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[phone ringing]

I'm sorry, all operators are tied up

at the moment.

If you'll hold the line,

the first available operator will assist you.

Yes.

Oh, God.

They're going to be here in 1O minutes.

Don't worry.

Don't you have to go on duty?

I am on duty.

[background noises]

Where's Stephanie?

Oh, what?

I don't know.

Somebody better take over her board.

I don't work until 7:00.

Clock says 5:00 still.

I'm sorry,

all operators are tied up at the moment.

If you'll hold the line,

the first available operator will assist you.

I'm here.

I'm the nightwatchman.

I hear it.

Oh, don't stop.

Oh, hurry.

I fucking love this.

Where's Stephanie?

[phone ringing]

[beeping]

|'m sorry, all operators are tied up at --

[beeping]

Operator assistance.

May I help you?

Hello, baby.

You know what I like.

Hey, this is the big cock speaking.

Hey, how would you like me to eat your pussy?

At 7:00 am'?

[grunting]

I'm coming.

[bell ringing]

[moody synth music]

Bill?

What's going on?

I thought I heard a moan, but there's no one here.

Ah.

Wait a minute.

Oh, good.

No problem.

My computer reports are all here.

They're damn important.

Thanks, Bill.

I'm glad I could be of service, Mr. Fishbait.

See you.

What's that strange smell?

Why is my chair damp?

What's all this talk about MaBell

buying up the companY

and replacing us with computers?

I'll tell you this, guys.

In the 1O years that I've been with this company,

I've seen a lot of things happen

that no computer could figure out.

That's for sure.

I've been here for six and a half years.

I'd like to see a computer try to understand

some of the things that people want.

I swear, sometimes I feel like

a translator for the United Nations.

That's all part of the job.

I just hope I can keep mine.

I'm sure if the company realize

what a service we provide,

they wouldn't want to replace us.

Maybe I could speak to some of the linemen.

They might be able to help us out.

Well, Cindy, you just better be careful.

Every time one of those pole climbers

gets a good look at you,

they seem to want to install

a new service in you.

Uaughter]

Here comes the most beautiful supervisor

in the phone business.

Really, Loni, if you'd have been around

old Alexander Graham Bell

in his tinkering days,

I'm sure messages would still move

by Pony Express.

David, you say just about the nicest things

a person could say,

and it happens to be the truth.

You do look great today.

Oh, girls -- and David,

our token toward equal opportunity.

Thank you.

I've got to talk to you about a subject

that's become unavoidable.

Is that about

losing our jobs to the computers?

Well, you're half right, Cindy.

I came to tell you that they're seriously

considering switching over,

but I think I have an idea

to keep that from happening.

Good.

I'd hate to be out of a job.

Just when I found one

that I don't screw up so badly.

Cindy, someone that looks like you

isn't going to have trouble

finding a willing employer.

I'm worrying about me.

Now, hold on, gang,

we're jumping overboard.

I'm just telling you that the company

is giving serious consideration

to the computer idea.

I personally don't feel any machine

could replace human assistance.

It's great that you feel that way,

Loni, but what do we do to convince the bigwigs?

Well, that's why I wanted to meet with you

this morning before the shift starts.

I have an idea.

We're willing ears.

Let's hear it.

We prove to the company that we give

the kind of service

that no hunk of hardware could ever give.

The job is satisfying the customer,

and if we do it better than the machines,

the company will have to keep us.

How do we prove that to the big shots?

Well, from now on, when you answer

an operator assistance call

and you think

you can help them out yourself,

do your best to help.

Then, when you're finished,

suggest to them that the way of showing

their appreciation would be a call

or a letter to the company or to Fishbait.

If we really go out of the way to help,

positive responses should start

coming in real soon.

What do you say?

Let's do it.

I still want my paycheck.

Whatever it takes, I'll do it.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Well, let's get to work, folks.

Let's show them.

Let's do it.

Sir, I'm connecting you right now to the --

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Yes, ma'am, that number is --

I'm afraid not, sir.

I do my best.

Thank you.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

I'm sorry, didn't see your listing for that.

Yes, ma'am --

No, ma'am, I don't have that information.

Okay, one minute.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Yes, ma'am, we have that number.

Can you hold for just one minute?

Thank you.

Operator assistance, can I help you?

Operator assistance, can I help you?

You want the area code for Kansas?

That would be 913.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Oh, yes, you sure can.

I'm building an addition onto my house here

and I'm having a little trouble

with my framing instructions.

I was hoping you'd give me

a number of a construction company.

Oh, I'll help you, sir.

Service is our business and we aim to please.

Oh, good.

Well, look,

I'll tell you what I've done so far, okay?

It says hereto use 1O 2x12s

and then run an L brace into the corners.

Then you run a tong along the groove

of the floor with a three-quarter inch CPD, okay?

But I have a question.

Do I put braces up all along the sides

or do I just knock these braces off'?

Well, I think you should remove your braces.

It might make it a lot easier for me

to understand you.

I know I felt great

when I took my braces off.

Oh, good.

That sounds simple.

I'll try it, you hold on just a minute.

[jaunty music]

Whoa.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Yes.

I bet you got a nice, hot pussy

just waiting for me.

Sir, your number is now being traced.

You bet I got a hot pussy.

What's your name, honey?

Dick. Big dick.

Well, I'm sure that name fits you fine.

Bet you got that big dick

just waiting for me right now.

You bet, you bitch.

I'm going to fuck you real good.

When I'm done with you,

you won't be able to walk for two weeks.

Your cunt's going to be so hot and wet,

you won't be able to take it.

Oh, Dick, you get me so hot.

My pussy's on fire just thinking about

that big dick of yours inside of me.

God, you should see how swollen my lips are.

Juice is running down my thighs.

After I fuck you in the cunt,

I'm going to fuck you in the face.

Then I'm going to fuck you in the ears,

then I'm going to fuck you between the tits,

then I'm going fuck your armpits.

Then I'm going to eat you

like you've never eaten before,

then I'm going to suck your ass.

Then I take my great, big hose

and ram it in your sweet little asshole.

I'm going to fuck you in the ass, bitch.

Oh, I can just imagine how it's going to feel

with that big cock pumping

into any of my holes.

Oh, so good.

I want to lick you all over

and I want to fuck you all over.

Dick's getting bigger in my hand, bitch.

You feel it?

Yes.

Oh, I want to get in there.

I'm going to swell up your cunt lips.

Oh, yes.

I want to make your pubic hair stand on end.

I want to make your clit tingle.

Ring the chimes of your cervix.

I'm going to batter your womb.

Oh, yes. I want to pound into you.

Oh, don't stop.

Holy mother, fuck.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, this is what it's all about.

Oh, yeah.

Alexander Graham Bell, where are you?

Ride me.

Loni, take a note.

I have a problem with dampness in my chair.

I'll check the humidifier for you.

Good thinking.

Now, about this change over.

The board is going to make the decision

in the next two weeks.

You think your operators can show

their true value by then?

I have a great group.

I think they'll be showing results

before you know it.

Don't you have any influence with the board?

Wouldn't you talk to them?

They'd listen to you.

I need a substantial reason

to go to bat for you, Loni.

They have highly paid consultants

who claim that the change

to computers is inevitable.

That computers service the public better.

What reason could I give in your defense?

Well, I don't know of a better reason

than humans give more personal attention.

Yes.

Perhaps if you were to give me

some of that personal attention,

maybe I could help.

Well, we all like you, but of course,

there's the company's no fraternization policy.

Screw the no fraternization policy.

We both know that policies

were made to be broken.

Maybe if we were to work a little closer,

I'd vote for the operators.

Mr. Fishbait.

It's your move, honey.

Just remember I have the key vote.

Well, couldn't hurt.

Your cock is so big.

Oh, yes. Don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

What a ram.

Oh, this is worth every cent on the dime.

Oh, yeah.

You feel it all the way to your tonsils,

all the way towards your tongue,

all the way to your kidneys.

I'm close to coming.

You're getting close to coming, right?

Are you close to coming?

This is what I meant

by a little more cooperation.

You're really cooperating.

This is so exciting.

I never dreamed you'd be like this.

You're going to get my vote, that's for sure.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go on over to the sofa.

Oh, fuck me, baby.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

I'm done.

I can feel like it's bigger.

When I cum, I'm going to blow you apart.

I'm going to squirt hot juice all over.

That's nice.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

It feels so good.

Are you ready to cum?

Are you ready to cum?

Oh, God.

I'm going to cum.

Cum in me.

I'm coming.

Oh, baby, I'm coming on your face.

Oh baby, it feels so good.

Even on my face.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, sir.

Please feel free to call the phone company

anytime for assistance.

It's been a pleasure serving you.

If you enjoyed our service,

please let Mr. Fishbait, our general manager,

know that you're a satisfied customer.

[rock music]

It's wonderful.

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's beautiul.

Oh, God.

[phone ringing]

Damn.

[phone ringing]

Yes?

Yes, this is Mr. Big Richard.

I just wanted to tell you that your operators

are doing a great job.

Oh, really?

They've got a lot of enthusiasm.

Thank you very much.

I'll let them know immediately.

Loni, that call should please you.

Not like you just did.

What did they want?

It was an extremely satisfied man.

Think he said his name was Richard.

He complimented the phone company

on being so helpful and having

such enthusiastic employees.

Things could be looking up

for the endangered operators.

Damn it, Loni.

I've got this readout study that the company

has spent two years on.

They claim that the computers used

in the large cities can also be

just as effective

in smaller communities as well.

They say that it's much more sophisticated,

completely cost effective.

What's more, they spent tons of money

coming to that conclusion.

I'm afraid it doesn't look good

for the operators.

I think we're going to have

to go to the change over.

You know, we don't plan on just giving up.

There's that smell again.

Ocean Valley Central

to all field repair trucks.

Effective immediately, gentlemen,

all repair calls are to be handled

on a priority basis.

New installations are to be put

on the backburner until all other problems

have been solved.

Shall I repeat or do you acknowledge?

How about it, guys'? Tom? Jim?

Coming through loud and clear.

Is that you, Cheryl?

You sure sound good, baby.

Hey, will I see you on my break?

Jim, this is business, not social.

My asshole brother doesn't care.

He lets me do what I want,

because I get things done right

and he never catches any shit

with the stockholders.

That's no way to talk about Mr. Fishbait.

He's your brother and he's also your boss.

You know he's no fun.

He won't let us pole climbers

get near you beautiful ladies.

Got to go, Jim.

Ocean Valley Central out.

It's beautiful.

We just may be onto something here.

God, he's a wizard, isn't he?

Well, just keep it a secret between the two of us

and leave everything to me, okay?

Okay.

Operator assistance, can I help you?

Yes, I'm building an extension

onto my house here

and I had a little trouble

with my electrical wiring.

I was wondering if you can connect me

with an electrician?

Well, sir, maybe I could help you.

My old boyfriend used to say

I could really light up a room.

Okay.

All right.

Well, let me tell you what's going on here.

See, I have all the major voltage lines

that are clustered

and bound with crimp clips, okay?

They're secured into stripped, twisted ends.

The amps are good, the colors are coded,

and the lines are laid,

but I have a problem, okay?

I got these three wires

and they ain't got nowhere to go.

Two of them are black,

so I figure that they're grounded

so they ain't going nowhere,

but one of them hasn't got color.

I don't know if I should connect it

to the yellow box or the red box.

Yes,

I follow you so far.

Well, the problem is, you see,

I'm missing that page.

I was wondering which color

do I connect it to?

Well, I'm not totally sure,

but I've always preferred yellow.

It's so bright and cheery, don't you think?

Red is such an angry color and all,

but yellow is sunshiny days

and pretty flowers.

Red is so bold and firm,

and so much hotter than yellow,

but ye||ow's warm and everything.

Yes, I think we should go with yellow.

It's so confusing, isn't it?

Yes.

Look, all right, I'll try it.

What can I lose?

Hold on.

[screams]

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Hello, operator, yes.

I don't know exactly how to say this to you.

I'm sorry.

I'll stop laughing.

My name is Al.

My wife Linda and I are having problems

of a sexual nature.

I think that I must be doing something wrong,

because I seem to be hurting my wife.

Well, what does Linda have to say'?

Operator, I'm going to put you

on the speakerphone, all right?

I'm here on the speakerphone, operator.

I really, really, really love my husband

and I want to do anything to make him happy.

I love to suck his cock,

but we've been trying to deepthroat.

Every time I try, I gag and I have to stop.

I want to do anything in the world

to make him happy, operator.

Do you think you could help us?

Well, I can't say that I was the first

to ever deepthroat,

but I must admit that it's something

that I always do for my men.

Not that I sleep around a lot, you understand,

but I've never met a man yet

who didn't enjoy putting his cock

all the way down his woman's throat.

Oh, yes.

I'm excited just thinking about your cock.

Operator, what is your name?

Cheryl.

Okay.

Now, here's what I want you to do, Al.

Just relax.

We're ready.

Linda and I will do all the work.

Okay, first thing's first, Linda,

and that is to become very comfortable

with Al's cock.

What I mean is, get to know

every inch of it and every contour.

Slowly fondle it and use your tongue

to lick and suck it.

Are you sucking Al's cock, Linda?

Oh, yes.

It tastes so sweet.

Be sure to lick it all the way from the head,

all the way down the shaft

and put one of his balls in your mouth.

A little more.

Hum your favorite song.

He'll love the vibration.

Now, we want to make Al

as comfortable as possible,

and you must be real comfortable with his cock.

When you deepthroat Al,

your lips will be touching his balls,

so get them real hot.

You'll be feeling every sensation.

How you doing, Al?

This is by far the most incredibly

pleasurable torture

that any man could endure.

The further you go down on my cock,

the better it feels.

It's like a virgin territory

that hasn't been sucked yet.

Harry Reems, eat your heart out.

Oh, God, I'm so hot for Al's cock.

It's never felt this hard before.

It's hard as a rock.

It sounds like we're doing great so far, Linda.

Now, keep licking and sucking,

because I want you to make sure

that he's good and hard

before we go on to the next step.

Okay.

Now, I want you to stay relaxed

by taking longer strokes

with Al in your mouth.

Do it so that his cock

is touching the back of your throat,

but don't force it.

Just allow your saliva to get it really wet,

and this will help you get it down your throat

when you're ready.

Come on, Linda.

I'm ready to try it now.

It feels so good.

I can understand your enthusiasm, Linda,

but don't rush it.

Just keep going at the pace

that we're going at.

Pace? What pace?

I'm going crazy here.

Come on.

If you're feeling relaxed,

I think it's about time to do

what you set out to do.

First, relax your throat and breathe easily.

Now, start licking the head of Al's cock.

Now, start licking the head of Al's cock,

gently fuck your throat.

Don't rush it.

Let your throat get used to it.

Start working more of it down,

but remember to breathe now

and let your saliva coat the shaft

so that it slides down more easily.

Oh, that's good.

As deep you 9°-

That feels --

You're doing it.

Hallelujah, you're doing it.

Okay.

Watch this, baby.

I thought it would just be like a novelty,

but it really feels good.

Just take it in deeper.

Deeper.

Oh, God.

It feels like you could put

my balls in your mouth

and I could tell you to cockle once.

Little bit in.

It sounds like you're doing a great job.

Linda Lovelace ain't got nothing on you, honey.

Now, deepthroat his stiff cock until his balls

can't take it anymore.

He shoots his hot cum

all the way down your throat.

I feel like I'm in heaven already.

Al, Linda, are you still with me?

Oh, it was fabulous.

Thank you, operator. I mean, Cheryl.

Thank you.

Yes, thank you.

It was what I've always been wanting to do.

Well, I'm glad I could be of assistance to you.

Be sure to let the phone company know now.

They've been thinking

of replacing us with computers,

and I've never heard of a computer

who could give you that assistance.

Marie, you don't seem very enthused.

Aren't you feeling well?

I don't know.

I'm really worried about my job.

Ever since my rat of a father

packed up and split,

I've had to care for my mom.

She has been ill a lot.

I really need the money.

Dad was such a bastard.

We're all worried about the problems

of losing our job with cause,

but that's why we have to give

an extra effort to all our callers.

You can't stay down.

Yes, you're right.

I have been letting the depressing news

get the better of me.

I can't seem to snap out of it.

I'm really uptight about my mom.

Do you have any aspirin?

Sure, there's some in the infirmary.

Come on, I'll get you some.

The guy comes out into his front lawn

and there's that penguin standing there.

Policeman comes by and he says,

"Sir, you better take that Penguin to the Zoo,"

right?

Right?

[chuckles] Yes.

The next day, the policeman

comes by the same house

and he sees the man walking the penguin

down the side block and he says,

"Sir, I thought I told you

to take that penguin to the Zoo?"

He said, "Well, I did. Today, it's the movies."

Flaugh$]

Loni, I don't want to bore you

and you'll probably hate me, but I'll tell you.

I've always been jealous of you

and the other girls.

There's no reason to be jealous.

We all like you.

Is there a personality problem

anywhere with any of us?

No, it's nothing like that.

It's just that you're all

so experienced with men.

So sure of yourselves.

Loni, I know this will sound really stupid,

but I've never been with a guy before.

Intimately.

There's nothing wrong with that.

We all do what we want sexually.

Nobody forces us.

You just want to save yourself

for the right guy, correct?

No, that's not it at all.

I don't want to be with any guys.

None of them.

I don't trust men,

and lwould never want to make love with one.

Since I first got the job here,

I really respected and admired you,

and now I'm afraid I've fallen in love with you.

That's why when you touched me

I reacted that way,

because I wanted to so much,

but I figured you would never want

to make love with me.

Have you ever made love with anyone before?

No.

I tried with a girlfriend in school,

but I thought what we would do

would be really wrong.

I know you always speak negatively

about your father.

Is he the reason you hate men?

I guess so. I don't know.

Well, not all men are like him.

You'll find that out if you let yourself.

As for me, why don't you

just let me continue with the massage?

Trust me. I do.

Good.

Does that feel good?

Oh, yes.

Right there.

Oh, my God, you make me so --

You're going to make me cum.

[dreamy synth music]

Thank you so much.

It's my pleasure.

I feel so good.

Hey, Cheryl.

You're looking fine as ever.

[chuckles]

You never fail to compliment me, do you?

Am I really that attractive to you?

I should say so.

I see a lot of ladies in my line of work

and you're one of the fringe benefits,

so to speak.

Anyway, they like to have their phones fixed,

if you know what I mean.

Flaugh$]

Yes, I think I know what you mean.

If that's the case,

and there are all those lustful ladies

out there, then why are you so eager

to get together with me?

Well, you know when something

is too easy to get, it loses its appeal?

When something is hard to get,

it just makes the desire grow,

if you know what I mean.

That's very nicely put, Jim.

I'll accept it as a compliment,

but is that all that goes?

Well, if you liked that compliment,

you'll like that lustful look

that's been in my eyes all this time.

How would you like to accept

a little rendezvous

with this pole climber's pole

and see what else can grow?

Well, I don't exactly have a lot of time,

but what do you suggest?

Well, come with me, I'll show you.

This one was behind the plant in the corner.

That's good, I like that.

I landed that one right in the ashtray.

It was incredible.

Amazing.

You know the stain

in the ceiling in my new office?

No wonder you --

flaugh$]

That's how it happened?

Uaughter]

Oh, that was a good one.

This one was very, very interesting.

It's underneath my desk.

How'd you get that like that?

Isn't that incredible?

I don't know, Jim.

This is something else.

Last time I was in one of these was when

some kid in high school pushed me in.

Listen, sweetheart, I guarantee

you'll have a good time if you drop that spirit.

I don't know, Jim.

I've been with this company 1O years

and I've never been involved with anybody here.

I know all the younger girls

mess around like little bunnies in heat.

Even your brother chases me

every once in a while

with his tongue hanging out.

I don't know.

I just didn't want this to be so easy.

I want it to be special.

Isn't there any other way that we can do it'?

Come on, Cheryl.

You're hanging me up now.

I want you.

I wouldn't do that, I'm not that prudish.

I want you to work for my affections.

[chuckles]

I think I know of a way

where you can get what you want

and I can keep my job.

You got a plan, huh?

Yes.

Ocean Valley Central to truck two.

Do you read me, Tom?

Got you.

Fire away.

We have an emergency repair call

from Miss Wanda Driftwood

of 2503 Oceanview Road.

Sounds important.

You did such a good job with me this morning,

I thought this call could use your touch.

I told her it might take an hour,

so see if you can get over there sooner.

That's a big Roger, Nancy.

I'll get right on it.

Be there in less than 3O minutes.

Let's get back to work.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Is anybody there?

Yes, I need help.

I'm not going to make it.

Please.

Take a deep breath

and then tell me why you're not going to make it.

I can't.

It's not something we could discuss easily.

I'm so close to the edge.

I need to talk to a shrink.

We at the phone company are always trying

to help our customers.

By the sound of your voice,

you sound like a sweet girl.

Why don't you tell me

a little bit about yourself?

Maybe I can help.

Why don't you start with your name?

Mine's David.

David.

I still don't know.

My name's Carla.

Well, that's a good start.

Tell me what's bothering you, Carla.

I can't seem to reach orgasm.

Is that all?

Just relax and we'll talk about it.

You sure sound like a healthy young woman.

Why don't you tell me about yourself?

Well, I'm five foot two.

I have blonde hair.

Blue eyes.

Not a bad body.

You sure sound in fine shape.

I wonder why you can't achieve an orgasm.

Maybe you're not getting enough

correct stimulation,

or maybe you don't relax enough to enjoy.

Have you ever tried rubbing yourself

to find your most sensitive areas?

You mean masturbate?

No, I was always told that girls

that played with themselves

were up to no good.

Good girls just don't do things like that.

Carla, that's baloney.

Listen, what I want you to do right now

is get cozy, get naked,

and let me take care of everything.

Now, do exactly what I say.

Take a deep breath,

exhale slowly,

and rub your hands from your face

all the way down to your breasts.

Don't be afraid to stop whenever it feels good.

Now, gently explore your stomach

with one hand while rubbing

your breast with the other.

Cup both your breasts.

Squeeze them softly.

Use your index fingers

to stimulate your nipples, Carla.

When you touch your pussy, rub your clitoris.

Now, be as gentle as you like.

If you feel like you want to do it

harder and harder, go for it.

Get your fingers real wet.

Explore that part of your body.

Can you feel your perineum?

That's the tissue that separates

your vagina from your anus.

When I was in school, we used to call that the taint.

You know why?

Because it 'taint cunt and 'taint ass.

Oh, yes.

Carla, you can use the receiver

to rub your clitoris.

Imagine it's a big, hard cock

rubbing up against you.

Yes, come on.

You're doing great.

I can hear your juices saturating the phone.

Put your fingers inside.

Feel your muscles contracting.

You feel it?

That means you're close.

Real close to orgasm.

Damn, you're getting me hot just listening to you.

Oh, you're really cooking now.

Come on.

Is that you whistling, Carla?

Carla? Carla'?

Carla? Carla'?

David, I was spot-checking calls

when I caught your last one.

I must say, you certainly know what you're doing.

Where did you learn so much about women?

I don't know.

I was just doing my job.

Well, you seem to have taken care

of her problem quite satisfactorily,

and as your supervisor,

I feel it's my duty to take care of yours.

[moody music]

God.

Oh, that feels fantastic.

Oh, your mouth is so good.

So wet and warm.

Oh, God, Loni.

The best supervisor anyone could have.

Oh, you look so beautiful when you do that.

Oh, God.

Loni, you're wanted

in Mr. Fishbait's office, please.

I better get up there.

Listen, you get back to work

and I'll let you know what's up, okay?

Okay.

Just a minute.

Come in.

Yes, Mr. Fishbait?

You wanted to see me about something?

Yes, Loni.

Loni, we've been getting a lot of calls

from customers lately,

and all they want to do

is say thank you for our services.

In fact, we've never gotten

so many compliments.

It's almost as if they've gotten wind

of your plan.

Good.

Wind of those computer plans really stinks,

so I'm glad customers are finally

showing some appreciation.

Yes, it's most interesting.

Well, Loni, ljust wanted to let you know.

Thank you.

Please, do keep me informed.

I Will.

Thank you.

Ms. Driftwood.

Call me Wanda.

I'm hereto repair the phone.

You certainly don't waste much time, do you?

No, ma'am.

We try to service our customers quickly.

Not too quickly, I hope.

Come on in.

My husband's been gone for two weeks.

He'll be gone for another week.

I'm in trouble.

The damn thing won't work.

What's the problem?

My bell won't ring.

I also dropped this.

What about the phone here?

What about the phone?

I saw you watching me.

Did you like what you saw?

Want to see more?

If the phone doesn't work,

how did you call for assistance?

I got lucky, but it won't fill out my pussy.

What about you?

You like the way I look?

Lady, you just look good enough to eat.

[chuckles]

How long do these service calls usually take?

Ten minutes, maybe.

Oh, well, an hour and a half even.

Come on.

Let's see you service a customer.

I am hot and I need to cool down.

Can you repair that?

You got it, lady.

Call me Wanda.

Let's see what you can do.

Well, sexy lady,

I'm going to ring your bell.

Oh, yes.

You keep that up,

it's going to be a four bell alarm.

Did they teach you

all that from phone repair school?

They teach you everything

in phone repair school.

Yes.

Just like that.

Never enough.

Isn't good enough for you, huh?

Can you do that with your cock?

My Cock?

Long lines.

Long pole.

Good, good, good.

Do you promise?

Yes.

[chuckles]

Do more.

How many times would the phone ring

before you pick it up'?

Five at least.

Well, we got a long way to go then.

[Muzak]

Who's holding down the fort'?

David and Cindy are.

Cindy is so excited, she's hardly taken a break.

Nancy, there's something

I've got to tell you, but I can't.

There's a time, but trust us,

Cheryl may have saved the day for all of us.

Any news?

Everything seems to be going according to plan.

Now, we hope.

I'm praying Jim comes through for us.

Rest assured, he will.

If I know him like I know his brother.

[moody music]

Yes.

Is this operator assistance?

Yes, this is operator assistance.

May I help you again?

Yes, I'm doing this extension onto my house.

Hey, wait a minute.

Don't I know you?

I don't believe so, sir,

but can I be of some assistance?

That depends on how you look at it.

Everything I tried to build today

has been destroyed,

except for my gas fireplace.

Still, I want to build one of those gas jobs

so I don't got to clean it up

and it's easy to light.

You seem to know what you're talking about, sir.

Are you sure you need my help?

Well, you see, I ran the valve,

the pipe up through,

and I connected the valve and the knob.

The problem is, the gas is already on

and I don't know which way to turn the valve.

Think you can help me out'?

Oh, a fireplace.

That sounds so nice and romantic.

Why don't you just light it?

You think so?

No, I'm going to call the gas company.

All right?

No, a fireplace was designed to be romantic.

Just light it and enjoy.

Yes, I think you're right.

Hold on.

[moody music]

[eXplosion]

Please hold for one minute.

Motherfucker.

I do recognize that voice!

I'm going to go down there and get her.

Tease.

Excuse me, ma'am.

I was wondering if you could help me,

I want to find a supervisor.

Yes, I'm a supervisor.

Can I help you?

- You're a supervisor? - Yes.

Good.

I'm going to make this short and sweet.

There's this girl that works here.

She's a little dizzy.

She tried to help me,

things just haven't worked out.

She was so nice and sweet on her phone

that I just had to come down here

to meet her in person.

Do you think you can help me?

Well, I don't know.

This is rather an unusual procedure.

You say she really helped you?

Oh, you can't imagine.

The girl you're describing sounds like Cindy.

A very helpful girl.

Why don't you see if I can pull her off

the switchboard for a few minutes'?

Just wait down the hall in the infirmary.

I'll see you right there.

Thank you.

[quirky synth music]

All right.

I never thought I'd be doing this to keep my job.

Did you come through for us?

What do you think I am, some kind of a chump?

Of course I came through for us.

Listen, that asshole brother of mine

should be getting the word any minute now.

Look, Cheryl.

I don't want you to think of this

as some part of the deal, okay?

Just think of it as a new beginning.

Now, I'm not going to fuck you,

and I'm not going to make love to you.

I'm going to do both at the same time.

His name is Jeff.

He says the help you gave him

merited his personal thanks.

I'm very proud of you, Cindy.

He said he was building an addition.

Are you sure he was friendly?

Well, he seemed very nice.

Loni, you're wanted in Mr. Fishbait's office, please.

Well, he's in the Infirmary.

I'd better run.

- Okay. - Yes.

Thank you very much.

Yes. Would you hold, please?

Loni, I would not have believed

the response of our customers.

They seem appreciative of our operators.

I'm getting hundreds of calls.

I suppose now I'll have to go to the board

and try to convince them that our operators

are better than their computers.

I just hope they'll listen.

That just may not be necessary.

[moody music]

You're Jeff?

VVeH,yes.

You wanted to see me'?

God, you're beautiful.

What happened to you?

Is that from the fireplace?

Oh, no, ljust had a small accident.

Oh, you poor thing.

Sit down, let me clean you up.

Okay.

I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble.

No trouble.

Oh.

I think am in love.

People don't fall in love

at first sight, do they?

I think they do.

[moody guitar music]

Can I take this off?

Do you want me to?

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, I waited so long for this.

Oh, I never knew you were so nasty.

I like it.

I never knew you were so tight.

Oh, God. I'm going to cum.

[moody music]

I have an announcement to make.

I'm sure my idea would have

panned gold eventually,

but Cheryl here has saved the day

with immediate action.

We all owe her a big round of applause.

All right, Cheryl.

What's going on out there?

I don't know.

It sounds like a party.

Let's go see what it is.

Our jobs are saved, Cheryl.

How on earth did you manage that?

Well, guys,

let's just say that Fishbait's brother, Jim,

is not as dumb as he seems.

He works in the field

because he's a woman chaser,

but I checked his files

and I found out that he's virtually a genius,

an electronics wizard.

Cheryl may have just put an end to his days

as a womanizer as well.

I hope so.

Excuse me, troops.

I have an announcement to make.

I just got a call from Barton

this afternoon in the LA office.

It seems that that two-year computer study

was all fouled up.

When they re-ran the program

through the computers,

they discovered it was much too costly.

I just wanted to let you know that you all have your jobs

and they're safe.

Hot damn.

All right.

[applause]

What's going on here, what did I miss?

Just about the best news of the year.

Maybe the decade.

Definitely the week.

At least for today.

What gives?

We've done it, we saved our jobs.

We've proven there's no replacing

the telephone girls.

All right.

And me.

Come on, Jeff.

That's right.

Well, guys, it's been a long clay.

Who has the late shift tonight, anyway?

Cindy does.

Why don't the rest of us go to the Crazy Horse

and celebrate?

Say, around 7:30?

Sounds good.

Sounds great with me.

7:30 it is.

See you all later.

Bye.

Hey, Loni.

Marie told me what you did for her today.

I never know you were versatile.

I could use some of that attention myself.

What Marie and I did is just one thing.

What you and I could do

would be something totally different.

Mr. Fishbait won't be in his office

for the rest of the night.

We could go there.

Okay.

Well, I guess I'll go on home

and get ready for the party.

Wait. Wait, Mr. Fishbait.

There's something I've got to say to you

before I lose my nerve.

That's why I waited here to talk to you alone.

Yes?

You've been wanting me to go out with you

for a long time and I've turned you down.

Are you still interested?

Of course I am, but why the sudden change?

I guess you could say

I'm learning about myself.

I took a big step today.

Now, I'd like to take a bigger step.

I'd like you to make love to me,

but I've got to tell you that

I've never made love with a man before.

You want me to be the first?

If you would.

That's fantastic.

I'll be very gentle.

Oh, just relax.

Everything's fine.

I locked the door.

Nobody would bother us here.

[moody music]

Hope I don't hurt you.

I'll try to get two fingers in.

Show it to me.

There it is.

Show me your clit.

All right.

Oh, yes.

Does that feel good?

Oh, baby, yes, so good.

Oh, yes.

That's good.

Ooh.

Is that the way you do it?

Oh, yes.

Yes, you learn quickly.

Use your hands.

Yes.

[moody music]

Oh, yes.

Goodness, you're wonderful.

I should have tried this with you a long time ago.

Oh, yes.

Oh, no, go ahead.

Let go.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, God.

Oh, that feels wonderful.

Fuck, that feels so good.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

God, you're driving me crazy.

I'm not going to be able to walk out of here.

[chuckles]

That was fantastic.

God.

You're beautiful.

Hair and all.

Uaughter]

I want to try everything.

I'll try everything with you.

Why don't you fuck me in the ass?

Please.

Turn over.

[phone ringing]

Oh my God.

I'm on the night shift.

Oh, yes.

Jeff, I've got to go.

Wait for me.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

This is IBM.

I'm calling up about a computer installation

that we have scheduled for tomorrow morning.

Sorry.

Wrong number.

[rock music]

The young like it hot.

Why don't you give me a call?

I'll give you my love

And I will give you it all.

So if you need assistance,

If you need assistance,

Just give me a call.

Call if you want some action,

You need hot satisfaction.

Those machines can't do what I do

To quench that fire in you.

So if you need assistance,

If you need assistance,

Just give me a call.

Because the young like it hot

[rock music]