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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Brand new day
It's a brand new day...
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-(PHONE VIBRATING)
-Oh.
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Feeling like I just got paid
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Game day.
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-The whole world's spinning in my way
-(PANTING)
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(HUMMING)
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Not a mouth I ain't feeding today
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So pull up and grab yourself a plate
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I got some sugar for the neighbors
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-Good morning.
-Mom, it's game day!
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Woot, woot.
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-Can you say "playoffs"?
-Playoffs!
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"And she rounds third base
and slides into home. Safe."
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What's up, my Van fans?
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It's just another busy day
in the mom life.
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-Look at my Zane. He's such a hungry boy.
-Say, "Aah."
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Like and subscribe for more Mommy Moments.
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Ten minutes.
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-Huh?
-(VAN GRUNTING)
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Yes. Okay. Uh-huh.
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-Mom. Mom.
-Uh-uh-uh.
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-Do you have your phone?
-Yes.
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-Diaper bag?
-Uh-huh.
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-Did you use the bathroom?
-I don't need to...
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Actually, I'll be right back.
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Mom!
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-VAN: Oh! Whoops.
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ROCHELLE: Game starts at 1:00.
Don't be late.
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VAN: Love you. Bye.
ROCHELLE: Love you.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Sixty dollars is all we need.
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Let's get it, Roshie. (EXHALES)
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All right, all right, all right.
Who wants a sugar rush?
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One blue Gatorade, please.
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We're out of blue,
but I could do two for $5 red.
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Help me play next season?
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You guys have any of those
narrow hamburger thingies?
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-Hot dogs?
-Nice.
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Hey, do you know how hot dogs are made?
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-Uh, no?
-IRA: Listen to this.
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-How many calories...
-One-sixty.
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-Thank you.
-Then they take the leftover meat,
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and they grind it all together
into this, like, meat goo.
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-Does it have gluten?
-Yes.
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And then they take this
plastic wrapper kind of thing,
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-and they, like, stuff it into the...
-Oh, no.
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-He'll just take a water.
-Hey!
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Thanks, Rochelle.
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Nobody wants to hear
how hot dogs are made.
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Oh, that's actually $2.50.
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You know what? Don't even worry about it.
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(EXHALES)
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Two, four...
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PICKLES: (SINGING)
We are the Pickles and couldn't be prouder
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If you can't hear us
We'll yell a little louder...
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Hey, Rosh! (GRUNTS) Ow.
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Hey, Rochelle! Rochelle! Ha! Sorry.
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We need to warm up.
Game's startin' in 15 minutes.
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I'll be right there, Coach.
I'm just waiting on Cheryl.
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Hey, (CHUCKLES) do you guys still
have those double nugget cookies?
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Uh, yeah, I think we just got a box in.
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So, double nugget cookie
plus the corn chips behind your back.
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That'll be $5.25.
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Uh, whoops. (CHUCKLES) Thanks.
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(GROANS) Rochelle, so sorry I'm late.
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I thought I saw a ghost this morning.
It was a whole thing.
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No worries, Cheryl.
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Money's in the cash box,
and I hit my goal!
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-I can play next season!
-Oh, wonderful!
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-Okay, gotta run. It's game time.
-Go Pickles.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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-FRANK: Out.
-Yeah! Let's go.
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PICKLES: (SINGING) L-U-C-K-Y
Lucky seven make it fly
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Lucky
Go seven go
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Lucky
Go seven go
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(ALL CHEERING)
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-PICKLES: Dinger!
-(CHUCKLES)
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All right. Last inning.
One down, two to go.
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Watch third, then go one.
Let's shut it down!
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Hey, Frankie, don't go easy on us.
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No favoritism here.
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We don't got this. Go back.
Back, back some more.
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-Laurie! Back! Back!
-(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-Kai! Home, home!
-(GRUNTS)
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(CROWD GASPING)
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-Out! That's game. Pickles, five-four.
-(ALL CHEERING)
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All right! Go Pickles!
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ALL: (CHANTING) Roshie! Roshie! Roshie!
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Hey, Rosh. (GRUNTS)
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The difference between a winner
and a loser is so small.
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It's like the size of an ant.
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You all need to hustle out there.
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And not just for you, but for your team.
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-All right, Pickles.
-(SIGHS) Seriously?
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COACH DAN: I'll see you guys Saturday
for the championship.
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All right, parents, huddle up.
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-Parents, on me.
-(SIGHS)
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-(LAUGHING)
-That means all parents.
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-But Mom's gotta do...
-Mom.
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-...what she gotta do. I know, right?
-ROCHELLE: Mom.
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, Rochelle. Is your mom gonna join us?
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Uh... Yeah. She's dealing
with a baby blowout, you know?
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But I've got it covered, Coach.
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Okay, so, uh, like I mentioned
in the email, dues went up,
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and I'll need them
by this Saturday's game.
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-What?
-The kids are movin' up.
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There are gonna be more travel tourneys,
and this is the result.
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So, the new price
is gonna be, uh, $1,600.
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Sixteen hundred? No, no, no, no. No.
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COACH DAN: I know, I know.
I'm sorry for the late notice.
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Come see me or send payment
before next weekend.
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(HYPERVENTILATING)
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(EXHALES)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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-(SIGHS)
-(ODO GULPING)
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Beware the chicken. (BURPS)
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-What?
-(ZANE GIGGLES)
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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-VAN: What a game!
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Honor roll student, and pretty soon,
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we'll be able to add
"champion" to the resumé. Woot! Woot!
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(ROCHELLE LAUGHS)
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I have such a wonderful daughter.
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-(ZANE BABBLING)
-And son. I am very lucky.
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Hey, Mom. I found out today...
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Oh, could you grab that box
from the back seat for me?
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Sure.
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Oh, what's that?
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Somebody must love you.
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Go ahead, open it.
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-ROCHELLE: What the...
-Surprise!
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Mom. Red Valkyries? Seriously?
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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Wait. How did you pay for these?
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I had to pick up
some extra hours here and there.
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You know, coffee at home,
no avocado toast, yada, yada, yada.
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Mom.
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I'll cancel my gym membership.
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We did that last Christmas.
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-Fine. No more online shopping.
-You've been online shopping?
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No.
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS) It's okay.
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We'll make it work. We always do.
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We always do. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, I saw you speaking with Coach.
Is everything okay?
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Yeah, um, just some paperwork.
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I handled it.
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VAN: Oh, so responsible.
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-(PANTING)
-VAN: Say, "Champion"!
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Champions.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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And you think that's bad?
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Then she surprised me
with these super expensive cleats.
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And I'm all like, "Vanessa, really"?
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I mean, they looked pretty cool, though.
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How do you know about my cleats?
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Oh, I follow your mom. Don't you?
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VAN: Surprise!
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Mom! Red Valkyries?
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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Yo, she posted that?
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Oh, my gosh, it gets me every time.
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Sometimes I wish
I didn't have to be the parent, you know?
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Um, that's fair.
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Hey, do I look buff?
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Um, yeah! Girl, have you been juicing?
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What? No.
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Um, about your mom, at least you have
cool cleats for next season.
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Right. Next season.
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(OINKS)
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LAURIE: See you at lunch, Rosh.
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-Rochelle, can we talk for a second?
-(GRUNTING)
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Can I just copy your answers
on the homework?
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-I cannot fail this class.
-(GRUNTS)
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Sorry, Tom. I don't do cheating.
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And if I give you all the answers,
how are you supposed to learn?
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Oh, right. Right, very true.
I'll pay you 20 bucks.
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(GRUNTS)
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-Twenty bucks?
-Thirty?
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I don't think you understand
how this works, Tom.
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Fine, 50. I'll send it to you right now.
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(DINGING)
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-Uh... Deal?
-(DINGS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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(CHUCKLES) Sweet.
Rochelle, you're a lifesaver.
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(SHUSHES) Keep your voice down, Tom.
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I think we should really do
some proper tutoring.
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-I can help you.
-Oh, yeah, for sure.
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-And don't tell anyone about this.
-(TYPING)
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-Oh, I already told everyone.
-(BEEPS)
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-Tom!
-Sorry.
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(PHONE VIBRATING)
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(CHIMING)
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Tom said you know calculus.
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BOY: I've got $50 for an A in Bio.
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GIRL: Do you know
how many sides are in a triangle?
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Whoa, there's a lot of demand here.
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Struggling to make
that grade this semester?
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Need help with that pesky book report?
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Meet me tomorrow morning,
Music Hall bathroom,
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for Rochelle's speed tutoring.
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-Can you help with my geometry homework?
-Let's see.
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Remember, C equals pi times D.
A equals pi R squared.
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Uh... Got it. Thanks.
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-(OINKS)
-(DINGS)
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-Help with bio?
-The cell wall is here.
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-That's the nucleus.
-BOY 1: The what?
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(GROANS) Study that
and you'll ace the quiz.
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-(OINKS)
-(DINGS)
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-BOY 2: French homework, s'il vous plaít?
-Sure.
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GIRL 1: I'll pay you to help me
with world history.
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-Okay. Yep.
-GIRL 2: Tom said you're good at math.
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Keep an eye on Zane. Mama's going out.
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Okay.
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-(THUDS)
-(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-BOY: Crime and Punishment?
-What? (SIGHS)
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Best I could do in this time frame
is double space, size 14 font, B-plus.
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-Next.
-Spanish homework?
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Hmm? A high schooler?
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(CHUCKLES) Actually,
this one's really tricky. (GRUNTS)
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-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-Rochelle! Science fair project.
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No IOUs, no rain checks,
and absolutely no crypto.
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I'm looking at you, Chad. Next.
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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(SIGHS)
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I can have it to you by tomorrow morning.
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OMG, Rochelle. You are a whole legend.
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-That's what I do. 30 bucks.
-Oh.
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-See you at the game Saturday.
-Go Pickles.
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-(OINKS)
-(DINGS)
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-(SIGHS)
-(TOILET FLUSHING)
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-Hey, Rosh.
-Oh, hey.
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, it's just...
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To help me pass the civics test?
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A test? In front of Mr. Brown?
240
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,708
That's a whole different ball game.
I'm not touching that.
241
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,916
Okay. Let's say 100 bucks?
242
00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,500
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
243
00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,500
Sit right behind me.
244
00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:40,041
Okay. Right behind you. Got it. What else?
245
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:43,541
That's it, Tom. Just sit behind me.
This is crucial, okay?
246
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:46,375
-Crucial. Got it.
-(FRANK SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
247
00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:50,666
FRANK: I want all eyes on papers
with complete focus. That means...
248
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,833
(FRANK CLEARS THROAT)
249
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,708
-Sorry.
-Unbelievable.
250
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,916
FRANK: Shh. No talking. Thank you.
251
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000
All right, folks.
You have 20 minutes. Begin.
252
00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:05,708
(CLOCK TICKING)
253
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,458
(SHARPENER WHIRRING)
254
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:20,375
Pencils on the left. Pens on the right.
Don't wanna get confused.
255
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,125
(CHUCKLES)
256
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,500
(SIGHS) Huh?
257
00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:46,666
(BLOWS)
258
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,041
(WHISPERING) Psst. Hey, Kai.
Pass this back to Tom.
259
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,500
-What? Are you serious?
-Shh.
260
00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:52,916
No, no.
261
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,291
Please, Kai. I need this.
262
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,500
(SIGHS) Give it here.
263
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,041
-(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ROCHELLE GASPS)
264
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,958
Unacceptable!
265
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,958
VAN: You can tell me if you messed up.
I'd rather you be honest.
266
00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,666
Well, I mean, I was helping a kid.
267
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:18,291
-VAN: Mmm-hmm. Go on.
-I was caught in the crossfire.
268
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:21,416
There was a note being passed,
and I know I shouldn't have.
269
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,083
But this kid asked me to pass it.
270
00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:27,625
Hmm. Okay. I understand.
271
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:31,416
And I appreciate you being honest.
Because I did not raise a cheater.
272
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,083
-(SIGHS) Actually, Mom...
-Hey, girl.
273
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,833
-Say hi to my followers.
-Uh... Hey.
274
00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:43,291
I was thinking before the game
we could get some mani pedis,
275
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,208
-just us gals...
-Don't you have work, though?
276
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,750
(SIGHS)
277
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,625
Okay, so, don't be mad.
278
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,500
-What did you do? (STUTTERS)
-I quit.
279
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,666
-You quit?
-That guy was a jerk.
280
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:59,500
Besides, I really want to focus
on being a content creator.
281
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,875
-Content? That's not even a thing.
-(MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE)
282
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:02,958
Yes, it is.
283
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,791
I'm a full-time influencer now.
284
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,333
And I'd appreciate
a little more positivity.
285
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:10,208
You can't just make
these kind of decisions on a whim.
286
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,083
You need to talk to me first, Vanessa.
287
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,541
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
288
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,166
"Vanessa"?
289
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:19,833
I am "Mom," and you really
need to chill out and trust me.
290
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:20,958
I'm the adult.
291
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:23,666
(SIGHS)
292
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,666
Sure, Mom.
293
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,875
VAN: Sometimes you just gotta
tell them who the parent is.
294
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,333
Establish boundaries.
295
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,375
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
296
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,958
(PHONE CHIMES)
297
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,416
-How much do you want for 'em?
-Two hundred.
298
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,708
Deal. If you can deliver it this Saturday.
299
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:10,166
Shoot, that's right before the game.
300
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,000
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
301
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,833
(VAN HUMMING)
302
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:20,791
-Hello.
-(SHUSHES)
303
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,708
ZANE: I love you, Chell-Chell.
304
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,958
Bye, Mom. See you at the game tonight.
305
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,375
ZANE: Play ball!
306
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,083
-ROCHELLE: Laurie?
-(GRUNTS)
307
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:41,916
ROCHELLE: Laurie.
308
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,750
This girl. Wait, where's my phone?
309
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,500
(GROANS) Don't tell me I...
310
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,541
(SCREAMS)
311
00:14:57,666 --> 00:15:01,125
4240 McDowell Road. 4240 McDowell...
312
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,208
Or was it 43?
313
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,458
CHICKEN-KEV: Quack!
314
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,958
"Beware the chicken."
315
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,250
I'm here to meet BadBoy2023?
316
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,166
Quack.
317
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,625
Hey, wait. Can't we just meet out here?
318
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,708
(SIGHS)
319
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,291
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
320
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,666
(LAUGHS)
321
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,500
Popcorn love I'm gonna eat you up
322
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,208
Every night I wanna meet you up...
323
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,291
Quack.
324
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,375
I wanna party tonight
325
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:40,458
Ain't no sleeping...
326
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:41,541
Excuse me.
327
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:42,750
(GRUNTING)
328
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:45,125
Sorry, I'm on a job.
329
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,875
-Love your hair.
-(CHUCKLES)
330
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,791
-Thanks?
-Hey, Rochelle.
331
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:50,375
Oh, hey.
332
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:55,500
-Um, yeah. I got a thing.
-Cool, cool, cool.
333
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,625
I'll be back, though. (EXHALES)
334
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,666
Hey, Braids.
335
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,250
Yeah.
336
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,958
Wait, I've seen you guys.
At the softball park, right?
337
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:12,291
Yeah, you know me, I hang around.
It's like my outdoor office. Whatever.
338
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,750
All right. Come on. Let's see the goods.
339
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,333
-Cute color.
-BRIAN: Whoa!
340
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,041
-Those are so clean!
-CHICKEN-KEV: Quack!
341
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,916
BRIAN: Where'd you even find them?
They're sold out everywhere.
342
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,666
Yeah, I'm really lucky.
343
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,666
All right. Which of you has the money?
344
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,625
-Hey, what are you...
-BRIAN: Okay, okay, relax.
345
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,666
-Look, we don't want your cleats.
-CHICKEN-KEV: Quack, quack.
346
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,583
Okay. Then why'd you waste my time?
I'm late for my game.
347
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,291
We've got something
that will solve all your problems.
348
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,875
You work at the snack shack, right?
349
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,791
-Yeah.
-Let us borrow your keys.
350
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,333
What?
351
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,291
-You're trying to make money fast, right?
-Right.
352
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,333
We use them, and return them to you
with your 200 bucks.
353
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,416
Boom! No harm, no foul. What do you think?
354
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,333
What? No. I'm not helping you steal.
355
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,291
It's no different than cheating.
356
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:02,208
-Oh, whoops. Sorry. I mean, "tutoring."
-Quack.
357
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,333
(RUMBLING)
358
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,458
(GASPS)
359
00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:08,125
(PANTING)
360
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,291
(EXHALES)
361
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:14,333
Wow, that's actually really smart.
Which one of you came up with this scheme?
362
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:17,083
(INHALES) I don't like to brag,
but I mean...
363
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,416
-Brian, please.
-CHICKEN-KEV: Quack.
364
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,833
What? That is not important, Kev.
365
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,541
(SPEAKING KOREAN)
366
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,583
CHICKEN-KEV: Quack, quack, quack, quack!
367
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,875
Found you.
You guys wanna play Smash or something?
368
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,708
BRIAN: Hey, stop! Get her!
She's gonna rat us out!
369
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,000
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
370
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,791
-(GASPS)
-(TIRES SCREECH)
371
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,166
(GASPS)
372
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,375
(PANTING)
373
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,625
(ENGINE ACCELERATING)
374
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,125
ROCHELLE: Ah!
375
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,333
(SCREAMS)
376
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,416
(HORN HONKS)
377
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:21,000
No! No!
378
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,416
-CHICKEN-KEV: Quack!
-(SCREAMS)
379
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,000
(GRUNTS)
380
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,083
(PANTING)
381
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,208
-(THUDS)
-Oh!
382
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,000
-(SIGHS)
-(KEYS JINGLING)
383
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,500
(GASPS)
384
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,166
CHICKEN-KEV: Quack. Quack.
385
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,666
(ENGINE STARTING)
386
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,458
-(SIGHS)
-(CAR LEAVING)
387
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,916
(PANTING)
388
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,916
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
389
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,250
-(HEART THUMPING)
-(BAT CLACKS)
390
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,958
PICKLES: (SINGING)
We are the Pickles and couldn't be prouder
391
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,583
If you can't hear us
We'll yell a little louder
392
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:04,833
(PANTING)
393
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:17,750
(SIGHS)
394
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,000
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
395
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,333
-(LINE RINGING)
-Please, Mom, pick up the phone.
396
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:36,375
Please. Please.
397
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,083
Lately we been drifting
398
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,708
Messages are mixing now
399
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,958
Cut a hole in my pocket
400
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,750
And somehow let the sunshine out
401
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,958
Thought I saw you in the distance
402
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,750
Lost sight through the dark, dark cloud
403
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:07,416
If we're ships in the night then
throw me the rope before we go down
404
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,625
'Cause every moment I'm awake
405
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,583
I just need to see your face
406
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:16,541
I know it's a give and take
407
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,250
But right now I need you to stay
408
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,000
Could you meet me halfway?
409
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:25,208
Meet me halfway
410
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,458
I been lost in a daze
411
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,208
'Cause your love is a maze
412
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,458
Would you meet me halfway?
413
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,208
Meet me half, half way
414
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:42,416
The sound of the silence is starting
To drive me insane
415
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,416
Could you meet me halfway?
416
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:02,000
Can you still remember how we started?
417
00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:09,583
You're still the only thing I ever wanted
418
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:16,416
All I ever wanted
419
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,791
(PHONE RINGS)
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