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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,890 --> 00:01:00,309 - Guys! Guys! We're doing a video for Cliff and Cindy. 2 00:01:00,476 --> 00:01:01,686 What do you wanna say? 3 00:01:01,852 --> 00:01:05,648 - First, the big studio sale, now the big wedding - 4 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,317 MVP year for our boy Clifford. 5 00:01:08,484 --> 00:01:11,112 (scoffing) - | fuckin' hate you, Anderson. 6 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,697 (laughing) - And when you're all famous, 7 00:01:12,863 --> 00:01:15,116 don't forget about your crew from film school, huh? 8 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,159 Boys in the wood hood! 9 00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:20,037 - You dance with who brung ya, Cliffy! 10 00:01:23,332 --> 00:01:25,876 - The red dot. - There's the red dot. 11 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:27,128 - You comfortable? 12 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:36,512 - Hey, can | ask you a question, Mr. Cliff Anderson-- 13 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,931 - Yes. - --Of Venice Beach, California? 14 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:42,018 - Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson, 15 00:01:42,184 --> 00:01:45,062 formerly Miss Cydney Carswell 16 00:01:45,229 --> 00:01:46,522 of Pacific Palisades, California. 17 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,691 - How did you get this scar? 18 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:51,986 Omigod, | can't believe | didn't notice it before. 19 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,780 - You know we wouldnt be here tonight if it wasntíor me. 20 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:57,908 | mean, | brought her to that Black Eyed Peas concert, 21 00:01:58,075 --> 00:02:00,870 | introduced them. | mean, | basically hooked them up! 22 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:04,165 - That's a long story. And... 23 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,167 it involves, uh... 24 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,377 Homeland Security... 25 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,921 (Cydney laughing) ls notfunny. 26 00:02:11,088 --> 00:02:14,008 ...and me being unexpectedly pressed into services 27 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,384 of Deputy Air Marshal, 28 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:17,803 and | don't really wanna talk about it. 29 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:19,597 (making buzzer sound) - Try again. 30 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,724 A little less grandiose, thank you. 31 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,685 - Uh, my brother hit me with his skateboard 32 00:02:24,852 --> 00:02:27,480 when | was nine. - Wait - which brother is this? 33 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,107 - Uh, that'd be Tommy, the dick, from Michigan. 34 00:02:30,274 --> 00:02:32,109 - My little brother getting married before me! 35 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:34,945 - Yeah, | wonder why. C'mon, your armpit smells like ass. 36 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:36,697 Will you let the fuck off? 37 00:02:36,864 --> 00:02:38,991 - Óh, | came all the way from Michigan 38 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:42,286 to do this one more time! Oh, how does that feel? 39 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,414 - Wait - | thought he said Maryland at the wedding. 40 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:48,042 - Excuse me, but whose brother is this? 41 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,960 (laughing) - Oh, I'm so sorry. 42 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:52,254 He's got, like, 16 brothers, okay? 43 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:54,173 All right, Tommy from Michigan. 44 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,009 A new wife should know these things. 45 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,886 - Yes. (Cydney giggling) 46 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:01,597 - lwant you guys to know how much | love you, 47 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,975 | adore you, and | hope you have the best time on your honeymoon. 48 00:03:05,142 --> 00:03:06,852 And, uh, make it something to remember. 49 00:03:07,019 --> 00:03:08,562 Love you guys. 50 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:12,358 - | think they just wanted to start off their lives together 51 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,235 with some kind of adventure! 52 00:03:20,908 --> 00:03:23,411 - Feetin, feet in, feet in! Oh! - Ahh! 53 00:03:23,577 --> 00:03:26,872 Christ, are you insane? - |lt's arental. 54 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,293 - Mrs. Cydney Anderson. 55 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,797 Mrs. Cydney Ander... No, Mrs. Cydney Anderson. 56 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,633 Listen, you know, it's like Writing cheques in January - 57 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,677 | know I'm gonna blow it. 58 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,555 - You gotta keep practicing. 59 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,442 - Would you get back in here?! God! 60 00:03:54,608 --> 00:03:57,111 - Vve never seen so many shades oí green! 61 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,572 Hey, hey, get a picture of me! 62 00:04:00,614 --> 00:04:03,492 Yeah!!! (laughing) 63 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:05,077 - Hey, hey, hey. - Yeah!!! 64 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,872 Whoa! - Ahh! Stop it. 65 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,843 - Look! Look! 66 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,557 - Ah! Whoal! 67 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,817 Wow! - Hey, hey! Look, look! 68 00:04:36,984 --> 00:04:39,653 Trackers! Hey!! - Hey!! 69 00:04:42,239 --> 00:04:44,742 - Hey! Hey, how do they do that?! 70 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,744 That trail right down there! 71 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,496 - Did it myself back in the day. 72 00:04:48,662 --> 00:04:51,832 '| show you whatit's all for. 73 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,884 The most gorgeous dead-end God ever made. 74 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,969 - Wow! - Yeah!! 75 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:06,388 - You know, drop me off right here. 76 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:08,599 Forget the hike. - Only two ways 77 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:13,687 in and out, Cydney: by foot or by kayak. 78 00:05:13,854 --> 00:05:16,273 But that's what makes it so special. 79 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,032 It's another day in paradise 80 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,201 The sun is out 81 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,119 The skies are blue 82 00:05:29,286 --> 00:05:32,873 The birds are singing songs 83 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,501 About the flowers in bloom 84 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,421 The air is always bright and clear 85 00:05:39,588 --> 00:05:42,591 There's never any trouble here 86 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:44,635 Here in paradise 87 00:05:46,303 --> 00:05:49,306 Paradise with you 88 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:52,393 And if a rain cloud 89 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,145 Should appear on the horizon... 90 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,818 - Yep, beautiful it is, bruddah. 91 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,653 How many days? 92 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,071 - One day in, one atthe beach, 93 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:07,408 and another day back. - Common mistake. 94 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,243 - What, you think | need more? 95 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,954 - Don't know if you need more, but you sure want more. 96 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,414 As long as all your permits 97 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,416 are updated and so on. - Yeah, yeah. See? 98 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:19,753 - Okay, yeah. 'Cause the rangers do get out and work the trail. 99 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,255 So you wanna keep these close, Cliff. 100 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,340 - ANright. - And this, too. 101 00:06:25,926 --> 00:06:28,512 D'you miss me? - Three days sounds plenty. 102 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,264 - Man... 103 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,186 - Nine whole minutes. 104 00:06:36,353 --> 00:06:39,565 Do you realize that's the longest we've been apart 105 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,568 since we got married? You must've missed me 106 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,113 something awful. - This is 11.5 miles each way, 107 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,531 right? - Each way. 108 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,909 - Tell me you missed me. - Well... 109 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:53,120 - IIl give you a BJ in the car. 110 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,247 - Okay. - Another one. 111 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,334 - Anyways... 112 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,377 Check this out, Cliff. Now, you're gonna cross 113 00:07:00,544 --> 00:07:02,796 over five valleys. Each time you do, 114 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:04,632 you're gonna gain or lose 115 00:07:04,798 --> 00:07:07,134 1,000 feet of elevation. That's the killer. 116 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,303 - | missed you too, baby. - What? 117 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,221 Oh, did you go somewhere? 118 00:07:11,388 --> 00:07:13,390 - You're so bad! 119 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:16,393 - $475.35. - All right. 120 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,188 Yeah, | know it looks like | robbed a bank... 121 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,065 - Ift's our wedding haul! 122 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:22,524 - Whazzup, whazzup? 123 00:07:22,691 --> 00:07:23,984 - Sully. 124 00:07:24,151 --> 00:07:26,946 Back from Oahu? - How's my boy? Glad to see you. 125 00:07:27,112 --> 00:07:28,447 You weren't near Honolulu, were you? 126 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,866 - No, no, other side. Waves were junk for three days. 127 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,284 Move it over here. Why? 128 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:35,079 What's the stink in 'Lulu? 129 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:37,414 - Maybe not for now. Wanna help these two 130 00:07:37,581 --> 00:07:40,334 out to their car? - Yeah, Must dump my gear, 131 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,961 M be right with'em. 132 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:44,213 - Boy's gonna help with your bags. 133 00:07:46,256 --> 00:07:48,050 Mahalo! - Mahalo... 134 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,635 - Get an early start, bruddah. 135 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,011 - Yeah, | will! - Aloha. 136 00:07:51,178 --> 00:07:52,805 - Mahalo... 137 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:05,192 (ominous music) 138 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:20,040 (music playing) ... I need your love 139 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:22,292 Each and every day 140 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:25,754 Na na na na na na 141 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:28,173 All right 142 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:31,760 Na na na na na na 143 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:34,555 All right 144 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,724 - Hove our new lives! 145 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:39,893 - Hey! 146 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,193 - What are you doing? 147 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,486 - It's Hawalli. 148 00:08:52,906 --> 00:08:55,784 - Just because we're in Hawaii, we're gonna do things 149 00:08:55,951 --> 00:08:58,495 we don't normally do, like pick up hitchhikers? 150 00:08:58,662 --> 00:09:01,623 - Oh, c'omon. Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii, right? 151 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:07,004 - Mahalo. 152 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,380 - Aloha. 153 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:09,840 - So how far are you going? 154 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,300 - Lumahai Beach. - Lumahai, Lumahai... 155 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,135 | don't think we know 156 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,471 that area. - Ah, it's about 10 miles ahead. 157 00:09:15,637 --> 00:09:18,640 Right on this road. Right by where the big trail is? 158 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:19,975 You know that trail? 159 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,186 - Yeah, the... the big trail? 160 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:25,355 Um... 161 00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:27,357 But, uh... 162 00:09:27,524 --> 00:09:29,860 but we're not going that far. So... 163 00:09:32,654 --> 00:09:34,865 - So how far do you go? 164 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,158 - Uh... just... 165 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,286 up the road a bit. 166 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,163 So... if you guys, you know, 167 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,124 stay here five more minutes, Im sure someone'"ll come along-- 168 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:46,376 - We was waltin' for an hour 'fore you stopped. 169 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:48,504 Maybe more. 170 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:51,131 Shit, thought this was Hawail. 171 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:52,591 - Sorry. 172 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,676 - C'mon. 173 00:09:54,843 --> 00:09:56,637 - Uh... 174 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,263 Hey, you guys married? 175 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,848 - Yeah. 176 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,184 Yeah, we just got married. - Uh, hold this? 177 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,019 Some of these pictures totally suck. 178 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,312 Just one of those cameras 179 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,940 you chuck. This one-- - Cleo, what are you doing? 180 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,442 These people wanna see less of us, not more. 181 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,319 - Oh, here itis. 182 00:10:13,695 --> 00:10:15,989 That's us doing the deed in Oahu. 183 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:18,784 - Oh, wow. - We just woke up one morning 184 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,578 and decided to get married. Pretty, isntit? 185 00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:23,831 - Yeah,its lovely. Ws...its, u... 186 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,083 Wait - IS this in a grocery store? 187 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,751 - Paulas Market. 188 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:30,087 They do it up real nice for you. - Oh, wow. 189 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,005 Yeah, there's an onion. 190 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:34,883 - The produce manager took that picture. 191 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:36,802 Um, | know It sounds kinda tacky, 192 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,971 butit's pretty friggin' pretty when they add 193 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,140 al tne lttle radishes in there and stutt? 194 00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,016 - Oh, right, that's what those are. 195 00:10:43,183 --> 00:10:44,810 Um, hey, baby, look, 196 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,855 it's Kale and Cleo getting married in Oahu. 197 00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:49,189 - Yeah. 198 00:10:49,356 --> 00:10:51,483 Suitable for framing. 199 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,362 You know what? 200 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,739 We-weljust drive you there. 201 00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:00,242 - Ten miles, | mean, listen-- 202 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,120 --could've been there by now. - Maybe next time, huh? 203 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,206 - Ah, Kale, don't be that way. 204 00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:07,916 - Baby, c'mon. 205 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,544 - C'mon, guys. You don't have to make this 206 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,713 a bigger deal than-- - Cleo, get the fuck out 207 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,673 oí this man's ride! 208 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:27,269 (ominous music) 209 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,402 - Well... 210 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,280 | think we handled that really well. 211 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,622 (music) - Up there! 212 00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:48,207 - Kalalau Trail! - Yeah! 213 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,750 - Whoo! - That's good. 214 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,126 (laughter) - Bye! 215 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:52,961 - Well, | was just pointing and shooting. 216 00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:55,297 These new things have too many buttons for me. 217 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,133 - Yeah, that's what you get for buying top-of-the-line. 218 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,968 | might have to, uh, break down 219 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:01,803 and actually read the manual someday, huh? 220 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,639 - I'd love to see that. - Thanks. 221 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,866 Wow. - Oh... 222 00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:29,748 Ah... 223 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,250 okay. 224 00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:34,378 - | guess everybody else did it. 225 00:12:34,544 --> 00:12:36,630 - Did they really? 226 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,675 - Show it no fear. 227 00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:43,011 - You think the restof it 228 00:12:43,178 --> 00:12:45,180 kinda washed away or something? - Watch me. 229 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,683 Keep your eyes down, keep your speed up. 230 00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:49,977 Avoid those green rocks... 231 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,647 ... and just be fearless. 232 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,985 - Well, he made that look easy. - Yeah, but he's not wearing 233 00:12:58,151 --> 00:13:01,154 a whole Dave's World of Camping store on his back. 234 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,490 Al right. 235 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,575 (feigned straining) - World record, baby. 236 00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,119 - Okay, okay. 237 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,246 - Omigad. - Careful. 238 00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:14,084 - You got:it. - Okay. Thank you. 239 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,211 - You did great. 240 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,338 - C'mon, baby, you can do it. 241 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,895 - Ahhh! - Whoa! 242 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,065 - Outstanding. 243 00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:40,277 - Did | almost just die right there? 244 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,029 - C'mere, c'mere, c'mere. 245 00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:44,406 Are you okay? - Yeah... 246 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,368 | was doing so well, | thought. - God... 247 00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,245 Hey. 248 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,747 What's your name? 249 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:54,082 (Hawaiian music) Have we met before? 250 00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:57,169 "Cause, uh, when | first saw you guys, 251 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,380 | was feeling a little déja-vu-ey. 252 00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,007 - No... No. - No. 253 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,176 - Nowhere | remember, Nick. 254 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,595 - Thatface... 255 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,180 Are you an actor? 256 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,599 - No, no, no, no. (Cydney laughing) 257 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,184 - | haven't seen you on TV? 258 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,560 - No such luck, no. 259 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,771 - Actually, Cliff is a screenplay writer. 260 00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,607 He's very sought-after. All the big movie studios 261 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,818 want him to do their projects. - | knew | smelled 262 00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:23,445 fame and fortune on you. 263 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,323 A screenplay writer, huh? - We just say "screenwriter." 264 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:31,203 - Any movies | might know? - Uh, well, actually, my, uh... 265 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,081 my first script IS in pre-production right now, 266 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:37,626 so if you ask me again the same time next year... 267 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,127 - Who's in it? - Um... 268 00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:42,422 still trying to figure that out, still casting, so... 269 00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:44,383 - Well, Nic Cage is always money in my book. 270 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:45,926 Mike how he gets all intense... 271 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,220 (imitating Cage): ...right at the end of a sentence!!! 272 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,472 So you got a good act-two twist. 273 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,391 - Yeah. lt's, uh... - Yeah? 274 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,187 Are you in the business, Nick? - Me? No, no. 275 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,816 Tjust took some course. One oí those writing boot-camps. 276 00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:03,777 | had so many ass-puckering experience in life, 277 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,072 | figured: Hell, III just throw ¡t down on paper 278 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,116 and make myself a million bucks. 279 00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:11,451 - Yeah,its not that easy, is 1t? 280 00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,787 - | iked it all, except the paperwork. 281 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,123 You know, actually making pages, it'S... ugh. 282 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:19,501 But | got the basics down. Uh, three acts, 283 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,337 hero with the journey, red snappers, all that shit. 284 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,508 - Red snappers? - Yeah, you bring in a character 285 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,677 just to fuck with the audience, 286 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,971 try to throw them off-track, but-- 287 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,348 - Ift's a herring. It's a red herring. 288 00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:36,393 - Im pretty sure it's a snapper. 289 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,229 Excuse me while | shake the bush here. 290 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,023 So you're, like, halfway to famous, huh, Cliff? 291 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,817 - Pretty much. 292 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,319 - Outstanding! - Yeah, there's a whole big crew 293 00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:50,198 getting ready in Vancouver, building sets and stuff. 294 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:52,492 - But they're there... 295 00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:54,119 you're here. 296 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,412 - Yeah. 297 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,956 Yeah... its hard to explain, butthey... 298 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,791 they brought in another guy 299 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,461 to do, uh, a quick rewrite. So... 300 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,087 - On your story? 301 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,048 - Just a two-week punch-up. They... It's common. 302 00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:09,718 - Yeah, how long ago was this? 303 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,137 - Uh... 304 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,638 - Nine weeks. Yeah. 305 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:15,348 - Oh, no, that's fucked up. 306 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:17,684 That's your vision, Cliff, that's your baby. 307 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,729 You cantiet'em get away with that shit. 308 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,815 - He's got these agents and they don't do... | mean, 309 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,401 they don't fight for him or anything. 310 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,862 And | was just telling Cliff-- - Not that me 311 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,864 isn't my favourite subject, but maybe we could talk 312 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,240 about something else for a while. 313 00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,784 - Well, Im gonna leave you with one last pearl of wisdom. 314 00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:36,119 - Get a new agent? 315 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,121 - Get a new story. 316 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,879 - Me, too. - Oh, | have one. No. 317 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,589 - What should we do? - Watta minute. 318 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,508 - Should we go up or go back down? 319 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,676 - This was supposed to be the best service ever. 320 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,845 - | don't care. - Did you hear about Oahu? 321 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,680 What happened there? - What? What happened? 322 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,849 - Well, my dad just called from KCK - 323 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,143 reception's, like, major shit out here, 324 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,146 but he said something about some murders. 325 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,776 - Wow. - There's no service. 326 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,861 - Flat line? 327 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:13,907 - Im in and out. Mostly out. Walit - this is in Honolulu? 328 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,909 - Dad wants us to leave. 329 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,702 | think he's in major over-reaction mode, 330 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,538 okay? - Some newlyweds 331 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,123 were Kkilled, he said. That's what happened. 332 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,750 So... - Wow, that's awful. 333 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,753 Ve were just there, like, the day before yesterday. 334 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,255 - We've been planning this 335 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,966 for, like, 5 and a half months. Does he not even know 336 00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:33,510 it's a different island? - Wh-what did your dad say? 337 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,679 | mean, do they know who did it? 338 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,013 Do they know anything? 339 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,932 - He says they're looking for two people, 340 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,434 a man anda woman. lt's all | got. 341 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,978 - Justlike that movie, hun? 342 00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:44,896 Uh... Natural Born Killers. 343 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,189 (gasping) - Omigod, that movie 344 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,899 like, totally freaked me out. 345 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,776 When his head was doing that thing? 346 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:50,986 - Majorly. 347 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,824 - Well, what do you think? - Well, | mean, it was Oahu, 348 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,867 not here. - Well, speak now, 349 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,078 or forever hold your peace. 350 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:04,833 - Well, hey, | mean, 351 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,876 it's our honeymoon, right? 352 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,515 - Well, my exit here. 353 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,100 Be sale. 354 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,935 Some hard yards ahead. 355 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:27,272 - Are you, uh... are you camping 356 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,773 over al Secret Falls? 357 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,776 (panting) | read all about it 358 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,445 in the guidebook. 359 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:36,156 - Justíor the day. 360 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,034 | had to run back to the truck for a little butane. 361 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,870 - Well, um, how close is it? 362 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,332 - It's like everything else in Hawail: as close as far away gets. 363 00:18:45,498 --> 00:18:47,417 - Oh, baby, it sounds so romantic... 364 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,586 - Yeah, but 'd like to get 365 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,422 to the beach-- - It's only, like, a mile? 366 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,882 It's, like, nothing. - Honey, c'mon. 367 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,508 Maybe we should give the man his privacy. 368 00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,969 - Ah, don't matter to me. 369 00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,513 Plenty of eatin' to go around. 370 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,024 - What? 371 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,068 - Ah, nothing. 372 00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,444 Uh... 373 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,446 one mile, huh? 374 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,448 - What? Serious? - Yeah. 375 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,075 - Oh, cool! 376 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,618 Hey, wait up! 377 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,261 (music) 378 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,065 Wow. 379 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,484 - Welll. 380 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,986 | do believe she's clothesless. 381 00:19:58,279 --> 00:19:59,614 - Hey there... 382 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,283 stranger. - | do believe he is too. 383 00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:14,087 - This is Gina! 384 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,798 - He mentioned Gina before? 385 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,093 - Crazy-ass love of my crazy-ass life! 386 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,096 - He is now. 387 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,932 - Okay, so... 388 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,475 they're, like, a couple? 389 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,565 - Y'all comin' in or what?! 390 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,859 - Baby, we going in or what? 391 00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,444 - Yeah, in a minute. 392 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,947 Let me see if | can get some reception. 393 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,032 - Okay. 394 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,380 - Ahhh... 395 00:20:58,339 --> 00:20:59,966 Wow, that's nice. 396 00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:05,555 | hope we're not intruding 397 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,016 on your... private paradise here. 398 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,226 - Well, forget. it. 399 00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:12,562 Nicko's always bringin' home strays. 400 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,023 (Cydney laughing) - Mrs. Cydney Anderson. 401 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,775 We're newlyweds. 402 00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:18,151 - Miss Gina Scruggs. 403 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,819 We're not. 404 00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:23,490 (Cydney laughing) 405 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,243 It's illegal to marry children. (Cydney laughing) 406 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,915 - Oh! - You are so dead. 407 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:33,625 (laughter) 408 00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:48,681 - Okay. 409 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,520 Here we go... 410 00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:54,854 C'mon. 411 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,987 "Thursday on Oahu, 412 00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,697 “possibly... 413 00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:07,367 “mainlanders on their honeymoon... 414 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:11,538 "... teeth and fingerprints removed... 415 00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,873 "... have reason to believe... 416 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,292 “killers may have jumped islands 417 00:22:16,459 --> 00:22:18,711 to Kauai." 418 00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:24,467 - Are you shittin' me? 419 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,387 - No, these girls on the trail told us. 420 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,973 - | feel like maybe we saw somethin'. 421 00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:33,226 They know who it was who did the killing? 422 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,270 - Um, | don't think so. 423 00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:47,824 photo of suspect...” 424 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,920 - Y'know what | heard... 425 00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:02,755 A few people die out here every year. 426 00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:04,257 They just stand under a waterfall, 427 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,718 get hit by some falling rock, 428 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:11,556 or maybe they just slip and go right on over and vanish. 429 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,808 (chuckling) 430 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,394 Who knows how, huh? Or even why. 431 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,313 Could be the wages of sin. 432 00:23:22,358 --> 00:23:23,902 How ya doin', Hotwheels? 433 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,947 - Um... goad. 434 00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:31,826 - That's two lies in one day. 435 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:33,953 Comes natural to you, don'tit? 436 00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:39,167 - You following us, Kale? 437 00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:45,214 - Y'know, i ainta fact that you deceived us. 438 00:23:45,381 --> 00:23:47,383 Every man's got a pack of lies in him, right? 439 00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:49,510 It's just that you thought... 440 00:23:49,677 --> 00:23:52,388 we was foolish enough to buy it. 441 00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:54,474 - That... m sorry, | don't-- 442 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,267 - What'd you think, anyway? 443 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,354 Just 'cause we choose to look a certain way, 444 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,230 that makes us what? Desperadoes? 445 00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,274 - No. | don't think-- 446 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,652 - Jesus, man, y'know, sometimes it feels 447 00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:07,737 like the whole world's just... 448 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:09,530 spittin' in my face. 449 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,493 - Excuse me. 450 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,372 Look... 451 00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:19,832 | thought you said you were going to Lumahai Beach. 452 00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:22,961 - Going to that area. That's what we said. 453 00:24:23,127 --> 00:24:24,671 - Well, you didn't say 454 00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,464 you were doing the trail, so... 455 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,257 - Neither did you. 456 00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:32,595 - Look, we offered you a ride, you didntwantit. 457 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,264 You didn't take it. So | don't really understand 458 00:24:35,431 --> 00:24:38,267 what the issue is between us. 459 00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:39,560 - Kale. 460 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,610 - Joy and happiness here? 461 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,654 - No, | think we're good. 462 00:24:51,572 --> 00:24:53,408 - Outstanding. 463 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,203 - How far you going, Hotwheels? 464 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,956 - Playing it by ear. You? 465 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,709 - Maybe the next beach. Uh, Hana... 466 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,210 What's it called? 467 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,628 - Hanakaprai. 468 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,381 - That one, yeah. Maybe there, maybe further. 469 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,091 - Need permits to go further. 470 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,889 - Should be givin us aride, man. 471 00:25:18,474 --> 00:25:19,851 - C'mon. 472 00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:32,905 - So after a $45 taxi ride, 473 00:25:33,072 --> 00:25:35,533 we wind up at the Ocean View Hotel! 474 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,909 Sounds nice, doesn'tit? 475 00:25:37,076 --> 00:25:39,954 Problem is, it hadn't actually had an ocean view 476 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,330 since 1987, 477 00:25:41,497 --> 00:25:43,916 when these high-rises went up across the street. 478 00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:47,420 Jesus, everyone's like, "Oh, Waikiki's so great." 479 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,381 Honestiy, ltwas gettin on my last nerve. 480 00:25:55,344 --> 00:25:58,056 - Um, are we... are we okay? - Yeah. Let's keep an eye 481 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:00,433 on our timing, okay? - Yeah, but do those packs 482 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,643 belong to who | think-- - Yeah, they said 483 00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:05,938 they were doing the trail all alone. Maybe they were. 484 00:26:06,105 --> 00:26:08,357 Sh, its 1.30 already. C'mon, lets go. 485 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,779 - Hey, baby, you wanna break this down? 486 00:26:12,945 --> 00:26:15,156 Ve should get going, too. 487 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,574 - Okey-dokey. 488 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,243 - Thank you. 489 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:21,871 So you guys don't mind If we tag along? 490 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,123 | mean, we're all goin' to the same place. 491 00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:26,793 - It's... fine with me. Uh... 492 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,796 Yeah, you kidding? 493 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,633 - Did you take the permits? 494 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,343 - No, | didn't touch them. 495 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,012 - | put them right here in this brochure. 496 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,807 - Well, did you leave them at the store? 497 00:26:42,141 --> 00:26:44,477 - No. I'm pretty sure | put them... 498 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:46,729 No, "m positive | pult... Si! 499 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,132 - While we're still young, huh, Cliff?! 500 00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:17,218 - Yeah, one sec! 501 00:27:25,017 --> 00:27:26,811 - Ne leave no man behind. 502 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,396 - They're some hard yards. 503 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,613 (music) 504 00:27:45,037 --> 00:27:48,457 - Well, guess you can't have rainbows without a little rain. 505 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:50,042 Right? 506 00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:03,848 - You hear that, uh, Cliff here is a big screenplay writer? 507 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:07,476 - You write for the movies? Well, whoopty-ta! 508 00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:09,228 - Yeah, we say "screenwriter." - Sorry. 509 00:28:09,395 --> 00:28:11,564 - He's on the prowl for a new story. 510 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,900 Y'know, 1 can tell you shit you aintseen 511 00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:15,818 in no Hollywood movie. - You watch yourself, now. 512 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,236 - What? 513 00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:19,405 - What, what? You know what. 514 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,199 - Maybe CIiff here can change the names 515 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:23,284 to protect the guilty. 516 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,578 You do that in movies, right? - Yeah. 517 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,622 - You know Johnny Depp? - He knows Nic Cage. 518 00:28:27,788 --> 00:28:29,916 Can you see him playing me in some movie? 519 00:28:30,082 --> 00:28:31,584 - Baby, you know Nic Cage? - Yeah. 520 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:34,295 Yeah, | do now. - No, see, me, myself, 521 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:38,424 | like that Johnny Depp better. | mean, he is just... dreamy! 522 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:42,345 | mean, the way he looks at you? - Jesus Christ. Honey, 523 00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:44,680 it all starts with a story. 524 00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:46,766 Am | right, Cliff? - Yeah. 525 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,309 - l once made a surprise visit 526 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,603 in a certain dictator's palace on the Tigris River. 527 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,521 Newly evacuated, 528 00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:55,149 still smelled the Havana tobacco hanging in the air. 529 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,444 Ve were tasked with finding perishable intel, computer dish, 530 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,447 smtlike that. Butin the master bathroom - 531 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:04,116 about the size of fuckin' Ethiopia, by the way; 532 00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:05,660 there's golden dolphins for faucets - 533 00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:08,037 there was this lockbox bolted to the floor, 534 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,872 had his initials engraved on top. 535 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,166 Ve start beatin' on that fuckin' lock. 536 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,127 - Wait - Iraq? You were in Iraq? - Yeah, firstin. 537 00:29:15,294 --> 00:29:17,129 - Óh. - Me and my wolf pack. 538 00:29:17,296 --> 00:29:20,174 Fuck those pictures you saw of the Fourth Infantry. 539 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,010 That was later. What I'm giving you now is God's real shit. 540 00:29:23,177 --> 00:29:26,138 - He is not supposed to be talkin' about this stuff. 541 00:29:26,305 --> 00:29:28,015 - So... inside this box, 542 00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:29,892 | figured maybe cash, 543 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:33,104 maybe a set of pearl-handled pistolas - 544 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:36,899 hell, maybe some damn fine presidential-grade hashish. 545 00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:40,820 We finally burn it open with a 50-grain det cord... 546 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,281 ls a handy too! - det cord? - Yeah. 547 00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:45,491 - Wrap it around a tree three feet thick - pow! - 548 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,202 drop it across the trail If someone's hot on your ass. 549 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:49,829 Remember that trick. - Yeah. 550 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,373 Yeah, det cord, thats anice detall. 551 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,166 - You gotta get the details right, Cliff. 552 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,711 Otherwise, we're just makin' another big craptastic movie. 553 00:29:56,877 --> 00:29:59,297 So we open this thing, what do we find? 554 00:29:59,463 --> 00:30:01,507 What do we find? What do we find...? 555 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,718 Iron Man, Avengers... Dude Was a Silver Age Marvel freak! 556 00:30:03,884 --> 00:30:05,511 And you know what he had most of, 557 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:06,846 in his own personal stash? 558 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,514 - Idontknow. | wasnt there. 559 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,850 - Sub-Mariner. All in French, for some reason. 560 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,185 - Namor, Prince of the Deep? Why Sub-Mariner? 561 00:30:13,352 --> 00:30:15,354 Isnt inat one oí the smit ies? 562 00:30:15,521 --> 00:30:17,148 - One theory? 563 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,150 Tug-job material. 564 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,486 Mr. Presidente had a thing for French-speaking fellows, 565 00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:25,156 little Speedos and big spears. One theory. 566 00:30:27,199 --> 00:30:29,201 Phew. 567 00:30:29,368 --> 00:30:31,370 - So, uh... 568 00:30:31,537 --> 00:30:34,582 you were like, uh, Special Ops. 569 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:37,168 What were you, Seals? Rangers? 570 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,798 - Officially, I'm only allowed to say I've been a sworn officer 571 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:44,508 participating in the tactical phase 572 00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,385 oí certain missions that would make most men 573 00:30:46,552 --> 00:30:49,305 wanna crawl up and hide inside their own assholes. 574 00:30:50,639 --> 00:30:52,308 - And unofficially? 575 00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:56,103 - Im a goddamn American Jedi. 576 00:30:57,646 --> 00:31:00,441 Possible title number one, by the way. 577 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,612 Hey, uh... 578 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,405 see this? - Oh! 579 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:13,162 - Took afrag from a Bouncing Betty. 580 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,622 Anti-personnel mine. 581 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,751 It caved in the back of my fuckin' head! 582 00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:24,382 Medivacked out to Germany, got my skull rebuilt 583 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,884 with space-age titanium. Can't go through 584 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,136 a metal detector without ringing cherries, 585 00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:31,389 but that's cool. Lets me travel with a Gilligan 586 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,015 just about wherever | want. 587 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,975 - Gilligan? 588 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,187 - Uh,it's... 589 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:41,982 ... My little buddy. 590 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:48,447 - That's some toothpick. 591 00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:50,366 - Here's the kicker, though: 592 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:54,620 when | took that shrapnel, | never feltit. 593 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:58,040 | mean, | felt the impact, | felt my backside go all wet, 594 00:31:58,207 --> 00:31:59,542 but no real pain. 595 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:02,711 Now, maybe | don't recall events in full - they did scoop out 596 00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:04,630 a little grey Spam back there - 597 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,382 but... get this: 598 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,300 my wolf pack, they will swear 599 00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:11,095 that | was ambulatory for more than 17 minutes 600 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,056 before they forced me to lie down, tackled me! 601 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:16,142 Even then, | was lookin' 602 00:32:16,308 --> 00:32:18,060 to monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light! 603 00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:22,189 There's no nerve endings in the brain, Cliff. 604 00:32:23,774 --> 00:32:25,192 Remember that... 605 00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:26,861 when you write the scene. 606 00:32:27,611 --> 00:32:31,323 - Yeah, there's some... really good details there. 607 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,202 - Yeah, he's really hard to kill. 608 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,377 (music) 609 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:52,428 Hey, y'all make it to the beach? 610 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,597 - Yeah,its great. Just keep going. 611 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:03,063 - Hey, see any rangers up ahead? - None that | saw. 612 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,774 - If's only, like, three miles to the beach, we hope. 613 00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:09,278 - Yeah, butlots oí twists and turns ahead. 614 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,326 - Hey, the further we go, the fewer people on the trail. 615 00:33:16,702 --> 00:33:18,454 - And your point is? 616 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,337 - Back there, pretend you gotta pee. 617 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,130 (groaning) - Pretend? 618 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:36,305 - Cops in Honolulu released a photo of the killers. 619 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:40,351 Apparently, they didn't know they were on camera. 620 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,942 Shit. - What? 621 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,075 It could be anybody. 622 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,077 - Are you sure about that? 623 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,579 They don't look familiar to you? 624 00:34:02,456 --> 00:34:04,041 - Y'all good, or what?! 625 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,627 - Having a bathroom break! 626 00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:12,341 - You are freaking me out! That could be anybody. 627 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:17,137 - | mean, what do we really know about these people? 628 00:34:17,304 --> 00:34:19,765 Aside from him and his stories? Which, | might add, 629 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:22,393 are starting to sound more and more bullshitty to me. 630 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,019 Next thing we're gonna find out, 631 00:34:24,186 --> 00:34:26,397 he's got the heart ofa... baboon or something. 632 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,274 - | think he's just trying to impress. 633 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,402 | mean, he thinks you're gonna write a movie about his life 634 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,279 or something. - What do we know? 635 00:34:35,322 --> 00:34:36,490 - Well, she's from Savannah, 636 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,742 her father Is a controlling military shit, 637 00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:41,120 she rebelled, met Nick in South Carolina, 638 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,871 but he reminded her too much of Daddy. 639 00:34:43,038 --> 00:34:45,040 He chased her until finally giving up and moving on, 640 00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:47,209 but that's when she got interested in him, of course. 641 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,169 It's their first time in Hawaii, they thought Waikiki 642 00:34:49,336 --> 00:34:51,964 Was a little Las Vegas, but they love it here on Kauai. 643 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,507 Girls talk. 644 00:34:56,927 --> 00:34:58,929 - So they were on Oahu, too. 645 00:35:02,516 --> 00:35:04,143 - | guess they were. 646 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,190 (ominous music) 647 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,159 - He's an interesting guy, Cliff. 648 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:23,746 - Yeah, the first man ever who wants to talk 649 00:35:23,912 --> 00:35:25,789 while he's in the bathroom. 650 00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:28,334 What is going on back there? 651 00:35:30,336 --> 00:35:33,589 - You keep shakin' that bush so we know you're there! 652 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,507 Keep shakin' that bush! 653 00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:50,397 (grunting) 654 00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:54,485 - We're supposed to be on our honeymooan! 655 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,279 Okay? So siow down 656 00:35:57,446 --> 00:36:02,034 that overactive brain of yours, 'cause | wanna enjoy myself here? 657 00:36:02,576 --> 00:36:03,786 Babe, 658 00:36:03,952 --> 00:36:05,746 we're gonna be fine. 659 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,843 - Well, | guess the beach Will still be there tomorrow. 660 00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:22,262 - | hope we are. (laughter) 661 00:36:22,429 --> 00:36:25,265 - Fucker! - You're doing great, babe! 662 00:36:25,432 --> 00:36:27,226 Oh! Amazing! - Yeah. 663 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,479 - All right, we got macaroni and cheese 664 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,980 with, uh... 665 00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:34,983 "real imitation cheese." 666 00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,986 - Honey, that's a vegetable dish where | come from. 667 00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:40,280 - What? (laughing) 668 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:58,674 - That's good reflexes... 669 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,384 for a writer. 670 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,017 (inaudible conversation) 671 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,168 - What? 672 00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:35,753 - What, what? 673 00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:37,838 - What do you mean, "what, what"? 674 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,339 What's everybody looking at? 675 00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:42,217 - Whatever he's looking at. 676 00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:49,516 - Probably just a goat. 677 00:37:49,683 --> 00:37:52,144 There's a lot of them in these valleys. 678 00:37:57,816 --> 00:38:00,027 - | haven't seen any goats! 679 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,279 - | don'"t expect you would, Cliff. 680 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,824 Your situational awareness kinda sucks. 681 00:38:05,991 --> 00:38:09,411 That's not a knock. You're a screenwriter, 682 00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,205 Im a Jedi. 683 00:38:11,371 --> 00:38:14,750 That's just different paths we chose. 684 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,252 Think they Kkill him first? 685 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,548 Or he just drowned in there? 686 00:38:21,715 --> 00:38:23,300 | always wondered. 687 00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,136 - Ah, no, I'm good. 688 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:29,389 Uh, just so | know whether or not to be offended, 689 00:38:29,556 --> 00:38:31,141 uh, define "situational awareness." 690 00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:35,270 - What's the first thing you do when you step onto a plane? 691 00:38:35,437 --> 00:38:38,524 Maybe have asip of that fine Champagne, huh? 692 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:42,110 You do fly in first class, right? 693 00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:45,155 - | put away my shit, like everyone else. 694 00:38:49,701 --> 00:38:52,287 - Well, when | board a plane, 695 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:54,915 making my way back to the cheap seats, 696 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:57,042 | clock every door, 697 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,044 | pace off the distance between those exits 698 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:01,296 and my seat. That plane loses power on takeoff, 699 00:39:01,463 --> 00:39:03,215 | can make egress in the dark, 700 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,926 totally blind. Wihe aisle crowds up, 701 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,428 Im gonna climb over the back of 36D, 702 00:39:08,595 --> 00:39:11,598 guy with that shiny-ass toupee, make the over-the-wing exit. 703 00:39:11,765 --> 00:39:13,433 And | know the handle swings down, not up, 704 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,477 and the door swings in, not out. 705 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:17,396 Tknow al that inside of 30 seconas, 706 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,982 before they even pop the cork for you up there 707 00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:23,151 in Hollywood class. (laughing) 708 00:39:23,318 --> 00:39:25,279 See, if you wait 709 00:39:25,445 --> 00:39:27,823 till an emergency happens before you decide 710 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,825 what to do... 711 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,368 you're already dead. 712 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,582 - What... chance do you have 713 00:39:36,748 --> 00:39:38,625 of that happening? - Happened in Sioux City. 714 00:39:38,792 --> 00:39:41,545 - Sioux City? - DC-10. 715 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:44,006 It rolled four times on landing, 716 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:46,383 wound up in lowa cornfield, 717 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,926 112 people dead. 718 00:39:48,093 --> 00:39:49,636 - Yeah, | remember seeing that on TV. 719 00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:50,971 - Yeah. 720 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,973 | saw it from the inside. 721 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:58,145 - He is really hard to Kkill. 722 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,319 - Let's go. 723 00:40:06,236 --> 00:40:08,906 - Hey! What are you gonna do with that thing?! 724 00:40:09,072 --> 00:40:10,198 - Dinner. 725 00:40:10,365 --> 00:40:11,867 C'mon. 726 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,201 - Uh, dry underwear, 727 00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:15,162 but, uh, thanks, though. 728 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:19,041 - Here, Kitty, Kitty, kitty, kitty, Kitty, kitty, kitty. 729 00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:21,001 C'mon, Kitty, kitty. 730 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,003 Kitty, Kit... 731 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:24,171 - Excuse me”? 732 00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,049 - Well, it's no problem. 733 00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:31,136 You wanna stay in the kitchen with the lady folks, you stay. 734 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:35,223 - Oh, yeah, I'm an adult! So that kitty noise, 735 00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:38,101 that... that's not... doesn't work anymore. 736 00:40:38,268 --> 00:40:39,645 ("jungle" music) 737 00:40:46,276 --> 00:40:47,444 (groaning) 738 00:40:58,872 --> 00:41:00,165 - Y'know... 739 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,126 ... XW'crossed my mind... 740 00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:05,879 thatit crossed your mind... 741 00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:08,173 that we're the ones... 742 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,175 me and Gina... 743 00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,513 - The ones who...? - It's okay, Cliff. 744 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,182 That's your screenplay-writer mind workin' its magic, 745 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:18,600 spinnin' shit 746 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,520 every which way. You gotta think like that. 747 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,146 - What? 748 00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:24,648 The killers? 749 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,442 - The gruesome twosome. Hmm? 750 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:31,822 Possible title number two. - See now, 751 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,156 | think your mind's spinnin', Nick. 752 00:41:33,323 --> 00:41:34,783 - So you think It's just a coincidence 753 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,077 we were there at the same time, on Oahu. 754 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,537 - Just like Cydney and | were there. 755 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,998 - There's a lot of people on Oahu when the murders happened. 756 00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:43,875 Thats the way you look atit? - Thats exactiy how | look atit, Nick. 757 00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:45,293 - Good. 758 00:41:47,337 --> 00:41:49,506 Though it would make a hell of an act-two twist. 759 00:41:55,303 --> 00:41:58,974 - We're not really huntin' goats here, are we? 760 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:00,308 - Mm... no. 761 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:05,022 - Then mind telling me what the hell we are doing out here? 762 00:42:05,188 --> 00:42:07,566 - We gotus a shadow, two of'em. 763 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,484 Haventidentified 'em as hostile yet, 764 00:42:09,651 --> 00:42:13,238 but they passed by our camp, doubled back for a second look, 765 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:15,949 and then they took cover somewhere in here. 766 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,952 | know, you didn't see 'em. 767 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,079 - People from the talls? - ltwas someone else. 768 00:42:21,246 --> 00:42:23,540 - ANright, we should get back to camp, cmon. 769 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:26,168 - Gina could take care oí herself. 770 00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:28,795 - l was thinking about Cydney. - Oh. 771 00:42:28,962 --> 00:42:31,965 Gina could take care of her too. 772 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:34,217 - Are you just so fucking with me, Nick? 773 00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:37,095 - If Iwas the killer, | wouldn't stay on Oahu. 774 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,348 I'd come right here. 775 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,350 - Wait. 776 00:42:42,517 --> 00:42:44,686 - I'ma little worried about Cliff. 777 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:48,190 - Oh, please. Boys are happiest when they're huntin' somethin' 778 00:42:48,356 --> 00:42:51,068 they can't quite catch. Besides, 779 00:42:51,234 --> 00:42:53,987 gives us a little time together. 780 00:42:59,534 --> 00:43:02,496 - Oh, no. Dope's not really my thing. 781 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,417 - So... what is your thing, 782 00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:09,002 Cydney? Because we really... 783 00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:11,296 hadn't heard yet. 784 00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:14,091 - ltwould sound kinda boring to you. 785 00:43:14,257 --> 00:43:16,885 - Oh, well, try me. 786 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,765 - Well... 787 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:24,935 we've been working really hard at getting pregnant. 788 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,020 We-'re gonna have five kids: 789 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,522 two boys and three girls. 790 00:43:28,688 --> 00:43:30,148 And... 791 00:43:30,315 --> 00:43:34,069 theyl be beautitul beyond belief, oí course. 792 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,613 Ve wanna get a place in the Palisades, 793 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,532 close to one of the bluffs, 794 00:43:38,698 --> 00:43:40,575 take long walks in the summertime 795 00:43:40,742 --> 00:43:43,995 and watch all the boats come in. 796 00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:46,540 Y'know, anditiljust be... 797 00:43:46,706 --> 00:43:48,834 us, y Know? Our family. 798 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,711 And you... | guess, y'know, 799 00:43:51,878 --> 00:43:54,965 Miust be happy being called Mom and... 800 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,134 Mrs. Cydney Anderson. 801 00:43:59,302 --> 00:44:01,263 For a while. 802 00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:04,933 - Y'Know, there's this... 803 00:44:06,852 --> 00:44:08,061 ...preacher back in Georgia 804 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,814 and he used to tell all us kids 805 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:14,484 how we would rot in hell for having sex 806 00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:16,153 outside the sanctity of marriage. 807 00:44:16,319 --> 00:44:19,072 And then one day - y'Know, bless his little heart - 808 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,159 his wife caught him out back the Waffle House 809 00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:23,743 with some hooker. 810 00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:28,081 A girl with a really big dick. 811 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:31,585 Yeah. 812 00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,211 So... 813 00:44:33,378 --> 00:44:34,629 now, 814 00:44:34,796 --> 00:44:37,215 when people wanna tell me 815 00:44:37,382 --> 00:44:39,843 how so fuckin' perfect their lives are... 816 00:44:41,928 --> 00:44:44,556 ... I dontbelieve 'em. 817 00:44:48,351 --> 00:44:49,519 - Um... 818 00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:18,757 ("jungle" music) 819 00:45:21,968 --> 00:45:23,178 - Hey. 820 00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,140 Nick! 821 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,397 - | do lie about my old life sometimes. 822 00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:36,399 See, when my parents 823 00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:40,278 stopped slapping the crap out of each other and split up, 824 00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:43,531 they decided that they could have two kids each. 825 00:45:43,698 --> 00:45:46,034 The problem was, 826 00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:47,702 there was five kids. 827 00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:51,706 So | did the-the-the foster-scare thing for a while 828 00:45:51,873 --> 00:45:55,752 and that only lasted until | met this guy named Rocky. 829 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,088 He was a couple years older. 830 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:01,299 And...its so funny, 831 00:46:01,466 --> 00:46:05,637 everyone in the neighbourhooad thought he was, like, 832 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:07,889 this fine young gentleman, Y'know, 833 00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:10,016 but |... l saw something different in him, 834 00:46:10,183 --> 00:46:12,060 something risky, 835 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:14,187 something crooked 836 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,814 and cool. 837 00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:18,817 - Didn't hurt that he had his own truck, neither. 838 00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:22,279 - He did. - Yeah. Wrong paint on one door, 839 00:46:22,445 --> 00:46:26,741 but damn, he had some nice chrome wheels on it. 840 00:46:26,908 --> 00:46:28,535 Yeah, | know guys like Rocky. 841 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:31,413 - Yeah, this one night, he, uh... 842 00:46:31,579 --> 00:46:34,499 he drove me out onto the lake... 843 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:37,502 ... and itwas hot and raining, 844 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:40,714 and | had the top button 845 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,175 of my shorts all undone for this guy, y'know, 846 00:46:44,342 --> 00:46:48,054 and so hoping this is why we came down here. 847 00:46:48,221 --> 00:46:50,807 Ah, God. 848 00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:54,102 | remember the way the cracks in the vinyl seat 849 00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:56,771 were pinching the back of my legs, y'know. 850 00:46:56,938 --> 00:47:00,150 And that was bothering me, butwhat he was doing 851 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:01,901 With his fingers sure wasn't. 852 00:47:02,068 --> 00:47:05,530 And suddeniy he's in my hand, al slippery and nice, 853 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:09,534 and he's about to go off and I'm about to come 854 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,911 for, like, the first time ever... 855 00:47:13,913 --> 00:47:16,916 ... and then he puts the headlights on. 856 00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:21,921 And he makes me get out of the car to go... 857 00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:25,967 ... go look at something over by a pile of leaves... 858 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:31,973 ... and... andit was Goldie, the neighbour's Labrador. 859 00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:35,560 And he still had... 860 00:47:36,978 --> 00:47:39,230 ... Still had the pantyhose wrapped around his neck 861 00:47:39,397 --> 00:47:41,983 from when he had hung it from a tree. 862 00:47:46,946 --> 00:47:48,948 He said... 863 00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:51,910 he would Kkill me If | ever told anybody. 864 00:47:56,706 --> 00:47:59,709 - Well, did you ever tell anybody? 865 00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:05,715 - Yeah. 866 00:48:08,301 --> 00:48:09,928 Right now. 867 00:48:20,271 --> 00:48:21,940 - Jesus. 868 00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,321 - Y'know, it alíways amazes me 869 00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:30,532 how much people talk about themselves 870 00:48:30,698 --> 00:48:32,033 when they're on vacation, 871 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,744 talk to people they only just met. 872 00:48:34,911 --> 00:48:36,287 - Yeah... 873 00:48:39,290 --> 00:48:40,375 Yeah. 874 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,461 (inaudible conversation) 875 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:13,366 - Hey, what you doing? - Ahhhhh! 876 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,909 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 877 00:49:15,076 --> 00:49:16,870 You're Cliff, yeah? 878 00:49:17,036 --> 00:49:19,372 Cliff Anderson. - What are you doing? 879 00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,624 - | thought that was you, but then | see four peeps 880 00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:23,960 instead of two, y'know, and | got all mixed up. 881 00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:26,337 - What are you doing here?! Why are you following us?! 882 00:49:26,504 --> 00:49:28,298 And who is that female?! - That's my bitch, Jessie. 883 00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:31,134 - Butwhat are you doing here?! - Your permits, bruddah. 884 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:33,136 You went and leave 'em at the store, okay? 885 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,974 - You came all this way just-- - Auntie thought you needed 'em. 886 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:39,809 This aintihe maintand, bruddah. 887 00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:42,437 We do this shit here, okay? Okay? 888 00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,190 - All right. m sorry. - Okay? 889 00:49:45,356 --> 00:49:46,816 Easy. 890 00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:00,663 - Hey, babe, where you been? 891 00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,123 Are you okay? - Yeah. 892 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:04,501 - Where's Nicko at? 893 00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:07,378 - Last time | saw him, he was... 894 00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:09,964 up, uh... l dunno, over there. 895 00:50:21,976 --> 00:50:23,895 - Well, look at that. 896 00:50:28,399 --> 00:50:31,110 - Yeah, baby, look at that. 897 00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:34,864 - Hold this for me, please? 898 00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:37,784 One to the neck - | broke it off. 899 00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:39,077 The body's clean. 900 00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:42,330 - Okay, baby, you are a man in full, 901 00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:44,749 but how's about puttin' the head that-a-way 902 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:48,044 so the blood runs downhill instead all over our shit? 903 00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:50,588 - Okay, and how's about you make sure 904 00:50:50,755 --> 00:50:52,882 to cinch off the oesophagus this time, 905 00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:54,842 so you dontíoul tnhe meat. - Im sorry, 906 00:50:55,009 --> 00:50:57,011 you gonna do this, or am |? 907 00:50:58,304 --> 00:51:00,807 - Hey, | ran into your friends. 908 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,475 They looked a little spooked. 909 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,269 What'd you say to 'em? - Just, uh-- 910 00:51:04,435 --> 00:51:05,979 - Hey, CIiff, can | see that thing? 911 00:51:08,314 --> 00:51:09,732 Thank you. 912 00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,572 See, |, uh, spent a summer 913 00:51:15,738 --> 00:51:18,908 in the meat department at the Piggly Wiggly, 914 00:51:19,075 --> 00:51:22,120 so this ain't nothin' to me. 915 00:51:22,287 --> 00:51:23,997 But... if you're squeamish... 916 00:51:24,163 --> 00:51:27,875 You wanna get all the way back here, the anus. 917 00:51:28,042 --> 00:51:29,377 And now, 918 00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:31,546 Wwhat you wanna do is, 919 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:35,508 get the bag - the gut bag - out. 920 00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,011 | mean, 921 00:51:38,177 --> 00:51:41,723 | find that more interestin' than gory, really. 922 00:51:44,642 --> 00:51:46,227 - You guys hungry? 923 00:51:57,071 --> 00:51:58,239 - Okay... 924 00:51:59,657 --> 00:52:04,245 ... these two have graduated to the official crazy category. 925 00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:06,497 You know that, right? 926 00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:10,126 - Solets just pack our bags and get out oí here. 927 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,502 Ve can make some excuse, 928 00:52:11,669 --> 00:52:13,129 we can-- - Like what? 929 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,089 Like, uh, we think you're the killers? 930 00:52:15,256 --> 00:52:18,384 - No. We can... we can say one oí us doesntíeel good, 931 00:52:18,551 --> 00:52:21,137 or something. We don't have to go through with this. 932 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,432 Ve can just pack up our bags. - Look, it was hard enough 933 00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:26,517 getting in here, we cantjust leave. 934 00:52:26,684 --> 00:52:28,895 - Well, what do you suggest? 935 00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:35,109 - If's only two more miles to the beach, right? 936 00:52:35,276 --> 00:52:37,195 - Two long miles. - | kKnow. 937 00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:41,324 But | think we have to ride this thing out. 938 00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,159 Keep Nick talking, 939 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,828 keep him thinking he's gonna be the star 940 00:52:45,995 --> 00:52:48,498 of some Hollywood movie. Keep them both happy. 941 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:51,292 So that everybody gets to the beach alive. 942 00:52:55,713 --> 00:52:58,091 But we keep our game face on. 943 00:52:58,257 --> 00:53:01,761 Do not let them know that anything is wrong here. 944 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:03,346 Do you understand me? 945 00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,139 Hey. 946 00:53:05,306 --> 00:53:06,933 Do you understand me? 947 00:53:21,739 --> 00:53:24,325 - | just thought we were gonna have a real honeymoon. 948 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:35,002 - Rise and shine! 949 00:53:35,169 --> 00:53:37,004 (indistinct distant voice) 950 00:53:41,217 --> 00:53:42,969 Outside now. 951 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:47,724 We wanna see everybody's smiling face. 952 00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:54,897 - Shit, it was only one goat. 953 00:54:07,243 --> 00:54:09,162 - This is the Kauai County Police. 954 00:54:09,328 --> 00:54:11,038 We want you face down, 955 00:54:11,205 --> 00:54:13,040 on the ground, now. 956 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,921 We want to see your hands! 957 00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:20,548 Show me your hands. 958 00:54:22,049 --> 00:54:23,426 / shit you not. 959 00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:27,472 - Those boys jumpin' in heavy. You might wanna hang back, 960 00:54:27,638 --> 00:54:29,307 let'em do their thing. 961 00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,148 - C'mon! 962 00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:44,322 - Get down on the ground! - Fucking pigs! 963 00:54:44,489 --> 00:54:46,908 - Let me see your hands! - Fuck you messin' with us for? 964 00:54:47,074 --> 00:54:49,160 Ve ain't got nothing to do with it, nothing! 965 00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:54,415 - Hold it right there. 966 00:54:56,959 --> 00:54:59,962 - So what the hell did they do? - Cantsay. 967 00:55:00,129 --> 00:55:01,756 - Stop groping me! 968 00:55:03,925 --> 00:55:05,802 - Al right, man, all right, relax! 969 00:55:05,968 --> 00:55:08,930 - Does it have something to do with the murders in Honolulu? 970 00:55:09,096 --> 00:55:11,724 - | really can't say. 971 00:55:13,059 --> 00:55:14,644 - If's... it's those guys. 972 00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:18,481 Ws, un, Kale and Cleo. They thinkits them. 973 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,108 - Hey, baby, don't worry! Relax! They ain't got nothin' on us! 974 00:55:21,275 --> 00:55:23,027 - Im gonna sue your fucking ass! 975 00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:25,154 - Go ahead, man, look all you want. 976 00:55:25,321 --> 00:55:28,241 Think there's a gun in there? Show me a gun. 977 00:55:32,411 --> 00:55:35,540 - We almost picked these guys up in a car. 978 00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:37,500 - | have rights! 979 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,752 (spitting) 980 00:55:42,129 --> 00:55:44,423 Baby, dontietem take me! Ow! 981 00:55:56,853 --> 00:56:00,273 - What the fuck, man? - Well. 982 00:56:04,151 --> 00:56:05,820 - Y' Know, | have to admit, 983 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,781 l... | thought it might've been you guys. 984 00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:10,241 (Cydney laughing) - You're joking! 985 00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,660 So much for our game face, huh? 986 00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:16,080 | can't believe it, 'cause | thought it was you! 987 00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:18,332 - My God,itis! Its me! 988 00:56:21,168 --> 00:56:23,588 You! The killer! | mean, please! 989 00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:45,192 (panting) 990 00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:47,194 Well, whoopty-ta. 991 00:56:51,032 --> 00:56:53,034 - Ample time till sunset, too, huh? 992 00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,037 Outstanding. 993 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:02,084 - Yes. Hey, you guys, 994 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:06,213 want to get a shot of us in front of this rainbow? 995 00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:09,634 - Oh, baby, | ook like hell. - Oh, no, you look great! 996 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,969 - Oh, c'mon. - You... you're a good liar. 997 00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:15,723 - All right, here you go. - Okay. 998 00:57:18,142 --> 00:57:20,269 - | just point and shoot it? - Yeah. 999 00:57:20,436 --> 00:57:22,772 - 'Kay. Rolling. Go ahead. 1000 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,774 - Hey. Whoo... - Hey! 1001 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:27,360 - We survived the trail! 1002 00:57:27,526 --> 00:57:29,987 And our honeymoon. (laughter) 1003 00:58:41,892 --> 00:58:42,893 - Hey! 1004 00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,479 - Hey. - Hey, there's a sea cave 1005 00:58:45,646 --> 00:58:48,858 down the coast. - Yeah, | read about that. 1006 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:51,152 West-southwest, around this point. 1007 00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:52,945 - Well, lets do 1! 1008 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:54,363 (Nick laughing) 1009 00:58:54,530 --> 00:58:56,532 - No, T cuta deal with these guys! 1010 00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:59,493 | got two kayaks, one hour, 40 bucks. 1011 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:02,163 And, no, you don'"t owe me 20. 1012 00:59:02,329 --> 00:59:03,956 - Yeah, | just got plans, is all. 1013 00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:05,875 - What kind of plans could you have? 1014 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,711 - Covert plans. - You do know 1015 00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:10,046 how to handie a kayak. 1016 00:59:10,212 --> 00:59:12,089 - Pally, | done shark fishing in a kayak. 1017 00:59:12,256 --> 00:59:14,008 - 'Course. - Rod-and-reel, coast of Alaska. 1018 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:16,510 Caught a 400-pound salmon shark. He put up a hell of a fight, 1019 00:59:16,677 --> 00:59:18,054 but you know who's gonna win that battle. 1020 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,014 - Nick, are any oí your stories true? 1021 00:59:20,181 --> 00:59:22,516 - Want me to send you pictures? - Yeah. 1022 00:59:22,683 --> 00:59:24,060 - Yeah. - C'mon, let's go! 1023 00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:27,563 It'd give us a chance to talk about our movie deal! 1024 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:34,028 - Cydney! 1025 00:59:35,821 --> 00:59:37,782 Tell her I'll be back for a sunset walk! 1026 00:59:37,948 --> 00:59:39,742 Me and Gina! 1027 00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:44,580 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1028 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,343 - Where are they goin'?! 1029 01:00:00,638 --> 01:00:02,389 - Idontknow. 1030 01:00:02,556 --> 01:00:05,017 - What?! 1031 01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:08,395 - The sea cave! They won't be long! 1032 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:11,190 - Sonofabitch. 1033 01:01:28,976 --> 01:01:30,352 (gasping) 1034 01:01:30,769 --> 01:01:32,188 Nick!!! 1035 01:01:32,354 --> 01:01:34,064 Wait! Don't go! 1036 01:01:36,358 --> 01:01:38,652 (distant shouting) 1037 01:01:38,819 --> 01:01:40,738 - Hey, what is she saying? 1038 01:01:40,905 --> 01:01:42,323 - | dunno. 1039 01:01:42,489 --> 01:01:44,950 - Come back, come back. 1040 01:01:45,117 --> 01:01:47,411 - Got a nice bounce to her, tnough, dontshe? 1041 01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:49,205 - Nick!!! 1042 01:01:49,371 --> 01:01:50,623 - Sunset! 1043 01:01:50,789 --> 01:01:52,541 Im comin' back! 1044 01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:54,960 - Dammit! Nick! 1045 01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:17,399 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon... 1046 01:02:32,122 --> 01:02:34,583 (suspenseful music) 1047 01:03:19,211 --> 01:03:21,338 - What, are you running out of gas? 1048 01:03:24,216 --> 01:03:26,010 - Our own tactical frequency, huh? 1049 01:03:26,176 --> 01:03:28,887 - Hustwanna make sure we get you back in time. 1050 01:03:29,054 --> 01:03:31,807 - Copy that. Jedi out. 1051 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:33,434 Jedi out. 1052 01:03:43,819 --> 01:03:45,237 (suspenseful music) 1053 01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:12,473 Outstanding. 1054 01:04:17,478 --> 01:04:18,854 (suspenseful music) 1055 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:51,512 (suspenseful music) 1056 01:05:01,605 --> 01:05:03,273 - Where are you?! 1057 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,651 - Hey! 1058 01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,528 Gotta ask you something. 1059 01:05:07,694 --> 01:05:09,655 - Shoot. 1060 01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:11,323 - What is that, uh... 1061 01:05:13,450 --> 01:05:16,078 ... Uh... "shake that bush"? What does that mean? 1062 01:05:17,037 --> 01:05:18,539 - Kiddin' me? 1063 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,460 - What, some Special Ops lingo? 1064 01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:31,802 - What we've got here is... 1065 01:05:31,969 --> 01:05:34,388 a failure to communicate. 1066 01:05:37,474 --> 01:05:38,851 It's Paul Newman, Coo! Hand Luke. 1067 01:05:39,017 --> 01:05:40,978 Right before he breaks from the chain gang. 1068 01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:42,604 You should know that. 1069 01:05:43,939 --> 01:05:45,524 - | should, yeah. 1070 01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:03,292 - God, is it alive? 1071 01:06:29,943 --> 01:06:32,863 - Well, the stories were great, Nick. 1072 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:35,199 They're really helpful. 1073 01:06:35,365 --> 01:06:36,909 But your situational awareness? 1074 01:06:38,785 --> 01:06:40,704 It actually kinda sucks. 1075 01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,754 - Cliff? - Call me Nick. 1076 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,066 (Cydney): 1t always amazes me how much people 1077 01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,902 talk about themselves when they re on vacation, 1078 01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:15,822 talk to people they just met. How did she say? 1079 01:07:15,989 --> 01:07:18,242 It always amazes me how much people talk about themselves 1080 01:07:18,408 --> 01:07:20,744 when they're on vacation, talk to people they just met. 1081 01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:30,504 Hey, baby, look, it's Kale and Cleo 1082 01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:32,464 getting married in Oahu. 1083 01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:35,467 - Suitable for framing. 1084 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:42,182 (suspenseful music) 1085 01:07:48,438 --> 01:07:51,483 We say screenwriter. We say screenwriter, 1086 01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:52,985 not screenplay writer. 1087 01:07:57,531 --> 01:07:59,616 - Guns? No, no. Who got guns? 1088 01:07:59,783 --> 01:08:01,743 - Guy named Kale. Runs with a gin 1089 01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:03,620 named Cleo. Maybe when you get back, 1090 01:08:03,787 --> 01:08:05,998 you can tell somebody about it, okay? 1091 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:20,887 Just a two-week punch-up. 1092 01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:23,348 Yeah, just a two-week punch-up. 1093 01:08:24,349 --> 01:08:25,976 Just a punch-up. Two weeks. 1094 01:08:28,186 --> 01:08:30,022 Yeah, working on a two-week punch-up. 1095 01:08:30,188 --> 01:08:31,815 - Oh... 1096 01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:33,317 and we invited... 1097 01:08:33,483 --> 01:08:36,862 | had to invite my other sisters and then my sorority sisters. 1098 01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:39,197 - | basically hooked them up! 1099 01:08:39,364 --> 01:08:41,116 - Check this out! Hello! 1100 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:42,618 Yeah, we're in pre-production... 1101 01:08:42,784 --> 01:08:44,244 in Canada. - My little brother 1102 01:08:44,411 --> 01:08:47,956 getting married before me! - And, uh, we are still casting. 1103 01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:49,583 My brother's a dick! 1104 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,294 - Dunno why I'm telling you. We just came here to dance. 1105 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:55,005 -You dance with who brung ya, Cliffy! 1106 01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,341 - | absolutely love you. 1107 01:08:57,507 --> 01:08:59,384 - Just the most magical weekend. 1108 01:08:59,551 --> 01:09:01,345 - Our wedding hall! 1109 01:09:01,511 --> 01:09:02,804 - Magical. 1110 01:09:02,971 --> 01:09:04,348 Magical. 1111 01:09:11,396 --> 01:09:13,690 This is the happiest day of my life! 1112 01:09:13,857 --> 01:09:15,233 (sirens howling) 1113 01:09:17,277 --> 01:09:18,654 - This is the scene right now, 1114 01:09:18,820 --> 01:09:20,364 in the harbour area near Pier 19, 1115 01:09:20,530 --> 01:09:23,950 Wwhere, late today, a city trash collector 1116 01:09:24,117 --> 01:09:27,162 stumbled across what appears to be another couple homicide. 1117 01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:30,499 - C'mon. This ain't got nothin' to do with us. 1118 01:09:32,542 --> 01:09:34,878 - Something | can show you? 1119 01:09:36,004 --> 01:09:38,131 - Uh, well, not me, 1120 01:09:38,298 --> 01:09:42,678 but see that dangerously handsome man over there? 1121 01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,222 When he comes in here and asks you what | was lookin' at, 1122 01:09:45,389 --> 01:09:48,350 can you show him this ring? And that one. 1123 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:51,937 And let's not deny him that little rascal right there. 1124 01:09:53,021 --> 01:09:55,565 - Seems like he's more interested in water sports 1125 01:09:55,732 --> 01:09:58,026 right now. - Just an operational cover. 1126 01:09:58,193 --> 01:10:00,821 Trust me, he is watching us. 1127 01:10:00,987 --> 01:10:04,074 Any second now, he's gonna come on in here, drag me out, 1128 01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:05,826 and then forget somethin', 1129 01:10:05,992 --> 01:10:08,578 need to double back and ask you all private-like 1130 01:10:08,745 --> 01:10:12,082 what it was | was lookin' at. - Been playing this game awhile? 1131 01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:14,334 - Nicko. | love him to tears, 1132 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,379 but he does take his own sweet time. 1133 01:10:18,922 --> 01:10:20,424 (Nick): Anytime, hon. 1134 01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:25,053 - You know what? Also show him 1135 01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:27,764 that one right there. Okay? Just those four. 1136 01:10:27,931 --> 01:10:29,766 - Shit. - What? 1137 01:10:29,933 --> 01:10:31,309 - Left my drink. 1138 01:10:33,478 --> 01:10:37,524 - And let's not forget this little rascal right here. 1139 01:10:39,484 --> 01:10:41,695 - Pfft. - So | take it 1140 01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:43,488 you're planning the next step? 1141 01:10:43,655 --> 01:10:44,823 - Oh, | got plans. 1142 01:10:46,658 --> 01:10:48,952 Covert plans. 1143 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:51,496 Im gonna make a sunset proposal on Kalalau Beach. 1144 01:10:51,663 --> 01:10:53,123 Okay, | just need to make sure 1145 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:55,834 that this isn't gonna be... Y'Know, underwhelming 1146 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,461 compared to whatever's stuck 1147 01:10:57,627 --> 01:11:00,672 inside oí that twangy hittte nead of hers. 1148 01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:03,049 - Uh, you know, let me, uh... 1149 01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:07,763 - Uh... is that gonna work? 1150 01:11:07,929 --> 01:11:10,056 Ifit's truly gonna disappoint her, 1151 01:11:10,223 --> 01:11:12,267 I'Il roll over and play dead for you. 1152 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,019 Im gonna be the easiest mark 1153 01:11:14,186 --> 01:11:16,146 you ever had. Just, please, help me getiit right. 1154 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:18,982 Gina is gonna be the first and last for me. 1155 01:11:19,149 --> 01:11:21,318 She is the one. 1156 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:24,863 - Well, to tell you the truth... 1157 01:11:26,323 --> 01:11:29,576 ... Vhink sheHove anything you give her. 1158 01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,578 - So you didn't buy anything? 1159 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:35,332 - What do | wanna buy in there? - | dunno. | mean, you just... 1160 01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:37,125 y'know, it took you so long, 1161 01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:39,211 | was thinking maybe they got ya. 1162 01:11:39,377 --> 01:11:41,004 - No, no, | got away clean. 1163 01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,340 Its 1600, we should catch that ferry. 1164 01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:48,929 - Where's your drink? - Goddammit! 1165 01:12:07,906 --> 01:12:10,492 (horn honking) - Babe, get a picture oí me 1166 01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:14,204 with Honolulu in the back. - Uh, | have a better idea. 1167 01:12:14,371 --> 01:12:16,957 Let's get the both of us. - C'mon, c'man! 1168 01:12:17,123 --> 01:12:19,042 It's right there, it's right there! 1169 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,961 - Uh, excuse me... - C'mon, run...! 1170 01:12:21,127 --> 01:12:23,296 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Walt, wait, wait! 1171 01:12:23,463 --> 01:12:25,131 - Ah, crap. 1172 01:12:25,298 --> 01:12:26,591 - Su! 1173 01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:28,635 - Honolulu! Whoo! - Hawali! Whoo! 1174 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:31,763 - We made it, we made it! 1175 01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,307 - Have we met before? - No, no, no. 1176 01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:37,894 - Haven't seen you on TV? - No such luck, no. 1177 01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:42,607 Sometimes, it seems like... 1178 01:12:44,317 --> 01:12:45,777 ... like nothing exists until we get there, 1179 01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:47,821 till we put our eyes oniit. 1180 01:12:47,988 --> 01:12:50,824 Like the whole fuckin' world was manufactured 1181 01:12:50,991 --> 01:12:53,827 for our wants and needs, y'know? 1182 01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,538 - Think it'l be a nice sunset? - | mean, like ¡f | take... 1183 01:12:56,705 --> 01:13:00,667 Wijustturn my head... y'know, for just a minute, 1184 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:04,170 but don't tell me, but does everything just stop, 1185 01:13:04,337 --> 01:13:06,339 just shut down, 1186 01:13:06,506 --> 01:13:11,303 go into some energy-saving hibernation mode, 1187 01:13:11,469 --> 01:13:13,889 till | choose to reactivate them 1188 01:13:14,055 --> 01:13:15,473 by simply... 1189 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,771 - You should say sweet stuff to me sometimes. 1190 01:13:21,938 --> 01:13:23,648 - How many times do | need to tell you? 1191 01:13:23,815 --> 01:13:27,527 If there's anyone in this world that | could love, 1192 01:13:27,694 --> 01:13:30,530 it's you. Why is that never enough? 1193 01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,324 - Just forget about it. 1194 01:13:37,787 --> 01:13:40,123 - Look, you helped create 1195 01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:43,293 this fevered dream of immortality. 1196 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:47,964 You are the privileged witness who's gonna help me lead 1197 01:13:48,131 --> 01:13:50,216 100 different lives. 1198 01:13:50,383 --> 01:13:52,969 It's you. 1199 01:13:54,471 --> 01:13:56,514 - Look, | getit. 1200 01:13:58,558 --> 01:14:01,102 | know that in some bent way, 1201 01:14:01,269 --> 01:14:04,522 your need for detachment fits my need for attachment. 1202 01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:07,734 Thatsit. ls afiting fuckin fuckin fit. 1203 01:14:07,901 --> 01:14:09,903 | get it, okay? 1204 01:14:10,904 --> 01:14:13,615 Let's stop Iying to ourselves, okay? 1205 01:14:17,994 --> 01:14:19,621 - Tm notiying now. 1206 01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:21,247 Hove the idea 1207 01:14:21,414 --> 01:14:23,083 of loving you. 1208 01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,670 - And Hove hearing it. 1209 01:14:29,839 --> 01:14:32,175 It's sick andit's sad. 1210 01:14:36,012 --> 01:14:38,014 Does that make me crazy, Rocky? 1211 01:14:39,015 --> 01:14:40,892 Am | crazy? 1212 01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:42,727 Am 1? 1213 01:14:42,894 --> 01:14:45,605 - lt makes you exciting. 1214 01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:06,459 - Well, whoopty-ta. 1215 01:15:12,590 --> 01:15:14,259 - Outstanding. 1216 01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:20,306 - No!!! 1217 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:56,801 - Ahh! 1218 01:16:50,396 --> 01:16:51,523 Ahhhh...!!! 1219 01:17:14,504 --> 01:17:16,506 (screaming) 1220 01:17:25,598 --> 01:17:27,142 - Nick?! 1221 01:17:33,481 --> 01:17:34,899 Nick!!! 1222 01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:40,173 (panting) 1223 01:18:42,258 --> 01:18:44,177 (banjo music) 1224 01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:45,762 Jesus. 1225 01:18:56,147 --> 01:18:59,025 Who is this? - Hello. My name is Woody, 1226 01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:00,485 and I'm calling to make sure 1227 01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:03,529 youre getting the most out of your ATÉT calling plan. 1228 01:19:03,696 --> 01:19:06,324 - Oh, sweet fuckin' Jesus. You know what? Where you at? 1229 01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:09,118 What state are you in? - Im not supposed to say. 1230 01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:11,371 - Okay, Woody, there's been some murders in Honolulu. 1231 01:19:11,537 --> 01:19:13,248 Maybe you've heard, maybe you haven't. 1232 01:19:13,414 --> 01:19:16,584 But they are comin' after me and | need your help. 1233 01:19:16,751 --> 01:19:18,753 Can you do this for me, Woody? 1234 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,171 Woody, are you there? 1235 01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:23,967 - | hear your concerns, madam, but with our Free roam plan, 1236 01:19:24,133 --> 01:19:25,426 we can offer you more minutes 1237 01:19:25,593 --> 01:19:28,471 regardiless of the time of day. - Screw the calling plan! 1238 01:19:28,638 --> 01:19:31,808 Listen to me good, okay? You're gonna be my 911 boy, 1239 01:19:31,975 --> 01:19:34,560 okay, Woody? All right, | need you to call 1240 01:19:34,727 --> 01:19:37,313 the Princeville Kauai Police Department and you tell them 1241 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:40,358 that | can have the killers to the Kalalau Beach 1242 01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:43,653 in about 30 minutes. Can you do that for me? 1243 01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:45,113 Woody! - Im placing you 1244 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,950 on brief hold. - No, you do not put me on hold 1245 01:19:49,117 --> 01:19:53,454 and check with your supervisor! | need you to just do ¡t! Okay? 1246 01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:56,249 And | also need you to maybe call 1247 01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:59,252 for some air ambulance or somethin', because just... 1248 01:20:01,629 --> 01:20:02,714 - Hello? 1249 01:20:04,215 --> 01:20:05,842 Hello, madam? 1250 01:20:07,051 --> 01:20:08,261 Hello? 1251 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:10,596 - Please tell me yoU'll do this for me. 1252 01:20:10,763 --> 01:20:13,266 Please, please, please swear to me that you will. 1253 01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:15,852 - This is in the Pacific Ocean? - Jesus! 1254 01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:18,438 God, | hope you're recording this call! 1255 01:20:18,604 --> 01:20:21,024 Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean! 1256 01:20:21,190 --> 01:20:24,068 Yes, it1is one oí the five islands! 1257 01:20:24,235 --> 01:20:27,864 Im on Kauai, in the Hawalian chain... 1258 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:32,243 chain of islands. (Cydney): We re almost there. 1259 01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:34,162 A little more, baby. 1260 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:36,372 Right there. 1261 01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,750 - Ahh! (Gina screaming) 1262 01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,279 (Rocky grunting) 1263 01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:21,959 Ahhhhh!!! 1264 01:21:23,127 --> 01:21:25,338 Ahh! 1265 01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:26,881 (groaning) 1266 01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:40,895 (screaming) 1267 01:21:57,495 --> 01:21:58,913 Bitch! 1268 01:22:04,502 --> 01:22:05,878 She got a call! 1269 01:22:06,045 --> 01:22:08,297 Ask for help back at the beach! 1270 01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:10,716 Remember, 1271 01:22:10,883 --> 01:22:12,844 nothing exists until we get there! 1272 01:22:13,010 --> 01:22:15,346 - Gotit. Rocky? 1273 01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:18,808 Nothing exists until / get there. 1274 01:23:24,874 --> 01:23:26,083 - Here | come, baby. 1275 01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:28,628 (music) 1276 01:24:15,675 --> 01:24:16,634 (screaming) - Hey, hey, whoa, whoa. 1277 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:17,843 Didn't mean to scare you. 1278 01:24:18,010 --> 01:24:19,220 - But you haven't seen two dudes, 1279 01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:21,597 two kayaks-- - He shot my boyífriend, 1280 01:24:21,764 --> 01:24:23,766 shot me in the fuckin' hand-- - Let me see that. 1281 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:25,393 - No, let go! - Tman EMT, okay? 1282 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,145 - | don't care! | need to go! - Let me take a look. 1283 01:24:28,312 --> 01:24:30,648 | can help you. - ... He is right behind me! 1284 01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:32,817 - Let's get her down. - No! Let me...! 1285 01:24:32,984 --> 01:24:34,110 - Im an EMT. C'mere. 1286 01:24:34,277 --> 01:24:36,946 Let me take a look. Sit her down, okay? 1287 01:24:37,113 --> 01:24:39,115 - Okay! Okay! TI go down! 1288 01:24:39,282 --> 01:24:40,866 - Calm down. 1289 01:24:44,203 --> 01:24:46,414 - Okay, and there's gonna be-- - Hey, whoa! 1290 01:24:46,581 --> 01:24:48,457 Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Hey, hey, hey! 1291 01:24:48,624 --> 01:24:51,252 (Gina screaming) - Put her down. Listen to me. 1292 01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:52,837 You're safe! - Calm down. 1293 01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:55,256 - He was right behind me just a minute ago. 1294 01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:57,258 You dontunderstand! - Who you talking about? 1295 01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:58,926 - He-he-he... Oh, God. 1296 01:24:59,093 --> 01:25:00,845 - Gina? 1297 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:03,431 You feeling better? Huh? 1298 01:25:22,408 --> 01:25:23,743 - Hey! 1299 01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,371 Hey! 1300 01:25:27,538 --> 01:25:29,999 - Relax, relax. - We need to go right now! 1301 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:32,460 Do you hear me?! - Shes afriend of my witfe. 1302 01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:35,004 She has a little issue with, uh, crystal meth, okay? 1303 01:25:35,171 --> 01:25:36,339 Normally, she's pretty functional, 1304 01:25:36,505 --> 01:25:38,716 but obviously this ain't normal. 1305 01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:40,718 - He killed my Nicko! 1306 01:25:40,885 --> 01:25:42,803 He killed-- - C'mon! 1307 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,139 - He wants to be us! That's what he wants! 1308 01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:47,141 Him and his girlfriend wanna be us! 1309 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:49,644 - She's iced out of her mind right now. 1310 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:51,228 | mean, it's been a while. 1311 01:25:51,395 --> 01:25:52,938 Look, look, look, look. C'mere. 1312 01:25:53,105 --> 01:25:55,775 - No. No, no, no, don't go, don't go. 1313 01:25:55,941 --> 01:25:57,443 - Look atihnis. 1314 01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,112 Been finding these the whole trip. 1315 01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:02,823 Think she just got in over her head this time, 1316 01:26:02,990 --> 01:26:06,035 so | hope we don't have to involve the police or anything. 1317 01:26:06,202 --> 01:26:08,037 Promise I'l| get her back safe, okay? 1318 01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:10,623 - Don't listen to him! - Look, we're just out here 1319 01:26:10,790 --> 01:26:12,208 'cause someone took off 1320 01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:14,669 with two of our boats. Last thing we want 1321 01:26:14,835 --> 01:26:16,962 is to get involved in somebody else's mess. 1322 01:26:17,129 --> 01:26:19,048 - Right? - Yeah. Right. 1323 01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:21,175 EXxcept... - Exceptwhat? 1324 01:26:21,342 --> 01:26:23,803 - If's just that | don't get why her pupils are normal, 1325 01:26:23,969 --> 01:26:26,222 and yours are the size of olives. 1326 01:26:32,228 --> 01:26:33,854 - Guys... 1327 01:26:34,021 --> 01:26:36,399 that was a perfectly good story. 1328 01:26:39,902 --> 01:26:41,737 (screaming) 1329 01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:48,744 Fuck! 1330 01:26:49,787 --> 01:26:51,956 Count your fuckin' shots! Gina, hey!!! 1331 01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:08,681 No way. 1332 01:27:10,182 --> 01:27:11,559 (gunshot) (Rocky screaming) 1333 01:27:13,144 --> 01:27:14,520 (scream echoing) 1334 01:28:00,024 --> 01:28:01,358 - Nicko... 1335 01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:14,580 - How many people? 1336 01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:18,167 - Enough... to get goad atit... 1337 01:28:18,334 --> 01:28:19,710 Oh, | bit my tongue. | hate that. 1338 01:28:20,127 --> 01:28:22,379 - That's gonna stop hurtin' in a second. 1339 01:28:22,546 --> 01:28:23,631 - Why, Nick? 1340 01:28:23,798 --> 01:28:25,424 You think this is it? Huh? 1341 01:28:25,591 --> 01:28:27,593 Bad guy buys it, crowd goes nuts. 1342 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,553 Y'know what | hate about that ending, 1343 01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:31,096 aside from being cliché? 1344 01:28:31,263 --> 01:28:33,182 It's your version of reality, pally. 1345 01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:34,934 Not mine! 1346 01:28:38,437 --> 01:28:41,440 Oh, it'd feel so good to squeeze that trigger 1347 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:43,275 right now, wouldn't it? Yeah. 1348 01:28:47,905 --> 01:28:50,199 But you kill me, you Kkill yourself. 1349 01:28:51,075 --> 01:28:52,785 Oh, you... you ain't gonna do that. 1350 01:28:52,952 --> 01:28:54,370 - ... weapons down! 1351 01:28:54,537 --> 01:28:56,956 Put your weapons down! 1352 01:28:57,122 --> 01:29:00,459 - You got too much to live for, you got too many attachments! 1353 01:29:00,626 --> 01:29:02,962 You're just too soft! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, 1354 01:29:03,128 --> 01:29:04,046 kitty, Kitty, kitty, kitty. 1355 01:29:04,213 --> 01:29:05,798 - Guy standing with a weapon, correct? 1356 01:29:05,965 --> 01:29:08,467 He is the one you told us about, correct? 1357 01:29:09,885 --> 01:29:12,638 The area's closed! Al trails are blocked! 1358 01:29:12,805 --> 01:29:14,765 - C'mon, Nick! C'mon, do it! 1359 01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:17,393 - ... all weapons! - You dontkill me, 1360 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:18,936 II| come back! These fuckin' idiots 1361 01:29:19,103 --> 01:29:20,521 cantkeep me locked up! Hey! 1362 01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,648 One year from today, Honolulu Pier 19. 1363 01:29:22,815 --> 01:29:24,316 Okay, around noon, be there! 1364 01:29:26,151 --> 01:29:28,445 - Weapon ready. - Someone's gonna burst by you, 1365 01:29:28,612 --> 01:29:30,030 maybe give you a little nudge. 1366 01:29:30,197 --> 01:29:32,199 They might not look like me, okay? 1367 01:29:32,366 --> 01:29:34,368 Might look a little something like you. 1368 01:29:34,535 --> 01:29:37,121 Circle the date, Nick! Because that is the day 1369 01:29:37,288 --> 01:29:40,583 that you're gonna realize just how good | really fuckin' am! 1370 01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:42,293 - | have to know I'm about 1371 01:29:42,459 --> 01:29:44,628 to kill the right man. Is he the one | want? 1372 01:29:44,795 --> 01:29:46,547 - Cmon, do 1! 1373 01:29:46,714 --> 01:29:49,049 Just do it. C-mon. Do 1 - Last chance! 1374 01:29:50,134 --> 01:29:51,677 Weapons down! 1375 01:29:52,303 --> 01:29:54,346 Do “. 1376 01:29:54,513 --> 01:29:56,015 - Outstanding! 1377 01:30:08,068 --> 01:30:10,696 - Don't die on me, don't die on me again! 1378 01:30:10,863 --> 01:30:12,281 Christ! 1379 01:30:19,663 --> 01:30:22,041 - | would've done it If | were you. 1380 01:30:32,676 --> 01:30:34,762 - Well, you ainthim. 1381 01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:46,607 - The one you want... 1382 01:30:48,233 --> 01:30:51,195 ... e one who killed al those people... 1383 01:30:52,988 --> 01:30:56,200 ... and the one that et fuck up my le... 1384 01:30:57,826 --> 01:30:59,411 ... 18 the same guy... 1385 01:31:00,204 --> 01:31:02,456 ... Who's about to pick up that gun. 1386 01:31:12,383 --> 01:31:14,385 Yeah, him. 1387 01:31:29,525 --> 01:31:31,235 - Chopper 1... (inaudible transmission) 1388 01:31:32,444 --> 01:31:34,029 ... requesting two ambulances. 1389 01:31:38,409 --> 01:31:40,411 (grunting) - What are you doin'? 1390 01:31:40,577 --> 01:31:42,204 - No, ¡t's all right. 1391 01:31:47,084 --> 01:31:48,711 This is for you. 1392 01:31:50,879 --> 01:31:52,297 - Holy crap. 1393 01:31:57,886 --> 01:32:00,389 DId you getit from that store in Honolulu? 1394 01:32:00,556 --> 01:32:02,433 - eBay. 1395 01:32:04,059 --> 01:32:05,060 - eBay. 1396 01:32:08,564 --> 01:32:10,774 How long have you had it? 1397 01:32:12,067 --> 01:32:13,527 - Year and a half. 1398 01:32:13,694 --> 01:32:15,696 - Ayear and a halt?! 1399 01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:18,532 Well, what you waitin' for, you dumb bastard?! 1400 01:32:19,908 --> 01:32:21,243 - For the right moment? 1401 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:29,835 - Baby, you are... 1402 01:32:30,002 --> 01:32:32,087 a man in full. 1403 01:32:48,729 --> 01:32:50,355 - Imjust gonna... 1404 01:32:51,523 --> 01:32:53,609 (sighing) 1405 01:32:57,446 --> 01:33:00,157 - | don'"t need no honeymoon. - Let's not do a honeymoon. 1406 01:33:03,160 --> 01:33:04,536 (music) 1407 01:37:04,443 --> 01:37:07,237 DVD Subtitling: CNST, Montreal 101824