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I don't know what he did, Charlie.
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The teacher called
and told me to come get him.
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I want it on the record
that if the kid was running...
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...a blackjack game under bleachers
he didn't get it from me.
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What? I said, he didn't.
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Well, I can assure you he did not learn
that kind of crass behavior from me.
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Maybe I should wait in the hall.
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Hold on.
What is he doing here?
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Well, my car is in the shop, and Charlie
was nice enough to give me a ride.
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No, Charlie was nice enough to call you
a cab, but you wouldn't take it.
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So, what's going on?
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Your son gave his teacher the bird.
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Okay, I want it on the record
that he didn't necessarily...
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Charlie, just leave it alone.
What exactly happened?
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I was writing on the board
and he thought I couldn't see him.
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- Is this true?
- Yeah, I really thought she couldn't see.
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I'm afraid this kind of behavior
is grounds for suspension.
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- Maybe we can catch a matinee.
- Yeah.
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Jake, why did you flip
Miss Pasternak off?
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Excuse me. We don't end our sentences
with prepositions.
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We say,
"Why did you flip off Miss Pasternak?"
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I think that answers your question.
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Jake, why did you flip off
Miss Pasternak?
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Because she picks on me.
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Jake, I don't treat you any differently
than any of the other students.
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- Yeah, right.
- Shut up.
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You know, I'd like to talk
to your parents alone.
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- Come on, Jake.
- What, I don't even get to tell my side?
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Buddy, you're 11.
You have no side.
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This isn't my fault. I was provoked.
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- You were provoked?
- Yeah, it means...
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I know what it means.
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And it doesn't matter.
What you need to do now is apologize.
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- But I'm not sorry.
- You don't have to be sorry.
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Just say it and look it. You've got those
big, cute kid eyes. Use them.
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- That would be lying.
- That's your line in the sand?
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You muttonhead, you just flipped off
your teacher.
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- Yeah, but I was being honest.
- And look where it got you.
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I think I just lost my innocence.
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He's really a very well-behaved boy...
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...but he has had some problems
dealing with our separation.
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That's true. Although it wasn't so much
a separation as a kicking out.
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I sympathize, but if I gave
special consideration to every child...
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...whose parents are going through
divorce, I'd be getting the finger all day.
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We're not saying
he shouldn't be punished.
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- He certainly should.
- But just let us try to handle it.
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By "us" he means me.
I always have to be the bad guy.
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You're better at it than me.
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Than I.
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You are such an ass.
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- Can we have a moment, please?
- I think that'd be a good idea.
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And it's,
"May we have a moment, please?"
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Stop it.
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Miss Pasternak.
I'm sorry, we haven't officially met.
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- I'm Jake's uncle, Charlie.
- Hello.
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And I am really sorry.
This may not be my place...
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...and if it's not,
I am really sorry...
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...but Jake has something
he wants to say.
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I am really sorry.
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- And I'm really sorry too.
- Why are you sorry?
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The kid may have gotten
the rude gesture from me.
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I'm not used to being around children
and, well, I am really sorry.
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Well, thank you. I appreciate it,
but it doesn't change what Jake did.
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You're right.
You're absolutely right.
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Jake, go to the vending machine...
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...and get Miss Pasternak
a peach Snapple and a bag of Skittles.
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It is Miss Pasternak, right?
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Now, this one's called
"Read Between the Lines."
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You're giving the finger,
but you've got plausible deniability.
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Cool. Like the Itchy Eye.
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Exactly. Now, this one's called
"the Slow Crank."
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Charlie.
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As you can see, it's effective
but lacks deniability.
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- Dad, check it out. Balloon Finger.
- Okay, that's enough.
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Do we need to be teaching him
more ways to flip people off?
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Flip off people.
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Charlie, do you realize how close
he came to being suspended today?
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- I do.
- And do you understand...
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...how lucky we are Miss Pasternak
decided to give him a chance?
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Lucky? Sure, why not.
Let's call it luck.
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What does that mean?
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It means I'm too modest
to call it skill.
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- Hey, Dad.
- What?
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How come only one finger
is the bad finger?
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I don't know, Jake.
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This one's okay, right?
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Right.
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- Dad.
- What?
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Anything?
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No.
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I don't get it. Who decides?
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Uncle Charlie, I had a weird dream.
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And it's getting weirder.
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Hey, buddy.
Why aren't you asleep?
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I'm hoping I am.
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- Hello, Jake.
- Hello, Miss Pasternak.
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Listen, buddy, Miss Pasternak and I
are kind of having a sleepover.
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Because we're like, you know, friends.
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No way.
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Jake, I'm only your teacher
from 8: 15 to 3:00.
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After that I'm just a person
like anybody else.
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This is more wrong than the time
I saw Santa peeing at the mall.
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Okay, why don't we wrap up this
after-school special and call it a night.
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Don't worry. This won't change
anything between us at school.
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So you're still gonna be mean to me?
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That's right.
Same old junkyard dog.
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- Come on, buddy. Get some sleep.
- Oh, yeah. Like I'm gonna sleep now.
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- Do you think he'll be okay?
- Sure.
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He's just not used to seeing his teacher
out of the classroom.
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And her pants.
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I'll talk to him in the morning
and make sure he's okay...
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...and that he keeps this to himself.
- Thank you, Charlie.
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Oh, Miss Pasternak.
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Why do you never call me
by my first name?
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I don't know.
This just seems way hotter.
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- Charlie?
- Yes, Miss Pasternak.
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Do you think Jake believes
we're just friends?
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Why not? We are, right?
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I mean, once I get to know you better
I'm pretty sure I'd consider you a friend.
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Charlie, we both know
there's much more than friendship...
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...going on between you and me.
- Much more?
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How much more?
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Well, I know this is pretty quick
and I don't wanna use the L word...
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- Good. Thank you.
...but this feels an awful lot like love.
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I'm sorry, which L word
didn't you want to use?
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Oh, Charlie. Come on.
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- Let's go to sleep.
- Yeah. Like I'm gonna sleep now.
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- Morning. What are you doing?
- Morning.
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Making my world-famous huevos
rancheros for my brother and nephew.
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No kidding. What stupid thing did you do
you're trying to make up for?
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Why do you always just assume that...?
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I slept with Jake's teacher.
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Oh, Charlie, did you learn nothing
from the den-mother fiasco?
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It gets worse. The kid found out.
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- What about your brother?
- He doesn't know yet.
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Oh, hey, you made breakfast.
What's the occasion?
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No occasion. Just trying to help out.
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Well, thank you. I really appreciate it.
Good morning, Berta.
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Morning, you goofy, clueless bastard.
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Nice to see her in a pleasant mood
for a change.
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Yeah. Sit down.
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Have some huevos.
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- Fresh-squeezed orange juice.
- You squeezed this?
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No, it says it on the can.
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Okay, what stupid thing did you do?
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Well, funny thing...
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I slept with Miss Pasternak.
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Charlie, what were you thinking?
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What if Jake finds out?
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Okay...
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Oh, no! Oh, no! How?
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- He woke up in the middle of the night...
- You brought her here?
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Did you learn nothing
from the den-mother fiasco?
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- Hey, I kept him from getting suspended.
- Oh, that's how?
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- You're welcome.
- Are you crazy?
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No, but I have a sneaking suspicion
Miss Pasternak may be.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Don't worry, I'll deal with it.
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Oh, that makes me feel much better.
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So how did Jake take it?
Did he freak out?
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Not as much as you.
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- Morning.
- See? He's fine.
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Jake, do you wanna talk about
what you saw last night...
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...with Uncle Charlie
and Miss Pasternak?
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Oh, God. That really happened?
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Good, Alan. Way to go.
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Dad, can I be homeschooled?
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Listen, Jake. Don't worry.
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You go to school,
don't say anything to anybody.
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I'll tell her I can't see her anymore
and we'll forget this happened.
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Man, it's like Cub Scouts
all over again.
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- I hope you saved room for dessert.
- I saved room for you.
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You sure?
Because I'm just empty calories.
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How about a nice fruit cup?
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Two fruit cups, please.
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Listen, Delores. We need to talk.
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Oh, call me Miss Pasternak.
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No, let's keep this friendly.
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Dolores, you're a terrific woman and
I've enjoyed being with you very much...
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...but I know deep in my heart
that you can do so much better than me.
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- Okay. I understand.
- Good. Thank you.
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You're insecure. But don't worry.
I am not going to abandon you.
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No, no, no, that's not
what I'm worried about.
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See, Delores...
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I'm a bad man.
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I'm a player.
I go from woman to woman and then...
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Charlie, that's the past.
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I'm not going to give up on us,
and you wanna know why?
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Why?
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Because somebody told me
that we belong together.
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Really?
It can't be somebody who knows me.
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Oh, he knows you very well.
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And he loves you even more than I do.
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Our union has been ordained, Charlie.
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What? Come again?
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After we fornicated...
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...I prayed for forgiveness
and I was told not to worry about it.
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By the same guy?
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There's only one guy, Charlie.
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And his loving hand has been guiding me
ever since I quit pole dancing in Reno.
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No kidding. Which club?
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- Did you dress like a schoolteacher?
- It doesn't matter.
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What matters is the same hand
that delivered me...
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...from my life of degradation
has brought me to you.
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For what? More degradation?
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No. To help you become a better man.
To achieve your potential.
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Now sit up straight
and eat your fruit.
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- All right.
- All right, what?
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All right, Miss Pasternak.
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Hey, Charlie. Guess who.
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I know we didn 't make plans for tonightbut we really should get together...
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... and talk more about this pathwe are on and where it's heading.
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We know where it's headingbut it would mean a lot to me...
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... to hear the words come outof your mouth.
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Your beautiful, blessed mouth.
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Call me, sweetheart.
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Boy, it's weird being on the other side
of one of these calls.
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I can imagine. Well?
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- Professional opinion?
- Please.
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Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
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Yeah, I thought so.
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I mean, she barely knows you.
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Where does she get off
being so forward?
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Rose, we had one night together and you
handcuffed yourself to my refrigerator.
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That was different.
We were meant to be together.
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Okay, I was gonna ask you
the best way to end this...
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...but I realize now that breakups
may be outside your area of expertise.
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Yeah. I do mate for life.
I'm like a penguin that way.
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Plus, I like to slide across the ice
on my belly.
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Uncle Charlie, guess what happened
with Miss Pasternak today.
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- I'm just about to break up with her.
- Oh, no, don't, don't.
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- Why not?
- Look at this.
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Hey, you got an A in history.
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- Way to go, Jake.
- Look at his answers.
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"Abraham Lincoln signed
the Emancipation Proclamation in pen."
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For this he got an A?
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Everybody got an A.
She was, like, happy all day.
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She even gave me back
my fake dog poop.
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Charlie, I gave you this poop.
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00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,994
You broke into my house
and left it on my pillow.
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Still, you regifted.
241
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,196
And I thought you were a classy guy.
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00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,554
Jake, why don't you go to your room
and do your homework.
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00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,756
She didn't give us any.
First time ever.
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I love you, Uncle Charlie.
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- Oh, man.
- Yeah.
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00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,678
Yeah, I think you know
what you have to do.
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00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,151
- Break up with Miss Pasternak, right?
- Hell, no. He's getting A's.
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He hasn't gotten an A
since naptime in kindergarten.
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- But he's not learning anything.
- Charlie, get your priorities straight.
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00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,915
I'm trying to get him
into a decent middle school.
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After he's accepted he can learn
that Sacajawea...
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...wasn't "a bag full of jawea."
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00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,874
- Ready for dinner?
- Charlie!
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00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,792
It's so good to see you.
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00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,835
It's okay to see you too.
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00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,837
- Charlie.
- What?
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00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,028
- Gum.
- Oh, sorry.
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00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,438
What a great day I had.
259
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,795
All the kids were so well-behaved.
Even Jake.
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- That's nice.
- Can I tell you a little secret?
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I never really cared for Jake.
262
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,708
But you said you treated him
like all the other kids.
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Well, you have to say that.
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So where are we going to dinner?
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00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,313
I hadn't really decided.
266
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,833
You came unprepared?
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00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,033
Charlie, you have so much potential
if only you'd apply yourself.
268
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,955
All right, I gotta tell you.
269
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,109
My weirdness bar for chicks
is pretty high...
270
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,438
...but you are clearing it
in street shoes.
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00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,794
You're mad at me.
272
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,391
- No, no.
- Yes, you are.
273
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,832
- No, no. Not... Not mad.
- Then what's your problem?
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00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,354
Nothing. Forget it.
Let's just have a nice evening.
275
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,511
Oh, Charlie, that is so sweet.
276
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,079
Let's never fight again.
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00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,473
Oh, no. I hate it.
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00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,920
Hey, can I use the restroom?
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00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,913
May I use the restroom?
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00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,911
Oh, right.
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00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,670
- May I?
- You're excused.
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Thank you.
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00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,793
Charlie.
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00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,599
Look, I'm really sorry
it didn't work out with Miss Pasternak.
285
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,192
You gotta know,
I went the extra mile to make her happy.
286
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,909
Alan, you know what that means,
and Jake, you'll understand someday.
287
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,075
Oh, come on, guys.
I said I'm sorry.
288
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,600
Okay, she's being really unfair
with all this homework.
289
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,479
You know what I'll do?
I'm gonna complain to the principal.
290
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,471
Maybe you should date the principal.
291
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,991
Very funny.
292
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,434
Is that an option?
293
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,837
Because I would if it would get me
out of writing 2500 words...
294
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,718
...on The Red Badge of Courage.
295
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,193
Man, book reports suck.
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00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,990
- Dad.
- Yeah?
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00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,391
Please keep him away
from my karate teacher.
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