? I have just escaped from being less. 655 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,749 You know that! - What! - Can't you give me full information! 656 00:37:28,922 --> 00:37:31,412 Two blind! Two blind! Who will say that they have four bodyguards! 657 00:37:31,452 --> 00:37:32,438 How? 658 00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:34,747 Then! Hey they hit the coconut with such an aim... 659 00:37:34,788 --> 00:37:37,028 ...that if they go for Olympics they will make India proud. 660 00:37:37,108 --> 00:37:39,506 What? - They will make India proud! 661 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:42,039 "Hey why are you yelling, what do you think that I am deaf?" 662 00:37:42,064 --> 00:37:43,046 (Laughs) 663 00:37:43,071 --> 00:37:43,832 Shut up! 664 00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:46,199 What... what have you thought of ahead? 665 00:37:46,295 --> 00:37:48,709 "What have I thought, I will remove an x-ray of my skull." 666 00:37:48,789 --> 00:37:50,277 And... and I will take a pain killer. 667 00:37:50,318 --> 00:37:51,911 "Will take a pain killer, you just do that only." 668 00:37:52,171 --> 00:37:53,973 I will hire another professional killer. Go. 669 00:37:54,014 --> 00:37:59,083 Hey! - What! - Give Sattu Supari another chance please! 670 00:37:59,818 --> 00:38:02,453 This time I will go fully prepared. - You will go? 671 00:38:02,549 --> 00:38:03,542 Yes. - Then go. 672 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,486 Hey why are you walking like this? 673 00:38:08,306 --> 00:38:11,054 Has a nail ever been stuck on your back side? - No. 674 00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:13,671 Then you cannot understand my pain. 675 00:38:13,696 --> 00:38:15,679 You all cannot understand my pain. I am going. 676 00:38:15,704 --> 00:38:17,732 "On that right side, it's much deeper that side. Yes." 677 00:38:19,594 --> 00:38:22,692 Stop walking! Listen to me! 678 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,075 No! I won't listen to anybody! 679 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,640 You guys have got me stuck here. 680 00:38:25,728 --> 00:38:27,200 On top of that you don't allow me to eat too. 681 00:38:27,518 --> 00:38:30,027 Today I will jump from here and commit suicide. 682 00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:31,732 Hey! Lami! 683 00:38:31,773 --> 00:38:36,418 "My Laxman, if you died then what will happen to Nirupa Roy?" 684 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,786 Nirupa Roy? 685 00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:39,664 I will call your mother Nirupa Roy. 686 00:38:39,689 --> 00:38:41,151 I can't call her Aishwaria Rai. 687 00:38:43,415 --> 00:38:44,890 This building is of 2 floors. 688 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:46,179 "If you survived by mistake, then do you..." 689 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,373 ...how much expense you will have to incur? 690 00:38:47,568 --> 00:38:48,625 "As it is, our financial status is not good." 691 00:38:48,697 --> 00:38:51,105 Keep quiet! Because of you I am starving! 692 00:38:51,409 --> 00:38:53,711 And it is better to commit suicide than to starve! 693 00:38:53,937 --> 00:38:56,508 Listen! Where will your counting end? 694 00:38:56,549 --> 00:38:57,749 At 3. 2... 695 00:38:57,790 --> 00:38:59,779 This is not 'Sholay' type suicide. He is really going to die. 696 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:02,659 He can't pee in the dark. And he will commit suicide! 697 00:39:04,524 --> 00:39:05,355 23/4. 698 00:39:05,548 --> 00:39:06,317 Hey! Hey! 699 00:39:06,459 --> 00:39:10,921 What about me if you die? I won't be able to speak! 700 00:39:11,171 --> 00:39:13,685 And who will do my dubbing? 701 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,992 Then come. You too come. 702 00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:17,374 It is better to end our lives forever. 703 00:39:17,494 --> 00:39:18,242 I am leaving. 704 00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:20,563 "Hey, Lucky. You have time, don't you?" 705 00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,314 Do one thing. Get another pack of snacks for me. 706 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,008 Cold drink. 707 00:39:23,479 --> 00:39:24,866 Indian burger for me. Less spicy. 708 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:25,943 "You were going to die, weren't you?" 709 00:39:26,023 --> 00:39:26,770 I will eat and then I will die. 710 00:39:26,811 --> 00:39:27,655 I will not die with empty stomach. 711 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,015 Otherwise you will have acidity. - You! 712 00:39:29,761 --> 00:39:32,556 "If you die, then give me your watch." 713 00:39:35,431 --> 00:39:38,452 "Now if you won't die, then I only will push you!" 714 00:39:38,532 --> 00:39:39,571 What a friend you are! 715 00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:40,625 You are not letting me to die peacefully too! 716 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:41,770 You can live peacefully after your death! 717 00:39:41,795 --> 00:39:43,861 This is too much! I will not die! - Go! 718 00:39:43,902 --> 00:39:45,601 I am dead! - Without jumping? 719 00:39:46,548 --> 00:39:50,415 (Background music) 720 00:39:55,451 --> 00:39:57,605 Oh God! She is that girl on the stairs! 721 00:39:58,286 --> 00:40:00,421 What! There is a CD on her? 722 00:40:00,487 --> 00:40:02,183 No! We had seen her on the stairs that day! 723 00:40:02,263 --> 00:40:04,329 Look! Other corpses too are standing in the queue. 724 00:40:05,048 --> 00:40:06,250 Cheap guys! 725 00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,157 Shameless! 726 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,748 Aren't they ashamed to see a girl changing clothes? 727 00:40:13,907 --> 00:40:17,030 "I know! There is no decency in this world! - Yes, buddy!" 728 00:40:17,071 --> 00:40:18,819 They peep in other's houses! - Yes. 729 00:40:25,284 --> 00:40:26,914 What is she doing! We were looking! 730 00:40:32,757 --> 00:40:33,507 Fool! 731 00:40:36,465 --> 00:40:39,161 Gopal doesn't know the difference between buying and making alcohol. 732 00:40:40,193 --> 00:40:41,891 Today I will drink to my heart's content. 733 00:40:43,462 --> 00:40:45,204 "Exactly my sentiments, buddy!" 734 00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:48,795 Why are you sitting woebegone? - Then why should I do? 735 00:40:49,124 --> 00:40:51,009 "You guys don't let me eat, drink or commit suicide." 736 00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:51,997 Keep quiet! 737 00:40:52,022 --> 00:40:53,212 Look at this! You guys don't even let me wail! 738 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:54,016 Sameer! 739 00:40:56,126 --> 00:40:57,057 Sameer! 740 00:40:59,343 --> 00:41:02,207 I hope the food was sufficient. Did you eat properly? 741 00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:06,005 I hope the food was sufficient. Why don't you say something? 742 00:41:06,424 --> 00:41:08,026 I think you are feeling sleepy. 743 00:41:08,144 --> 00:41:11,342 "I lost my slumber a long time back, dear. A long time back." 744 00:41:12,962 --> 00:41:15,423 Say something. Why are you angry? 745 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:18,230 I think you didn't like the food cooked by your grandma. 746 00:41:19,485 --> 00:41:20,330 What to do? 747 00:41:20,539 --> 00:41:22,341 Since the time she has lost her eyesight... 748 00:41:22,508 --> 00:41:25,563 ...she adds sugar instead of salt and salt instead of sugar. 749 00:41:25,844 --> 00:41:28,173 Sometimes I too drink salty tea. 750 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,200 Say something. Why don't you speak up. 751 00:41:30,283 --> 00:41:31,816 I think you are like your father. 752 00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:33,802 Till the time I wouldn't beat him 10 times... 753 00:41:33,843 --> 00:41:35,298 ...he wouldn't speak. 754 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:37,113 Say! Say! Say! 755 00:41:38,032 --> 00:41:39,141 Say! 756 00:41:39,191 --> 00:41:41,213 I too had beaten your father a lot when he was a kid! 757 00:41:41,235 --> 00:41:42,197 Say something! 758 00:41:42,365 --> 00:41:45,917 I think you like beatings from your grandpa! Say something! 759 00:41:48,821 --> 00:41:50,028 "Grandpa, there was betel leaf in the mouth." 760 00:41:50,124 --> 00:41:50,995 I was searching for a place to spit. 761 00:41:51,036 --> 00:41:53,755 I see! You must have spited at a nice place. 762 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,501 You eat betel leaf in America too? 763 00:41:56,758 --> 00:41:57,459 It is available there. 764 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,007 "What do you think of America, grandpa?" 765 00:41:59,048 --> 00:42:00,115 In each nook and corner. 766 00:42:00,293 --> 00:42:02,567 What chatting is going on between the grandpa and grandson? 767 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:06,427 Nothing! I was asking how is everybody in America. 768 00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:08,511 And how is America. 769 00:42:10,006 --> 00:42:12,121 Everything is fine in America. - I see! 770 00:42:12,884 --> 00:42:13,875 And they both? 771 00:42:16,515 --> 00:42:17,215 Who? 772 00:42:18,385 --> 00:42:19,728 With whom you stay. 773 00:42:19,769 --> 00:42:21,529 Parents! - Your parents! 774 00:42:22,561 --> 00:42:25,821 They are fine. They are good. They miss you both a lot. 775 00:42:26,231 --> 00:42:28,082 "If they miss us, then why didn't they come?" 776 00:42:28,343 --> 00:42:30,807 "If they had come, then how would you have missed them today?" 777 00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:33,215 What does Sujata say about me? 778 00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:36,934 Sujata? Who? - Fool! Forgot your mother's name! 779 00:42:38,235 --> 00:42:42,780 Sujata! Who! - Fool! Your mother! Your mom! 780 00:42:42,953 --> 00:42:44,245 "Grandpa, she is fine." 781 00:42:44,325 --> 00:42:45,894 I have been calling her as mother since childhood. 782 00:42:45,935 --> 00:42:46,867 So I don't remember her name. 783 00:42:46,892 --> 00:42:49,826 She misses you both a lot. Can I go to sleep? - What! 784 00:42:50,410 --> 00:42:53,681 Actually I have come from such a far off place... 785 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:55,101 I see! Jetlag! Jetlag! 786 00:42:55,126 --> 00:42:55,790 (Sighs) 787 00:42:55,813 --> 00:42:56,904 He is tired! 788 00:42:57,977 --> 00:42:59,624 "Grandma, bed sheets." 789 00:42:59,853 --> 00:43:02,449 Everything is there in the cupboard. 790 00:43:02,490 --> 00:43:03,521 4 bed sheets. 791 00:43:04,090 --> 00:43:05,297 Why 4? - Why 4? 792 00:43:06,055 --> 00:43:08,210 It is very cold in America. 793 00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:10,366 So since childhood I have the habit of taking 4 bed sheets. 794 00:43:10,751 --> 00:43:11,949 Go! It is lying in the cupboard! 795 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,481 "You will need it for cold and hot weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep." 796 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,383 "Goodnight, grandpa." 797 00:43:15,408 --> 00:43:17,969 Hey! Have you forgotten the custom of the house? 798 00:43:18,899 --> 00:43:20,186 'Jai Shree Krishna'. 799 00:43:20,895 --> 00:43:23,596 'Jai Shree Krishna" -"Jai shree Krishna." grandpa. 800 00:43:23,637 --> 00:43:25,892 'Jai Shree Krishna'! 'Jai Shree Krishna'! 801 00:43:26,511 --> 00:43:28,422 He forgets his mother's name. But he remembers goodnight. 802 00:43:28,463 --> 00:43:29,550 Forget it! 803 00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:30,694 Why does he need 4 bed sheets? 804 00:43:30,735 --> 00:43:32,748 There must be some reason. Why are you after it! 805 00:43:32,897 --> 00:43:37,037 "There are only 3 bed sheets here. - Not 3, 2!" 806 00:43:37,798 --> 00:43:41,061 "But we are 4 people. -Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1! Thanks." 807 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,240 But... 808 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:47,576 Go away! Even I need a bed sheet! Otherwise I can't sleep! 809 00:43:47,617 --> 00:43:50,529 "You need slumber, not bed sheet to go to sleep. Go to sleep." 810 00:43:50,554 --> 00:43:54,630 (Background music) 811 00:44:09,636 --> 00:44:11,811 "Life sucks, buddy." 812 00:44:19,372 --> 00:44:22,395 (Screaming) 813 00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:25,256 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'! 814 00:44:25,281 --> 00:44:26,415 Who is it? 815 00:44:26,490 --> 00:44:28,996 'Vande Mantram'! - Keep quiet! 816 00:44:29,052 --> 00:44:32,174 What are you doing! Keep quiet! - 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'! 817 00:44:32,205 --> 00:44:33,635 Keep quiet! -What has happened! 818 00:44:33,944 --> 00:44:34,943 Have you gone mad! 819 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,086 Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'! 820 00:44:36,136 --> 00:44:38,213 Was somebody hanging you? - I was seeing a dream. 821 00:44:38,816 --> 00:44:39,963 "I saw that the old lady, the old man..." 822 00:44:39,988 --> 00:44:41,598 ...and you all were trying to kill me. 823 00:44:42,127 --> 00:44:44,822 We all have not joined hands. But we do want to kill you! 824 00:44:44,994 --> 00:44:46,253 Sameer! 825 00:44:48,346 --> 00:44:49,196 Sameer! 826 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:53,042 What freedom are you fighting for in the middle of the night? 827 00:44:53,501 --> 00:44:53,907 Huh? 828 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,291 Actually... 829 00:44:56,386 --> 00:44:58,244 26th January is approaching soon. I was rehearsing for that. 830 00:44:58,324 --> 00:45:00,010 I see! 26th January! 831 00:45:00,979 --> 00:45:02,481 It has gone. A few days ago. 832 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:08,486 15th August is going to come. - Yes. 15th August! 15th August! 833 00:45:08,835 --> 00:45:13,468 "Tell me one thing. You are Sameer, aren't you?" 834 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,741 No! I am Ajay Devgan! Why! 835 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:21,115 "Grandpa, I am Sameer! Your Sameer! Why are you asking?" 836 00:45:22,059 --> 00:45:24,647 Because since the time you have returned from America... 837 00:45:25,608 --> 00:45:28,947 ...you haven't asked about the box. 838 00:45:29,421 --> 00:45:35,799 "Box? Box! Yes, grandpa! Where is the box? I forgot." 839 00:45:36,355 --> 00:45:40,194 That box is there. It is where it should be. 840 00:45:40,961 --> 00:45:41,242 Hmm. 841 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:44,473 You go to sleep. You go to sleep. 842 00:45:50,093 --> 00:45:51,119 What is there? 843 00:45:52,009 --> 00:45:53,702 "It is a mattress, grandpa. Mattress." 844 00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:54,980 Mattress. 845 00:45:59,439 --> 00:46:00,490 Too much of dirt. 846 00:46:01,039 --> 00:46:01,867 Yes. 847 00:46:05,507 --> 00:46:10,117 Dry it in the sun. Dry the mattress. 848 00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:12,692 "Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!" 849 00:46:13,323 --> 00:46:15,825 Goodnight. Sleep tight. 850 00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:19,367 "Not box! If there was a pistol, then I would have shot him." 851 00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:22,694 Go to sleep! Go to sleep! 852 00:46:23,549 --> 00:46:25,680 It's paining a lot? Where is it hurting? Show me! 853 00:47:17,934 --> 00:47:19,227 Who is there? Who is there? 854 00:47:19,307 --> 00:47:21,126 I am there. What happened? 855 00:47:22,795 --> 00:47:24,795 Why did you whistle? - Whistle? 856 00:47:26,082 --> 00:47:29,053 "Darling, after 40 years of marriage..." 857 00:47:29,907 --> 00:47:33,169 ...husband can only shoot his wife. But not whistle. 858 00:47:40,309 --> 00:47:42,165 Who is there? What happened? 859 00:47:42,952 --> 00:47:45,029 "Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat." 860 00:47:45,109 --> 00:47:47,296 Chinese cat. Chinese cat. 861 00:47:47,345 --> 00:47:48,813 Cat! - Go! 862 00:47:48,971 --> 00:47:50,445 "What? - Grandpa, cat!" 863 00:47:50,810 --> 00:47:52,139 It will drink all the milk! 864 00:47:54,231 --> 00:47:55,255 "I am observing, dear." 865 00:47:55,919 --> 00:47:57,982 You have forgotten to seek elder's blessings too. 866 00:47:58,603 --> 00:47:59,771 Come. Touch my feet. 867 00:47:59,890 --> 00:48:01,134 Actually... grandpa! 868 00:48:01,175 --> 00:48:04,668 What! Come! Come! Seek my blessings. 869 00:48:05,057 --> 00:48:08,882 Actually... grandpa! - What! Seek my blessings. 870 00:48:09,521 --> 00:48:13,334 Come! Seek my blessings! Come! 871 00:48:13,359 --> 00:48:14,118 Stand straight! 872 00:48:14,939 --> 00:48:16,712 Will you talk like this with your grandpa? 873 00:48:17,153 --> 00:48:18,629 You will say stand straight! Fool! 874 00:48:18,933 --> 00:48:21,941 "I... was talking to God, grandpa." 875 00:48:22,021 --> 00:48:22,842 I was performing the veneration. 876 00:48:22,867 --> 00:48:24,889 Where you performing the veneration or scolding your grandpa. 877 00:48:25,054 --> 00:48:28,591 Come! Come! Seek my blessings! Come! 878 00:48:32,923 --> 00:48:33,633 What happened? 879 00:48:33,728 --> 00:48:36,366 "Chinese cat, grandpa!" 880 00:48:39,510 --> 00:48:40,129 Wow! 881 00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:41,196 Why are you sitting here? 882 00:48:41,276 --> 00:48:43,654 You know he is in trouble there! What are you doing here! 883 00:48:46,394 --> 00:48:46,832 Oh, God! 884 00:48:47,235 --> 00:48:48,385 Mind-blowing! 885 00:48:53,094 --> 00:48:55,450 I had sent you guys to bring him! What are you both doing here? 886 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,639 We are seeing a rape. - Where? 887 00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:58,535 There! 888 00:49:00,595 --> 00:49:01,996 We have found a good chance. 889 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:04,002 We will save the girl and impress her! 890 00:49:04,648 --> 00:49:06,406 Your idea is great! 891 00:49:06,482 --> 00:49:07,605 Let's go! - Come on! 892 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:08,263 Babies.. 893 00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:09,311 Salman Khan is coming! 894 00:49:09,352 --> 00:49:11,323 Jackie Chan also! - Wait! Wait! 895 00:49:17,785 --> 00:49:18,215 Buggers. 896 00:49:18,695 --> 00:49:20,205 I want to be Salman Khan. 897 00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:22,071 You all will make me P.T. Usha. 898 00:49:23,168 --> 00:49:24,423 What is the need to run? 899 00:49:25,547 --> 00:49:26,718 We will call the cap? 900 00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:29,245 Watchman? 901 00:49:31,627 --> 00:49:34,579 Police! Police! Yes! Nice idea! We will call the police! 902 00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:35,321 Nonsense. 903 00:49:35,346 --> 00:49:37,105 First the heroes enter! And then the police! 904 00:49:37,405 --> 00:49:39,154 Ring the bell! Ring the bell! Where is the bell? 905 00:49:39,179 --> 00:49:41,361 Is it a temple? - Oh yeah! From the back! 906 00:49:42,734 --> 00:49:45,935 "Wait, rapist! Your hero has come!" 907 00:49:46,175 --> 00:49:46,763 Hero? - Yes. 908 00:49:46,882 --> 00:49:48,929 The hero breaks the glass and makes the entry in the Hindi movies. 909 00:49:49,578 --> 00:49:51,564 It is a great idea! - Who will be the scapegoat? 910 00:49:52,207 --> 00:49:52,857 Me! 911 00:49:56,255 --> 00:49:57,457 Mummy! 912 00:50:11,322 --> 00:50:12,601 Who are you all! 913 00:50:18,439 --> 00:50:19,747 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 914 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:21,874 "Come on, boys! Come on." 915 00:50:37,629 --> 00:50:39,843 Are you looking at us angrily? Or your face is like this? 916 00:50:41,024 --> 00:50:43,048 At least thank us for saving you from the rapists. 917 00:50:43,732 --> 00:50:47,552 Shut up! Who are you all! And how dare you all come in! 918 00:50:47,989 --> 00:50:49,962 You all ruined the rehearsals! - Sorry! 919 00:50:50,856 --> 00:50:52,541 It implies they were not raping you? 920 00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:55,028 Oh God! No! This is the theme of our drama! 921 00:50:58,594 --> 00:51:00,489 What did I do? - Aren't you ashamed! 922 00:51:00,692 --> 00:51:02,046 For spreading such rumors! 923 00:51:02,087 --> 00:51:05,963 Such a beautiful girl. Such... - Item... 924 00:51:06,483 --> 00:51:11,973 Such a rich girl! Decent girl! 925 00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:14,073 I am ashamed of you guys! 926 00:51:16,457 --> 00:51:21,720 "Sorry, ma'am! I beg your pardon." 927 00:51:22,077 --> 00:51:26,214 "You... continue. Continue... sir, continue raping her." 928 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,936 Please! Please! Please! Go on! 929 00:51:28,531 --> 00:51:32,421 Please! Please! Go on! Please. - Your sister is calling. 930 00:51:32,818 --> 00:51:35,599 Great! I didn't do anything. 931 00:51:36,868 --> 00:51:38,881 I am a decent man. I was roaming on the terrace. 932 00:51:39,144 --> 00:51:41,825 "Drying my vessels. Sorry, drying my clothes." 933 00:51:43,441 --> 00:51:44,332 He! - Hey! 934 00:51:44,598 --> 00:51:45,522 He! - No! 935 00:51:45,547 --> 00:51:47,350 He came and told me that a girl is there... 936 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,151 ...and 4-5 guys have pounced on her. 937 00:51:49,402 --> 00:51:50,608 Even I was wondering that you don't rape... 938 00:51:50,688 --> 00:51:51,757 ...by putting on the music system. 939 00:51:52,976 --> 00:51:54,299 I am very sorry. This is not my fault. 940 00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:58,738 Liar! Cheater! I am sorry! Really! 941 00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:02,622 Not I! Not I! I came... he told me. 942 00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:06,098 He told me that a few guys are raping that item girl. 943 00:52:06,413 --> 00:52:10,211 Let's go and help her. To help her. To help her. 944 00:52:10,298 --> 00:52:13,657 Aren't you ashamed to spread such cheap things about a decent girl? 945 00:52:13,793 --> 00:52:14,168 Hey! 946 00:52:14,235 --> 00:52:16,222 Keep quiet! God has given you the ability to speak! 947 00:52:16,247 --> 00:52:18,252 It doesn't mean that you will talk rubbish! Get out! 948 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,421 She is asking you to leave. Come. 949 00:52:22,696 --> 00:52:24,454 I said get out! - We are leaving! 950 00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:32,518 "Excuse me, ma'am. It is your fault." 951 00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:33,592 What do you mean? 952 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,080 "Your acting was so real, that we couldn't..." 953 00:52:36,105 --> 00:52:37,614 ...stop ourselves from saving you. 954 00:52:45,047 --> 00:52:46,645 Gopal makes us toil so much. 955 00:52:46,965 --> 00:52:48,805 And he himself bosses around and he relaxes. 956 00:52:48,869 --> 00:52:50,571 Hey You both are quiet! 957 00:52:50,596 --> 00:52:53,411 That's why I too am quiet. Otherwise I would have... 958 00:52:56,526 --> 00:52:59,295 You guys can just threaten and not do anything else. 959 00:52:59,911 --> 00:53:02,033 "If I lost my mind, then I will break his teeth!" 960 00:53:04,847 --> 00:53:07,129 You guys are laughing! You guys think that I am jesting! 961 00:53:07,335 --> 00:53:08,776 Let him come in front of me... 962 00:53:09,232 --> 00:53:11,559 "I will tell him that whatever she is doing, that is fine." 963 00:53:12,105 --> 00:53:13,543 "And Gopal, these two scoundrels..." 964 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,939 ...are provoking me against you. Do you know? 965 00:53:17,290 --> 00:53:19,068 "If you will beat me, then I won't wash the vessels." 966 00:53:20,977 --> 00:53:21,875 You are not washing it properly. 967 00:53:21,909 --> 00:53:23,679 "Look, this is not clean. Clean it again." 968 00:53:24,074 --> 00:53:26,359 Come on! Come on! Come on! 969 00:53:28,958 --> 00:53:29,619 They both are blind. 970 00:53:29,644 --> 00:53:31,215 They won't know whether it is clean or dirty. 971 00:53:31,433 --> 00:53:33,970 "Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!" 972 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:36,479 "Hail Krishna! Hail Krishna! Hail Krishna!" 973 00:53:36,774 --> 00:53:37,523 The worship is over? 974 00:53:39,478 --> 00:53:40,739 Isn't it strange? - What happened? 975 00:53:40,819 --> 00:53:42,610 Since the time Sameer has returned home... 976 00:53:43,163 --> 00:53:44,987 ...he doesn't allow us to do any work. 977 00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:46,636 He had stayed in America. 978 00:53:46,731 --> 00:53:48,562 And there you have to do everything yourself. 979 00:53:48,863 --> 00:53:49,803 Really? - Yes. 980 00:53:49,851 --> 00:53:51,735 "Greetings, grandpa. Greetings, grandma." 981 00:53:51,776 --> 00:53:53,710 Niraali. Take the offerings. 982 00:53:55,376 --> 00:53:57,181 "Grandma, can I get some pickle?" 983 00:53:57,222 --> 00:53:58,178 There is enough! 984 00:53:58,390 --> 00:54:01,750 Your grandma's pickle has still tied me here. 985 00:54:01,953 --> 00:54:03,181 Otherwise a long time back... 986 00:54:03,351 --> 00:54:06,473 Again you have started. You sit. I will get the pickle. 987 00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:07,780 "Okay. - Come, dear." 988 00:54:08,016 --> 00:54:09,098 "Come, grandpa." 989 00:54:10,128 --> 00:54:12,483 What's the matter? Grandma seems to be very happy today. 990 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:13,737 She is bound to be. 991 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:16,509 "Her grandson, Sameer has returned from America." 992 00:54:16,668 --> 00:54:18,047 Really! - "Grandpa, did you call me?" 993 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:21,223 I never called you. You have come uninvited. 994 00:54:22,487 --> 00:54:23,211 You? 995 00:54:23,283 --> 00:54:25,727 "Grandpa, your hot water for bathing is ready. Let's go." 996 00:54:25,815 --> 00:54:28,758 "Come, dear. With your support... where did you go?" 997 00:54:28,783 --> 00:54:30,582 Come. It will get cold. - Yes! Yes! 998 00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:33,665 "Come. - Dear, you sit. I will take a bath and come." 999 00:54:33,706 --> 00:54:34,709 Come. - Okay. 1000 00:54:35,143 --> 00:54:38,122 Is there a towel inside? Or do I have to use my dhoti? 1001 00:54:38,163 --> 00:54:40,108 Go inside. Everything is there. 1002 00:54:44,068 --> 00:54:46,317 So you... - There is so much work! 1003 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:50,611 What! - I have to do grandpa and grandma's work! 1004 00:54:54,159 --> 00:54:55,979 "By the way, what do you do in America?" 1005 00:54:56,649 --> 00:55:03,078 I... I... in America... I fly the kite. - What! 1006 00:55:03,772 --> 00:55:06,721 I mean I make kites. I have a factory of kites. 1007 00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:11,052 Factory of kites! Strange! 1008 00:55:12,366 --> 00:55:14,483 "It is strange here. But in America, it is in demand." 1009 00:55:14,524 --> 00:55:16,296 Less of flight and more of kites fly. 1010 00:55:17,662 --> 00:55:18,624 Let's go out. 1011 00:55:20,589 --> 00:55:21,160 Please. 1012 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:22,672 - I don't mind. - Please, come. 1013 00:55:22,890 --> 00:55:23,543 Please come. 1014 00:55:25,575 --> 00:55:27,834 Your interest lies in what? 1015 00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:31,103 Did you hear that? Your interest lies in what? 1016 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,973 He has come down to kissing in the first meeting. 1017 00:55:34,447 --> 00:55:35,760 Let's go and see what he is doing! - Come! 1018 00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:38,046 I mean what is your hobby? 1019 00:55:38,222 --> 00:55:41,199 Music! Abhijeet Sawant! He is my favorite! 1020 00:55:41,327 --> 00:55:42,257 Mine too. - I see. 1021 00:55:42,321 --> 00:55:43,530 He plays guitar well. 1022 00:55:44,078 --> 00:55:46,781 Guitar? He is a singer! He sings. 1023 00:55:47,072 --> 00:55:47,810 Really? - Yes. 1024 00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:50,240 Then who is the one who plays the guitar in the back? 1025 00:55:50,297 --> 00:55:53,591 In the back? What do I know? - Forget it! 1026 00:55:54,408 --> 00:55:59,625 That... your four sisters... - Sisters? 1027 00:56:00,698 --> 00:56:02,976 I see! They! They are not my sisters. 1028 00:56:03,017 --> 00:56:04,617 We all are paying guest. We stay together. 1029 00:56:05,003 --> 00:56:07,582 I was wondering what your father does. - What? 1030 00:56:08,133 --> 00:56:09,868 I mean what is his profession? 1031 00:56:10,838 --> 00:56:11,932 He has a business in Ahmedabad. 1032 00:56:12,050 --> 00:56:13,788 I see. And what do you do? 1033 00:56:14,276 --> 00:56:15,804 I want to be a fashion designer. 1034 00:56:16,003 --> 00:56:17,711 Right now I am awaiting my result. 1035 00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:20,325 By the way nowadays we are organizing a couple's car race. 1036 00:56:20,431 --> 00:56:22,990 We will donate the money to people affected by rains. 1037 00:56:24,466 --> 00:56:26,162 That day I too got drenched so much. 1038 00:56:26,912 --> 00:56:28,007 But you were in America. 1039 00:56:28,235 --> 00:56:31,963 What! Yes! Yes! Come! - You are a jolly person! 1040 00:56:36,398 --> 00:56:40,716 That day if I too had got drenched here would you have helped me too? 1041 00:56:41,902 --> 00:56:42,902 Of course! 1042 00:56:43,944 --> 00:56:45,430 What I was saying... - Yes. 1043 00:56:45,455 --> 00:56:49,016 The couple's car race that we are organizing I had given this idea. 1044 00:56:49,258 --> 00:56:50,653 I love speed! You know! 1045 00:56:50,938 --> 00:56:53,346 And I will support Monty in tomorrow's race. 1046 00:56:54,393 --> 00:56:56,287 Monty? Who? That rapist? 1047 00:56:58,022 --> 00:57:00,036 Yes. He is my good friend. - I see! 1048 00:57:00,582 --> 00:57:02,263 And I am sure that he will win! 1049 00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:05,575 "By the way, I have never been defeated." 1050 00:57:06,044 --> 00:57:08,299 Really? Then do one thing. 1051 00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:10,520 You too participate tomorrow. 1052 00:57:10,939 --> 00:57:12,428 Yes! -I don't have the license. 1053 00:57:14,788 --> 00:57:17,357 Somebody laughed. - I don't have license of this place. 1054 00:57:17,645 --> 00:57:20,439 I have America's license. I don't have license of this place. 1055 00:57:20,998 --> 00:57:22,567 So I was saying... 1056 00:57:22,608 --> 00:57:24,609 GRANDPA : Who has locked the door from outside? 1057 00:57:25,934 --> 00:57:27,830 GRANDPA : Open the door! - There! 1058 00:57:29,096 --> 00:57:32,680 I will come. You don't go. - No! No! I am here only. 1059 00:57:33,213 --> 00:57:33,900 GRANDPA : Open the door. 1060 00:57:41,743 --> 00:57:43,410 Hi! - You all... 1061 00:57:43,757 --> 00:57:45,405 We live here only. - Here? 1062 00:57:46,567 --> 00:57:48,650 Actually we want to ask many things from you. 1063 00:57:48,896 --> 00:57:50,939 "For the moment, forgiveness will be fine." 1064 00:57:51,861 --> 00:57:53,218 Thank you. Sorry. 1065 00:57:56,171 --> 00:57:56,951 Me too. 1066 00:57:58,112 --> 00:58:00,727 Actually we ruined your rehearsal. 1067 00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:03,867 They couldn't even rape you properly. Very sorry about that. 1068 00:58:04,474 --> 00:58:05,294 Its okay! 1069 00:58:07,561 --> 00:58:09,372 And you will not say sorry. Right? 1070 00:58:10,432 --> 00:58:13,964 He will not speak! He will never speak! He is like this. 1071 00:58:14,673 --> 00:58:18,142 "By the way let me introduce you to my darling servant, Lucky." 1072 00:58:19,028 --> 00:58:23,258 "My laundry boy, Laxman. And my cook, Madhav." 1073 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:27,121 "Say hi, boys! Say hi! - Hi!" 1074 00:58:27,510 --> 00:58:30,017 They are your servants! They have worn good clothes. 1075 00:58:30,247 --> 00:58:32,596 I guess you pay them well. - Actually I... 1076 00:58:34,525 --> 00:58:36,974 "Let's go, Niraali. We will talk on the way. Come. - Okay." 1077 00:58:37,725 --> 00:58:40,328 Put this in the vase! Come! Come! Come! 1078 00:58:40,443 --> 00:58:42,403 "Back to work, boys! Back to work!" 1079 00:58:43,468 --> 00:58:44,468 This Gopal! 1080 00:58:46,612 --> 00:58:48,833 He makes us the servant! And he went away with her! 1081 00:58:50,062 --> 00:58:52,848 How far will he go? He doesn't know how to drive the car. 1082 00:58:53,723 --> 00:58:55,678 I will win tomorrow's race. - What do you mean? 1083 00:58:55,983 --> 00:58:57,896 And my trophy will be Niraali! 1084 00:58:58,166 --> 00:59:00,816 But where will the car come for us useless people? 1085 00:59:02,512 --> 00:59:03,895 I will arrange for that too. 1086 00:59:07,727 --> 00:59:08,697 What are you doing? 1087 00:59:08,858 --> 00:59:11,139 "50! 50! How much! 50! ' MADHAV : Excuse me, sir." 1088 00:59:15,407 --> 00:59:17,367 Madhav! - Hi! 1089 00:59:19,114 --> 00:59:19,883 Aren't you Madhav! 1090 00:59:20,002 --> 00:59:24,362 No! He is calling you Madhav! Then he will call you Laxman! 1091 00:59:24,403 --> 00:59:28,912 Then he will call you Gopal! No! Absolutely no! 1092 00:59:28,953 --> 00:59:31,644 This is Ceo. - And that's Dinky! 1093 00:59:33,157 --> 00:59:34,838 "Madhav, did he recognize us?" 1094 00:59:34,915 --> 00:59:35,384 Uhh? 1095 00:59:36,022 --> 00:59:37,404 What is the lady saying? 1096 00:59:37,453 --> 00:59:39,458 She is saying that she wants a nice car. 1097 00:59:39,538 --> 00:59:43,177 A car that will suit my Dinky! - Oh! 1098 00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:47,211 "I see! Ma'am, look at this. 1965 model!" 1099 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:52,937 "Ceo, is he talking about the car" or telling us his birthday! 1100 00:59:55,184 --> 00:59:57,582 Dinky is so funny! She is so funny! 1101 00:59:57,607 --> 00:59:59,905 Ceo. Really! Come here! 1102 01:00:01,487 --> 01:00:08,072 "Ma'am, look at that. A nice model. Just like you." 1103 01:00:08,321 --> 01:00:10,149 Let's see the model. Forget her. 1104 01:00:10,255 --> 01:00:11,205 - Come. - Come. 1105 01:00:11,394 --> 01:00:13,034 "Na Na Na" - Oh! 1106 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,273 Look at this! The latest and speed car! 1107 01:00:16,009 --> 01:00:17,518 It is in demand in the market. 1108 01:00:17,969 --> 01:00:20,506 And there is no such goods in the market too. 1109 01:00:20,632 --> 01:00:22,923 "We don't want goods, we want car. We have goods." 1110 01:00:24,026 --> 01:00:25,530 And I will have to test drive it. 1111 01:00:25,719 --> 01:00:27,102 Yes. Can we test drive it? Please. 1112 01:00:27,175 --> 01:00:28,800 Let's take a test drive. - Thank you. 1113 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,166 Will you sit on my lap? 1114 01:00:30,703 --> 01:00:32,244 - Hold this! - Oops! 1115 01:00:33,048 --> 01:00:35,141 Take the chequebook. Fill in the amount. 1116 01:00:35,237 --> 01:00:36,999 "See you soon. - Bye, cartoon." 1117 01:00:37,813 --> 01:00:39,550 Oops! Sorry, wrong man! 1118 01:00:40,169 --> 01:00:41,481 - Bye, sweetie! - Come on." 1119 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:45,242 "Careful, Dinky." 1120 01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:54,284 Dinky! Take a small test drive. Dinky! 1121 01:00:55,745 --> 01:00:56,984 "Golmaal!" 1122 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,726 Receipt for Ganpati's charity. 1123 01:01:01,756 --> 01:01:04,931 "Hey, Dinky! You conned me!" 1124 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:07,537 "Good afternoon, friends!" 1125 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:11,601 Welcome to Castrol GTX motor chase 2006. 1126 01:01:12,099 --> 01:01:14,003 We are thankful to all of you. 1127 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:16,228 That you all participated in this rally for... 1128 01:01:16,308 --> 01:01:19,011 ...the 26th July Rainfall Relief. 1129 01:01:19,407 --> 01:01:23,154 And to increase the excitement of this race's... 1130 01:01:23,368 --> 01:01:27,271 ...the winner of this race will receive a cheque prize of 5 lakhs. 1131 01:01:31,597 --> 01:01:33,202 You won't be able to defeat Monty. 1132 01:01:33,781 --> 01:01:34,981 He seems to be a professional. 1133 01:01:35,247 --> 01:01:37,864 Even I am a professional! Look at my idea! 1134 01:01:38,415 --> 01:01:39,095 Yey! Baby! 1135 01:01:48,224 --> 01:01:49,361 "Golmaal." 1136 01:02:22,607 --> 01:02:24,081 Come on! 1137 01:02:32,724 --> 01:02:33,464 "Golmaal!" 1138 01:02:33,489 --> 01:02:34,339 Faster! 1139 01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,890 Faster! Faster! 1140 01:03:15,206 --> 01:03:16,556 Got the steering! Got it. 1141 01:04:27,062 --> 01:04:27,867 Hi! 1142 01:04:28,938 --> 01:04:29,453 Hi! 1143 01:04:46,657 --> 01:04:48,073 Its petrol is not getting over. 1144 01:04:48,235 --> 01:04:48,935 What 1145 01:04:51,499 --> 01:04:52,794 Our petrol will get over! 1146 01:05:11,214 --> 01:05:13,638 Monty! The petrol is over! Oh God! 1147 01:05:13,735 --> 01:05:15,135 What is happening! 1148 01:05:15,802 --> 01:05:16,684 Run quickly! 1149 01:05:16,754 --> 01:05:17,616 Why are you not saying anything? 1150 01:05:20,635 --> 01:05:22,529 There is so much petrol in your car! 1151 01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:27,720 Please! 1152 01:05:28,683 --> 01:05:30,233 My honor is at stake! 1153 01:05:30,528 --> 01:05:32,113 Come on! Come on! Come on! 1154 01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:34,683 Come on! Come on! Come on! 1155 01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:38,506 Come on! Come on! Come on! 1156 01:05:40,887 --> 01:05:44,456 For Niraali's sake! Come on! A little bit more! 1157 01:05:44,576 --> 01:05:45,232 Little more. 1158 01:05:45,429 --> 01:05:45,945 Come on. 1159 01:05:49,926 --> 01:05:51,119 We won! 1160 01:05:51,879 --> 01:05:52,582 Amazing. 1161 01:05:57,782 --> 01:05:58,732 Nonsense! 1162 01:05:59,853 --> 01:06:00,915 I saw your driving! 1163 01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:03,150 You should participate in a bullock race! Not a car race! 1164 01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:07,473 "Niraali, I don't know how the petrol got over in the car." 1165 01:06:07,596 --> 01:06:08,757 If you don't have the money to buy the petrol... 1166 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,159 ...then why did you participate in the car race! 1167 01:06:10,239 --> 01:06:12,330 Relax! - You have made a mockery of me too! 1168 01:06:12,371 --> 01:06:13,709 We are meeting for lunch. I will explain then. 1169 01:06:13,984 --> 01:06:16,340 Lunch and with you! I will not even have tea with you! 1170 01:06:17,469 --> 01:06:18,869 "Niraali, listen!" 1171 01:06:20,523 --> 01:06:22,704 Leave me! Leave me! 1172 01:06:23,869 --> 01:06:28,589 Now I call on stage the winner of Castrol GTX motor chase 2006. 1173 01:06:28,962 --> 01:06:30,750 Mr. Madhav Singh Ghai! 1174 01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:35,668 Madhav! - Madhav! - Madhav! - Madhav! 1175 01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:39,347 Yes! 1176 01:06:39,784 --> 01:06:41,334 Thank you! Thank you! 1177 01:06:42,894 --> 01:06:45,886 And here comes the cheque of 5 lakhs. 1178 01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:54,533 Yeah! Yeah! 1179 01:06:54,907 --> 01:06:59,357 Now as decided Mr. Madhav Singh will donate the amount... 1180 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:02,862 ...to 26th July Rainfall Relief Charitable Trust. 1181 01:07:13,504 --> 01:07:15,577 Wow! He is so handsome. No? 1182 01:07:15,602 --> 01:07:17,363 "You are also not any less, darling!" 1183 01:07:17,509 --> 01:07:18,935 Will you come for 9-12? 1184 01:07:21,803 --> 01:07:24,605 You! It is your hobby to tease girls! 1185 01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:25,993 Shut up! 1186 01:07:30,488 --> 01:07:33,098 Why didn't you tell her something? You can't speak. 1187 01:07:35,177 --> 01:07:37,164 I was just jesting! Why are you feeling bad? 1188 01:07:41,135 --> 01:07:42,841 You know! You should be driving. 1189 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:48,702 Do you know Shubash Ghai? He is my close relative. 1190 01:07:49,424 --> 01:07:52,019 But he is not launching me. And I want to be an actor. 1191 01:07:52,257 --> 01:07:55,707 So unwillingly I only have to produce and direct the film. 1192 01:07:56,097 --> 01:07:57,485 'Uima! ' - What happened? 1193 01:07:58,223 --> 01:08:00,238 It is the name of my movie! My movie's name! 1194 01:08:00,484 --> 01:08:01,888 And I am the hero. 1195 01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:03,768 Then what were you doing in Shanti Niketan? 1196 01:08:03,807 --> 01:08:05,104 Ohh... 1197 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:07,019 I am a method actor! Method actor! 1198 01:08:07,724 --> 01:08:10,365 You see I am making a movie on servants. 1199 01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:13,765 And I wanted to know servants closely. Yes! 1200 01:08:13,929 --> 01:08:16,684 I see! So you are a perfectionist? 1201 01:08:16,917 --> 01:08:18,631 Always! Always! 1202 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:22,365 You must have seen how I had stopped at the race line. - Yes! 1203 01:08:22,445 --> 01:08:25,256 Neither in the front nor on the back. Just perfect. 1204 01:08:25,281 --> 01:08:25,884 Right? 1205 01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:28,385 Do you have lunch? Will you have lunch with me? 1206 01:08:28,534 --> 01:08:31,570 Today I... I mean... - No! No! No! 1207 01:08:32,414 --> 01:08:34,744 "Look, my perfectionist heart will break." 1208 01:08:35,176 --> 01:08:37,347 Like how you broke the petrol's tank. 1209 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:41,275 "Golmaal!" 1210 01:08:42,314 --> 01:08:42,736 Oh my god! 1211 01:08:43,226 --> 01:08:44,074 Its mine! 1212 01:08:44,331 --> 01:08:46,043 "This prize belongs to you, Niraali." 1213 01:08:47,013 --> 01:08:49,823 This fool had made a hole in your tank! 1214 01:08:50,581 --> 01:08:53,038 So that you lose this race! 1215 01:08:54,983 --> 01:08:57,509 His face is like mine! There is another like me! 1216 01:08:57,596 --> 01:09:01,756 Idiot! I had taught you driving! - Liar! 1217 01:09:01,836 --> 01:09:03,181 Not to cheat! - You are lying! 1218 01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:04,653 What I thought of you and what you turned out to be! 1219 01:09:05,764 --> 01:09:06,919 "Let it be, Niraali." 1220 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,333 It is futile to lock horns with such filthy people. 1221 01:09:09,452 --> 01:09:12,300 "We will spoil our mood. Come, I will escort you home. Come." 1222 01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:13,332 You can sit anywhere. 1223 01:09:13,373 --> 01:09:15,601 I will not spare you! 1224 01:09:19,164 --> 01:09:19,593 Excuse me! 1225 01:09:20,768 --> 01:09:23,019 Lunch? What about lunch? Where are you going? 1226 01:09:53,211 --> 01:09:55,192 We will have to do something about this Gopal kid! 1227 01:09:55,998 --> 01:09:58,513 What about the kid? He is still not born? 1228 01:09:59,031 --> 01:10:00,318 Do something about Gopal. 1229 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:03,751 But what can you do? 1230 01:10:05,498 --> 01:10:07,211 You want to say that I can't do anything! 1231 01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:08,730 No! No! You can do something. 1232 01:10:09,149 --> 01:10:13,557 In front of him you can plead and implore. 1233 01:10:14,292 --> 01:10:16,912 "You are talking too much, you dumb!" 1234 01:10:17,105 --> 01:10:18,369 What is his fault? 1235 01:10:18,776 --> 01:10:21,811 Vent out your anger on him. If you have masculine powers. 1236 01:10:21,921 --> 01:10:22,538 Then. 1237 01:10:23,837 --> 01:10:27,507 I have masculine powers. I will not spare him! 1238 01:10:27,847 --> 01:10:29,289 Try it. - You too! 1239 01:10:29,369 --> 01:10:32,016 Yes! That day Gopal call you a 'Bawarchi' (cook) in front of Niraali. 1240 01:10:32,235 --> 01:10:35,343 "Still you kept quiet. Yes, but what can you do?" 1241 01:10:36,251 --> 01:10:37,770 You know why I kept quiet that day! 1242 01:10:40,191 --> 01:10:41,947 Because 'Bawarchi' was a great success! 1243 01:10:42,506 --> 01:10:44,624 So many people have remade that movie! 1244 01:10:45,106 --> 01:10:47,040 Otherwise I wouldn't have spared him! I swear! 1245 01:10:47,437 --> 01:10:47,863 Yes. 1246 01:10:47,888 --> 01:10:50,889 "In spite of wining the race, you couldn't impress the girl." 1247 01:10:51,651 --> 01:10:53,251 "But what can he do, Lucky?" 1248 01:10:54,901 --> 01:10:56,460 You are talking too much! 1249 01:11:00,232 --> 01:11:01,557 Listen! - Forget it! 1250 01:11:01,582 --> 01:11:02,981 But what can you do? 1251 01:11:03,639 --> 01:11:04,690 What I can do! 1252 01:11:05,815 --> 01:11:08,642 I... have decided. - You have made a correct decision. 1253 01:11:09,176 --> 01:11:10,142 You can't do anything! 1254 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,971 I can't do anything! I can't do anything! 1255 01:11:12,012 --> 01:11:14,153 Now I will show you what I can do! I will... 1256 01:11:16,965 --> 01:11:17,947 What can I do? 1257 01:11:20,895 --> 01:11:22,402 What can I do? 1258 01:11:23,455 --> 01:11:25,792 "You can break his bones, break his teeth..." 1259 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:28,593 "...make him crippled, if you are one father's son." 1260 01:11:29,470 --> 01:11:31,374 No! - What? You are not one father's son! 1261 01:11:31,599 --> 01:11:34,706 Not that! All this used to happen in 1980's movies. 1262 01:11:34,794 --> 01:11:40,217 Breaking legs. I will break his skull! It is a slow torturous death! 1263 01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:44,224 Really? He is exaggerating. 1264 01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:46,700 What did dumb say? 1265 01:11:46,741 --> 01:11:48,649 He is saying that you are doing the right thing! 1266 01:11:52,526 --> 01:11:54,272 We can't say that in front of him! 1267 01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:00,423 See to it that he doesn't survive. 1268 01:12:00,503 --> 01:12:02,817 If he survives then we won't survive. 1269 01:12:04,198 --> 01:12:05,270 Are you encouraging me or scaring me? 1270 01:12:05,311 --> 01:12:06,394 No. You be strong. 1271 01:12:08,138 --> 01:12:08,998 You just wait. 1272 01:12:09,078 --> 01:12:11,642 I will smash his skull in such a way that he will become blind. 1273 01:12:12,012 --> 01:12:13,864 He will keep on saying sorry for his entire life. 1274 01:12:14,271 --> 01:12:16,434 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 1275 01:12:16,967 --> 01:12:18,313 His skull will smash. 1276 01:12:18,393 --> 01:12:20,476 Good! He will become blink. You will go in the prison. 1277 01:12:20,517 --> 01:12:22,473 I am not interested in this. Niraali will be mine. 1278 01:12:22,695 --> 01:12:23,994 Hey! - He has come! 1279 01:12:26,946 --> 01:12:29,007 Hey! I want to pee! 1280 01:12:30,038 --> 01:12:31,810 "Fine, I will keep the bathroom ready." 1281 01:12:31,890 --> 01:12:33,084 You first go and smash his head! - Thank you. 1282 01:12:46,355 --> 01:12:48,523 I thrash him! I thrash him! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! 1283 01:12:48,610 --> 01:12:51,934 Let's go and check! Come! - We are with you! Come! 1284 01:12:56,422 --> 01:12:57,177 Hide your face. 1285 01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:59,806 What have you done? I think you have killed him! 1286 01:13:00,189 --> 01:13:01,721 I didn't kill him. I just smashed with the rod. 1287 01:13:01,801 --> 01:13:03,551 But you were only going to make him blind. 1288 01:13:04,013 --> 01:13:05,191 He is lying unconscious. 1289 01:13:06,921 --> 01:13:07,343 Who is he? 1290 01:13:09,223 --> 01:13:10,087 Did you see a ghost? 1291 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:10,678 No 1292 01:13:11,881 --> 01:13:12,729 Who is he! 1293 01:13:17,846 --> 01:13:18,552 What is he saying? 1294 01:13:18,632 --> 01:13:20,327 "Today you won't say anything, my friend." 1295 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,648 He is saying that he is hungry. 1296 01:13:30,255 --> 01:13:30,816 Keep quiet! 1297 01:13:33,196 --> 01:13:34,750 I will... - Where did he go? 1298 01:13:35,831 --> 01:13:38,547 I am asking who was he! - Is grandpa in some mess? 1299 01:13:40,688 --> 01:13:42,412 I didn't expect this from grandma. 1300 01:13:42,797 --> 01:13:45,183 No! It could be grandpa too. 1301 01:13:46,042 --> 01:13:47,667 But Gopal you are very nice. 1302 01:13:47,992 --> 01:13:50,354 "Nobody will hit you with the rod. Come, I will serve dinner." 1303 01:13:50,395 --> 01:13:52,164 Have you cooked the dinner? - You have become so thin. 1304 01:14:04,504 --> 01:14:07,556 You go. You take a holiday. You can't do anything. 1305 01:14:08,590 --> 01:14:12,316 Go somewhere. I have some other plan. Go. 1306 01:14:12,906 --> 01:14:13,289 Go. 1307 01:14:14,509 --> 01:14:15,657 Hail Mother Mary! 1308 01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:17,672 Get lost. 1309 01:14:26,651 --> 01:14:27,954 "Grandpa, shall I do more?" 1310 01:14:32,156 --> 01:14:35,538 "Grandpa, have you quarreled with somebody?" 1311 01:14:36,670 --> 01:14:37,463 Quarreled? 1312 01:14:38,096 --> 01:14:40,021 Where will the blind man go to fight? 1313 01:14:41,209 --> 01:14:43,956 It is an extended life. We are fighting with ourselves. 1314 01:14:44,429 --> 01:14:47,535 I mean loan or something? 1315 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:54,442 I had given a loan. To your father. He repaid that. 1316 01:14:55,318 --> 01:14:56,323 He sent you here. 1317 01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,368 Grandpa! Grandma! 1318 01:15:04,021 --> 01:15:04,771 I am back. 1319 01:15:05,076 --> 01:15:06,426 You have arrived. 1320 01:15:06,863 --> 01:15:07,465 Hmm. 1321 01:15:14,284 --> 01:15:15,081 Oh! 1322 01:15:15,228 --> 01:15:17,297 You have arrived. - Grandmother, grandfather." 1323 01:15:17,422 --> 01:15:18,559 Bless you bless you. 1324 01:15:18,955 --> 01:15:21,585 How did you come back again? - By ship. 1325 01:15:22,199 --> 01:15:22,668 Okay. 1326 01:15:23,367 --> 01:15:24,462 Did you not have the money to come in a flight? 1327 01:15:24,503 --> 01:15:26,534 "I had grandfather, I was just going..." 1328 01:15:26,575 --> 01:15:28,864 ...to set up my business but my fate turned against me. 1329 01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:30,581 All of it became Loss Angeles. 1330 01:15:32,447 --> 01:15:33,548 Los angeles. 1331 01:15:33,847 --> 01:15:35,904 "Sameer, this is our servant Pandu." 1332 01:15:36,249 --> 01:15:39,488 "Okay Mr. Pandurang, when will you go back now?" 1333 01:15:40,139 --> 01:15:41,859 "Come on grandfather, now I will..." 1334 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:44,236 ...spend the rest of my life here near your feet. 1335 01:15:44,307 --> 01:15:46,286 The poor guy works and saves... 1336 01:15:46,327 --> 01:15:48,669 ...up money and then goes to Dubai to do business. 1337 01:15:48,906 --> 01:15:50,996 And then looses everything and comes back here. 1338 01:15:53,369 --> 01:15:54,761 What is this grandfather? What is this? 1339 01:15:54,841 --> 01:15:57,222 I went for a few day and you kept a new servant. 1340 01:15:57,247 --> 01:15:57,957 Not fair. 1341 01:15:58,402 --> 01:16:01,616 This is not a servant this is our grandson Sameer. - Stupid. 1342 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,239 You had seen him in the childhood. 1343 01:16:04,515 --> 01:16:05,964 "He used to eat lollypop, used to..." 1344 01:16:06,253 --> 01:16:09,878 ...wear half pant and used to do a lot of mischief. 1345 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,236 "Sameer, you are so grown up now." 1346 01:16:13,577 --> 01:16:15,596 You have become a man no from a child. 1347 01:16:15,782 --> 01:16:17,654 Even you have become a monkey from a man. 1348 01:16:18,163 --> 01:16:20,153 Who are you? - He is Sameer. 1349 01:16:20,492 --> 01:16:21,755 You had seen him in the childhood. 1350 01:16:21,796 --> 01:16:23,491 "He used to eat lollypop, used to..." 1351 01:16:23,532 --> 01:16:26,141 ...wear half pant and used to do a lot of mischief. 1352 01:16:27,786 --> 01:16:29,073 "Oh, this is Sameer." 1353 01:16:30,979 --> 01:16:32,690 Who is this? - He is Sameer. 1354 01:16:33,074 --> 01:16:34,389 You had seen him in the childhood. 1355 01:16:34,430 --> 01:16:36,137 "He used to eat lollypop, used to..." 1356 01:16:36,178 --> 01:16:38,944 ...wear half pant and used to do a lot of mischief. 1357 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:42,049 "Okay, he is Sameer, he is Sameer." 1358 01:16:42,308 --> 01:16:42,863 GRANDPA : Yes. 1359 01:16:42,976 --> 01:16:44,148 He is Sameer. 1360 01:16:46,191 --> 01:16:49,293 He is Sameer. - Who is this? 1361 01:16:49,473 --> 01:16:51,009 I told you that I am Sameer. 1362 01:16:51,081 --> 01:16:52,294 You had seen him in the childhood. 1363 01:16:52,335 --> 01:16:54,225 "He used to eat lollypop, used to..." 1364 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,712 ...wear half pant and used to do a lot of mischief. 1365 01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:59,731 Correct. - I accept that you are Sameer. 1366 01:16:59,819 --> 01:17:01,489 But who are the remaining three? 1367 01:17:01,615 --> 01:17:02,177 Three? 1368 01:17:02,622 --> 01:17:05,486 You have come drunk again in this house Pandurang. 1369 01:17:05,558 --> 01:17:07,206 That is why I was thinking grandfather... 1370 01:17:07,255 --> 01:17:08,835 ...that why is he shaking so much. 1371 01:17:09,243 --> 01:17:10,748 You keep quiet. 1372 01:17:11,157 --> 01:17:13,286 "Grandfather, grandfather not three..." 1373 01:17:13,327 --> 01:17:15,141 ...but there are four Sameer's. 1374 01:17:15,221 --> 01:17:16,473 Grandfather he can see four Sameers now. 1375 01:17:16,543 --> 01:17:16,934 Four? 1376 01:17:17,402 --> 01:17:19,168 What have you mixed Pandurang. 1377 01:17:19,538 --> 01:17:22,176 Tell me what did you drink? Tell me! 1378 01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:24,664 Grandfather, I did not mix anything I swear by my mother. 1379 01:17:24,705 --> 01:17:26,387 You are swearing by your mother after being drunk. 1380 01:17:26,506 --> 01:17:29,561 "Grandfather I will show you, I mean I will let you smell." 1381 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:34,989 What happened? - Grandfather he cannot even walk properly. 1382 01:17:35,402 --> 01:17:38,372 It is useless to talk to him. - Listen we have to go to the temple. 1383 01:17:38,575 --> 01:17:39,192 Yes. 1384 01:17:39,295 --> 01:17:41,622 Sameer dear. - Yes. - Will you take us? 1385 01:17:43,536 --> 01:17:45,218 This Pandu has become useless. 1386 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,615 You passport size photo. 1387 01:17:51,059 --> 01:17:54,005 If you want to live here then mind your own business. 1388 01:18:05,076 --> 01:18:08,212 "Sameer dear, today my wish is finally fulfilled." 1389 01:18:08,896 --> 01:18:11,834 "Here take this, break this into small..." 1390 01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:14,145 ...changes and distribute them in the poor. 1391 01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:15,890 It is a thousand rupees note. 1392 01:18:16,542 --> 01:18:17,019 Come. 1393 01:18:20,165 --> 01:18:22,956 "Sorry grandmother, but I am the biggest poor here." 1394 01:18:24,044 --> 01:18:24,878 Sorry Lord. 1395 01:18:28,639 --> 01:18:30,527 "It is the last. - Oh Lord, oh Lord." 1396 01:18:30,972 --> 01:18:34,613 "Grandfather you, I as about to come to your house." 1397 01:18:34,819 --> 01:18:36,497 "Why, is all the pickles finished?" 1398 01:18:37,230 --> 01:18:38,917 "No, no actually there is a dance..." 1399 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:41,106 ...competition in my college in which I am going to take part. 1400 01:18:41,290 --> 01:18:43,448 And I want to win this competition at any cost. 1401 01:18:43,523 --> 01:18:43,726 Yes. 1402 01:18:43,842 --> 01:18:45,447 That is why I wanted your blessing. 1403 01:18:47,282 --> 01:18:48,621 You do have our blessings. 1404 01:18:48,662 --> 01:18:50,150 "You will surely win it, okay." 1405 01:18:50,399 --> 01:18:52,297 Okay but only blessings will not do. - Then? 1406 01:18:52,338 --> 01:18:53,655 Both of you will also have to come. 1407 01:18:53,890 --> 01:18:56,169 "Dear, both of us cannot come, Sameer is there." 1408 01:18:56,249 --> 01:18:58,545 Sameer will surely come. 1409 01:18:58,624 --> 01:18:59,116 Okay? 1410 01:18:59,506 --> 01:19:00,391 "All the best, dear." 1411 01:19:00,476 --> 01:19:01,422 - Come home. Okay. - All the best, dear. 1412 01:19:04,083 --> 01:19:06,285 "No, because they are blind they..." 1413 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,063 ...brought me here thinking that I was Sameer. 1414 01:19:08,389 --> 01:19:10,035 "I did not want to hurt them, you..." 1415 01:19:10,076 --> 01:19:11,609 ...also please don't tell them anything. 1416 01:19:11,808 --> 01:19:14,220 For some time even I will get the love of grandfather and grandmother. 1417 01:19:14,747 --> 01:19:17,927 "And yes, best of luck for the dance competition." 1418 01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:21,245 I will pray to Lord that he should make you win. 1419 01:19:21,594 --> 01:19:24,596 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye, see you." 1420 01:19:49,604 --> 01:19:50,758 What were you searching for? 1421 01:19:50,871 --> 01:19:51,394 Umm... 1422 01:19:51,770 --> 01:19:54,603 Four anas, it had fallen." I was searching for it. 1423 01:19:56,611 --> 01:19:58,613 He is saying that you had not come in this room yesterday. 1424 01:19:58,928 --> 01:20:00,007 When did he say? 1425 01:20:02,824 --> 01:20:05,374 "The wind was blowing, the four anas..." 1426 01:20:05,415 --> 01:20:06,960 ...must have come here I will look for it later. 1427 01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:13,256 "Listen, what were you searching for?" 1428 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:17,308 - Me, nothing. - If I will hit you even once." 1429 01:20:17,997 --> 01:20:19,797 Then you will break up into pieces. 1430 01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:22,317 I told you that I was not searching for anything. 1431 01:20:22,664 --> 01:20:24,752 You people. - Have you ever seen a gang? 1432 01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:30,438 No. - Do you want to see? - Okay. 1433 01:20:40,881 --> 01:20:44,621 You don't know what a big mistake you all are making. 1434 01:20:45,324 --> 01:20:47,863 If I hit you even once from the back of my hand you will die. 1435 01:20:48,434 --> 01:20:49,887 There is also no hospital nearby. 1436 01:20:54,895 --> 01:20:56,374 I will go I will go. 1437 01:21:22,895 --> 01:21:24,976 I will go and teach him a lesson. 1438 01:21:25,883 --> 01:21:26,862 I understood. 1439 01:21:38,705 --> 01:21:40,971 You go. - You are the hero. 1440 01:21:42,203 --> 01:21:44,102 That is why I don't want to get beaten up. 1441 01:21:46,479 --> 01:21:48,261 Let us forgive him. - You can go we forgive you. 1442 01:21:48,317 --> 01:21:50,206 You give and look for your four annas. 1443 01:21:50,231 --> 01:21:50,605 - Go. - Go. 1444 01:22:09,832 --> 01:22:13,120 "You lizards, gang bang." 1445 01:22:13,155 --> 01:22:16,508 I banged the whole banged together. 1446 01:22:16,588 --> 01:22:21,072 "Get up, it is your good luck that I am not well today." 1447 01:22:21,295 --> 01:22:22,884 Otherwise I would have beaten... 1448 01:22:22,923 --> 01:22:25,336 "...so badly, I would have bitten you so badly, get up." 1449 01:22:29,589 --> 01:22:30,649 Get up. 1450 01:22:38,005 --> 01:22:40,113 Seems like the blind man has put... 1451 01:22:40,473 --> 01:22:42,898 ...together an army or eunuchs. 1452 01:22:53,190 --> 01:22:54,726 Wait! 1453 01:23:22,689 --> 01:23:26,865 "What did he say? - He is saying that, wait!" 1454 01:23:32,025 --> 01:23:33,228 MADHAV: Scaring us with his snake moves. 1455 01:23:40,910 --> 01:23:41,817 PANDURANG: I'll swallow you all. 1456 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,292 MADHAV: You will swallow us? 1457 01:23:46,576 --> 01:23:50,008 I'll show you. - Take this kick! 1458 01:23:52,077 --> 01:23:53,014 MADHAV: Did you see Superman or not? 1459 01:24:05,021 --> 01:24:07,019 This is called gangbang. 1460 01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:16,500 What were you searching for? 1461 01:24:17,577 --> 01:24:19,612 A suitcase and the key to its lock. 1462 01:24:21,111 --> 01:24:23,808 You work here isn't it? Don't you know where the suitcase is? 1463 01:24:24,410 --> 01:24:24,890 Keep a distance. 1464 01:24:25,659 --> 01:24:28,477 The old man. The old man is very cunning. 1465 01:24:28,648 --> 01:24:31,015 He can hide the suitcase anywhere. 1466 01:24:31,056 --> 01:24:33,263 Manner less, aren't you ashamed that you call your master cunning. 1467 01:24:33,890 --> 01:24:35,233 Come on get out of here. 1468 01:24:35,274 --> 01:24:37,073 Or I will put you in the cooker and sound the whistle. 1469 01:24:37,098 --> 01:24:37,897 Aah! 1470 01:24:38,288 --> 01:24:40,604 Tell him to talk with respect okay. 1471 01:24:40,990 --> 01:24:42,915 Stupid he is talking to you with respect. - I see. 1472 01:24:43,251 --> 01:24:45,112 "Aren't you ashamed, the house..." 1473 01:24:45,153 --> 01:24:47,367 ...where you grew up you look to break that house. 1474 01:24:47,408 --> 01:24:48,656 "You Shakti Kapoor, and you are doing that." 1475 01:24:50,443 --> 01:24:51,967 I will see everybody. - First take... 1476 01:24:52,008 --> 01:24:53,375 ...your hands out of your pants then see everybody. 1477 01:24:53,455 --> 01:24:55,576 Leave him. - Made me Charlie Chaplin from a snake. 1478 01:24:58,006 --> 01:24:59,568 Suitcase. -Suitcase. - Suitcase. 1479 01:25:00,348 --> 01:25:01,870 I don't even have one percent time. 1480 01:25:01,950 --> 01:25:03,923 Tomorrow there is a dance competition and I have to practice for that. 1481 01:25:04,186 --> 01:25:06,623 Dance competition. -Dance competition. - Quiet. 1482 01:25:09,064 --> 01:25:10,021 Grass cutting competition. 1483 01:25:10,101 --> 01:25:11,354 The bungalows that are here, their..." 1484 01:25:11,434 --> 01:25:12,879 ...owners have arranged a special competition that is all. 1485 01:25:14,660 --> 01:25:15,587 Grass cutting competition. 1486 01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:18,570 "Tell me the truth, otherwise I will beat you up so badly." 1487 01:25:18,962 --> 01:25:19,923 when you'll stand up. 1488 01:25:20,003 --> 01:25:21,370 People will say that how well he is dancing. 1489 01:25:21,513 --> 01:25:24,777 No there is a dance competition in which I am going to take part. 1490 01:25:24,857 --> 01:25:27,870 With whom? - Niraali. - With Niraali. 1491 01:25:29,956 --> 01:25:31,496 Where did he go? - Let him go. 1492 01:25:32,136 --> 01:25:35,549 Leave it. - Yes. - You don't have any interest. 1493 01:25:35,629 --> 01:25:36,679 No. -Good. 1494 01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:07,223 "Golmaal" 1495 01:26:18,206 --> 01:26:19,151 (Music stops) 1496 01:26:20,681 --> 01:26:21,338 Oh! 1497 01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:24,511 What happened to the music? - Why are you asking me? 1498 01:26:24,615 --> 01:26:26,521 What is happening Monty? - How would I know? 1499 01:26:27,865 --> 01:26:29,591 Please go and check it right now? - Okay I will go and see. 1500 01:26:29,799 --> 01:26:30,842 What the hell. 1501 01:26:34,559 --> 01:26:36,715 (Beep sound) 1502 01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:53,513 "There is something-something in my heart." 1503 01:26:55,561 --> 01:26:57,943 "There is something-something in my heart." 1504 01:26:59,692 --> 01:27:02,097 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1505 01:27:03,949 --> 01:27:06,435 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1506 01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:10,717 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1507 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,825 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1508 01:27:16,645 --> 01:27:18,662 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1509 01:27:18,703 --> 01:27:20,678 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1510 01:27:20,976 --> 01:27:25,575 "I have made a place for you in my heart." 1511 01:27:25,686 --> 01:27:27,584 "You please stay, please stay." 1512 01:27:27,717 --> 01:27:29,726 "Please stay, please stay." 1513 01:27:29,981 --> 01:27:31,383 "Please stay, please stay." 1514 01:27:31,526 --> 01:27:33,810 "Please stay in my heart." 1515 01:27:34,041 --> 01:27:36,005 "You please stay, please stay." 1516 01:27:36,179 --> 01:27:38,177 "You please stay, please stay." 1517 01:27:38,381 --> 01:27:39,829 "You please stay, please stay." 1518 01:27:39,885 --> 01:27:41,826 "Please stay in my heart." 1519 01:27:42,048 --> 01:27:44,211 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1520 01:27:46,275 --> 01:27:48,656 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1521 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:52,381 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1522 01:27:52,498 --> 01:27:54,687 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1523 01:27:54,782 --> 01:27:59,183 "I have made a place for you in my heart." 1524 01:27:59,516 --> 01:28:01,382 "Please stay, please stay." 1525 01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,499 "Please stay, please stay." 1526 01:28:03,790 --> 01:28:05,254 "Please stay, please stay." 1527 01:28:05,295 --> 01:28:07,752 "Please stay in my heart." 1528 01:28:17,878 --> 01:28:24,488 (Song interlude) 1529 01:28:40,934 --> 01:28:45,157 "Lest go till the sky, let us go and touch the sky."' 1530 01:28:45,290 --> 01:28:46,825 "Let us explore the world of dreams..." 1531 01:28:46,866 --> 01:28:49,074 "...until our heart is content." 1532 01:28:49,245 --> 01:28:51,220 "The rhythm that is there in our heart." 1533 01:28:51,342 --> 01:28:53,491 "With that rhythm let us win over..." 1534 01:28:54,012 --> 01:28:58,047 "...the world and make them dance to along us." 1535 01:28:58,072 --> 01:28:58,520 "Ooo" 1536 01:28:58,545 --> 01:29:02,572 "Listen' listen always to the heart my friend." 1537 01:29:02,716 --> 01:29:04,758 "Please stay, please stay." 1538 01:29:04,846 --> 01:29:06,933 "Please stay, please stay." 1539 01:29:07,242 --> 01:29:08,709 "Please stay, please stay." 1540 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:11,387 "Please stay in my heart." 1541 01:29:11,437 --> 01:29:13,161 "You please stay, please stay." 1542 01:29:13,563 --> 01:29:15,444 "Please stay, please stay." 1543 01:29:15,539 --> 01:29:17,171 "Please stay, please stay." 1544 01:29:17,212 --> 01:29:19,190 "Please stay in my heart." 1545 01:29:19,231 --> 01:29:21,553 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1546 01:29:23,468 --> 01:29:25,869 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1547 01:29:27,712 --> 01:29:29,658 "Please stay in my heart my beloved." 1548 01:29:29,699 --> 01:29:31,749 "Please don't leave me my beloved." 1549 01:29:32,045 --> 01:29:36,478 "I have made a place for you in my heart." 1550 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:38,645 "Please stay, please stay." 1551 01:29:38,686 --> 01:29:40,676 "Please stay, please stay." 1552 01:29:41,028 --> 01:29:42,459 "Please stay, please stay." 1553 01:29:42,515 --> 01:29:44,855 "Please stay in my heart." 1554 01:29:45,234 --> 01:29:46,982 "Please stay, please stay." 1555 01:29:47,355 --> 01:29:49,185 "Please stay, please stay." 1556 01:29:49,234 --> 01:29:50,890 "Please stay, please stay." 1557 01:29:50,931 --> 01:29:53,427 "Please stay in my heart." 1558 01:29:54,757 --> 01:29:55,901 "Save me, save me." 1559 01:29:58,123 --> 01:29:59,330 Where are both of them? 1560 01:30:00,679 --> 01:30:01,671 Oh my God! 1561 01:30:02,167 --> 01:30:05,725 "Sanju, doesn't Vasuli look exactly like Sanjay Dutt?" 1562 01:30:06,433 --> 01:30:07,848 "Look, look I have the money I swear." 1563 01:30:07,889 --> 01:30:09,640 "I have it in my pocket, sorry it is..." 1564 01:30:09,681 --> 01:30:12,529 ...not in my pocket I have given it to my friend for safe keeping. 1565 01:30:12,817 --> 01:30:14,489 "They are there, here." 1566 01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:16,741 They were playing here just now. 1567 01:30:17,316 --> 01:30:19,325 "That red cap, red cap, red cap." 1568 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:24,221 You are the rightful owners of this win. 1569 01:30:25,045 --> 01:30:26,790 Where are the remaining three. - The remaining three. 1570 01:30:26,871 --> 01:30:28,803 They are only my supporters I am the main person. - Yes. 1571 01:30:29,205 --> 01:30:29,759 Okay. 1572 01:30:30,589 --> 01:30:31,631 I don't now what would have happened... 1573 01:30:31,672 --> 01:30:33,098 ...if you all would not have come on the right time. 1574 01:30:33,528 --> 01:30:34,936 Maybe you had prayed to God with... 1575 01:30:34,977 --> 01:30:38,134 "...a pure heart for my win, isn't it? - Yes, with a lot of honesty." 1576 01:30:39,498 --> 01:30:41,681 By the way I am an artist. - Is it? 1577 01:30:41,941 --> 01:30:42,245 Yes. 1578 01:30:42,673 --> 01:30:46,160 And you? - I am very interested in painting and dancing. 1579 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,787 But just with art you cannot run a home. -Yes. 1580 01:30:49,867 --> 01:30:51,220 That is why I even do fashion designing. 1581 01:30:51,245 --> 01:30:51,776 Okay. 1582 01:30:52,941 --> 01:30:54,880 - My mother was a collector. - Ticket collector? 1583 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,575 "No, no a IAS officer." 1584 01:30:56,683 --> 01:30:57,215 Oh, sorry. 1585 01:30:57,325 --> 01:30:58,791 I spent my childhood in richness. 1586 01:30:59,815 --> 01:31:01,867 Then why did clean utensils in grandfather and grandmother house? 1587 01:31:01,947 --> 01:31:04,868 Because my mother wanted me to also become a collector. 1588 01:31:04,893 --> 01:31:07,739 And my want was Sadhna. - Your girlfriend. 1589 01:31:07,872 --> 01:31:09,275 "No, no I mean the devotion towards art." 1590 01:31:09,509 --> 01:31:11,058 That is why I decided that no matter... 1591 01:31:11,138 --> 01:31:12,332 ...how much I would have to struggle... 1592 01:31:12,556 --> 01:31:15,081 ...I will never ask my mother for help. 1593 01:31:15,402 --> 01:31:19,591 I believe in goodness and truthfulness. 1594 01:31:19,732 --> 01:31:20,763 That is very good thing. 1595 01:31:20,843 --> 01:31:22,407 I like good and truthful people very much. 1596 01:31:22,713 --> 01:31:24,164 Do you even like me then? 1597 01:31:24,189 --> 01:31:27,699 Did you forgive him for the lies he told? 1598 01:31:28,076 --> 01:31:28,334 What? 1599 01:31:29,441 --> 01:31:31,351 You had that dance competition... 1600 01:31:31,962 --> 01:31:33,337 ...I don't know why he was so envy. 1601 01:31:33,793 --> 01:31:35,130 As soon as your show started he... 1602 01:31:35,171 --> 01:31:37,567 ...cut the speaker wires and took the CD out. 1603 01:31:37,745 --> 01:31:39,461 - This. - Isn't this the one? 1604 01:31:39,502 --> 01:31:41,108 I will keep this. - Leave it. 1605 01:31:41,892 --> 01:31:42,172 He is... 1606 01:31:42,197 --> 01:31:44,557 And said now I will see how she wins. 1607 01:31:44,859 --> 01:31:48,113 "Then I explained to him, you fool the show must go on." 1608 01:31:48,701 --> 01:31:50,527 All the dance that I thought you when will you use that. 1609 01:31:50,897 --> 01:31:53,025 "And I pushed him, that is when started dancing." 1610 01:31:54,149 --> 01:31:56,908 "Then I explained to him, that now go and say sorry to her." 1611 01:31:57,973 --> 01:32:00,255 "You said sorry to her, thank God you forgave him." 1612 01:32:00,296 --> 01:32:02,139 You see I cannot withstand lies. 1613 01:32:03,179 --> 01:32:06,479 You cheater! - He is joking. - Shut up! - He is joking. 1614 01:32:07,239 --> 01:32:10,344 "Niraali, there is a lot of space" on my bike you know that. 1615 01:32:10,369 --> 01:32:11,370 Should I give you a lift? 1616 01:32:11,717 --> 01:32:12,170 Come. 1617 01:32:14,394 --> 01:32:15,105 Please come 1618 01:32:15,729 --> 01:32:17,198 There is a lot of space can I also come? 1619 01:32:17,641 --> 01:32:20,782 We all three will dance and you will take the girl alone. 1620 01:32:21,118 --> 01:32:21,758 Hmm. 1621 01:32:22,567 --> 01:32:23,975 Vasuli. 1622 01:32:24,150 --> 01:32:24,650 Oh God! 1623 01:32:24,919 --> 01:32:25,865 VASULI BHAI: Oye. 1624 01:32:28,175 --> 01:32:30,993 "Stupid, here take ten rupees." 1625 01:32:31,034 --> 01:32:33,074 It is 'Nag Panchami' go and drink some milk. 1626 01:32:33,653 --> 01:32:36,127 Was saying that I knew every corner of the house. 1627 01:32:36,923 --> 01:32:40,559 Nothing, you all can do nothing at all. 1628 01:32:40,631 --> 01:32:42,114 I will have to do everything. 1629 01:32:42,177 --> 01:32:42,474 Huh. 1630 01:32:50,014 --> 01:32:51,204 Go and do. 1631 01:32:51,245 --> 01:32:52,649 Why are you crying like a girl? 1632 01:32:54,123 --> 01:32:57,099 Show some anger. Are you a man or not? 1633 01:32:58,802 --> 01:33:00,358 Gopal made such a big fun of you. 1634 01:33:00,589 --> 01:33:00,910 Hmm. 1635 01:33:01,747 --> 01:33:02,793 And you kept quiet. 1636 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,828 Did your mother gave you education for this? 1637 01:33:07,148 --> 01:33:08,520 She only gave me education. 1638 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,191 You did not let me give the exams. 1639 01:33:10,271 --> 01:33:12,182 We had left you alone for giving the love exams. 1640 01:33:12,725 --> 01:33:14,558 And your love story was about to be created. 1641 01:33:15,794 --> 01:33:17,022 And he ruined everything. 1642 01:33:17,601 --> 01:33:19,153 "Who ruined it, that stupid?" 1643 01:33:20,205 --> 01:33:21,935 But in front of Niraali he even insulted you. 1644 01:33:21,976 --> 01:33:23,758 At least I made a hole in Monty's car. 1645 01:33:24,083 --> 01:33:25,983 "What did you do? -Dance. - Dance, yuck." 1646 01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:28,301 All you did was cut the wire. 1647 01:33:30,098 --> 01:33:31,855 He took advantage of my good will. 1648 01:33:33,736 --> 01:33:38,056 "Listen cut him, cut him. -Wire. - Are you an electrician?" 1649 01:33:38,593 --> 01:33:42,262 Cut Gopal. - I cannot cut anyone. - What? 1650 01:33:44,236 --> 01:33:45,701 You cannot cut anyone. 1651 01:33:46,097 --> 01:33:47,844 Did you forget what all he did with you? 1652 01:33:48,372 --> 01:33:49,567 He snatched your room. 1653 01:33:49,890 --> 01:33:51,712 And after coming here he even snatched your food. 1654 01:33:51,792 --> 01:33:53,571 He even snatched your life. 1655 01:33:53,678 --> 01:33:54,037 Yes. 1656 01:33:54,243 --> 01:33:54,665 Hey! 1657 01:33:54,999 --> 01:33:57,186 He even snatched your Niraali from you. - Correct. 1658 01:33:58,018 --> 01:33:59,289 And do you remember that night. 1659 01:33:59,545 --> 01:34:01,112 When you did not have a blanket to sleep with. 1660 01:34:01,192 --> 01:34:02,451 Do you know where that blanket went? 1661 01:34:02,531 --> 01:34:04,384 Who took it? You lost the blanket because of him. 1662 01:34:07,015 --> 01:34:07,962 If I would have been in you place. 1663 01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:09,844 "I would have bought a death cloth for him, a death cloth." 1664 01:34:10,258 --> 01:34:11,469 Then come in my place. 1665 01:34:12,201 --> 01:34:14,054 I don't even have money to buy poison. 1666 01:34:14,805 --> 01:34:15,989 You are crying for such a small thing. 1667 01:34:16,069 --> 01:34:18,454 "Such a small thing, I am there, your friend." 1668 01:34:19,051 --> 01:34:20,720 I will give you money for the poison. 1669 01:34:21,106 --> 01:34:21,904 Really I am telling you the truth. 1670 01:34:21,984 --> 01:34:24,591 Really. - Yes. - Then okay. 1671 01:34:25,339 --> 01:34:29,769 "Tea, tomorrow his morning tea will be his last tea." 1672 01:34:30,276 --> 01:34:30,839 Yes. 1673 01:34:33,872 --> 01:34:35,403 What are you doing? - Dance. 1674 01:34:35,441 --> 01:34:35,668 Oh. 1675 01:34:39,547 --> 01:34:40,307 "Golmaal" 1676 01:34:55,938 --> 01:34:59,221 Gopal. - Yes. - Gopu. - Say! 1677 01:34:59,836 --> 01:35:00,736 Hot tea. 1678 01:35:03,662 --> 01:35:09,091 Give. - Drink it. - Go from here. 1679 01:36:07,072 --> 01:36:07,918 "Golmaal" 1680 01:36:11,213 --> 01:36:11,968 "Golmaal" 1681 01:36:26,486 --> 01:36:28,245 Why are you staring at me like dogs? 1682 01:36:28,566 --> 01:36:30,308 Have you seen my face for the first time? 1683 01:36:30,388 --> 01:36:33,816 "For the last time. - Why, are you committing suicide again?" 1684 01:36:35,782 --> 01:36:37,679 Gopu please don't do so much hard work. 1685 01:36:37,917 --> 01:36:40,846 I cannot see it. You please down for some time. 1686 01:36:40,871 --> 01:36:41,394 Please. 1687 01:36:41,558 --> 01:36:44,134 You flop actor. - What was the need to call me a flop actor. 1688 01:36:44,175 --> 01:36:45,984 Whether I lie down or sit down what difference does it make to you. 1689 01:36:46,437 --> 01:36:47,592 "You are right, whether you lie down..." 1690 01:36:48,150 --> 01:36:49,768 ...or sit it does not make any difference to me. 1691 01:36:50,258 --> 01:36:52,197 But finally you are going to become late. 1692 01:36:52,712 --> 01:36:56,531 Late Gopal. - Madhav please don't trouble him. 1693 01:36:57,070 --> 01:36:59,240 How are you feeling? 1694 01:37:00,226 --> 01:37:02,956 I am feeling as if two mice's are making noise in my ears. 1695 01:37:03,368 --> 01:37:06,423 He can hear noises. - What else is happening? 1696 01:37:08,899 --> 01:37:12,946 Just once I propose to Niraali. 1697 01:37:13,625 --> 01:37:15,079 Then I will start a family. 1698 01:37:15,666 --> 01:37:18,829 "You don't think about Niraali and the family, -I am there." 1699 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:21,256 How are you feeling heath wise? 1700 01:37:23,053 --> 01:37:26,848 "Health wise, health wise some thing is happening to me." 1701 01:37:29,753 --> 01:37:31,001 My right hand is itching. 1702 01:37:31,128 --> 01:37:32,720 "Right, first the left leg will itch, then..." 1703 01:37:32,761 --> 01:37:34,835 ...the right then the whole body from the head to the body. 1704 01:37:35,354 --> 01:37:40,508 "You do, don't you know what I do when my right hand itches?" 1705 01:37:40,797 --> 01:37:41,297 You scratch. 1706 01:37:42,364 --> 01:37:44,374 "No, I beat everyone up." 1707 01:37:45,103 --> 01:37:47,293 "No Madhav my brother, don't hit him." 1708 01:37:47,715 --> 01:37:49,486 He is alive only for a few moments now. 1709 01:37:49,729 --> 01:37:50,808 Come here you fool. 1710 01:37:54,674 --> 01:37:57,192 "You hit, you hit if you want to die by hitting some one." 1711 01:37:57,838 --> 01:37:58,916 You go on hitting. 1712 01:38:00,130 --> 01:38:03,023 What are you doing? Why are you hitting so hard. 1713 01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:06,041 What are you doing? This is the place where I wear my glasses. 1714 01:38:06,082 --> 01:38:08,249 Why do you take everything so seriously? 1715 01:38:12,412 --> 01:38:13,934 Laxman what did you do. 1716 01:38:14,489 --> 01:38:18,647 If he carries on hitting us like this. 1717 01:38:18,993 --> 01:38:21,900 We will die before him. 1718 01:38:21,941 --> 01:38:24,308 "You stupid people, you are troubling me since morning." 1719 01:38:24,491 --> 01:38:27,814 "I asked for tea, there was only empty cup." 1720 01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:37,769 What happened? 1721 01:38:45,533 --> 01:38:46,211 Who is he? 1722 01:38:46,306 --> 01:38:47,064 I have no idea. 1723 01:38:48,068 --> 01:38:50,141 Seem like he drank the tea that was meant for Gopal. 1724 01:38:50,743 --> 01:38:52,877 What happened? What is he saying. 1725 01:38:53,258 --> 01:38:55,024 He is saying that the tea Laxman... 1726 01:38:55,065 --> 01:38:56,349 ...had made for you in that... - I had... 1727 01:38:56,390 --> 01:38:57,697 ...brought ice specially for Gopal. 1728 01:38:57,777 --> 01:38:59,071 And I had put spices in it and also red chilly powder. 1729 01:38:59,112 --> 01:39:01,269 Are you making tea or a delicacy? 1730 01:39:01,310 --> 01:39:02,749 Shut up. 1731 01:39:03,559 --> 01:39:05,008 Making tea or soup. 1732 01:39:05,951 --> 01:39:06,469 Who? 1733 01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:19,312 He will not die so easily. 1734 01:39:19,393 --> 01:39:21,032 "I know those fools, even the poison..." 1735 01:39:21,073 --> 01:39:22,654 ...must have been a fake. 1736 01:39:23,681 --> 01:39:24,913 How will they save? 1737 01:39:25,288 --> 01:39:25,741 Hmm? 1738 01:39:26,493 --> 01:39:28,061 Till when will they save themselves? 1739 01:39:37,158 --> 01:39:39,217 What is it? - Grandfather. 1740 01:39:40,136 --> 01:39:41,608 What happened to your voice? 1741 01:39:41,935 --> 01:39:42,857 Oh... that... 1742 01:39:43,020 --> 01:39:44,498 I have a sore throat grandfather. 1743 01:39:45,528 --> 01:39:50,002 "Tel me one thing, what is the time? - 12:05." 1744 01:39:50,534 --> 01:39:51,585 "Oh, it is already 12 o' clock." 1745 01:39:51,657 --> 01:39:53,534 12:05 come after 12 grandfather. 1746 01:39:53,575 --> 01:39:55,807 "After that 12:06, 12:07, 8, 9." 1747 01:39:58,279 --> 01:40:01,467 How is this? - No grandfather I don't wear flowery garland. 1748 01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,103 And I don't have that habit. 1749 01:40:03,372 --> 01:40:06,187 "This is not for you, it is for your grandmother." 1750 01:40:07,292 --> 01:40:09,346 "It is valentine's day. - Yes, yes." 1751 01:40:09,661 --> 01:40:12,148 How will this be? Is it nice? - Yes. 1752 01:40:12,247 --> 01:40:12,989 - Yes? - Yes. 1753 01:40:13,126 --> 01:40:14,055 "Okay, okay." 1754 01:40:15,209 --> 01:40:18,491 "Nothing's gonna change my love for you" 1755 01:40:18,851 --> 01:40:22,088 "Nothing's gonna change my love for you" 1756 01:40:22,387 --> 01:40:23,520 "Yeyeee" 1757 01:40:25,011 --> 01:40:26,561 From where did you... 1758 01:40:26,602 --> 01:40:28,929 ...get the thought of giving me a flowery garland? 1759 01:40:30,226 --> 01:40:31,840 I knew that you would forget. 1760 01:40:32,495 --> 01:40:36,088 "But I have not forgotten, happy valentine day." 1761 01:40:37,282 --> 01:40:38,997 "Today is valentines day, that is..." 1762 01:40:39,576 --> 01:40:41,266 That is why I was thinking that why are 1763 01:40:41,307 --> 01:40:43,206 ...you giving me this flowery garland so lovingly. 1764 01:40:43,286 --> 01:40:44,593 Happy Valentine's day. 1765 01:40:48,532 --> 01:40:52,038 How am I looking? - You are looking very beautiful. 1766 01:40:54,032 --> 01:40:54,806 Listen.. 1767 01:40:55,812 --> 01:40:59,988 We used to express on the auspicious day in our days. 1768 01:41:00,013 --> 01:41:04,079 "What can I do times have changed, modern times." 1769 01:41:04,665 --> 01:41:09,014 On valentines day when the boy tells his girl I love you. 1770 01:41:09,421 --> 01:41:10,932 Then even the girl does not refuse. 1771 01:41:11,153 --> 01:41:13,084 She accepts it and also says I love you. 1772 01:41:13,271 --> 01:41:14,294 You are too much. 1773 01:41:17,261 --> 01:41:19,449 What will Sameer say if he hears? - What? 1774 01:41:19,957 --> 01:41:21,950 He will say that even my love should... 1775 01:41:21,991 --> 01:41:24,946 ...grow with life just like grandmother and grandfather. 1776 01:41:26,271 --> 01:41:30,821 "Tell me one thing, is Sameer really interested Niraali?" 1777 01:41:31,669 --> 01:41:32,686 You are... 1778 01:41:33,299 --> 01:41:35,203 "No, she really a very nice girl Mangala." 1779 01:41:35,785 --> 01:41:38,126 "She is very nice, whosever house she goes." 1780 01:41:38,532 --> 01:41:39,776 He will be very happy. 1781 01:41:41,155 --> 01:41:43,410 "That means I will have ton propose to Niraali tonight, Hi." 1782 01:41:43,617 --> 01:41:43,914 Hi.. 1783 01:41:46,373 --> 01:41:48,637 "They are mad, they are saying that..." 1784 01:41:48,678 --> 01:41:50,103 ...I should go and propose to the girl tonight. 1785 01:41:50,222 --> 01:41:54,910 "Is that possible? - No. -Shall we sleep. - Yes, come on." 1786 01:41:56,584 --> 01:41:59,981 "He is right, going to a girl's in the night." 1787 01:42:00,291 --> 01:42:01,676 That will make a very bad impression. 1788 01:42:01,756 --> 01:42:03,647 "Bad idea, we should go and sleep." 1789 01:42:04,739 --> 01:42:07,122 You go I will just finish my work. - Come on. 1790 01:42:08,045 --> 01:42:09,365 Will we sleep together? - Come on. 1791 01:42:10,010 --> 01:42:12,304 Come on today is valentines day. 1792 01:42:18,460 --> 01:42:19,723 "Golmaal" 1793 01:42:32,131 --> 01:42:33,032 "Golmaal" 1794 01:42:47,194 --> 01:42:48,143 "Golmaal" 1795 01:43:22,192 --> 01:43:26,577 Niraali. - All of here at this time. 1796 01:43:27,214 --> 01:43:30,093 What is all this? - Today is valentines day. 1797 01:43:30,453 --> 01:43:32,505 And it is already 12 o' clock. - So? 1798 01:43:32,853 --> 01:43:36,932 So we have brought a gift for you. 1799 01:43:41,004 --> 01:43:45,011 You go. -Go. - Here. 1800 01:43:46,406 --> 01:43:47,660 What is it? - Pickles. 1801 01:43:50,054 --> 01:43:53,617 You like grandmother's hand made pickles very much. 1802 01:43:53,658 --> 01:43:55,308 That is why I brought it myself. 1803 01:43:55,383 --> 01:43:58,548 And also this. 1804 01:44:02,314 --> 01:44:03,600 Will you go? - No. 1805 01:44:07,823 --> 01:44:11,814 And this is from me. - What is it? - See it for yourself. 1806 01:44:12,431 --> 01:44:16,945 "Please, with love. - Toilet paper." 1807 01:44:17,551 --> 01:44:18,849 You brought toilet paper for me. 1808 01:44:18,890 --> 01:44:21,070 If he brought this here then what will we I in the morning? 1809 01:44:21,350 --> 01:44:23,582 You think what will you do? - Yes you are right. 1810 01:44:23,607 --> 01:44:24,055 No. No. 1811 01:44:24,644 --> 01:44:27,140 You don't see the toilet paper. 1812 01:44:27,203 --> 01:44:29,805 "See what is written on it, that is not a design." 1813 01:44:30,142 --> 01:44:32,303 "Yes, there is something written." 1814 01:44:35,843 --> 01:44:39,520 "Looks like a contract. - Yes contract, contract." 1815 01:44:40,263 --> 01:44:42,375 "Look, when Nirrali when I will make my first film." 1816 01:44:42,536 --> 01:44:43,223 Niraali... 1817 01:44:43,509 --> 01:44:45,235 Then you will be the leading lady in it. 1818 01:44:45,473 --> 01:44:47,998 And there will be a complimentar air ticket for your mother. 1819 01:44:49,374 --> 01:44:51,164 And these two will be the villain in it. 1820 01:44:53,012 --> 01:44:54,842 Please keep it carefully. It's my heart. 1821 01:44:56,668 --> 01:44:58,712 "Can I go? - Go, go nothing will happen." 1822 01:45:01,528 --> 01:45:02,808 Now what have you brought? 1823 01:45:10,609 --> 01:45:14,390 Rat poison. - I want you to give it to me yourself. 1824 01:45:14,754 --> 01:45:16,087 And kill me. - What? 1825 01:45:17,190 --> 01:45:20,128 "Yes, this is not a living." 1826 01:45:21,472 --> 01:45:23,846 All night I cannot sleep. 1827 01:45:25,163 --> 01:45:28,686 "If I try to sleep in the morning, I see you preparing food." 1828 01:45:29,495 --> 01:45:32,289 Taking care of grandfather and grandmother. 1829 01:45:32,745 --> 01:45:33,733 He wants a maid. 1830 01:45:33,943 --> 01:45:36,468 "When I go on the terrace, I see..." 1831 01:45:37,664 --> 01:45:39,359 ...you drying your hair in the towel. 1832 01:45:42,194 --> 01:45:43,428 I cannot live like this. 1833 01:45:43,516 --> 01:45:45,046 You kill me by giving me this. 1834 01:45:46,310 --> 01:45:47,357 What are you doing? 1835 01:45:48,072 --> 01:45:50,761 Why are you troubling Niraali for such a small thing. 1836 01:45:50,802 --> 01:45:53,058 "I am there, I will give you poison and kill you." 1837 01:45:53,385 --> 01:45:56,954 What are you saying? - I am helping my friend. 1838 01:46:02,663 --> 01:46:05,892 What is it now? - If you will give us an answer. 1839 01:46:05,933 --> 01:46:09,059 Then there would be. - A settlement between us. 1840 01:46:09,573 --> 01:46:14,946 How can I give an answer in just a minute. 1841 01:46:15,512 --> 01:46:16,955 This is the question of my life. 1842 01:46:17,173 --> 01:46:17,610 Uhh... 1843 01:46:18,248 --> 01:46:20,399 I will do one thing. 1844 01:46:20,788 --> 01:46:23,995 I will come to your house at 2 o' clock. 1845 01:46:24,459 --> 01:46:26,640 There I will say that who I love. 1846 01:46:27,249 --> 01:46:29,527 "It is 12:30 now, only one and a half hour left." 1847 01:46:29,899 --> 01:46:31,941 "We will wait, take your time, take your time." 1848 01:46:34,704 --> 01:46:37,366 "Not now, tomorrow afternoon 2 o' clock, tomorrow." 1849 01:46:37,542 --> 01:46:38,471 Oh!! 1850 01:46:38,527 --> 01:46:40,707 We will have to wait for a long time. 1851 01:46:40,906 --> 01:46:42,191 Give it to back. - Here. 1852 01:46:45,649 --> 01:46:47,392 Tomorrow when you come please... 1853 01:46:47,472 --> 01:46:49,060 ...bring the bottle of poison along. 1854 01:46:49,521 --> 01:46:52,476 If it is yes then they will use it. 1855 01:46:53,190 --> 01:46:56,431 "If it is no then I will use it. - Yes, of course." 1856 01:46:57,552 --> 01:47:04,300 "Now bye. - Okay bye. - Bye. - There, there." 1857 01:47:05,073 --> 01:47:08,414 "Please read the contract. - Yes, yes I will read it." 1858 01:47:17,481 --> 01:47:19,613 "You, what are you doing here?" 1859 01:47:20,922 --> 01:47:22,583 Since when did he start flirting with her? 1860 01:47:24,968 --> 01:47:26,279 You have brought a cheque. 1861 01:47:26,359 --> 01:47:27,708 You want to buy Niraali. 1862 01:47:27,874 --> 01:47:29,350 Bastard. 1863 01:47:31,007 --> 01:47:32,293 You are even worse than them. 1864 01:47:32,373 --> 01:47:33,668 Does he even have an account? 1865 01:47:33,748 --> 01:47:35,092 You have come to buy me. 1866 01:47:35,371 --> 01:47:40,067 "Get out I say get out. - Get out, get out, get out." 1867 01:47:40,412 --> 01:47:42,194 What are all of you doing here? You also get out. 1868 01:47:42,274 --> 01:47:43,888 Get out of here. 1869 01:47:48,307 --> 01:47:49,007 God. 1870 01:47:54,390 --> 01:47:56,332 Since when did you start flirting with the girl? 1871 01:47:56,909 --> 01:47:58,496 And what is the use of flirting with her. 1872 01:47:59,171 --> 01:48:00,947 Will you take him along for romancing her? 1873 01:48:01,027 --> 01:48:04,537 I will not go. - I only said. 1874 01:48:04,889 --> 01:48:07,248 You even started talking after seeing the girl. 1875 01:48:08,180 --> 01:48:11,013 "I wrote, that you did not know till today that I couldn't speak." 1876 01:48:11,195 --> 01:48:13,543 That is why you misunderstood me. 1877 01:48:14,508 --> 01:48:16,539 I am not like you all. 1878 01:48:18,193 --> 01:48:18,943 Okay. 1879 01:48:34,157 --> 01:48:36,313 Mangala. - What happened? 1880 01:48:37,695 --> 01:48:40,557 What happened to your voice? - I am Sameer. 1881 01:48:40,866 --> 01:48:41,499 Sameer. 1882 01:48:41,783 --> 01:48:44,799 Didn't you have sore throat? - Now it is fine. 1883 01:48:45,157 --> 01:48:47,298 It is fine? I thought that my wife has sore throat. 1884 01:48:47,731 --> 01:48:49,181 This old man is so boding! 1885 01:48:49,261 --> 01:48:51,014 "If I give a raw mango to him, it will get converted into ripe mango." 1886 01:48:51,488 --> 01:48:52,993 Get rid of him! Niraali is going to come. 1887 01:48:57,508 --> 01:48:58,592 Grandpa. - Yes. 1888 01:48:58,672 --> 01:49:00,898 Your walking stick. - Walking stick? Why? 1889 01:49:01,435 --> 01:49:03,442 Don't you want to go out? - Out! 1890 01:49:03,786 --> 01:49:06,517 No! Why are you sending me out? Somebody is coming? 1891 01:49:07,108 --> 01:49:12,922 Who? Nobody! - I see! Niraali is going to come! 1892 01:49:15,678 --> 01:49:17,820 He is blind and this is the state. If he was able to see... 1893 01:49:17,845 --> 01:49:19,386 Then I would have seen who is coming. 1894 01:49:19,795 --> 01:49:21,745 It implies Niraali is going to come. 1895 01:49:22,339 --> 01:49:24,231 "Now dear, I won't go anywhere." 1896 01:49:26,796 --> 01:49:29,328 Wow! Let Niraali come. 1897 01:49:30,228 --> 01:49:32,334 "Grandpa, Niraali is not going to come." 1898 01:49:33,592 --> 01:49:35,225 I too used to get rid of my father like this. 1899 01:49:35,305 --> 01:49:38,722 "Father, go to temple. Go to the temple." 1900 01:49:39,239 --> 01:49:40,493 Did you have a love marriage? 1901 01:49:41,249 --> 01:49:45,615 "Yes, dear. It was the first love marriage of an independent India." 1902 01:49:45,950 --> 01:49:47,537 First one. - What about grandma? 1903 01:49:48,055 --> 01:49:51,175 Grandma too had a love marriage. 1904 01:49:51,409 --> 01:49:54,303 "No, you... how did you enticed grandma?" 1905 01:49:54,531 --> 01:49:56,746 Entice... is a wrong word. 1906 01:49:57,250 --> 01:49:59,386 I mean to say how did you do that... 1907 01:49:59,427 --> 01:50:01,523 ...that expressing your love to grandma. 1908 01:50:01,564 --> 01:50:05,743 "Expressing love? That is an interesting story, dear." 1909 01:50:05,768 --> 01:50:06,691 Will it take time? 1910 01:50:07,278 --> 01:50:08,962 "No, but you will have to hear it out." 1911 01:50:09,334 --> 01:50:12,538 I used to go to the jungle in the morning. At 6:30. 1912 01:50:12,579 --> 01:50:14,271 There were no bathrooms at that time. 1913 01:50:15,728 --> 01:50:19,466 Fool! Not bathroom. I used to go for a walk. 1914 01:50:20,912 --> 01:50:21,428 There.. 1915 01:50:21,711 --> 01:50:23,325 My destination was in the jungle. 1916 01:50:24,074 --> 01:50:27,089 I see. Mangala in the jungle. 1917 01:50:27,169 --> 01:50:28,583 Shut up! And follow me! 1918 01:50:38,098 --> 01:50:39,927 Grandpa's love story is running too long. 1919 01:50:40,977 --> 01:50:42,945 Even Kumar Gaurav's love story didn't run so long. 1920 01:50:43,025 --> 01:50:43,725 Hey! 1921 01:50:45,089 --> 01:50:46,263 How long will we have to walk? 1922 01:50:46,343 --> 01:50:49,082 Hey! Walk quietly! Did I tell you to come in the flashback? 1923 01:50:50,594 --> 01:50:52,285 "Yes, grandpa. What happened next?" 1924 01:50:52,365 --> 01:50:54,897 "Then a turn came in my life, dear." 1925 01:51:07,141 --> 01:51:10,108 What are you doing? - Cow dung. 1926 01:51:10,479 --> 01:51:12,160 She looks like the heroine of an art movie. 1927 01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:15,853 But she is our lady. It's just that she is looking young. 1928 01:51:16,103 --> 01:51:18,160 Do you come here everyday? 1929 01:51:19,639 --> 01:51:22,120 You too pass this way everyday. 1930 01:51:22,534 --> 01:51:24,196 Why didn't you come yesterday? 1931 01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:26,670 Yesterday was Monday. - Monday? 1932 01:51:26,888 --> 01:51:28,662 The cow doesn't give the dung on Monday? 1933 01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:32,008 I go to the temple on Monday. 1934 01:51:32,508 --> 01:51:34,335 I have kept the fast of 16 Mondays. 1935 01:51:34,748 --> 01:51:37,952 My mother says that I will get a good groom... 1936 01:51:38,778 --> 01:51:40,133 ...if I fast for 16 Mondays. 1937 01:51:41,104 --> 01:51:43,180 When you have found Somnath... 1938 01:51:43,651 --> 01:51:46,933 ...then what is the need to fast for remaining 15 Mondays? 1939 01:51:48,056 --> 01:51:49,497 Wow! He is flirting with her! 1940 01:51:51,149 --> 01:51:51,883 Ishh! 1941 01:51:56,736 --> 01:52:00,977 "Why do you hover around me like a bee?" 1942 01:52:01,025 --> 01:52:05,504 "Why do you glance at me so eagerly?" 1943 01:52:05,691 --> 01:52:09,994 "Why do you hover around me like a bee?" 1944 01:52:10,226 --> 01:52:14,015 "Why do you glance at me so eagerly?" 1945 01:52:14,095 --> 01:52:16,933 "Are you crazy about me? - No." 1946 01:52:17,346 --> 01:52:20,639 "Are you some lover? - No." 1947 01:52:20,789 --> 01:52:22,904 "Are you crazy about me?" 1948 01:52:23,063 --> 01:52:25,731 "Are you some lover." 1949 01:52:26,299 --> 01:52:30,134 "At least tell me what work do you have with me?" 1950 01:52:30,835 --> 01:52:32,729 "Tell her that you love her." 1951 01:52:32,801 --> 01:52:34,783 "Why are you standing silently?" 1952 01:52:35,352 --> 01:52:39,265 "If we had been at your place, we would have said it." 1953 01:52:39,639 --> 01:52:43,939 "Why do you hover around me like a bee?" 1954 01:52:44,115 --> 01:52:48,441 "Why do you glance at me so eagerly?" 1955 01:53:07,267 --> 01:53:11,767 "Why do you glance at my window?" 1956 01:53:11,808 --> 01:53:15,929 "Why do you talk only about me?" 1957 01:53:16,009 --> 01:53:20,730 "Why do you talk only about me?" 1958 01:53:20,810 --> 01:53:25,264 "Why do you glance at my window?" 1959 01:53:25,344 --> 01:53:29,546 "Why do you talk only about me?" 1960 01:53:29,810 --> 01:53:32,949 "You come for my sake. - No." 1961 01:53:33,240 --> 01:53:36,048 "You sing songs. - No." 1962 01:53:36,549 --> 01:53:38,545 "You come for my sake." 1963 01:53:38,586 --> 01:53:40,783 "You sing songs." 1964 01:53:40,824 --> 01:53:44,731 "What lies in your heart? Only you know that." 1965 01:53:45,342 --> 01:53:47,550 "Don't feel shy." 1966 01:53:47,606 --> 01:53:49,601 "Call her near you." 1967 01:53:49,845 --> 01:53:53,864 "If we had been at your place, we would have called her." 1968 01:53:54,105 --> 01:53:58,345 "Why do you hover around me like a bee?" 1969 01:53:58,538 --> 01:54:02,802 "Why do you glance at me so eagerly?" 1970 01:54:24,074 --> 01:54:28,519 "Why are you carrying a gold bangle in your hand?" 1971 01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:32,730 "I will give it to you and take you to my courtyard." 1972 01:54:33,103 --> 01:54:36,427 "Will you make me your beloved? - Yes." 1973 01:54:36,468 --> 01:54:39,800 "Will you love me immensely? - Yes." 1974 01:54:39,841 --> 01:54:42,102 "Will you make me your beloved?" 1975 01:54:42,143 --> 01:54:44,048 "Will you love me immensely?" 1976 01:54:44,089 --> 01:54:47,916 "Today I say that I love you." 1977 01:54:48,579 --> 01:54:52,774 "After expressing it, where are you off to?" 1978 01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:56,889 "You should have thanked me." 1979 01:54:57,125 --> 01:55:01,656 "I hover around you like a bee." 1980 01:55:01,733 --> 01:55:05,612 "I glance at you so eagerly." 1981 01:55:05,754 --> 01:55:09,056 "Are you crazy about me? - Yes." 1982 01:55:09,097 --> 01:55:12,442 "Are you some lover? - Yes." 1983 01:55:12,483 --> 01:55:14,638 "Are you crazy about me?" 1984 01:55:14,733 --> 01:55:16,956 "Are you some lover." 1985 01:55:17,970 --> 01:55:21,846 "Today I say that I love you." 1986 01:55:23,987 --> 01:55:25,725 Then only did we get married. 1987 01:55:27,684 --> 01:55:29,719 "This is the story of my love, dear." 1988 01:55:30,010 --> 01:55:30,793 Over? 1989 01:55:31,586 --> 01:55:34,269 No! After marriage for the honeymoon... 1990 01:55:34,310 --> 01:55:35,323 Grandpa! - Yes. 1991 01:55:35,821 --> 01:55:37,713 Grandma had actually called you to the temple. 1992 01:55:39,249 --> 01:55:40,989 I think you have got bored. 1993 01:55:42,031 --> 01:55:44,180 "No problem, dear. I will go to the temple." 1994 01:55:45,030 --> 01:55:47,897 But remember one thing in the matter of girls. 1995 01:55:48,758 --> 01:55:51,211 "Your muscular courage... - Give us, God." 1996 01:55:51,252 --> 01:55:51,853 Yes. 1997 01:55:52,081 --> 01:55:53,323 Brave or God 1998 01:55:53,612 --> 01:55:56,329 "Yes. Grandpa is there otherwise. Good luck, dear." 1999 01:55:56,447 --> 01:55:58,156 "Thank you, grandpa." 2000 01:55:58,450 --> 01:56:02,150 "All the best. - Thank you. Thank you, grandpa." 2001 01:56:02,277 --> 01:56:05,428 Don't lose hope. 2002 01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:08,824 (Clock Ticking) 2003 01:56:08,865 --> 01:56:09,999 I will go and shave. 2004 01:56:10,184 --> 01:56:12,768 How many times will you shave? - "Not I, he is saying that." 2005 01:56:13,811 --> 01:56:15,264 (Door bell) 2006 01:56:15,593 --> 01:56:16,707 Go ad open the door. 2007 01:56:17,038 --> 01:56:18,520 Who would have come at this hour? 2008 01:56:21,775 --> 01:56:22,675 Niraali! 2009 01:56:23,933 --> 01:56:24,783 Good... 2010 01:56:29,067 --> 01:56:30,620 Hello! - Yes. 2011 01:56:30,949 --> 01:56:32,013 Listen! - Yes. 2012 01:56:32,481 --> 01:56:35,333 I think I have seen you somewhere. 2013 01:56:36,357 --> 01:56:38,001 "No, you must have seen me from behind." 2014 01:56:38,153 --> 01:56:39,237 Many people think the same thing... 2015 01:56:39,278 --> 01:56:40,500 ...when they look at me from the back. 2016 01:56:41,087 --> 01:56:43,840 Listen to me! - I will send somebody! 2017 01:56:43,936 --> 01:56:47,425 Whom will you send? Why don't you look at me? 2018 01:56:47,466 --> 01:56:49,486 I am looking at you. But since you too are turning around... 2019 01:56:49,527 --> 01:56:52,728 Okay! Okay! Okay! I will stop turning around. 2020 01:56:53,448 --> 01:56:55,415 But why don't you show me your face? 2021 01:56:55,581 --> 01:56:58,220 No! I can't show my face to anybody! - What! 2022 01:56:58,598 --> 01:57:00,363 Yes. I am going to become a father. 2023 01:57:00,472 --> 01:57:02,262 And I am still not married. - What! 2024 01:57:02,772 --> 01:57:04,840 I will go now. I have to go to the doctor. 2025 01:57:05,221 --> 01:57:08,627 At least tell me where has Somnath gone? 2026 01:57:08,668 --> 01:57:11,599 He has gone to the temple! - He has gone to the temple! 2027 01:57:15,034 --> 01:57:18,027 Why are you applying soap all over your face? 2028 01:57:20,089 --> 01:57:21,699 You have hair all over your face? 2029 01:57:22,689 --> 01:57:23,505 Great! 2030 01:57:24,011 --> 01:57:25,983 At what strange places do people have hair growth! 2031 01:57:26,859 --> 01:57:29,565 "Tell me, Somnath..." 2032 01:57:31,165 --> 01:57:32,332 He too went to shave? 2033 01:57:32,954 --> 01:57:34,404 "Golmaal. Golmaal." 2034 01:57:35,924 --> 01:57:37,338 "Golmaal" 2035 01:57:39,851 --> 01:57:41,037 Who is there? 2036 01:57:41,850 --> 01:57:44,278 I am the dean of Vicky - college. 2037 01:57:44,729 --> 01:57:46,157 I want to meet Somnath. 2038 01:57:47,460 --> 01:57:51,562 Have you ever met Somnath? 2039 01:57:51,603 --> 01:57:54,628 No. I have never seen him. I have only heard about him. 2040 01:57:55,032 --> 01:57:56,632 I am Somnath. Tell me. 2041 01:57:57,278 --> 01:57:59,046 Really? You are... 2042 01:57:59,714 --> 01:58:02,474 But just now a boy said that you have gone to the temple. 2043 01:58:02,931 --> 01:58:05,316 He is my servant! 2044 01:58:06,490 --> 01:58:07,567 I was going to the temple. 2045 01:58:07,608 --> 01:58:10,421 My wife's broken sandals broke. So I came back. 2046 01:58:11,360 --> 01:58:16,758 I am blessed or meet you! Are you blind? 2047 01:58:17,424 --> 01:58:18,807 Yes! So what will you do! 2048 01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:22,308 Nothing! Nothing! I am sad to hear this. 2049 01:58:22,380 --> 01:58:25,464 I have heard a lot about you. A lot. 2050 01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:26,592 You were in the air force. 2051 01:58:26,769 --> 01:58:28,012 Then you became the advisor in... 2052 01:58:28,053 --> 01:58:29,679 ...our college after the retirement. 2053 01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:33,007 Of Sanskrit. Our entire college loves you a lot. 2054 01:58:33,210 --> 01:58:35,965 "Fine, fine. Have a seat. - Thank you." 2055 01:58:36,364 --> 01:58:38,554 Be careful! - What happened? 2056 01:58:39,532 --> 01:58:40,519 There is a table. 2057 01:58:43,337 --> 01:58:44,897 Are you really blind? 2058 01:58:48,524 --> 01:58:52,092 Don't you see that I can't see! - I can see! 2059 01:58:52,384 --> 01:58:54,634 Do you see the clock? - Yes. 2060 01:58:55,148 --> 01:58:58,381 Not that! This one! - I see! This one. 2061 01:58:58,461 --> 01:59:01,961 I can't see it! - I can see it. 2062 01:59:02,316 --> 01:59:03,596 What's the time? - 7:30. 2063 01:59:03,743 --> 01:59:07,779 Not there! Here! It is 11:00! What's the time! 2064 01:59:07,875 --> 01:59:09,786 12:00! 11:00! 11:00! 2065 01:59:09,827 --> 01:59:12,210 I don't know what the time is! - I can see it. 2066 01:59:12,538 --> 01:59:14,668 Now do you believe me that I am blind? 2067 01:59:14,709 --> 01:59:16,232 Don't beat me, sir! 2068 01:59:16,312 --> 01:59:18,099 "Now tell me, what work did you have?" 2069 01:59:18,124 --> 01:59:18,593 Listen to me, please. 2070 01:59:20,216 --> 01:59:24,079 "Actually sir, our college has completed 50 years." 2071 01:59:24,375 --> 01:59:25,955 For that we have organized a function. 2072 01:59:26,073 --> 01:59:28,650 "I have come to personally invite you, sir." 2073 01:59:28,936 --> 01:59:30,248 What? What program is there? 2074 01:59:30,877 --> 01:59:33,024 First there will be a dance of 'Pooja' (veneration). 2075 01:59:33,065 --> 01:59:34,499 Who is Pooja? Who is Pooja? 2076 01:59:34,579 --> 01:59:37,662 Pooja! Pooja! Archana! 2077 01:59:38,035 --> 01:59:40,486 First decide whether it is Pooja or Archana! 2078 01:59:40,511 --> 01:59:42,348 "Not girl, sir! Not girl!" 2079 01:59:43,027 --> 01:59:47,108 That veneration of God! - Then? 2080 01:59:47,352 --> 01:59:53,240 After that the drama that you had created for patriotism in Sanskrit. 2081 01:59:53,380 --> 01:59:55,876 A program of that. After that... 2082 01:59:56,532 --> 01:59:58,736 You spilt! You dare to spilt! 2083 02:00:00,564 --> 02:00:04,611 After that a cultural... program... cultural. 2084 02:00:04,691 --> 02:00:08,402 Don't you have a beauty contest? - Beauty contest? 2085 02:00:08,574 --> 02:00:11,441 Beauty contest! Fool! Beauty contest! 2086 02:00:11,521 --> 02:00:13,345 I will ask the committee and let you know. 2087 02:00:13,906 --> 02:00:16,394 "Not committee, I want the commitment!" 2088 02:00:16,435 --> 02:00:18,630 I want the commitment! Otherwise! - Who is there? 2089 02:00:19,863 --> 02:00:25,478 (Background music) 2090 02:00:32,945 --> 02:00:34,500 I think there will be a snowfall. 2091 02:00:35,596 --> 02:00:40,532 "Greetings, aunty. You too are blind? You too are blind?" 2092 02:00:42,117 --> 02:00:46,574 Do you think that we both... are playing 'Black' here? 2093 02:00:46,790 --> 02:00:47,220 What? 2094 02:00:47,321 --> 02:00:49,617 No. I thought that you both are playing white. 2095 02:00:49,697 --> 02:00:50,904 Where is the belt in your neck? 2096 02:00:51,271 --> 02:00:54,375 It was hurting me. So I removed it. 2097 02:00:55,471 --> 02:00:58,421 But how did you know that I wear belt in my neck? 2098 02:00:59,421 --> 02:01:01,294 I know everything about you! 2099 02:01:02,825 --> 02:01:05,085 Aren't you flirting with that Rosy ma'am? 2100 02:01:06,091 --> 02:01:06,994 I will leave now. 2101 02:01:07,074 --> 02:01:09,463 You want to leave? Won't you have a drink? 2102 02:01:09,504 --> 02:01:11,663 I don't drink! - You don't drink? 2103 02:01:12,505 --> 02:01:15,264 Fool! Even I don't drink during the daytime. 2104 02:01:15,514 --> 02:01:17,894 "She is talking about tea! Tea! - Yes, talk." 2105 02:01:18,287 --> 02:01:22,658 You are asking me so lovingly. So please make tea. 2106 02:01:22,683 --> 02:01:23,373 Shameless! 2107 02:01:24,615 --> 02:01:26,828 I am blind and you want me to make tea for you! 2108 02:01:27,236 --> 02:01:30,015 Go and make tea for everybody! The kitchen is there! 2109 02:01:30,225 --> 02:01:32,519 I don't know how to make tea! 2110 02:01:33,293 --> 02:01:35,528 Then why are you sitting here? 2111 02:01:35,569 --> 02:01:38,300 Fine! Fine! I will leave! I will leave! 2112 02:01:39,394 --> 02:01:42,225 Are you going there to beg! The way to go out is there! 2113 02:01:42,470 --> 02:01:42,982 There! Okay! 2114 02:01:43,161 --> 02:01:44,712 Get out! Fool! 2115 02:01:44,905 --> 02:01:45,608 What are you doing? 2116 02:01:46,393 --> 02:01:49,117 At least give the card! - Here. 2117 02:01:49,474 --> 02:01:52,788 You take this. - No! No! I don't know how to read this book. 2118 02:01:52,829 --> 02:01:54,776 Read it with Rosy. - No! No! 2119 02:01:54,817 --> 02:01:55,976 Take it! Take it! 2120 02:01:56,056 --> 02:01:57,294 You guys beat a not! 2121 02:01:57,374 --> 02:01:59,381 Hail Mother Mary! 2122 02:02:00,425 --> 02:02:04,461 (Phone rings) 2123 02:02:05,278 --> 02:02:11,205 Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! 2124 02:02:12,393 --> 02:02:13,605 Hello! 2125 02:02:13,972 --> 02:02:16,372 I am Sameer calling from America. Who are you? 2126 02:02:17,352 --> 02:02:18,095 Who are you? 2127 02:02:18,535 --> 02:02:19,463 I am Pandu. 2128 02:02:20,915 --> 02:02:23,702 "Look, Mr. Pandu or whoever you are." 2129 02:02:23,743 --> 02:02:27,594 Tell my grandpa that I am returning form America today. 2130 02:02:27,826 --> 02:02:29,977 My flight will land at 1.30 in the night. 2131 02:02:30,550 --> 02:02:32,705 No need to come to the airport. I will come on my own. 2132 02:02:32,730 --> 02:02:33,042 Thank you. 2133 02:02:35,841 --> 02:02:36,671 What happened? 2134 02:02:38,465 --> 02:02:39,728 Gopal, what happened? 2135 02:02:40,898 --> 02:02:43,822 Sameer is coming. - What! Sameer is coming! 2136 02:02:44,699 --> 02:02:46,562 Sameer is coming! Everybody is saying the same thing! 2137 02:02:46,754 --> 02:02:47,992 Did you see this! I had told you all! 2138 02:02:48,172 --> 02:02:49,556 Someday we will get stuck because of him! 2139 02:02:49,829 --> 02:02:50,571 I am leaving! 2140 02:02:50,612 --> 02:02:52,606 I say that you all too pack your luggage and leave! 2141 02:02:52,714 --> 02:02:54,957 How can we leave like this? We should find such a house too. 2142 02:02:55,176 --> 02:02:56,684 Where there are two old people! Both are blind! 2143 02:02:56,902 --> 02:02:57,971 And they don't have any relative! 2144 02:02:58,124 --> 02:02:59,338 It takes time to find such a house! 2145 02:02:59,480 --> 02:03:00,356 You guys are worried about the house! 2146 02:03:00,397 --> 02:03:01,397 This might become a police matter! 2147 02:03:02,316 --> 02:03:04,093 I will not listen to anybody! I am leaving! 2148 02:03:04,173 --> 02:03:06,412 Shut up! Let me think! 2149 02:03:08,011 --> 02:03:09,463 We will find of some solution! 2150 02:03:22,988 --> 02:03:25,821 Box! -Box! - Box! 2151 02:03:29,044 --> 02:03:30,479 It must contain something precious. 2152 02:03:31,240 --> 02:03:33,185 Yes. Like how they show in the movies. 2153 02:03:33,488 --> 02:03:37,563 "Open the box. And it contains jewels, diamonds and gold!" 2154 02:03:38,824 --> 02:03:40,480 Are you planning to steal this? What? 2155 02:03:41,599 --> 02:03:41,950 What? 2156 02:03:45,545 --> 02:03:46,824 "No, Gopal! No, Gopal!" 2157 02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:47,560 Gopal, no. 2158 02:03:48,942 --> 02:03:49,964 "Gopal, what are you doing?" 2159 02:03:50,044 --> 02:03:51,934 "Madhav, explain to him! No, Gopal!" 2160 02:03:52,449 --> 02:03:53,649 Have you guys gone mad! 2161 02:03:53,874 --> 02:03:57,371 "The family that gave you love, and shelter" you will rob that Family. 2162 02:03:57,451 --> 02:03:59,114 We are not robbing the family. We are taking the box! 2163 02:03:59,139 --> 02:04:00,240 You understand what I am trying to say! 2164 02:04:00,320 --> 02:04:01,730 I think you shouldn't steal! 2165 02:04:02,138 --> 02:04:04,706 We are not stealing! We are checking! 2166 02:04:05,640 --> 02:04:08,183 If we found something, then we will take the loan and then return it. 2167 02:04:08,934 --> 02:04:10,115 "Gopal, this is sin!" 2168 02:04:11,223 --> 02:04:13,860 "Look, this door is also not opening! God too is saying no, Gopal!" 2169 02:04:14,344 --> 02:04:16,284 "Listen to me! Gopal, no!" 2170 02:04:17,807 --> 02:04:18,891 I see! It opens from that side! 2171 02:04:20,558 --> 02:04:23,203 I still say that this is wrong! - This is right! 2172 02:04:23,898 --> 02:04:25,716 "If it contains some treasure, then I will make a movie..." 2173 02:04:25,796 --> 02:04:26,896 ...and I will sign all of you! 2174 02:04:27,318 --> 02:04:28,828 "Buddy, first let me open it!" 2175 02:04:29,680 --> 02:04:34,781 "Stop, dear. You will need the key to open it." 2176 02:04:40,345 --> 02:04:42,838 We... I was just looking at it. 2177 02:04:50,872 --> 02:04:52,468 I will tell you what it contains. 2178 02:05:02,586 --> 02:05:04,629 This is your compass box. 2179 02:05:05,241 --> 02:05:08,475 You were 6 years old when had insisted on it. 2180 02:05:16,224 --> 02:05:19,437 And look at this. Gun. For 'Diwali'. 2181 02:05:20,692 --> 02:05:23,748 "You used to run all over the house, shooting the gun." 2182 02:05:33,185 --> 02:05:34,337 And this is your car. 2183 02:05:36,054 --> 02:05:38,389 You used to roam the entire courtyard with this. 2184 02:05:38,629 --> 02:05:40,433 You used to play with this the whole day. 2185 02:05:55,176 --> 02:05:56,085 "What is this, grandpa?" 2186 02:05:58,073 --> 02:05:59,019 Ashes. 2187 02:06:03,646 --> 02:06:04,256 Whose? 2188 02:06:06,361 --> 02:06:07,122 Sameer. 2189 02:06:17,126 --> 02:06:19,008 My grandson was born in America. 2190 02:06:21,483 --> 02:06:23,918 We were craving to meet him. 2191 02:06:25,690 --> 02:06:30,485 "But 2 years ago, in an accident we lost our eyesight." 2192 02:06:31,596 --> 02:06:34,098 "With great courage, I told my son..." 2193 02:06:34,139 --> 02:06:36,149 ...everything about our accident. 2194 02:06:36,696 --> 02:06:37,885 He couldn't endure it. 2195 02:06:38,440 --> 02:06:40,108 And he left to come here along with... 2196 02:06:40,149 --> 02:06:42,867 ...my daughter-in-law and grandson. 2197 02:06:44,278 --> 02:06:46,092 He was driving to the airport in his car. 2198 02:06:48,552 --> 02:06:50,076 He met with an accident on the way. 2199 02:06:50,179 --> 02:06:52,233 (Car collides) 2200 02:06:54,204 --> 02:06:55,243 Nobody survived. 2201 02:06:58,672 --> 02:07:05,979 My son... my daughter-in-law... my grandson. Nobody. 2202 02:07:11,993 --> 02:07:15,262 I couldn't tell Mangala this thing. 2203 02:07:16,760 --> 02:07:18,138 Otherwise she would have died. 2204 02:07:20,749 --> 02:07:24,259 Only I had to endure this shock. 2205 02:07:26,384 --> 02:07:31,454 My commissioner friend made arrangements to send me to America. 2206 02:07:33,501 --> 02:07:37,402 And there with my own hands... 2207 02:07:38,801 --> 02:07:41,161 ...I performed the final rites of my entire pedigree. 2208 02:07:43,240 --> 02:07:44,785 When I returned from America... 2209 02:07:46,687 --> 02:07:48,399 ...Mangala started asking me... 2210 02:07:49,049 --> 02:07:53,682 "...how is our grandson, how grown up is he, does he talk..." 2211 02:07:54,107 --> 02:07:55,923 ...and have you told him about me? 2212 02:07:56,900 --> 02:07:59,070 What would I have told him? What could I have told her? 2213 02:08:00,452 --> 02:08:02,361 I didn't have the courage to tell her the truth. 2214 02:08:04,521 --> 02:08:06,643 Everyday I used to say that I will tell her today. 2215 02:08:06,723 --> 02:08:07,942 I will tell her today. 2216 02:08:10,445 --> 02:08:16,355 "Then... on the day I decided, God send you as Sameer." 2217 02:08:19,982 --> 02:08:25,419 But I had realized that you are not one but two. 2218 02:08:30,170 --> 02:08:35,233 "And gradually I realized that you all are not 2, but 4." 2219 02:08:40,307 --> 02:08:42,771 But I had no qualms with your lie. 2220 02:08:42,796 --> 02:08:43,403 It's a truth. 2221 02:08:44,357 --> 02:08:47,535 Because Mangala was very happy. She was very happy. 2222 02:08:49,344 --> 02:08:51,620 But... if you left now... 2223 02:08:53,762 --> 02:08:55,777 ...then God knows what she will go through. 2224 02:08:56,995 --> 02:08:59,986 She will shatter completely. I am saying the truth. 2225 02:09:01,170 --> 02:09:04,105 What is left to shatter down? 2226 02:09:06,348 --> 02:09:09,552 You... such a big betrayal! 2227 02:09:13,583 --> 02:09:17,007 These... whoever they are... I am not angry with them. 2228 02:09:17,393 --> 02:09:19,277 Because they are outsiders. But you! 2229 02:09:21,348 --> 02:09:24,595 You... didn't even let me... 2230 02:09:24,735 --> 02:09:27,361 ...perform the final rites of my children! 2231 02:09:30,122 --> 02:09:35,043 I wanted to embrace Sameer... if only for the last time. 2232 02:09:36,562 --> 02:09:40,749 On my lap. 2233 02:09:43,967 --> 02:09:51,423 You all... who are you all... who gave you the right... 2234 02:09:51,464 --> 02:09:54,297 ...the right to play with an old couple's emotions! 2235 02:09:55,821 --> 02:09:58,411 You all have committed a grave sin! 2236 02:09:59,509 --> 02:10:04,470 Such a grave sin for which there is no punishment in this world. 2237 02:10:17,725 --> 02:10:19,385 I have planned all this. 2238 02:10:20,812 --> 02:10:23,630 They are not responsible for all this. Only I am responsible. 2239 02:10:27,143 --> 02:10:30,525 Consider it my mistake or immaturity that I came here. 2240 02:10:32,566 --> 02:10:34,008 But a greater mistake is that... 2241 02:10:35,507 --> 02:10:38,288 ...the love and family that I searched for all my life... 2242 02:10:40,076 --> 02:10:41,897 ...when I found that in you both then... 2243 02:10:43,381 --> 02:10:44,761 ...I couldn't recognize that. 2244 02:10:48,407 --> 02:10:49,630 And I hurt both of you. 2245 02:10:51,731 --> 02:10:56,460 Whatever punishment you give... I accept it. 2246 02:10:57,607 --> 02:11:01,480 "La La La La" 2247 02:11:03,836 --> 02:11:06,864 "La La La La" 2248 02:11:07,347 --> 02:11:07,839 GRANDPA: Who is it? 2249 02:11:08,685 --> 02:11:12,595 "Pam. Pam. Pam. Boom" 2250 02:11:15,760 --> 02:11:17,232 I love this old man. 2251 02:11:19,063 --> 02:11:21,348 Uncle has helped me a lot. 2252 02:11:22,018 --> 02:11:25,615 Give me the urn otherwise I will thrash you all so much... 2253 02:11:25,656 --> 02:11:28,312 ...that even the beggar will refuse to give you alms. 2254 02:11:28,353 --> 02:11:29,705 Why do you want the urn? 2255 02:11:29,746 --> 02:11:34,875 Give me one chance to atone for my sins. Trust us. Laxman. 2256 02:11:35,902 --> 02:11:38,528 "Grandpa, come. Come. Grandma, come." 2257 02:11:42,834 --> 02:11:44,817 "This way, grandma. Come, come." 2258 02:11:45,583 --> 02:11:48,204 You did the right thing by sending uncle inside. 2259 02:11:48,711 --> 02:11:50,495 What do you want? - The urn. 2260 02:11:50,839 --> 02:11:53,515 This? - Yes. - Take it. 2261 02:11:54,195 --> 02:11:56,186 "Boss, these are the same 4 guys..." 2262 02:11:56,440 --> 02:11:57,876 ...who had thrashed me thrice. 2263 02:11:59,862 --> 02:12:01,197 I have never seen him before. 2264 02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:01,998 No... 2265 02:12:02,023 --> 02:12:04,038 Did you get thrashed at the wrong place? 2266 02:12:04,273 --> 02:12:06,553 No! I swear on you, Babali 2267 02:12:07,050 --> 02:12:08,924 Babali? Who? - He is the one. 2268 02:12:12,109 --> 02:12:14,812 (Laughter) 2269 02:12:15,283 --> 02:12:18,070 Imagine! Gabbar Singh's name in 'Sholay' is Sweetie. 2270 02:12:19,010 --> 02:12:20,751 Keep quiet! Fire! 2271 02:12:21,161 --> 02:12:22,252 Don't fire! 2272 02:12:23,504 --> 02:12:30,160 (Background music) 2273 02:12:31,571 --> 02:12:32,784 I heard everything. 2274 02:12:33,670 --> 02:12:35,411 I swear on Sameer's ashes. 2275 02:12:36,064 --> 02:12:38,816 I am with you guys in this fight. 2276 02:12:39,248 --> 02:12:41,066 So you have changed the side! 2277 02:12:42,442 --> 02:12:43,331 Fire! 2278 02:12:45,730 --> 02:12:47,261 Fire! 2279 02:12:47,357 --> 02:12:48,486 Forgot to get the bullets! 2280 02:12:48,634 --> 02:12:49,345 What? 2281 02:12:50,288 --> 02:12:51,790 Forgot to get the bullets! 2282 02:12:54,257 --> 02:12:56,953 "If the bullets are at home, then will you play hockey with this?" 2283 02:12:57,373 --> 02:12:58,699 Thrash them! 2284 02:13:15,874 --> 02:13:18,198 What are you staring at! Go up! 2285 02:13:27,701 --> 02:13:28,622 Switch it on! 2286 02:13:40,611 --> 02:13:41,403 "Golmaal." 2287 02:13:41,980 --> 02:13:43,099 "1, 2... Govinda" 2288 02:13:43,350 --> 02:13:48,408 "Golmaal." 2289 02:14:15,369 --> 02:14:16,169 Gopal! 2290 02:14:33,957 --> 02:14:37,071 Hang on! Hang on! Why are we fighting? 2291 02:14:37,931 --> 02:14:40,445 You are not interested in the ashes. Do you want the urn? 2292 02:14:40,680 --> 02:14:42,010 Yes! - Why? 2293 02:14:44,035 --> 02:14:45,468 "Look, this matter is between us." 2294 02:15:07,564 --> 02:15:08,714 "Come, sir."' 2295 02:15:15,618 --> 02:15:17,611 "Excuse me, sir. You cannot go from here."' 2296 02:15:19,842 --> 02:15:22,275 Diamonds! -Diamonds! - Diamonds! 2297 02:15:22,535 --> 02:15:23,932 "Hold this, boys!" 2298 02:15:30,766 --> 02:15:31,821 You idiot... throw it here. 2299 02:15:32,660 --> 02:15:34,090 What have you done! 2300 02:15:34,170 --> 02:15:35,877 "He asked for it, so I gave him. - Fool!" 2301 02:15:36,897 --> 02:15:37,452 Yes. 2302 02:15:52,138 --> 02:15:52,957 Madhav! 2303 02:16:04,591 --> 02:16:05,864 Give it to me. 2304 02:16:10,388 --> 02:16:11,780 (Tyre screeches) 2305 02:16:16,419 --> 02:16:18,346 I have been searching for you guys since a long time! 2306 02:16:18,387 --> 02:16:20,747 I have been running after you! Why do you want to ruin my career? 2307 02:16:21,054 --> 02:16:22,246 Nobody comes to my garage. 2308 02:16:22,287 --> 02:16:23,814 My wife has refused to come back from her maternal house! 2309 02:16:23,894 --> 02:16:25,339 "Please, return my money! Please!" 2310 02:16:25,783 --> 02:16:26,861 I am really sorry. 2311 02:16:27,324 --> 02:16:29,473 You know I had come in the scorching heat... 2312 02:16:29,553 --> 02:16:31,148 ...without any slippers to return your money. 2313 02:16:31,474 --> 02:16:33,014 And you know what happened? - What? 2314 02:16:33,441 --> 02:16:34,574 He robbed that money. 2315 02:16:34,615 --> 02:16:36,907 Really? Return his money! 2316 02:16:36,948 --> 02:16:38,766 When did I steal it! I have jut met! 2317 02:16:38,807 --> 02:16:40,786 Don't act smart! Return the money! 2318 02:16:40,827 --> 02:16:43,543 Who are you? The landlord! - Tell him. 2319 02:16:43,794 --> 02:16:46,538 Look! He is Mr. Vasuli. And he is Mr. Babali! 2320 02:16:46,579 --> 02:16:48,168 Babali! - Babali! 2321 02:16:49,554 --> 02:16:50,888 We will tell him to tie us 'Rakhi'. 2322 02:16:50,929 --> 02:16:51,715 "Hey, Babali!" 2323 02:16:52,885 --> 02:16:53,735 Babali! 2324 02:16:55,070 --> 02:16:56,302 Why are you laughing! 2325 02:16:56,474 --> 02:16:57,656 "Golmaal!" 2326 02:16:58,665 --> 02:16:59,720 Oye! 2327 02:17:08,438 --> 02:17:09,438 "Golmaal!" 2328 02:17:11,187 --> 02:17:12,676 "Hail Mother Mary" 2329 02:17:13,759 --> 02:17:14,600 "Golmaal!" 2330 02:17:19,268 --> 02:17:20,713 Come. Take it. 2331 02:17:23,112 --> 02:17:23,648 Who is it! 2332 02:17:25,582 --> 02:17:26,382 Gopal! 2333 02:17:27,340 --> 02:17:27,754 Who is it? 2334 02:17:31,535 --> 02:17:32,435 Grandpa! 2335 02:17:34,289 --> 02:17:38,749 "Babali-, it doesn't come out! It doesn't come out!" 2336 02:17:39,075 --> 02:17:40,177 My diamonds. 2337 02:17:44,511 --> 02:17:45,821 "Gopal, what happened?" 2338 02:17:47,786 --> 02:17:49,284 Sorry! Sorry! 2339 02:17:51,903 --> 02:17:52,697 Blood! 2340 02:17:54,687 --> 02:17:56,726 Babli brother... 2341 02:18:08,656 --> 02:18:10,742 What a nice... - Don't touch it! - Okay! 2342 02:18:11,999 --> 02:18:13,400 What happened? - He too... 2343 02:18:14,271 --> 02:18:16,732 "It's really deep, man! - What happened?" 2344 02:18:18,193 --> 02:18:21,185 (Cow mooing) 2345 02:18:25,895 --> 02:18:28,060 "Everything is all right now. Come, commissioner sir." 2346 02:18:30,721 --> 02:18:34,898 Commissioner sir... I know what their punishment should be. 2347 02:18:35,921 --> 02:18:37,952 After seeing what they all have done... 2348 02:18:38,726 --> 02:18:41,063 ...all the four will live with us. - What! 2349 02:18:42,300 --> 02:18:49,270 Yes. You all four will live as the Shravan of these blind parents. 2350 02:18:49,350 --> 02:18:51,002 And Nadeem too. - What? 2351 02:18:51,132 --> 02:18:53,063 You all will receive your reward within 15 days. 2352 02:18:53,785 --> 02:18:55,260 Reward? For what? 2353 02:18:55,665 --> 02:18:58,270 Reward because you all have nabbed a dangerous... 2354 02:18:58,311 --> 02:19:00,055 ...gangster and got the diamonds too. 2355 02:19:00,652 --> 02:19:02,361 So you will surely get the 10o/o of that. 2356 02:19:02,604 --> 02:19:04,704 Great! - My money! 2357 02:19:06,307 --> 02:19:08,871 They see rich people and they start begging. Get out! 2358 02:19:09,712 --> 02:19:11,570 "Greetings, grandpa. Greetings, grandma." 2359 02:19:11,836 --> 02:19:13,562 You have come to take pickle in the hospital too. 2360 02:19:13,692 --> 02:19:15,015 "Grandpa, you too!" 2361 02:19:15,823 --> 02:19:19,060 "Tell me, which naughty guy have..." 2362 02:19:19,222 --> 02:19:21,092 ...you chosen from these 4 naughty ones? 2363 02:19:27,077 --> 02:19:29,009 I am here. Where are you going? I don't mind. 2364 02:19:29,959 --> 02:19:30,759 Lucky. 2365 02:19:31,968 --> 02:19:33,547 Doctor! 2366 02:19:33,588 --> 02:19:35,002 But he can't speak! 2367 02:19:35,688 --> 02:19:36,141 No? 2368 02:19:36,574 --> 02:19:37,973 I know that he can't speak. 2369 02:19:38,461 --> 02:19:41,398 But I wanted such a husband... who would listen only to me. 2370 02:19:41,591 --> 02:19:42,862 And he himself should remain silent. 2371 02:19:45,591 --> 02:19:49,012 Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you have a sister? 2372 02:19:49,299 --> 02:19:51,527 "Yes, I have. But she is 7 years old. Why?" 2373 02:19:57,423 --> 02:19:59,442 We will have to wait for a long time. 2374 02:20:01,890 --> 02:20:04,608 "Golmaal!" 2375 02:20:08,164 --> 02:20:09,014 Action! 2376 02:20:22,363 --> 02:20:25,382 "Is something fishy!" 2377 02:20:25,727 --> 02:20:29,139 "We are troublesome, baby. We are great!" 2378 02:20:29,323 --> 02:20:32,643 "Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!" 2379 02:20:32,684 --> 02:20:34,382 "Otherwise we might lose the heart." 2380 02:20:34,454 --> 02:20:35,681 "Be careful." 2381 02:20:35,738 --> 02:20:38,590 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2382 02:20:39,344 --> 02:20:42,401 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2383 02:20:42,821 --> 02:20:45,779 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2384 02:20:46,457 --> 02:20:50,659 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2385 02:20:53,571 --> 02:20:55,070 (Indistinct crowd laugh) 2386 02:20:57,802 --> 02:21:01,045 "Is something fishy!" 2387 02:21:01,318 --> 02:21:04,571 "We are troublesome, baby. We are great!" 2388 02:21:04,758 --> 02:21:08,109 "Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!" 2389 02:21:08,150 --> 02:21:09,720 "Otherwise we might lose the heart." 2390 02:21:09,761 --> 02:21:11,137 "Be careful." 2391 02:21:11,178 --> 02:21:14,049 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2392 02:21:14,787 --> 02:21:18,731 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2393 02:21:20,447 --> 02:21:22,342 "We want to put the money." 2394 02:21:24,073 --> 02:21:25,610 "We want to put the money." 2395 02:21:27,449 --> 02:21:29,421 "We want to put the money." 2396 02:21:31,054 --> 02:21:32,913 "We want to put the money." 2397 02:21:39,815 --> 02:21:43,061 "Neither the heart nor we are bad." 2398 02:21:43,102 --> 02:21:46,865 "What can we do if this world is bad." 2399 02:21:46,950 --> 02:21:50,464 "We teach them what they taught us." 2400 02:21:50,695 --> 02:21:53,200 "Let's have some fun." 2401 02:21:53,843 --> 02:21:57,294 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2402 02:21:57,335 --> 02:22:00,215 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2403 02:22:01,552 --> 02:22:04,889 "Is something fishy!" 2404 02:22:05,030 --> 02:22:08,144 "We are troublesome, baby. We are great!" 2405 02:22:08,601 --> 02:22:11,833 "Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!" 2406 02:22:11,948 --> 02:22:13,590 "Otherwise we might lose the heart." 2407 02:22:13,631 --> 02:22:15,260 "Be careful." 2408 02:22:16,795 --> 02:22:20,126 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2409 02:22:20,336 --> 02:22:23,248 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2410 02:22:23,947 --> 02:22:27,340 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2411 02:22:27,381 --> 02:22:31,529 "Golmaal! Golmaal!" 2412 02:22:39,539 --> 02:22:41,734 Cut it. 183866