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(popping, banging)

(birds twittering)

(man) This was the best of all possible worlds.

But even here, a little help was necessary.

And that's where Troy came in.

(siren wailing)

(man) Troy supplied feel-good pills

to all the kids at Hillside.

And, in this way,

happiness was spread all around.

Life could not possibly be any more wonderful.

Lainie, listen, do you feel like something's missing?

Has your energy level been noticeably low lately?

Believe me, I know.

- (video game in background) - Believe me. Yes.

Right. So if you would choose at this time

to upgrade to the full platinum package,

you would start to see the

changes that I'm talking about.

Mm-hmm. No. No, no, no.

I don't want you to think of these as vitamins.

- (boy) Ah, son of a bitch. - (woman) Charlie!

I am doing VeggiForce.

(Charlie) Yes!

(woman) Oh, absolutely.

Can I...? I...

Can I tell you, it has completely changed my life.

You see?

It has given me an entirely new life system.

Good for you, Lainie. Good for you! I'm so happy.

(dogs barking)

(faint music plays)

- (music gets louder) - (people laughing)

(doorbell chimes)

Oh, Dean, hello.

It's so wonderful to see you.

Troy's out back in his little hideaway.

Dean, do me a favor.

Get him to turn his stereo down just a little bit?

- Sure. - Great. Thanks so much.

(laughing)

(indistinct chatter)

(muffled music plays)

(rock music playing loudly)

Troy?

(turns music off)

(indistinct, muffled chatter)

(muffled laughter)

Goodbye, Dean.

Goodbye, Mrs. Johnson.

(alarm beeping)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(man) Uh, Dean. I was hoping to

get your opinion on something.

Can you come in here for a minute?

It'll just take one second.

Publisher sent this over.

It's for promotional events. You know, book signings, lectures...

(chuckles) ...TV.

You got a good eye. What do you think? Is it too much?

What do you want, Dad?

Let's have a seat.

I want to talk to you about Troy.

- Come on, I told you everything already. - You told us the facts.

What we're interested in now is how you feel about it.

- Dad, who's we? - Well, your mother and I, of course.

And... and...

I guess a lot of people. You threw us all for a loop there, pal.

Hold on a second.

Is this a therapy session?

- Is that what you're doing? - No, not at all.

- You think I'm crazy? - Of course not.

We're just talking here. Man to man, all right?

- Just talking? - Absolutely.

Man to man?

OK.

Dean, I know Troy was your best friend.

Actually, we weren't really friends.

We hung out sometimes, that's all.

Did you have a better friend than him?

I don't really have any friends. You know that.

Strictly speaking, Troy was your best friend.

And how do you feel about

the suicide of your best friend

in the world?

Real shitty.

Come on, son, make an effort for me.

Dad, I told you before.

I'm not all broken up about it.

I know I'm supposed to be. I'm just not.

You're really not?

- No, I'm sorry... - No, no. I...

I understand how someone might respond like that.

What are you writing?

Dad, I thought we were just talking man to man here.

Just one second.

Dad, if you write about me again in another one of your stupid books,

- I'm gonna kill you. - Stupid?

There are several major book chains around this country

- that would disagree with you. - All right.

The Happy Accident will pay your college tuition.

- All right! - Fine.

(father) Let me ask you this.

Mrs. Johnson suspects that Troy

might have been selling drugs to some of the kids at school.

- Yeah? - How do you feel about that?

I feel then it must have been unfulfilling for him.

That's very interesting.

Why do you say that?

Because he killed himself.

Dean, a young life was taken,

and from the moment it happened,

you ignored it like it was nothing.

You didn't even tell any of the adults there at the party.

- Can you explain that? - I didn't think you would...

- What? - ...care!

This is called Viloprex.

Now, don't fight me on this, I prescribe this to lots of kids.

You want me to take that?

It's just something to give you a little...

...balance.

- OK, let me have it. - Oh.

OK. Wonderful.

(turns on radio)

(* Placebo: Pure Morning)

(school bell rings)

* A friend in need's a friend indeed *

* A friend with weed is better *

* A friend with breasts and all the rest *

* A friend who's dressed in leather *

* A friend in need's a friend indeed *

* A friend who'll tease is better *

* Our thoughts compressed which makes us blessed *

* And makes for stormy weather *

Lee, can I get some by the end of the day?

Yeah, I'll see what I can do.

- My dad's coming to visit this weekend. - I understand.

Our supply is a little low right now.

Prozac, Haldol, it doesn't matter.

Anything to get me through till Monday.

- I'm almost out of Ritalin. - Ritalin.

I gotta check. I don't know if we have it.

I still got a few left.

He's here all weekend.

I'll see what I can do, man.

Got any Vicodin?

(bell ringing)

(boy) Hey! Psycho!

What happened to your boyfriend?

Come on, he's all tied up and waiting for you, Dean.

(kids laughing)

Don't ignore me, Dean.

Don't ignore me!

Don't ignore me.

(woman) Here it is, Mrs. Bratley,

with all the changes, exactly as you ordered.

I lowered the neckline just a touch.

The crystal beading, which is a special-order item,

but we have to talk about that later.

The buttons, which are covered...

Oh, well, it's wonderful.

It's absolutely wonderful.

(both) Oh.

Michael.

Michael.

Oh... yes.

I can see the changes this time.

It's just really... It's amazing.

(woman) Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

We had to put a lot of projects

on hold, but that's OK.

Because it's really just...

Michael, you didn't even look.

Anyway, the fit will be exactly the same.

So, if you like, I can ring it up for you now.

Um, can I see the veil and the dress together?

Can I do that? Can I see the two of them together?

(woman) Well, I don't know that we can do any more alterations before Sunday.

Well, I just want to see the two of them together.

I don't think I'm being unreasonable.

Of course.

You all right?

I mean, after what Billy did this morning?

It's fine. I don't care.

- I'm Crystal. - I know.

Everyone knows who you are.

You don't like to talk much, do you?

Or is it just that you don't like talking to me?

What do you want?

I just want to say I'm sorry, that's all.

Oh, are you a part of that?

No, but they're my friends.

- The guys that did it. - Oh. Nice friends you have.

Well, better to have no friends at all?

Honestly? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

You know, that's why you get so much shit, right?

The way you act like you're smarter than everyone.

Well, I don't torment people I don't know.

- I thought you said you didn't care. - I'm talking about Troy.

Since you can't apologize to him for this morning,

I guess apologizing to me is enough to make yourself feel better, is that right?

You know what? I was really wrong.

You're definitely not smarter than us.

And why is that?

Because Troy was my friend.

How'd you know Troy?

Are you apologizing to me now?

No.

You really don't care what people think, do you?

No.

- That's a nice trick. - Thanks.

Uh, I studied in the far East.

Maybe you could show me how it's done.

Step one: years of ridicule.

What if I start by sitting next to you?

Um, it's probably not a good idea.

I'll take my chances.

How do you eat that stuff?

- This? - Mm-hmm.

Pretty much in the standard way.

You know, if I ate that every day, I'd have a big, fat ass.

Is that your greatest fear?

No, but, um...

...it's my mom's greatest wish.

- That you be fat? - No. Just fatter than her, anyway.

Sounds healthy.

(boy cheering)

Is it true that you found Troy?

- Why? - I'm just...

- ...wondering what really happened. - Just wondering?

So you want me to tell you a bunch of gory details, is that it?

It's impossible trying to talk to you.

You know, I read this statistic

that the average kid sees something like...

...10,000 dead bodies on TV before he turns 18.

Is that what it was like?

Like TV?

No.

It was nothing like that at all, really.

How'd you know Troy?

Listen, Dean, I should have asked you this like...

Jesus! Crystal, just suck his dick, why don't you.

- Billy. - Did you ask him?

- Ask me what? - Both of you guys get out of here, OK?

Oh. I don't think she asked him.

Ask me what? What are they talking about?

(Billy) Here's the deal, psycho.

Troy has something we need and since you guys were such good butt-buddies,

you're gonna go get it for us.

Get what?

Crystal, what's going on?

Pills, dipshit.

Pills, go get us the pills

and maybe I won't have to kick your ass.

Uh, Crystal, you were right.

I'm really not as smart as I thought I was.

I really believed you, you know?

- Wait, Dean... - You were right about something else.

It's not that I don't like talking.

No. It's just that I don't like talking to you.

When I am designing a family room,

or an outdoor seating area,

I think, "What is the principle?"

- The principle? - The guiding principle.

And I know you don't think in these terms,

- Well... - It's about balance.

It's all about balance.

Right.

- Michael. - Hmm? Yes, Terri?

Can you pick up Charlie from school?

I think I'm gonna be here a little while longer.

OK, sure.

Believe me, if I told you the story of how we met,

I mean, you saw the scar on his head?

- Mmm. - He was almost killed.

And I rushed over...

(car engine starts)

(police radio)

(tires screech)

Hey, listen, Lou...

Hey, you know, just because you're the mayor

it doesn't mean you're above the law.

You have to let Terri move on with her life.

You have to move on, yourself.

Mm-hmm. You might want to pay that ticket right away.

I'd hate to have to hit you with a warrant.

Hold on, Lou. Let's talk about this.

- (telephone ringing) - (bell ringing)

- Two "F's" in Stiffle? - Hurry up.

(phone ringing)

There's two Stiffles.

What?

There's two Stiffles. Dean and Charlie.

Who the hell's Charlie?

Oh.

(door closes)

(door opens)

F/A-18 Hornet.

Perfect vision. It's a gift.

Which one of you is Charlie?

- You're Charlie? - Yeah.

Damn. You're teeny-tiny.

- Hey, you wanna come with us? - No way.

Look what we got.

What?

- Goddamn it, Lee. - There he is.

Come here.

Who the hell's that?

That is Dean's brother.

- Hi. - Hi.

(car horn honking)

Shit. My parents.

- Those kids again, Lee? - We're doing a group project.

- (both groan) - (mother) With them, Lee?

- You think they care what grades you get? - Mom.

Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top-tier school.

- Yeah. - You don't get into a top-tier school,

maybe you got to settle for a second-rate job.

Maybe you don't have the life you want.

Maybe each and every day you wake up and wanna crawl back into bed

and tell the world to go to hell.

We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.

We've all worked hard together.

So, come on, champ, hop in the car.

- It's for school. - (sighs)

Just look at our little man.

All right, Lee.

All right.

Sorry about that, Mr. Parker.

(telephone ringing)

(phone continues ringing)

Can someone please answer the goddamn phone?

Hello?

Ask for Dean.

Uh... Is Dean there, please?

Yes, he is. Who may I say is calling?

- It's Billy. - One moment, please.

- (phone beeps) - Dean?

(mother) Telephone.

Telephone, honey. Some boy named Billy.

All right!

- (phone beeps) - What?

(Billy) Dean?

- What do you want? - We got Charlie.

- Who? - Your brother. We kidnapped your brother.

What are you talking about, man?

I got him right now, man. He's scared shitless.

Why did you kidnap my brother?

So you know I'm not fucking around. I want the stuff from Troy.

- I all ready told you... - I don't think you're listening.

You are going to get me Troy's drugs.

- Or what? - Don't push me, psycho.

- Or what? - I'll kill him, that's what. I'm gonna kill him.

I'm not fucking around, man. I swear to God!

I'll cut off his fucking head!

(video game sound effects)

Fine. Kill him.

- What did he say? - Maybe he really is crazy.

- What did he say? - He said for us to kill him.

(phone beeps)

So, who are you guys calling?

Your brother.

- Who? - Your brother, Dean.

I don't have a brother.

- Charlie Stiffle? - Charlie Bratley.

(laughing)

Michael. Honey?

Charlie, Mom's home.

Charlie. Do I see your sheet music not put away?

Charlie, do I need to make dinner?

Charlie?

(Billy) You're supposed to be the smart one, Lee.

We all messed up. Just forget it already, OK?

It's this one right here.

Thanks for the ride... and the burger too.

Wait.

I gotta get home and do my homework.

Will you shut up a minute?

Billy, he has nothing to do with Dean.

Maybe that doesn't matter.

Charlie?

Charlie?

Honey, please open the door.

OK, look.

I know this whole wedding thing is not easy for you,

but it's not like I'm asking you to think of Michael as your father.

Lou will always be your father.

- Oh, we're up here. - Terri, I'm glad you're home.

I had to leave work.

It's this book. I just can't put it down.

- I was really hoping... - Wonderful, honey. A little later?

- Oh. - Sweetheart, would you mind opening another bottle for us?

- Thank you. - OK.

(woman) What does he do? Really?

And is he...? He is.

Yeah, well, I guess we could meet him at least.

Hey, honey, I have to go. A bunch of handsome young men just came to visit.

- OK. Ciao, baby. - (phone beeps)

- Hello, boys. - Hi, Mrs. Falls.

It's Jerri, please.

- Who's this? - That's Charlie.

Well, hello, Charlie. I don't think we've met.

Hi.

So, what sort of trouble are you kids up to tonight?

We kidnapped Charlie to blackmail this guy into giving us a stash of drugs.

Very funny.

Except, we got the wrong one.

We wanted to get Charlie Stiffle,

- but we ended up getting Charlie... - Bratley.

Charlie Bratley.

Wait a minute, Bratley? Is...?

Is your mother Terri Bratley,

the designer, Terri's Interior Visions?

Uh-huh.

Isn't she getting married to the mayor on Sunday?

- He's gonna stay here tonight, OK? - Sure. No problem.

Um, can I get you anything? Some blankets, pillows...

- Mom, we're fine. - OK.

And what is this?

- It's a tuba. - Wow.

Maybe we could have a concert later?

- Mom. - OK.

You kids have fun. I am gonna put on my bikini.

Anybody wants to go for a swim...

(Terri) But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I possibly can.

- (machine beeps) - Hi, Terri.

Um, Mrs. Bratley, I'm sorry.

Um, your machine just cut me off.

My name is Jerri Falls, and I live in the Ocean Crest development.

- Anyway, I um... - (machine beeps)

(phone dialing)

(phone ringing)

(Terri) This is Terri Bratley of Terri's Interior Visions...

Hi, I'm Jerri Falls.

Cannonball!

(phone ringing)

- (phone beeps) - Hello?

- (Crystal) Dean? - Jesus. Can't you guys just leave me alone?

- I'd love to, but I can't. - Oh, yeah? Why not?

- I need your help. - Yeah, I doubt that.

- You know it all, huh? - What do you want?

You know how Billy said he kidnapped your brother?

Yeah, yeah, that was a pretty lame bullshit job, huh?

Yeah, well, it wasn't all bullshit.

He did take a kid. He just took the wrong one.

Wrong what?

The wrong kid.

Even though it has nothing to do with you now,

he won't let him go.

I don't believe you.

Hold on.

Charlie! Charlie!

Billy, get off of him.

Charlie, come here.

- Hello? - Who is this?

This is Charlie Bratley.

Those guys kidnap you?

I think so.

- That sucks. - I guess.

- Where do you live? - 25720 Sunnycrest.

What do you mean? I live on Sunnycrest.

Yeah. I know.

(sighs) Put Crystal back on the phone.

Listen, are you guys just fucking with me again or is this real?

No, I think this is pretty real.

- Yes? - Hi. Uh, is Charlie here?

Uh, he's not really in a talking mood.

- But he is here. - I'm sorry. Who are you?

- Oh, I'm Dean. - Isn't it kind of late?

- It's for school. - Oh.

OK. Come right in. See if he'll talk to you, at least.

- His room is right there at the top of the stairs. - All right.

- So, you're a friend of Charlie's? - No, not exactly. No.

Yeah. He doesn't have a lot of friends, yet.

He's... he's not really socially gifted.

But he's a good kid, basically.

Listen, I just...

Good night. Thanks for coming.

No, no, no. I'm still here.

Wait, I've got an idea.

Have you eaten yet? Why don't you stay for dinner?

Oh, honey. I don't think tonight is the best night.

But I can get that special ordered, right?

(Terri gasps) Oh, Michael.

- Hmm. - Oh.

I don't care if you have to fly it in from the moon.

Just have it here by Sunday. Thank you.

Terri, wait. Wait.

(Terri sighing)

Is there anything else?

Uh, yeah. Could you tell Charlie I said goodbye?

- OK. - OK.

Hello, Allie.

Carrie, hi.

How are you?

- Am I interrupting? - No, come in.

I'm just in the middle of making dinner.

Would you like a glass of wine?

Well, I left the car running.

I just wanted to come back

and return your dish and say thank you.

It has been such a relief to not have to cook lately.

Everyone has been so nice.

- Oh. - What?

This dish...

Oh! Oh, my God.

This is not the right one?

Oh, I got so many, I mean,

I've been driving around all night returning them.

Like I say, everyone has been so nice.

I don't believe I brought over a casserole.

(timer dings)

Can you hang on just one second?

Allie, am I making a mistake here?

Bill and I were meaning to come over, really.

You just get so busy.

No, but I'm certain.

I mean, you came over, we had coffee.

We talked, right?

Or am I...

...just imagining the whole thing?

Is that what I'm doing here?

Am I just imagining all of it?

I'm sorry. You just get so busy sometimes.

I'm so embarrassed.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Here you are, preparing a nice family dinner...

(Allie) Would you like to stay and eat with us?

And I come in and just interrupt everything with no reason at all.

- Why don't you stay? - I really can't.

I have so many dishes to return tonight.

Everyone has been just so unbelievably nice.

- So, we'll see you on Sunday? - Sunday?

Oh, don't tell me that I forgot your invitation too?

Troy's memorial.

- It's this Sunday. - Of course, Carrie.

Right. We're looking forward...

We'll be there.

Oh. And...

...I wanted to let you know, just in case you were wondering...

Yes?

In no way, whatsoever,

do I blame you for Troy's death.

Good night.

(Jerri) Crystal, come over here.

We're gonna have a concert.

I'm fine here, Mom.

(Jerri) Baby, don't be shy.

She's been filling out a little bit lately.

Which is completely natural for your age.

I just hope I look as good as you at 35, Mom.

Go ahead, Charlie.

Yeah?

I mean, you are 35, right?

Actually, I'm 39, sweetheart, you know that.

- You're 39? - Anytime, Charlie.

I don't have my sheet music.

The only one I really know by heart is Tequila.

Well, for someone almost 40, you look great, Mom.

Well, thank you so much, sweetheart.

40 years old. Wow.

There's no real... I don't know. The marching band,

the melody doesn't usually go to a tuba.

We know the tune. We'll recognize it right away.

- More wine, Jerri? - Oh, I would love some.

You are such a charmer.

Did you know I'm going to

the Air Force after graduation?

- Did you know that? - No.

They accepted me for the pilot training program.

Just like your dad, right?

No. No, he was just a mechanic.

He couldn't even pass the eye test, but me, perfect vision.

- Mmm. - 20/20.

- It's a gift. - Wonderful.

- (both giggling) - (Jerri) It's wonderful.

- Miss Falls? - Jerri, please.

Any time. Let's do it.

(woman on TV) The Chumscrubber.

(male voice) I live in the city.

I live in an apartment above the cloud left by the blast.

I'm one of the lucky ones.

One morning,

I woke to find that my head was

no longer attached to my body.

(screaming, laughter on TV)

(male voice) I'm not dead,

but who could call this a life?

(creature) Get ready to die.

So I did what I had to do.

In a world of freaks and subhuman creatures...

...I became the chumscrubber.

(echoing) Chumscrubber.

(TV show still playing)

(phone ringing)

- Hello? - (Dean) Crystal?

- Yeah, it's me. - Hi, um...

Listen, I just want to ask you something.

When this whole thing is over

and we see each other at school, or wherever...

Yeah?

Uh... I don't really know how to say this...

No, what is it?

Well, it's um...

(TV plays in background)

Can you just...

...leave me alone?

- What? - No, I mean it.

- Leave me alone. - I didn't mean for this all to happen like this.

Don't try to act like you know me.

Don't bother me, just don't ever talk to me again.

Well, why the hell would I want

to talk to someone like you?

Exactly.

I'll get you Troy's pills tomorrow.

(phones beep)

(water running)

(blows one long note)

(dogs barking and howling)

Let's go, Michael. We have a million things to do today.

Terri, could we slow down for a minute?

- I was up all night... - Morning!

(Michael) I really want

to talk to you about this book.

(Carrie) Certainly a lot of activity around your house lately.

Well, I am getting married tomorrow.

Oh, I know. That's just so wonderful.

But I did want to ask, I don't mean to be rude...

- Oh, go ahead. - Well, uh,

your people are parking just wherever they like.

- Oh. - And the cleaning crew?

Those Mexican folks,

they backed right into my yard.

Look, here, you can see.

Just right up over the flowers.

- Not a word of apology. - Oh.

Oh, you mind if we deal about this a little bit later on?

Oh, I didn't mean to cause a problem, especially now,

while you're preparing for your wonderful wedding.

It's just that I have a million things to do today.

I know exactly what you mean

because I'm having the service for my son tomorrow

and I have things to prepare, as well.

And I will definitely need my fair share

of parking spaces for my guests.

I understand.

I don't mean to be a nuisance.

- Not at all. - But, um, oh, I did want to tell you,

just in case you're wondering, in no way, whatsoever...

Point taken!

I can't believe the nerve of that woman.

She knew it was my wedding this Sunday.

Can't she find another date for her memorial?

(Allie) Dean? Honey? Breakfast!

(exhales)

Were you watching me?

No.

I must've been slobbering all

over myself like a retard, huh?

You look nice.

(laughs) I bet.

Come smoke with me.

OK.

- (video game sound effects) - (humming)

Have a seat, honey, it's all ready.

- Turn off your game now. - (Charlie) Shit, Mom.

What did I tell you about swearing in this house?

- You're against it? - Right. I am against it.

- I'm not hungry. - Just have some eggs then. You have to eat.

- OK, I've gotta go. - What?

I've got a meeting with the agents.

We're talking foreign distribution today.

Bill, it's Saturday.

I... I was just hoping we could all do something together as a family.

- I'm not going anywhere. - Has anyone seen my case?

- That's a great attitude, Charlie. - Welcome.

I just brought it out. I just had it.

Dean, you have to eat something.

I just said I'm not hungry.

(Bill) It's just a side effect of the medication.

Isn't there a more natural way we could treat his problem?

- My problem? - A bunch of vitamins isn't gonna help.

They're not just vitamins.

OK, I could really use an extra set of eyes here.

I could make you some pancakes.

You like pancakes.

Mom, I don't... No, I don't want pancakes.

I'm fine, Mom. I'm fine.

- Anyway, I have to go. - What? No.

- Where are you going? - Do I have to explain everything I do?

I'm just meeting some friends, that's all.

Really?

(Dean) Don't act too surprised, Mom.

No, why would I be?

- (Charlie) 'Cause no one likes him, Mom. - Oh, Charlie.

(Charlie) Everyone thinks he's crazy.

I'm asking everyone, please. Has anyone seen my case?

For crying out loud. It's right here on the

goddamn, son-of-a-bitch counter!

(laughing) All right, Mom.

- (Crystal) How old are you? - (Charlie) Thirteen.

- Then why are you so small? - (sighs) I don't know.

Just am.

My dad put me on this Bulk 2000 for awhile,

this powder stuff,

it ended up costing him $400, but after a couple of weeks,

I got really bad diarrhea.

I ended up losing, like, eight pounds.

My dad went ballistic.

You don't smoke, do you?

Sure. Well, no.

Well, here's a secret.

Don't act like somebody you're not.

You do that long enough, you'll forget you were acting.

And so will everyone else.

(tuba playing)

(Billy) I was actually thinking

of going out for marching band,

seems that's what the chicks are into, right, Crystal?

Yeah, that's right, Billy.

Charlie nailed me all night long.

It was unreal.

What the hell did you do that for?

'Cause I'm a stupid bastard.

Let's get the fuck out of this place.

Charlie...

My mom gave this to me on my 12th birthday.

I always hated this stupid thing.

(Carrie) Hello, Debbie? It's Carrie.

Johnson. Oh, I guess it is early.

Right. Well, I'm calling because

I just wanted to tell you,

in case you were wondering, that in no way, whatsoever,

do I blame you for Troy's death.

(door closes)

Hello, Timmy? Is your mommy there?

Well, can you take a message, sweetie?

All right, write this down.

In no way...

Don't ignore me, Dean.

(doorbell rings)

(silent scream)

(rustling)

(music on radio)

I didn't know we were entertaining.

We're just going to my room for a while.

Who's the kid?

- Charlie. - Damn, you're teeny-tiny.

- I'm holding him for ransom. - Uh-huh.

Yeah, I should probably get home.

My mom's getting married tomorrow.

I was married once.

Problem was if my wife never really...

We're just gonna go inside.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Come on, let's go.

(music playing on stereo)

(panting)

Come here, shitballs. I'm gonna teach you something.

Come here.

Come here.

Listen, if someone tries to

kick your ass in high school...

To be honest, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyway.

But if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this.

All right. Come at me like you're gonna hit me in the chest.

Hit me right here in the chest.

Come on, hit me right here.

- (Charlie grunts) - No, man, like really do it like you got a pair.

Really do it. Come on, come on.

(grunting)

(both) Billy!

That was good. that was good.

- He's about half your size. - Are you all right?

Are you fucking kidding me?

What are we doing here? We're fucking kidnapping this kid.

Am I the only one that fucking remembers that?

You're such a dick.

- (Billy grunts) - What the hell is wrong with you?

(Crystal) Billy, get off of him!

Hey!

Who put that knife in the wall?

I did.

- You're gonna fix that. - It's my room.

No, this is not your room.

This is a room in my house.

This is my room.

So then you can fix it.

Come on. Come on.

- I'm actually getting concerned about Charlie. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah, he just seems so angry lately.

It's the florist.

Yeah, you're running a little behind?

No kidding. How about a little fired?

I mean, how is he with you? Any better?

I haven't seen him much lately.

What do you mean? You must've talked yesterday.

No, we didn't talk at all.

Jerri Falls?

Well, then that is just plain rude. I'm gonna have to have a little talk with him then.

See that one? It's not bad, if you're on a budget.

What's rude?

Jesus, this woman keeps calling me.

- (phone beeps) - When you picked Charlie up.

- When? - From school.

He wasn't there.

What do you mean? You didn't pick him up?

I figured he walked. I mean, I

saw you guys talking last night.

Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.

Oh, goddamn it.

I see you, Lou!

Don't think I don't see what you're doing.

Can't you see I don't fucking love you anymore?

(siren wails)

Let's go. Chop, chop.

- (doorbell chimes) - Look at this.

The First Couple of Hillside right here at my front door.

- Hello. - Hi, I'm Terri Bratley.

- Nice to meet you. - This is my fiancé, Michael.

Of course, I know the mayor. It is an honor, sir, an honor.

Oh, I apologize for any inconvenience with Charlie.

Oh, it has been such a pleasure

getting to know your son.

- Oh. - He is such a nice boy.

- And he's so talented and so nice. - Thank you.

- I really like him, he's lovely. - Is he all set?

- Charlie! - Well, um, actually...

They just... They just went

gallivanting off somewhere.

But I'm sure he's fine. They're just having so much fun together.

I'm sure. It's just that I have

a million things to do today.

- I bet. - My God. This house.

What? What's wrong?

- This is where we met. This is where it all started. - (gasping)

- This is... This is... - (Terri) Oh, you're right.

- You're absolutely right. - (Jerri) What an amazing coincidence.

(Terri) Believe me. If I told you the story of how we met...

You saw the scar on his head?

- (Jerri) Yes. - He was almost killed.

- Really? - I rushed over, it was so romantic.

It's the perfect arrangement,

because I'll design the next development, he'll fast-track the permits.

And it doesn't hurt that he's so good-looking, right?

- Well, a woman only gets married once, right? - Yes.

And if that doesn't work out, it's the woman's prerogative to go all out on the next one.

Will there be very many single men at your wedding?

Well, would you like to come?

Oh, I would...

- Would that be OK? - Of course, I don't see why not.

That would be...

Oh, my God.

Michael... Michael, what happened?

- Nothing, nothing. - Did you fall in the pool?

No, I... Yes, I fell in.

I'm gonna get you a towel.

What's the matter with you?

Something big is happening.

What?

I feel like there's another person inside me.

Jesus Christ, get a hold of

yourself. This is embarrassing.

You should really take your shirt off.

- You're gonna catch a cold. - Oh, um...

Is that good? You're so wet.

We're leaving.

Um... Is he...? Is he OK?

Oh, he's fine. He hasn't

eaten all day, he's a diabetic.

(chuckling) I'm not a diabetic.

If your energy level is low, I

have these wonderful vitamins...

(video game sound effects)

(Charlie) What the hell's wrong with you?

Psycho.

(phone ringing)

- Hello? - (Dean) Crystal?

I got it. Let's just meet at the Promenade and get this over with.

Listen, I don't know how we got here,

but I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

My dad would probably say there's some great cosmic reason for all this.

And we'll all be better people, right?

Well, I don't know.

My dad also says I'm crazy.

Dean, you're not crazy.

There are several major book chains around the country

that would probably disagree with you on that point.

I'm my dad's favorite subject and, um...

I have to go.

- Dean. - I'll meet you at the mall.

(sighs) It's just a beer, Mom.

You don't have to explain yourself to me. I trust you.

Hmm. I wonder what that would be like.

If we could just switch roles and...

...you could be the parent and I would be the child

and you could tell me what to do

and I would listen to you and I would trust you.

Are you OK?

I was supposed to be making a casserole right now for Troy's memorial service.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

My basic energy level's been noticeably low lately.

- (Allie laughing) - Mom, I'm sorry.

- I have to go. - Nope.

Do not explain yourself to me, I told you not to do that.

(sighs)

(video game sound effects)

F-17 Tigershark.

He's here.

Took you long enough.

Here, this is everything Troy had.

Is this the kid?

Yeah, that's him.

- All right, let's go. - All right.

Fine.

Wait a minute. Wait.

- What? - What is this shit?

- What? It's all there. - VeggiForce?

(Crystal) Dean, what are you doing?

Yeah, this whole bag here.

You trying to give me a bunch of stupid vitamins?

They're not just vitamins. No, no.

This is an entirely new life system.

(grunts)

Billy, leave him alone.

- Kick his ass. - Shit.

Get off him.

(both grunting)

(cries out)

Stop! Stop it. What are you doing to him?

- That dude's crazy. - You saw the whole thing.

- He started hitting for no reason. - (Dean) Let go of me!

Get off of me!

You stay right here. Honey, honey call the cops.

Crystal! Hey!

Get off of me! Crystal!

(honking)

(phone ringing)

OK, so, now, you want to tell me

about this fight at the mall?

No, not really.

(Bill) Dean, make an effort for me, please.

I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for all of this, officer.

(Lou) I'm all ears.

Dean?

The guy at the mall was Billy.

He and the other two forced me to steal drugs from my friend.

Troy? Who's this Troy?

(Dean) Troy Johnson. He's dead.

He committed suicide, sir.

Hmm. I don't understand.

I told them no, so to force me to do it, they kidnapped my brother.

Wait a minute, are you kidding me? You got a son who's kidnapped?

No, wait a second, listen. They got the wrong kid.

And they said if I didn't get the stuff from Troy, then they were gonna kill him.

- You just said he was dead. - (Bill) He is, officer.

- Dean... - So I did it, only Charlie...

...my little brother, Charlie,

switched the drugs on me. And I wound up with a bag of my mom's VeggiForce.

- VeggiForce? - It's this vitamin line that she hocks.

VeggiForce! I know that stuff.

Right, I know, VeggiForce, right. OK.

Hey, you don't happen to know if they make a weight gainer for kids?

- I could check, I guess. - Anyway, that's why we got in a fight.

- 'Cause he wouldn't let the kid go. - Which kid?

The kid who was kidnapped.

OK. I think I understand.

You were fighting with a guy

who's kidnapping and drug smuggling with a guy who killed himself.

- Yeah. - Yeah, well, that's great, Dean, you know?

Only there don't happen to be any reports around here of missing kids, so,

how do you explain that?

I can't. I can't explain that.

Officer, uh, can I...?

I mean, what's his name, this kid, this missing kid?

- What's his name? - Charlie.

- Charlie what? - Charlie Br...

Officer Bratley, could you step outside a minute?

I'd like to talk to you in private, please.

- Officer Bratley? - Are you gonna make some sense out of this?

- I believe I can, yes. - All right.

- You stay put. - (chuckles) Yeah.

I kinda wanna go home now.

I'm not having fun anymore.

(Charlie sighs)

- Ow. - Billy.

Well, at least let me set you a plate.

Listen, I spoke to a colleague of mine at the hospital.

These are a stronger version

of what I've already given you,

but, hey, listen, they're perfectly safe, OK, pal?

Oh.

Look, Terri, if I could just talk to you here.

Michael, I'm just gonna take a bath, OK?

- It's been a long day. - We have to talk!

Michael, I have done absolutely everything to prepare for our wedding.

Everything! All you have to do is show up.

OK? That's it. Show up.

Please don't leave me, please don't leave me, please don't leave me.

- You are gonna listen to me. - No.

It's about the day we met.

There's something I never told you.

(indistinct chatter)

Have you seen my son, Charlie?

Hillside is growing.

And this is what it's all about.

This new Ocean Crest development

is exactly what...

- (thud) - (Michael) Oh!

(crowd gasps)

(Terri) I am so sorry about this, Mr. Mayor.

Michael.

Oh. I'm Terri.

Bratley, from Terri's Interior Visions and...

I actually designed all of this.

Mmm. Wonderful.

I feel... I feel so different.

Look at this. The footprints...

- (woman) Yeah? - (man) Look, it's like...

- (woman) Yeah, look at this. - (man) Like dolphins.

(man 2) Dolphins, that's right.

Dolphins.

(crowd murmuring)

"To begin, each of us alike to actually conjure magic.

This must finally be our goal as free-willed beings.

The joyous acceptance of a pure state of synchronicity,

through the seemingly random happy accidents of our lives."

Don't you see?

Nothing is random.

Nothing happens by chance. There is a power at work here.

A power greater than all of us.

Don't you see what this means?

I just love you so much.

(sighs)

Oh, Michael. Oh.

I was so scared. Oh.

Oh.

Tomorrow...

...I'll show you everything.

Yes, I am Dr. Stiffle. Yeah.

You know my book? So, you've heard of me?

And my book.

Ah, yes, yes. I see that you are familiar with my work.

(grunting)

To actually conjure magic.

(rustling)

- Terri? - Honey.

Now, do you see my vision?

(gasps)

Oh.

(Allie) Dean, Charlie, breakfast.

(door slams)

(gasps) It's not coming off.

I thought you understood, honey.

Do we have any paint thinner?

Go to the garage and look for some.

- Paint thinner. - Paint thinner?

Or maybe some white paint? Um...

We'll just put, like, a... a coat of white paint over all of it and uh...

- And no one will see it. - You're not making any sense.

- Why would you do that? - (doorbell rings)

Don't answer it, don't answer it!

- You need to calm down. - Don't answer it.

- Where's the beautiful bride? - Hello. Come right in.

How wonderful, the dress.

Ah.

Guys, I really need to talk to you about something.

Where are the keys?

It's about that kid, Charlie.

I think we, uh, kinda kidnapped him.

Here they are.

That's not funny, Lee.

Listen to me!

We've had him since Friday.

I don't know what to do.

All right, Lee, let's just calm down.

I'm sure you didn't have a part of whatever those kids are doing down there.

Dad, it just started out as a joke. I didn't think Billy was really gonna do it.

- A joke? - Wait a minute.

Is this a kidnapping or not?

That sort of thing just doesn't happen around here.

Because if it is, I'm going to have to call the police.

- The police? - In our home?

Just a minute. I'm talking to Lee.

Lee, is it a joke or not?

No. It's nothing.

No, you don't have to call anybody.

(sighs)

Well, I, for one, did not find that very funny at all.

And neither would a top-tier school.

You guys, just go.

Everything is totally fine.

(mother) Our little man.

Yeah, we'll always be here for you.

(sighs)

I don't know why it came to me as a dolphin.

It's just a sign.

It could have been anything.

But now I'm aware of a connection

that I didn't even know was missing.

Maybe we've all been missing it.

Lou, I'm so glad you're here.

- We need to talk. - Uh, now is not a good time.

Talk to him. We need to get some closure here.

Closure? Where's Charlie?

- (stammers) Uh... - Where is he?

Excuse me, could you help me hold up this end, please?

Hey, I'm getting married today.

I love Michael now, I thought I made that perfectly clear.

Charlie?

- Where is Charlie? - I don't know...

- Why don't you know? Is he missing? - ...exactly. No!

- Where is he? - He is just out gallivanting.

Gosh darn it, honey, you pierced his dorsal.

Let's see some fucking blood, already.

I probably would have been with some football player, if I hadn't met you.

And I guess I just want to thank you for keeping it interesting for me.

It's definitely not the usual thing.

Who wants that, right?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let's just stop, Billy.

Let's just quit this thing with Charlie, forget about the pills.

And everything. Let's just stop.

OK?

It's over.

Sit down!

Guess it doesn't matter what you think.

Lee.

(clocks ticking)

Lee?

Oh, good. Sit right down, what can I get you?

Charlie, Bill! It's getting cold.

Good morning.

Do you think that's appropriate

for a memorial service?

I think I'm gonna shoot on over to the wedding instead.

What are you talking about?

As you know, I covered death extensively in my first two books.

I've done grieving to death.

Maybe I'll get a few insights at the wedding.

Multiple marriage couples. Got to be a new book there somewhere.

But how is it going to look

if we don't go to the memorial?

If it means that much, you go ahead and go.

We should all go together as a family.

I understand your feelings. Maybe you can make the same effort for me.

Well, it looks like you have a choice to make.

The wedding with him or the memorial with me.

Dean, it's your decision, him or me.

I think it's best if he stayed home today.

(Allie) He can make up his mind.

He's practically an adult.

(Bill) As a therapist, it's my opinion, he should avoid anything upsetting for awhile.

(Allie) As a mother, it's fucking important he learn how to function in the real world.

(Bill chuckles) I'm not going to get into an argument with you now.

(Allie) Let's not argue. Let's sit down and have a meal together.

(rock music plays on stereo)

(sobbing)

(doorbell rings)

- Hello? - Hi, is Dean here?

- It's for school. - Well, go ahead then.

He's right up the stairs at the end of the hall.

Could you do me a favor?

Would you get him to turn down his stereo down just a little bit? Thanks so much.

(muffled music plays)

(music getting louder)

Crystal, come on in.

- Dean, I need your help. - (Dean scoffs)

- It's Troy, he's back. - That's not funny.

Crystal, you remember Troy? You guys were friends, right?

She wasn't my friend. Is that what she said?

Oh, uh, Troy says you guys weren't friends.

Dean, there's nobody here.

Tell her to fuck off.

I don't think Troy wants to see you right now.

Troy is dead. I mean, he killed himself.

No, no, no. He's back. He's not dead.

- Troy, tell her you are not dead. - I am not dead.

You see?

But who could call this a life?

Oh, here we go.

Troy?

Dean?

(panting)

- Troy? - Dean, stop it.

What do you want?

Look, this wasn't my fault, OK?

He didn't even tell me, OK?

He was my best friend and he didn't even tell me he was gonna kill himself.

(sobbing) I could've stopped him.

I wish I could've stopped him.

I'm sorry.

Dean...

Dean. Dean, Charlie's gonna get hurt.

Dean!

Nobody else cares.

- We become adults. - OK.

And as adults, we formulate a plan.

This is what I need in order to be happy,

or, um, this is what I will struggle and sacrifice and bleed for.

But what we really need to do is stop struggling

and recognize there is a greater plan for us all.

Is it really that easy?

It's so clear to me. What we've been searching for is right there,

staring us in the face. We just have to reach out and grab it.

Hello.

Dr. Bill Stiffle?

In my home? Is this really possible?

Uh, yes, yes.

I see that you are familiar with my work.

I just want you to know that none of this would have been possible without you.

Carrie?

(indistinct chatter)

(clocks ticking)

(siren approaching)

Whoa! What the hell's going on here?

If they find him now then they know we kidnapped him!

(Lee) If they know we kidnapped him, our entire lives are ruined.

- We go to prison. - What do you want to do?

- I'm gonna kill him? - Yeah.

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Get him, Lee! Whoo!

Kill him!

(chattering)

(gasps)

Yeah, motherfucker! Whoo!

(panting)

(panting)

- He won't die! - You are such a pussy.

He's stronger than he looks.

You do it, then.

No fucking way, Lee.

Here.

Take it.

What if he tries to grab the

knife away from me or something?

- Just fucking stab him really quick. - Like where?

Stab him in the fucking stomach.

He's gonna bleed all over the floor.

- Who fucking cares! Do it! - (Lee) Shut up!

Come on, you little pussy. Do it, you bitch!

- Don't push me. - Stab him. Fucking kill him!

- Ow! - Oh, shit!

You stabbed me in the stomach!

I did it. I did it, Billy.

- Is it deep? - Is it deep, Charlie?

Fuck you!

- (sighs) - It isn't deep.

Well, fucking pardon me!

Do it again! Come on, man! Do it!

(clocks chime)

- Do it again, Lee. Do it, man! - Shut up!

Get him! Do it!

- Whoo! - Aah!

Holy shit!

- Let go of the knife. - Fucking stab him again!

- Let go! - Stab him!

Fucking kill him.

(Crystal) What are you doing!

My eye!

Oh, shit!

Help!

(Billy wailing)

(Billy screaming) Help me!

Gonna kill you!

Gonna fucking kill you!

Wait. Charlie, hold on.

Yeah, it's not my fault. It's not like I wanted to do this.

Charlie, it's over.

- Get out of the way. - Give me the knife.

(shuddering) Get the hell out of the way.

Don't ignore me, Charlie.

I want to help you.

Does it look like I need your fucking help?

(sighs)

My eye! (grunting)

(indistinct chatter)

(screaming) Help!

Somebody help me!

I can't see!

(laughter)

Somebody help me!

(Billy) Somebody help me!

(indistinct murmuring)

(Billy) I'm blind!

Help me!

(siren wailing)

(panting)

Somebody help me!

Aah!

Twin engine P-38 Lightning.

Charlie!

Charlie!

My God! Where the hell have you been?

- What happened to you? - I was kidnapped, Dad.

Oh my God, you're bleeding! Are you OK?

(Lou) No, he's not OK. He just told me he was kidnapped.

- You didn't even know. - (Terri) Oh, don't try to blame this on me.

Michael.

- (Terri) What kind of father are you? - (Lou) A good father.

(Terri) I'm a good mother. That's right.

(Lou and Terri arguing)

It's my fault.

I know it is.

I didn't even know him.

I didn't know my own son.

Troy wanted to play guitar in a rock band.

Be famous.

But he knew he wasn't any good.

And he felt stupid for wishing that.

He had a crush on this girl since he was 13.

That he never talked to.

But he probably wished he would've.

He liked you.

But he felt sorry for you and...

...he was afraid he would be like his dad.

He was really, really smart.

But, uh, he kept all his ideas to himself,

unless you asked.

He took great pictures of people

without them even knowing.

I miss him, you know?

He was my friend. He was my best friend.

And I hate myself,

that I didn't even know he was about to do this.

Thank you.

(man) Lee explained how it happened.

He tried to be as helpful as he could.

Yes, ma'am. It was Billy's idea.

He said he'd kill me if I told anyone.

(man) And so Billy learned not to be a bully.

Dr. Stiffle's book tour kept him away.

Are there any questions?

Anything?

Anybody?

(man) Mrs. Stiffle finally found a family

that truly appreciated her.

We are a part of the VeggiForce family.

All of us together,

working for an entirely new life system!

(man) Terri got the worst of it.

I'm just asking you to have the smallest amount of vision.

(man) Her vision was never realized.

Please!

(man) The mayor got out of politics for good.

Well, in terms of the physical execution,

there's only one guiding principle that I rely on,

and that's balance.

I mean, it's all about balance.

- Hi, baby. - Hi.

(breathing rhythmically)

(man) And Charlie was sent to live with his father.

Breathe! Come on, get tough. Get tough.

Get tough, come on. Those people are gonna beat the crap out of you.

Punch, tough, smack that guy with both hands, right in the mouth.

Come on, push! Yeah. That's it, that's it.

(man) Everyone says he's better off now.

Dean and Crystal escaped.

Together.

(echoing) And as for me...

I was dead... but now I live again.

So I will do what I have to,

in this world of freaks and sub-human creatures.

And this time, I will not be ignored.

I am...

(echoing) ..the chumscrubber.

(* Phantom Planet: Our House)

* I'll light the fire *

* You place the flowers in the vase *

* That you bought today *

* Staring at the fire *

* For hours and hours *

* While I listen to you *

* Play your love songs *

* All night long for me *

* Only for me *

* Come to me now *

* And rest your head for just five minutes *

* Everything is good *

* Such a cozy room *

* The windows are illuminated *

* By the evening *

* Sunshine through them *

* Fiery gems for you *

* Only for you *

* Our house *

* Is a very very very fine house *

* With two cats in the yard *

* Life used to be so hard *

* Now everything is easy *

* 'Cause of you *

* La la la la la la *

* La la la la *

* La la la la *

* La la la la la la la *

* La la la la la *

* La la la la *

* Our house *

* Is a very very very fine house *

* With two cats in the yard *

* Life used to be so hard *

* Now everything is easy *

* 'Cause of you *

* And I'll light the fire *

* And you place the flowers in the vase *

* That you bought *

* Today *