Original subtitles

Rose: So anyway, he came in demanding [microwave beeps]

that we had organic fish roe

and I'm like, 'I don't know, dude.

Go check at the fish counter."

Karla: Are you all friends?

Like the fish people and the cash people?

[exaggerated] Rose: Oh no!

I've never told you about the hierarchy?

Karla: No. Who's the popular kid? Rose: The bakery.

Karla: I may have gone overboard. Rose: No, it's so cute.

It's only four of us. I don't know

that we need all this food.

Hey, you are just nervous.

We haven't seen them in so long.

Well, it's gonna be just like old times

and including the fancy movie nights

courtesy of Greta.

Thank You, Greta. We couldn't be bougie without you.

[phone vibrates] Oh,

Elena's almost here.

30 minutes late, on brand.

[in British accent] Maybe she's on London time.

[in British accent] Maybe she'll bring scones.

[both giggle] [text message chimes]

[slams phone down]

What? - No Ignacio's fitting went late,

but they are on their way. - Oh.

Of course. And we will never know what it's for because of

Both [jokingly] : The NDA.

[both giggle] [shakes gummy pouch]

[door bell rings] [Karla gasps]

Oh my God. Who rings a doorbell anymore?

You are so jumpy and I thought you already took one.

Oops.

[squeals in background]

[excited laughing]

Oh my goodness. Welcome home.

I've missed you.

Elena [in a British accent]: Oh, hello Ed... [Edward the cat hisses]

Still hissing at everyone I see.

[sighs] He's only just started to tolerate us.

But I've been coming over here for years

every time you cat sit.

He only like Greta. - Oh, picky cat.

[gasps]

Ohhh! [giggles]

[in Spanish]

[door creaks open] Elena: Oh. Jesus Christ,

you scared me.

Igancio [mimicking Elena's Accent]: Oh naur, do I look that bad?

[everyone laughs]

Karla: How was the fitting? - Argh, it was stressful.

They had me try on this... Oops, sorry, right,

NDA. [everyone laughs]

It was whatever but I'm ready for a horror extravaganza

Elena: Oh God, I must really love you

to subject myself to this torture.

[ominous sound]

Elena: What?

[in a spooky tone] Let's begin.

[ominous sound]

[spooky sounds from film]

[Edward hisses]

Ignacio: Oh, fuck, Edward!

Rose: He just wants to go outside.

Karla: Your scream, literally sounded like death.

Thank you. [giggles]

[groans]

Is everything all right?

[everyone together] Oh, is it the NDA?

[giggles]

So what is it that Greta does again?

I don't really know. I mean,

she's always been a bit strange.

So it's probably just generational wealth.

Karla: The dream.

[knocking sound] What was that?

It's probably just Edward.

Do you want an edible to calm down?

You know what babes? I do.

Oh my god. Okay.

[character from the movie speaks]

Thank you.

[from the movie] [evil snickers]

Elena: Okay. So what's happening now?

[suspenseful sound]

Ah, yeah. You know, I just think I'm kind

of like a sponge. - Mmm, I get that.

And I was dating Paige, remember I told you about her.

[Rose clears throat] Oh, bless you babes.

And she's like London, born and bred

and we're practically living together.

So I feel like that plus being there for six months

it's just bound to stick a litte.

Or a lot. - What do you mean?

[electricity shuts off] [Elena gasps]

[Rose sighs] God, not again.

Igancio: I don't like this.

Just give it a minute. The lights will come back on.

Chip?

[crunches on chips]

I love this. I feel like a witch.

You need to take a picture. [Elena snickers]

Rose: Really?

[phone shutter sound] [flash goes off]

Rose: Shit, my phone is dying. [loud sigh]

Where are you going? - To flip the breakers.

They're in the basement. - No, Rose. Don't go in the basement.

Elena. I promise there are no scary

monsters down there.

Well maybe one of us should go with you.

Great, you go. - Why me? I'd be useless.

Karla has the most masculine energy here. She should go.

No, I just got comfy. You guys. It is totally fine.

I do not care.

[ominous sound]

Shit.

[ominous sound swells]

Rose?

Rose.

Oh my god. Her phone is dead. -Oh my god. Maybe she is too.

Oh my God. You're right. Yeah.

I shouldn't joke about that sorry.

I think we need to go downstairs. Okay?

Just to see for ourselves that everything is fine.

Igancio: Come on.

Elena: I'm going. I'm stuck in the dress. Ah!

Elena: Is it here? Karla: Yeah.

Karla: Rose? [ominous sound]

Rose: Yeah.

Everything okay?

[ominous sound swells]

Rose unconvincingly: Yeah.

Not really sure.

Igancio: Go.

[ominous sound crescendos]

Karla: Where are you?

Rose: Over here.

Elena in non-British accent: Okay, what the fuck is going on?

Rose: See, I knew your accent was fake.

Elena in British accent: Did you fucking do this to prove a point?

Rose: No, of course not.

Ignacio and Elena: Are those teeth?

Karla: Let's all take a breath.

[light swtiches on] [scary sounds resume upstairs]

[door squeaks open]

[film sounds loud] [ominous sound swells]

[door shuts]

Elena: I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

Rose: No one is dying.

[Elena gasps] [ominous sound crescendo]

Possible Intruder: Ignacio?

[ominous sound fades]

Oh shit.

Oh, Jesus. [laughs]

You scared me.

Why are you all skulking in the dark like that?

[slap!]

I thought you two broke up again.

Ignacio: Yeah, we did. Jayden: Yeah, I think it's more of a break.

Rose [under her breath]: Oh my god.

Why are you here?

Uh, well, Ignacio invited me

and said the door was open.

Mmm. Surprise.

Okay. Maybe you two need some space.

No Rose, we can't split up. - Elena, nothing scary is happening.

Nothing scary is happening? We're here in darkness.

And the only thing that came back on was the TV

playing the scariest film I've ever seen.

And are we all just gonna ignore the teeth in the basement?

Stop talking in a British accent, please.

My accent is not the problem here.

It kind of is. Elena: What?

We are all so confused.

I'm a sponge. I can't help it, okay?

[deep vibations]

Rose in non-British accent: Okay. Seriously, is there someone upstairs?

That is so creepy. - Shhh. You're not helping.

I did not sign up for this.

What did you sign up for?

Uh, getting back together. Ignacio: What?

Uh...uh...

I...miss you.

Fuck me. Elena: Oh, yikes.

I think he needs to say more than just I miss you.

Yeah. Like

I'm sorry. - Okay. Thank you. Be quiet now.

Continue.

Uh, yeah. No. That, that was actually all.

Oh, you beautiful, beautiful idiot.

This, is why I never liked you. Jayden: What?

I thought we had like an enemies to lovers thing going on.

Excuse me. [doorbell rings] [Elena gasps]

Karla: Who even rings a doorbell?

Elena: Who is that?

Rose: Are the doors locked?

[doorbell rings]

Will...

[clears throat]

Can we...

all go together

please?

[ominous sound]

[ominous sound swells]

Rose: There's No one there. Karla: I'll get the door.

[ominous sound continue] [door creaks open]

Oh fuck.

I forgot I ordered donuts. [ominous sound fades]

Rose: What? Igancio: Oh, now the ligts come on.

Rose: I can't believe i'm going to say this, but...

[Rose's voice trails off] [giggles]

[ominous sound returns]

[loud scream]

[distant scream]

[mellow soundscape emerges] [meowing]

[sound fades out]